We ALL Have Plastic In Our Balls!
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That's nice, isn't it? Yeah, it's very nice. Isn't that nice? Very, very peaceful, calming music. So we should keep that tone, really. We should stay calm. We should stay calm for this whole hat chat and talk about niceties. It's been a few weeks. Welcome back to episode 167. Mm-hmm.

Did you just burp into the mic? That's not calm at all. It's calm though. It was a belch. It could have been a horrible belch. Yeah. But it was a peaceful burp. Look forward to that. Fingle in its entirety is a lot longer at the end. Thank you, Dibs Watt, for that one. Are we saying that correctly? Yep. That was perfect. Right, okay. Okay.

Sorry, I don't know who said that. This is their third time. I'm Chris Trott. Thank you, Chris Trott. I'm Ross Holmby. I'm Alex Smith and I'm listening to Chris Trott and Ross Holmby. Yeah, you are. That's right, I'm listening to Alan and Trott. We don't wear headphones. We're so close together we don't need them. No. We're on the same table, so there's no latency. This is not some sort of online Discord discussion podcast. No, we've done all this. It's legitimate communication. Yeah. Yeah. Legitimate communication.

In the same room, isn't that nice? Anyway. It's been a while. It has been a while. Anything big happen? Oh, no. Nothing huge. Nothing major. Just normal shit. Just normal, regular shit. Regular stuff. I've been away for two weeks. That's me. I was away. Two weeks or three? I think we've been, well, three since we did a last hand chat. Three since we did a hand chat.

And now we're here. Here to give you some calming vibes. Real calm. Okay, right. So we're still going with the calming. We're still staying calm. This is actually, I'll talk about the story you mentioned the other day, actually, which was quite alarming, if anything. So if you do have testicles. This is not calming. This is literally alarming. No, no. It's alarming. It's a calming. Calamling. Calamling. Calamling.

Calming. Anyway, there's microplastics found in every human testicle. Every human testicle has microplastics in it. Are we talking like, you know, when you get a kinder egg and you get that plastic capsule inside? Your balls are going to end up looking like that. Are they surrounded? No, it's not like calcified inside a ball of plastic. You know that happens to implants, though? Sorry? You know that happens to implants? Yeah, I know they do, yeah. They calcify. And they just get hard.

That sounds horrible. I saw a guy breaking them, yeah? Yes. You know that thing where they... It's like a... In fact, if anything, there's a level of satisfaction. I know I've said this before about like squeaky spots or like when they take the ear scum out of someone's ear. There was a level of satisfaction. It was like a breast implant they took out because it calcified around it because it didn't... I don't know. It was just in there for a long time. It happens over time, apparently. And he just peeled it out.

of this little shell. But they could break the calcification with a hammer. It was like, you know, when you put a balloon and then blow off a balloon and cover it in papier-mâché. Exactly. Allow it to harden, then you remove the balloon. It was quite satisfying. Not as a career that I would want to get into. What, plastic surgery? Or removing, yeah. I don't want to start just... Specifically removing. Or just come in when they... All right, we need a, you know, a nutcracker. If you get to cut up tits and asses all day, Ross, who wouldn't want to do that? Cut up tits and asses all day. With a wiker. I don't know.

i think surgeons are psychopaths down trained trained i'm glad they exist yeah exactly love cutting up cutting up bodies is probably probably gonna really remove a lot of the physicality of what it is out of your head you can just be like yep this is just a job i'm just cutting i'm saving lives yeah focus on the saving lives part and that's it's all good but in this situation you'd be just making boobs bigger

So instead of saving lives, you're maybe accidentally killing people with, what's it called? Brazilian butt lifts. The most dangerous surgery there is. Why is that the most dangerous? Because it causes blood clots. And blood clots are like... On the arteries or the leg. Bad blood, yeah, in the ass. Or like in the ass. Did you get yours removed? I had to get them removed.

Yeah, which I'm gutted about. But the good news is I raised a pig and then recycled some of the fat from the pig and put it into my own ass. But it's cool because I raised the pig. You raised the pig yourself. It's organic. I used crisper. Brazilian butt lift. Yeah, I harvested the meat off of the pig that I created with crisper and my own semen at a local farm. Also, the farm doesn't know about this, so I had to do it clandestine. So I crept into a pig farm. I chose the prettiest pig I could. Did it look like you a little bit?

Oh, well, the new pig, the pig that came out. You said that you crisped it. Yeah, I thought you were asking how did the mother pig look? Right. Because I thought I was trying to look for a good looking one. Oh, I see. But I didn't do anything to the animal. I just used, I injected it, you know. I see. AI, the original AI. Artificial insemination. Oh, I see. Yeah, the original AI. So anyway, six weeks later, I pop out. And, well, not me. My fat donor. My pig donor.

human hybrid fat donor pops out

I take it to the plastic surgeon. They suck all of the fat out of it, like those things in Dune where they take people's water. Oh, yeah. Those old... Visceral. Yeah. Does that, but with my fat pig-human hybrid clone. And then they put it into my ass, and now I've got to pop an ass again. So, worth it. But you had an issue, yeah. Initially, I had to get it taken out because, yes, Brazilian butt lifts do cause blood clots, which, if going to your heart or brain, can kill you pretty much instantly. Sick. Yeah.

Yeah, or lungs. Anywhere. Yeah, they're not good. Blood clots are bad. That's why you want regular leech treatments.

Because their anticoagulant spit will keep the likelihood down. I just take a ton of aspirin every morning. Yeah? A ton? I don't know if that's good either. Isn't that blood thinner? Right? Yeah, it gets rid of clots, doesn't it? Is it? Or maybe it helps loosen up those ones that are kind of stuck. That's what they should... Yeah, that's the point. But it loosens up and then it gets stuck in your heart. Oh God, it's gone somewhere else. So, you know, that's how I picture it. I'm sure it's not as simple as that, but...

What? You would thin the blood and then this chunk of coagulation goes from a chunky artery into a real fragile heart. That's literally how it happens. Horrendous. I remember... It's actually a calming podcast. We're just thinking about things that will kill us without us even knowing. Like aneurysms and stuff. What can we do? I'll wake up in my parallel dimension universe where I carry on my life.

I'm starting to think this. Anyway, I had a CD. I had a CD which had a load of educational stuff on it. This was like Windows 98 era. A CD-ROM? CD-ROM. No way. Which had a bunch of educational stuff on it. You could walk around like a 3D hospital and check out all the different rooms. It was like Doom. Right. It looked like Doom. I don't mean, yeah.

