New Words:jellyfish 美 ['dʒɛlɪfɪʃ] n. 水母；buffalo美 ['bʌfəlo] n.水牛；despite美 [dɪ'spaɪt] prep. 尽管，不管athletic美 [æθ'lɛtɪk] adj. 运动的，运动员的； 01.The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains isgreat news for stupid people.-蠢也没那么可怕，毕竟水母木有脑子，也活了6.5亿年。 02.It is impossible to lose weight just be eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes? They eat only grass.只吃沙拉是不可能减肥的，没看见牛吗？它们只吃草 03. How to get a woman mad in two easy steps :a. Take a picture of herb. Don't show it to her如何逼疯一个姑娘？a. 给她拍照b.不给她看04.I'm so athletic. I surf the Internet.我是个运动健将。我热衷于冲浪，不过是在网上。 05. I have a rule: If temperature is less than my age, I don't get out of bed.我有一个原则, 当气温低于我的年龄时,我就不起床。 06. I've never been in love, but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.我从没有谈过恋爱, 但我想这种感觉相当于目睹服务员--- 端着你的食物向你走来。 07. Top 4 wishes:a. To earn money without working.b. To be smart without studying.c. To love without being hurt.d. To eat without getting fat.四个最想实现的愿望：a.不劳而获b.不学有术c.相爱无伤d.狂吃不胖 08. Of course I am in shape! Round is a shape.我当然很有型,胖也是一种形嘛!09. Strength is the ability to break chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands andeat just one of those pieces.真的勇士就是可以徒手将巧克力掰成四瓣,却只吃其中一块。（引自https://www.lingvistov.com/）
