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And just like that, we on the air. We back with yet another carefully reckless episode with your girl Jess Hilarious. And what I be doing, I be fixing mess, or at least I be trying. We here with my girl Taylor. Y'all say hey to Tay. Tay say hey, what's up? Anyway, excuse me? Girl! Anyway, so look, the last episode Taylor was trying to tell me about this movie that starred Laurel, Tiffany Haddish, comedian Eric Andre. And I was telling her I did not

see the movie. So I don't know why she keeps talking about it, what I would not watch. He's talking about it, but she keeps telling me, Oh, you've seen it. You've seen it. And it's like, no, I didn't.

But when she pulled up the trailer, I'm like, yes, I did. I haven't seen the full movie. I've seen clips of it circulating online. But it's kind of like a jackass movie, like bad grandpa movie. It involves real people who don't even know that they're filming a movie. And that's why I thought it was like skits being shot. Because I've seen a few of them, a few of the skits with Eric Andre and also...

Tiffany Haddish. I didn't know that it was a movie and Laura was in it. So y'all need to watch it. That's actually a good watch. No, I bet it is funny, but that's something that you got to smoke and watch. Yes. I would love to get her to watch that shit. That shit is...

Great to watch. You ever seen Bad Grandpa? Because I've seen it from the makers of Bad Grandpa. That movie funny as a bitch. I want them to make more movies like that. I know. Those types of shit, she has these reactions. They're timeless. I love it. And then, you ever seen any of the Jackass movies? They funny too. Yeah, but I feel like the Jackass was more...

I don't feel like they did the pranks in public. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Do you know the show Impractical Jokers? With the four guys? I think that's on Comedy Central or something like that. It's four guys and they prank. They go around the world just prank. It's four friends and they prank motherfuckers all day. It's hilarious. Hilarious. Full of white dudes and their friends and they just prank motherfuckers all day. That's hilarious. But, um...

I referenced that show because that show puts you in the mind of that movie Bad Trip. Okay. But before we jump into the mask,

The funniest movie, top three funniest movies, in my opinion, Bridesmaids. You ever seen Bridesmaids? Yo, that movie long as shit, but it's funny as fuck, yo. When they got diarrhea. Yes, yes. The movie is funny. Everyone loves Bridesmaids. I love it. That's like their funniest. Yes. Bridesmaids is cool. It's not like one of my funniest ones. Melissa McCarthy is funny as shit. No, she is. She's funny.

But I wouldn't put that in my top three. Okay. My top three probably would be Bad Trip. And then... All right, come on. For real. I gotta really sit and watch this because you put this in top three. Because I was cracking up. Okay, okay. Well, Taylor, it don't take much to make you crack up, babe. Okay. Yeah. So what's the second? I feel like you just always love to laugh anyway. Okay.

I don't know. I gotta think about it. I ain't gonna lie. This the most that you haven't laughed, though. That's because you're pregnant. What? No, this is the most you have not laughed. I ain't gonna lie. I be coming in here, y'all. I be like, hey, Taylor. She be like, hey, what's up? I'm like, uh-uh. Usually, she the life of the motherfucking party because we coming in this bitch at five something in the morning to be on air from six to nine and her ass...

You usually be, hey guys, like, yeah, you know, and then she'd be like. That is not how I talk. All right, that's right. You're right. That's not how you talk, but that's how you act. Yo. Yo. You know what? I think wedding crashes is funny in a sense, too. See, I never really got into wedding crashes. I think Vince Vaughn could be, like, he could be stupid. Vince Vaughn funny as fuck. Are we just talking about white movies? Excuse me? I think we're just talking about, like, movies all in general. So, yeah.

I think Friday will forever be

in the top five and then the interview was funny to me too I never seen the interview really no I think I like dry like what about me too because what about stepbrothers 40 year old virgin like nigga you know what I didn't like that everybody was hype over yeah yeah yeah everybody was hype over that I didn't really like pineapple express I didn't think that was that great I did not think that and I love everybody and I love Seth Rogen I love um oh even Wish McCullough was funny to me uh

this is the end is that supposed to be funny? yes oh no I'm thinking about it ends with us I'm like nah that was kind of sad but no no no this is the end oh okay see I never saw that really? no no this is the end guys that is crazy I saw it don't look up

End of the world? No. Okay. This is, this came out along 2013. This doesn't look familiar? Yeah, it looks familiar, but I never saw it. Really? Wait, wait, wait. What is that guy's name?

