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And just like that, we're back with yet another carefully reckless episode with your girl, Just Hilarious. What I be doing? I be fixing mess, y'all. Now look, look at the volume, Taylor, because I feel like I'm low. Look, and I usually, my levels usually be higher than that.
I'm good? Yeah. All right, cool. So we straight. All right, so we got Taylor in the building. That's my baby mama, y'all. Listen, she is really glowing and showing. Okay? I love this. I love it. So she having my son or whatever. But yeah, so I ain't gonna make her read. I'm gonna read this story, y'all.
She's just going to read the second one. If we get to a second one, because this one is rather long. We don't have any voice memos today. So here we go. Hey, Jess, I want you to know that your voice is heard and you are absolutely valid in your feelings. I've been in the same situation. Hold on, bitch. What? Cause it's how to fight. Fight.
What the fuck am I going through? Hold on. Let me just finish reading. I've been in the same situation and I know how tough it can be when people don't act like a family. But here's the thing. You can't expect people to understand you if they lack emotional intelligence and are not being real with themselves. You're right. And you don't have to explain yourself to anyone who isn't ready to see the truth. Did I say something? Like the lies and everything.
Oh, okay. Because I'm like a family. Yeah. All right. Remember when you fly, others can go with you because of the altitude. I used to be the same way as you. And like an indigo person, I know the struggle of being misunderstood. Keep shining, my sister in God. As Maya Angelou said, Oh, gosh. We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty.
You've gone through a lot. She looked that up. Yes, bitch. You were just out here knowing what Maya Angelou said. Okay. You've gone through a lot, but it's shaping you into something greater than you can even see right now. Keep going. This is your season forever. You've got this. And no, my parents have been in this industry for over 50 years. So anything you need work-wise or otherwise, I'm here for you. Jesus, I need some money.
Just keep being real and playing your role because people aren't touched the way you and I are. Okay. Sending you peace and blessings and a huge hug. Call me whenever you need to vent. And don't let... What is your number? Like, they didn't even leave a number. And don't ever let anyone dim your light. Remember, the indigo people keep shining through. What's indigo? No matter what. I don't know. We got to look that up because Chris Brown got a song called Indigo. Okay.
Have a great day, sis. You're unstoppable. God's with you. Keep being you. Love. Oh, I'm not even going to say his name. I wanted him to stay anonymous. That's actually a sweet fucking message. I was just, I was lost for a minute. Like, hold up. Cause you know something I don't know about me. It says indigo people in new age context refers to individuals, particularly children. She's got a new child.
Believed to possess special, unusual, sometimes supernatural traits or abilities. So I got powers? Often described as highly evolved and intuitive. Girl. It's like, first I was that girl, now I'm that girl. Girl, yes. Okay. I'm an indigo bitch. Anyway, look. Oh my gosh, I shouldn't have took a shot. Why don't I take another one? Wait, so...
That was it? That was it. There's no advice. That was just something powerful, like an empowering to me. And it was a man who sent it. And I actually love that. Now that you refresh my memory about something I was going through. Because I was like, uh-uh, because who the fuck told him something about me? But obviously he saw the lie from a couple weeks ago. Thank you so much, sir. All right. So we're moving on. And we have some actual mess to fix. Here we go. You know what I wish that we could do, though, while we're looking for another story? I wish...
You could like say if you owe a lot of money for taxes, right? I wish you could snitch on other niggas with tax debt to relieve your tax debt. Girl, what? If they say, all right, if you round up 10 motherfuckers who owe us more than $50,000, all your debt will be relinquished. I'll be like, oh, hell yeah. That'll be fucking amazing. Cause I keep saying Peter Thomas, like how the fuck is you not in jail?
Who? Peter Thomas. Oh, did he? From Real Housewives of Atlanta. I thought he had to go to jail. No? He did, but he came right home. I'm like, uh-uh, maybe he's snitching on other niggas that owe taxes. That's what I'm saying. Ain't no way Peter Thomas has to be an informant of some type. Either way, though. I don't know. That's none of my business. But I just was wondering, like, if you owe an outstanding debt to the IRS, could you, like, what if you could snitch on other people to, like, decrease your debt? Because I fucking hate that. I just want to know who made up taxes, though.
