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what okay sheesh look so the first trip that we went on was Malibu and we went to Malibu with Joey and Joey is my best friend in LA it was me Joey Prince Sheena Lawrence like all of Joey's sisters absolutely and we had a particular friend that we bought and
Oh, man. Yo, yes, yo. We really bought that bitch. You ever bring a bitch on a trip? And she cause all the issues on the trip. All the fucking issues. And don't nobody even know this bitch. Like, nobody even know her, yo. And it's like, you off the rip.
coming crazy at these people like oh my gosh and it burst the fuck out of me I had to play referee the whole fucking time that was your friend from the jumps bitch she was just as much as your friend and she was mine and shit oh my god I mean it's safe to say we ain't friends with this bitch now but nigga thank god oh my god
Oh my God. So first thing, it was one nigga on the trip. It was the nigga Lawrence. And that's, you know, that's Joey brother. That's my homeboy, you know. That's Big L, you know what I mean? Oh. It's two niggas on the trip because I stand up and pee. Oh, bitch. My bad. Oh my God. I'm so sorry, bro. He like, bitch. Is it because I'm gay? Oh.
No, don't do that. Hey, yo. You said it was one nigga and shit. Hold up. I was laying with shit too. And B, they got me still. My bad. I'm so sorry, bro. Okay. My bad, y'all. All right. So it was two niggas. It was two niggas.
It was two guys on a trip, y'all, with a bunch of women. A bunch of, it was like, I guess it was like, what, seven, eight girls and shit? All right, cool. So imagine the ratio from man to woman. It's crazy. A lot of fishy shit going on. Damn. That's just what it was. Not in the smelly way. Hold up. Hold the fuck up.
Hold up I'm not fucking playing with you It was a lot It was giving very much tuna fish slides Who the fuck smelled like some fucking tuna fish bitch Cause I don't ever think Nobody y'all I'm saying there was a lot of pussy in there Oh yeah yeah yeah I said fishy no smell though It was real fishy in that bitch It was real smelly Psych no yeah it was Bitch which one
You like playing? I said it wasn't smelly. It was just a lot of pussy in there. All right, cool. All right. Now, it was a lot of attitudes and it was like hosting a fucking bad girls club reunion. Wasn't it? I swear to God. Oh my God, it was crazy. Everybody had an attitude with everybody in the house. Me and you walking around confused and high. Uh-huh. Just trying to have fun. We shrooming and fucking smoking and popping pills and snowing coke. We was not popping no pills. Exactly.
And drinking Jaeger and fucking giving up. Doing Jaeger? Why? Drinking the Jaeger. So he was having fun.
And there's a fucking war going on in the house. And there's a war going on in the house. Yeah, we ain't even know half the time what's going on. And then all we knew is one would come up and say, I'm ready to fucking go because, like, this not what the fuck I'm ready to do. I'm ready to smack her and her sisters. And I'm like, bitch, it's only one of you. Your sister ain't here. Bitch, that's her and her sisters. All right? Now, you running around starting this shit, I'm going to let her beat you up. That's just what the fuck I'm going to do. I can't keep playing this game. Oh, man.
You walk in acting like the nigga liked you and shit. This man don't even know you. He was just like mesmerized. Bitch, did he tell you that? Bitch, did he tell you that? He was never even looking at his... Did he tell you that? I think the Lord's sister made because he like me.
Bitch, what are you talking about? I said, who the fuck are you? Yes. Sit down. Girl. Sit down. And then. The fucking outfits. Oh my God. Jesus. Yo. Everything was so dramatic. Everything. Everything. Everything was so dramatic. And it wasn't her birthday. Mind you, it was Joey's birthday, right? It was my friend's birthday. Yo. Yo.
This bitch literally came like she was going to a wedding every day. Like, it was like a beach safari wedding. Like, she looked like a big-ass angel on the beach. Yeah, and it wasn't bad shit. It just wasn't appropriate for what the fuck we were doing. Yeah, it wasn't bad. Everything was given photo shoot, though. It was. You know what I mean? And then she was hot a couple times, too. She was hot as shit. She was like, ah. Yeah.
