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Welcome back to another Catholique Reckless episode with my crazy ass family. Say what's up to my family. On my right is my cousin London. Closer to me is my brother Prince. What's up, what's up? To the left of me, little baby father. What's up, Romy? What's up, what's up? And then over there, to the far left, is my best friend Sheena. What's going on?
Now listen, this episode is gearing towards something that we all love, hot and steamy sex. Everybody got their different strokes, because it's different strokes for different folks. I'm going to dive right in, because y'all know me. Y'all like me some sex. What makes you cum? Hold up, hold up. Wait. Damn, no. Don't lose. Don't lose. Everybody ready until they ain't ready. Damn. What makes you cum? I'm going to start while y'all thinking this shit, because I like this. Okay.
I like riding dick, honestly. I really do. It's like when you get on top and you just start grinding. It's like a grind motion. You know what I'm saying? You just... Yeah, it's not... I don't really like that. I ain't a bouncy rider. You ain't a bouncy rider. I'm not really a bouncy. That shit be hurting a little bit. You know what I'm saying? I like to, like, find that spot and just grind and grind. And then there you go. Bam. What makes you come to Sheena? First of all, she got a cone now. What's up? Got a little hammer here.
What makes me calm? Hit. Oh, wow. Hold on. Okay. Oh, my God.
- Yeah, you know what this means? - No, but here, yeah, here. - Okay. - But I like to satisfy someone. - Ooh, okay. - Yeah. - It makes me-- - Ooh, so you're sensual with it. - Yeah, yeah. - That's the air sign. - Me satisfying you with climax. - I like that. - Yeah. - Okay, bitch. - I mean, you know. - I like bitch. - I just be, you know how I be. - All right, never mind. - Girl. - What's going on? - Shit. - Somebody always gotta take it too far. - What makes you come, cousin? - Girl, after my wine on a Friday night with my toy, honey.
I don't know what kind you got. My business. Oh, ooh. She got rose. I don't have that yet. I don't have that yet. I got to get it though. I got you one. Because I keep hearing about it. It's like, is it given? Have you tried the rose? I have tried the rose. I bought her one already. I got you one. Have you tried? How was it? It's good. I do like it. It's not as nice as my other toy. But I have another toy. Why are you always trying to be funny? I need one for you.
What makes you come? What makes you come? Say it again. I'm sorry. A question at hand. She telling me she coming.
For me
Obviously, you got different modes. You got different kids. Yeah, different women. For me, it's going to be that gawk, gawk, 4,000. Spit dripping down my balls, you feel me? Like, I need that shit that's so good, I got to get up and wipe my ass. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's...
- That's a little too much. - You probably will never make it to this one. - That's it. - Well good, good. I'm glad that we know this now. - Hell yeah. - Guac guac 4,000. That's what it is, guac guac 4,000. - 4,000? - All right. - Guac guac 4,000. That's to get him to wipe my ass. - This shit got to be that wet. - All right, we gonna cut that off. - No, we keeping that. - Anyway.
You got to. You got to. My dog. Do you feel that you have to be mentally attracted to a person to have sex with them? Because listen, let me elaborate. A lot of people can just have sex and be attracted to a person just physically. But honestly, for some people...
You have to be in the mood. You have to, like, I have to, like, really, really mentally connect with you. I have to connect with you to just lay down with you. You know what I'm saying? So does that pertain to everybody? I have a connection. Okay. So you're not just always just busting nuts? Nah, I ain't busting everything down. You know what, everybody pussy. It's not right, bitch. I'm not right. Everybody. I ain't what it's giving. How about you, Lenny?
- No, I don't think so. - You can just go and talk about it. - Yeah, if that's the vibe though, right? If it's like we going into it 'cause we want to fart, then whatever. I don't have to be mentally, but you can't be dumb and you can't be a clown. So I guess halfway. 'Cause you can't be giving very much of a clown 'cause I'ma think you very much don't know what the fuck you're gonna be doing in that department. So it's like I need for you to have some type of mental advancement somewhere there. - Shout out to the department. - Can't be a dummy.
That's the word. Shout out to the department. Okay. I like that. All right, what stimulates you during sex? What stimulates? And listen, I just asked what makes you cum, but climaxing and stimulation are two different things. Absolutely. Stimulation is the sensation that you feel. Yeah. You know what I mean? I like being touched. I like small touches, yeah. Yeah, the touching is definitely the biggest thing. Sensual. Yeah. I like when you... Oh, yeah, and I like...