Some white man back in the dizzle. And then also, you know what's crazy? Say if you're trying to set up a payment plan with them, right? Say for instance, if you owe like $100,000 and you're trying to set up a payment plan, why the fuck do they charge you to set up the payment plan? Like I'm not already paying you money that I owe. Right. And then they have daily interest payments.
Like, bitch. Like, what? But that's what I'm saying. Like, who made all this up and we just... And we just going with it. Because listen, this is what I feel like. If everybody stop paying their taxes, what are they going to do?
Everybody, not a few of us, not just the blacks. Yeah, what are they going to do? Everybody. They can't do anything. Everybody in the fucking country stopped paying their taxes and never filed or whatever. Well, technically, though... What could they do? There ain't that many jails in the world. But technically, though, regardless, are we always going to just pay tax because of the fucking supplies and all that stuff? That's why Donald Trump is trying to get rid of it. Is that what he's doing? I thought he was raising the taxes. No, he's... Well, he said...
Garnish wages? What are you talking about? We have Big Mac in here now. Yeah, Big Mac can talk. He's worked for Internal Revenue Services. So apparently he know. What you mean? Garnish wages? They garnish your wages? You ain't never had that happen? Hell no. Oh, yeah. I'm speaking for other people. What? Oh, yeah. I've had that happen to me.
Really? I thought I was going to get paid. No, but if everybody stopped doing it. They going to get everybody then. All right, and then we're just all out here. That's what's up. Sound like a big ass black party. If we just all out here, bro. No wages. Meet up in the street. Let's play music. The fuck?
Everybody bring food from their house. Like, it don't fucking matter. What's good? Okay. So we got a story. And Taylor, you feel like reading this one? Cause I don't. Okay. Read it with, read it with some charisma. Okay. I don't want to. Okay. Good. Hold up. Hold up. I know this shit getting good, but listen to just a couple seconds of a commercial. If you love me, you'll listen.
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Which I have love for. With the talk and the mic. I am talking. Which I have love for. But he cannot sass by me like my former fuck buddy. I cannot believe I'm even telling you this. But he's a man's man. And I really miss how he used to fuck me silly for no reason. Fuck? One night...
That really made me fall for him was when he called me after I got off work. We were up smoking and he would always give the best massages. Then he smacked my ass a little too hard for what I could tolerate. And I told him, I swear to God, I hate him. That's when I looked at him differently. I think that we must have gotten to him and he did not like when I drove my eyes. That's when he grabbed me by my hair and told me to never disrespect God again. Mm hmm.
So they kinky. Okay. It was a huge fucking turn on. I purposely pushed my ass against... His dick. I purposely pushed my ass against him...
Okay, Zayn Chronicles. Bitch. I was shocked because it's hard for me to handle horse-hung men like that. But he was really into it and kept telling me to hate his dick then.
To what? To hate his dick. He always took charge, and I love that about him. I'm not a whore because I'm a sophisticated career woman. At Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority Incorporated. Okay, bitch. Okay. I just really appreciated my fuck buddy. Anyways, after he slutted me out, push-ups in my mouth and all. Push-ups in my mouth. Okay.
I limped downstairs to run into another one of his friends who walked in. I was still kind of high and horny still. Where is this going? She's telling us a story. I feel like this is Triple Crown. What are you looking at, Charlemagne? Damn. Stomach scraper. I'm sorry. Just keep popping his fucking head in here. Go ahead. Stomach scraper trained me to have a high sex drive.
Okay. That sounds hurtful. It is. Anyway, his friends looked high to start to rub on me and I got turned on all over again. And we started kissing. And my fuck buddy came in, yelled out, what the fuck are you doing? I felt so embarrassed, yet turned on still. I didn't even brush my teeth and...
So wait, so she was masturbating and then he came in, her fuck buddy came in? No, she wrote, started kissing on his friend. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's what it just said. Because, all right, so this is a woman that's engaged, right? Yes. She goes, but I don't think this happened necessarily...
