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No way. Thank you very much. On with the show. Hello and welcome to the Hat Chat Podcast episode 168. That's right. With your hosts.

I'm Chris Trott. And he is the most sceptical man. He really is. I think you are Chris Trott. He did question himself there. I'm Ross Hornby. I might be Alex Smith. But we don't know for sure. But we don't know. I might just be a meat suit that's had a consciousness jammed into it to run a huge experiment. Or just the universe experiencing itself through weird...

projections of individualism but ultimately maybe we're just the semiconductors of our reality we're just little transistors yeah maybe we're the atoms that build up

To a bigger being. A much bigger thing. Yeah, I mean, you see Men in Black, right? The marble analogy. The marble thing. Yeah, yeah. They were onto something. Certainly a good graphic, isn't it? Zooming out. Certainly makes things simple for me to understand. Hey, if you're listening to this, I just want to make this quite clear straight up. We are in a very plush studio right now. So if you've never watched the visuals of a Hat Chat podcast, my God, are you missing out.

because we've changed our setup dramatically right now. It's pretty nice in here. We've got beautiful acoustics. Well, that's the one thing that's pretty changed, actually. We've got our platinum discs on the wall behind us. We've got a beautiful plant there. It does need some watering, it looks like. It is browning a bit. Why is it? Yeah. And then on Smith's side, we've got all our awards, our Hand of Truth. My tools, Drill Dove. It's just my equipment. No, it's our 100,000 hat chat equipment.

subscriber thing on the back there. It's wonderful. So if you've never seen the visuals before, maybe it's a good time to check out our YouTube channel, Hat Chat Podcast. Just Google it. Just Google it. Just Google it. I think that's all you need to do. Yeah. So yeah, we're making upgrades, making changes, just trying new things out. This is like a prototype one as well because...

The set was really thrown together by Craigle. So great job, Craig. He's here today with us as well. I've never seen a guy download and place free assets from the Unreal Store at that speed. It's like a 20-minute makeover, but virtual. That was really quick.

Fair play, Craig. He also made that sign in the background. There's a big sign. Oh, yeah, he made a 100K subscriber. It's a plaque. It's the only plaque we ever got from YouTube. The only recognition from YouTube we ever existed was that. And we got to chat to Fwizz once in America. Yeah, we did. Fwizz, head of YouTube gaming. Not anymore. No. That was his name? Fwizz. That was his username, yeah. Yeah. I forgot.

Whiz. Well, today we're talking to you about many famous names. I wanted to start differently to how we normally start, with news. Is that okay? Oh, I thought we were going to go through medical records and what we've been through. Yeah, I've got so many symptoms, but carry on. Well, we'll just stuff those down. And instead, I want to talk to you instead about Boromir.

Sean Bean. Sean Bean, a.k.a. Boromir, a.k.a. 006. 006. Nice. A.k.a. Ned Stark. Yeah. Ned Stark. And there's probably a lot of other characters he's been. Was that Sharp? Oh, yeah, of course. How could we forget Sharp? How could you ever forget Sharp? So he was...

Ripped out of a Liverpool pub last week. Ripped out? No way. What for? He was bundled by the bouncers out of the pub. What did he do? Bundled by the bouncers? I'm happy you guys haven't heard about this because it'll be fun to get your action. What a Larry bastard. What did he do? He got kicked out of a pub for vaping inside. Is that it? Is that it? That's what he got. But he said that's it. Right. He got asked numerous times to stop. Right.

So, you know, a lot of people like toke on the little vapes in different places. It's up to you what you think about it. I don't have particularly strong feelings about it. I think that it probably needs to be addressed rather than just tolerated by... I guess if everyone did it in one room, it would start to get cloudy in there. Yeah, possibly. And that's probably... And also if you're specifically choosing not to...

you know equally like I was on the tube the other day coming back from comic-con and you know like some 12 year old kid sat next to me vaping on a strawberry big chimney was it a chimney one because sometimes no not a big chimney one those are the old styles yeah I think this is what's paved the way for more people to do it inside is that people aren't doing the big chimney big cloud ones like they used to they're all on the Chinese made culture war yeah that seemed more fun to do the chimney

Perhaps, perhaps. But the newer ones have been designed in a way that can be done in size, so you use them as much as possible. So when you smell strawberry, you know someone's eating a punnet of strawberries. If you hold it in your mouth for longer, does it not go and reduce in cloud volume?

Does it not distill in your mouth? It might do, yeah. I'm not even saying the clouds are that big that come out of them. They're not. By design, they're not that big. Anyway, he was probably chuffing on one of those. A bouncer went by and said, sorry, you can't vape in here. Do you mind stopping? He didn't. Came back again. I didn't say, do you know who I am, though? Well, I mean, clearly.

He must have done. I mean, he's very recognizable. There's a photo of him with the bouncer. Of the door. Like, rough, like, grabbing him by the ruff. Really? And him, like, pushing the bouncer back. Yeah, it's a full-on, like, altercation. Can we find that image? The image, yeah, yeah, definitely. It's out there. So just, you know, Sean Bean kicked out of pubs. But, like,

The thing is, right, and this is what kind of made Sean Bean look pretty fucking bad, is that he kept on refusing to stop. And then eventually the bouncer had to ask him to leave, otherwise they'd call the police. He refused to believe, believe, leave. So the bouncer picked him up and took him out. It's so easy to use the internet these days. Yeah, it's just, I love news websites where, oh God, that's a mess. Okay, there's a... There's a video. There you go, there's the still.

There we go. And you haven't got any tabs open that are a bit weird, have you? No, these are all just... Yeah, you can probably show his background now, Craig. This is the other benefit of having this new handshake set up. We can see Ross's screen. Oh, wow, this is a proper, like, is his fist holding his face? Yeah, I think they're both, like, hands and throats. I'm not stopping. I'm not going to stop. You can't stop me. I'm bigger than you. Why would you do that to Sean Bean? I guess maybe Sean Bean is getting antagonistic to him, do you think?

He might. It looks like he's asked him to stop essentially smoking inside four or five times. And then he hasn't. And now he said, look, mate, it's illegal to vape inside. Or this establishment says you can't do it. Go outside. It's a simple fucking request. I don't know why Sean Bean like it's it looks terrible on him. I think, you know, you're an adult. Just go outside and have a puff on your vape there and come back inside like everybody else has been doing.

