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Good morning. Stop! Good morning, friend. The sounds that you hear now are emanating from North Wildwood, New Jersey. We are at Kenan's Irish Pub, and the Pipples are outside. The insanity will start shortly. We are inside getting things started, so we'll go through business as usual. To begin, let's take a look at the weather forecast back home.

We'll be right back.

We're looking similar. Today's high of about 65 and partly cloudy skies. Plenty of blue up in the sky when you take a look up there. Tomorrow, similar. And then on Sunday and Monday, we'll be close to 70 degrees down the shore. So a heads up on that. We're going to take a look at traffic today. We're moving this morning. We're going to put Nick

in charge of that this morning. Nick, what's going on so far? Well, good news if you're driving down to Kenan's here in North Wildwood. The AC Expressway is looking great. Garden State Parkway, New Jersey Turnpike, all are driving just fine. No problems whatsoever on any of those roads. There is an issue in Lower Gwinnett Township in Montgomery County. Welsh Road, Heath

Eastbound and westbound between Gwinnett View Road and Stump Road. That's Route 63. That's closed due to road construction. There's a collapsed pipe, so avoid that area if you can. Also in Burlington County, there's an accident that has a shoulder blocked. This is 295 northbound right before Rancocas Woods, exit 43. But other than that, roads are looking pretty good so far. And that's good news for Memorial Day weekend. This traffic report is brought to you by Whole Foods Market. Get snacking at Whole Foods Market. Save 20% off of cut watermelon chunks.

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All right, today is Friday. It is May 23rd. This is the only serious part of the broadcast. Good morning. We'll start with this story. Criminals posing as vendors apparently were able to hack into the school district of Philadelphia's banking system several times in 2024, and they diverted a total of nearly $700,000.

Wow. Wow.

The discrepancies in the district's automated clearinghouse system were discovered during an annual audit of the school district's fiscal year of 2024. As part of the audit final review, the school district informed Brady about the payments, and the investigation is ongoing. The payments have yet to be recovered, and the vendors have not yet been paid. The individuals who allegedly committed this cyberattack, along with the two vendors involved and the financial institutions affected, were not identified by Brady or the school district.

The alleged fraud was immediately reported to the FBI, as well as the district's Office of Inspector General and Office of General Counsel. This is why I would not make a good thief or a good embezzler, because I'd be I sweat bullets when my inspection sticker is lapsed. So to know that at some point, Preston, an audit is going to take place and someone's going to find out. Yep. So it was these vendors that dove in apparently and did this.

A jury has convicted a Philadelphia woman who sneaked onto a flight from New York to Paris without a boarding pass by slipping past security and airline gate agents at JFK Airport back in November of 2024. The trial of Svetlana Dali concluded by finding her guilty on a stowaway charge by jurors in federal court in Brooklyn. Dali faces up to six months in prison, although she has been in custody for more than five months.

Well, hello, Dolly.

According to court documents, Dolly had initially been turned away from a security checkpoint at JFK by a TSA official after she was unable to show a boarding pass. However, she was able to sneak into a special security lane for airline employees and, after hiding with a large Air Europa flight crew,

You never hear of planes as stowaways. No. And the movie years ago, there was a movie called Airport.

And one of the main characters in it was a woman who had mastered the art of an older woman who didn't raise attention of stowing away on flights. But with all the checkpoints. Well, now you're going internationally like you have to go through a whole customs process. Right, right. That would be a little bit different like if you just get to your destination locally. I mean, in the States. It's much more elaborate. I wonder how many times she may have been busted or she just.

got lucky on her first shot? Or is this a woman who's done it a couple of times? There's somebody I remember reading a story that's gotten away with it more than once. I think it's this one. Okay. Because she'd sort of perfected a method. But even then, all of the things that would have to go right, you just mentioned, you'd be able to have a whole bunch of them. It's almost impossible. Yep, exactly. All right, and finally, the historic Wanamaker building in Center City will soon be getting some new life. Sepp

SEPTA plans to install classrooms to train new operators on the fifth floor of the Wanamaker building in a space about the size of a football field. And this comes after the Federal Transit Administration last summer ordered SEPTA to improve its safety training. SEPTA has only seven training classrooms in its headquarters building, but the move would give SEPTA

18 classrooms in the nearby 12-story Wanamaker building. So they're going to get the buses up there and everything? I guess they've got to get them up in the elevators or up the escalators, but somehow or another, Steve, they'll make it happen. None of the space would occupy the lower floors recently vacated by Macy's back in March. All right, in sports this morning. ... ... ...

All sacks are yummy. All sacks are yummy. Your Philadelphia Phillies won again. They did it!

Shutting out the Rockies. 2-0 last night in Denver. Major Suarez pitched into the seventh inning. Watermelon chunks. Yeah. I love them. Love them. The Phils completed the four-game sweep. They've won seven straight and 11 of their last 12 on the road. Suarez struck out six and walked three in six and two-thirds innings. And Jordan Romano got the final three outs.

For his sixth save, Colorado fell to 8-42. Yeah, Colorado's now 8-42. It's the worst 50-game start in Major League Baseball since 1901. Wow. Up next for the Phils is a trip to Sacramento. They're going to play the A's, and the A's are playing there in a minor league ballpark this season after leaving Oakland and before their new stadium in Las Vegas is finished. Zach Wheeler will get the start tonight. The first pitch is set for 10.05.

In the NBA, the Oklahoma City Thunder won game two, beating the Minnesota Timberwolves.

on 18-103 last night. No KC. Thunder now lead that series two games to none. Game three is tomorrow night in Minnesota. Tip-off will be at 8-30. In the NHL, the Florida Panthers had another easy win over the Carolina Hurricanes, winning 5-0 in game two of that series last night in Raleigh. Sorry, Maureen. One of the players' mom is here. The Panthers are now up 2-0 in that series. Game three is tomorrow night in South Florida. The puck will drop at 8-10.

Go Canes. And the Union will welcome Lionel Messi and Inter Miami CF to Subaru Park tomorrow night. The Union are in first place in the Eastern Conference with nine wins and 29 points. The match will begin at 7.30. And the Eagles are still your Super Bowl champions. Yeah! Oh!

And that's what I have for you in sports this week. All right, thank you very much, Vic. Well, it's time yet again, friends, for this little thing that we call the opening of the New Jersey Shore and the Eggs with Pegs celebration that we have at Kenan's in North Wildwood.

I see Marissa McNatta wondering about making sure that everything is in its place and every place has its thing or whatever that old saying is. Yes. There's a line of people down the road and around the corner. I actually got a text. We told you guys about Car Store Karaoke. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Kathy had discovered Lulu who drives, and she texted me earlier, and she's like, I just dropped people off at a very long line right outside of Kenan. So...

Her crazy car service is rolling around here somewhere. It's like a rolling disco, right? Yeah, totally. And you can sing karaoke while you're driving. So get a ride from Lulu if you get a chance. So, yes, I went up on the roof and took a look. We got a great crowd that's ready to work their way in here. Last night, Nick and Casey and Marissa did an appearance at Kenan's. I came by to say hello and check things out as well. And I jokingly last week said, you know, I'll go by and take a look in case they've changed anything in the room.

And they've done it again. They never tell us that they changed the layout of this place. And by the way, we asked Scott. Yeah. There's a few things. A few things? Yeah. Massively changed the interior of the main room where we broadcast from. And they brought the raised platform near the front of the bar closer to us, which actually is going to be good for people as far as viewing goes. So that's a good thing. But a little less room down front as far as the pit.

Casey likened it to being in the trash compactor on the Death Star. Okay. Where the walls are closing in. Yeah. There's lots of room and lots of things that we can do here, and we will this morning as we're getting set. But there's some obstacles in the way, but it'll make for a fun morning. Listen, I think we'll have our first decapitation if everything goes the way we're planning. Possible. You know, I mean, we've been doing it long enough. What's that? Finger scrolls.

So, yeah, we have some contests that we have planned. Obviously, that's kind of what this show has turned into when we do the live broadcast. We have this captive audience that's raring to go. Everybody who comes by, by the way, can get registered to win a very cool prize. Zippy's Bikes in Wildwood has given us a set of his and hers beach cruisers. And it's easy. There's QR codes all over the place. All you got to do is click on that and fill out the information, and you'll be in the running for that. And we've got the bikes here, which is fantastic.

Thank you to our presenting sponsor, Coors Banquet. Start your summer. Start your legacy. Coors Banquet. We'll be doing some giveaways with them. And obviously, the baptism of beer is the culmination of this event. Yeah, and it's going to be legendary this year. Yeah. And I got to thank Mike. I got to thank Steak of Mind.