Is this a dream story? No, this is real. Right, okay. This is real. Do you remember Encyclopedia 95 where it was? Yeah. Oh yeah, I remember that as well. You could move around the thing. Yeah, yeah. And you could find like a picture of a bird of prey with like a magnifying glass over it or something like that. Yeah, yeah. Somewhere interactive. But I walked into the heart room. What are you doing? Burping? Burping this way. Right. Might be a bit smelly. But yeah. I had red onions. Walked into the heart room. Yeah.

And I was like, wow, it's like a 3D heart, like five polygons and a picture, like pixelated. But then it did a video of the heart and you can see it pumping like an animated GIF style. And then it zoomed in on an artery and showed me what a blood clot and a heart attack look like. And then on top of that, they added that really low resolution scream on top of it. So it goes like...

And that was the end of the video.

That is terrifying. That was an educational video. There was something distinctly dark and scary about early graphics, wasn't there? I think it was the way they used to try to recreate shadows by using slightly greener and greyer pixels and stuff like that. And it gave it that real grey-green scale kind of feel a lot of the time. We know in The Matrix where Keanu enters The Matrix for the first time, all that liquid silver goes down his throat and his voice bit-crushes. It sounded like that.

It was quite horrible. That's gross. And it sounds wrong. When it's all crushed like that, the resolution's really low. Yeah. So that was traumatic. But you learned something. Yeah, don't have a heart attack. Again, it's the type of thing you can't, I mean, you can avoid it, I suppose, with eating right. Fatty foods. Sometimes I think it's just kind of... Sometimes you're predisposed. Yeah, predisposed genetically, which isn't.

Why are we talking about this? This is depressing. I'm calm. He's calm. I don't know about you, but I'm calm. Anyway, they found microplastics in... Everyone's testicles. ...testicles. It's a decades-long decline in sperm counts in men around the world. Shit. We think it might be to do with all the indestructible pieces of shit we're putting in all the things we drink and eat. Who would have thought? Who would have thought that would have an impact?

We want to know. It's just so convenient though, isn't it? Having a plastic bottle, having plastic everything. Plastic's a great thing. It's just that there should be more, like we need to innovate our way out of these problems as well. Like, you know. We just found a way to recycle concrete, did you see? Which is pretty useful. Because that apparently is like really hard to like reuse. What do they have to do with it? Blast into the sun? Uh,

I don't think that's recycling. I think it's something to do with BBLs as well. Oh my God, not another BBL. I thought I just branded up my fat pig brand. Yeah, they crumble it down with their BBLs. They smash them together. Two people have to volunteer. Right. And they crush the concrete against their BBLs. Which thus also strengthens their BBLs.

It smashes out the blood clots like a meat tenderizer with my branding idea of having the pig-human hybrid meat donor. Sorry, fat donor. Can you guys think of any good branding names for that? So what I'm selling is a human-pig hybrid that is...

It will be harvested to create a larger art. Like, but on me. Something like piggy bank. Piggy bank? Oh, I like that. I like piggy bank. Because you're banking on it. Yeah, that's good. That's good. You're growing it. Yeah. I mean, I think you... How are you creating this?

So you use CRISPR. - CRISPR. Right, I've got that. CRISPR is the answer for everything. - Draw the rest of the owl. - And probably other forms of AI as well as the artificial insemination. - Yeah, why not? - And actual AI. - And an actual pig. - And digital AI. - And an actual pig. And then you squirt the CRISPR-Siemen hybrid mix

I'm not sure you should be squirting your semen mixed with a bit of CRISPR. That's why I've had to use CRISPR. There's a documentary of a guy on CRISPR who's literally just injecting himself with a variety of things. He's just like, yeah, we'll see how this one works.

Is he a scientist? I don't think so. He might claim he is. But a quack, if you will. A quack? A quack. A scientist. Just as a regular scientist then. Are you talking about Brian Cox again? No, it's not Brian Cox. It was a documentary. I can't remember what it's called now. But yeah, it was literally all about CRISPR and how... I was talking about how great it was. He literally just injected himself into all sorts of stuff. I've got this one that's going to give me more muscle.

and he was just doing it it's pretty dumb but they have managed to make rats glow and stuff by taking the bioluminescent gene from a squid and putting it in a rat would you want to glow? yeah I'd like to glow can you imagine how useful it would be to glow all the time you're just a torch is it Alex Mack? don't we all have a level of bioluminescence that we just can't see with the wavelength of sight that we see

Apparently we have a pattern on our skin that's very similar to that that you see. This sounds like aura pseudoscience. No, no, I think it's true. Okay. Potentially. I'm sure you reflect light in a certain way. Sure. I'm going to Google it. Yeah. You carry on. Make sure you open Google, not TikTok. They tested the sperm from pet dogs as well. I just saw 47 testes from pet dogs.

They found microplastic pollution in every sample. So, like, I guess with the pet dogs, at least it's a bit more ethical to take their balls. Well, I say ethical. Normally their balls get chopped off. Murphy's still got his. Why? Because you're saving the plastic for a nice cup. I just want to do tests on his balls later, yeah. What? Can you taste it? What? The plastic. I don't know if they do that test, actually. Do they do a taste test on all the sperm? Is it a bit more gritty, do you think? Salty. I don't know.

I don't know, but it's microplastic, so you wouldn't even know. It's tiny, tiny, tiny little...

I always imagine microplastics as those very not microbeads. You know, those ones they used to put in face scrubs and stuff? They're still in there. And everyone's like, don't use these. They put it in toothpaste and stuff? Microbeads. In toothpaste? Well, yeah, there's bits in certain Colgate's and stuff like that. But not made of the microbeads. Not the microbeads. But there's still stuff that you shouldn't have in your toothpaste. I thought that those things dissolved, but apparently not. No. Which is...

But I guess we're all consuming and it's all in... It's in us. I eat all my toothpaste. So do you think you'll just get to a point... Sorry. Sorry, I just brush all of it and then a big swallow. Carry on with my day. What if a little bit is stuck in your gums and then your bloodstream and then... Big... Swallowing toothpaste sounds gross. It's horrible. Apparently, trot...

we all emit in infrared due to our body temperature we also emit at lower wavelengths as well so this is imperceptible to us but this is a Guardian so it's relatively reputable compared to all the news Ross gets funny news from

Ultra-sensitive cameras reveal that our bodies do emit tiny amounts of light that are too weak for the human eye to detect. And it's a level of bioluminescence. Cool. As a result of a chemical reaction within our cells, first time light produced by humans has been captured on camera. It's just like basically a...

part of the reaction that's going on in the cell also creates light as a byproduct. A little bit of a byproduct of light, yeah. That's cool. So if we had more sensitive eyes, we could see that. So all living things probably do that. Yeah, it's likely. If there's some sort of something going on in the cell, it can sometimes emit light. It's probably safe to say most mammals that have the same composition. Is there any truth in the kind of cartoony radiation makes you glow kind of thing? Or no? I played too much Fallout to answer this question.

