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And just like that, we back on the air with yet another season of Caffley Reckless. Y'all clap it up for me as I reach my second season under the black effect with iHeartRadio. Caffley Reckless is doing great. I know y'all thought I was going to be gone for a minute, but now I'm back with the jump off. I had to do a lot of other things. Y'all, I'm busy. I'm busy. And I miss y'all so much. I had to take a couple weeks off just to refresh myself, to give y'all some new and great content.

And also, I launched Reckless Discussions, which you can check out every Wednesday, 7 p.m. on my YouTube channel. That's me, my little baby father, my cousin London, and my brother Prince, y'all. We talk about the same type of shit that we talk about here, but different topics. It's just Reckless all in the same. So for the first episode of this season, I brought back a fan favorite. Y'all love this girl, my sister. Say what's up, Shay? Fuck it is, dummies. Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all. Here she go.

Yo, yo, yo, where the hoes at? Y'all know, y'all know she always want to know where the hoes at. Now listen, this episode we're going to talk about jail niggas. We're going to talk about jail niggas. You felt that in your soul, huh? So I'm guessing you've dealt with a jail nigga or two. I never personally like dealt with like dated or, you know, no jail nigga. Right. But I am, I try to call myself being a good friend sometimes. Okay. And I really feel like these jail niggas feel like they're entitled to.

oh yeah that's a lot of them and the jail nigga that i'm speaking of you know of him your homeboy yeah ain't my homeboy no more oh all right he's max homeboy oh all right he's the clown you even started making me write the nigga and shit like he like for real yo was sending five page letters to everybody i swear yo when i said last time i talked to him on the phone he like yeah i'm on the phone with jessie laurie's sister yeah yeah you know the funny girl like boy shut the

Fuck up. Oh, my God. Being a clown. Being a fucking clown. Listen, he wrote me a couple times, right? I never wanted to fuck with him. He knew that he just wanted somebody to talk to, you know? As always. As all of them. As all jail niggas. You know what I'm saying? You in there, you see the same niggas every day. I mean, whatever. So it's just like, all right. I start writing. This was years ago, y'all. Or like three years ago. No, not even...

It was. It wasn't? No, it was longer than that. Oh, it was. Because he's been in there since 2009. January of 2009. Oh, shit. Yeah. So you were still more of a, more so of a kid. Right, right, right. Okay. Well, then I wasn't just hilarious that I am today. I was, I was growing into that. Okay. And it went from us just being cool to one of his letters was just like,

yo you know when I come home like you know I'm saying I want you to be with me I want to be able to be a good stepdad to Ash like I love you like what the fuck I'm like yo I am a baby compared to you right like I like it was on some little sister big brother shit at first and then it was awesome y'all it's some things I want to do to you when I come home I'm like first of all Kelly you ain't never coming home how about that

But what was the situation with y'all? So his name is Chris. His name is Chris. We all had one of those. It's a million Chris's out here. So y'all don't know exactly who he talking about. So his name is Chris. And we met on MySpace back in the day. Okay. Like back in the day when you was on MySpace and that fucking towel. And I was just like, get that off MySpace. And you blocked me. Oh my God. It was like my first little semi nude. I was like, get that down. Oh my God.

So y'all met on fucking MySpace, bitch. With your little fucking Blackberry or whatever the fuck that little ass phone was. It was a Nokia. Like, it was a Nokia. Oh my God. So anyway, I met him on MySpace and he was like, I seen you before. And he was like, you work at Security Square Mall? And I was like, yeah. He was like, I've seen you. Where you work at? I was like, I work in Shoe City. I'm working in the shoe store. So he, you know, he start coming, you know, to see me or whatever. He was kind of cute, you know.

You know I'm gonna give him that He was cute He had dreads or whatever I had a thing for dreads back then Or whatever He was cute So Boom Met him We became friends And

I guess we called ourselves like trying to like each other. Yeah. But we never like we never hooked up. Right. We never hooked up. Like we never had sex. So I was just like, all right, you know, whatever. And then one day I think we were actually going to. But then it just it just didn't happen. I was just like, yeah, this ain't right. I'm gonna just leave. So I left out and literally just left out. And I guess he had an attitude. He had an attitude about that. So he gets locked up January of 2009. Mm hmm.

