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And just like that, we back on the air. Welcome to another carefully reckless episode with your girl, Jess Hilarious. I got my best friend in here again. This week, it's no story time and we're not talking about relationships or anything like that. Oh, no, we may get there. We may touch on that. But I wanted to briefly make this episode about things that bothered me in the past week or, you know, things that stuck out to me that I want to, you know, speak on. I think they they're rather debatable.

And I think you can help me with that. Say what's up, Sheena? What's up? I'm bike with another carefully reckless episode with her real best friend, Sheena girl. She did not need all that in the introduction. I just feel like I have to say what I got to say sometimes.

Okay. And there is Sheena girl. All right. So the things that surrounded the baby, you know, all the things that, that, you know, he has said, um, I don't think he got canceled solely off of what he said. I think it was, uh,

His demeanor afterwards. Yeah, it was his deflection. It was like, nigga, I don't give a fuck. Fuck y'all. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like he can't be canceled type of thing. Yeah, like he's untouchable type. You know what I'm saying? That's what pretty much drove that shit into the ground for him, you know, because he could have come back from what he said. It was no justifying it. He couldn't justify him saying it, but he could have caught it before it catapulted. And he was...

He was he was unapologetic for days and days after. And then you come with this apology that you quickly deleted. He took it back. Yeah. He took it back. Yeah. You know, look, that's hard. That's you from Miami. He took it back. He took it back. He took it back. OK. I'm saying, though, if you apologize to somebody and they'll, you know, you feel like you're not. So I guess he wanted people to be like, you know, all right, we forgive you. All right. Now come on to this festival.

Come perform for us. And I guess he, I mean, he probably didn't get the reaction that he wanted once, you know, he did give the apology. So if you apologize and somebody don't reciprocate it, you're not going to take it back? I have. I know you have. That's why I put that on you. Bitch. Bitch.

bitch. Yes, I have. You know, I've gotten into trouble and all of that. So I am one who I feel I can speak on it because I've gotten canceled by several communities several times. And yes, I apologize, but I feel like you should only apologize when it is sincere or when, you know, if you feel like you really hurt somebody. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like, don't apologize when

Because it's affecting your money. Don't, because then it's not sincere. You know what I'm saying? Right. So honestly, I don't think he should have apologized. You know, because I still haven't, I still haven't listened to the whole thing. I still don't even know what he said for real. I don't want to hear it. Honestly. Honestly, I was going to say, I don't want to repeat it. Yeah, I don't. Yeah. What'd he say, Jess? Fill us in. It's like, nah, but I don't know. So if you don't know what he said, then you can't even have an opinion. Excuse me?

If you don't know what he said, you can't have an opinion. Run that bike. Stop playing with bass. But no, seriously, I mean, I don't know what, look, I don't know. Right. I don't know. Like I said, you know. It's too much. The council culture and all that, it's a lot. Yeah. Now, Nick Cannon had recently just spoke on it. Like he said, you know, the brother lost his dad. He lost his brother. Now, this guy has been through a lot of trauma, you know, but that. Okay. Yeah.

That does not warrant you to go around saying dumb ass shit either. Right. You know what I'm saying? Because although I do feel for him, he had two tragic losses. You know what I'm saying? In his immediate family, he lost his dad. He lost his brother. I do understand. However, you know what I'm saying? You still have to be. I know. You still have to maintain a level of.

Yes. You know what I'm saying? In class and just respect. Yeah. For other people, you know, and this is why a lot of people don't feel respected. A lot of communities don't.

Do not feel respected. And they are hard up as well because LGBTQIA. I. It's I. I didn't know it was I. You're in the community. How did you not know that? Damn. Yeah. You gay. Yeah. Remember? No, no. I used to be gay. So how you know all the letters? I'm educated on the community. Damn. Once I got canceled, I went to a couple of classes and they educated me on each department.

Oh. So LGBTQIA. Okay. You got lesbian, gay, bisexual, transsexual, slash transgender, queer, bisexual, and asexual. Isexual? What is it? What is it? So, um. Yeah, because you don't know either. I do know. Say it proudly. Independent. Oh, God.