It looks like those two guys that are behind the security are also reaching for Sean Bean rather than the security. Yeah, they're trying to stop him from having such a strong reaction because they know how bad it's going to be. It's like, calm down, Sean. It's more likely you would sue a celebrity than...

So he was at more risk, I suppose. But, you know, if he's a leery, drunk vaper... He might have been drunk as well. It's not the first time he's had problems in pubs. No. But I mean, it's just... I mean, whatever. You don't expect these people to be saints. Everyone's a human being. Do you think you'd fight him? Oh, yeah. He's a 65-year-old man. He looks like he can handle himself.

Yeah, I mean, like, maybe a smaller guy might not be able to take on Sean Bean, but I'm like... He's going to have a... Six and a half foot, 100 kilograms. I fancy my odds. I think most people would. If you're fit, it comes down to fitness. It comes down to him not getting a lucky strike as well. You know, anyone can get switched off if you hit them in the right place. But anyway, it's not about whether I can fight Sean Bean, Ross. It's about...

how this has just become such a thing. Yeah. Because one guy couldn't just stop vaping in the corner of a pub. Those people do it though. I know they do. Yeah. And maybe we should all just like... And they blow it under the tables or something. It's just like... Yeah. Then it creates a billow of vape everywhere else. It's like... I think we need to... It's very hard to hide that. As usual, we need guidance from a government that doesn't exist. But like, I think like...

arguably you know is it water vapor that's being exhaled that's what's argued what if there were what if it was basically like you know those um water tubs if you just blow into one of those and then seal it the water cooler and you just take keep one of those with you all times and then when you have to vape you can just blow it into this tub and then some some guy comes to collect the tubs which is emptied them outside yeah solution found yeah

I think if you can ideally make yourself look like the Harkonnen leader as much as possible with the floating orbs behind him, that would be great. Or if there was maybe a suit you could wear that was like Mr. Blobby, that you fill it. Nice. You start slender. You're insulated by the liquid. Yeah, you start slender, then you fill it slowly, and it's a bit sealed, a complete seal, like you're wearing a dry suit. But the early vapes is just going to be a bit moist in certain areas before you get real flooded. But then you just blow into a tube. How long would it take to...

you know condense vape into a full water soup uh i don't know it's like well how much water is blowing up the airbed like that kind of vibe obviously that takes a lot of puff so if you just blow in one air you'd be fine i think and then it would dissipate through your clothes and that can sort it out so well like there are solutions i'm sure somebody's already invented them i can't imagine it is just water vapor going into the atmosphere because they're all flavored

and so a lot of nicotine as well yeah i think for me it's probably not going to be a pollution issue it's just going to be a what is the status quo are people okay with people exhaling vapes in because the thing is it doesn't smell like cigarettes it doesn't get your clothes like cigarettes nicotine is you're not breathing that in only a little bit arguably the general knowledge is like exhaled stuff is dramatically less in dosage like what if you suck it into your cheeks and then blow out the full dose

Yeah, you might. If you're a lightweight and that's what you do, maybe you're then making sure that somebody else sucks in your nicotine. Possibly. Are you a lightweight at home? Are you a lightweight? Are you really vaping or are you just pretending? I'm a sort of garbage. I just do it for the taste. I want the flavor in my mouth. I condense it in my mouth so that I get cancer in my mouth. Right. Although I don't know if that's the main issue, is it? That's tar. That's like cigarettes. Yeah, but nicotine. Yeah, but nicotine I don't think causes...

What's the question? I mean, this is again, pseudoscience. If you smoke and you don't inhale into your lungs, you just... If you smoke, then your mouth absorbs like crazy. Your mouth is one of the most absorbent parts of your body as well. Like, yeah, your mouth will absorb nicotine. Is vapors carcinogenic? Is nicotine the carcinogenic? No. I thought it was tar. Yeah. It's the other compounds in cigarettes that are carcinogenic. Nicotine hasn't been found to be carcinogenic. But for vapes, it could be...

random chemicals and the problem is like we this isn't probably the place to approach the argument from why not well because the air is already full of pollutants our bodies are already full of pollutants it's a social issue it's just about culture it's about whether people care whether people vape in bars and clubs personally i probably don't care

But I would like there to be a clear rule because then you get problems like this where it's like, come on mate, you've been asked a couple of times. I think of a bouncer, sees you smoking weed, sees you popping on a fucking vape and they go to you, yo, do you mind moving away from the premises to do that? There's nothing unreasonable to do and they're being very reasonable.

If you're inside doing these things and they ask you once, twice, it's just not very difficult to get along, is it? It's about getting along. Everyone else is doing it. Come on, Sean. So yeah, this is just a bit shit, I think. Anyway, Sean Bean getting in fights. Sean Bean had a fight. But I think what this shows as well is that even somebody with so much to lose is beholden to his fucking vape.

Yeah, well, I guess he probably just doesn't want people telling him what to do. Maybe he should buy his own pub. 100%. Then he can do what he wants. Yeah, yeah. Or, you know, he's probably got a really, really big house that he could have huge parties in. It's because he's working in Liverpool at the moment. That's why he was there. If you owned a pub, it's hypothetical. It's crazy. What weird rule would you instate in your pub? No Chris Trotts. What the hell? Why? So anyone with the name Chris Trott

They stay outside. Only at a state, you have to stay outside. That's a really crap rule. There'll be a beer garden. No umbrellas. So I can be in the beer garden. No umbrellas. No umbrellas. That's insane. I mean, that is a weird rule. Sure. Yeah, that is a weird rule. I'd ban farting. Yeah. Far outside. If I had a nightclub, I'd ban farting. Yeah. Because that is a bane. Because it's just, it's gross. No farting.

That's worse than vape. It really is. Yeah, it is. I'd rather smell the sweet strawberry smell of someone's funky-smelling vape versus a dirty little fart that came from some fucker in the ground. Yeah.

Who would do that? Who would drop a nuke in the middle of a dance floor? We've been through this many times about your father. Yes, I've learned from my own mistakes. And that was, we blame the strong boy for that? I mean, we don't know what you ate that time. Absolutely. But it was a lot of downing. I had the kebab after that, so. Nice. The kebab? You know, you have, when you go on a night out clubbing, you always have the kebab from the vendor on the way out. Oh, God, I love kebabs. But you hate a Gregg's? I hate a Gregg's.