He committed a murder. Whatever. He got arrested. Oh, that nigga killed somebody? Killed somebody. He killed somebody. And this nigga got my address? Yeah. Yo, you never said that was the crime. He never said that was the crime. You ain't know that? Fuck no, I ain't know he killed somebody. Who he kill? His cousin. By mistake. Oh, all right. How? Apparently, it was like a situation where it was like a tussle that they got into with some people and he shot his cousin by mistake. Mm.

Okay. All right. So we made a mistake and killed this guy. Yeah. And everybody was like under the influence.

at a club or party or lounge or something like that I got you it's a fucked up situation it definitely is but his aunt was straight like give him life that's her child family and I family that's my child that was one of his favorite cousins imagine how it fucks him up he's miserable as fuck he's miserable he's in there he's in there

So over the years, you know, I've tried to be a good friend. You know, just because I know you're in there, I don't mind talking to you. I ain't putting no motherfucking money on no books. So every time he calls me, he's paying for these calls. So I'm like, okay, he's paying for the calls. I can talk to you. I don't mind. You know, I love to talk. So, you know, it's nothing to me.

So, you know, I talked to him and over the years, every time you turn around, he's like, oh, you know, how you doing or whatever. You know, I'll end up mentioning something about somebody I'm dating or whatever. And he tried to act fake happy for me, but then write me a letter like, I hope that shit don't fucking work out. I hope you catch AIDS. Like, damn nigga, what?

Hey yo not laughing at any AIDS victims Yes not at all But what the fuck is wrong with him Yo he went off with him Yo like you was just fake happy for me on the phone Then you gonna write me a letter like Damn son tell me how you really feel Like the fuck Yo said this nigga said I hope you catch AIDS Cause you fuck up with this nigga Yo oh my god Like what But this is the thing

What the fuck can he be for you inside? Nothing. He stay talking about, I got money. I got all the oodles and noodles. I got Xbox in my cell. Xbox. Sounding like a motherfucking college student.

You serious? I got all the noodles in my dorm. I got the hottest games. I got all the flavors. All the flavors, the noodles. Nigga, we don't eat them out here. Well, we do. I do. Nigga, you have to eat them. Right. Like, that's a gourmet meal for you. Yo. You know, not shitting on you, but don't ever fucking come at me like that. Right. Like, and then,

So then I actually went to visit him. Remember he tried to get you. He's like, oh, he's like, Jess, Jessie, you know, I want you to, you know, come out here and visit me. Come and visit him. Yeah, I remember. You was like, yeah, I'll come. You're my nigga. Right, right.

Go out there. Yo was far as fuck away. Had to drive two and a half hours to get out there. So I finally went out there one day. I went out there on family day for him one time. You know, just because I felt like family or whatever. This nigga like trying to like come at me. Like she tried to kiss me and I was like back bumping and bursting in front of the other jail niggas. Oh my God. Yo tried to in front of the other jail niggas.

Why would you ever try to lean in? So y'all never talked about that before? No. He never was like, yo, when you come up here, I might kiss you or I might... No, he didn't say that. Because I would have been like, yo, I'm going to just stay home. Hey, yo, you would have said you're just going to stay home? Yeah, and I would have kept my ass home because I ain't trying to embarrass you in front of jail niggas because then they're going to point at you and laugh while you're in the fucking hall like...

That bitch backed up when you linked in. Yo, yeah, that's how they be. Then you gonna be fucking fighting in there because they fucking joking you because you got backed up on. Damn. Hold up, hold up. I know this shit getting good, but listen to just a couple seconds of a commercial. If you love me, you'll listen.

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I ain't talk to him. Maybe like a year or something like that went by or maybe more than that. And then he comes back around sending a letter. Man, Shay, I'm so sorry. You like one of my best friends, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, all right. So he must have pissed everybody else off. And now you try to roll back around to me because you know that I enjoy talking. And it's usually like that in jail. I mean, that shit is like that out here too, but definitely in jail because they really have nobody but the people that they in there with.

