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Hello and welcome to the Hat Chat Podcast, episode number... 170. That's right. He doesn't have the docket. I did say that. 170. I am one of the three youthful hosts here today. I am Chris Trott. Who are you? Hi, Chris Trott. I am also a youthful host. You can't say that with a straight face. Or a grey head. So, I'm Ross. Okay, and I'm Alex Smith.

And I am here to tell you two that it's Thursday, the 11th of July. And what does that mean? 24. 2024. Yeah. We are sitting here in Bristol. Go on. In England. You're really dating. It's a sunny but windy day. What address? Sorry, he's telling a story. He's telling a really detailed story here. Okay. Slightly windy, quite nice. And on this day...

This day, right now, we are now sitting in a changed country. Oh, I see. Right, okay. It's politics. It's not always politics. Sometimes politics. It is change. It's because of politics, isn't it? Might be because of politics. The air smells a bit cleaner. I think it's because of change. Yeah, what's changed, Alex? Is the...

Algae gone from the seas? Has the pollution dropped from the air? Has life sprung back into nature? You know why it's windy outside? Because now there's onshore wind farms that have been legalised. And Bristol, as we know, is a port town. Yeah, now they've just immediately erected thousands and thousands of wind farms. Ugly, disgusting wind farms that kill the birds. LAUGHTER

They've all been erected. Now we have to use this stupid energy that comes from them. All this extra energy. Yeah. So what change? Well, the UK now has a Labour government. Um,

A really big one. So the Conservative Party, who have been the ruling party for the last 14 years in the UK, no longer really have much of a say at all. They're a tiny, tiny portion of Parliament now. Well, I saw someone at MS Paint, the House of Commons, with red, blue and green and other...

It's a lot of red, obviously, but there is still a... Well, there's 131 seats, I think, still. The blue team has, whilst the red team, Labour, has about 400 or so. Yeah, then you've got some of the Green Party, which Bristol is now a Green, one of the three elected, Bristol Central elected. I don't know, what ward are you in out here? Do you know? Out here? Yeah, in the warehouse where I live. Yeah. This is not green.

Okay. So who's around here? I don't know his name. Ian? You can make up one like Thangam did.

what just make up a name does she make up a name now what thank him never now this just sounds like a crazy name yeah thank him's gone now so how'd you guys vote reform reform reform reform all round yeah yeah because um i want well i heard a whisperer down a pub somebody mentioned reform and everyone else started cheering yeah i don't know if the football was all at the time but yeah everyone was cheering for reform and it's got a worrying amount of votes um

from someone quite liberal. I wouldn't worry too much. I honestly don't. I'm not too... I think that it's a protest vote. I think everyone's surprised at quite how many votes they got. Luckily...

keeps out people like that yes it does did keep out some of the greens um which uh you know is probably not a good thing because they probably have some positive change that they can make i think they do um but it did also keep out a lot of the reformers nuts case and why i i while i am in favor of proportionate representation over first past the post um

In this instance. In this instance, it worked out well for us. It wouldn't have been good. It really did. I think, honestly, I think the reform vote was like a reflexive, angry protest vote by a lot of people who wouldn't vote Labour, wouldn't vote Lib Dem, and they just wanted to tell the Conservatives, fuck you. And that's where a lot of that's come from. Obviously, there's also just the ignorance vote, the propaganda vote, which is a big one, I think. And, like, you know, people like... Can't be in face.

- No, Calvin M. Face has actually got some of the most progressive, if you look at the policies, their policies are really good. - Is he an independent? - Yeah. - Yeah.

Yeah, there's other things behind that. But basically... Imagine Count Beanface in Parliament, though. Would you think he'd keep the question all the time? Yeah, of course. What about the Beansface guy? He's a symbol. There's a guy who has had beans on his face. Yeah. What's his deal? What does he do? Yeah. Beans guy. What does he stand up for? I'm not sure. I haven't checked his policy. Beans for every home. Beans for every home. There probably is beans in most homes in the UK, honestly. I've got a tin of beans ready to go. Just in case. The other thing that happened...

So obviously we kind of knew that the UK was going Labour. We've known now probably for at least six months. The UK's pretty done with Tories now, yeah. Yeah. But what else happened was the French managed to keep the bloody fascists out. I know. I saw so many reaction videos of like the far right people with their champagne glasses ready to win. Yeah. And they're like, what? Yeah. Radical left actually won. Yeah. Crazy. Isn't that because they...

Did they partner up? Massive coalitions, yeah. They pretty much just the rest of parliament went, yo, if we don't agree to some sort of power sharing or coalition style system. We'll all be on our knees sucking off Putin in no time. Pretty much.

Pretty much. Nobody wants to be in that situation. Because fucking Marianne Laputin... Speak for yourself. One of the things she started talking about... Marianne Laputin. Marianne Laputin. Marianne Le Pen. One of the first things they said about a day before all of that stuff happened in France was they were like, they're going to remove all funding for Ukraine. They're going to do all of this stuff. Basically, they're going to get... And France has contributed a lot to Ukraine's defense. And that is just so...

like obviously a pro Putin move that like to do something like that. So it was just like, and then obviously the, not the net, the really big one on everybody's mind is going to be the American election. If we can get through that, Jesus Christ, if Joe Biden can live that long, um,

If we can get through that, then we only have to solve climate change, which, you know... That's kind of a slow burn, that one. Yeah, well, actually, in reality, we then need to obviously solve the Russia issue. We need to work out what the hell's going to happen. I mean, I don't need to go through the laundry list of crazy things going on in the world right now, but I'm trying to focus on the good things. The fact that, you know, people are making...

and taking action against repeating history. And that's pretty awesome, I think. So, yay. For now, let's just take a breather. It's okay. Rishi Sumak's out. He's done. He's on the streets. Bless him. He's on the streets. We should all be making a GoFundMe for...

I think we should raise a go for me. Bless him. Help keep his family going to private schools. What are they going to do? He's going to go back to his local constituents. I never understand people. Just relax. Just relax. Go somewhere else. Enjoy the bill. Well, he actually kept his seat, right? Yeah. So he has to work still. Because he has to represent his people of North Yorkshire, you know, where he was absolutely not born and raised. He smacks me as a guy that was raised in Surrey, not North Yorkshire. He didn't have sky. Not North Yorkshire, no.

I think he dropped into that. He didn't have Sky growing up, yeah. He didn't have Sky because it didn't exist when he was growing up. Yeah.