You hate gregs but you love kebabs. I like good kebabs. I'm not going like just any old kebab. Problem is... How many good kebabs do you go to on a night out when you're fucking sloshed? Taka taka.

Yeah, that's so lucky here. Taka Taka opens till like 3, 4 a.m. And it's really decent. Where is it? In the middle of town. There's one next to Pymans, the next to, you know, the fake Caribbean food place. Next to Turtle Bay. But there's another one that's next to on the way to, do you know where the police station is? Yeah. You know the one that got fucked up by anarchists? Bristol Norge. Is it still a police station? Yeah. Yeah.

Bridewell Police Station is still the central police station for Bristol. I didn't think it was closed down. It was covered in... Just did a couple of windows in, set a few vans on fire. God, imagine working in it. It's windowless. What, Bridewell Police Station? Am I thinking of the right place? No. Obviously Tesco Extra. This is such a local conversation. Obviously Tesco Extra. Or Tesco... There's a Tesco... I'm thinking of the wrong place. Yeah. But...

Anyway, there's a taca-taca opposite Bridewell Police Station, which is next to PMT that's closed now. Next to the MPC car park. Not the MPC car park across the road from the MPC car park. PMT is now opposite the train station. I went there the other day to get mic stands. There was always a PMT there. I went there to get mic stands.

Awful place to try and get to. Yeah. Oh, let's try and stop. Just to try and park it. Yeah, it's awful. Sorry, this is Bristol problems. It really is. You guys went deep. And they didn't even have the stands that I wanted. They had shitty stands. Oh, kebabs. Yeah, yeah. Kebabs. Yeah. No, but I won't shop in Greg's because I think that having a discerning eye about quality stops just pointless consumerism. If everybody cared about quality, we wouldn't have shit things.

I was watching a thing about Timu last night as well. Oh, yeah. It's how they gamify their app. Have you seen how like... It's pronounced like a gambling app, yeah. Yeah, it's like a gambling app. Exactly, yeah. So they've mixed the... It's cheaper. Let's talk about this a bit more.

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Everyone loves it when I get on these issues. Basically, Club Card. I'm sure you've noticed that many supermarkets now pretty much force you to use their loyalty schemes. For any sort of viable good discount. So when Tesco was one of the first in the UK to start, again, I've watched a document. Speaking with knowledge here, I'm not bullshitting you. So Tesco were one of the first people in the UK to start a loyalty card scheme. And it was considered revolutionary and very clever.

Ultimately, they knew that they were competing against other people selling the same products in the same space, right? Morrison's, Safeway or whoever it was back then, Tesco, Sainsbury's, they all buy British and Irish food from the same farmers ultimately. So a lot of the time... Sorry, go on.

So a lot of the time they're locked into the same prices as each other. So they're like, how do we encourage people to shop at a Tesco and not a Sainsbury's? So the club card came around for that. It creates a loyalty thing. It gives you a reason to go back to that specific place. So that's what the points are about. That's what the vouchers are about. It's about targeting and bringing in.

They then advance that to a system where they can work out what you were buying. So they can then use that data to inform better stock decisions, making even more money because they're not overbuying the wrong products. So it's useful. It's clever. What's happened now, however, everyone does it. And now you need the card just to get the price that you should be getting anyway. They've hiked the prices and that says, but if you've got a club card, you can get this. You get your meal deal at your original price. But people are losing sight of this because they're now starting to gamify the app.

So there's another thing that came out about a month or two ago is all of these apps like Tesco, Club Card, Waitrose, Sainsbury's. They're starting to look at ways they can gamify spending. So they're like, oh, if you buy a few more of these this week, you'll unlock a 10% discount code. Or if you do this, if they do that, they're all trying to raise average order values. They're all trying to basically they're trying to get customers to a buy things they weren't going to buy in the first place.

and B, make them compete for the price they should be offering in a fair market, right? Like it's complete bollocks. And then you hear people interviewed about this stuff.

And they're like, oh, it's fun. Or it's like, oh, it's like... Really? It's like Clubcaster. Seriously, you will see. They will start... People will start to go like, oh, I've got to hit this. I've got to do this. Oh, I've got to make sure I do this. I've got... Like, they don't really... They need to play more games where they get a proper dopamine fix. And also, they're not really engaging their brain and going like...

what's happening on a wider picture here? Should I like this? Should I tell people it's good? You know, because once you hear an interview saying one person going like, oh, it's great, isn't it? That's the slippery slide. And this has happened in multiple spheres. Again, this is why I rally at things, rail at things like Greg's and stuff because,

It fucking happens slowly over time. Before you look at it, suddenly your entire country is Walmarts. Suddenly, like, your entire country is whoever has the most successful capability to target the customer, not who's providing the best service, the best products, or the best price. And we're all going to become beholden to monopolies that are really effective at targeting us through these things. It's like...

Yeah. And I know I speak from a privileged position where I can afford not to shop at these lowest costs, these big mass things. Yeah, you get stuck in a loop where you can't afford that. Yeah, but I love a steak bake. You know,

If I'm walking past and I really want a steak bake. The sausage roll is pretty good. I will say. I'm going to get a steak bake. I don't have a voucher card for Gregg's. Do they do one? Probably a loyalty thing. And I used to buy Gregg's all the time in college. You know, when I used to go to college, I used to get off my fucking thing. I had my EMA. There's a demographic for it. Yeah. For sure. But I think Gregg's has very much widened the demographic since we were in college. Yeah. We're quite savvy with it, aren't we? Well, you're right. There's three. You are correct. Yeah. But...

This is where independent shops, that sort of thing, individual support is a good thing. And you should support them where possible, like hamfilmsmerch.com. Wow, nice. It's sustainable, it's environmentally friendly. That's new though. That's something that's just been set up. Yeah, hamfilmsmerch.com is real. We don't have a loyalty card scheme. No, we don't. Because we just give them the price that it costs. Yeah. And we're not trying to lure you in and be like, oh, have you thought about buying a bob hat?

little bob hat a bobble hat I don't know what a bob hat is you mean bobble hat no bob hat is a new thing you haven't got it yet because it's so new and limited and to be clear I don't blame consumers that much

I think there is a small amount of responsibility. It's a high level of manipulation. People are going to automatically go to the cheaper places. Yeah. Well, not just that. There's... Consumerism is, like, the only luxury, the only salve we have a lot of the time for feeling good about ourselves. I know... Like, I certainly consume like crazy. You know, like, I love buying things. I love tech. I love expensive, rare, precious metal things. You know, probably the worst thing to consume. But, like...