I don't know what's real. I guess it depends on what you've been affected by. Because obviously famously, was it Marie Curie did the whole thing where she was brushing her teeth with...

something. Lead paste? It was the equivalent of that. It glowed. So it was like, apparently gave them all terrible gum cancer and things like that. Snorting some asbestos. Brushing their teeth with lead paste. Gotta stay calm. This is a calming podcast. Munching down peel. Everything's technically radioactive to a point. Radium. Radium is pretty radioactive. Radon? Radium? Radon is...

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All right, so microplastics. Our sperm is full of plastics. We need to innovate something that eats up all the plastics inside us. That's what we need to do. Wasn't there like a bacteria that they use to destroy plastics? It eats plastic. There's something that eats plastic. But does it just make it smaller? No, it just makes a byproduct, which is its base carbon components, I believe. So it makes it good.

I feel like a nanomachine would be better than a bacteria because the problem with a living thing is it could evolve or change. Whilst if you put a nanomachine in there, you program out for one thing and one thing only. Oh, steady.

Yeah, basically. There's a little semen with microplastics floating around. Some of them have plastic on their little faces so they're kind of dinking around the walls and stuff. They can't see where they're trying to get to. Yeah, they're literally swimming through the Pacific plastic patch. Yeah.

They're using it as armor. One's got like the rings from beers around its neck. Much smaller micro version of a... Well, they say it's reducing the amount of sperm or active sperm. Sick. Well, we had a population problem anyway, right? So that's just nature sorting itself out, isn't it? Well, I guess so. There's often this argument that... It's also in our blood as well and breast milk.

it's everywhere so it's entirely in our bodies problem is if society collapses through population collapse then all of the institutions that control all the dangerous things we've made collapse too and they're like because right i always thought this people always try and argue like oh we need more population because like otherwise society is going to collapse you're like well society is kind of killing the planet and i kind of feel like we have a responsibility to not kill the planet and kill all the animals in it um and also we

We depend on them to live. So maybe us reducing our population and allowing the Earth to thrive a bit more without our presence as much is a good thing. But then the other, the argument to that, the counter argument to that is, yeah, you know, like all the dangerous weapons and nuclear armaments and all the nuclear reactors and all the things that if we don't keep up to date and going are going to destroy the planet far more than...

You gave a real serious answer to my quite throwaway... I know, but I think that. I always think that. I'm like, well, fuck it. Yeah, people are dying. But we're not breeding enough. But equally, who can blame people when you... The outlook is so bleak. Yeah, so maybe we all do need to go into decline for a bit. But now it's a case of... We just need to get gills and live in the ocean. But I don't think that's the case anymore. I think that might be the solution. We'll get gills, gills in the ocean. You're in a water world, this shit. Get some gills. But the gills have to be like...

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so they can deal plastic. Yeah, you don't want any blockages in there and then boom, heart attack. The problem with the way this is going, right? Like not choosing to have a future generation is a choice.

well, it's not really. It's kind of like pushed upon you because you feel like you can't sustain that or you don't want to because of the situation you're in. It's even more so reinforced because your balls are full of plastic. You don't get a choice at that point. Yeah, yeah. And that's a major problem you've got to address and it should be the role and aim of governments and countries alike to try and solve those problems. 3D print something with our sperm.

Using the plastic inside. How much plastic do we need? A lot. You've been 3D printing a lot lately, but I'm guessing it's not going to be just a couple of goes. I don't think so. I think it might take a while to get enough filament to 3D print a little boat. Do you think there are people out there who are collecting their own sperm in jars? There's come boxes. Come boxes. Box doesn't seem like the right term.

place to put that you don't think of that a jar makes sense you know cum boxes cum boxes so what is a cum box you know what a cum box is you've heard the stories no I haven't it was like an old internet thing where it's just like horrible dark pictures of a box in the corner is it like a walls 2 litre blue one no like a fucking cardboard box like coming in a cardboard box but it's just why it's a terrible choice you need a jar what were they saving it for

Are they keeping it cool? They're just jizzing in the box because that's where they jizzed because they're a horny teen. But why would they jizz in a box? I don't know. If you knew anyone who was storing large amounts of their own... It's like the early 4chan era shit. But if you knew anyone, would you still want to speak to that person? Definitely not. I don't think so. Definitely not. There was a guy down the road from me when I must have been like 6 or 7 who I used to trade Pokemon cards with. Or I think it was Tazos. Hmm.

He collected his toenails in a jar and then I stumbled across the jars. Why have you got what's this?

Oh no, yeah, whenever I cut my toenails, I put them in this jar. Why? I don't know, but I never spoke to that kid again. I was like, that's gross. That's so disgusting. That ends my life question. Big, chunky toenails with grime on them. It's like, why are you keeping those? So disgusting. What on earth do you keep them for? Are you ever impressed by how much toenails can smell? I am grossed out by how much they can smell.

It doesn't surprise me considering the environment they're in all day. Yeah, you've got to keep them clean. But like, yeah, it can be like real like decay, you know. I like to soak my feet these days. It's nice to have a good soak, yeah. Oh, that's a nice idea. So what keeps your toenails soft? Yeah. In the Bristol Canal. Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah. So I can pick up other diseases. Have you got a foot spa? Yeah, it's like a little, well, it's like a bucket thing, which, yeah, it's not like one of those ones, because you can get ones which vibrate and stuff. You've not thought about a brain for that? No.

No, I don't use that often. But when I do... You can get a ball out. Like long walks and stuff. Do you put the little thing in to separate your toes? No. I know that's for like... Painting them. It's for painting them, yeah. But I always think it makes them just look a bit like a nice even application of water. I always thought. I'm never using myself. I might start soaking my toes. It's quite nice after like if you go hiking or long walks and stuff. It's quite nice. I used to just get, you know, the sink.

Fuck, what is the name of it? Just a basin. Just a washing up bowl, yeah. Bit of ferret liquid. Bit of warm water. Ferret liquid on your feet? Yeah. That's going to dry your feet out too much. You want to change that? I didn't.

When? You used to do it? Yeah. Oh, you don't do it anymore? No. Very liquid. What is washing still in there? Like, destroy oils. What is washing up? Yeah. Push the forks and knives out of the way. Soak my feet. Why not? Speed the process up. Exactly. And then also, you could help scrape off any extra grime using your toenails. Yeah, I'm cleaning these plates with my toes. Who's cleaning who? Do you keep a toenail for? Yeah.

Are you toe knife users? Yeah, I've got a toe knife. I've got a toe toolkit. Old Stanley. My toes are in a great way these days. Growing up, I used to get ingrown toenails so frequently. It was fucking horrendous. Ripped them all off?