You know what I mean? So, and he gets so, that's one thing I did notice about him. He has a short fuse. Like, he gets so fucking angry. Real quick. Like, and just switch. Like you just said, have you ever known him to be in a relationship with somebody? Like, while he was in there? Because he's been locked up for a long time. So, apparently, he's had, you know, several women that he's,

Communicating with. Yeah, that he's been communicating with, that he's been in relationships with, where he's like, oh, you know, this girl is going to be my home plane. Like, I feel like, in all actuality, I feel like the goal of a jail nigga is to find a bitch that they can come home to just so they can have somewhere to stay. Because normally when they get out, they have to be on, like, I guess house arrest or something like that. What fucking house you going to? Or halfway house, you know, when they come, yeah. Something, but normally...

Oh yeah. I forgot they do have halfway houses. Yeah. But that's, but that's not a lot of to everybody. Everybody is not allowed to do that. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, it is no halfway house for some niggas. It depends on your charge or you know what I'm saying? Or like, like does he work in there?

Was he ever working in there? So he was working. He was working at one point, but I feel like he, every time you turn around, he's fucking up in there. Yeah. But you have to have good behavior in order to have, you know, any kind of work in prison. Okay. And every time you turn around, he fucking up. Like, nigga, you never home. Yeah. Like, I know, you know, I've heard of people getting time, like, taken away for having good behavior and stuff like that. Right. But it's just like...

If you can't be good, nigga, like you a grown ass man. Like what's somebody gonna tell you? Okay, Chris, be good. You might can go be good. Like why does a motherfucker have to tell you that? He likes to have his ego stroke too. You know what I'm saying? Like I noticed like even when he will be talking to me on the fucking phone and shit, cause he used to always get people to call me. When I went right back right away, he would get people to call me. That is annoying as fuck. Like don't get nobody my fucking number. Yeah. And I'm like, yo, they don't know who it is.

I don't give a fuck. Don't give nobody my number. They'll call me. I'm like, I gave you my number so you can put it on the fucking list. And you get niggas to call me. Like, what the fuck? And these people know who I am. You know what I mean? So, like, the fuck? You think ain't nobody listening? Exactly. And then my voice is very distinctive. Motherfuckers know who I am. So, I would notice that he loves for his ego to be stroked. Like,

He just likes like excessive compliments and shit. Right. Like, oh, yo, you know, you wanted to know you're a good nigga. Like you, you this, that, and the other. Like, I know you, you know, he sent me pictures one time and I was just like, oh, he was like, you ain't like what you see. Damn, you ain't need to say nothing. Nigga look like an old washed up fucking Will Smith. Yeah. Yeah. Like he like usually bitches be telling me like, I look, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, you ain't need to say shit. Cause I don't fucking look at you like that. Right. I don't look at you like that. You started off as like a big,

brother or like a fake cousin or some shit like that. So what got y'all to the point where you don't talk to him at all right now? So, you know, over time, like I said, every time you turn around, he, you know, he's doing something, doing something, doing something. But you always forgive him. I always forgave him. It take you a while, but you forgave him. Yeah, but I always go back because what I sit there and I try to realize is, I try to realize

this nigga is he's going through a lot he's miserable he's been imprisoned since January of 2009 like so you know I try to understand like man I probably 10 years right I probably be zapping out too yeah flipping out on people if I was behind a wall right for all this time so I try to you know be a little understanding but right it's but so much I'm gonna fucking cuz right cuz you got to understand that

these people didn't do this shit to me I did this shit to myself exactly and so she don't have to you have he got to understand like he has to have discernment like she don't have to be talking to me I don't have to answer the fucking phone and you know I'm doing you a fucking favor you know what I'm saying so like I'm out here right you're in there living my fucking life and you know trying to be a friend to a nigga that keep blowing up on me in jail

In prison. Like, you keep burning bridges. Yeah. So what he did? So the last time, which was actually a few weeks ago, he called me. And you know how I normally answer the phone. I greet like, yo, yo, where the hoes at? Whatever, whatever, you know. So he called and I didn't greet him that way. I'm like, hey, what's going on? He like, damn, you good? And I was like, nah.

I'm here. And he's just like, what's wrong? And I was just like, I just saw online that Chesley Crist, Miss USA of 2019, had committed suicide. Okay. And I was sad about that. You know, it saddened me because I'm a suicide survivor. You've tried that shit multiple times.