Yes. Every year, they just hand over cash. They do. And we don't keep the cash. We hand the cash over to the contestants for various contests that we're going to do this morning. But Mike, stake them up. Thank you so much for always helping us out. Got a bunch of concert tickets and all kinds of things that we will be giving away. So leading up to that, they're going to open the doors here in a moment. We'll do the entertainment news next.

and get that finished, and then we'll dive into what we do here at Kenan. Then it becomes Caligula time. Yep, yep, yep. So I think we should go ahead and take a break and come back in just a moment and get the whole thing started. But it is happening live, and you can watch us on YouTube. We've got a really cool camera array set up here today that will capture all of it. Newman is handling that, as always, right? Yeah, he's amazing.

Amazing. So we'll take a quick break. We'll come back in a second, man. We are right on the cusp of summer and we're doing it here at Kenan's Irish Pub in North Wildwood. Coming back on MMR. Stay with us.

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Now, back with more of the Preston and Steve Show podcast. All right, thank you very much, Nick McElwain. We are opening up the doors. People are filing in. You are the best-dressed crowd we've ever seen. Yeah, by far. At this event. The most unique outfits. Wow, I'm excited. All right, so we're going to work our way in, and the bar opens in 25 minutes, by the way. Hey!

So let us do this part first, and then we'll get stupid. So, all right, we're going to do a stupid question. We're going to give away a Mission Impossible prize pack for the correct answer to this. And I wanted to do a Jersey Shore-themed question. So here it is. Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band was named after a street in what Jersey Shore town?

610-660-9333 is the number. Call if you know the answer to that. Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band was named after a street in what Jersey Shore town? Let's see if you know the answer to that. It's not quite as obvious as you think it might be. All right, we'll mention some birthdays today being the 23rd day of May. It's Joan Collins' 97th.

92nd birthday today. 92nd? Wow. Yeah, she is still around and kicking. She's still doing Ultimate Fighting, right? I think she's in the UFC now. Yeah, so she's a badass. She's a brawler. Actress Melissa McBride. You remember her from The Walking Dead? What was her character's name? Carol! Okay, Carol.

She was in the midst of... She became a mega badass in The Walking Dead. She turned 60 today. Then we have Kelly Monaco. We remember she was on General Hospital and then she really...

Broke into mainstream with Dancing with the Stars. She got incredibly ripped. Yeah, a hard body, big time. So she turns 49 years old today. We have singer Jewel turning 51. Now, she's been linked with Kevin Costner recently. And he has snaggletooth scrapes on his penis. Are you serious? Wow.

Is that little insider info? I don't know. You draw your own conclusion. So she is celebrating her 51st birthday today. Then we have author Mitch Albom. He's the guy that wrote Tuesdays with Maury. You love that book. I remember when that book was out, that really made an impact on you. Yeah, big time. So he turned 67. Drew Carey.

Huge Phish fan now. Is he? That's right. Dude, he went and saw them at the Sphere. I think he might have had a hallucinogen. I'm not really sure, but he was completely, he's like totally like all in on Phish. I would love to see Drew carry on some hallucinogen. On LSD. He's 67 today. And the last birthday I saw is Jeopardy host Ken Jennings.

And he turns 51 years old today. And Steve and I fully approve. Absolutely. Perfect choice. Yeah, the hosting duties from Alex Trebek. He does a great job. All right, we're going to see if we can get an answer to the stupid question. We wanted to find out what shore town Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band was named after. All right, I don't know. I didn't...

Ask how to do the phone. Is there something on here? No, they're there, and I don't know how to access. Maybe Jason can do it. What the fuck is this? Jason, is there a chance you can bring up a caller? Let's go with our first caller in, who I think was Mark, who I believe is... I don't know if Jason knows how to work the phones back there. All right, hey, Mark, can you hear me, buddy? I can hear you. Awesome. All right, Mark, what Jersey Shore town will we find the E Street that the band was named after?

It is Belmore, New Jersey. He's correct. Belmore, New Jersey. Northern Jersey to Shore Town. You are correct. Hang on the line, bud. We're going to set you up, and we're going to give you the Mission Impossible prize pack, includes $50 Kenan's gift card, Mission merch, including the hooded sweatshirt, secret pocket, trucker cap, drink koozie, a wireless audio transmitter, power bank, and utility tool pen, and, of course, Mission Impossible Final Reckoning. Every mission is led to this. Tom Cruise is Ethan Hunt. Mission Impossible Final Reckoning, only in theaters Tuesdays

And IMAX today, by the way. So the young lady in the front here wants to know what was the answer. She couldn't hear the guy on the phone. Belmar. Belmar, New Jersey. So you would have thought Asbury Park or something like that, right? Yep, that's correct. All right, so I know you're all dying to know Taylor Swift news, so I have it for you here. We're dealing with a room full of people who could give a rat's ass. Oh, they don't care. But it's important.

We're going to get through this as quickly as possible. She is no longer facing a subpoena in the legal battle between Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively. Baldoni's team withdrew it after receiving volunteer information. Sources tell TMZ this confirms the validity of the statement made last week.

That Taylor's involvement with this film was just licensing a song. So there's really no need. She would bring nothing to the court proceedings other than star power. Yeah, her spokesperson clarified that she had no involvement in casting, editing, and that she never even visited the set. Baldini is trying to subpoena Pope Leo, though. And no one can understand why. Lively's team supported Swift's efforts to get the subpoena dismissed.

and stated that they would continue to stand up for any third party who is unjustly harassed, by the way. Thank you. See everybody singing along to that? Yes! It's a very religious crowd. Megan Fox made a big reveal on Instagram that her latest pregnancy with Machine Gun Kelly was unplanned, but a happy surprise. I think the exact words he didn't pull out. The Jennifer's body actress podcast.

posted a sultry throwback video from last year on her Instagram stories, rocking a crop top and a plaid skirt. That's my look! Writing that she was six weeks pregnant at the time, and in the caption she reminded fans that, quote, women shouldn't listen to the patriarchy.

And added that they have no expiration date. Do you remember, we had the committee, we just had Steven Yeo. Oh, yeah, Steven Yeo. And he talked, and we didn't get to ask him about it, the amount of times while working in ER that he had people come in, Preston, who had no idea they were pregnant. He said it's insane. It happens way more than you would think.

So, Megan Bogum, their fourth child back in March. Things have been extremely rocky between them since a shock split last Thanksgiving. And that included claims of infidelity. And from what I understand, Preston, he didn't pull out. You were there, right? Yeah, I was right there. I'm their cuck.

And claims of infidelity and barbs of... Cookie is my new movie. Back and forth. Oh, my God. Cookie Balboa. Cookie Balboa. Come on, all you got to do is watch him have sex. Oh, my God. I don't know, Mick. I don't know. That's a new... Cookie. That is a whole new series. So he's running through the Italian market and someone throws him a dildo. Oh, jeez. Cookie Balboa. Wow.

All right. Jon Hamm became a bit more than just a basketball fan this week. He inserted himself into an NBA playoff game. Did you guys see this? I did, yeah. Yeah. The actor was sitting courtside for the Knicks and Pacers game when a ball in play bounced his way. As Pacers guard Tyrese Halliburton tried to grab it before it went out of bounds, Hamm reacted and he grabbed it first. Oh, my God. Tyrese looked at him and he's like, uh.

You can't do that. Yeah. What are you doing, Jon Hamm? Yeah. Halliburton appears to want to appeal what he saw was fan interference, but seems to think better of it.

Fortunately for him, the game still went Indiana's way, and the Pacers outlasted the Knicks in overtime. It was funny, Preston, because Jon Hamm was sitting next to a guy that I didn't recognize, and then next to those two people were Larry David and Susie Essman from Kirby Enthusiasm, and Jon Hamm played, in essence, Larry David on Kirby Enthusiasm. He was being his understudy. So they've been friends for a long time, and it was just funny to see Jon Hamm, who played Larry David, sitting next to Larry David, all courtside.

And that could have easily ended up in a Curb Your Enthusiasm scene. But I mean, if you're sitting there courtside in a bowl, I think I would react the same way. Well, I mean, it was still in play. Yeah, I know. But they are right on top of it. How funny would it be if this did end up in a Curb episode? It should. Like a Lakers game or something. Yep.

All right, so there's an update on the man who stands accused of ramming his car through Jennifer Aniston's front gate. Remember the psycho? Yeah. A psychiatrist who examined Jimmy Wayne Carwile has determined the man is mentally incompetent to stand trial. Jimmy!