Well, yeah. I mean, we just have to worry about him now. Nope. For a bit. He just gets to disappear and not be punished for all of the terrible things he did to our country. Much like Liz Truss, much like Priti Patel, much like Sulebravam, and much like Kwasi Kwarteng. All these people just get on... They all turn up on Have I Got News For You Now? And they politely rib them. And you try not to think about the fact that in like two weeks, Liz Truss and Kwasi Kwarteng and, you know, their cabinet lost...

More money than we'll ever pay in our entire lives in tax. You know that tax bill that you pay every year? That money you see leave your pocket? That big chunk of change that could make a huge difference to your life? Well, they spat it right up the wall and you're never ever going to see it again. And you could work and pay tax your entire life and you're still not going to fill that hole. Why do those people not get a fucking come off? I thought we got free flights to Rwanda. Well, you could have. But they've stopped those now, which is fucking bullshit. Keir Starmer stopped it. Like...

- Oh, instantly stopped. - I thought I'd, I don't know, I've never been there. I thought it might be quite nice. - Yeah. Well, no. - I thought that's why it's so expensive because we all get to go. - I wanted to see the gorillas. - Oh, for God's sake. - You know what the problem was? It was the fucking, the worst, like the worst thing, the worst act for me is none other than the Human Rights Act. And that was what was holding us all back. - And they were like, let's just stop doing that. - Let's just stop it. - Who needs human rights? - Because that sounds terrible.

Let's invoke the human wrongs. Yeah, the human wrongs act. The human wrongs act. Less rights, more gorillas. That's what I say.

So what else has been going on at the moment? There's a guy breaking up some concrete next door. So we are in an industrial park. Just as we started as well. It's like they're waiting. We're here for an hour beforehand planning and stuff. And then now they're drilling. So if you can hear that, that is what that is. It's not one of us coughing or rubbing the microphone in a weird way. There it is then. Anyway, do you think you could manufacture a way where you become the next Hawk Tour girl? Hawk Tour? Yeah.

- Oh, I only saw that the other day. - Yeah, I love it. - But hilarious for how long? She's making a career out of this. - Oh no. - Yeah. - I hate this world. - But for how long? Like surely like that's like a five minute. - From her perspective, fair play, fuck it. Earn that bag. The fact that it's become a thing and is constantly being a thing, it's just a bit like, I thought memes were supposed to die after a day. - That meme died really quickly, I thought. Like what's that, what, really?

It was funny. Also, I would have put, I would have spelled it H-O-C-K, not hawk like a bird. Hawk tour. Hawk. Hawk tour. She does do that though, doesn't she? How does she do it? Yeah.

I don't know. I think that you should maybe be like, it was a bit like the Fenton thing, right? They never made any real money out of that. Fenton didn't make a social media empire out of that. You can't get monetized that quickly. Now, I mean, she's still probably not going to get monetized that quickly. The thing is, right, like a lot of the platforms are catapulting people to stardom or like famedom or whatever you want to call it. Quick internet fame. They won't make any money out of it in that amount of time because like... Unless you get immediate sponsorship. Yeah, but like how the fuck...

I don't know, maybe some sex toy company. Yeah, yeah, I mean, we could, yeah. Some sex toy company, maybe all like... Well, no, because she did an interview where she then said she didn't want to be known as the hog to a girl. In an interview? In an interview.

In an interview. The irony. Well, the only reason you're here is because you're saying that one thing in a dumb interview when you were pissed at your head. Fuck, I've been smacking the shit out of this table, I just realised. Someone's saying she got paid 30k to appear at a club. That's fucked up. I mean, fair enough. It's fucking crazy that the internet is that powerful to just be like, hey, she said something funny on a camera once and then that's it. Is the club really going to make 30k back?

for that person's presents? People are killing around the door. They must be charging a lot more to get in. I don't know. As soon as you limit, we've had loads of experiences. Someone said she's got a million followers already. That's beating us. I mean, she could only fans. Again, she's got like six months unless she's good at only fans and then she starts what's called I think the only fans staircase. Not low quality only fans. High quality only fans.

What do you mean? What, just bikini shots? No, I mean like basically. What are you talking? Back shots? Come on. Be descriptive. My theory is I don't have the data to prove this.

I will preface it with this. You don't have the day. I don't have the day or any knowledge beyond seeing the mean ones. But I've had conversations with people in this industry. My mates have been on OnlyFans. Is that what you're saying? Sort of this sort of stuff. As in like... This is from a friend of mine. The problem is, and it's the same with porn. It's a lot with other stuff. It's like the staircase down of the things you have to do in order to maintain the same income, right? So like...

you have, because right now, what she will be doing is a walk tour thing. Different sizes. People just want to see people they recognize naked, right? Like, this is essentially it, right? This is why OnlyFans is different to porn in regular porn website style, right? Because you'll know famous porn star.

But I think people who are successful on OnlyFans are often people you recognize in regular life doing regular stuff. And then there's also the opportunity to see what they have on OnlyFans. It's the taboo of peeking. Exactly. Peeking at something you shouldn't be looking at. And she'll be able to make a few months worth of payout. I think she said she wouldn't do that, by the way. To clarify. Well, if she wants to make money, this is one of the ways she could. But the problem is that she then hits this ramp down where...

It's not so... Now I have to. Yeah. Or rather, she wants to maintain that income and so she does more and more stuff and it becomes more and more, you know, I don't know, further away from what she started with. Larger and larger. But like, yeah,

Yeah, so really, none of these things are viable. There are no real... There are short cash options here, and you need to either be on board for short cash options, which 30 grand for a club show, fuck yeah. Yeah, but it's an intro to, I guess, social media in general, so you could probably just start on Instagram and start posting. She got famous for saying, how do you know she's got any skill set?

- Like as in like starting a social media platform is not just start a social media platform, right? You need to actually come up with something to cause people to want to engage with it. - You just have to be- - Regular people like with no like qualifications or anything in this field, for example. - Yeah, I don't mean like study qualifications. I mean like as in like skills that qualify an ability. - I think people instantly saw a level of confidence. - Good idea. - A 50 quid cameo a go. - Yeah, yeah.

a thousand customers a day what i'll do is talk to a girl is i'll say hawk tour spit on that and i'll replace thing with your name for a cameo perfect but these are the short-term cash options whilst people still remember the hawk tour thing this is what i'm saying so as soon as the whole tour thing's not relevant anymore yeah she's got to carry that with short-term gains so i just whatever make that bag

It's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about making money. I'm talking about like creating viable long-term businesses. Like, you know, like people becoming a social media influencer, spending their time, spending their energy, spending the period of their life where they're good at that thing or not good at that thing.