It is. It is. I'm like, bitch, that's because you walking around like Sanaa Lathan every fucking day. All day. Be your face. Hey, yo, not the broader Chucky. Yeah, because she had the Lord Vale shit on the back. Sorry, y'all don't remember that. Yo,
Say hold up Yo not the veil Where you going Yo And this the last thing Cause we can talk about This shit all day Remember she was on The fucking couch right And she was talking She was talking On the phone To my boyfriend and shit And we was all down It was Ray Ray Lee We was ready to go Do something And he must have Asked her what she was doing She was like I don't know But I'm ready to come home Yeah Everybody turned around Joey turned around I was like
yo let's go get something to eat y'all let's go cause like niggas is hungry I was just trying to like break the oh my god the monotony like oh please oh my lord damn that was a shady ass trip it was a shady ass trip I just wish I wasn't so high cause I probably would've enjoyed it a little bit more if I was paying attention yeah there was hella shit going on bro but we wasn't paying no attention I know oh my goodness and when the fuck I went to Belize
Hold up, yo. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. That trip don't even fucking count, bro. That was for my birthday. Well, we share birthdays, so it don't count. Next subject. Oh, my God. Okay. So he didn't go. Yeah, she left me, y'all. And I did go to Belize. Then she got there and didn't talk to me. I couldn't fucking talk to you. You wanted my bill to be a million dollars? Fuck. Fuck.
show the fuck how rich I am bitch I'm not paying him a million dollars alright you right you right you right but Belize ain't count Belize ain't count no seriously you ain't even have a good time
You was two days late. I did have a good time when I got there. I was two days late because I got stuck in Miami, y'all. She was getting her hair done, y'all. Hold that. First of all. She was getting her hair done in a hotel, y'all. Listen, she was getting her hair done, bro. I was getting my hair done in a hotel. I definitely was. But that's because I didn't like the girl who did it before. I mean, I didn't like it how she did it before. And it was fucked up. And I was not celebrating my 29th birthday like that. Not still talking about Belize, though. Hey.
Yo. Look, bitch, this is my motherfucking podcast. I'm talking about everything. Because you just, you're talking to my beliefs. All right, then where we go? Where else we go then, bitch? We went to Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. Yeah, we did. That was fun. No, the fuck it wasn't. The best part was the plane ride. Oh, shit. What happened in Puerto Rico? True.
Wait, but what is that? Nothing. Exactly nothing. We didn't do nothing? No. Oh my goodness. We dressed up to go to a fucking Chinese restaurant. Oh my God. Because everything was closed. Oh, and that's when I did too many of them fucking shrooms and I felt like the floor was swallowing me. I was like, what the fuck?
And then I started eating some broccoli and it wasn't broccoli to me. And I was like, yo, I'm going to tell y'all something later. But I don't want to. And he was like, when we leave out of here, I'm going to tell y'all something. And I'm not going to tell y'all now because I don't want to scare the shit out of y'all. Yo. But I'm going to tell y'all something. Then we got out of the restaurant. He was like, what you had to tell us? You was like, I don't even remember. Yeah. Bitch, what? But then I was like, yo, the broccoli isn't real. And then Vincent was like, OK, I can see that. Vincent.
Vincent, shut up. But no, seriously, I took way too many shrooms. So we really didn't do anything. We didn't. Shit was phony, mad phony. So back to Belize. Yeah. So when I first arrived, I was like, tell me what you did. I ziplined. I parasailed. I swam with the sharks.
I didn't. I know. I know. I know. I know. I'm sorry. No, that's the only thing I didn't do. I didn't. I didn't feel safe. And they did that when I was stuck in Miami. Because remember, I came like two days late, like a day and a half late. Right, right, right. Yo, Miami. Miami. When we went to Miami, you was about to fight.
Floyd Mayweather's people and shit. That big ass nigga. I was gonna get my ass whooped by them niggas, but I was gonna fight them though. Yeah, you definitely gonna get your ass whooped. Hold up, yo. Not you definitely gonna get your ass whooped. No, those niggas was big as fuck. They was big as a bitch, but I ain't no wardrobe, so. Oh no, we know you not that. We was gonna dance a little bit. We was gonna dance a little bit. I was like, fuck.
Please do not. He should have had his fucking mask on. It's just what it is. But that was a good trip though. That was a family trip. So, you know, me, you, Ash, mom, Desi. What else did we do there? Did we do any excursions? No.
Actually, this is kind of boring. These trips. We got to go on a good one. We're good people because. I know. But people got to understand you got different friends for different shit. So when you go on these trips, it's always the same group of different bitches like all the time. Like you got the bossy bitch.
Like that would be London. That would be our London. Like, come on, y'all. We getting up at seven o'clock. I'm the mall. Y'all. So we can go to the aquarium. They got a new fish tank in there. Like, bitch, I don't want to see this. Then we got massages. That's why we like, damn, bitch. We're going to have our itinerary for you. How is it a vacation? If we got our itinerary, it's like work, like a fucking school trip, not a fucking vacation trip. We grown. Then you got the real rich bitch, which is you.