However, Carwile's attorneys are requesting a second evaluation of the judge. But I love her, Preston. The judge allowed it. I love her. The judge allowed it and appointed a second psychiatrist to examine him. He is due back in court.

for another hearing on Thursday. Isn't the word that he believes he's married to her? Yeah, yeah, he called her his wife. He's charged with one felony count of each of stalking and vandalism, along with an aggravated circumstance of the threat of great bodily harm, to which he has pleaded not guilty. Ah, that's just the way we fight.

So despite the rumors that continue to swirl around Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas, the Bell Arena star suggested strictly professional. Yeah. In an interview with women's... Keep it that way. Yeah, de Armas said that the multiple sightings of the two involve working on something with directors Doug Liman and Christopher McQuarrie, who are two of Cruise's regular action film collaborators.

She said, obviously, everybody knows I'm working with Tom Cruise. And, of course, I'm doing crazy things, as you do when you're working with Tom. It's another level that just keeps setting the bar higher and higher, but it's so much fun. If you were to pair her with someone, and I have someone that comes to mind for me, Ana de Armas.

And Drew Carey. And Drew Carey. Right. Okay. It's his birthday, right? Right. But he's older than Tom Cruise, right? I know, but I think he's settled down. He's got a continuing gig, and he always knows the price. Listen, I'm more okay with that than I would be with her and Tom Cruise. Okay. So apparently it's strictly professional for now, but it's what they're going with. Jimmy Kimmel has been added to the list, the latest Smurfs movie.

The live-action animated hybrid movie already features a ton of famous voices, including Rihanna, John Goodman, Nick Offerman, Nick Kroll, Natasha Lyonne, and more. It follows, the movie will follow Smurfette, voiced by Rihanna, as she leads her fellow Smurfs into the real world in an effort to save Papa Smurf.

They were going to go with the plot line originally that was supposed to mirror 12 Years a Slave. And that was too... That just didn't seem very Smurf-y. Didn't... Katy Perry was the first voice of Smurfette, right? Yes. And you know what the deal is? There are tons of voice actors that used to work...

in these movies, but now you can't do any of these movies unless you have celebrity voices. So it's kind of wiped out that part of the industry. It's not known at this time who Kimmel will be voicing, but Smurfs will hit theaters on July 18th. The Michael Jackson biopic has, it may be coming out a bit later than fans were expecting. John Feldheimer, CEO of Lionsgate, recently shared on an earnings call that the movie is likely going to move to 2026.

He said we're excited about the three and a half hours of amazing footage. Three and a half hours? Yeah, yeah. Is it two movies they're going to release it as or one three and a half hour movie? That is a good question. He said I would note that it is likely we will move Michael out.

He shared as a result of those comments, the movie is now expected to hit theaters at some point after April 1st next year. It was originally set to come out in October of this year, and it will star Jafar Jackson, Coleman Domingo, haven't heard his name in a little while, Neil Long, Miles Teller, and more.

I was telling Nick about this. So veteran actor Thomas Hayden Church has joined the TV show Tires for his second season. Wow! Yeah, I was talking to McKeever yesterday about it. I think we're going to wait until after the premiere because the premiere is on June 5th, which is a Thursday. I think the week after that. It'll give us a chance to watch it. This is Shane Gillis' show. This is Shane Gillis' show. I mean, yeah, you know, Thomas Hayden Church, J.J. Watt. You know what this is, though?

He's what Danny DeVito was to It's Always Sunny. Thomas Hayden Church will be, just to give it a little bit more oomph. The show's funny. Church comes on board as Shane's dad for the Netflix comedy. Oh, that's awesome. Sophomore season. You know what that show did really well, Steve, is that they left you wanting more. Yeah. It was a brief season. Preston, I think it's only like six episodes. They're a half hour each.

you can just buzzsaw right through it. And it's really funny. It's really well done. Uh, and then, yeah, next season's coming out soon. So the series stars, uh, Gillis and Steven Gerben, who plays Will as cousins trying to make a go of an auto repair business that they inherited from Will's father. So the series, uh, features Chris O'Connor, uh,

Killa Fox and Stavros Hylkis. Hylkis, yeah. Hylkis, sorry. And comedian Andrew Schultz also guest stars as well. So season two is coming out live. I think you said June 5th, right? Yep. Yep, so that's when that will arise.

Zach Braff is returning to the world of Scrubs. The actor has confirmed that he'll be appearing in the reboot of the classic medical comedy. I mean, it seemed like obviously they've been doing the Scrubs commercials, basically. I mean, why did it go away? It just, they finished it. They wrapped it up. It was still doing pretty well in the ratings, but they wanted to go out on a quote-unquote high note. It was a great show. It was a great show. They actually filmed it in a...

Closed Hospital. The show is in development at ABC and is set to be a sequel series. The original Scrubs ran on NBC from 2001 to 2008. Then ABC 2009 and 2010. The original series, of course, starred Braff as well as Donald Faison, Sarah Chalk, John C. McGinley, Neil Flynn, and Judy Reyes. Braff is the only cast member that's currently confirmed to be returning to the reader. I'm sure others will come back. I've got to believe Donald Faison. They were such a great team in that.

that he will be on board as well. Just an update, the bar opens in 10 minutes, everybody.

And they're back. Just wanted to make sure you're still with us. You got to understand there's a semi-coma that exists prior to the bar opening up. Yep. Shark Week is swimming back to Discovery Channel on July 20th. Boo. Boo. Casey hates sharks. This is scary. Kicks off at 8 p.m. Eastern. The 37th. In fact, that's the first. Sharks, they're so scary.

The 37th annual celebration of all things shark will feature a brand new special, Dancing with Sharks. Oh, wow. Hosted by former Dancing with the Stars host Tom Bergeron.

Okay, is he actually going to dance with a few? It's described as an unprecedented underwater dance competition. Okay. The show pairs pro divers with sharks for some jaws-dropping choreography. While the full schedule of programming is still under wraps, fans are already hooked after seeing the teaser for the most thrilling week of television. I wonder if this is still the powerhouse.

I just don't know how... How do you outdo yourself? What they would do is they'd be attaching celebrities. Like they had Chris Hemsworth for one week. They had Jason Momoa kind of serving as the host. But, I don't know. I used to...

Get excited about it. Oh, I loved it. I haven't watched it in a while, so dive back in. Well done. I'm on to sardine week, Preston. I would watch otter week. I would watch a week's worth of otter specials. I would do that. By the way, I'm going to go swim with otters in a few weeks. When? Where? Claire and I are going. There's a place in Delaware. Can I come?

Come on. Seriously. Yeah, you can swim with otters. All right. Yeah, yeah. What is this place? It is a place in Delaware, and they allow you for 45 minutes to swim with otters, and there's all sorts of restrictions. You can't have like a bathing suit with a pole string or whatever, and they have other animals and things, but it's...

Yeah, you swim with friggin' otters. Dude, Casey, you know those things attack people regularly. Yeah, but these ones are probably tame. No, I know that, but I mean, you know, they're scary too. I mean, they're cute, but... They're not scary like...

Sharks are scary. Like kill you scary? They're like, ow! Scary. Is it called Coastal Wilds? That's it. And it's at the Sussex Zoo, I guess. Good for you, man. Seriously, my friend from college, we send each other otter videos all the time. And I'm like low-key plotting on how to actually get one as a pet.

Yeah. Listen, what you're dealing with is they found out the ocean otters that were biting people. Right. There was something, a toxin in the water that was making them freak out. What they do, the river otters, they're chill, baby. Yeah, I'm more of a river otter kind of guy. I like a freshwater otter. What is low-key planning? What does that mean? Like, what have you done? Um...

I just, I watch what other people are doing. That's as low-key as you can get. That's low-key. Listen, it is a dream of mine. I currently don't have the facilities at my house to get this done. Okay. That's the only holdup, though. That's the only holdup. It's honestly the only holdup. No facilities. No facilities. I have some low-key planning. But we're working on it. Honestly, when the opportunity presents itself. Yeah. Yes. Okay. I'm going to own a Buick Auto. You'll come do it. All right.

With Scream 7 next up in the horror franchise and several old school phases returning, one notable past cast member wants to see her character make a comeback, and that is Sarah Michelle Gellar. She played CeCe Cooper in Scream 2 and was, like so many others, killed off. Still, Gellar holds that hope that they'll find a way to bring back the character. She said, I'm not in Scream 7. I tried to get in. Nobody wanted me. She told ET this. They were bringing everybody back. She said, I kept thinking that...

I would get a call, but I didn't get a call. She noted the number of supposedly dead characters that have made comebacks and said there's a lot of people that died in all the Scream movies that are coming back. Skeet Ulrich, Matthew Lillard, and she said, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Waiting for my call, so we'll see.