It's one of the few ways that most people can feel empowered, like they're treating themselves, like the thing that they work for is worth something. I go through this grueling nine-to-five job. At least I have this at the end of it. That's my reward. I might as well spend 50 quid on 10 things from Timu than bother to save for a house because one is so much closer than the other. Have you ever bought anything from Timu or Wish? No. No.

No. Well, we probably have for like videos. I don't think we did. We never did. But like...

I wouldn't trust it to like, it doesn't take ages to deliver. And then like, obviously they did a little test and they said most of the products were kind of like faulty or wrong electrical inputs and stuff. Yeah. So they had all the things on Timu had like, they had electrical pliers and screwdrivers and things that have a specific rating printed on them. Completely falsified. Really? Yeah. But like, yeah, when you're buying something for like two quid, you're not, you know, got a question whether it's actually going to be a legit product.

Yeah, I just assumed those were kind of like fake marketplaces. I didn't realize people were actually shopping on them legitimately. Like fronts, like drops. Yeah, just a bunch of crap. Like when they do lightning sales on Amazon, I always, half the time, it's like...

Probably not going to be that great. If you imagine China, right, as a huge country, nothing like our own countries, nothing like the countries they target. China. Thank you. When you think about China, not all of China, but the manufacturing developed parts of China, they are not set up like Western European countries like we imagine them, right? There are huge manufactoriums, let's call them, huge manufacturing zones. And what Timu is, Timu is an app

are selling like an infrastructure and a front, a digital front end and financial back end as well that allows hundreds or thousands of all these different manufacturers all across China, you know, and that could just be a factory that has the capability to vacuum form things mixed with an investor who is buying all the raw materials and they've hired designers and they'll go to a Chinese factory and just go, right, I want to print a million rubber ducks. This is the design for the rubber duck. Here's the raw materials. You have the machines.

They print them like crazy. Then they stick them on Timu. Basically, it's direct from manufacturer, direct from Chinese manufacturer to the West. They create a supply chain. Yeah. So Timu helps. So Timu doesn't need to even make a supply chain. Timu just gives the ability to allow owners to put their things. It's like an eBay, but it's like a centralized eBay. And then Timu works on targeting customers. So they use this gamified platform.

sort of gambling app style approach to psychologically target people. Then you have the physical side of it, which is the production of a product, which is happening at the slowest possible margins with the worst possible safety. Also, China does not give a flying fuck whether your screwdrivers are safe or not.

If as long as they can charge somebody in England some money, the Chinese government, and then get some tax off of the seller who sold you that dangerous thing, they're happy because they've even got an extra layer of safety where it's not the Chinese government doing it. It's this shitty little retailer. So there's no consumer protections for you. There's no recourse to get the people selling that dangerous shit to stop, right? It's all just...

We're just fucked. It's just people polluting our economies with stuff. What's worse is like, because everything's so cheap when people buy something from it and it breaks, they just throw it away. And it goes in our landfill. And it goes in our landfill, our water supplies. How much are the rubber ducks? This is like just warfare. This is warfare by any other name. Pennies on the pants. Anyway, that's the end of my crazy rant. But honestly, like...

It's bad. We need governments to ban things like Timmy. We need governments to ban things like, like, I mean, and this is coming from me. The guy doesn't want, I want less regulation. I want like, you know, people free to do. We've, we've established. Like, yeah. Like we, we like safety is number one though. Like as in, yeah. If they're selling products that like, we'll just set your house on fire. Yeah. That's pretty fucked. Kill you. They'll kill you. They'll pollute you. They'll poison you. There were things being made for children that had traces of arsenic in them. Like it's. Jesus.

Yeah. Do you think the ratings and stuff are all kind of fake on here as well? Yeah, you can't trust anything. You cannot trust anything at all. I barely trust Amazon. Yeah, it's full of crap as well. I'm a bit of a boomer in that sense, I guess. There are some people who say they won't buy anything using their phone. They'd have to go to a desktop or a laptop to make sure they're separate. I'm not making any purchases on a phone. I can get a 50-pack, though, for six quid of rubber ducks. Oh, nice. Do you need some rubber ducks? There's loads of different variants. I could do with 50, actually. I want to fill the entire tub.

Oh, that's a lot of rubber ducks. Holy shit. That's a lot of rubber ducks. That's a lot of rubber ducks. Jesus Christ. Oh, it's a terrible thing you shouldn't buy. No, you don't need all those rubber ducks. I saw a story the other day about an Amazon tribe that were given the internet...

Oh yeah! Starlink devices from Elon Musk. And basically it says a remote Amazon tribe finally connects to the internet only to wind up getting hooked on porn and social media. Which apparently they had electricity and stuff like and gadgets and stuff before but they didn't have access to good internet. And so now they've been torn apart by social media and pornography addiction. Brazil's 2,000 member Marubo tribe has been left bitterly divided. That's a...

Big tribe. Yeah, yeah. By the arrival of Tesla founders, Starlink serviced nine months ago, which connected the remote brain process community along the Itui River, if I'm saying that correctly. Isn't pornography just one of the most fascinating cultural things for humanity? Well, it's just a load of fucking things you wouldn't normally see. Yeah, so imagine for them, yeah, typically they'd be like, this is really, they're tribal. I'm obviously not trying to demean them, but imagine moving through a bush. Imagine peeking through a bush at two people fucking. Right.