- Go ahead, go ahead, I'm sorry. - You know, get a kiss on my neck, you know, that do a little side of the time, you know? - What side? - Yeah. - Woo! - Not to put myself out there because I don't want my next man to be thinking he can just like, get your neck. - Come with basics. - He can teach me some stuff now. - Oh. - I wanna learn some stuff 'cause I'm inexperienced with dating. - Yeah. - So. - Okay. - Okay. - But you like, okay, so you like physical touch? - Oh yeah, definitely. - You like to be kissed, you like all that. - Oh yeah, I do, yeah. - Affection. - Sucking tongues and everything. - Ooh. - Ooh. - What about you? - Chef's kiss. - Hold up cousin, hold up cousin. - Chef's kiss. - Chef's kiss.
What she's doing is saying, what stimulates you? I'm like, she, she, oh shit, how do I explain this? We all grown, yo, what are you talking about? When she, oh, wait, wait, wait, no, wait, God, when she, when she, you know, she, you in her, I like being on top. Okay. Oh, God. When she grips both sides of your waist. Cheeks? Oh, your ass cheeks? Yeah, yeah. And pull you in. Yeah, yeah. Did you say short man complex? He did.
- He's like, I'm not a short man. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. I'm not a short man, I'm an average height four man. - Rome, we gotta talk, man. - First of all, sir, what's your height? - We're average height four men. We're not short man complex. - What's your height? - It's called short stature.
That is ass-pipe for a man. I thought that was for a female. No, no, no. I'm not going in there. No, I don't have short man complex. Okay. No, I mean... I don't. 5'7 is for a female. I don't, bro. And you are absolutely upset right now. It's okay. And still never told me what stimulates you. I told you. Oh, yeah. When you in it and you just said, it. No, I said she...
She make me go deeper. Yeah, like, you know. I'm high. Physical touch. You still cannot answer the question. I think I said that when she grabbed both my sides. Oh, man. Oh, God. So you want her to grab your... I want her to grab my... We get it. We get it. No, I don't want to... Oh, you know you get it. You want her... No, I'm not. I'm not, bro. That boy a freak. He don't want her to grab... Oh, wow.
Ladies and swine on top of you That's what he said. Yeah guys like That's like things right guys That went my nipples play your nipple thing that's a big
That's the big thing with that. I ain't working on it. You like your nipples played with? No. I don't do nipple things. Why does it got to be a fucking watch? That is weird. That's just extra saliva on my body. I got all this dick you want to suck on my nipples. Please go down. Yo. I do like, I do, all right, okay, yeah, all right. I do like you taking the bottom one.
- Okay, so you're like, what is that called, the shaft? - There we go. - The gooch. - Oh, the gooch. - Oh, the spin in between. - Oh, man. - Like right before you get to your bone. - When you take just the tip of your nails and just rub the bottom. - Oh, okay. - Your nails? That's interesting. Your nails? - Hold up, yo.
I think we need to go to scenarios. Not the gooch. I'm not even thinking about any of that. No, not the gooch. No, no, no, Prince, not the gooch. She just asked you. Not that part, no. And you say yes. Not that part, no. Because that's the more people who come to my ass. We heard you. We heard you. Cooch? No, no, no. Anyway, listen, we're going to go to scenarios. Okay, because y'all motherfuckers nasty. I'm knowing who I'm sitting with now. Shit. All right, cool. You got some hands sanitized? Listen, to my women.
Everything is perfect. Well, you're gay, but you've been straight before. Everything is perfect. Go on a date and you just about to fuck this guy right for the first time. And he pulls his drawers down and he is uncircumcised. What is your thoughts?
I'm going to have to go and see if it's stinking. I'm going to have to put my hand around the little, the turtle neck of it all. And be like, okay. I just wanted to check to see if it was stinking, if it had lint in there. Because if it did... So you can actually put your finger inside there? I mean, I'm sure you can. I don't know, but I'm sure you can. I've had an uncircumcised person, and I'm telling you, it's like tug of war, motherfucker. You got to pull. You pull it all over. You pull it for a long time? Huh? You pull it for a long time? I thought you pull it back, not forward.
Yeah, that's what I did. She must have went inside the hole. That's what I'm saying. I'm pulling. Oh, you're just thinking like he was in front of me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You suck dick too? Oh, shit. I can't suck an uncircumcised dick. I don't know what's up in there. I can't. Not high and sweet. Not high and sweet. I don't know how long it's been since you cleaned that shit really right. I don't know. So, no. I can't. So, my thoughts...
I don't know. I've never smelled an uncircumcised dick. What about you, London? I never ever did that one. I'm not perfect, but... I feel like every man should be circumcised. I really do feel that way. That's up to that Bob is the one, honey.