Dude, yeah, I used to do surgery on my toes. Like, legit. I learned to really deal with a lot of pain. Oh, yeah. Blood. Oh, Jesus Christ, dude. Not a good conversation. Let's keep this calm. We've got to keep calm. Let's stay calm. It's so far beyond calm. Let's stay calm. The first thing was about microplastics in the testicles. We move on to heart attacks. Yeah.

And Klotz. Anyway, what's next? Did you hear that thing about Scarlett Johansson? Yes. She's suing or threatened to sue OpenAI for using voice likeness. It's funny. Oh, it's not funny, of course. Which...

I don't think it sounded just like her, but I think the fact is they asked her to use her voice. Yeah, she declined. And there were several references to it. And then it does sound a little bit like her. But I don't know if it's likeness. How much can you protect your likeness from...

being used do you think I think this falls within it's fucking hard isn't it because if she said yes that would have been almost her making a political statement because so many artists in their different forms are against AI for their various reasons but like I guess if she'd gone yeah you can use my voice that would almost be her going like I approve of my voice being the voice of this especially being an actress yeah but then equally like it's a bit like writing a new film

About the sort of adjacent to Lord of the Rings. It's basically a fantasy film It's not it's not Lord of the Rings It seems a lot like Lord of the Rings, but it's just a fantasy a medieval fantasy surely This is just a yeah sounds a bit like you but it's not you kind of situation I guess any AI is just it sounds a bit like that person like they've done like we had our voices trained on AI and it sounds a bit like us but not fully and

So, yeah, I don't know what the rules are there, but obviously it didn't help that this guy was Sam Altman, is it? Yeah. He was quite persistent to try and get her involved and pay her for it and stuff, but like... The problem is... Apparently they trained it on her voice without her consent. So that does seem pretty suit worthy to me. That's a real breach of...

Whatever. Well, we're just going to copy you and change you slightly, I guess. Also, they were denying that it is Scarlett Johansson. Right. Sam tweeted the word her, which is literally the film where she's an AI with whacking phoenixes.

And I think the whole idea of using Scarlett Johansson as the voice of open AI came from that. And so their argument to say it isn't Scarlett is a little flimsy when there's that much evidence. It's interesting because I don't feel like the film Her was really even bigging up AI. It was more of a warning of what it could be. They missed the message of how dystopic that is. Let's make it more like this film that's kind of, if anything, showing a little bit of a weirder, not necessarily darker side, but like...

how it can fuck up the psychology of people. And congratulations to them for once again completely missing the point as to why a person wouldn't necessarily want to be associated with this. They're like, we're just big fans. We just love your films and love your voice. Yeah, but I just don't really want my thing to be done with it.

I'm going to be that voice. You know, like they're so oblivious to like, come on, you must know this is a contentious thing. Like, no, but it's so good. That film's so good. You know, they're just like, oh, Jesus Christ. Okay. Whose celebrity voice would you like to hear if it was in AI all the time? Um,

Christopher Walken. Christopher Walken. To be fair, it's like when a while back on Tom Tom Sat Navs or whatever, you'd get Stephen Fry or Gandalf could read out the direction, Tom left. Do not pass. Road closed. You could definitely train someone that's like a Gandalf voice impersonator, train it on the movies to make it sound very, very close, and then...

you can do any of these things with their voice from now on. I guess they've got to really steer clear of being like someone at all now. The problem is the training data. If the data is taken from the original source, that's a problem, which most open AI stuff is because they scrape the internet for however long.

So it's still a problem because the whole thing is based on stolen data. Maybe OpenAI should pay a tax, a specific AI kind of tax that is equally distributed between everybody that's had their data harvested by it. It's almost like a... That'd be nice, wouldn't it? Yeah. Like, hey, you're all going to have been...

in developing the knowledge of AI, whether you like it or not. And because we profit from it and call this a private enterprise rather than a public enterprise, then they should pay a tax to society for operating within it, I suppose. But good luck getting any kind of government to successfully establish tax laws after something's established itself as a juggernaut. And is exponentially growing. Seems like it's impossible. Microsoft has already adopted in its major search engine technology

It's just crazy. And Apple seemingly rumored to also be adopting open AI for their next iOS. It makes you wonder whether the only way to get successful legislation against the great big malevolent forces in our world, largely billion dollar corporations.

is genuinely a people's revolution. How do you do that? If everybody in power is beholden to people who have power, if anyone... It's just not real. It's not actual. The only way to actually do anything about it is to have a government that's fanatically against these people getting away with it. And they're not. Did you see what Microsoft introduced the other day? Was it Recall? Basically, it's...

Basically takes a screenshot of your workstation every few seconds and just has a memory log of everything you've used your computer for. Cool. So it's like Time Machine, like Apple's Time Machine but live. It's like recording your screen all the time. Right. So I mean, I guess there are some use cases for it, but it seems like it's just open to abuse or like... Very much so. To see every single thing that's been on your screen. It's like... I did wonder how long it would take before something like that existed because obviously you'd imagine it'd be quite...

huge, take a lot of data. But yeah, apparently that's something they're introducing and our government apparently saying they don't necessarily want that to be a fixed thing or I'm guessing it's optional for now. It's like key logging. Like when you infect someone with a virus, someone's computer and they trace what you're typing so they can get credit card details and stuff like that. Like Microsoft's legitimately doing that essentially but with even more high resolution. Yeah, supposedly they're like only you can access it but I guess that's the case with all this stuff. Unless you know any of the coding of any of this stuff...

You don't know shit. They could have all of that stuff. This leads nicely onto Apple iCloud, where you think when you delete a photo, it goes away, but it turns out people that have sold their phones...

Those deleted photos are resurfacing back onto that phone that someone else now owns. So it's like all the ones that you wanted deleted were actually stored on iCloud. So they just came back on your phone? Yeah, even if you deleted them. Because they were still keeping them for their own AI training purposes or something. So they kept the files once you deleted them. I'm surprised they even have space, I guess, for that.

They must be pumping shitloads into just storing all this stuff. Yeah. Because I thought that it was expensive to store in space these days. But I guess if they're using it for their own personal gain, then maybe not. Bear in mind as well, the UK has a full tank surveillance system. So what that means is... Full tank. Everything...

that comes in and out of the country via the internet goes through gchq first like we have that whether or not we have the capability to actually sift through that much data whether or not it's correlatable but for the last i think it's at least the last five years the uk has had what's called a full tank system which is where everything all traffic goes through like a holding area basically and it's recorded and so like

We are to an extent already completely devoid of privacy. I guess the problem is that what we're trying to do here is to stop private companies and private individuals from having too much power. But then all it takes is for one rogue country to just hack our data and then all of the data is gone anyway. Like it's...