Right. That's as close to porn as people without the internet can probably get, right? Where you're like, you stumble across it. Yeah, am I right? I think they've probably seen some more raw shit than you see online. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And animals. There's

No laws. No, no. And also no porn outlet either. You know, like, you know, the stuff they're doing. Not forest porn. Not forest porn. But I mean, like, it is like just fascinating because I mean, it kind of makes sense. Like, you know, like you, like,

like everyone's horny brains. Like they're the horny element of the brain, the human brain, you know, the thing that drives procreation, the thing that drives attraction, social integration and working together, you know, like value, power. There's so many things that like the appearance like demonstrates. And yeah, they've just...

got this sort of incredibly powerful force. - Poisoned. - Yeah. - The minds have instantly been given a brain rot. - Yeah. - Which we've all had access to for a very long time. - And we got over it. We're all just depressed. - We're all just, yeah. They just fast track there 'cause they just like, wait, what, we've gotta catch up.

Well, they're seeing all the extremes that we it's been slowly kind of like going up for us over time They've just given the whole lot in one go. Yeah being studied at all like probably not as much as it needs to be No, there we go. So rapid amount of like the escalation from these guys not having access to this and then suddenly I access to it is an interesting like so yes how quickly it took hold and

and how much it's thus affecting people that already have access to it, how much it's affecting them passively. I'm sure someone's doing some kind of study on these things somewhere.

But anyway, this tribe apparently frown upon kissing in public. Oh my god, they're prudes as well. Alfredo Marubo, they all use Marubo as their last name, said he's anxious at the arrival of the service which delivers superfast internet to far-flung corners of the planet and has been billed as a game changer by Musk. Could upend standards of decorum.

which I guess it would do. And also, it's not just, I suppose, it's not just porn. You get access to violence and all sorts. I mean, just going on Twitter, X now, they've recently just said it's a full free-for-all for porn. It's absolutely fine. Oh, I might go back. You know, I'm pretty sure it was fine anyway. It was already on there. I don't know. I only found that through articles. What?

staunch libertarian but also there's also just like horrible so much more like gory videos on twitter that i've ever seen before since he almost took over like and i don't know whether why that's coming up but people getting shot and like fucking violent crimes and street racers like running people over and it's like what the fuck is going on why is this all being shown and obviously imagine seeing that with fresh eyes all of this crazy shit in the western world you were just

be happy that your tribe's not there I feel almost we're lucky to be millennials that kind of grew up the internet in its infancy and got more and more crazy but

but it has we still worry about the escalation and acceleration of technology in the western world let alone being bombarded by it in an instant but I suppose there's also you can learn things I mean we've learned not to put jars up our ass at least if we do put jars up our ass we know which way to do it we've seen one consequence and use like something that isn't instantly breakable yeah exactly I think like maybe like a rubber or something yeah exactly I mean yeah start small yeah

I mean, we don't know if that guy did start small and moved his way up to jars. Yeah, he just got lucky. Is a jam jar the first thing you try? I don't know. Maybe we just saw the one where the bridge broke. You know, the one that one time. But this is it. Those are the ones that go viral. Yeah. Millions of cars have driven across that bridge. You're not going to see the boring ones, no.

So yeah, so in a way we've learned some horrible things and it's probably made us more sheltered as well. Sorry, I keep hitting it. I don't know how. Sorry, you can leave it there for now. I just need to stop hitting it. So I think this is interesting for a different reason as well. So adding internet, like you're saying, it's not just about porn, it's about knowledge. Knowledge is power. The internet, well, I mean, it certainly has been that way historically. The internet is in a way the great leveler.

And I don't think Elon Musk is a globalist. So a big crux of this, right? And this is really relevant here as well. It's about modernizing things. It's about preserving the past and the lessons that the past can teach you, whilst also trying to make everybody as...

like modern let's say as possible and to me modern means like egalitarian like you know people are the same um they all have access to the same opportunities they have access to health care learning you know all those things to try and give us all every human being every little body the same potential neglecting dogs again i see yeah of course um

give everyone the same potential right so in a way this is good but the downside with globalism I'm a globalist I think that globalism globalism I don't know I couldn't give you a perfect sentence for it but essentially it's the idea that we're not all individual nation-state dealing with their own problems we need to come together as a like a global government let's say to solve

Problems together. You want to Star Trek it? The idea that we are a globe and not individual nations, ultimately. And really, I think that one day we will get past the idea of like the United Kingdom is its own thing. I think we all need to be part of a large... Because climate change isn't a United Kingdom problem. Climate change is a world problem. Anyway, the downside of globalism and something that... I imagine someone like Elon Musk is actually usually against globalism. A lot of the right-wingers are against it. But the idea is that like...

By becoming more globalist, we do erase individual identity a bit. Because if everyone's expected to act the same way, adhere to the same laws, do the same things, then it does create quite a same experience. And that's where cultures and things like this may dissolve. It's always going to be the same. Pretty much. At the same time, I... You're like, holy shit, this is a better McDonald's.

- Wow. - Well, yeah. - But the Whoppers are the same. - Well, yeah, maybe. I mean, it's great to have differences and there still will be differences. Obviously like supply chains create differences. Like, you know, what you've got nearby changes the things your country sells. There are elements to it, but like, yeah, ultimately one day I think we inevitably will become globalists because yes, supply chains currently dictate what's nearby, you know, like nations are built on the different things they trade and they're good at making and good at growing.

But when we eventually get to the point of replicators, the ability to turn matter into anything else, which I think... Sorry, what? You know, the idea of, like, rearranging matter. So again, going back to Star Trek. You know, when we get replicators. Like, the idea of... I mean, because it's... You know, we've been able to turn lead into gold for the last 20 years. What? Yeah, there was a place that turned lead into gold. They fire...

some sort of energy beam. - The mega beam. - Lead. It's the idea that obviously like structure, the atomic structure of things is what dictates what they are, right? When they have different atoms and things connected in a certain structure that creates a compound. So if you can knock off bits of that structure, you can change what the material is. And there was an experiment, yeah, at least 20 years ago, I remember seeing when we were in secondary school that turned lead into gold. Extremely energy intensive, takes ages, tiny yield, but it's possible.

And so one day... We make diamonds now? Yeah, exactly. We grow diamonds. More and more things are being grown and made. What? And so really it's about energy. It's always about energy. Like every technological advancement, it always requires more energy. And those who advance fastest and most are the ones with the most abundant energy. That's what I was learning about the Ottoman Empire. What do you like about the Ottoman Empire? They were, for a while, the most...

advanced empire until the Industrial Revolution, basically. And then technology ran ahead of them. But there was a period of time, like you say, knowledge is power and...