I'm just saying it's just a bit exhausting where everyone's just like, now I'm going to go and do the social media influencer thing. It's like, where the fuck is the money going to come from? She might just be content knowing this fact that it's very short term and she's just capitalizing on it right now, knowing that she's going to go back to a regular job afterwards. Yeah, but that's not what...

when we first started. Yes, exactly. And that's how it should be seen. - Did she quit her job? - What I'm saying is she quit her job to become a social media influencer off the back of a single phrase she said. - She's getting more into the weeds.

then she realizes. Yeah. And it takes a lot of effort to maintain that. There's nothing else going to become a full social media. You have to base all of your marketing, all of the money making you do around the phrase that she's successful for. It's like, say the line bar. There's nothing else. This is what I'm trying to have a conversation around. Not whether or not it's okay to earn short-term money. That's fine. The creepy girlfriend thing

Yeah. She made a good living off of pivoting from being the socially awkward girlfriend. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Is this the one which would like stare into the landing? Yeah. She basically made a start on YouTube. And so did Rebecca Black. But again, that was like a black Friday. She was,

Yes. Already good at. Yeah, exactly. Being a personality. Yeah, exactly. So, I mean, people may have seen that from the brief moment that they met this Hawk tour girl in that clip said like, this is an influencer. You've got to spit on it. But there's the confidence that she exudes. She could carry that through into a very successful influencer career. Yeah.

and i imagine everyone's just thinking that maybe and then you look at things like um pop idol and britain's got talent and you see the fact that a lot of people have more going for them than hawk to a girl on that and they never get anywhere and i would run my logic to say that she ain't getting anywhere either you know like we want to simon cowell this you know like anyway

Next thing. We'll see you on OnlyFans. Is that what you're saying? No, well, only if you want to make some short-term cash. But yes, if you want to do it, I would do it now. Do you want to do it now? We'll find our message. I don't want to do it right now. I can do your photos. I'll reply to the messages. Let's start at the bottom of the ladder. Sub for sub. Which I'll be fully clothed and then...

when the sub start dropping we're gonna have to just loosen up a few buttons and then we're gonna have to start getting in the shower together like that father and son combo yeah that was successful we'll have to array a load of like dragon dildos in size order and just be like in order of desperation the biggest fucker i guess the big one the last one we'll put in a glass box that you have to smash in an emergency okay for the do it for the longevity finances are pretty low um

Yeah, anyway, I don't know where that came from, hoctour, but yeah, what's been hoctouring you? Would you spit on it? Would I spit on it? Spit on what? Whatever she's talking about. She's talking about sucking dick. That's what it was about. Don't give me a gasp. But it was not warranted. A gasp was not warranted. I didn't know that. That's what the entire thing was all about. I thought it was like, you know. Under the guise of, what's weird is it's viral and so like there'll be fucking kids saying it. It's like, hi mum, look, hoctour. You don't know what that fucking means.

It's viral and it's funny because it's kind of PG until you really put context on it. What's a normal thing to spit on?

A reed, from a reed instrument. So when I used to have an oboe. No, no, but there used to be stones around the village I lived in, which had like a kind of a faded like devil face that people would spit on. Oh yeah. Is that a thing? Do you know of that? No, that's weird. But that sounds, that sounds like a thing. Where the fuck did I hear that from? But like basically they're these little stones that are like in, you know, old stone like churches and stuff. And then some old lady was like, yeah, you're supposed to spit on the devil. Pfft.

I'm like, Jesus Christ, wipe your face. What the fuck? That's really strange. And she spat on it. I mean, I'd be like, yeah, classic. Really? What does that do? It wields away, it gets rid of the devil. You were in person with this person. Yeah, this was when I was like a kid. You watched her spit on something. Yeah. She was supposed to spit on the devil. I'm like, is that a thing? What?

I didn't grow up in the Dark Ages. It was a village. It kind of is like that. Maybe from the Dark Ages, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Obviously, if you're American, the Dark Ages were a time long, long before you existed. I can totally see that kind of thing happening in Montague. It was just stupid little spitting stones. But who's actually going around spitting on them?

Old ladies. Old ladies are gobbing on your stones. She was probably carrying on that tradition and you rejected that. I didn't reject it, I looked at it and puzzled. I was like, what the fuck, what does it do? She'd walk 600 yards up the road from her house on the bottom of the hill with a real loogie waiting. She's like, I'm going to save this one for the devil. When was the last time you saw an old lady spit?

They just involuntarily dribble. Living in the middle of the city, you don't see that many old ladies, do you? No. Just spit. Like, footballers, sure, understandable. You've been running around. But like, old ladies in the street, that'd be pretty... I don't know why footballers spit so much. Well, because they're running around and they're getting like... When you're in the gym... When you're hitting it in the gym, you...

- You ever feel the need to spit? - It's different when you're running for like 90 minutes. You do get like kind of build up. - You get phlegmy in the mouth. - 'Cause you've got that constantly coming out. - Yeah, it's like, but also huge wrestling factors, why a lot of them keep going. - To avoid spitting. - It's to help break down the phlegm in your mouth.

Because it doesn't look very presentable when you've got like, when you spit accidentally. Chatter batter. Yeah, that's true. That's what somebody referred to that for. Chatter batter is disgusting. That's such a gross term. Great term. The white bits on the edge of something like that. Someone asked me, I was just going, oh, have I got any chatter batter? I was like,

What the fuck do you mean by that? That's a great term though. I was like, oh, no, but that's suddenly painted the picture. That's so good. I love it. I mean, it's perfect, but it's also disgusting because it's so on the nose. Chatter batter. Some people are asking you why spit when it tastes so good. That's a good point.

What about the dustman's blow? When was the last time you did one on the street? Constantly. Constantly. Literally once a day. Like literally once a day. In the streets? No, usually when I'm... You're wandering around the street and you're like... In a drain. Bursting that thing out. Ideally in a hedge. In a drain. In a drain, I thought you said. In a drain, okay. I'm cycling quite a lot. On the train. That's why, and I get a lot of shit on my nose. Also just for some reason, my nose is just an absolute... Well, for some reason. Because I've got a big old beak, I think. But it's a real like constant thing for me. I've got... I love them delicately like...

I've got that bit. Touch your nose. What's my nose look like? Because it's not real. Oh.