So, oh, so, y'all got an independent department? Yeah. So, is that independi-sexuals? Independi. Y'all say independent. What you say? Independi-sexuals? Yeah. So, which one are you in, Sheena? You are L and a G. What's those? Lesbian and gay. And which one are you? T and a... Excuse me?

See, that's what got that boy called the F word one day. See, y'all get disrespectful. And then what y'all want to do is y'all want to throw stones and then hide your motherfucking hands. And that's what happened. When I jumped in that motherfucking nigga's comments and was like, oh yeah, you F-ing.

He was like, hold up. No, you was out of line. And what about the time when you didn't want to? So y'all think that y'all can come at me? Wait a minute. Y'all think y'all can come at any fucking body in the world and as soon as somebody come back on your motherfucking ass, it's like, oh yeah, because you gay, you this and you that. They're like, oh, oh now I got what I got to be straight. Oh, why I got to be a tranny? Why? Because you look like...

You fucking bitch. I swear. That's what. See? See? What? You gay ass bitch. See? But what about the time when you got. Oh, I was devastated when you got canceled that time because you didn't like the gays. Bitch, I've never disliked gays in my life. Hold up. Wait a minute. And I was like, this bitch don't like me.

Are you serious? I was blown away. I couldn't believe it. You were blown away? You don't even talk like that, bitch. I was blown. First of all, no. You're going to come up on my motherfucking show. You sitting in my motherfucking condo looking out the window. Got this beautiful fucking view. And you're going to look over here and say I look like a fucking man? You don't. No, the fuck I don't, bitch. Yup. I look like my mom. You'll say, yup. Yup.

I look like my fucking mom. Damn. Do my mom look like a man? No. Oh, yeah. Y'all gonna try and put me. Yeah. Anyway. Bitch, yup. So, enlighten us on who you used to be. Excuse me?

Nah, I'm nobody, baby. Who are you? Who you used to be? Because I told him last week who you were. Yeah, I used to be interested. I used to be interested. So I'm not even going to say I used to be gay. It was I went through a bisexual stage. You were bisexual before as well.

We talking about you? No, we're talking about you since you want to be sitting on my couch looking out the window since you always want to say something. Let's talk about it. You keep saying something. Talking about something that you know nothing about. So, yeah. I just want to know why everything is so sensitive these days when it comes to LGBT. Look, don't keep pointing us out. When it comes to being straight. Shit. Yo, keep saying it. Stop saying my letters. Say yours.

S-T-R-A-I-G-H-C. How you spell it?

How would you know you're gay? Yeah. Am I? You know what? Well, I don't know why everything is so sensitive. And you know what? Like our banter that we just had, some people are going to cringe at that. You think so? Of course. Why? Because everything is under a microscope. Everything is magnified and everything is sensitive. But that's why I'm glad that we can do this. You know, you being a representative. And they have to know that we play all day. All we do is play. I really feel like

The internet gave everyone an opportunity to have a voice and still hide behind a profile. We don't know who... Like, for instance, trolls have never been... Bullying has never been at an all-time high like it is now, today. Like, people...

People confuse freedom of speech with being disrespectful and just saying anything. Just saying anything. It's social media. It's social media. It is. It's social media. But social media was not like it. It gave everyone a platform. Everyone. Before, you know, it was just celebrities that really had a platform. And you couldn't even...

You can even touch, you know what I mean? Reach out to them like that. Now you can just go right in that DMs. Bitch. I mean, everybody. And then they'll respond because certain triggers, like triggers have become bigger than they used to. I remember when like everybody, like you said, celebrities were hard to even get in touch with. Like it's, listen, everybody is getting a platform. It's like,

you can become famous from tripping and falling. Tripping and falling. If you trip and fall a certain way, well, I like the way he tripped. Oh, now it's on TikTok and everybody tripping and falling. Yeah, everybody, yeah, people are breaking their bones, busting their ankles up and everything just trying to trip and fall like the first guy did it. Remember,

when you bust your ankle up? Excuse me. Listen, like the guy, remember a video went viral of the kids singing to the girl, go DeMarcus, go DeMarcus. Yes, you remember that. He now has a documentary off of singing...