The Industrial Revolution essentially fucked them. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, this is why this is interesting. This is like an interesting case study is that what do you think? Do you think they should have had the internet or not had the internet? Well, originally it says here that it was a positive thing because they were using it to contact authorities for emergencies, like snake bites and stuff. So it has saved lives. But then obviously, like the internet here,

There's good things and there's a lot of bad things too. So, you know, I'm sure they're now just discovering those bad things. So obviously in that photo, you can't see the nipples. Right. So it's legal on Twitch. I think they've changed that rule. But do you think that these people are going to start getting body confidence issues? Do you think they're going to change the way they dress? I think it might take some time.

Might take some time for them to... I mean, obviously, that's a generational thing, I imagine. Yeah, my nan's always walking around. Isn't that the argument? I don't give a shit. Stop staring at my nipples. That's the argument that... But, man, you shouldn't have them out. Against globalisation, right? Being a globalist is the homogenisation of culture and stuff like that. It's a downside because I really appreciate history, the difference to cultures when you travel and try new foods and things. But, like, honestly...

we homogenize right yeah but each physical geographic location gets a certain colored theme rice and potatoes have you seen equilibrium yeah I mean they're all wearing either white or black simple but be nice if I'm the games hunger games again these are all really great societies as well yeah

all i'm saying is there's not enough color and equilibrium yeah uk for example could be a nice bold red because we're isolated on an island it's geographic and then the rest of europe because it is one big mass they have to be one color unfortunately they'd be very fair yeah and then all those little archipelago's yeah archipelago's yeah i think an archipelago yeah it's a collection of islands yeah yeah

What about them? If they're not connected, they get their own color is what I'm saying. Oh, they get their own. The Solomon Islands are going to be very happy until they are consumed by water in the next 10, 20 years.

So New Zealand and Australia, I think, has been running a program for at least the last 10, 20 years where they offer visas to Solomon Islanders. So the Solomon Islands are the ones off of Fiji and places like that. I think that's a Solomon Island. They're off of New Zealand. But because they're being most likely to get absorbed by... They're already seeing land loss due to the sea rise. They've been slowly shipping people off the islands. Yeah.

and they're essentially becoming Kiwis and Aussies instead of the islanders. There's natural homogenization. Big problems on the horizon, quite literally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, interesting. In like several million years, we're going to be a Pangea again, so...

Yeah, a million. Several million years. Oh, we're going to break apart? No, no, no. Pangaea. We'll just all combine again. We're drifting back together again. Smush back together and then break apart again. So we might have a choice. We're going to have to share a big landmass together again. Yeah. That doesn't stop Russia, does it? Humans live that long, sorry? It doesn't stop Russia. Doing what? Invading, attacking. The Pangaea? No. It doesn't create peace is what I'm saying. It makes it easier. It does make it easier. Yeah, you have to get boats or...

flights you just drive drive over we're smushing back into America again we're smushing back in are we we're drifting back into America it's going to be really problematic to try and have to deal with the Americans again that isn't our problem though not yet which I think is we'll die first we might live we might live

We might be the first. The millennials might be the first. You know what? I think we're going to be the last ones to die. Yeah. I'm getting that feeling. I'm getting that feeling. I always feel sad for our parents. Look, AI is taking over. Everyone's going to get AI brained where their brains get stored in AI and they get to live inside a game. I don't think we deserve to live forever anyway. Not with all the microplastics in my balls.

There are lots. We've been through that in the last one. Why can't they just make machines to get rid of the microplastics? They seem really important. Yeah, why don't they just get one of those machines that they do scans in your head, the MRI scanner. But instead of pulling metal out, it pulls plastic. I don't think that's what MRIs do, though. They're not designed to pull plastic. I saw an article. I don't have it on me. There was an article of someone who put a battery-powered butt plug, did an MRI, and it just went up into their lungs.

I don't know if that's a true story, but it's hilarious. I think I saw that image as well. Do you see the image as well? Yeah, yeah. And I don't know if that's true, but that's like you self-torpedoed. Why would you go in with anything that's not just... Apparently that was a fake. Of course, yeah. But that would be what would happen. I imagine it would go outwards. Well...

Have you seen an MRI? Would it pop out of your ass and straight into the side of the MRI? Have you seen what's inside an MRI? It's a giant magnet, isn't it? No, it's like a massive, massive computer. Iron man. No, it's not coils and stuff. I mean, it's magnets. Yeah, giant magnets. Huge magnets, but also like circuitry and stuff spinning around you at super fast speed. So I guess the magnetic field is all around you. Yeah, because there's somebody, I think there's somebody left like a metal chair or something like some sort of metal device in the room and then just smacked onto the side and broke it.

Because it literally just is a giant magnet. I think if you had a dildo in you and you found the perfect fulcrum point in your ass, like the point where it's perfectly in the centre of your body, it would just nicely spin inside you. So it's rotating based on... I think that would be a good feel. If you find the perfect point between the two poles. I mean, I think they have dildos that spin. Just get one of those. Don't risk your life in an MRI scanner trying to test something. I need to test something.

I know you got, yeah. You've got to trickle in the doctors. Jumps the queue and they're just like, no, we're actually testing on people with devastating illnesses. Quick, out here, get it right in the middle. Although I would like a regular MRI scan. Just to, yeah. You can pay about a thousand pounds for a full body thing. There's a few videos out there for it. Should we just buy one? I know there are a few million.

If we take out enough loans between us, we could probably buy one and just... Are they also the ones that require helium? Do like a pay per try. Sorry? Is it MRIs that require helium as well? I don't know. And that's why they're like, stop putting helium in balloons because we need it for like health stuff? Maybe. It's becoming more expensive. But yeah, that would be quite interesting. I just want to see what's going on in there, you know? Because only when it's too late when you're like, oh shit, probably need to get checked for something. I haven't been regularly checking. Because once, you know, once it's too late, it's too late.

