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Hey y'all, I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz. When You're Invisible is my love letter to the working class people and immigrants who shaped me. Season two shares stories about community and being underestimated. All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, this sucks, let's do something about it.

We get paid to serve you, but we're made out of the same things. It's rare to have black male teachers. Sometimes I am the testament. Listen to When You're Invisible on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? Owl goes lower? From Blumhouse TV, iHeart Podcasts, and Ember 20 comes an all-new fictional comedy podcast series. Join the flighty Damien Hirst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend. ♪

I've been spending all my time looking for answers about what happened to Santi. And what's the way to find a missing person? Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously. Listen to The Hookup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Roadhouse. And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly, guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history.

Welcome to Can't Believe Reckless, the production of iHeartRadio and The Black Effect.

Oh shit, just like that, we back on the air. Welcome back to yet another Cafferly Reckless episode with your girl, Just Hilarious. My girl Taylor is out. She's not here. Now listen, I know y'all probably be thinking, damn, is she a part of the fucking podcast? Nah, she ain't a part of the podcast. But remember back when I was pregnant, I did not want to fucking read. So I would have Taylor read for me. But now Taylor, little hot ass, is pregnant. So she don't be feeling like reading no more.

And besides, she wasn't ever really reading the stories like she needed to read them. Because remember when that lady wrote me and told me that her husband tried to kill her or her boss tried to kill her? She was reading the story too happy. I was like, come on, bitch. No, somebody just tried to kill this woman. So I'm back on the reading tips. Now, listen, because...

When y'all write, y'all don't use punctuation marks. Y'all don't use shit. Y'all don't use periods. So it's like a long run on sentence. Y'all don't use commas. Y'all don't use exclamation points. Y'all don't even use the right letters for the words. Y'all be misspelling shit and everything. But y'all want me to fix y'all mess. Okay? How about some of y'all need to go get hooked on phonics and then come back and then write me. All right? I know I'm hard on y'all. But y'all too old for this shit now. So what I did was I went through stories.

And I actually summarized all of them by little bullets. So that's what I'm going to do. Okay. We're going to go through the episode today with little bullets. All right. So the first story is everybody remains anonymous. I had this girl write me and she was telling me that her boyfriend just got out of jail. And this nigga is eating up all her kids fucking little snacks and shit. Now I know y'all all know somebody like that. Right. But he don't want to get a job.

This the thing. He don't want to get a legitimate job. He wants to go back on the street like he because he's in the streets. He wants to keep on selling drugs and shit like that because that's all he know. He's 35.

And she told him, yo, you have to get a job. Like, cause she has a great job. She told him you have to get a job. You're on house arrest and everything. But the thing is they're telling him that he can still work. He only can leave the house if he gets a job and he proves to his, uh, uh, his CEO. I mean, his PO, this probation officer that he has a legitimate job. Then he can have 10 hours a day out of the house. I think eight or 10 or something like that outside the house.

But he does not want to get a job because he told her the only thing that he knows and the only thing that he can do and do well to get quick money, fast money to help her pay bills is sell drugs. Lord. So my advice to her, and listen, she reaching out because she pregnant.

That's why she reaching out. She ain't even reaching out for advice to get rid of this nigga. She's reaching out to me because she is pregnant by the guy. She don't know what she should do about it. And listen, I'm not going to tell this girl that she should get a fucking abortion. Who the fuck am I to do that? Who am I to do that? Trump already doing that.

I don't need to tell her to get a fucking abortion. And I wouldn't do that. But what she need to do is abort that nigga from the house. Damn. Period. All right. You don't have to get rid of the baby, but get rid of the guy. You already raising kids that ain't his on your own anyway. Shit. What's another one? Because I don't know why your dumb ass would get pregnant by this nigga if he is telling you.

that I'm not going to go get a job because this is all I know. Somebody with that type of mindset, I would not let even come on my face. Oh, yeah. You won't let him shoot the club up so you can get pregnant. That's what I'm telling y'all. I'm telling y'all. That's why I be so fucking hard on y'all. And y'all can't stand when I do this shit. Y'all can't stand when I do this. Right. But some of y'all need tough love.