That wasn't a joke? I swear it was a joke. I thought it was a joke. I didn't think that he really thought. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's real. He has a goddamn documentary off of dancing and kissing on a girl. Well, shit. Let me get out of here. That's what I'm saying. Shit, I'm about to go and trip and fall in the middle of the street. Go ahead. And see how many people. I'm going to watch you from here. But seriously, anybody is made famous now. And I feel like everybody feels like they have a voice, which is not all bad. But at the same time, it's not all good. It's like a gift and a curse.

So I think that's why, you know, everything is so sensitive. Going back to LGBT, I think...

Lordy. I had something I wanted to briefly fucking touch on, bitch. Go ahead, bitch. So I feel strongly that. You don't have a right to feel no type of way about the LGBTQ. Yes, I do. I feel that I can have, I have an opinion about this. Now, when you attack one of them, the rest of them feel like you're attacking all of them.

And it doesn't matter if they attacked you first or not. You have a whole community coming at you by the end of the fight. You know what I'm saying? Because don't play with us. I get that. I get that. But the straights are not coming out the woodwork. Like if somebody smack a straight bitch in my face, you think I'm going to be like, oh, you must not like straight people. No, smack that bitch. She must have did something to get smacked. And that's what it is. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to mind my fucking business. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. You're not going to ride for your straights?

I mean, if need be. I'm riding for my gays. And I get it. What's up, yo? Listen, if I get into it with you. My gays gonna get you. Period. That's horrible. What if you started? They gonna get you. What if you started it? I don't start stuff. We're innocent.

We don't start stuff. What the fuck bitch? We don't start stuff. Like I told you the guy said I look like a tranny. Okay. I called him. Okay. No, no, no. He didn't even say I look like one. He called me one. All right, cool. And what's wrong with that? And I called him a fucking F word. Oh really? I was like fucking you know what I'm saying?

You fucking fizz-na-ee. I straight said it. All caps. Heavy on it. And everybody was like, oh, this how this bitch feel about us? That's right. No, that's how I feel about that fuck boy who called me out my fucking name. No, I feel you. It's like a person, period. You call me out my name, I call you out your name. Yeah, and if you tried your best to hurt me, I'm going to try my best to hurt you. That's just...

Like human nature. It's in our nature to do that. You know? And even if he wasn't gay and it was a straight guy and you called him a faggy, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. If, if he was, yeah, straight. She said that I did in your part of your community. I didn't say it. So don't even try to cancel me again. It's just real sensitive these days and I don't get it. Yeah. You know, there's so much comedy out there. Um,

Back in the day they used to talk about people in wheelchairs, on crutches. Everything. Gay, straight, crippled, blind, crazy. AIDS, fucking HIV. Like yo, you had like some of the most notorious comedians talking and speaking on anything. And that's when comedy was limited. That's what comedy is for though. To make light of situations that people, you know. But now? Yeah.

It's different. You can't say... It's way... You can't say anything. How did that happen? The internet, people, platforms, people... Social media. Everybody feels entitled. Everybody feels like they can say whatever they want to people. People are too comfortable even speaking on people's children these days. How these celebrities raise their kids and how... You know what I'm saying? Damn. At one point, children were off limits. Now, that's one thing that...

comedians never really touched on was other people's children. You understand what I'm saying? Like, but nowadays you got fucking people saying shit about even people's kids. Like even like for instance, when blue Ivy was like smaller, that shit was fucked up. Like how they was talking shit about that little girl.

Like she wasn't going to grow up and see this shit one day or, you know what I'm saying? What was that? I think that was 106 and Park. I think Karuchi was on 106 and Park and she had read the teleprompter and it was something about Blue Obby's hair being nappy or some shit. Really? Yes. And remember, like they canceled the fuck out of that girl. Damn. But she only read what she said. Like she read it.

And they don't go over that shit all the time. You know what I'm saying? Before you think she would have like said that shit. She wouldn't have said that. Oh, no. She made that shit clear. I did not say that. That was not me. Like that was the teleprompter I was reading. And you can tell her face was like after she read it, she was like and they cut a fucking commercial. I was like, oh, fuck. No, she can't even take that back. Mm.