Fuck. He was Caesar's dad in Planet of the Apes. I forget his name all of a sudden. James Franco. Yes, Pineapple Express. That really, really, really wasn't good to me. James Franco could be funny, though. Pineapple Express wasn't that funny to me. Yes, all of them are funny as shit. It's just that that movie wasn't funny. This movie, I was high, too. I remember I cried at the end. Oh, man. What, you was on shrooms? No, I actually had a molly. You had some fucking crack? Yeah.

Is that what that is? Super crack. Yeah. But it's okay. It was in the drink. Oh yeah. You can put crack in drinks. Molly's. Fuck. It was in a drink. Molly's crack.

Mali is a form of cocaine and it's like based. So it's like, how do I know so much? I'm not sure. But they put it in like I was drinking. They put it in the drinks. I never like just popped one. So what you do, what you typically do is like you rub it on your gums, like in the inside of your mouth so you can get that. That's a quicker high. Hell yeah. That's how I know people to take it.

Girl, anyway, don't get me started because I used to be a jockey bunkie. But I did. But Molly makes me calm. I wasn't like hyper. I feel like I just remember Molly be had me. Really? I didn't feel like that when I was on Molly. I was very relaxed. When you had a perk. What the fuck?

Maybe. Yeah, you didn't have Molly because no, Molly is like ecstasy. It like gets you. They, I remember I smoked a crazy blunt and then what's crazy. What you mean? Crazy. What was it like? I don't know. It was just, I, it was weed. I'm just saying like,

You were extremely fucking high. Yeah, I was just chilling. It was just a strong ass strand. Okay. And at the end of the movie, I started tearing up because I'm like, oh, you have to see it though. Oh. All right. So this is the end. I have to watch. So is it a comedy that's emotional? No. So why'd you cry? Because it could be emotional. It can be. For all y'all that have seen it. Depending on how you take it. Yeah. Okay. They were playing Whitney Houston at the end. Oh, hell no. Really? Yeah. Was this before or after she died?

When does the movie come out? It's 2013. When did she die? Oh, hey, Sari. When did Whitney Houston die? Whitney Houston died February 11th, 2012 at age 48. Oh, yeah. She died a year before the movie came out. Almost definitely. Okay. Thank you, Sari. Go away. But...

It wasn't like, no, you didn't have to cry during it because when I see it again, it's not. No, you most definitely didn't have to cry. Yeah, but it was just like, oh, they're friends. You just had to see it. All right. So I gotta watch that. If you love me, you'll listen to this commercial and then we'll be right back.

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But you know what? It's a lot of the same. A lot of them niggas do movies together all the time, like Seth Rogen, James Franco. Yeah, I was going to say like the Adam Sandler bunch. Like, yeah, he has some really, really good freaking movies. Like Waterboy by Adam Sandler will always be like one of my favorites by him. Happy Madison was funny as shit. Yo, Major Pain is in my top three too. Yes, Major Pain is funny as hell. That movie is so good. I used to watch that movie all the time. Every day.

Yep. That shit is good. And I ain't gonna hold you. Paper soldiers. So my top three paper soldiers major pain and bridesmaids. They're my top three. And if you want to keep on going, okay, you got number four will be Friday. Uh, number five money talks. No, no money talks gotta be before fucking bridesmaids. So my top three is money talks with Chris Tucker and Charlie Sheen. Uh,

I don't think. What the fuck did I say? I think I only seen part of that. I don't think I seen the whole thing. Money Talks? Yeah. Funny as fuck, yo. All Martin movies was funny and shit too, but Money Talks got it. I can watch that shit on repeat every day. Friday is number four. All right. So number one. What the fuck?