You know, because I'm not here to coddle y'all. I'm not here to be your fucking friend. Y'all asked me to fix y'all mess and that's what it is. You are pregnant by this man. He's fucking 35 and he's telling you, this is all I know how to do. And you already got two boys and then you pregnant with another kid. I don't know how far you are. You didn't tell me. But the way she was writing the story, guys, it sounds like she may be leaning toward

getting an abortion because she was just like, Jess, I can't do this and all that other than her spelling wrong and shit. I did understand and I got the whole gist of it. And a bunch of crying emojis she has sent. So I know she's not happy. No, she's not happy. Okay. And depending on how early she is. Okay. I do feel like

termination, if that's what she wants to do, may not be so bad since she already got two young ones. Like her boys, she didn't tell me how old her boys were, but she did say, I got two young boys. So it was like, you already got two young boys. And then what, and if you got a nigga that's sitting on, that's living on your fucking couch, pretty much, right? He's sitting home, he playing a fucking game all day and he's eating up your baby snacks. What fucking example are you setting for your boys, right? Because they're looking at you.

They're looking at you. You raise them. I don't know where their father is. She never even said anything about their dad. So I'm not I'm not going to assume that they're not in his life. But that's even worse if he is. It's bad if he's not in their life, but it's worse if he is, because if their dad is in their life and he's a good dad, you just showed them an example of a bad father figure.

And now they're probably going to go back and tell their dad that they have a nigga sleeping on a fucking couch that keeps eating their snacks up. Who's home more than mommy. He don't pay your fucking kids no mind. Now, I'm paraphrasing y'all. She just said the only thing he does with them is let them sit there and watch him play the game. Are you crazy? Because nine times out of ten, it's their game. It ain't even his game. If he ain't got no job, he ain't got no damn game. You probably bought that.

for your kids. And because your kids are so young, you know, they have a game system. They're not really on it like that. You know what I mean? Or they probably don't know how to play the games that he play. So he played the games when he in school and then he's playing the game when he come home. He's playing the game when you're cooking dinner. He's playing the game when he go to bed. He's playing the game when he fucking wake up in the morning and they never see him do anything. That's not a good example. I'm not judging you, but I'm judging you. And sometimes you need somebody to fucking judge you so you can wake the fuck up and get the fuck on.

That's what I'm telling you. You are a woman and you should value yourself. If not a mother first, a woman, because you got to be a woman before you are a mother. Honey, you got to be a woman. Have some fucking dignity. Your two baby boys are looking at you. They're watching this nigga for sure. For sure. And you don't want one of them to get older. And God forbid he still be on a couch. One of them kills ass because kids are really, really, really serious about the fucking fruit snacks.

So you having him eat up all the shit. So that's that, y'all. I encourage you to leave him alone. If you love me, you'll listen to this commercial and then we'll be right back. The world is constantly changing. It's up to you to decide how to respond. Choose to be bold, to try something new. Choose to reinvent yourself. That's what Nissan did with the all new totally reimagined Kicks.

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Hey, y'all. I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz. My podcast, When You're Invisible, is my love letter to the working class people and immigrants who shaped my life. I get to talk to a lot of people who form the backbone of our society, but who have never been interviewed before. I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz.

Season two is all about community, organizing, and being underestimated. All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, "This sucks. Let's do something about it." I can't have more than $2,000 in my bank account or else I can't get disability benefits. They won't let you succeed. I know we get paid to serve you guys, but like be respectful. We're made out of the same things: bone, body, blood.

It's rare to have black male teachers. Sometimes I am the lesson and I'm also the testament. Listen to When You're Invisible as part of the My Cultura podcast network. Available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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I started to live a double life when I was a teenager. Responsible and driven, and wild and out of control. My head is pounding. I'm confused. I don't know why I'm in jail. It's hard to understand what hope is when you're trapped in a cycle of addiction. Addiction took me to the darkest places. I had an AK-47 pointed at my head. But one night, a new door opened, and I made it into the rooms of recovery.

The path would have roadblocks and detours, stalls and relapses. But when I was feeling the most lost, I found hope with community and I made my way back. This season, join me on my journey through addiction and recovery. A story told in 12 steps. Listen to CRIMS as part of the Michael Lura Podcast Network. Available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I also encourage you to do what you think is best for you with the baby. The way you wrote the story, like I can tell just by your disposition is you don't want the baby. But you was having careless, raw sex. I'm protected and your ass was just, you know, and of course he probably got good dick. Most jail niggas do. What you talking about, honey? Of course.

But you, I mean, it's about more than that. Like we not just out here fishing for dick now, are we? I mean, that was the long, long, long time ago's days. You should be way overdoing that. Like, come on now, sweetheart. Oh, and she's 34. So I can't even say you're young as shit and you don't know no better. Like, you know, you know, just like, you know what to do. I think some of y'all write me sometimes just to hear me.