Very fucked up. I know somebody got big fired that day. So you have to know how to respect every community. Every community deserves respect. I'm talking about gays. I'm talking about disabled. I'm talking about straights. I'm talking about races. I'm talking about everybody has to respect. There has to be a level of respect there.

You know what I'm saying? I've never disliked gays or I wouldn't be your best friend. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? We laugh and play about this stuff all the time. And you wouldn't even fuck with me if you felt like I ever would disrespect your sexuality. You know what I mean? You mean our sexuality? I'm not gay. Oh, I am. And I stopped being gay because y'all always trying to fucking fight some fucking body. Hold up, hold up. I know this shit getting good, but listen to just a couple seconds of a commercial. If you love me, you'll listen.

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Something else that really, really bothered me. Okay, so I woke up the other day and I checked my DMs. Now I have a hippodrome. I have a show. I have a hippodrome. Now I have a theater show in my city, November 26th. November the 26th.

Hippodrome, Baltimore. Yes, it's going to be a sold out show. My city always rock for me. It's going to be crazy. November 26, Hippodrome, like I said. Now, that's a theater in Baltimore City. Now, listen. Come see us. Excuse me. Now, tickets are already on Ticketmaster or JustHilariousOfficial.com to get y'all tickets. Now, look.

I opened up my DM and somebody that I know, you know, he's somebody locally as well. And he's cool. You know what I'm saying? Now, this nigga asked me, hey, when is your next show? It's November 26th, Hippodrome. All right, cool. Get me some good seats and just send me the invoice or whatever. I'll just give you the money.

Excuse I don't do that shit anymore. Like I don't have to do that. Like I'm not up and coming anymore. I'm very well established and I work very hard. But I remember when you used to sell tickets out your back pocket. Absolutely. Up Mar and Darman Mall. Begging niggas. Like girl get away from us. Begging us to buy the tickets. No. Can you please buy these tickets from me? No girl. Watch out. Nobody want the tickets. This girl would not.

She would not leave us alone. Not us. I was right there with her. Yeah, you got on our nerves with them tickets. Oh my God. Good Lord. Keep on putting the ticket in your face. Y'all want these? No. Yes. I used to sell tickets. Out her back pocket. At every mall, I would go to...

Towson, East Point. Wasn't nobody even out East Point. I was catching the stragglers walking out the back though, honey. I didn't care. I was trying to move my tickets. I was just trying to, because I seen the greater vision for it. I seen where I would be today. And I even seen further than this right now. You know what I mean? So I knew working hard, you know what I mean? Like what? I would go to schools, get trying to get teachers to buy tickets. I'm talking about like, you know, everybody knows in the gym.

In the gym I asked you to take some to work I asked dad to take some to work I don't care I ain't selling out one Nobody wanted them I'm trying to sell them to moms Daycare kids Parents Like I'm like Nah Nah Yo Remember that one show When it was just me and you Bitch It was never just me and you In that show It was like five other people But for real You remember that It was

Was that the first show? Yeah, it was me and her in there. It was. I remember I had like 11 people in the show. I'm going to post that picture. Y'all check my page. I'm going to post it. It was me and her in the middle of the floor and like five people in the background. Check my Insta story shortly. I've come a long way. Yes, you did. I have. But going back to what we was talking about.

I work hard to get to where I am and I just feel disrespected when somebody says shit like that. You know what I'm saying? Like for instance, I was in Cleveland.

Not too long ago. And, you know, another, you know, celebrity from our city, Chino Braxton, you know, he's famous for riding the dirt bikes. And, you know, he's also a part of Dream Chasers with Meek Mill and what have you. And he also starred in Charm City Kings. Yeah. So big ups to another Baltimore celebrity. That's my guy. He's cool. Now, listen.

He was in Cleveland the same time I was in Cleveland. I was at the Improv. I had about six shows that I did. And he hit me up and he was like, yo, I know your shit is sold out. I'll still pay you extra for the tickets because there are no tickets left online. I got like 11 people with me.