What the fuck? I had two black movies. What the fuck did I say? Major Pain. Major Pain. Money Talks, Major Pain. Paper Soldiers. Paper Soldiers and Friday. All right. And then Bridesmaids can be my number five. Look, but my top four is all black. I fucking love all the movies. Damn. I don't know. That makes me want to just have a high day where I just go and watch movies. Me and my fiance love watching movies, y'all.

Love watching movies. Oh, I got to give you some big news. So after this episode, remind me to tell you. Okay, good. So I'm about to start this story. All right, because we didn't talk. We spent the first 10 minutes talking about movies and shit. All right, here we go. But we probably gave the listeners some great movies to watch and shit. So this is fine. Yeah. All right. All right. Hey, Jess. So I'm a 25 year old college student. I'm going to school to get my master's in business communications. Okay.

I am currently engaged to my high school sweetheart. Oh, I proposed to her six months ago and she joyfully accepted my proposal. However, paying back school loans and everything is the part I didn't anticipate having to do so quickly. So unfortunately, I won't be able to pay for the wedding that she wants. So I want to push the wedding back a little because she has to get the wedding that she wants.

But I don't know how to tell her. When I proposed to her, I definitely was more financially stable. But life kind of hit me a few months ago. And I am underwhelmed.

unable to pay this expensive ass wedding planner that my wife already hired. Ooh. And not to mention the freaking wedding expenses are driving me nuts. I am super close to taking out a loan, but that wouldn't be really smart right now, especially with what I'm trying to do to further my career. Okay. I got you. I know everything will get better. All I need is one more year. I'm almost done school. And then I can start grinding to give her that perfect dream wedding that she always talked about. I'm not going to be able to pay this expensive ass wedding planner that my wife already hired. Ooh.

I just don't know how to tell her. A part of me doesn't want to disappoint the love of my life, but I don't know what to do. I kind of feel for him. I kind of feel for him a little bit. Why is it such a rush to... I know. That's what I always think about when it comes to couples. I was about to say young couples, but...

young or old you know what I mean like tying the knot like getting married is not about everybody else it's about you you know what I'm saying and I understand she wants a fairytale wedding shit I want a fairytale wedding and I'm gonna get that but there is but between my schedule and Chris schedule and just yo we can't even agree on a fucking date yeah because I

I got shows here and there. And then we want to make sure that our family is able to come. It's so many thoughts about other people when planning a wedding. It's not really all about the bride and the groom. Cause if it's a destination wedding, shit, how many of our family members are going to be upset because three, three of them don't fly. Right. Two of them don't have, you know, 17 of them don't have passports. Destination wedding in a sense. Huh? Yeah.

What you say? That's why I would want a destination wedding. You don't? I would want one. I do, so not a lot of people don't have to come. Girl, me and you think the same motherfucking way. Because I'm like, as long as both of my parents and my siblings...

You know, and a few of my cousins are there. I don't give a fuck. You know, of course, my friends, but I don't really have many of those. So that's fine. Like me and my friends already travel together. So that's easy. But it's like, that's exactly why I want to do a destination wedding. Having to account for so many people and have to when it's already stressful enough for the bride and the groom. Because we both pay. We're paying for our wedding. My dad was like, I'm not paying for that shit. You're just hilarious. I was like, fuck. But.

Cause it's like the bride's dad. I didn't know that was traditional. Like for the bride's dad to pay for it. Girl, when I found that shit, I was like, shit, let me call my father. My father said, shit, don't act like you ain't who you are. But where did that tradition come from? I wonder though, where did that tradition come from? I have no idea. Cause why the fuck can't the groom's dad pay for the wedding? Why would the, why would the, yeah, who made that up? Oh,

Or why can't they all just come together collectively? Yeah, why can't both parents of each bride and groom? Right. Why can't the set of parents for the bride come together? I want to go back and be like, thank you for marrying my daughter, so I'm going to pay for the wedding or something. I don't know. Like, what if that was the dumb shit? What if that was it? I wonder if it was in the Bible.

Yeah, I don't know. I wonder if that's it. Or maybe they ain't. Girl, can you imagine how cheap a wedding was back in those times? I know the fathers probably was like, shut up, people. Girl, that's probably what happened the whole time. Back in the Bible, back in the Bible days when people was trying to get married.