All right, and then we'll do one more, and then we'll move on to movies and clips and stuff. Netflix is diving into one of the more shocking tragedies in recent memory. They're doing Titan, the Ocean Gate Disaster. It's a documentary that explores what went wrong with the 2023 fatal tourism expedition to the Titanic shipwreck. It didn't take much time. There have already been a number of specials. One of the most amazing things to see...

is CBS did before one of their reporters went, you've seen this, went down in it. Yeah.

and did the dive, and he was commenting on the fact that they were using video game controllers, and you could sort of see the groundwork being laid for a disaster that eventually occurred. The film's synopsis said it delves into the psyche of billionaire Ocean Gate CEO Stockton Rush and his relentless quest to bring oceanic exploration to the masses at any cost. It features whistleblower accounts, audio recordings...

Behind the scenes footage giving a look at the technical challenges, moral dilemmas, and shockingly poor decisions that culminated in the catastrophic expeditions. They say one of the absolute, at the core of it, the core decision press that really did them in, they used a composite material to build it. And that was...

bound to end in disaster. The Ocean Gate Disaster is set to stream on Netflix starting on June 11th. The bar opens in five minutes. Five minutes. All right. We got movies opening this weekend. Let's get to them. Hang on. ... ...

All right, movies opening today. Lilo and Stitch. Family. Comedy. Adventure. Stars Jason Scott Lee, Zach Galifianakis, Tia Carrere. And a fugitive alien helps a lonely Hawaiian girl mend her broken family. It's an hour and 48 minutes long. Wide theater release. It's rated PG. Rotten Tomatoes score. Clock's in at 72%. That's pretty good. Yep.

Then you have Mission Impossible, The Final Reckoning. It's an action-adventure course. Stars Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Simon Pegg. Our lives are the sum of our choices. Ethan Hunt faces off against his most formidable foe, an AI-driven mastermind capable of anything.

Running times, two hours and 49 minutes long. Wide theater release. Rated PG-13. Rotten Tomatoes score is 80%. Wow. All right, now some clips to play for you. Do I have a drum roll? I don't know. I don't. All right. We'll start with this. Just the idea of prom. Maybe a horror show for high schoolers, but it's not nearly as bad as R.L. Stine's Fear Street Prom Queen. And in this clip, David Iacono and Susanna Sun.

Talk about the downfall of being a victim. All right, Jason, hit it. Sometimes when a murder would happen early on in the scene, the actor would have to stay murdered for maybe like a month or more. A friend would say what happened to him, but he had to be like on the floor for like a week. Oh, oh. Shut the...

I couldn't hear that in my headphones. No biggie. Fear Street, Prom Queen, starts streaming today on Netflix. And then the last clip, David, how would you say that last name? Desmalchian? Desmalchian? Yes. He's great. Had many small roles in big movies, but now it's time for him to shine. And in this clip, he compares his role as a know-it-all scientist in Murderbot.

to another recognizable sci-fi character. All right, Jason. There's this, like, Dr. Bones kind of quality to him. If any Trekkies are out there, I think he's got all the elements of the character that's the curmudgeony. Like, wait a second. Before we go in there, I need to say a few things. The f*** is that? New episode of Murderbot streams today on Apple TV+. That's it. Yeah!

What's the time on the clock there, Preston? It is 6.58 a.m., two minutes till the bar opens. Wow. Two minutes till the bar opens. I think Greg Monaghan is here, Preston, and he's got the cup ready for the bar. Yo, Greg Monaghan. Greg Monaghan.

Grinning Greg, the graphics guy from a former WMMR employee, but always a brother in arms is here. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we have a tradition that we do every single year here at Kenan's Irish Pub to start the day off. And we're going to change things up just a tiny bit.

Normally we have our friend, we call him Enrico Palazzo. Yes. Matthew comes up here and sings the national anthem. And we appreciate him because he's going to take a back seat this year. He will be back again another time. But there's somebody who made a name for himself as the Eagles were marching their way to the Super Bowl. And it was the NFC Championship game. No, it was actually the opening round. Oh, it was the opening round. Against the Packers, yeah. So we have a special performance. He's the guy that played the saxophone at that game last year.

Vanya Sachs is here with us this morning. So we're going to bring Vanya up onto the stage.

Nice to see you, my friend. How you doing? I'm good. You good this morning? Yeah. Excellent. Look at these people. What do you think when you see this crowd? It feels like I fell at the stadium. Yeah, right. It feels like he's back at the stadium. It feels like he's back at the stadium. So Vanya is going to play his awesome version of our national anthem this morning to officially ring in summertime and the opening of the Jersey Shore. I want to make sure this mic...

It is working. So, you ready to get this underway? No, I think so. All right, lead us there. Vanya Sachs, ladies and gentlemen, here we go. ♪♪

Oh, yeah. 500 cents. Awesome, awesome. And reach. Go, Palazzo. Does that not make you tear up? It's beautiful. It gets you right in the feels, man. Absolutely. I love it. All right, ladies and gentlemen, that means it's summertime. The bar is open.

We're going to take our first commercial break. We'll come back and more. We'll let you guys get some drinks. We're live at Kenan's in North Wildwood. We'll be back on MMR. Thank you. Coors Banquet. Want to stop Alexa from secretly recording you? Just say, Alexa, play 93.3 WMMR and then crank it up. She won't hear a damn thing you say after that.

Now, back with more of the Preston and Steve Show podcast.

And I want to say congratulations to Nicole Jupin. She is celebrating one year. She had a stroke on this day one year ago. She's getting married in October. She's actually here this morning. Where? I don't know where she is.

But Nicole, we're happy that you're doing so much better and you're here to, you know, tear it up a little bit and forget about all that. Just be careful. Yeah, be a tad bit careful, but she's having a great time. We're happy that she's here. All right, before we get into our first contest, we want to welcome the man who is responsible for this event and this place, the owner and operator of this establishment, Mr. Scott Keenan is here with us. How are you doing today, Scott?

Is that working? I don't know if this is working. Yeah, it's working. I'm doing fantastic, guys. How about you? We're doing great, man. It was good to see you last night. In preparation for today, you and your staff have been working their asses off to get ready for this event, obviously. That was Happy Thursday, I think, was the sponsor last night, right? That's right. And now we've got Coors Banquet today. But you guys always have a lot of things planned for the entire Memorial Day weekend. Obviously, this is just the start.

of the whole thing and we kind of tee it up and then kick the ball and then you go on. What else is happening this weekend here at Kenan's? Well, we have the Giuliano Brothers this afternoon at 10 o'clock.

They're here tonight. We have Masquerade. Tomorrow night, 8 o'clock, we have the FM band. Yeah, love that band. Then we finish the weekend with that Assault Cruisers on Monday. Awesome. We have Mike Shackleton in the afternoon, a little jam session. We have DJ Ernest Fiatta for a golden hour. All right. From 10 a.m. to 3 a.m. the rest of the weekend, it's all entertainment. And may I point out, it's sunny outside. Woo!

No sun. No sun. No, it's cloudy and damp down here like Ireland. We need people to stay in bars. Yeah, that's what you want. How many people can fit in this place, Scott?

Is the fire department listening? Yeah. 2,200. 2,200. 2,200. And this place gets packed in the morning. I mean, it's just that we had a line around the building. And I was talking to some people last night. They were like, dude, you have to get here at 430 in the morning if you want to make it into the main room. I mean, there's so much other space here. But this is obviously where we have the party kicking off. But you guys have so much room. And you

keep on changing things on us as well. Are there any more expansions or morphings that are going to happen? As I always tell you guys, the only place you go is up. Well, you know, it's like the staircases at Hogwarts. Yeah, they keep changing. They keep changing all over the place. Alright, well listen, man, we're honored to be

back here once again to kick off the summer and we're excited for all these events. And congratulations to you guys on 20 years of being at Keenan's. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 20 years, gang. 20 years. This party right here. Nice. All right, thank you, Scott. It's here for Scott Keenan, everyone. All right. Owner, the man that makes this whole thing happen. All right.

So I think we're ready to get started, Case. We are going to have our very first contest. While we were off air, Casey solicited for a couple of people to help us out, and this has become a tradition here at this event. Do we call it a good luck tradition? It has been, yeah. Yeah, I think so, and we try to have a theme with it. We always wanted to do stuff with the crowd, and that's what we're going to do. So we are going to enter into our first contest, which is the crowd surfing event.

And we have two people that are facing off against each other. And now, as you've mentioned, with Scott reconfiguring the room, had to adapt a few things. This might make it more exciting and a little bit more difficult. And a little more lethal. And a little more lethal. But we wanted to do something. We wanted to acknowledge something. And this year, we acknowledge your Super Bowl champion, Philadelphia Eagles. And... E-N-G-O!