Yeah and it's just like I'm sitting there I'm like damn You know I read that it said that Her mother said that she had wrote a note Or whatever suicide note The last time I tried that Back in 2016 I did the same thing That's when you was up and coming Who was on the ambulance with me? Myess You Myess Like after I wrote You know I wrote

I wrote letters. You know, I really was... I wasn't trying to be here. So, you know, but God wasn't ready for me to be with him. Yeah. He wasn't ready for me to be away from this world. And he allotted me more time. So...

What saddened me was like, damn, I met her. I met her when I was with you with the Cam Newton. Keeping up with Cam. Yeah. The kickball tournament that we had. Yeah, it was a kickball tournament. Yeah, but it was down in Charlotte. Yeah, she did me. And she was beautiful. We took pictures with her, videos. Like she was just, y'all was talking for a long ass time. Yeah, she was just so, she just seemed like just a ball of energy. She was so sweet. Yeah. Just a pretty girl.

All smiles. You know, and I was joking. Well, you was joking. They're talking about, so how you gonna play kickball with them boots on? She had some knee boots on. I know. She was just so cute. You know what I mean? Like not bougie, not stuck up, very down to earth. And like my sister said, she loved to talk. So she talked to this girl the whole fucking event.

I think that's the day you got fired because you wasn't fucking paying attention to me. That is not the day I got fired. You was talking to her the whole damn time. I'm like, yo, you have to get me to the car. You talking to Miss Neboot. Girl, no, I was talking to Tori Smith when it was time to go to the car. Oh, yeah, yeah, you was talking to Tori. My bad, my bad. She just loved talking to me. I was just talking to everybody. And sometimes, you know, you got people that talk, they be like, I wish this motherfucker would get away. People be really into our conversations because I got some shit to talk about. This is why the fuck you got me sitting here on this motherfucking Catholic practice, goddammit.

Because I'll be having good shit to talk about. You're right. Episode one. You're right. So you was telling him that you were stressed out about that. That I was sad. You know, I ain't like I was sitting there boohoo crying or nothing like that. But it's just like, I felt, I felt that. Because you can resonate with it. Yeah. And he was just like, what the fuck are you sad for? And I'm just like.

I was just like, well, I'm sad because I've been there before. And so many things just went through my mind. Like, is she getting help? You know, ever since that incident with me in 2016, I've been getting help. I haven't had any thoughts like that anymore. And I'm just like, damn, I wish she had more time. I wish she had somebody to talk to. Right. And that's all the things that was just going through my mind. Like, damn.

Like I wish I could have like reached out to her or something. You know, just, just anything because it's just like, you never know. You never know what people are going through. Yeah. This bitch ass nigga going to say,

why the fuck you said because she made that decision she chose to kill herself you're still here and she's not that's her fault bitch I'm like wow I was just like that is the most insensitive shit you could ever say about somebody who took they fucking life like you never know what

people are going through you never know what that girl was going through yeah what demon she was fighting what struggle she right like it was encountering nothing like you don't know and you're the last fucking person bitch you killed your cousin girl that whether it was by mistake or what the fuck ever nigga you killed your cousin you can't say shit you're so miserable that you're gonna say some ignorant shit like that i as a friend i feel like he should have been uh sympathetic he should have been like oh you know damn shay you know

You know, that's sad. But, you know, just keep your head up and pray for her family. Yes, even if he felt that way, it's the certain ways you say it, motherfucker. Yeah, you don't say shit like that, my nigga. Now we got a commercial. And if you click off this podcast, I swear I'm gonna beat your ass. Listen.