I've also got beard hair that grows out of my nose. I told you about that one, right? Singular beard hair. Yeah, singular beard hair that grows out of one of my nostrils right at the back. And it irritates my nose. So every so often when it gets long enough, I put tweezers in my nostril and pull it out. And it comes out like a goddamn bridge wire. Honestly, like this stuff is thick. Like so much thicker. Braid it then. I can't. It's just one. Just get multiple. You've got to twist it. You've been twisting the singular hair. It's so annoying. I want you to build them all up and then make me a...

a needle felt little dog yeah out of your nose head a needle felt dog I did think about collecting them for a bit you did thousands hundreds it takes me probably about I think it probably takes about a month to grow one a singular beard yeah that would be a lot of time a single nose beard hair

But it grows in such perfect conditions. That's what's so special about it. It's like cave-age cheddar. Like the beard hairs on my face are growing in a way that's like exposed to the elements. But because I've got that moisture, that HVAC control inside the nostril, then obviously that hair is getting like super moisturized. So it comes out like a woolly mammoth hair. Fucking hell. So gross. Crazy. Why? I don't know. I just find it gross. I get long eyebrow hairs and I just, they're like really long. They're beautiful, yeah. They're great to, and then you just, doink.

Yeah. I frequently prune my eye. Not like just literally doing this. I imagine it like I'm an animal. There was a large winged creature in here. There's a fucking net flying around or whatever it is. A net. It's a bat. It's a bat. Probably enough eyebrow chat. Guys, breaking news. Just come in. Former manager of DOD Aerospace Threat Program. Quote marks.

UFOs are real. What? But unidentified flying objects are real. That's broad. DOD Aerospace Threat Program. Okay. This is from the Huffington Post.

Here's the article. Pretty sure it's AI generated. Something extraordinary was revealed today. Former high-level officials and scientists with deep black experience who have always remained in the shadows came forward on one platform.

What a weird sentence. Right. These insiders have long-standing connections to government agencies which may have programs investigating unidentified aerial phenomena, UFOs or UAPs. The team included a 25-year-old veteran of the CIA's Directorate of Operations, a Lockheed Martin Programs Director for Advanced Systems at Skunk Works, and a former Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Intelligence.

Yeah, I bet these are the same people. I bet, like, if you named a couple of them, I'd know who they were. Tom DeLonge? Yeah. There's a quote from him in this. Yeah, Harry Reid, Lou Izondo. There's a couple of others. Like, they're basically these sort of... Harry. The four stooges of promising stuff and not really delivering. Which one believes in Elizabeth? None of those ones. Okay. Well, that's not actually true. Is that David Icke?

Well, it depends on when you think lizard people as in like lizard people are running the government or lizard people exist in the universe because that's two wildly different questions. One of them I think is possible. The other one I think is not. What about Louis Elizondo? Yeah, Louis Elizondo. What about Louis Armstrong? Unfortunately, that article is not really going to... Louis Armstrong, the trumpet player.

Didn't he play Baloo in The Jungle Book? Was that Louis Armstrong? Probably not for all of the speaking bit. Wait, no, Louis Armstrong was the monkey. Ape Like Me. Who was that? I want to be an ape like me. I don't think Louis Armstrong did that singing in The Jungle Book. In The Jungle Book? Yeah, I think so. Louis Armstrong, Jungle Book, let's see. While you're reading there, Arizona's opened up a new poosium.

Huh? So if we want to go to Arizona, we can look at a... A Poussium. Poussium with fossilized feces. Variety of dong on display from minuscule termite droppings to a massive specimen that weighs 20 pounds. Right. Interested? Okay. In going? You want to go to Poussium?

Yes. Okay. I'll book the flight, so that's all I want. Where is it? Arizona. And there's so much else to do in Arizona. Like, die in the heat. In the heat. Or from the open carry gun laws. Pick one. The heat. You want the heat? You'd rather die in the heat? No, I'm actually saying that. You want a bullet, man. You don't want to die in the Arizona heat. You want a quick death. Yeah. You know? I don't want to die in a sandy...

Wait, Arizona's... We've been through Arizona. It was pretty fucking... That was when it was 47 degrees Celsius. That was awful. That's quite high, isn't it? It's high up there. What is that in Fahrenheit? And yet I feel like it was still more comfortable than the UK at 26 degrees. Yeah, sometimes. Which is very hard to explain to anyone. Especially when America starts chiming in and saying, that's not hot. I know hot. It's like, alright, it's not a competition. Heat's different. I don't care. Heat's different in different places. I'll tell you what is hot. I've got no fucking air conditioning.

- You made a competition though. - No, but I've seen many arguments online about this. - Right. - I don't know why people are annoyed at each other about the heat. - Everyone's hot. - But the Arizona heat was quite manageable. And we took a dip. - Do you reckon- - It was very romantic.

I hope they got air con at this Poo-seum because there's over 7,000 items. Well, they freeze dried. If that is temperature and humidity controlled, that thing's not going to be around for long. Oh, shit. How are they kept? Yeah, loads of it. It's all stinky. Is it frozen and kept cool? What's the deal? A lot of it's fossilized. Fossilized shit. Is that why when you say dog poops, they're like white? Are they fossilized or is that just... No, no. It's white. Just to make the white clear. No, that's because of the diet.

I feel like we've talked about this before. So it says Louis Prima was King Louis. King Louis. This is a fact from... It's another Louis. Different Louis. That's fine. Louis Armstrong. Trees of Green. Whatever that song is. I see fields of... Did you hear that? The bug. The bug is trying to get us.

Just ignore it. It sounds big. That sounds like a carrier. It's not that big. I reckon it's got smaller bugs that deploy from it. Fuck. Can you imagine if bugs got to that point? Nobody's thought about this. What if, like, bugs start to deploy in a way that's more organized? You know, what if they form... You've seen ants though. Ants are organized. They are, but what if they formed, like, a mech? I saw a video the other day of somebody who, like, left out, like, a huge chunk of, like, food.

two ants came up to it, then they left immediately. He then cut the chunk into a tiny little slice. The two ants came back with a load of other ants. And he was just like, I probably just pissed off like this first two ants who probably bigged it up. It's so big, man. He probably just said, oh yeah, whoa, it's huge. It's all gathered up. We needed a whole team on this. And he comes back and it's just this little, like tiny little piece. I swear it was bigger. It was bigger than this. Yeah, what the fuck? I look like an idiot. Oh.

