做这期节目的时候，我的笑声响彻云霄，请原谅我的笑点太低。这些神回复的脑回路已经超出了天际，但如果将这些回复换成英文，你可以感受下，还能听出它们吗？
New Words:
Wechat Moments微信朋友圈
Amputation [ˌæmpjʊ'teɪʃn] n.切断; <医>截肢
-Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
-Wechat Moments
-中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？
-微信朋友圈
-What animals on earth cannot swim?
-Your wife and your mother.
-问世上不会游泳的动物是？
-媳妇和妈。
-What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
-Next!
-如果被车撞飞，爬起来之后说什么最帅？
-下一辆！
-By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
-Amputation.
-如何一个月减肥40斤？
-截肢
-I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say?
-Help! They've turned me into a parrot!
-想养一只鹦鹉，教它说一些什么话好？
-救命，我被变成鹦鹉了！