Fuss at y'all. Y'all must love hearing me fuss at y'all. But I don't care. I'm going to put it to my lady straight up. Straight shot. No chaser. Shout out to Tazlyn Figaro. That's my girl. But I'm saying, like, I got to give it to y'all. Just hard and rough and raw, no condom, straight, just like the niggas be giving it to y'all. I got to give it to y'all like that. Because, bitch, you ain't about to make yourself out of a fool and then come crying to me like, what should I do when you already know what you should do?

So yes, leave it up to Jess to fix the fucking mess and get that nigga off your couch. And I ain't put him on the couch. Y'all, she said he sleeps on the couch because it's comfortable. It's the closest thing to a cot. It's the most comfortable thing to the cot. This nigga is so, he's so locked up mentally. Like he's still locked up mentally. What you mean her couch feel like a cot? Like that's the closest thing to you being back in jail. So maybe you should call the cops on this nigga and send his ass back to jail or something. I don't understand.

that's the institutionalized mindset that that nigga still locked up somehow you know what I mean so I just I I really really feel like and then come to think about it hold up if your couch feel like a fucking a cot you need a new one and you need to make him replace it because I know his ass been sleeping on it for a while but yeah y'all he told her he don't really like sleeping in the bed now they'll have sex in the bed and he'll cuddle in the bed with her he'll watch a movie in the bed but he likes to sleep on the couch

Weird as hell. But that's his lifestyle. But you need to go in and kick him out, baby. I just I mean, you you have two boys, not three. OK, and you get back to me, whatever you decide to do, you know, with that baby in your stomach because you are with child.

You make sure you hold your head high. You pray about it. You go to the man upstairs and you talk to him about it. Talk to him about it. I ain't talking about the nigga in your house. I'm talking about God. You go talk to him about it. You got some cleaning up to do. All right. So check in with me. All right. Moving on, guys. I told y'all I summarized these. I wrote these by bullets. I'm doing it by bullets. So hold up. I got a couple of them.

So this one was long, but I condensed it. And it's literally a sentence because she went all around the fucking Murray Eagle Bush, like to tell me that her boyfriend got her homegirl pregnant. Yeah. Very, very crazy. Now, a couple of things about them. Couple, couple things about them. They do threesomes. Okay. And she wasn't even a type to do no threesome shit. He came along. He was the one that wanted a threesome. And so he,

She finally said that she wanted to give him one, but she had to pick the girl and a bitch picked the homegirl. And now her homegirl is pregnant by her boyfriend. Tell me if that ain't no careless, goofy shit on her part. I don't know what it is. Tell me. Now, listen, I'm just going to keep it all the way, honey.

I don't blame the guy. I do not blame the guy. You were right there. You saw this act being committed. You already knew. You already knew it. No, no. He didn't go behind her back that she know of and fuck the friend. But she said that she saw that he was about to come and she thought he snatched. He pulled out. But she did see some drip when he pulled out. Like, I mean, out of her friend, like he was he was leaking. You know, his penis was leaking. You know what I'm saying? Like.

So he had already had some come up in Shoei. So that's how the baby was conceived.

And y'all, she got the nerve to be mad. Mad at her friend for one, keeping the baby. And then mad at her boyfriend for wanting to be the father. Like, I mean, he already is. I mean, why wouldn't he want to be? That's his kid. I mean, y'all dumbasses should never did that shit. That's what I mean by a careless act. Like, this was a whole group project, bitch. You can't be mad at your man. You can't just be mad at your friend. You gotta be mad at yourself. So now...

The result of a group project is now that's all y'all baby. That's all of y'all baby. So you need to help them take care of the baby because you facilitated this shit. You don't want it that did that gave in when a man asked you, when a man asked you for a threesome and y'all ain't even been dating for four months yet. She said three months and he asked, she said, no, he asked her again the second time and she didn't. You ain't even make him ask a third time. Then you didn't even let enough time pass.

For y'all to have a fucking threesome. And then y'all don't even know how to threesome. How the fuck didn't y'all threesome without a condom? Like, what? And then I need some more information. I need to know, did he fuck you first and then he fucked her? Or like, did he fuck her? Well, obviously he fucked her last because he finished in her. I mean, I'm sorry. He finished on her. But some obviously got in her because now she pregnant. Now it's all three of y'all baby. Like, come on. This is careless and it's goofy. How you know your friend didn't have an STD?