Oh, man. Holy shit. Okay, so obviously England have done well in the Euros. Yeah, in the final. So we're all looking ahead. We're all looking ahead to how they're going to perform. So thankfully, there's a psychic that successfully predicted the COVID-19 pandemic. Also predicted that they'd beat the Netherlands. Right. So that's two for two. That's good. But ultimately, apparently we're going to lose to Spain. Yeah, I think that's likely.

It doesn't seem, yeah, I mean Spain are really good. I mean, I don't know if you've watched any of the games. I watched the game last night. First half, great. Best probably game they've done so far. The rest were all kind of just, there's a lot of luck going on. Oh, that penalty was lucky. Yeah. That penalty was not a penalty. No. Even though obviously we won it. It didn't feel like a penalty. It was just like, oh.

Okay, but, you know. Well, this has been, this evidence obviously from the mystic has been backed up because there's also a group of mystic meerkats. Ah, sorry, you didn't mention the meerkats first. Yeah. Shit, how long have they been gathering? Have they predicted anything else about the future? Do we need to worry? Are they only predicting They're mostly focusing on the Euros. tournament-based

Most of the Euros, but the Mystic Meerkats have doubled down and agree with the other sidekick. Spain. Spain will win. Do they have a score in mind? Are we to remember this? Should we be placing bets? Because I imagine the odds aren't actually great on England to win. Shall we find out? Will England luck their way through this one? Ask the Meerkats. We'll ask the Mystic Meerkats. Odds on England. Odds on winning Euros. God, I'm going to have so many goddamn gambling ads now. Yeah.

39.6% chance of winning the Euros. Right. This guy, this psychic, 38 by the way, he's a therapist and an astrologer living in South London. Wow, so accomplished. Yeah, he discovered his psychic abilities at around 17 when he started having visions of himself in past lives, including being an Egyptian queen and taking part in the French Revolution, which is pretty wild. But then he predicted COVID-19, the fire at Notre Dame,

Notre Dame. Notre Dame, sorry. What, like, give it like, like, where are these predictions? Are you sure they're not saying, because I feel like you can't, I can predict that this whole building will burn in an inferno, then tomorrow it's gone. And guess what?

All eyes be looking at me. I mean, you're saying this guy burned Notre Dame down. I'm just saying. You think Notre Dame was burnt down? You could start a fire. Did he also start the pandemic? You can't start. Very difficult. Well, don't raise the eyebrow. I mean, if he can do the opposite, I'm still impressed. If he managed to start a global pandemic and burn down Notre Dame, then... Holy shit, this guy's powerful. Yeah, we need to worry. We know it's yes. And he bribed the ref at Euros.

Fucking hell. No wonder that penalty went through. There's going to be a high-style big reveal scene on this guy's life. Just like, I was here all along. Holy shit. Holy shit. He paid off the guy at the Euros. And there's like, passing the envelope to the ref. It gets more nuanced. What would you want him to predict? England player Saka will rise in name and fame, getting better at his game. He even does rhyming predictions. He did score a good goal the other day, but yeah, I mean, that seems okay. Spain will beat France.

England will beat Netherlands. Spain will win the Euros. The first half of the England game will be tense and the later half is when it gets more interesting. That's quite vague, isn't it? It's vague in the sense that if you had psychic abilities... Why would you be doing this?

would you just use them for like more i feel like you can't control maybe maybe you'd zoom forward to maybe like the american election that'd be quite interesting to know this is what they always say there's like they they're just a vessel of information they just get what comes to them they don't actively seek out popular sporting events only please

Oh man, yeah, no, I really don't have any time for people like this. It's a personal... I've got to put these to paper before the match though because they're true. I really want to believe. I think that's why I hate them so much. I'm one of these people that could conceivably believe that psychic powers could exist but like

I never believed that any of these people have them ever. And like, like, like it's just like, it's, it's charlatan. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's such a despise for them. Like I worry because I have such a dislike for it that I feel like one day when I do finally get convinced, I'm going to be the worst zealot in the world. You know, like I am fully, he is real. This guy, you just see what he does with Euro cup results. Fucking wild. I spoke to my nan through him. I spoke to my nan and she gave me a handjob. Yeah.

He was... He was the vessel, though. He was the vessel. He was the vessel. And he spoke in rhyme. So there's going to be a cross, which is a medium to long-range pass that could really change the game. Also, keep an eye out for Kyle Walker or Jude Bellingham scoring for England.

Quite specific there. So those are predictions. There's two people in the team that could score. Keep an eye out for them. Those are the strikers. That means I'm clever. I mean, Walker's not a striker. No. Is he right back? Asked whether he would put money on his prediction. He added, I haven't made a bet yet, but I might have a flutter on Spain winning. So he's not that confident. If he was confident, if I saw him walk into a book, he's put 100 grand on those specific parameters. I'd certainly have a lot more confidence.

blind confidence still stupid confidence I don't know how rich this man is but if he was like I've just put my life savings on this prediction because I know it's going to happen I would have so much more confidence rather than I might have a little flatter though

I'll tell you what the results are, but I might put a quid on it. - You never know, the spirits might not be talking to you quite right. - I might put a pound on it, yeah. - Couldn't be quite right today. Well, it doesn't sound like much of a use for fucking power, does it then? It's not a fucking power, is it? - If you really believe in yourself, you'd put everything on the line. You'd be like, "Wow, I can really double my money here." - So I say, "I can fly, but I'm not gonna risk it, just in case." - Yeah, don't wanna break my legs. - Never do.

If I believe that's true, then it's true. I'm amazed you guys haven't asked me about the psychic powers of the meerkats yet. Yeah, what is the... How are they using them? How do they get their predictions out? How did they find out that these meerkats had psychic powers in the first place? Well, I don't have that answer, but I do... Someone has to. I can tell you how they make their choices. How do they do it? Buckets of nuts. Of course. Food.

It's food. They are using food. They put buckets of nuts with names on the buckets. Wow. I didn't see which bucket they eat the most of. And they gravitate to a bucket and they're, oh, that's the psychic meerkats at work. Magical, isn't it? Animals are sensitive to so many different things. It's just like, that seems so arbitrary. Just like, we put our three buckets of nuts with three names on it and they just went to the one in the middle.

This is what I think is maybe one of the possible uses for earth and humanity. We're just one of the nuts. No, we're the meerkats. Oh, we're the meerkats. And people are just going, look at that. They all went for that because probably the reason they all went for a particular bucket of nuts is there's probably some sort of social structure within the meerkats, right? One took the lead. Yeah, one goes over and goes, these nuts are good. Yeah, let's eat the nuts, right? Let's have these nuts.