I mean, I understand the... It just seems like such a huge problem. It requires so much more than just regulating individual companies. It seems to require, like, a whole other level of administration. Like, I don't know. It feels like the cat's out of the bag a bit. Very much so. Technology's running away. I just don't really trust, like, what comes in from AI. When you ask the question, it's like, is it actually giving you the right answer? Because Snulty sent us something earlier on, which is quite funny, because it's...

Somebody said, what was it? Google AI overview suggests adding glue to get cheese to stick to pizza. And it turns out the source is an 11-year-old Reddit comment from...

this user it's amazing it just says to get cheese the sticker i've been mixing about one eighth cup of elmer's glue in with the sauce and then they've and then ai has used that as a legitimate answer it's just like we sourced it they're just grabbing this any old information all and considering and they format it nicely because they got like the little ones like the sauce came from this website yeah it's crazy it looks great when it accepts that as an answer i think google ai is particularly bad because it also suggested someone to drink their own piss

as well. It's another one like that. They found my Reddit posts then. You guys should just source Alex Smith. Source Dr. MD Alex Smith. But you're right though. I feel like I could only ever ask questions to AI if I can then also...

know the answer as well. Like, I'm just shortcutting to save time. Like, for example, like calculations and math or something like that. Like, if I walk 5,000 steps at 3 kilometers an hour, how long will it take me to do an hour? I could... But all this is going to take, right, is just, like, some tweaks to be, like, when you type the flag, just go, like, factual only or no generative or something like that or no gen giving the answer to this. Where it will just...

you can Google it knowing usually you, you would trust a Google first result, right? You wouldn't, you wouldn't trust a, um, an AI's result, but you could just say to them, Hey, search the internet and don't use your own generative faculties. Just like, you know, do whatever Google does, you know, um, go to you, go to Google or go to the dictionary and look at what this means, you know, and it would have like factor factual,

tablets that it could check, you know, like tables it could check. Yes, yeah. The problem is it's a large language model, so the entire thing is based on sourcing and pulling together information. Yeah, there might be a limitation to how it works, I'm not sure. But yeah, I imagine that's what it's going to take, though, because ultimately...

The thing you would do differently is just load up Google rather than load up open AI. Yeah. So if you could just tell the open AI to go and push the buttons to get Google going, I don't know. I think that's the plan, isn't it? Like open it while AI on like Apple devices and stuff is going to be using like Siri, but Siri actually working. Yeah. I mean, rather than Siri being like confused at what you said and getting it wrong. Sorry, I don't understand. Yeah.

Because that's the most impressive thing about using OpenAI is it seems to understand very casual language. Context, yeah. And yeah, like the examples they did recently with the update was at 4.0 were kind of mind-blowing, especially the translation stuff. That is really impressive. So like there are some elements which are thoroughly, like would be really good, but it's just also encompassed with this kind of theft element, which I think we're all just going to have to deal with eventually, especially if it steals voices and...

music I mean the music one's impressive as well I don't know if you've seen I think it's called pseudo or sumo or something or no basically you can yeah make AI music and it sounds really fucking good and it's surprising how good it is can't be any worse than the Spotify charts right now fucking hell it's all just derivative bullshit but that's it but like there's no apps out there where you can just give it a bunch of lyrics do a little key change

Does it have a bridge? Yeah, you can program it all in. There's some interesting YouTube videos about it. It's also just like we're not going to be able to decide or figure out what was AI and what wasn't in music terms. Especially in AI, like you say, it's all so similar now. But yeah, worrying? Yeah, it's an interesting time. I do see the benefits of, like you say, there's certain things of AI that really do enhance the...

access to information and stuff like that but also it comes at the cost of it's scraped everyone's data to get that yeah and i don't you can't really go back from that really because they've done it yeah there's always going to have that information unless they're like no we definitely deleted it put in the recycle bin we don't have anyone's data anymore we trained it all on our in-house data you can't ever like they'll never be able to prove it because it's so much data yeah it's just gonna be bogged down with the sheer amount of it all

But we talk about that quite a lot in AI and shit. It's kind of very prevalent in what we do. What the hell are you looking at? That's a German politician licking a public toilet. What the hell? I don't... I saw it earlier. It looked pretty disturbing. I thought it was a talking point. What's going on? Pretty gross, hey guys? Yeah, it's quite distracting. That guy's face also is quite strange. There's a guy licking a public urine...

Weird, I don't even know the context of it, I literally just found it. There's a German politician called, what, Martin Neumayer? Am I saying that right? Probably not.

But he's filmed himself licking public toilets of a railway station, which is... Why? Because they're so clean? I mean, God. I mean, remember that photo you showed me of that toilet the other day as well? Oh, yeah. In an Asda. It was all blue. Like, they put the lighting in there in blue so people don't shoot out. All the toilets were broken. There was wet tissue paper all over the floor. What happened? What time of day was it? That was like three o'clock in the afternoon on a weekday.

That's Asda Bevan's toilet, mate. It's fucking horrendous. It was horrible. The picture he sent us was just like that. Yeah, it was dystopic. It's like a cyberpunk toilet. Yeah. Yeah, pretty messy. But yeah, this guy's just licking a toilet. Why is he licking toilets? I don't know. Maybe he's high on something. It doesn't really give you much context. Oh my God, it gets worse.

Yeah, he started... Oh, yeah, something about masturbating with a sex toy. I don't know what that's... In one clip, Neumeier was seen singing the Nazi-era German national anthem along with... Masturbating. Masturbating rectally with a sex toy. Moreover, several videos of him surfaced on social media and gone viral. What the hell? I think he might have had... Maybe he was self-destruct. Yeah, I think he might have had a psychotic break. Yeah, well, that went viral, apparently, so... Jesus Christ. Wow, that's insane. A politician...

gross a politician it's a good way to kill your political career though they're usually so decent people I can't believe it imagine Rishi Sunak just doing that just on a public toilet so a quick way to end your career look at me or just like any hi I'm stood in the rain it goes back to the collecting your toenails thing I don't think you want to speak to that person no or be associated with them again

There's something there that I just couldn't relate to. No. That would always be a sticking point. Are you still collecting those toenails? How's the toenail collection then? Oh, huge. You should see it now. Oh, wow, the jars are great. It's brimming. I had to hire it. I've got a shipping container full of toenails now.

Wow, that's crazy. What if I could turn that into filament? Could you melt it down or something? Make a nice piano. Create a giant foot statue. This is made out of toenails. Whatever you can make from ivory, you can make it from toenails. So pianos and chess pieces. Can you melt that down, do you think?

I doubt it's meltable. I mean, maybe you could. Can you craft it in some way? Craft it like a sword. A really brittle sword. Yeah, or just glue it all together. Or just put resin. Just hit something sharp. Put it on a table. Have a resin table. Oh, look, it's not my table. What the fuck are these little... One of those clear resin wafting coffee tables. Yeah, one of those pearly white bits all over there. Oh, those are my toenails. That would make the news, though. Like, yeah, it...