We don't know everything about our friends. Now we think we do. We don't. It's some shit that our friends don't tell us. Why were y'all having sex with no condom anyway? I got more questions for you than you got for me. Shit. I can't fix this mess, baby. I don't know. Cause I ain't the friend. I can see if the friend who was pregnant was writing me, then I can give some other, you know, tips and advice and suggestions of what she should do. Cause she the one that got to carry a baby for nine months. And you said she happy. She, well, she didn't say she was happy. You said that,

She's keeping the baby. So she must be excited, Shane. And look, this is her first baby, y'all. Damn. So your first baby is by your homegirl's boyfriend. How's that for a story when a child get older? Ain't that about a bitch? Crazy. And you did. I'm gonna remind you. You said your boyfriend ain't too mad at the fact that he's the father. He's ready to step on up.

Now, mind you, they ain't got no kids. You and your boyfriend ain't got no kids. Y'all was only three months in. Y'all ain't got no kids together. I don't know if you wanted some. I don't know if you wanted one with him or not. But your girlfriend got killed by him first.

Crazy, crazy. And you're asking me what you should do. Hold up, hold up. I know this shit getting good, but listen to just a couple seconds of a commercial. If you love me, you'll listen. The world is constantly changing. It's up to you to decide how to respond. Choose to be bold, to try something new. Choose to reinvent yourself. That's what Nissan did with the all-new Total Reimagined Kicks. The dynamic new exterior style immediately announces that Nissan isn't messing around.

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Hey, y'all. I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz. My podcast, When You're Invisible, is my love letter to the working class people and immigrants who shaped my life. I get to talk to a lot of people who form the backbone of our society, but who have never been interviewed before.

Season two is all about community, organizing, and being underestimated. All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, "This sucks. Let's do something about it." I can't have more than $2,000 in my bank account or else I can't get disability benefits. They won't let you succeed. I know we get paid to serve you guys, but like, be respectful. We're made out of the same things: bone, body, blood.

It's rare to have black male teachers. Sometimes I am the lesson and I'm also the testament. Listen to When You're Invisible as part of the My Cultura podcast network. Available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I started to live a double life when I was a teenager. Responsible and driven and wild and out of control. My head is pounding. I'm confused. I don't know why I'm in jail. I don't know why I'm in jail.

It's hard to understand what hope is when you're trapped in a cycle of addiction. Addiction took me to the darkest places. I had an AK-47 pointed at my head. But one night, a new door opened, and I made it into the rooms of recovery. The path would have roadblocks and detours, stalls and relapses. But when I was feeling the most lost, I found hope with community, and I made my way back.

Have you ever looked into the night sky and wondered who or what was flying around up there?

We've seen planes, helicopters, hot air balloons, and birds. But what if there's something else? Something much more ominous that appears under the cover of night. Silent. Unseen. Watching. They may be right above your car late one night as you cruise down the road or look like mysterious lights hovering above your home.

Or are they? We used the word drone because it was comfortable to other people. One minute it was there and one minute it wasn't. Oh, that is...

Beyond creepy. Do you feel like this drone was targeting you specifically? Yes, absolutely. Listen to Obscurem, Invasion of the Drones on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Girl, you should send me your friend number who's pregnant so I can tell her what to do.

No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know the situation is really, really fucked up, but I know you're probably looking at the fucking speaker like, Jess, I'm serious. I really need your help. No, you should have came to me. And when that nigga asked you, you should have came to me before you gave into this threesome and asked me, should I give it to him? I don't know. Should I get it? I told him I want to pick the girl, but you picked your fucking friend. Like, why would you do that? And then I wonder what that process was like. I wonder how that happened. Like, did you call her and be like,

Girl got swag. Like, why do I want to have a fucking threesome? And I told him no before, but he asked me again. And so I told him, yeah, under one condition. I told him I could pick the girl. And bitch, I'm picking you. So what's up? I wonder if she was like...

She just won a fucking first class flight to Paris. Like, bitch, that's not something I'm going to jump in. Like, I'm not jumping to that. Even if my friend, I'm not ever having sex with my, any of my friends' boyfriends. No, I would never, ever, ever agree to a threesome with my friend and her man.

That's some shit that I, if I ain't mistaken, Tiana Taylor did that shit with LaShante. And then LaShante ended up having a baby by Tiana Taylor. Man. And I'm not talking about Iman Shumper. I'm talking about the guy before him.

You know, I don't know how many before him it was, how many after the nigga that I'm talking about it was. But yes, I remember Tiana Taylor went on Wendy Williams and Wendy Williams asked her about that shit. Like, so your friend, you and your friend had a threesome with your ex and then the friend had a baby by your ex. And now that's no longer your friend and no longer your ex. So, I mean, no longer your man. Like, remember, I don't know if you remember that, but y'all need to go and watch it on YouTube. That's crazy. That's fucking crazy.