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And I hung up on him and I blocked him. Like, don't, you know, don't do that. So then, and this is like, I was like over overly a good friend. Like he had me make his fucking cell buddy, send me pictures of his cell buddy, had me make his cell buddy a Gmail and a damn Instagram page for what? I don't fucking know why all these jail niggas want Instagram pages, but it is what it is.

had me make his cell buddy on Instagram page take pictures of the pictures or whatever and was like you know just send the pictures back when you get a chance so I'm like alright so I feel like this is the time to send them back since I didn't cut you the fuck off right I could've just threw the pictures away and make his cell buddy like bash your fucking head up against the metal ass toilet damn like nigga where my fucking pictures at hey yo hey yo you're funny and shit yo not over the motherfucking pictures I don't know you

Like who else gonna print them out for you? Yeah they be dead serious about that shit. Like you know shit. So I sent it back and I sent it with a little letter and I typed it because I hate writing. I know. So I typed it and I was like you fucked up. I told you hey one more chance. That's it. Like I can't fuck with you no more. You're ignorant as fuck and you're insensitive and I just cannot deal with that. Like my mental can't deal with that. Like

Poof be gone And I put a middle finger Emoji on there This nigga gonna Send me a letter back And was like You really need Fucking help Yeah um You need to seek Some mental help Your kids deserve it Get a fucking life I got a life Out here Yeah you got life too Motherfucker Right

motherfucker don't fucking play with me I just was like I looked at that ladder and I was like rip rip ribbity rip like hey yo you did what rip rip ribbity rip yo she's so fucking corny yo like like come on now but nah but but that's the whole thing about you know dealing with jail niggas now listen I know that's not every jail guy my experience was was very much different although a lot of them are entitled I dealt with a few jail niggas I

Yeah, like two, like two of them. Three, because you was a jail nigga. Damn. First of all. Excuse me. Definitely was a jail nigga. I know, yo. I know. All right. Yeah. But I was dealing with one and this is the thing. Yeah, I was dealing with him before he went to jail. And then when he went to jail, I found out that he had a whole wife. You know what I mean? Like, I keep on fucking. Well, he wasn't married to her yet. He had a fiancee.

And they had planned to get married before he went to jail. But this nigga got picked up before they decided to get married and shit. So, yeah. No conjugal visits for you, my nigga. Uh-huh. No conjugal at all. And actually, he just actually came home. The other jail nigga I was dealing with, girl, you know, when I was young, I was hot my ass. I was dealing with all these motherfucking older niggas and shit. And he's home now, too. And he seen me. And he was like, damn.

You really fucking grew up, man. I wish I would have like took you like really serious and knew what she was going to be and I would have treated you different. Niggas don't understand. That's such a fucking insult. Yes, it is. Like that is such a fucking insult. Not knew what she was going to be. I wish I knew.

what you were gonna be you never know what anybody is gonna be yeah what the fuck wrong with you you was just fucking with me because I was a young little tender on you yes he said that and he didn't see how he could have offended me or anything he just kept talking girl that nigga they don't their minds are set so different yes I can't believe he said that I know and girl look good as a motherfucker but I said listen if I was the same girl that I used to be

I would have laughed at that and still fucked with you. Right. You know what I'm saying? But I've grown like, I've grown from all of that. You know what I'm saying? And then you got to realize something as well. All niggas who go to jail ain't bad people.

Like shout out to Wallo, that motherfucker not a bad person at all. Like he did 20 years in jail, he came home, he made something of himself. He didn't decide to get back in the streets. He didn't decide to do the same thing that got him locked up because that's what he was good at. That's all he know. A lot of people rely on the fact that, yo, this is all I know. I ain't about to go get no job. - They rely on fast money. Fast money is addictive. And that's what they get accustomed to. They just like, man, I know I can just go out there and boom.

But all that fast money shit comes with so much you got to watch your back. You can't trust nobody and you can't do everything on your own. So that shit comes with the territory. That shit comes with death. It comes with betrayal. It comes with so much shit. A lot of extra responsibility. Jealousy. Envy. Like all of that. Y'all going to risk dealing with all of that for fast money. Like that shit is crazy. I just...

I just don't understand how somebody can go and do decades in jail or whatever. It can be five months, five years, 15 years. Then you come on with you back out on the street doing the same shit. I don't even want to do five minutes in jail. I know. Like I went to jail for 12 hours before. Yeah.

you know, I was in it for fighting, you know, and I'm just like, this is not where the fuck I want to be at. I didn't even want to go to the bathroom. It was like, I was in a cell with a whole bunch of junkies and one white girl that was dressed like fucking Kim Possible. Oh my God. And this bitch walked up to me and was like, hey, what are you in for? Bitch. Bitch. What the fuck are you in here for? Right. And I asked her. Fucking Disney princess. I'm not about to tell you.