So she's just telling us a story about her and her fuck buddy one time. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But she's still currently engaged, right? Yeah. Okay. Go ahead. She says she went downstairs and his friend came in.
And started kissing. Mm-hmm. And then... Oh, no. And then she was still high, whatever, and started rubbing on his friend. Oh, she was high. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So then her fuck buddy came downstairs and saw it and was like, what the fuck is this? Whatever. And she's like, I felt so embarrassed. Mm-hmm. Fast forward to now. I go from those times to now regular peeing, and it's not doing justice. Mm.
I don't know how to tell my fiance that I want to low key end the engagement and add throws back to my life. He's too conservative while I'm used to the real bad boys. Help me. OK, so I get it. I get exactly what's happening. She likes the thrill. She likes the thrill of it all. And because her work life is so conservative and so sophisticated businesswoman and all of that stuff.
She has to have class and all of that type shit. She likes to be a freak in the sheets and she likes to have like an outlet where she can just be raunchy and naughty and just let like she's me. So what I feel you role play for you. Like I think I'm too goofy. I start laughing. I'm going for your shit. Literally, literally. I live. I want to do. Have you ever seen cyber getting off? No, it's fine. I have you seen the movie for Christmases?
Four Christmases now. Oh, my God. It's funny. Oh, so it's a comedy. Yeah, it's a romantic comedy, I guess. But it's funny. It's Vince Vaughn. I love Vince Vaughn. And what's that girl's name? So it's a white comic. Yeah. Reese Witherspoon. Vince Vaughn. Is that her name? Yeah, Reese Witherspoon. Because we ain't talking about Angel Reese.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Reach for the spoon. So in the beginning, basically, you don't know that they're together. So they play, they're at a bar and he goes up to the girl and he's like acting like, hey, trying to basically like, trying to talk to her. And she's like, look, I need a guy that's gonna, you know, not shiver when he puts his hand up my shirt. Like just talking shit to him. So then it was like, bitch, I'll...
Basically, he started like, they got into it and they fucked in the bathroom. Yeah. So you can't do shit like that. I want to, but I'm going to start laughing. You should do it when you're out at a restaurant or something. Yeah, that's what our plan is to do that eventually. Yes, do that, girl. I think I'm going to start cracking up. Taylor, you are naturally just goofy as shit anyway. That's what I'm saying. I'm going to try to act it out, but I'm going to start laughing. He's going to be like, bitch, never mind. Come on, get up. Put your pants on because this is too much. Oh.
It's not even hard no more to fuck up with you playing. But I have like in the, I have, um, randomly like me and my friends with this act like we starting to argue or something like in public. Yeah. Yeah. Do random shit. So you role play with your friends? No,
I'm just saying like nothing. My best friend, we always will like play fight, start fussing and like play fight in public. And I always be how to fuck up because she can't fight. So, yeah, but or I'll just say something like this. Go cry. Like what the
What the fuck? He gave you herpes? Yes. Yo, me and Shane used to do dumb shit like that too. All right, cool. So that's the same shit we used to do. If you love me, you'll listen to this commercial and then we'll be right back. The first two months of 2025 have been quite a year. Work deadlines, group chats you can't escape, and your weird cousin's latest overshare. It's a lot. But here's the good news. You don't have to bring that stress into your car. The all-new Nissan Murano is your piece on wheels thanks to its available features.
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sharing one with the people you love most. Whether you're kicking it at the cookout, vibing at the game, pre-gaming before a night out, or just hanging out and catching up, there's a Coke with your name, or better yet, your nickname on it.
From friend, bro, bestie, or girl, to classic names like Sarah, Riley, and David, these cans and bottles are all about your people. But it's bigger than just having a name on a can. It's about uplifting your friends and celebrating real connections. It's about appreciating the moments that matter, the road trips, the late night talks, the big wins, even the L's we take together.