And to commemorate this, we are going to have crowds serving. Now, for those of you who don't know what it is, we have two contestants, one at a time. They're going to get into a giant tub that we have. This year, we've made the tub to appear as if it is one of the double-decker buses that rode in the parade. And we'll bring them out in a moment. But...

The crowd is going to have to take them on a bit of an obstacle course throughout the bar, and they have to pick up things along the way. First, we have the NFC East Championship Trophy. Who's holding that? The NFC Championship East. It's over there. There it is. So that's it. Or it's a banner. They're going to have to get that. Followed by the NFC Championship banner, which is right here in the middle.

And then we have Bird Bot over in that corner. Wow. And eventually they have to get the Lombardi trophy right down front. So that's a lot of work. So honestly, this is as much the contestant as it is you guys in the crowd really helping out. And to get this thing started, we need a sing-along. Marissa, can we bring our musical accompanying man out one more time? We're going to bring Vanya Sax out one more time up on stage. Come on, my man.

And he's going to play a song you guys are going to have to sing along to. And I think you know the words. So is that microphone on? Tap it. Let's see.

I think it's on. All right, so we're going to get Vandy set up. He's going to make sure that mic is set in the exact place that he likes it so that you can hear every bit of this. Preston, isn't it crazy that his last name is Sax? I know, right? I know. You know, it's kismet. I was saying that to my cousin, Kathy Trombone. It's just weird. All right, Vandy, you ready, my man? All right, let's get these guys to sing along. We're going to do the Eagles fight song. Here we go. Here we go.

E-A-G-L-E-S, E-L-L-E-N. That's how you do it. Thank you, Vandu Sex.

All right, Case, do we have our contestants ready to go? Yes, we do. Marissa's got them in the back making their way out right now. These might be our most, our tiniest contestants ever. You won't be able to tell when they come out, though. Oh, really? Yeah. All right. Marissa's bringing our first contestant out. Holy hell! Yes. All right. We have our first contestant. This is Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hey.

How are we doing today? Great. All right, for those of you who can't see, who are listening on the radio, we have Caitlin in an inflatable Eagles outfit, and it's an Eagle. It is an Eagle. And by the way, as soon as we, now, we purposely asked for tiny people. Yeah. Because the crowd has to move them throughout on their, you know, using their strength, and so we don't want to put some 250-pound guy. This looks like someone peering through the tracheotomy wound on an Eagle. Yes.

And as they were putting them on in the back, they're like, these are not made for little people. No, they're not. But it looks fantastic. Caitlin, where are you from? I am from South Jersey. She's a South Jersey girl here this morning who's going to take the ride.

And have you been to this event before? Yes. All right. How many times? This is my second time. All right. We love that you are a repeat offender. All right. So did you see this contest last year? Yes. All right. So you know what you need to do. You just got to sit on and hold on for your dear life. Yeah. You know what, though? The costume will provide extra padding. She's going to have to get jammed into that tub. Yep. So again, to you guys in the crowd, your assistance is crucial.

All right, Caitlin, you think you got what it takes to do this? Hell yeah. Yeah, all right. Well, let's get her started, and we're going to time this event. So you got to go get the NFC Championship banner, then the, I'm sorry, the NFC East Championship banner, then the NFC Championship banner, then BirdBot, and then the Lombardi trophy. You see them all? Yes. All right, that is your mission. All right, let's get you over here. Chuck. Chuck.

Our program director of WMMR is holding the bus that she'll be riding in. It's a big tub. It's a big tub. But the actual bus is just a tub. Yep. All right. So she is...

She's getting her way into it. Jam her big, fat eagle ass into that thing. Oh, this is... Oh, my God. Is she even going to be able to... I don't know if she's going to be able to see. Well, I'm wondering about her collecting the... She might just have to touch the posters. Yes, I think you're right, Casey. They're very big. Yeah, they're too big. So why don't we just have her touch them? Is that okay, Preston? Whatever you guys want to do. So all she has to do... Hey, Caitlin. Caitlin.

All you have to do is touch those things, okay? As long as you touch them, you don't have to collect them. They're too damn big. Her eagle is dying. Yeah. So, Will, she's sitting on the air supply. She's sitting on the air supply. All right. We'll see how this goes. All right. Yeah, we got a timer. Nick, you going to be keeping time? All right. When you guys are ready, let's lift her up.

And when we say go, we'll start the timer. All right. It's up to you guys now. Watch out. Hey, hold on. Hold on. Watch out for the lights and the ceiling fans. Okay? Please watch out for the lights and the ceiling fans. All right. You ready? Yes. On your mark, get set, and...

She's on her way. She's flapping her wings like a true eagle would. And so far, the crowd's doing great, Preston. They are moving her slowly and steadily and safely to the NFC East Championship banner. And she touched it. Yes, she's got it. All right, over next. All right, they're taking a detour. Things have changed. They moved. Oh.

Okay. Hey, just stay still with the sign. All right, there you go. She has now touched the NFC Championship banner. Now moving towards Bird Bot. All the way to Bird Bot. Hey, Caitlin, Bird Bot, Bird Bot, Bird Bot. Yeah, you can't head to the trophy yet. Not the trophy. Hey, the girl holding the trophy. Back up a little bit. And wait. There you go. Thank you.

All right. She's almost to Bird Bot. And yes, we've got Bird Bot. Now to the Lamarney Trophy. She's making a right-hand turn. The crowd has got her. As soon as she touches it, the time will be up. Come on. Move her, move her, move her, move her. Touch. Good time. Preston. Yes.

For the year 2025, a brand new world record. You're kidding me. One minute and 12 seconds. Oh my God. Wow. You guys were here to witness a world record for 2025 this particular day.

That is correct. A world record for this particular day. At this particular hour, a world record in this particular location. Not to minimize her achievements at all. No. It's really good. It's pretty good. All right, so now we have to reset. We are going to move. It's an elaborate process. That whole bus has to be backed up. We are going to move the tub all the way back to the beginning. And Caitlin and her deflated...

Eagle outfit has returned to the starting line. All right, here's our next contestant coming up. Oh, my God. By the way, let's have our banners stay in the same positions to make this fair. Yeah, by the way, if you're holding the banner, who's holding up the banner? Don't move towards them. They move towards you, okay? Yeah. Don't move towards them. You stay where you are. All right, our next contestant is Midge. Hi, Midge. Hi, Preston. Nice to see you.

Nice to see you again. Always a pleasure. So Midge has a really interesting aspect about her. She is a natural shocker. She's missing her finger on this hand. Wow. So she does the shocker without even trying. Awesome. She's missing her ring finger on her right hand. Do you believe that might make her more aerodynamic? Maybe so. By the way, how did that happen, Midge?

It was in a terrible crowd surfing event. I don't want to talk about it. I got you. I got you. She lost it in a crowd surfing event. I'm glad that you're here to face your fears and dive right back into it. Where are you from, by the way, Midge? Allentown, Pennsylvania. All right. Did you bring a crew with you? Yeah, I'm here with Mr. Peanut.

And I'm here with my boyfriend Rob and Gina. All right. All right. Well, they're going to be cheering you on. So the time to beat is one minute and 12 seconds. You think you're down for it? I don't know what I'm doing. I was too short to see what was happening. Perfect. You're tailor-made for this thing. I'm literally winging it. Yes. See what she did there?

All right, Godspeed, Midge. Go get in that tub, and let's see how you do in our first contest, crowd surfing. Is this our only contest in this particular segment? Yes, sir. Okay. Steve, I think she's working on like five minutes of material. She absolutely has been preparing for this. The key is, Nick, can she touch all four stops? That's all she has to do in a minute and 12 seconds, correct? Under a minute and 12. Yep, yep, yep. All right. All right, she's getting jammed into her tub slash bus.

All right, looks like she's in there. Okay. All right, we have Midge being raised up on eagle's wings. Reset the clock. All right, on your mark, get set, go! She's on her way. Oh, moving, moving. She's going faster. She is faster. She's smaller. Yes. Lighter payload. She looks like a dead eagle in a tub. And moving towards the NFC East Championship banner, and she's just about there. She has touched it.

Stop number one. Now on the way to the NFC Championship banner. She can't see anything. She's touched it. There we go. Now on to Bird Bot. Bird Bot is off in the corner here in the building. Probably about

50 feet away. Be careful. And she is moving briskly. All right, take control, guys. And BirdBot has been touched now under the little Marty trophy. Making a right-hand turn. Moving very briskly. And... Time! Wow.

Wow, wow, wow, wow. I mean, you know, it's like when people first saw LeBron or, you know, those moments in history when you're like, I was there. Ladies and gentlemen, of Keenan's, on May 23, 2025, we have a new world record! 50 seconds! And a champion...