And he was serious, you know what I'm saying? Like, yo, he would have bought them, but I can tell that he went to the website because he said there were no more tickets online. That's different. And then he wasn't trying to just get in for free. You know what I'm saying? He knows what support is. He knows what that shit is. So he just was like, all right, yo, you know what I'm saying? He came, he gave me feedback. His people laughed. They enjoyed themselves. And he was having a party. In return, he invited me to his party.

I could have bought a section. If I had my son, though, I didn't go because I had my son. And you should have told me I would have went. Excuse me. If I didn't have Ash with me, I would have bought a section, got a bottle. You know, I wouldn't want him to just. Show love. You would have returned the love. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Because that's money in his pocket. Like, he put money in my pocket. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. And not saying that the guy and the DM didn't want to put money in my pocket, but you're not going to tell me, hey, yo, give me some good seats and I'll just give you a break. Yeah, this is not the long time ago that.

Yeah, these are not the long, long time ago's days. No, it's not.

These are the right nowadays. Yeah, go online. Yes, go online. Find your own fucking tickets. Find your own seat. Yes. And like I said, if you wanted to see Meg Thee Stallion, DaBaby, or Yolanda Adams, if you into that, would you jump in one of their DMs and be like, hey, yo, what's up, Yolanda? Let me get the two seats in the front. I would. And I'm going to just cash app you this bread. I would. Excuse me? You would? Yeah. Hmm. Hmm.

- What, would you wanna go see Elton John? - I'd be like, what's up yo-yo? - You wanna go see Elton John? - Sure, why not? - Would you? - You wanna go see him? No, 'cause he's gay.

see yeah what's up you said let me look like a man yeah you said it look like a man who i need to call so yeah report this you want to go see you want to go to a gay concert that's what you want to do you want to go see santana you want to go see bobby lights sure you want to go see lonaz sure you want to go see queen let's see for what you want to see absolutely everybody mc light i want to go see the brat well see like not gay no more because she married to a man but yeah oh you could just switch over

That's what I did. And I'm not switching back. So, yeah. Now I got that on my chest. Once you gay, you always gay. Tell me I look like a man. Huh? Once you gay, you always gay. I'm not always gay. And that's not even true. That's not true. So, if a man was gay, can he go back straight? No. Why? Because that's... I said so. It was in the... Because I said so. I said because it was in the...

well listen realistically I just don't feel I don't know I don't feel like a man can go why I don't know it's a double standard there I know yeah do you feel that way honey it's not about me answer the question yeah answer the question I already did answer I don't think a man can just go from being gay to being straight I do think women listen well let's just talk about this I feel like

Women, they play around with it a lot. I feel like women, they play a little bit more than men with that shit. If a man wants to be gay, nigga, that nigga won't be gay. Period. Women, they dip and dab and they don't take that shit serious. That's why a lot of them will say, I'm not gay, I'm bi. But you just having fun with women. First of all, don't play with my sexuality. Don't play. I mean, don't play. You pick a side. You know what I'm saying? No, because then... You know what? I'm leaving this shit alone. I don't know because I can't even...

I just, I don't know. I feel, I feel strongly about that. Like women play around with it. Like even me, like I was playing around with that shit. Like I was attracted to one person. Like even so to this day, I will look at women. I love women.

I know I can never be with one and I don't have a desire to have sex with women, but I love looking at them. I can touch you, feel you all day, but I am not, I know I'm not gonna, I don't see myself with a woman and I don't wanna have sex with women. - All right, let me look this up. Let me see what your sexuality is. - I am very straight. - Let me look it up real quick. - While she's looking that up, being a clown, like I said,

I love women, but I could never fall in love with a woman. I could never be with a woman. And I could never have sex with a woman again. Like, I've had it before to try it. Okay. So you're not gay if you don't try it. You're pansexual. I'm a pansexual? Uh-huh. Okay. And the definition of that is?

Webster. Webster. What is it? Sexual, romantic, or emotional attraction towards people, regardless of their sex or gender identity. That's you. That's not me. Yeah. That's not me because I love men. Okay. You can love them, but you also have a emotional attraction towards females. I do. Yeah. But I can never be with one. All right. So you paying. So we're going...