That butt plug will just get right in there. It's like, oh God, it's gone too far. If you can't feel it anymore by reaching your fingers in, then you should probably see a doctor. That's too far in, I think. It's haunted by that ginger root story.

rotted inside someone oh god that's gross look at the ginger root they just lost i mean it just goes up there and what just starts traveling up there the muscles start bringing it up reverse peristalsis and then it just starts what rotting inside someone yeah your um your rectal passage is actually the complete inverse of your esophagus yeah and it squeezes upwards instead of like a sandworm it's just pulling things into it it's such a shame that like

we were designed that way. Yeah. It's a real flaw. It's a huge flaw. I guess just keeping the poo in until you're ready. That's not actually true what you said. No, no, I think it's 100% true. And then if you don't push it out, it's just going to go back up again. And then you vomit it. You have some muscular control over it, definitely, yeah.

But there's not... Peristalsis is like the subconscious process of the esophagus squeezing in... So if you've ever seen a cartoon where they swallow food and the perfect circle goes all the way down. Tell me what happened to the ginger root. It got stuck up there. It got rotten. And then why did it just go... Well, I guess they were pooing past it. Because I feel like they would have been like, well, I need to sort this out soon. Pooing shapes. Rather than wait until it... Because they last quite a while before they start rotting. I'll point that out. I know, obviously, maybe in a moist, warm scenario, it rots faster. But...

How long have they left it? They've left it up there. It's not like putting it in a fridge, Ross, is it? No, not at all. Or a freezer. I imagine the first signs were weird. Oh, hang on. My poop's like a negative shape of a ginger root. Like a Play-Doh. That is surprising. Just a Play-Doh cut-out shape. That looks just like that ginger root, but like the cut-out of it that I had the other day. God, that's unusual. That's weird. What are the odds? It's like the double slot experiment when they're like just...

What the fuck? It's everywhere. Never noticed that. You've got a quantum rectum. We do talk about poo a lot on these podcasts. Do you think that's... Toilet humour, isn't it? It's toilet humour. It's like pornography. It's prolific. It's everywhere. It's in our brains. We all have to do it. And it's endlessly fascinating. We do all have to do it.

Do you think if you had the opportunity to not poo ever again, would you take it? Yes, definitely. I know, I enjoy it too much. But you just feel a little bit nauseous all the time? No, then. Okay, no then, okay. So that's a caveat. I gave you a caveat, a scenario. He always had the caveat after he's agreed to it. Yeah, because he, well, that's how the devil works, you know? Oh, I'd love to not poo ever again. And it's like, oh, but that food's not tasty anymore. Oh. Oh.

Do you want to be the best violin player ever, but you can never put the violin down? It's like, oh fuck, it's stuck to me. Everything you do is involving a violin. Oh, I can't hold this knife and fork. I can't hold this child because I've got a violin and a bow in my hand. Would you want perfect vision, like better than the average human? More like an eagle, but your eyes are always locked to the centre of the planet. What?

What the fuck? Perfect vision to what point? You're constantly having yourself around. I don't consider that perfect vision of anything. You're locked in a specific, you're not enjoying that vision. You could put things in between you and the center of the planet. Apple.

Yeah, of course. And you'd have to put everything... Are you always looking down? You'd have to have everything between you and the centre of the planet to look at it. You could. You could do that. Sorry, if we're going to have a conversation, I need to be stood at 273 degrees northeast. Or we're going to need an array of mirrors. You're going to put that screen on the floor.

I'm looking down. Can I have my mirror array? Yeah. Have you ever seen it in a car or on a boat where they have those like compasses that are like got a dome on them, right? So that you can tell a 360 degree of angle. Isn't it mainly for four by fours when you're like driving sideways? You would have to have that like a belt buckle.

buckle so you got a belt buckle you look down you're like hold on what is my gyro yeah what's my relationship to the gyroscopic compass yeah but it gives you your angle on the earth but is that a cursed situation so like if somebody tips you backwards do your eyes roll completely back into the back of your head yeah yeah they go all the way around fuck that then

So you're saying no. All right. All right. I think other people might make a different decision. It's your choice. Sure. Lock eyes. What do you get like with the eyes? You get like heat vision, like super telescopic vision. You can see through the ground as well. That's amazing. Like a LIDAR. Like a LIDAR. LIDAR can't see through the ground. It can't.

It can. Lidar. Through ground. It's using light. I don't think it goes through materials. You have to use it more powerful, no? No. I refuse to accept Lidar can see through the ground. It's light-based. If you told me like... He said it now. If you told me sound, then yes. I'd make my peace. If you use the sound, sure. They just up the power of Lidar. And that's it. And it goes straight through the ground. How does it work? I don't know. I didn't make it. You're just telling me something that I refuse. Do you want lock eyes or not? I just want to know that. Are you saying yes or no to lock eyes?

- Oh, ground penetrating radar. We got that as an option. - I'm sticking with it. - You wanna take it, you're gonna stick with it. You're like Tesla's car designers. They're just like, "Yeah, should we not maybe also include radar?" Nah, cameras, they're good. Sometimes the cameras get rain on them. - Stick with it. - Yeah, sometimes the cameras do get rain on them. - Yeah, they fail a lot, apparently. - Well, they took away radar. - It catches the wrong lines. - So every single car manufacturer. - Is it cheaper? - Yeah. - It's just because it's cheaper. - So every single car manufacturer. - But surely the safety is so much more important.

they people would pay extra to have flyer they took it out you get extras for anything these radar not with the teslas so their design philosophy is you get the top spec as they're every time yeah not if it's not safe they're not crashing all the time yeah but yeah no the idea was that they wanted to train the cameras instead so they just took radar out to make it cheaper and they're like the cameras get better don't worry about it but the cameras can regularly be obscured by rain

Which they haven't answered. Or if just like the roads in Bristol, like road lines, markings are all over the place. Like, yeah, potholes everywhere. Yeah.

I mean, you can't use self-driving in towns and cities anyway. Nobody will. It's just not useful. Yeah. Like any car. Because loads of other brands have most of what Tesla does now, like lane assist, keeping yourself forward and backwards in the right place, accelerating, slowing down. That's the best thing about self-driving is motorway. And every car has that now. I think LiDAR can't penetrate the ground. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's weird. That is odd considering... What does LiDAR stand for? Yeah.

Is the lie... Is the lies in Chris Trott's words. Yeah. Detecting. You're not actually reading, are you? No.