Of crowd surfing, it's Midge. Midge is our winner of crowd surfing in a sub-minute performance. Amazing. Did she improve upon the first run by 22 seconds? She did, Steve. What a champion. Let's bring them both up onto the stage. Midge. Wow. Tell us about the historic ride. I interstate crawl.

Her inner Saquon. All right, Midge, since you got that right, we're going to give you a water sports adventure package for $2, valued at $500. Wow. Courtesy of Mission Impossible, you can choose from parasailing, jet skiing, dolphin cruise, and paddle boarding, but you are our winner. So congratulations, Midge.

We love her. And Caitlin, we'll have a parting gift for you as well. So thanks for playing along. Thank you so much. This is awesome. Excellent. So Caitlin, next year, come back and cut off a finger. Yeah.

And you'll be better suited. You might win. We'll see. All right, we got one out of our way. We are done with our first contest. We have more things that we're going to give away through the course of the program. We're planning on ending by 10 a.m., so just a heads up to regular listeners. We're going to try. I love that today is kind of a love letter to Delco Preston in many ways. We have a couple of very...

Delco-specific contests that are going to be happening. Some of our proudest moments of the year. I think so. Yeah. Absolutely. So with that, we're going to go ahead and take a commercial break. We'll come back in a second. We have more on the way. We are live at the Jersey Shore at Kenan's. And we'll be back with more on MMR. Stay with us.

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Now, back with more of the Preston and Steve Show podcast. Hey, welcome to the Preston and Steve podcast, which is brought to you by Acme Markets. Hungry and in a hurry? Acme's flash grocery delivery or pickup gets you fresh groceries in 30 minutes or less. Acme, fresh foods, local flavors, and the official grocery partner of the Preston and Steve Show. Thanks for listening to our podcast, and thanks to Steven Singer for being the official jeweler of the Preston and Steve Show. Yes. Yes.

Nick, you picked up the mantle. Smattering of applause. Thank you, Mr. McElwain. Just a smattering is the way we start. All right, before we get into our next contest, we're going to do a couple of things. I'm going to do a short bizarre file. I have some interesting stories I'm going to share with you. And then we'll get it underway. Something we've been looking forward to doing and doing the past couple of years is our next contest.

But before we do any of that, we have to officially make it Friday. And no sad, bro. And we've got to play our Friday song from Froggy. So, Jason, back in the studio. Let's make it Friday. Go! No sad, bro. No sad. No sad, bro. No sad. No sad, bro. No sad.

All right. No sad bro. All right, let's do a quick bizarre file. Hit it, Jason. Here we go. WMMR presents Kristen and Steve's Bizarre File. Woo-hoo!

Brought to you by Pella Windows and Doors. Right now, save $250 off Windows, $700 off Doors, 48 months, 0% APR. You can visit PellaPhilly.com. All right, we'll start with a Florida story. A tiki boat crew turned into an unexpected hero during a karaoke cruise on Saturday. Video shows the dramatic rescue after a bleeding man ended up in the water in front of T.T.'s Tiki Bar in Punta Gorda. T.T.'s? Yeah.

And Cole Kelly, who operates the Tiki Boats, was running one of his normal cruises when he spotted the man struggling to stay afloat. He said, as we got closer, we saw the commotion. Then it was apparent he was bleeding really bad. Once I pulled up to him, we could see the severity of his injuries. He was bleeding from head to toe, and he had a terrible wound on his hand. Police said the man had jumped a railing into the water.

and smashed into the rocks on the shoreline on the way down. So a cautionary tale to you drunkards here on the shore. Yeah. Don't jump into the water. He wasn't very talkative. He said he wasn't very coherent. He was very intoxicated. Ah, there you go. With the help of passengers on board, Kelly threw a life ring toward the injured man and pulled him to safety. And according to the police report, the man was drinking and he jumped to try to impress his friends. Bam!

It's a typical, hey, hold my beer moment. Look what I can do. Transported him back to shore. Paramedics were waiting. He was taken to the hospital. He was bruised and bloody, but okay. And for the Tiki Cruise, Kelly said, the show goes on. I scrubbed the blood off the boat, and we sang some awesome karaoke songs. Hey, good news, folks. I cleaned up the blood. Good to go. All right, here's my favorite story of the day.

A repeat sex offender who identifies himself as Master Bader has been arrested again for allegedly masturbating inside a Seattle grocery store. Listen, he's delivering what he promises. So many times you show up for an event and they don't get what they said they were going to do. 46-year-old Kenan Charles Parsons continually commits sex acts in public despite multiple convictions for sex crimes.

The Prosecutor's Office filed two new charges of felony indecent exposure. So the charging documents say the defendant is a prolific public masturbator with three convictions for felony indecent exposure and one misdemeanor indecent exposure for similar conduct. He

He has demonstrated inability to follow court orders and appear in court. And he's also a registered sex offender, but is not in compliance with that application. Oh, so he's not cooperating. And he has had failure to appear on over 40 occasions. What were you doing when you didn't show up? So he was arrested at Uwa Jamiah grocery store. 911 callers reported a man was pleasuring himself in front of customers. A Seattle police officer responded and detained him. He said...

When Sergeant Johnson asked him his name, he identified himself as Master Bader. And so Sergeant Johnson responded? That is correct.

And when Sergeant Johnson asked him what he was doing inside, Keenan admitted to, quote, that he was stroking inside the store. Okay, if you're in a supermarket, this is completely hypothetical, where are you going to go to spank it first? Oh, wow. Probably the meat section. The meat section. Yeah, yeah. While speaking with officers, he was actively looking at women and saying that they were, quote, going to be in his show.

He's got a show. Investigators discovered that he is a non-compliant sex offender, and he was arrested for pleasuring himself inside of a Safeway and told deputies in March that he was watching women in yoga pants. It's not Bader, it's Pator. Pator. Master Pator. One last story, then we'll wrap it up. In Louisiana, a teacher has been arrested after he allegedly dropped some cocaine in the hallway of the school he teaches at.

The deputies responded to an incident around 10.38 a.m. on a Tuesday. On the scene, complainant explained that a small plastic bag with white powder inside was found in a hallway. Deputy said the powder later tested positive for the presence of cocaine.

Detectives say video evidence will allegedly show the teacher identified as Lee Michael Grainer dropping a baggie. They search his car, reportedly another small baggie of white powder. Hey, if anyone has found my cocaine. Which tested positive for the presence of cocaine. Grainer was arrested and is charged with possession of cocaine. And that is what I have in the bizarre pile for you this morning. All right.

We're ready to get our next contest underway. And this one, we started doing a couple of years ago. And it turned out to be a really popular segment. Well, this is... Now there's...

competitions all over the world, I think we would represent well in a global competition, Preston. Now, we had a lot of people signed up and unfortunately a lot couldn't make it. So we did a last minute solicitation in the audience and we got some people that are going to participate. So there could be a diamond in the rough here. That is correct. Now, the prize for this contest is $300. And Casey, we're also going to give them the seagull. Yes, this is a special edition sunny seagull. This is Sammy the seagull.

Like Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam. And then we also will have a pair of full-day wristbands for Maurice Pierce. I love it. All right. We are now going to do our Seagull Screech-Off Contest, gang. You guys get to decide who the winner is. A crowd applause contest.

and you will decide who the winner is. We're going to do one round of eight contestants. We'll narrow it down to our final three, and then we'll find out who the winner is going to be. Marissa, let's get our first contestant up here. Somebody's got to go first. Marissa asked him, and Kevin said, damn it, I'll do it. So we got Kevin. Hi.

Newtown

New task. All right, up for bucks. All right, thank you, my man. So are you known amongst your friends as having this talent? No, I actually didn't know this was a consistent thing you guys do. I just raised my hand because I thought it would be fun, and I'm sure you guys do it every year. So maybe you'll find out he's blessed with an innate gift. I haven't heard a seagull since last summer, so I'm a little bit in the dark here, and I'm going first. May I suggest something then? And Preston, we've said this before. What you can't deliver vocally, if you can deliver in performance, that might work in your favor.

So have you ever done a seagull impression? A couple in the back right now. Okay. Oh, this is going to be great. Preston, he's in the amateur division. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Are you ready, Kevin? All right. Kevin's never done this before. Let's see how he does. When you're ready, Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.

Kevin, the crowd loves you. He did it and turned and looked at me and was like, eh? All right, one more time. I mean, really give it some, get close to that microphone. Get close. Try to do one that's not dying. Say it again. I can't think of what a seagull sounds like. That's on you, buddy. One more time. Get over here. All right, listen.