The guy proposed and the wedding was so cheap. The bride's father was like, okay, I'll pay for it. And that started being the tradition. Yeah. Maybe. But I guess it's also just, if you think back in the day, and I don't know if this is culturally or not. Yeah. If whites did the same thing. Because in certain cultures, you know, it's not scheduled, but set up wedding in a sense. Yeah. Arranged. Arranged wedding. Like,

It's also grooming the daughter to be this wife forever. Like, I don't know. It is kind of weird. But it can't be like that nowadays. Unless, you know, you DJ Envy or... Robert, right. Right. But I think he should just sit down and tell her. Because like he said, he was financially stable when he proposed to her. But...

He's not now. Life hit him a few months ago. That's also marriage too. Right. Exactly. You have to compromise sometimes. Sometimes you have to push things back. Sometimes things are not going to happen the way you want it to. But y'all engage. Yes. Y'all are engaged. That is still your partner. That is still your person. And you have to be able to take the highs with the lows and the lows with the highs. And I think because life did happen.

He didn't expect this, you know what I'm saying? But life throws you curves, you know what I'm saying? So it's like, all right, sit down and talk to her. Hold up, hold up. I know this shit getting good, but listen to just a couple seconds of a commercial. If you love me, you'll listen. The first two months of 2025 have been quite a year. Worth it.

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Get started risk-free at greenlight.com slash iHeart. And y'all were high school sweethearts. Y'all been together for a while. You just proposed to her. Okay, cool. So now y'all ready to take your relationship to the next level. However, life still be lifin'. And she will understand. She should understand, I think. I guess how I'm looking at it. Like, you have the ring. You need to say you're married. I'm sorry?

I'm just saying when people ask... No, because that's what Jocelyn and Stevie J did. That's what Yandy and Medici did. That's what everybody... No, you can't just go around saying that she married... That's what all the studs do with their bitches. You can't do that. You have to really go and consecrate the marriage. Yeah, but I'm just saying what she worried about of...

Like you want the paperwork really? Like, cause we're not going to change in your relationship. No, that's why I say, that's why I think he should sit down and he should talk to his fiance and he should say, look, babe, I know you want this fairytale wedding and I want to give it to you. Life hit me three months ago and I'm unable to pay. He said he can't even pay the wedding planner right now. And his wife already hired her. Hmm.

maybe he was in a financial position where he could do that at one point but he said student loans and everything not to mention he probably didn't he's a man so he probably didn't open up about everything that he got to pay with his pride and other debt he probably has other debt to clear out too he's probably the breadwinner in the house so he's paying all the bills in the house probably so not saying she don't work and she don't contribute but i'm just saying you know i mean you take all of that and they don't have kids yet you know i'm saying but yeah because i feel like they would have said that but i mean he would have said that but

I respect it. I respect what he doing. At least he's trying to pay off these debts and these, you know what I'm saying? Cause we just got finished talking about a marital debt. Once I marry you, my debt is your debt. So I think that he's doing her a big favor by trying to get out of all his debt before they tie that knot officially anyway. But yeah,

Not for nothing. It should just be a simple conversation. Yeah, she may be disappointed and that's totally natural. That's expected because she wants her wedding. But I think the longer he waits, the worse it'll be. I think he should go down and he should talk to her. He said the only thing he needs is a year.

I think that's cool. Yeah. He said, I just need another year. I'm about to be done with school. Almost done paying these student loans off. I'm going to grind right after I finish school. And then I'll be able to give her the wedding that she wants. Yeah. She seems to chill out. But the way he talked to me, he can talk to her like that. He's very respectful. You know, he seems like he knows exactly what he wants to do. He has a plan. A man with no plan is worse. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Um,

I'm not saying it's not the worst, but it's, let's just say a man with a plan is better than a man with no plan. At least he has a plan. He already knows. He's considering. He's considering. Yeah, he's considering her feelings and he's so afraid to let her down and disappoint her that he's like, this nigga talking about he about to take out a fucking loan, which would not be smart. And he even said that too. So don't do that. Don't fuck up your credit to get a loan to pay for a wedding. A wedding is one day.