I can tell because you're looking at me and you've skipped the I in LIDAR. Light. It's a short term. What does it stand for? I imagine it is something. I don't know either. I thought you'd Googled it, so I'd like to find out. I knew it involved light. I just asked Google if LIDAR satellite that measures the ground. And it does. What does LIDAR mean? So it can get terraforming and topology. Of course, yeah, but not penetrate the ground. Yeah, well, it can with small vegetation. I know that's what LIDAR does. It's just light detection and ranging. Right.

A remote sensing method that uses light in the form of a laser. What about light penetration? Light penetration. I can't do that. Well, I mean, if that exists, the lava underneath the ground would make the ground all orange, wouldn't it? That's true. Speed cameras are starting to use LiDAR as well, apparently. Fuckers. Which is...

very frustrating you get i've really been enjoying the period in england where none of the speed cameras have been maintained for the last decade so no they're just like we can actually see everything inside the cabin too yeah oh wow and we can tell you i mean obviously yeah don't use your fucking phone when you're driving it's a complete distraction there was an interesting video of it where um i think they're doing a simulation of how much you can see when you're focusing on your phone and it's basically just a black screen and you're not blank at all and

Any little movement... It happens a lot. Yeah. You're probably going to fuck up. The other thing is all these new modern cars have really nice big fancy screens. Yeah, yeah. And you have to touch the screens to change... Meaning those are kind of distracting too. That is the one downside of like new electric cars and stuff. Particularly Teslas. New cars in general. It's just like not having a physical button to like change... You can't just...

feel for it yeah you just say it you can't say it you can't say it set the cabin to 20 degrees I just hate talking to technology the only technology I've had fun talking to was chat gbt because it actually hears everything you're saying actually responds properly and actually knows oh you've got that little app thing you need to stop feeding that I didn't know you could get that yeah I thought it was a developer thing yeah you can use it now you can ask it funky questions and it responds it understands everything what's the most lewd thing you asked for

I don't think I've seen lewd things. Nothing lewd. It's normally just like what recipe or all the stuff we use it for. How do you know to trust it though? Have you put glue in your pizza yet? I haven't put glue in my pizza yet. This is referring to AI famously. I haven't used much of it but when I did use it, it recognised every word. And it's like, I haven't really had that with like Alexa or Siri. I was speaking Portuguese. Wow. Obrigado. Which, you know, it's crazy because I don't even understand it.

So, yeah, you're just assuming that it's really accurate. It's just Spanish, but slightly with a different accent, isn't it? Yeah, sure. I think it's as simplified as that. I think the longer we go on, the more unhinged and incorrect our information. Yeah, misinformation podcast, really, isn't it? Let's check in with Craig real quick. Craig, how are you doing? How are you doing, Craig? Is Craig safe? I'm doing okay. Just make sure he's on his toes there. What's the time at? The time?

is at 49 minutes. Oh, 49 minutes. That's quite a good time, isn't it? That's a really good time. That's good. Thank you, Craig. Anything you wanted to cover quickly that you prepared? Not necessarily. There was just a couple of thief stories. Sean Bean won't stop vaping. Sean Bean won't stop vaping. The tribalists are all addicted to porn. Yeah.

What was the last thing we were talking about there? LIDAR and Trump's understanding of it. We kind of started talking about LIDAR. There was someone who lit up a bong in the Sphere in Vegas. Fish fan. He's now permanently banned from Sphere. Yeah. But that's not really a... Fair enough. That's just stupid to do that. Yeah, it is. Why would you ever think to...

There was a guy who stole 3,000 boxes of Lego. Holy shit, that stuff's like gold. I know. 71-year-old. But he clearly wiped the stocks of some shop. That's a lot of stock. He's got loads of R2-D2s there. That looks like a Lego store storeroom. I mean, they know what they're doing. Is he selling them on the back market? I reckon they'll just keep them. Idea for a film. 71-year-old man

knows he's old, he's about to die. So he goes on a spree of stealing, stealable things, which is quite under the... So it's like up with Lego. Yeah, and so up. So he's filled his house with collectible Lego sets. He's gone for Star Wars here, which again will have a very long appeal. Everyone likes Lego. And all these sets, you know, we know what this is. Like you go on Antiques Roadshow in 30 years time, he leaves a whole room of collectible Lego sets to his family. 30 years time, they've got an untraceable gold mine of Lego shit.

Can I put a little plot twist in there? I don't want to spoil this movie that's eventually going to get made.

But the 70 year old is leaving it for their family. But it turns out he's leaving it for himself because he's managed to reincarnate. Holy shit. That would be a curve ball and really take away from the focus of life. But that would be more interesting. I think. Yeah. What if. And then what we could do is the reason he gets found out is because they use ground penetrating LIDAR. Oh shit. That's where he found out. We check his sarcophagus and in it, he's not in it.

I'm like, he's not in it. Because of our... This lidar penetrates over 10 feet. You told us it would penetrate. It didn't. It didn't penetrate. You got away with it. Yeah. So that's our movie idea. Please don't steal it. Thank you. Yeah. But I hope you've enjoyed our new setup in the Hatchet. Yeah, it's a different thing. If you want to check it out, check it out on YouTube to see what it looks like. And it's going to be improved over time as Craig's Unreal Engine skills develop.

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Have a look, have a browse, enjoy yourself. Use HatFilmsDad right now. HatFilmsDad. For 10% off. Valid only until like probably like two weeks from the publishing of this podcast. Yeah. Is Craig our dad? Mid-June. He's our HatFilmsDad? He's younger than us. He's actually the only dad here. He's the only dad. Wow. As far as we know. I would say he is HatFilmsDad. Yeah. Unless you want to be a dad? You want to be a daddy? In what form?

Any form you want to take? Like a kink daddy. Yeah. I want that currently more than the other option. Don't know the tribes now. They might like that. They need a leader. They need a white savior. We need kink daddy. And I come in and I'm like, don't worry, guys. I've literally seen it all. This is all vanilla to me. I'm desensitized. This is so tame. None of this affects me. What is this? You guys should have started as stills. Yeah.

Let's just say I may be a missionary, but I don't recommend it. Yeah. Boring. Boring. Anyway, thanks for listening to the Hatchette podcast. We'll see you next time. And again, thanks Hayden, right? Big up to Hayden for the finger. It's a really good finger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Full length version coming at the end. Right now, in fact. Right now, in fact. Thank you very much. See you all soon. Goodbye. Bye. Bye.

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