So you're telling me there's a chance. The good thing is that the crowd is on your side. Hey, right now, you're in first place. You are. First place. There's only one direction to go for the rest of the contestants. All right. We have our next contestant. This is Ellen, everybody. Ellen is terrified to be up here. Yes. Okay. So a nice round of applause for her. Well, you know why she's terrified, Preston? The performance we just saw set the bar. She's intimidated by him. Ellen, where are you from?

Well, I live in New Jersey, but I'm originally from Delco. Girl, girl, out of Delco, but you can't take the Delco out of the girl. We know this for sure. By the way, just her saying Delco leads me to believe she's a ringer. Yes, yeah. Listening to her talk backstage, I was like, yeah, she sounds like a seagull when she speaks. Yeah.

All right, Ellen, I know you said you were scared, but you needed a little bit of liquid encouragement. Did you get it? This is only my second. You don't offer shots back there. Well, you know what? We'll add that to the notes of what to do next year. I asked one of the staff, do you have alcohol that I can have? But he didn't let me have it. Oh, it's okay, Ellen. You got plenty of the day ahead of you. All right, you ready to try this out? Yeah. Yeah. All right, Ellen, give us your best seagull screech. Come on, Ellen, you got this. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

That's what we're looking for. That's what we're looking for. Kevin, in case you're wondering, that's what a seagull sounds like? You were doing a sparrow. Hold on, Ellen. Ellen, what were you going to say?

After you guys started this, we would all be drinking and we're doing the sequel calls. In the street, in Cape May, we're in Cape May. So it's catching on everywhere. All right, stay right there, Ellen. Let's bring our next contestant up. Next up, we have Rachel, everybody. This is Rachel. Rachel, tell us about you. Where are you from? Quakertown, Pennsylvania. Q-Town. All right.

How old are you? 25. 25 years old. Have you been to this event before? This is my second time. Nice. All right, so you've seen people do this? Yeah. And when you've seen people do it, did you go, I could win that? Maybe. Maybe. That's the spirit. I like your Wildwood jersey shirt. That's our Wildwood New Jersey shirt. Good for you. Play into the home crowd. Are you ready? Yep. Let's make this happen. Rachel, all right, into that microphone. Let's get your best seagull. Anytime. Hey!

Whoa! Whoa! Man. Whoa! That was impressive. That's a feed-off. Hey, Kevin, that's also what a seagull sounds like. I don't think I got booed enough. He says, I don't think I got booed enough. All right, next up, we have eight all together. This is Haley. Hi, Haley. Hi.

Where are you from? West Grove, PA. West Grove. All right. And I asked how old are you? You look like a kid. I'm 22. 22 years old. All right. Have you been to the live broadcast before? No, this is my first time. Welcome. Who did you come with? My boyfriend, Michael. What's up, Mike? How you doing, man? Mike. Mike. Okay. So you heard a couple of these. You think you got a shot? I hope so. All right. Here's the microphone. Let's get your best seagull. Here we go. This is Hale.

Wow. Whoa. She blew out a vocal cord there. That was, yeah, that was cool. That was a hype, yeah. In the upper register. Haley, nice job. All right. Yep, you can applaud, feel free. Yeah. I love how everybody booed her boyfriend. I know.

I know. Well, she's a beautiful young lady. She's a total knockout. But they think that by booing the boyfriend, they actually have a chance with her. That she's going to go, you're right. I got to get with you. Boo! You're hot. Oh, that guy, yeah. All right. So remember, guys, lengthen this out a little bit. The short thing is good, but we want to hear a little bit to it. All right. I got to raise the microphone up. We have a little bit of a taller person here. Preston, this is a seagull that has just seen a huge plate of french fries. All right. Missy, is that your name? Yes.

Interesting spelling on your name. M-Y-S-S-I. Is that short for something? Just different. Just different. It's short for I want to be difficult. Short for Melissa. Short for Melissa. Okay. Now, where are you from? Breyers Ford, Pennsylvania. My

in the house. Yes, I'm a Montco resident as well, so thank you for representing. Who came here with you today? Our friends John and Kelly and Amy and Pat and then everyone else in the club. I love it. Alright, now did you enter ahead of time or did we just pull you out of the crowd? I entered ahead of time. Actually, my husband wanted me to enter last year and I wasn't able to make it work last year so I made sure I could be here today. I sent a video in

I didn't hear anything. I sent another video, and then I'm in. All right, well, let's make it work. You ready? I'm ready. I've been ready since middle school. Oh, you've been doing it that long? Yeah. Can I give a shout-out? Yeah. I want to give a shout-out to my three sons, Brian, Breeden, and Brock. All right. Well, let's do it for them. You ready? Go for it, Liz. Yeah. Damn. Yeah.

Length and girth. That's going to be a tough one. All right, we're five deep now. Up next we have Amber. Hi, Amber. Hey. Nice to see you. Where are you from, Amber? I just moved to Glenside, Pennsylvania. Excellent. All right. Amber, ask everybody if you've been here before for this event. First time. All right, beautiful. A virgin. We love it. Did you come with a bunch of people or just a couple people? I came with my husband. I'll be big.

Guys are so supportive. It's just how hot she is. I mean, we're upset with you. All right, he's over here going, come on, man, what about me? All right, has this been something like Missy has been doing since middle school that you've been doing? I've been doing it since I can remember. I don't know the first day. All right, you feel pretty confident? I feel good. All right, good. All right, let's see how you do. All right, this is Amber, guys. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Yeah. Nice. They were okay with it. We'll see what they think in the final vote. All right, we have two more to go. Up next, we have Kate. Hi there, Kate. Hi. Nice to see you. Where are you from, Kate? I'm from South Jersey, but I live in South Philly. South Jersey to South Philly. That's solid. Nice. And obviously an Eagles fan, right? Yes, very much so. She's representing with a very cool Eagles hoodie. All right, so you're here with a bunch of people?

My mom. I have some friends out there. Mom's here. Hey, Mom. You proud of your little girl? You should be. All right. And have you been to this event before? No, I haven't. All right. Well, welcome. And you ready to do this, Kate? Yes, I am. All right. Right there is the microphone. Let's hear your best seagull screech. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Hit with the crowd. They like her. One, two, three, four, five, six. All right, we got one more to go. One more. We got a tiny package coming up here. Carolyn is her name. I got to lower this mic way down here. Hi, Carolyn. Where are you from? Deptford, New Jersey.

Love with a Jersey girl. And you've been here before, right? I have, yeah. How many times, you think? Just once. Just once? So it's your second time. I love all the newbies, the people that are... We have so many returns. Who's been here like more than five times throughout the years, right? Nice. And we have some newbies. Who are all the newbies here for the first time? Excellent. We got a nice crew. And who's been coming here for like ten years?

Beautiful. I love it. All right, Carolyn, you heard the competition. You're the last to go. You ready to make this count? I'm ready. All right, good things come in small packages. You know who I'm here with? No, who are you here with? I'm here with Peeps. Oh, I love Peeps over there. I got my husband, Scott Shue. Boom! And then I got my fun friends, my family, Sharon, Clark, Carol.

and Andrew. Alright, thank you all for coming out here en masse. Alright, Carolyn, show them what you can do, alright? Microphone's right there. Wow. Alright. That's good. That's good. Alright. She gives good bird. Line up across here. Stand right there. Yep, perfect. One at a time. I'm going to have you guys by crowd applause. Wait, what?

Oh, Kevin's out, right? Yeah. Okay. Wow. Wow, that was brutal. Good call. That was brutal. Good call.

He did not put up a fight at all. In fact, he was eager to leave the stage. The crowd said he needs to go. It was the best dressed guys over here. They're just like, get Kevin out of here. Don't even waste the time. You know what? You're right. You're absolutely right. All right. We have all ladies up here. I'm going to go. I'm going to put my hand over their head one at a time by crowd applause. You tell me who you like the best.

And we're going to narrow that down to three. So Steve and Nick and Casey and Marissa, keep track of who you think should be our three, okay? Because I'm just going to be the guy who does this up here. All right, we're going to go in order of when they perform. What did you guys think of Amber? That's harsh. Yeah, harsh. All right, Amber. Thanks for being here. All right, next, what did you guys think of Rachel? All right.

They like Rachel. What did you guys think of Haley? They like your boyfriend better. All right. Then we had Ellen. Followed by Missy. Then we had Kate. And finally, Carolyn.

Wow, that's a tough one. So Nick and Steve and Casey are having a short discussion. They're going to let us know who they think our three are. I'll tell you what. You've got a number of close contenders, but I think we determined quickly. Okay. Yeah, so... Casey? And thank you guys so much for participating. For bringing your bird. But it was, I think, clear cut. Our winner is Kevin. Oh, Kevin! Yeah. Come on back up here, Kevin!

It's Kevin, everybody. I'll have you know this is the greatest moment in Kevin's life.