But it wasn't his choice. It don't matter. I think you could do it as an adult. That shit hurt. Yeah, it hurt. I would never if I was a man. It was up to his mom and his dad when he was younger. Blame the mother and the dad. My opinion is every man should be circumcised. I mean, I just feel like, yeah, it's...
You can find anything in there. Lenten, loose change. You can be anything up in there. You said loose change. That's crazy, because you told them don't circumcise my son. You said loose change. No, I did not. Yes, you did. You said it, baby. No, you did. But I said OK. I never said don't circumcise. Yo, y'all ain't ready to put my nephew out there like this. Oh, here, my baby's in circumcise. My baby's circumcised. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. No, no, no. I definitely said circumcise my child. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. That's how he became circumcised.
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Next scenario. Having sex on your period and acting like you didn't know you was on your period. That's for me in London right there. That's for me in London. Dirty dog. I'm like, well, I've never done that. Have you, Jessica? I have, multiple times. I've never done that. I'm telling you, I have done it multiple times and whatever. It was in my younger days, but yeah, I did. You lied about it or you just...
You know the shower takes care of everything. No, no, no, it does not. So basically you run stop signs. Cool. I do. It depends on your flow. So this is my thing. The first time it happened. Boy, you're free.
He was ready. Somebody was ready. Somebody was ready to come over. And the thing about it was, I went to the bathroom before and I saw the blood in my stream and I was like, shit, I was just ready to get something. I'm telling you, I did not know I was going to come on. But I didn't tell him not to come. I just act like I didn't know. Yeah. And that's what it was because I wasn't bleeding. But you just said you didn't do it. It was the first day. No, I haven't. But I did come over. I...
It was a spicy little night and I was like damn my shit wet as shit. Turning lights on.
It's giving motherfucking crime scene. Girl, it's giving lady blood. But you can smell, bitch. Oh, my God. You can smell blood, bitch. Oh, bitch, my shit wasn't sinking. Oh, it got all blood sinking. Oh, bitch, my shit was not sinking. I was definitely giving very much blood. Oh, my blood not sinking. Listen. My son is... My blood not sinking. Excuse me. My blood not sinking. Excuse me. Period. Oh, we will. Period. So that was the only question, right? We... Listen. Yeah. But I'm just going to speak on a man's perspective. Go ahead. You can speak on it.
Hey, we get a shower. In the shower. You know I put a towel down type of nigga. Yeah. In the shower, you need no towel. Yes, you do. In the shower? Why would you bring a towel in the shower? No, no, no. Y'all, I don't come out of the shower. I swear this is cold for Martin. I swear. I don't come out of the shower. The water does something to the woman's body. Where? No, what you're thinking about is the tub. He's confused. Sit in the tub so that can stop the water. No, shower.
Shower is on you. It's coming down on you. You're sticking. Listen, I don't think he understand it. I totally understand. I don't think he understand that. I told you, I don't run around. You know what's crazy though? I only run red lights with my children, ma. I'm going to say that. Either way, you are the ass. But you're not five inches? Hold on, shut up. Well, you're not even going to know they're going to be a kid's mother until the kid happens. So, was it after they had children? Period. Like, I
I don't do it with regular women. Not period. Okay. No, I'm only saying like period, like period. I'm just saying like period. You run in periods. Like how do you know they're going to be the baby mama? Because I know they cycle.
Threesome desire.
I don't have any desire of having a threesome because I don't ever want to share anyone. I don't. I've never wanted to have a threesome. I've never been a threesome. Kind of girl? Yeah, never. Me neither. No? I mean, I could watch that, like, you know. Yeah, I watch that. But I don't think I watch on form, but I don't watch that. London is killing me. Why? You had a threesome? She's never done anything. I really embrace inexperience. I didn't. But...
I was supposed to. I was there. Oh, you were there? So you never had one. Good. Wrong. Did you ever have a threesome? Shit. I'm nasty. Okay, all right, cool. Great, you did. You ever have a threesome? I have, but I do not like them. Okay. It was for the team. Took one for the team? Took one for the team? Yeah, it was for the team. But you know what's great? I don't mean to cut Prince off,
So I had one. Hold on, pause. Hold on, hold on. Not pause. Because not took one because I don't take shit. Okay. Let's clarify that because I see what the fuck y'all damn is. Let me spin this motherfucking tool box back around and come back and park right here. Because I ain't never been that type of guy. But you know what I mean? Somebody wanted to fuck somebody but that person wanted to have a threesome so I was just like...