Okay bitch That's gonna come And that's just gonna serve Every time like I'm here bitch They gonna know we here I don't care what fuck I got money Fuck me hoes It is what it is You feel me? That's you Yup Then you got the one friend Who's a fake rich bitch Really broke Then you got the fake rich bitch Ayo That's broke But trying to keep up With the real rich bitch Uh huh
just out this bitch winging it and you don't even have a plane ticket back home but just out this bitch bitch oh my goodness out here oh just out here okay sitting on the sofa talking about they ain't got no more rooms in this hotel bitch yes they do yes they do i
I must've reached my max on my car today. Bitch, you don't have no money. - Oh my God. - You don't have no money. Then you got the clueless friend that's just always in their phone. Don't know what the fuck going on. That's definitely Desi. - Yes. Hey y'all. - Definitely Desi. - The Desi one. - You got the bitch that's on the phone with a nigga the whole time. Oh my God. On the phone with her nigga. I wish she was here. All that. Like it was, it's that. - But texting a whole nother nigga the whole time. - Texting a whole nother nigga the whole time.
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What about going on vacations with bae? How many vacations you been on? Zero. Zero? Never been on none. Really? Never been on none. How many have you been on? Two. Oh, no, no. I've been on three. Well, tell me about it. Tell me about it. I want to know what happened. Well, matter of fact...
I don't give a fuck about the trips because I know how they go in. Y'all ate, slept, fucked, got up and did it all over again. Oh my goodness. Okay. Jamaica, Puerto Rico and Miami. Okay. That's where I went. Those three. Miami ain't really your big trip because Miami is like down the street. Yeah, but like honestly I wasn't down the strip. So bitch, yeah. I said down the street. I know, but I wasn't down the strip. Only down the street is down the strip. Yeah, it's some nice places of Miami. Like
Like it's not only the beach. Okay. You know what I'm saying? It's real nice places. You talking shit because you was in the Jeep with the doors off. Okay. Okay. So how do you get to that though? Like how do you get to that Baytrip stage? Like how would you guys start with dating a person first to realize that you can deal with them here? Yeah. No, no, no. You definitely right. You right about that.
But some guys, it depends on your bracket of money and your mental, which if you really, really trying to impress a bitch and y'all not in the same city, you gonna fly out. Y'all can go somewhere for a first time. I've done that. I've been on a trip for a first date.
but and listen okay that's different and dangerous yes it's very different and it's I mean I knew the person I just never dated the person okay y'all just jump straight yeah so it was just like okay I got money you got money whatever whatever you want to when you're scared when are you free oh I'm free here I would like to see you let's go here and I'm like okay that's nice we'll go there make sense and
short-lived came back the next day didn't even get the fuck it was like well so that's a dick so that so what did he do that was a deal breaker like that's something that you probably realize dating first like that would have been a deal breaking y'all wouldn't even got to that point but because you jump straight into it like what was your deal breaker to be like bitch I'm going home tomorrow he couldn't close his mouth his mouth was very big he could not close his mouth like his teeth was huge and
bottom lip droopy it was like ew how do you like hold it up for the pictures like that and even in some of your videos like how do you look like oh my god it made me very angry I was like oh I cannot stare at this all weekend and I'm not and I won't and you will not kiss me oh like extra spit right like ew like I just and I'm just I'm not like I can't do messy with your mouth I can't I don't know my deal breakers for people yeah
People that talk too much. People that talk too much, yeah. I got a short attention span. Like, you're going to lose me after, like, the first six bars. If I really, really, really fucking like you, I'll talk too much. I know I do. Okay. He tells me that all the time. I like how you threw that at me. That's nice. Okay, okay. I went over y'all heads. Okay, okay. Yeah, somebody that talk too much or somebody that just, I don't know, like, it be random shit that I might have thought that was, like,
And then to see it repeatedly, it'd be like... Oh, my God. Like, why did I even fucking like that about you in the first place? Oh, my gosh. Like, I used to like those shoes. I used to stop wearing them. Yes. It's like all types of shit. Oh, my God. You only got one belt. Right. Like, I like how we talk with your hands when I first meet you now. Every time you talk, I feel like you want to fight. Oh, my God. Like, every little thing. Talking so aggressive. I was talking to this guy one time, and I liked the way he laughed until, like...
Yo, remember Desi do that shit. Hey, yo, hold up, yo. Yo, Desi do that shit. Yo, just like his ass. No, for real. That shit would piss me off too, bro. I ain't even gonna lie. No, seriously. I was like, why are you laughing like that? Yes. Like you sound crazy, yo. Shut the fuck up. Then it'd be like. Like, what the fuck is that?