It's about the little things, the inside jokes, the group chats, the remember that time when moments that turned into the best stories because Coke is here for all of it. To make sure you enjoy those moments with the people who matter most because sharing a Coke isn't just about what's in the bottle. Nah, it's about the laughs, the love and the connections that keep us together. So go on, grab a Coke for everybody, raise it up and turn a regular day into a memory. But
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I'm telling you and it'll keep it'll keep the relationship fresh spark feisty like yo you it'll keep you a little moist there with that motherfucker you know what I'm saying me and Chris do it all the time girl all the time you act like y'all don't know each other all the time yeah and I act like he's like a real Mexican he can speak Spanish and so he's still like yeah dumb as shit girl I'm like oh just stop saying quipasa like come on
Now you fucking up the role play. Yeah, that's funny as hell. That's funny as hell. But yeah. Anyway, so yeah, back to this girl's story. I will never...
Back to this girl's story. I think... She was looking for sex, but that's it. And she don't know how to leave her... She don't know how to tell her fiancé that he's too boring for her, like on that level. He don't know how to... She don't know how to tell her. Just talk to him about it, because he might be into that shit. He might be, or he might not be. Yeah, but that's the deal. Because I feel like the type of person she is, she probably already...
He knows how she is sexually, but he can't keep up with that. Yeah. But what are the other advantages about him? Is it only the sex that she does not like? Because it's...
If the sex, if, if sex plays that big of a part in your marriage or what your marriage is going to be or your relationship or your, you know, before you even walk down the aisle, I definitely think it's worth reevaluating, like revisiting the whole marriage because you don't seem happy. But I also don't want her to lead a man and regret that shit. Cause you can teach a man how to sexually please you. No, I'm saying other things you can't teach. Can you really? Well, yeah. I don't know.
I used to, I don't know how much you could teach a guy to please you. Sometimes I feel like if he got it, like the chemistry there is there. But you can always grow your sexual chemistry though. Like you can always start doing things that you never did before. Yeah. But I think, okay, I guess for me, like I just, I don't want that innocence. Ain't nothing wrong with a little teachy teachy now Taylor. Now listen, I, now I'm going to tell you.
Chris, I ain't had to teach that motherfucker a thing at all, girl. But isn't that great, though? Yo, that is great. That is an actual plus. But you said... I've been in a situation... Well, not in a situation, but...
I think it fucks up the guy's ego in a sense too. Absolutely. When you don't know how to properly. I told, I had an ex and he wasn't the greatest. And I told him that, that he. Oh, you told him. But how the fuck did you tell him that? Well, we already broke up at this point. He was trying to get back to me. Oh,
And I told my nigga, you didn't even satisfy me. You didn't satisfy me because he wasn't taking... You said my nigga? Yes. I was like, you wasn't satisfying me. Like, and then... That's why niggas be slapping bitches in the back of the neck because it's like... Because he wasn't taking no...
take a no for an answer so he started to frustrate me because he fucking loves you I don't care but I told him in the relationship though I was like I feel like I'm a little more for you than you he got so upset with me and I was like we do the same fucking position I'm trying to tell you oh my god I hate a same age position and he was silent
No, talk me through that shit. No, he was quiet. He was concentrating. Excuse me? How old was he? 68? What the fuck? He was younger. No.
What in the fuck? Oh, yeah. So, yeah, he was just literally insecure about it because that probably wasn't the first time somebody told him that. No, he tried to tell me before that he had a girl use him for sex. I don't want to meet her. Uh-uh. Well, she done used you up because the fuck? You have nothing else to give. The fuck? Why would you let her do that? Yo. Now it's all gone. I don't know.
No, but like, maybe that was traumatic for him. And he just was like, I will never deep dive again, bitch. Oh my. No, that shit was just not good. Okay. So, but even that, like he just,
it just wasn't good. And because of, but he wasn't even willing to learn. Like he, like that just shut him down and sent him even more in a tizzy. Like, nah, like, nah, I'm good. I don't, that probably just shut him down. And that probably fucked his confidence up even more than it was. But I think this lady, this woman who has the story for us, the mess for us to fix, uh,
I think she should reevaluate before going to her, like, look at the pros and cons. You're talking about throwing away maybe like a lifetime with a soulmate because sex ain't where it's supposed to be. He not freaky enough for you. Your man's boring. But does he fucking pay the bills? Is he emotionally intelligent? Is he like, come on, like, does he check off all the other boxes? Yeah, but also makes me look at her, question her because I think she needs to go to therapy.