Probably. And so we're probably following similar rules in our lives and you could probably extrapolate very interesting trends from... It's like queuing and the likelihood of people just forming the back of an existing queue rather than finding out why there's a queue. No, it's worse when someone starts a second queue really closely and you're like, whoa, what's going on? And I'm not going to say anything. Oh, I am. Most people in the queue won't say anything. They'll watch the other queue and just go...

I just put, oh, there's a, this is where we're doing the queue. They will touch and shake their head. Dude, I've reorganized queues in shops. The other day we were queuing. All right, I

everybody form a line and then i give the person who's working there a really shitty look because i'm like get better at your fucking job because i was in boots of the day and it was queuing all the way across the store and the entranceway is here and so constantly people are going sorry i'm trying to look at sorry yeah trying to actually shop around and there was a guy just like watching the tills and i'm like if we all just bracket this like an l along this thing here look we've got a completely clear walkway and he's like oh yeah let's do that then

And then I was like, right guys, move the queue round. Do you have to work anywhere? Yeah, I'm not working. Yeah, I'm not going to because, you know, it's clearly. You fucking idiot. Anyway, I would have done that at 17. Popping through shops and sorting them out. I don't know how we got onto that, but we're just trying to make a better world for each other, you know? And that doesn't involve me being slightly irritated in boots, unfortunately. This guy's got some predictions about the Labour government. Go on. Britain, British public needs to be patient.

for there to be a major change by Sir Keir Starling. We're still talking about psychics. Yes, a psychic. He's got a lot to say. He's predicting the fucking neighbor. This is the future. He's predicting real things here. He's harnessing the future. This is new. This is important. So go on, Trot. He believes there'll be a cabinet reshuffle at the tail end of the year.

Ooh. Yeah, probably. It usually is within the first year of any government. He also believes Trump's going to win the US presidential election in November. Unfortunately, polls predicting quite a lot of data suggest that is a very firm possibility. Oh, good God. Does this guy just read the news and then says he's going to be psychic? No. Yeah, well, the problem is, I mean, how do you guys feel about Biden?

I don't know how risky it is to replace him now, but they should. He's not very well. Yes. It sucks, but they need to do it. As a person. Yeah, but Trump shits himself. Well, no, I don't...

Trump's been fucking horrible fucking shit. Some gross, disgusting shit. He's a monster. We need the best person possible to try and take him down. Some more files of that Epstein stuff came out. It's just like some detailed reports of what he's done. It's just been brushed over. People cheer his name. It's just so fucking stupid. I can't look at someone who takes him seriously and not think there's something wrong with them. They've been radicalized. It's fucked. You can see it happening. It's just like, wow.

You support this person. But yeah, they should definitely change Joe Biden to someone who's a bit more capable and not ill. Yeah. Poor guy's ill. Yeah. He just is. He's old and ill. And it's just sad to see whenever they wheel him out to do some fucking public speaking. They're like, come on Joe, make it seem like you've got loads of energy. And you just feel sorry for the whole situation. And then these are the two options all these people have to choose from. It's awful.

It's shit. This kind of thing in politics. You can see why people didn't bother with politics because it is just disenfranchised. It's just shit to see that those are the two options. Yeah. Sorry, you mean people in general? In general, yeah. I would just be like, well, this is fucking just a joke. Yeah. Arguably, though, that we wouldn't have got the whole Trump issue if more younger people had voted in the first place. You just have to hope the people in the background are really working it because, like, fucking hell. I used to think that.

well i used to think that i don't think i don't there's any so much a civil service can do

It's very sad to see. But I just saw an article here that said a man in China was caught smuggling 100 live snakes in his trousers, which I thought was quite a tangent, sure. It's not political in the slightest, but imagine trying to fit 100 live snakes in your trousers. And getting away with it. No, no, he didn't get away with it. That's what I'm saying. And getting away with it would be one thing, yeah. He thinks he can. It looks like he's put them there and when China kind of...

There's a bag. Okay. Like a vacuum pack style bag. That's a big bag. And what, do you just wheel them around in his pants there? That's a lot of snakes. That's a lot of snakes. How many snakes do you think you can fit in your trousers, Chris Trump? Well, it depends if I'm wearing these cool new trendy 90s trousers. The baggiest ones. The big baggy ones. Or I'm wearing the skinny tight jeans of a millennial. Am I wearing skin tights? Well, skin tights haven't been a thing for, well, a few years now, I suppose. Well, anything that isn't super baggy is considered skinny now. Oh, I suppose so, yeah.

So these milk take snakes and corn snakes. Yeah. These are like 30 quid a pop here. Like the, the snake type thing. I've just read the Tita. So what he did, no venomous, uh, what he did is he got a bunch of snakes in groups and put them into canvas bags, take the canvas bags up. Snake bags are very common way to transport snakes. Um,

taped them to the insides of trousers and tried to shuffle his way through customs with 104 snakes in six bags inside his trousers. But no, they're not dangerous snakes. But what's interesting is, yeah, they're not particularly valuable either, but it might be because they're not sold there. You might be getting a few hundred for them. But even so, this guy is put...

Imagine seeing a man with snakes in his trousers like the wriggling. Yeah, a hundred of them You're gonna see movement in those trousers. I'm not the fuck is that guy weird thing to see wouldn't it? It would be a bizarre Leg flesh undulating like fucking some sort. I'm a celebrity challenge. Yeah, you've got to put all these fucking snakes Oh

Right. Anyway, that was a snake. That was just a diversion from the terrible situation in just the world right now. That's the only two things that actually are happening in the world right now. How did the psychic predict the snake thing? No, he didn't know. So he's not that good then? He's not that good. And what about astrology? Do you believe in astrology? No. What's your star sign? What's your star sign? Taurus. Taurus.

I hate that I know it. Okay. Isn't that a Pokemon? Taurus horoscope daily. Might be. So let's see how generic it is today on July the 11th. Taurus horoscope. Here we go. Suddenly you found your energy again. Your engine is oiled up and ready to go, Taurus.

put yourself in high gear and don't let anything stand in your way if disagreements with others arise try to keep focused on the lessons that come from the situation instead of dwelling on the negative aspects take things to a higher level and don't be afraid to suggest radical change your true success lies in a positive attitude and deeper understanding apparently it's a really tourist thing to not know your sign

Oh yeah. Such a Taurus. Such a Taurus as well. You adhere to the magical principles of weird star gods. Here we go. No one would expose you to the finer things in life quite like a Taurus. Yeah, no, I do love nice things. This fixed earth sign has impeccable taste and loves to indulge. Uh oh. They tend to be financially responsible.