If you created a clear resin table that contained your toenails and then tried to exhibit it at an art museum, people would come to see that. I reckon you could sell a toenail resin table. I think you could. What about a cum box? Not a cum box. They're not things. You're the only one who did it. Stop trying to normalize it. It was a shoe box and it was on Reddit. A shoe box? Wait, is it a real thing? How full of a cum was it?

I didn't realise it was a real thing. Was it like, was there depth? Yeah. Yeah? Did you see like, could they push a finger into it? It looked like, you know when you have like school glue? Yeah. And you were to pour that into a shoebox. Yeah. You sure it wasn't just that? I mean, it could have been a total fabrication. Well, a proper like, thick. Did it look cummy? How much was in there? I can't remember. Like enough to fill a shoebox? I didn't want to look at it for too long. Did it look cummy? Wait, what? Was it on what the fuck?

What was the category? I'm just... I can't... Who's doing this? This is back when Trump made the use of Ebalm's World. Yeah. It's that era. That's where Ebalm's World is, Jesus. It's that era. He was still living in Ebalm's World at that point. That's some shit. After coming from Rotten.com, after needing a laugh from Rotten.com, he went to Ebalm's World. Pick me up.

From Worldstar. Rotten.com, is that the thing? Yeah. What was on that? Just mainly death stuff. Stuff now that seems tame. Just, yeah, Twitter now. But back then seemed pretty awful. Like people getting like, you know, really fucked up. Really visceral stuff. But not all the time. Like One Man One Jar would be on there. Yeah. That would be on e-bombs. Might make it on e-bombs, just for the hilarity of it. But it's quite funny. Oh, so gross though. What? One Man One Jar.

I don't know. I like the backstory. Well, we made the backstory up. I like the artistry. I'm in it for the artistry every time. It was a well-shot video. It's a demonstration of a brave soul. So brave. A lost brave soul challenging themselves to something I don't think they expected to happen, to be honest. I feel like there was a shock factor in that. They were lucky to have the selfie screen option so they could pluck the glass out of their arsehole

Otherwise, he'd be doing it blind, which would be quite difficult to do. But they had the screen so they could look down at the handy cam. We should get someone on who works at the NHS who has to extract random things from people's arses. We do know someone that could actually tell us some horror stories from the NHS that works in the emergency room. God, that's...

And I've been told some horrible things. I don't want to bring them up. Obviously quite horrible. Oh, right. Like bad. Not funny. Well, it's just like really disgusting stuff that just the body does sometimes. Oh. Stuff like abscesses. You know, like when a junkie will shoot up in their ass a lot. And after a while, the ass will start to become necrotic where they collapse and the flesh will start to rot. And then they'll come in to the A&E and then they'll have to like...

cut open the abscess and remove all of the stinking, like rotten flesh from their legs and then try and help them not get sepsis and die. That happens all the time apparently. All the time? Yeah, like horrendous junkie injuries are very common in A&E. Those are the ones they want to talk about anyway. It's also the resilience of the human body sometimes when you see some of this stuff. You're like, what the fuck? How's the...

how was that person put themselves through that? They're like, actually just healed fine. It's like, how? It's nuts. Sometimes it does. Sometimes it doesn't. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's, it's a bit of lottery. Um,

There's some horrible stuff. If you want to bring someone... Well, now I'm not sure. My mate, who's a policeman, was telling me about the time the other day where he had to try and fight off a guy that covered himself in his own shit so that they wouldn't take him. Oh, my God. What method, though? I mean, if you're thinking on the spot, on a flight, I don't want these guys to get near me, but what's a good deterrent? Your own shit. He was scooping it from his ass and wiping it all over his clothes. I don't know whether there's any point where I could literally...

like shit on command without needing already needing one desperately or you did it on the impredator to do that on the fly cloaked there's actually it's quite impressive as gross as it sounds like to actually just say I'm going to just defecate on into my hands takes a certain kind of person to do that right god yeah someone being chased by the police

Yeah, man. There's some weird people out there. I guess we're some of the weird people out there as well. We're talking about it. No, I don't think so. I think some stuff is like, I think the main takeaway is we don't know how horribly some people live. And I don't mean necessarily suffering, but also just how disgusting some people are. There was a thing where they were taking, I watched a video. This wasn't a personal account from somebody, a video where they knocked in this guy's door who was, I think like, I don't know, trading in like,

drawings or some weird shit very it was a strange illegal thing and the person was a strange illegal you know internet dweller and they got into their room and it was just a mattress on the floor the police the British police there's a mattress on the floor a computer on the floor a fridge and then just next to the mattress there were like just one or two spots where they just got out of bed and just shout on the floor

And they'd just shit on the floor. And they were just like, what happened here? Is this Aspen Gold? Did he do that? That wouldn't surprise me. Some people are full on non-functioning, just little trolls. And you just wouldn't credit that existing, but it does. Did you have friends who kept piss in jars at home? I would have probably been that friend. I saw someone drink piss in school.

I think I saw someone drink piss as well. What happened? Why? They were definitely bullied and they were... To do it? Like, egged on? Yeah. Oh, God. Like, all the rough housing, like, upper years were, like, egging him on to do it and he was obviously getting a level of attention that he'd never really gotten before. Oh, right. So he was just, like, kind of, like, almost... And he had learning disabilities. So they just took advantage of a vulnerable person to bring him to piss. And he just went with a panda pop.

It was a pan of pop, emptied out, pissed in. It's just a pan of pop. Just imagine it's lemon. Kind of awful. You know when you watch some of those... Sometimes the psychology of these things is to get your head over it. Is that what happened? You drank it. Did he like the taste? No. Did no one try to stop him? No one? Well, it was like, if he were to, those big guys would beat you up. Like, no one get close to him. He's going to drink piss. Right. Bullies. Bullies. I didn't see any piss drinking at my school.

That's a shame. I know, yeah. That was quite formative for me. That taught you some stuff. I learned from that day forward, it's an option. I'm like, well, if you've got to drink then... Did you just watch Bear Grylls? I didn't want to say it, but it was Smith. He had learning disabilities. He drank it. He was egged on by bullies.

And I drank my own piss. And he drank his own piss. Look at me now, Mum. Made me tall and strong. Nice. Save that for the autobiography. Yep. How pissed may be the man I am today. Formative, like I said. Yeah. Fuck. Look at us now, Ross. I know. Look at us now. Online piss drinkers. I barely have to drink my own piss now. Yeah. Barely. We're so far away from school now. I'm glad that's not... Well, I didn't have to... We're so far away from uni now. Yeah. Yeah.