But pan is not a part of LGBTQIA. Or unless it's LGBTQIAP. But it's not. Well, just put the P up in there, baby. No, I'm not. It's already 20 letters. Add the P. Add the P. We got 20 letters, 21. Come on. P. You ain't shit anyway. I have other things I would like to talk about. Well, I think you should talk about them on your own podcast. Thank you. Just like that, we're at the end.

I think you should contact Charlemagne And you should You know I can put you in a room With one of them And you can ask them If you can have your own podcast Absolutely Because you're not about to come on here Every fucking week Talking shit Absolutely And that's just what it's giving Huh That's just what it's giving You heard what I said I didn't hear nothing you said And then now you can go back to work Take your ass back to work Oh And do what you do Okay Because I'm about to go get my son Uh Yeah And you don't have a son So listen I have a son Remember you said that

all while and out right be Simone was it was like they messed up the whole yeah no listen she messed up the rhyme I got her like you got her back yeah I I we we plan to do a wild style together and this dumbass gonna say you have a son and don't she look like a man to me

It was like, I fell out. I was like, yo, that's not how it was supposed to go. How the fuck we supposed to know what she look like to you? She was like, oh my God, I messed it up. I'm like, oh Lord. And like, I ran with that. Yeah, you burned her ass up after that. I was like, shit, Jessica, take it easy on her. Like, you couldn't wait for her to mess up. You looked at her like, this is my time. Yeah, you was like.

When she messed up, you was like, oh yeah, I'm about to get her. And you was like, what'd you say back? I forgot, but I tore that and it stopped. Yeah, you did. This was before she stole that book. This was before. Oh my God. Just said that. I ain't say that. Don't nobody care. She know she stole it. Say, no, that's my girl. We can steal.

Listen y'all We've come to the end We gonna wrap this up I know y'all love my best friend Cause I love her too But y'all can't have her Or you shall die So tune in next week She may be here She may not She said I don't know I don't know if I wanna come back for real Cause you've been treating me Terrible I definitely don't want you to come back If I'm gonna be looking like I'm coming back No you're like that I'm coming back Since you don't want me I'm back Now if I say I want you to come back

Then what? All right, y'all. We're about to wrap this thing up. Thank you for tuning in. And then my deepest. Excuse me. That's not your fucking line. Oh. Yeah, I'm just with them as a bitch. And my podcast is real. You'll hear from us next week, yo. Ain't no fucking us, bitch. Yo, I'm coming back, yo. You're not coming back. I have to. Yeah. I'm going to come back when London comes back. Why? Because you want clown ass. Because you want. Excuse me. London. What about my cousin? Clown.

That's my fucking cousin. And there will be no London slander tolerated. Too late. Now, when she step in a fucking building. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's a big one. When she step in a building, you ain't gonna be saying all that. Oh, boy. First of all, my cousin is not boy. Bitch, that is enough. And you fucking gay. Now what? Here we go with this shit again.

Yeah, you gay. You like girls. Ew. What's up? That's dirty. Yeah. Didn't they teach you not to do that? Nope. Nobody taught me not to do that. Actually. All right. Nobody taught me how to be bald, bitch. You think I wanted to be bald? Stupid ass. You think I ain't want no hair in the front?

And the sides and the back Shit hoe We're in the middle Bitch I got here It's a little bit It's a little bit in the middle It's a little bit Don't fucking play with me Alright anyway So what Alright y'all We'll be back next week y'all We just gonna end it Just like that Cause you know We be doing what we be doing We be living how we be living And both be time out So look Say bye Sheena Bye Sheena

I can't stand this bitch. I got to get back to work. Yeah, she got to get back to work. I saw her to come on her break and she did. She got nine to five and we know B-Symonne don't like y'all. So yeah. Oh. Yep. And you talking about you don't like them. Nine to five. You don't like people with nine to fives, B? Nope. She said she don't fuck with y'all. Come on, B-Symonne. I thought he was better than that. Yep. But you not. Damn. Yep. You a nine to five gay. Yeah. And there's a lot of shit wrong with that. So bye. We'll be back next week. Maybe we will. Maybe we won't. We'll see.

Because we always getting attacked by the LGBT. So bye, y'all. She love us. Peace. Bye, y'all.

I'm not going to stop.

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