Oh, so you. I just entertain this, but that's not, nah, that's not my preference, no. All right, I got you. Listen, ladies, if a man brings condoms to have sex with you, what are your thoughts initially? He's responsible. Oh, that's good. Because a lot of these guys, they want to raw dug it. He expect to get some. A lot of women, to a lot of women, that is insult. Really? Yeah. But how would you know it's not the time to have sex, though?
How would you know? Yeah, like, he's not gonna walk in the door like, hey, honey, hey, girl, what's up, girl? But you can have one. Here's the trick, though, right? Here's the trick. You can't buy, like, a Magnum, like, you know what I mean? You gotta step out the box and buy one. No, in the hood, you can buy one right
Hold on, hold on. She did it before. That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is how you get around a woman being insulted as a male bringing a condom is that you get a particular kind. Sheepskin. That lets the female know that, okay, maybe he's allergic to latex. Lampskin. Oh.
- Lambsgum. - Lambsgum. - Bullshit. - She was getting mad. - You get what I'm saying? - Women get mad. - You get what I'm saying? So that could be a reason for her mind because, you know, women think a particular way. - Yeah. - You get what I'm saying? So if you have a brand that maybe she'd have never heard of or researched because, you get what I'm saying? Like it's different shit that she knows she can have. - But she wouldn't think you were in a party. - But like me, I'm with you. - I'm with you. - Lambsgum. - Is it like one of those things where who said you was getting some?
Huh? No, but I keep these because as a male, your pushback would be, I keep these because I'm allergic to latex. I have to have a particular kind. So instead of missing an opportunity with... Well, everybody ain't going to think of it like that. I ain't allergic to latex. Because you can't get the safety first. Yeah, guys are literally like... It's...
It's less likely that a guy would. Hold up. Excuse me. A guy would less likely show up with a condom. You know what I'm saying? But there are some that just do. And honestly, I'm for it. I like it. But there are also other perspectives where a woman will feel disrespected. Yeah.
Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know how women are. Like, yeah, some women will be like, damn, what the fuck you think? I got something. Like, I don't have nothing. Who don't want to be safe? There are women out here that think that. Oh, yeah, childish women. Women that, yep, and they ain't children. I ain't thinking that way. I ain't thinking that way. If I bring condoms, I ain't thinking about no safety. You don't bring condoms. I do. So that's the thing. I do. But I'm not, honestly, I ain't thinking about safety. I ain't going to hold you. Like, me, personally, like, I'm pretty sure the other men out here. You don't think about safety? I ain't. Be quiet, Prince.
I'm pretty sure other men that want to say what I'm about to say. Okay. Honestly, we don't be thinking about safety. I'm free. I just ain't trying to get another chick pregnant. Honestly. So you don't... Oh, but you're a rapper. So when I'm bringing a condom, that's my thing. I'm bringing a condom to protect myself from getting you pregnant. All right, listen. Question. When's the last time you burned a condom? When's the last time I brought a condom? Yeah. Do-do-do-do-do-do.
I'm in a relationship, so I don't need to. Very safe. And then just like that, we're going to go to confessions. Anyway, this is when everybody goes around the room and confess something I tell them to confess. Now this, since we're talking about sex, will pertain to sex. Go around the room and admit something most embarrassing about one of your sexual encounters. One time, one time, I was extremely drunk. I was having sex. I thought I had nut problems.
And I had to piss. I couldn't stop. - You didn't stop someone? Wait, wait, wait. I don't even know this is a thing. I've never heard it. Okay, so. - You're not a man, so you don't want to face that. - So you did that before? - It's been, yeah, it's been extreme. - Wow. - That's the most impressive thing I got though. - And it wouldn't stop you saying? - I just had to pee. - So you couldn't stop peeing? - You don't know the feeling.
It's like y'all. It was a confuse. You know what I'm saying? You feel me? Interesting. The gem for the episode. Does anybody have any gems to drop? Do what pleases you and yeah, get it how you live because that's what everybody needs their rocks rocked off sometimes.
You're a rock rock. When you trying to be deep and you say I'm dumb as shit. Yeah, I'm dumb. I'm dumb as shit. That's the person that never does anything. Yo. What? No. A gym. Okay, I'm going to drop a gym. What's a gym? Keep some shit to yourself. That's what the gym of the day is. Yes. Keep some shit to yourself, but have as much sex as you want to. Be fruitful and multiply. And just like that, we ain't worrying about it.
No, I'm joking. I'm joking. Yes, be safe. Be safe. Use condoms and have as much sex as you want to. But also, be fruitful and multiply, like I'm trying to do. And just like that, we will be back next week with another Carefree Breakfast with my crazy family. Peace.
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