And I'm like, how the fuck did I ever think this was cute? Bitch, goodbye. I don't even fuck with you. Oh, man. My biggest deal breaker in the dating stage with people is like, you know how you meet somebody up front? You talked about this before, but it's actually true. Like, you meet somebody at first and everything is A1. Like, everything is on point. But as time go on,
It's like they start to decrease as a person. You see. Like literally decrease as a person. And you be like, you was getting your nails done every week. Keeping your hair, you know what I mean? Your hair done, haircut, whatever. Now.
It's like, you like, fuck it. I'm in. Yeah. I'm in the house. So fuck it. It's like, bitch, no, no. For me, deal breaker, baby moms. Like, I'm telling you, and I'm not saying I don't expect for them to have kids. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can't have kids and none of that shit. No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying, like, when you are still, like, involved with the baby mom, like, it got to be boundaries. It got to be a level of respect that y'all already have prior to me coming along. Absolutely. Because I can't grow with that. Like, I cannot...
I can't deal with that shit. I've had experience with that. Just because of who you are, any nigga with a baby mother, they gonna have a problem because in their eyes, this nigga left me and I might have been the best thing since sliced bread for this nigga. Now this nigga went and got the whole fucking loaf of bread. That's always gonna be the issue with that baby mother. Unless that nigga really
you know, unless they really on some, you and your baby father shit, like homeboy, homegirl type shit. Like, you know, that's little bro type shit. You know what I mean? Like if it's like that, then it's cool. But typical baby mother relationship with somebody, that's always going to be your issue. Right. Cause you, you know what I mean? That's just what it is. But what is your idea of a first date though? Like an actual first date, not just no, Oh,
I'm hungry. You hungry? Let's just link up and go get something. But I actually want to dine tight. No, hell no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. So first we would start with. Hey, yo. Not the sexist way. So first we would start with. Okay, no. It's like, no, you know, I enjoy whining and dining. So, you know, I'm big on the little things like, you know, a nice five-star restaurant. You know, I would have a driver come pick you up, get in the car.
That is so me.
I'm going to do something different. Like, I'm an experience. Yeah. Oh. And that sounds really arrogant and cocky, but I don't give a fuck. That's good. I'm an experience. That's good, because that's how I feel, too. And this experience only lasts for two weeks, so you got to enjoy it. Oh, my God. I know, right? Yes. Like, I'm just keeping it real. Like, tomorrow is like... Carefully reckless, you know? Yeah. It's just experience is two weeks, so enjoy it. I'm going to give you all I got. Yo. And if you last past the two weeks, then...
Use something special, you know, but, you know, just to wind it down the whole experience. You know, I'm a vibe. I'm an experience. So I'm going to give you what I expect back. And that's, you know, that's really how the two weeks don't go by because don't really last. Yeah. And people don't get back what I receive. Yeah. It's an issue for me. Because we are givers like as Aquarius is natural. We give everything.
And then we give a lot of ourselves. You know what I'm saying? And it's not reciprocated all the time. Or when it's not reciprocated and it's really a motherfucker that you feeling, that shit is like, oh, no. Fuck you. I'm going to sound like a bitch, but that shit be hurting. Yeah, I know. You be like, what the fuck? I know. Just spent $2,500 on a fucking dinner and you couldn't even fucking pay a $250 tab somewhere. You know what I'm saying? What the fuck? You know, just like simple shit. But fuck these niggas, man.
It's just what it is. What was your best first date? The best, best first date that I've had was like recently. And it's, it's really nice. Like really nice when somebody can like take you not too far away, but just like out of your element, you know, and just,
you know, let you have fun in their world. You know what I mean? Like, and their world ain't bad. It's like, it's nice. It's like, you know, compatible to yours and they're in like, kind of like, that's a rare find. You might got to hold on to this one. I know. That's a rare find. And it's been more than two weeks. I know. We'll see. Thanks for stopping by. Bitch, if you ever.
Thank me for stopping by. Like, I was just walking down the fucking street and happened to see my fucking twin in the building and say, oh shit, let me come in here. Oh my God. Oh shit, you doing a podcast? Let me hop on too. Like, bitch, what? All right, no, okay, I'm sorry. Thank you for coming over. I'm already leaving anyway. I only came here because you said you had drugs, so where the fuck are you? Oh my God, first of all, no idea, bitch. Yep, I got the perks, the heroin, the crack in the back. I just want some weed. All that other stuff, I don't want it. The Jaeger. The Jaeger.
shrooms a couple Xanax bars from Uncle G shrooms thank you and just like that we are at the end of another carefully reckless episode y'all make sure y'all listen next Wednesday every Wednesday here I heart black effect say bye Prince bye Prince peace
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