I think people are too much. They worry about what other people will say. They worry about topping the best wedding. It's about public appearance and validation of whoever's going to be sitting in them seats. I always said I kind of wanted like, in a sense, a small wedding. Okay.

Oh, this was like close friend. I don't want to. I don't. I don't want a small wedding, but I want an intimate wedding. Yeah, I guess. So when I say I still wanted to be fairytale like, but I only want maybe about 50 guests. I don't really want. I don't. Yeah, because we can still get what we want. It just don't got to be a whole because that's when all the money come in at how many guests, how many plates. I mean, you know, I'm saying all of that type of shit.

Decorations. You can finesse so many. You can get all that shit off Amazon. You can be your own wedding planner if you got the time. You know what I'm saying? You can buy everything wholesale. We got Alibaba. We got fucking Timo. We got so many things that you can just do. You just need the time to do it. A person like me, I don't have the time to do it. So I would have to hire a wedding planner or, you know, a team or whatever. But that's where all the money come in at. The more people y'all plan to invite to the motherfucking weddings, right?

So I think you should just sit down and talk to her. Not only is she your fiance, it seems like she's your best friend. Yeah. You know what I mean? She'll understand it. But I think the only thing you can do is just be as transparent with her as you are being with me right now. And then give me an update. Let's figure it out. I seen y'all a little fun, fun. You need a little fun, fun. I don't want my friends to get married.

I know, right? Are you, would you be the only friend married if you were, if you were married tomorrow, would you be the only friend married? My best friend, she's married, but yeah, after me, you don't have any friends that are engaged. Nope.

So I'm not your friend. Cool. And we've come to the end of another. No, I'm not talking about you. I'm so, I'm so totally talking about myself. Yes, you're engaged, but stop. I'm talking about. Y'all see how I just did that, right? I really want to know my friends. No, I said, you don't have any engaged friends.

She thought, and I thought she was going to say, other than you, no. She said, no. Da fap. I hate you. Excuse me. No, but I'm thinking about like my childhood friends I'm so friends with. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, like they're in situations, sure, but like. So are you the first to have a baby? Mm-mm. Okay, okay, all right. No, but. But you'll be the first one, right? Damn. No, well.

well, not necessarily it'll be... Oh, you did... Oh, it's one other. Yeah. Okay, I was gonna say them. But everyone else, because it's hard. Like, the dating scene... It's hard, yeah. And we just had a topic. Full of shit and piss. No, for sure. Because no one wants to... No one wants to... Everyone's scared to make that next step for whatever reason. Mm-hmm.

Everyone wants love. Niggas is damaged as a people, yo. I've never seen this many polyamorous for all these different fucking labels put on everybody. And all they are is just cover-ups for motherfuckers getting hurt. Yes, that's it. You scared to love. Everyone's so scared to get hurt. You know what I'm saying? So now, no, I'm polyamorous. No, nigga, you just scared to put all your trust in one bitch because the bitch hurt you before. Yeah, but that's like... Like, don't do that. You got...

hurt though right so and I get it like I'm I'm not one to trust easily in a sense either but like yeah you just get up and like I don't know I just know and that's that's that's my argument every day I'm like yo just a year ago Taylor was well almost over a year ago your ass was not you was like I'm not trusting niggas I'm not about to be celibate I don't want to have no fucking babies I don't give a fuck the thing was I was just over the bullshit though with like yeah

Niggas are saying what I... Like, say what you mean. Absolutely. And that's why when I just lead to this year, people don't lead with their intentions. Yep. They want to play the game. Yeah, it's like an ulterior motive or an agenda. Like, it is weird. It definitely gets weird for sure. But...

update us young fella I'm very proud of you I just want to say congratulations you're about to be graduating with your masters and you're engaged with your you know to your beautiful best friend and you know your child sweetheart so

Go talk to her. I mean, your high school sweetheart. Go talk to her and then let us know what you come up with. And just like that, we've come to the end of yet another carefully reckless episode with your girl, Jess Hilarious and your girl, Taylor. Say bye to Taylor, y'all. And then say bye, Taylor. See y'all. All right. See y'all next week. Peace. Carefully Reckless is a production of iHeartRadio and The Black Effect. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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