2011 was one day. It does feel like a long time. Yeah. 13 years for me and Ross. Longer for you. Yeah. Old men. That's a teenager now. We don't need to get forced into drinking our own piss. Unless, obviously, maybe some people threaten to chef you up in the streets. In which case, I'll drink that piss straight away. Whose piss? Where's the piss? Would drinking my piss stop you guys being violent? Yeah, I would like that, yeah. For a bit. Does anyone have a receptacle for my piss?

and then you drink piss to stop getting stabbed i'd do that there's many things i think i do to stop getting stabbed drinking piss would be one of them it would yeah it would yeah yeah would you eat your own shit you would you would you would i feel like you would to avoid getting stabbed i feel like if there's like a knife to my throat it feels like you are you're eating shit exactly mercy of whoever's doing that to you well will you eat somebody else's shit you would yeah it's all on there anything else anything else

just if you're getting chased down by the police the police and you're you're going to do serious time would you smear your own shit on yourself i don't know about that one i don't i don't feel like i'm capable of shitting on command but i feel like i'd have to already be on the edge of needing a shit i think that's more of a perfect i don't think i'm capable of doing that but that's like i feel like that's a quite a solid method

Or cover yourself in like sewage or maybe jump into like a bin or... I'd start like pissing like a fire hose to like ward them off like flames. Pissing like a fire hose? You know the ones that they use on protesters? Blasting them back. Get back! They're knocking them off their feet. Pissing.

shit me that's a pizza bell if you're capable of doing that then use it yeah use it as a superpower how do you manage to dump that much liquid that quickly like volume wise what's the secret you've just got to create a tiny opening so it's like penetrating oh so it's a laser so there's not much force to it you wouldn't knock people off your feet with that you'd blind them yeah I'd aim for the eyes yeah you can aim for that

Little pin piss. They call them. Chris the pin piss. Just squeezes it really hard. It's like a super high block. They use it for cutting metal in engineering I think sometimes. It would be at that level. High pressure water cutting. Otherwise I'd be out very quickly. How do you deal with the heat build up from generating that much pressure? It's arousing. Do you ice your shaft to keep it cool? Yeah, I keep it in a bag of ice.

I can only go this high if I lower the temperature of my balls to minus 60. I'm prepared for this moment. I used the wind half method. I got an ice chastity belt.

It's just all mess and science, baby. And the ability to endure a frozen dick. My dick is so dark and black. I don't know whether I'm coming back from this season's... What's it called? Frostbite. Jesus, I have to chip off layers of blackness. All that's left now is your fortified urethra that you've had to make stronger using various Kit Kat wrappers. I feel like you've spent time thinking about this. It's an amazing piece of engineering. You should too.

Second alien to the Dyson sphere, which they think they found eight of. You hear about this? I think I do hear about this. They found eight Dyson spheres. Yeah, probably. Where are those Dyson spheres? Well...

They obviously haven't found eight Dyson spheres. But they've... There's a sun that should be there and it's not there. Recently, there was... No, they were just looking at the way stars emit radiation and they were emitting infrared in a certain way that would suggest that they have structures around them. So, here we go. What have we got? No idea of the veracity of these statements. Dyson spheres. Astronomers report potential candidates for alien megastructures. Here's what to make of it. I want to make it clear that when they look through these telescopes, they see...

really tiny fucking dots and then sure they have really high levels of detecting rays but mostly they're checking for that dot and it's brightness it's like oh it darkened for a bit that must mean there's a planet that can go in front of it yeah that's just what they're working off as carry on yep anyway these Dyson spheres are real yeah and alien megastructures we should be worried about them because those megastructures could

collide into Earth and consume everything we ever knew. No, it's the sun of intelligent life. No, we should just be... Yeah, that's intelligent life. More advanced intelligent life. It means they're harnessing the power of the sun. Which is a really advanced thing. Although it does feel like it would kind of be stupid to do it. It feels like one of these megastructure things where it's like, okay, you could harness the power of a sun, but the level of engineering required to encapsulate a sun in that much stuff, you just think they'd already get to a different form of energy generation before they get to it. To your comprehension, yeah. To your understanding.

Well, another alternative would be Dyson swarms rather than a Dyson sphere, which would be a series of satellites that harvested the energy themselves, but not in such a way that requires a structure. It would be like a series. Well, Dyson sphere is like just the categorized term for harvesting the sun. Right, okay. Well, if they're just Dyson satellites or like some giant...

Yeah. It just goes around the actual sun. That's what a Dyson sphere is. It goes really fully around it. That's what a Dyson sphere is. You're describing a Dyson sphere. And that completely absorbs it. Yes, that's a Dyson sphere. And then they utilize it. And they exist for real. What did you think a Dyson sphere was? I just thought they maybe just were spheres nearby the sun that they created, like the size of Earth.

Like a Death Star. But I've not looked into it once. This is basically what we think if we were to advance. James Dyson. The guy who makes the Hoovers, right? It's not to do with it. Is it not? I'm worried you might have actually thought of it. The vacuum cleaner guy goes up there.

on these mega structures it's not to do it's everyone in those cyclone technology whatever level they're at now seven i don't know not a lot of air out there seven so the whole vacuum thing so you get those things spinning yeah and it all suctions around the the physicist the mathematician freeman dyson was the first to formalize the concept of what became known as the dyson sphere that's not the modern day dyson guy who owns the dyson

I thought that's why they charged so much for their products. Because it comes up like this. Well, just to fund all the alien megastructures. It's going towards harnessing the sun. But anyway, they found stars that emit light in a certain way, like Trot said, that would suggest that there's something around them or doing it. There could be many other reasons for this, but they said that these would be the most likely candidates. And they're only about 900 million light years away. Wouldn't it be annoying if they could prove that's what it is, but you'd never be able to do anything about it.

It's so far away. It's up for them. You'll just be able to watch something really kind of cool from a distance and be like, that's cool. There's a very cool Kurtz Kazak video on Dyson Spheres and civilizations. And basically the level after this, right, you harness the power of the sun. Then you could create, you could move your solar system after that. And that's the next step. It was like, you can just basically place your solar system anywhere in the universe by just putting a big jet in.

Just whack a jet on it. Just take a jet on it. Just whack a couple jets on the back. Once you're harnessing the sun, you've got limitless energy essentially to build these things. Until the fuel of the sun burns out. Yeah. That's why you move your solar system to another sun. Yeah. Tow that bitch around. So do you guys think that there are advanced civilizations out in the universe now?

Do you think we're alone in the universe? No. You don't think we are? How many suns do you think there are at the stars? At least 100. I want to know why you're asking that question. Because I don't want to load a question. I'm just going to ask you now. I don't think we're alone. I think it's kind of an arrogance. I don't know. Obviously, we can only go off what we know. So I guess we do assume that we are the only ones. But when you look out there and they get their telescope and they're like, what the fuck is all of that stuff?