Yeah, most definitely. Because even though she was describing a sexual encounter with her fuck buddy and they're going to fuck his friend. She's not ready for marriage anyway. Yeah, girl. Because she likes the thrill of like raunchiness. She likes, yeah, she likes thrilling sex.
And I think if her fiance, you know, soon to be husband can't get that to her. Don't walk down the aisle. Matter of fact, we need to fix his mess. Not yours, bitch. You are right. You seem like you're going to do whatever the fuck you want to do. Whether me and Taylor fix your mess or not. We need that man to come to the front of the congregation. Because what the fuck? Yeah, he calls himself God. Because he don't know. Yeah, her fuck buddy calls himself God. She's fucking crazy. Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely. Shit went thrive fucking a nigga like Kanye. Yes. The God complex is ill. I hate that. It's so disgusting.
but look something to say this is this right say she do leave the leave her husband right oh well not her husband yet okay say she actually does take the initiative to go to her fiance like look this is not working you know these are the things that you don't do and i really need those things to move forward right if i'm gonna walk down the aisle with you say she do that then she try to go be with the fuck buddy and the fuck buddy don't even want that right like he just wants to fuck
Yeah. And be buddies. Like, you don't want to be with you. I don't think she wants to be with him either, though. I think she just... Maybe she's just not ready to be monogamous. Maybe she's not ready to be in a relationship, let alone a fucking fiance. Yeah. You're not ready to walk down no aisle, baby. So I don't think that... She was a stripper, though. Oh, my God. When the fuck that happen? It said it in the email. See, her story was so fucking loaded. Like, it said, like...
I don't know where is that. It said like at the end, like love, like in parentheses, like she was a stripper and stuff. You don't have another piece of bagel? No. I just took that nasty ass shot. Lorna Rose would be getting a bitch drunk early in the morning. Fuck. Trying to sabotage my job. Like, girl, you almost took it. Shit. Go ahead now. What'd you say? But no, she said like she, she was one. She was a dancer. Oh, okay.
But yeah. Yo, this week, me and Kristen got the kids. We is about to fucking be out here. Like, yes. What y'all gonna do? Fuck on the balcony. If it's nice out. For real. Yes, girl. We been having some nice little days. Ain't nothing like fucking on the balcony in a thunderstorm, though.
Yes, thunder and lightning. Girl, listen, it's a whole vibe. Get a little tipsy and go out there and fuck in the rain, girl. It'll be like the scene off of You Got Served when Elgin was dancing in the fucking puddles. Girl!
I fucking love y'all. I love it. We got no week with the kids, y'all. This is a week with no kids. This is amazing for me. I can't wait. I feel like vacationing. Yes. That's what me think about that. Yeah. No, I feel like I be like waiting for it. Like, I can't wait to go on vacation and give my kids to the grandma. I didn't even have the kid yet. You didn't even have the baby yet. You can't wait to give it to their grandmother? I haven't been on vacation yet. Oh, you just went to Africa. Yeah.
What the fuck? Yeah, but that was in January. Technically, that was last year. And you were still pregnant. Exactly. And you couldn't do shit. You couldn't do anything. So that's what I'm saying. Damn. Okay. Well, no, you're going to get to do it. Trust me. You're going to get to do it. You got to still take me to that cannabis restaurant, too. I ain't going to go without you. I'm not. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. Did they approve maternity leave yet? Because Charlamagne said they did not give it to you. He's so full of shit. He said they did. They said they're not letting Taylor leave. I don't know why he's lying.
they said last person left came well me they ain't got nobody to fill in for you bitch like you the only one that need to do the imaging and the sound that's it cause art slow ass lord well anyway y'all love y'all Taylor Red today say thank you to Taylor and Taylor say thank you to the listeners thank you alright y'all so we gonna catch y'all next week wherever y'all find y'all podcast peace
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