How are those two things the same? You love nice things. He can be responsible. Yeah, he can, I suppose. But still know how to treat themselves and the ones they love. That's nice. Though they do have a stubborn streak, this member of the Zodiac is incredibly loyal and reliable. Generic though, isn't it? It's all generic. It's all generic. Read any one of them. Aquarius, please. Read Aquarius, but don't pick Aquarius. And read him a different one. No, no.

No, now I know. All it is, it's all designed for just stuff to make you sound slightly excited about your future. Like, that's it. Like, because people use them as like a little bump for their day. They're like, ooh, what's going to happen to me? Because I understand all the horrible things that happen to me, but I want to leave it up to fate because that's less stressful. It's a coping mechanism. It's an escape. It's an escape. Which is fine. And it's just like, well, I guess if you just blindly believe maybe it will come true, you can manifest it. Well.

Do you believe in manifestation? I believe in mindsets affecting outcomes. I don't think that things just randomly, you can't just go like, I want a specific BMW. So you don't believe in thoughts and prayers? No. So when there is a school shooting, you don't think or pray? Pray. Thoughts and prayers have been sent their way. If you aren't thinking and praying, how else are you going to stop those bullets from flying?

Think about that. I've seen people training with- Jesus, stop the bullets. Stop the nightmare, Jesus. Jesus, do your thing. There's another fucking school shooting. What's that? There's episodes of something where people are on a beach learning some key energy. Yeah, what about it? And then they're trying to stop someone from running out. Oh, yeah, that fucking dog. Oh.

and one of them just got run through and she gets clattered have you seen that no it's amazing she's just trying to use her energy to stop she's just trying to stop with that's not a Louis Theroux it's not is it it's a Louis Theroux documentary where they go to a retreat where they're being taught to harness their energy and one of them is like yeah you can get so good at this I can stop people

So the thing is, it's the instructor that runs at her, just knocks her down. And then he starts acting as if like the energy went through him. So he starts like having a fit on the floor. Realizing that he, the energy was too powerful. Yeah. He really hurts this woman. He really runs through. So he says to her, you've got to believe you've got to do this. If you don't believe, if you don't project your power,

you're going to get hurt. You've got to defend yourself. So he puts the onus on her. Then he sprints her. He's a big dude as well. Big muscular guy. Sprints her and clatters into her. And then he like hits the floor, turns around to like realize what he's done. Realize that he's really hurt her and then goes, Oh, the energy. Oh my God. It's so strong. It's like such a childish thing. It's like, I don't want to apologize or make it my fault. Yeah.

I mean, it's just stupid. You're an Aquarius. Are you reading it? No, no. I'm looking at the Barnum effect, which is basically the common psychological phenomenon where by individuals give high accuracy ratings to descriptions of their personality that are supposedly tailored specifically to them. Yeah.

Yet are in fact vague and general enough to apply to a wide range of people. Perfect. Thank you. The Barnum effect. Is that something you found or something somebody suggested? It was suggested in chat and I looked it up. I did my sources. I didn't know that either, so I'm going to use that. The Aquarius zodiac sign, independent and enigmatical.

Aquarians are unique. There is no one quite like an Aquarius. Except other Aquariuses. All the Aquariuses. Aquarii. Aquarius. Aquarii. Quats. And because each is so incredibly individual, it can be tough to describe them as a group. You can't. Fish. Aquarians don't like labels and may shy away from any adjective, even the good ones you might bestow upon them.

Aquarians believe in the nature of change and evolution, and even though they're a fixed sign, they may not necessarily believe they are the same people they were when they were born. What the f... I'm different than I was when I was a baby. Aquarians have a strong sense of social justice and making the world a better place, and see themselves as just one link in an endless human chain. They are very concerned about others, not because of how others treat them or how they want others to treat them.

That doesn't really answer the question. Not because... No, hang on. They are very concerned about others, not because of how others treat them or how they want others to treat them. Wait. That just makes no sense. That's just a bad sentence. I'm just reading it. I just read it again. Aquarius in love. Aquarius in love may march to the beat of their own drummer.

I throw him it to him. To the metronome. That's what he's saying. The free love era wasn't named the age of Aquarius for nothing. Aquarius doesn't take a lot of stock in what should be done. But Aquarius has their own rules, code of morality and takes all three incredibly seriously.

It just seems like it's just made up. This could be an AI thing now. Whoever used to write these was just like, actually, I can just use AI now. Absolutely. If anything, AI is finally taking away the jobs of the people that write Horoscope, which I can't fucking wait for.

There's so many. Bring it in. Death to the charlatan. Bring it in. Yeah. It's the end of the charlatan. Let the AI be the charlatan. Let it hallucinate facts for you. The machine charlatan. The charlatan. It's taking all of that irrational bullshit, non-fact shit that he stole off the internet and is feeding it to you. What if we're looking up at the stars and the stars are just our data points. That's our binary. Yeah.

And we're actually working it out. And this is all real. Well, then that means I'm smart, sophisticated and kind. Virgo gets the job done without complaining. Virgos are amazing friends. Always there to lend a hand and also lend advice. Practical Virgos are incredibly adept at big picture thinking and planning out their life, their vacations. And what they're going to do today isn't a drag. It makes them feel in control and secure. Wow.

That's exactly, down to a fine T. That's exactly who you are. Organizations, I can't even say organize. Not a good sign. Read the next thing. Unable to speak properly. Virgo has a rich inner life. Can't say the word organization properly. It's there. Oh my God, like other Virgos, they struggle with the word organization. Has a rich inner life and can sometimes seem shy at first meeting. Ooh, ooh. Yeah.

A Virgo won't spill secrets right away and it's important to earn a Virgo's trust. You'll get it out of him. I got some secrets. Got some time. Work on my shyness and I'll tell you. It's

It's important to earn a Virgo's trust, but once you do, that Virgo will be a friend for life. And if you think that you're dating a shy Virgo, trust that those walls will fall down in the bedroom. Oh my god. You guys know. And then all the secrets come out. I hope you're ready to peg me. These walls are coming down. We're breaking down those walls. You smashed my back door in with this huge strap-on. Dear god, it's the big one. It's the big one. Fuck. It's too big.