And we're just a little speck. It's a skybox. Skybox. It's just a picture. It's all a simulation. It's a nice little image. Yeah, presuming the universe isn't a simulation. Even if it is, presuming... What if it's just a Dyson sphere showing us a high-res? It's just a simulation. We are inside what is currently in Vegas, the sphere. We're inside that and we're looking at a Dyson sphere in itself that's showing us some cool imagery. Yeah. And then one of it, it cracks a little bit and just shows some dude's eyes. Oh, fuck.

God, that would be fucking terrifying. Bullshit! I have the idea that we're somebody's arts and crafts project. And every time we send up a rocket to establish some form of new telecommunications, they have to catch it and then provide whatever we've tried to invent. They're like, right, what the fuck are they now? Right, 5G. Okay, right, hold on. Okay, yeah, those nanites should be enough to control most people's brains. We need to control them, put some microplastics in their balls. Yeah, yeah. How the fuck am I going to get microplastics in all of these little things' balls? Um...

Ah, well, but my old project, the Pacific Trash Patch, should help. I definitely believe there's life outside of that sphere, specifically. So, yes, to answer your question. You think there is? And you think it's advanced life? As advanced as us, if not more? The Great Filter is a big old paradox. And I don't know why, if there were an advanced civilization, why it's not here already making itself known. Do you mean it's advanced enough to have faster night travel?

sure yeah but I guess it's more than it's case of everything it's so vast that it would need that the chances to be able to even come across ourselves is basically what you're trying to get at right yeah is you want to get to a point where you can romance someone like Garrus from Mass Effect yeah or have a buddy called Rex yeah who's from a different planet both or find a Twi'lek

I'm way more the Garrix option, to be honest with you. Have you seen him? Fit. I haven't seen him. Really normal looking face. Doesn't at all look really weird. How am I spelling this? G-A-R-R-I-S. Mass Effect, is it? Garrix. U-S. Garrix. There he is. Oh, right, I see. There he is. Look at that normal face. Kind of like loads of plates on his face. Yeah. Like an alien, yeah.

Looks like a good kisser. Good kisser. Yeah, of course. Very tiny lips there. Tiny little mouth there. Not much in the ways of lips. Yeah. But I'd love an intergalactic federation of some kind to be like, Earth, you're ready. Ready to receive our wealth of information and technology. You seem like you're in a bad way. The microplastic's in the balls. Bad move. We can sort you all out. Cancer's a real big problem, isn't it?

Ding. Also, who wants to romance Garrus? Garrus is available. Yeah, do you imagine a species that is capable of such advanced technology to even travel to us? That's the thing. They would just be like more peaceful or more war hungry. Or just less caring of our needs and just be like, oh, I've got war. She's on some war. If you take it from our perspective, right, we are out there looking for life.

with our levels of technology right now. Some of us are, yeah. If there is a civilization out there that is more advanced than that, is able to travel the universe way faster than we're ever able to, and they're nearby, why haven't they acknowledged us?

This is the problem. If there is advanced civilizations out there, they're either so far away that we're never going to be able to see them. If we discover them, have they explained the protocol if we discover them? Do we have to... You do this, I think. Because if we don't, would we approach them? Would that be the sensible idea? We'll shoot them down! It's like, you know...

You come across wild animals. I think we should other them. You don't approach them. You're not supposed to approach them. So if we saw people out in space, surely we would just leave them to it. Just be like, well, let's have a little look for a bit. I think that anything... Hey, oh my God. I think there's a strong argument for governments wanting to cover up the possession of...

or things. Because we're not ready. Not because we're not necessarily ready, but because there's advantages to be gained from it. You know, if, for example, if, and I know, you know, if something crashed on our planet, if a probe, if a satellite, if a,

craft or whatever from something that we're sending up into space let's imagine other people have been doing that for another thousand years crashing in america it's nuts yeah i mean well yeah exactly i'm not saying that these things have happened but like if a government were to get a craft that's capable of much greater travel across space or whatever

it would be vastly in their interest to hold on to that, keep it secret and work out reverse engineering. And equally, you know, those ones we hear about keep crashing in America, keep crashing in that, those are places that have, you know,

we've heard about you know they may well be crashing in china and russia as well both huge land masses but because land on the ocean yeah yeah far more likely and so like a lot of observations of weird stuff anyway recently i i think that it's only really been the last yeah and it's only been the last couple hundred years where we've really been able to even vaguely understand the concept of even something being able to fly in the sky that isn't a bird you know so like a lot of this stuff

is new relatively new to humanity so no I I yeah I I I have people think I'm going crazy I might be going crazy um and uh that plane that had that turbulence I think it was a Boeing by the way which one you're asking that one that had turbulence the other day was oh it was a six thousand foot drop yeah yeah randomly which is just horrifying mm-hmm

I think it was a Boeing as well. What was the airline? I can't remember. Singapore, wasn't it? Yeah. I think so. Singapore airline from Heathrow to Singapore. Shit. Awful. Yeah, there's a turbulence basically where one person died. Yeah. And they dropped out of the sky. I think most people just hit the ceiling. 6,000 feet drop. They hit a pocket. Anyway. We should stop talking about Boeing. Don't mention Boeing because people end up going missing. Well, on that note. Yeah.

I'm going to go fry my balls in a microwave. Nice. Warm the plastic up. Warm the plastic up. I'm hoping mine start to change colour and go all like speckly. Yeah, that's necrosis. I'm going to try and extract it from my sperm. I don't know how.

just like suck it through your teeth filter it through your teeth yeah suck it through your teeth of course I didn't think of that first but you've obviously tried it before I think until we've run our own experiments maybe don't follow any of our medical advice today no don't do that yeah just in case obviously they're all fine don't use that or don't use AI for medical advice either no probably ask someone who's trained

Like a doctor. Yeah. Quacks. A lot of them. Anyway, thanks for watching and listening. Thanks for listening. It's been a bumper episode today. We're a full hour now. Wow. Can you believe it? You say flower? A little bit. Full hour. I didn't say that. I heard flower. Okay. That's the problem with humans in general. Just hearing wrong and remembering wrong and all that stuff. That's a different topic for another day. That is a different topic for another day. Thank you. Thanks, Chris. Thank you for our wonderful finger today. Dibs what?

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It could be important. Years from now, they'll scrape that data and be like, thank God. Isn't there a website for checking your poo? BreakMyPoo.com, but you said you completed it. But we need to localize it, right? Yeah, but it's refreshed every day. That was just daily. It was a daily. Anyway, join that movement on our Discord. Yeah, I don't know about that. And we'll see you next time. Thank you for listening. Goodbye. Cheers.

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