You need to, because listen, I'm scared for a few reasons for this girl. One, it's a little something there. I ain't really liking about Shorty being so happy to keep the baby. One. And then two.

I don't know how I feel about you really, you know, trying to step up to be the father real quick. You know what I mean? Like you need to check both of the phones. I feel like they, you know what I'm saying? Because you're, you have actually nothing to do with them anymore. Now, like you have no obligation toward any, like they have the baby together. So technically they could be a couple and just say, fuck you. You know what I mean? All because you wanted to please this nigga when you really didn't fuck with reasons in the first place.

And I will look at my homegirl a certain way if she agreed to do it. Cause I'm like, all right, but you've been looking at my nigga or what? Like you've been looking at him or what's going on. I don't know. It's a lot of little scary factors with you and your friend girl. I can't, I can't. So this is what I need you to do. I need you to leave him alone.

I you know unless you want to raise him and your friends baby you know be a part of that you're not gonna like that that's just I don't know you already stepped into some shit that you obviously didn't plan to go like this you know I mean but that's what happens like y'all not neo and his four girlfriends nigga y'all this is just supposed to been a threesome and a threesome went wrong you know I mean because now the now it's a mean twosome or it's another threesome

Your boyfriend, your friend and the baby. That's a threesome right there. That's a family. Y'all done made a family out of a fucking threesome. Child, y'all making me mad. Tighten the fuck up, y'all. I don't understand. Like, how do you explain to your fucking child in like 18 years? Oh, yeah, you know, your dad was actually your aunt's.

We had had a threesome, you know, one night and he finished in me. And so that's how you hear, you know, that's that's the story. Because, you know, you're that child's aunt because this is your friend. One of your good friends. You say like, this is like your sister. Like, so it's like the five sisters fucking niggas. I can't. I just can't.

sisters fucking one guy I don't understand it but now you're writing me I'm a ninja to not be so damn dumb when y'all writing these stories to me because like I know my listeners are like yo did you really have to write just to fix your mess for that like you don't know what to do I'll be thinking like like y'all ain't got common sense enough to be like oh no I'm done with this shit and then you're supposed to cuss that nigga out like yo I did this shit for you

I did this shit for you. I didn't even want to do this shit. I did this shit for you. And you going to get my fucking homegirl pregnant? You know how to pull out, nigga. I know that pussy wasn't that good, or maybe it was. But that's what I'm saying. And that's probably why he excited to be the fucking father. Because pregnant pussy is the best. I'm just saying, if my pussy was like that before she got pregnant, oh, baby, you can kiss that nigga goodbye. Because he about to be all up in that shit for the next nine months. And I mean it. So, I don't know what you want to do. But what I'm saying is, you need to let that go.

And let that motherfucking homegirl go too, baby. Uh-uh. Because there's going to be so much animosity built up, you probably ain't going to like the baby. You that. You're going to be like, I'm not your fucking aunt. So, listen, leave them alone. Let them raise that child together since they're both so happy to have them. And they need to thank you, though, because you are the reason that they have a child. Yeah, dumbass. But I love you so much if nobody ever told you because...

Apparently you felt less than to give in to some shit like this. And I know that nigga probably like, bitch, I ain't apologizing. Ain't nobody tell you pick your friend. I told you pick the bitch. Ain't nobody tell you. Ain't nobody know you. So come home with your fucking friend. Next time. Thank baby. Next time. Thank threesomes are not worth it. Okay. Nobody told you.

I'm telling you, I love you. And just like that, we've come to the end of yet another carefully reckless episode with your girl, Jessalarius. What I be doing? I be fixing the mess and you can catch me next week doing the same thing. Peace.

Carefully Reckless is a production of iHeartRadio and The Black Effect. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Hey, y'all. I'm Maria Fernanda Diaz. When You're Invisible is my love letter to the working class people and immigrants who shaped me. Season two shares stories about community and being underestimated. All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, this sucks. Let's do something about it.

We get paid to serve you, but we're made out of the same things. It's rare to have black male teachers. Sometimes I am the testament. Listen to When You're Invisible on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? Owl goes lower? From Blumhouse TV, iHeart Podcasts, and Ember 20 comes an all-new fictional comedy podcast series. Join the flighty Damien Hirst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend. ♪

I've been spending all my time looking for answers about what happened to Santi. And what's the way to find a missing person? Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously. Listen to The Hookup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

I'm Emi Olea, host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Roadhouse. And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly, guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history.

Each week, I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians, people like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I love storytelling and I love you, so I can't wait. Listen and subscribe to Greatest Escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.