One of the most passionate signs Virgos specialize at connecting to their physicality. And this earth sign loves and celebrates physical connection with their partner. Massive. Virgos, defined by your precision, intellect, and incredible rigorous focus. Rigorous focus. I could be less focused. You've seen me play games. You guys know this works. Here's your weakness. Big planner.

Your meticulous attention to detail is also your most significant and most severe weakness. Their notorious perfectionism means they set incredibly high standards for themselves, often to an unrealistic degree. You fixate on minor flaws, putting extreme amounts of pressure on yourself to improve, resulting in a constant sense of dissatisfaction and self-doubt. Likewise, Virgos often struggle to see the silver lining, focusing instead on what could go wrong and what needs improvement.

I actually read Sagittarius then.

Well, yeah. No, actually, it was Virgo double bluff. Fuck! It's real! It's all real! I was about to say, well, I'm glad that's not me. It's all real! But now that you've matched it up to me, that is me. It has to be. It's just, yeah, that's, there you go. Do you want to know something that some people close to the alien thing have said about religion and things like this? Go on, then. What do the aliens say? To wrap us up. So, not, so this comes from a non-specific thing. Basically, to get to the point.

nobody's got it quite right yet yet i like the word there are some there are some people again this could all people shit this is fun is this from the same group of uh it's broader than that but around that stuff the reason that i know about those people you were talking about is because i've read enough wacky shit on the internet to have a broad thing this all comes from tom de long's company well that was to the stars or whatever they're called yeah yeah so like um

Obviously, it doesn't evade me that Tom DeLonge is a weed-smoking idiot in the band Blink-182 who really likes aliens. He just has money. But hopefully one day that will elude to me. But basically what I'm saying is people seem to suggest that there may be some sort of greater power, greater intelligence, greater something. There's even been conversations with aliens that say that they have what we would consider a god, but it's actually just a very, very advanced thing.

thing that runs everything they do runs the whole civilization right which is not outside the realms of normal sci-fi thinking the idea like the traveler from destiny yeah like or just the idea that like eventually a huge administrative ai is probably the way that you'd want to run a government because frankly you don't need emotions you just need to make sure that people get enough resources that you can make sure that people are healthy you make sure that people can live their lives you know arguably you could automate that with something intelligent enough

we've just had 14 years of emotional estranged hey well actually it's the opposite conservatives rule via emotion that's the thing so republics and conservatives they prey on emotive things so it's actually worse isn't empathy an emotion empathy an emotion empathy is an emotion yeah so they don't have that one well yeah kind of yeah that's true Virgo's attracted to Taurus by the way um

Attracted to Taurus. Taurus. But yeah, basically none of the religious systems, none of the things that we've come up with so far are accurate. They're all, but there may be a thread of truth to it. There also is ideas that there may be like something to do with consciousness. It's a lot of stuff about consciousness and about the idea that an afterlife or the experience of what life is and everything is tied to the idea that consciousness can supersede the experience of a human life.

which is probably where the idea of heaven comes from, probably where the idea of a lot of things throughout history, a lot of thinking, you do it in the context of your current historical standards. So up until recently, that's what's been religious. Now we're like, well, maybe there's not about real heaven, but maybe there's about something else. And that's where all the multidimensional shit comes in. I heard that heaven was a half pipe. Kind of, yeah. Is that true? Huh? I heard that heaven was a half pipe. It could be. IPM did say that. There will be one there.

I was always too scared to go into a half-pipe. Scary. I told you yesterday. I'm heavily winded myself doing that. What is heaven? In this new context. Well, I don't really know. The idea that consciousness can exist outside of the brain, the human body, outside of...

whatever our experience in space time is, that kind of thing. Like metaphysics, ultimately metaphysics. Have you seen that picture of the entire nervous system? Yeah. Where it's literally just a brain and the eyes and then the nerves spread out. If I was that on a table that was just propped up here, would you take me seriously? And I'm there talking to you like move my eyes. I don't want to be ableist. Like, you know. And I'm like trying to offer you ideas and stuff. Yeah. Criticizing some of your looks. The annoying thing is the nerve endings. Bro, you're just a nervous system. Yeah. I mean,

He's looking at me. I would try to appeal to that. Your nerves don't go to anything. They don't go to fingers. They don't go to mouths. They don't go to organs. What's the point of you? Gross. I'm a being. I'm a consciousness. I just feel a lot. I'm just a consciousness. I feel all the wind on my nerves. I'm aware of everything. That's annoying.

Well, that's a nice bit of existential crises there for us at the end there. Yeah, would you become friends with, if all your friends were just nervous systems? With eyes. With eyes. We get the eyes. Would you hang out with them? Just the eyes. Well, you get the eyes and you get the brain. You've seen it. Yeah, but why? You don't have a mouth. Why not? But you are now, you are still a person. You're just now a central nervous system. What about ears? Why don't I have the ears?

Look, you've disconnected all your peripherals. It's all gone. It's literally just brain and a load of strands. But that person is there. I'd start nibbling on them. I think that's the problem. They can feel it, though. They can feel it. Again, it's this human rights act. Get off my raw nerves. You're getting on my nerves. Don't make me ban the Human Rights Act in this building.

I don't think we can do a building by building. We shouldn't be allowed to do that. We can try. Building by building. And then we'll take pieces away. There's no human rights in that building. Don't go in there. Don't go in there. Don't go in that building. Don't go. They removed human rights from that years ago. It's hell. Do you reckon it's possible to survive that? What, no human rights? Removing everything but the nose. Well, that's what I mean. I guess maybe, but like... Put it in a vat of jelly. Does it need blood circulation to actually work? The brain does. We'll make an artificial one.

If you can pump it just through the brain, then yeah, you're then just like, yeah, but you can do that now with people who are in comatose and stuff. They're just keeping them alive. Yeah. But we just remove your skin, your bones, your organs. Slowly remove everything. Remove everything. Just get rid of everything so that you've just got the central nervous system and they're just what? Just floating in space. They'll put you in a vat. Fly them out to space and then just launch them somewhere.

And they'll just cling onto a planet. That's so gross. Get stuck on something. Get stuck on an asteroid. It feels so raw, you know. On an asteroid belt. Yeah, that would be uncomfortable. We fire all of our... I'd just be uncomfortable. That's the problem. I might be in shock across the cosmos, but it's just the fact that I feel it on my little tendrils. Well, yeah. Exposed nerves everywhere. That's pretty gross. The wind whistling past those nerves would be quite extreme.

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