What the fuck I'm in here for until you tell me what you in here for. But to be honest, she seemed real jolly. That bitch might have been crazy as a motherfucker. You never know until she was dressed like Kim Possible. So she wasn't even crazy. She was fighting for animal rights. She was a vegan. Oh, wow. She was a vegan. And her and her boyfriend were outside of some restaurant downtown that sold rabbit or something. They cook rabbit. And she was just like, oh, no, that's...

no, that's not right and blah, blah, blah. So her and her boyfriend went down there and she said the police were roughhousing her boyfriend. Oh, wow. Yeah, she said they were roughhousing her boyfriend and she pulled her phone out to record and they were just like, put your phone away. And she was just like, this is one of the amendments I can do.

do this and blah, blah, blah. So she got up like too close to them apparently. And they would just like back up off me with that phone. Like, so she refused. So they locked her up for disorderly conduct. And she was like, so now I'm in here. And I'm just like, with you and the junkies. Right. So we were literally the, the two most normal people in the damn cell. But still, I'm just like, yeah, jail ain't for me. Granted, I'm glad I was in a cell with like some junkies and not some angry ass bitches. Cause you know, never know.

But yeah, that ain't for me. I was like, no. So it was just like, I be trying not to do things that land me in jail. But then sometimes stuff be making me itch. Like I got the- And I can see, I wish y'all could see what she doing. Like it's like this little Tourette's twitch.

Not that I'm trying to offend anyone with Tourette's Syndrome, just a disclaimer. But she over here doing this motherfucking twitch. Remember that twitch that Wendy Williams used to do every time somebody asked her about her ex-husband? She used to do this fucking twitch over her eye. I think that's actually bad that I'm saying that. No, that twitch that she did when she passed out. Oh, yeah. That is one twitchy bitch. I swear, yo, Wendy Williams.

Williams is a motherfucking switchy bitch y'all I swear y'all she will switch her way out of anything y'all I swear she must have switched her way out of her show you know her show is she's losing her show

Is she losing it or is she walking away from it? I don't know. I heard she was losing it. I don't know. I heard it canceled and I heard that she don't want to do it no more. I heard that she walked away. I heard that it's just too much to come back to. So she said no. Like, I don't know. Well, whatever it is. I think she's left her mark. I think she's did it long enough. And I congratulate her on like, what she had like 14 seasons or some shit like that. Yeah, she did really good. Shitting on Sally Jessie Raphael. Shitting on who?

Sally Jessie Raphael. Who the fuck is that? Oh, talk show host. She dead? I don't think she dead. Her show just dead. Oh my God. Oh, speaking of dead. Damn. Queen Elizabeth. She's not dead. No, no, no. She ain't dead. No, no, no. She not dead. But I was just saying, you know, because I'm sorry. It was definitely rumors. It was definitely rumors. Somebody said she had died, but then she popped up again with that scary ass face like psych. Little evil ass. Just a little COVID.

Right, just a little COVID. She caught COVID and shit. And apparently she is not dead, man. So, yeah, that's good. Yeah. Not damn that she ain't dead, but... Yeah, just damn that...

She's been on the throne for like 70 years, they said. That lady is fucking evil. Remember what she said about the baby? Yes. She was like, no, that baby is not allowed to have our name. That baby is not allowed near us because it is mixed. It's mixed with black in it, basically. Yeah, pretty much. That little half nigga baby ain't fucking coming here. Yeah, I'm just like. That was the worst. But you know, God don't like ugly. And sometimes he will even allow you to contract COVID. Damn. And just like that.

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After time that nigga Don't be having shit to say Like Rome just put your hand up Rome don't be Yeah Rome don't be Having shit to say Yo he just don't like To be left out Of conversation So he will look like He's prompting himself To say something But if we all shut up And be like go here Rome It won't be not a thought In the motherfucking world Critics That's it So make sure you tune in Each and every Wednesday To Carefully Reckless And Reckless Discussions At 7pm Love y'all And in my best Pam voice Peace Peace out your world

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