All right. Thanks, Kevin. All right. No, really. Our winner of the 2025 Seagull Screech Off. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, three. Three. Three finalists. Three finalists. Yeah. Oh, our three finalists. Yeah, we do a Screech Off. My bad. Okay. Our three finalists are Ellen. All right. Kate. Kate. And Rachel. And Rachel. All right. Everybody else. Everybody else can head out of here.

Ellen, Kate, and Rachel are our three finalists. We do this one more time. So this is where you got to dig deep and give us everything you've got. Think of yourselves as some big old smelly seagull. All right. Ready to let it rip. Rachel, let's have you step up and start. Rachel came out of nowhere, delivered a great performance. All right, Rachel, you ready? Yep. All right, let's do it one more time. Here we go, Rachel. Yeah, nice.

Ellen. Ellen, who was terrified to do it, and she's a finalist now. All right, you ready, Ellen? Go for it. All right. And then last but not least, Kate, give it one more go. Here we go. All right. Come out here, guys. We're going to do this crowd applause thing one more time, and this will determine who our winner is. We're going to start with... Ellen. Ellen.

Next up was Rachel. And then last was Kate. Kate.

All right, now we leave it up to Casey and Nick and Steve. They're going to have a quick discussion. We do have a very cool prize that we are going to give away for number one, and it's how our judges interpreted your noise will determine who our winner is. So, Casey, have you guys had a chance to discuss? Yes, we have a unanimous decision. All right. And the winner of the 2025 Seagull Screech-Off is... Rachel! Rachel!

All right, Rachel, you are the champion. We give you the Sam Seagull from Maury's Piers. Here's $300 in cash. And here are some passes for our friends at Maury's Piers. And this is a same-day combo. You get the water park, you get everything. So congratulations. That's awesome. You guys were great. Let's hear it for all of our contestants this morning.

Ladies and gentlemen, the 2025 Seagulls for each off. They did it. They killed it. And a couple of those people just came out of the audience out of nowhere. In fact, Rachel came out of the audience. Rachel came out. She was out of the blue and was possessed with this ungodly ability to channel a seagull. Yeah. Not even planned ahead of time. I absolutely love that. That's the way we work best. Most definitely. All right.

With that, we should probably take a break, right, Case? All right. We're going to come back. We are going to need more contestants when we return. We have another contest on the way. We're opening up the Jersey Shore in summertime. You guys feeling good? We'll be right back on MMR. Stay with us.

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We're getting ready to get another game going here. And this one, from time to time, we do go outside of the building. Yes. And this year is no different. We're going to attempt something here. Marissa, like I said just a moment ago, was running around like a whirling dervish, pushing things out of the way, getting barricades moved and all set. Because we're dealing with even more limited space than we had planned on. And this is a contest that involves a lot of movement.

It definitely involves movement. So I am looking off to the side here, and I do see someone poking their head out, so we might be ready. But I don't know where... There's Marissa. She wants one second before we get taken care of here. Thumbs up, she says. Oh, thumbs up. Okay. So where's Casey as well? I don't know. We're going to need him. He's in the back. Oh, yeah. He's getting set for the other contest. All right. Marissa, how will they... Okay, they can go across the stage here. All right. So...

This has been a banner year for Delaware County, Pennsylvania. Anybody from Delco here this morning?

So we had a few high-profile things that took place in association with Delaware County, and we are going to represent that in this particular contest right now. Honestly, it's as wide a variation as you could possibly imagine, and yet Delco delivered. Two things happened that we made note of. Number one, a woman took a dump on the hood of a car.

Yeah. And to be honest, I think she's the hero we all need. Instead of getting in a full-on physical fisticuffs, which would have left people bloodied and battered, she decided to drop trowel and lay a deuce on somebody's car. And expertly so. I think she de-escalated the situation. She did. To be honest. So we're going to pay homage to that. And then a new pope has been elected, and he went to Villanova, which is in Delaware County. Yeah.

So Steve, we've gone from poop to Pope. It's amazing. It's almost like they had this in mind so we'd have something to do at Kenan's. Exactly. So we're going to do a contest called From Poop to Pope, Pope vs. Poop.

So here's what we're going to do. And it's the classic battle. It is the classic battle. And we are doing it in the form of a shortened beer mile. Are you guys familiar with the beer mile? All right, a beer mile...

is where you run an entire mile, and every quarter mile, you slam a full beer. We don't have enough time to do a full mile, so we're going to do a shortened version of that. We're going to have our contestants run down the block, and you'll be able to watch them on that monitor up on the wall there. They're going to run down the block, back, and they're going to slam two beers in the process. And it's going to be Pope versus Poop. So let's bring our contestants up onto the stage. We have our Popes. This is Todd...

and Ike, ladies and gentlemen. Bless you. And as our poops, we have Carolyn and Greg. And I will describe this to our listening audience. We have our popes who are dressed in the ceremonial garb of the standing pope. Looking very papal. Yes, they are. And they are playing the part. And representing the poop, we have two people in poop emoji costumes.

So this is the way it's going to work. Marissa has set up the beers in front of us. We have two poop emoji mugs and two golden chalices, and they're filled with Coors Banquet.

And it's going to be a relay. So we're going to have one pope and one poop race each other, slamming two beers in the process. They will then hand it off to their partner, and they'll finish up. And whoever breaks the toilet paper finish line first will be deemed the winner of...

From poop to poop, poop versus poop. Now, it's relatively simple. We are dealing with some angles and coming in and out of the building here can be a little problematic. So you really have to be light on your feet. Absolutely. And I want to point out, friends of WMMR and staff members of WMMR, one of the pieces of poop is our own Greg Monahan. Yes. Who we love to death.

And this is so Greg. He was never able to be a part of our contest at all. And now he is. It's wonderful. All right. So we have, I'm going to walk out here real quick. So we have Todd and Ike. Walk over this way, buddy. All right. Ike, where are you from? Philly. From Philly. And how about you, Todd? Ivyland. Ivyland. In Bucks County. Bucks County. I was not familiar with Ivyland. That's awesome. Do you guys know each other?

No. Oh, excellent. Just fellow runners. I guess they paired us up. Fellow runners that paired up. All right. Are you feeling very spiritual this morning? Extra spiritual right now. I love it. Todd, how about you? Bless you, Preston. Thank you. Here we go. That's the right thing to say. All right. Those are our pubs. And if we have our poop, Greg Monahan. Woo! Woo!

You knew he'd say that. That's all he knows how to say. That's all he needs to say, yeah. And Carolyn, how you doing? I'm great. Where are you from? Key West, Florida. Key West? Wow.

What brought you out to New Jersey? I grew up here, so I started coming back here every summer night. Oh, that's beautiful. Way better than Key West, right? Well, it's way cooler than Key West, hence my four layers that I have on and a poop emoji. And a poop emoji. All right, hang on. Todd, you wanted to say something? Yeah, I just wanted to shout out my wife because last year I didn't. My wife, Christina, right there. Ah.

By the way, they're letting them get married now, Preston. Good one. I know. Popes. I know. It's crazy. All right, Greg, how do you feel about the contest? I feel like crap. Oh, yes! Yes! That's why we love you, buddy. Yes, I'm ready to go. All right, who's going to go first? Who's going to be our first kickoff? All right, Greg's going to go first, and Todd's going to go first. All right, I want you guys to go down to the start-finish line where we have the beer set up.

So we have Todd and Greg. Yes, Casey. Can you speak into the microphone? Tell everybody. All right. So listen. The winning team is going to walk away with $500 cash from our friends at Stake Em Up. You can find Stake Em Up in Philly and on the boardwalk here in North Wildwood. But thank you so much to Mike from Stake Em Up. So each contestant will get $250. All right. Casey, ready with the music? Yes.

All right, are we ready outside? I'm out of here. All right, Nick McWane is going to be outside. You guys have to run down to Nick and make your way back. So we have Greg and Todd with their beers ready to go. You guys ready for from poop to pope? Yeah. On your mark, get set, and go. They have started to slam their beer. They are spilling a lot of beer, but they are drinking most of it, and they are off.

Greg Monahan is behind. Todd is first. We have, and look at the monitor, ladies and gentlemen. You can see it here. Open the lead. You never know what you're going to see in Wildwood. Greg is running barefoot, guys. And there goes a truck, by the way. We light up signs and billboards with the Preston and Steve show on the side and WMMR rocks on the back of it. They're making their way back. They circled around Chuck D'Amico, our program director of WMMR. And it looks like it's neck and neck. And Greg Monahan is cut ahead.

He's in first. Poop leads Pope. Get your beer. Get your beer. Get your beer, Greg. Come on, man. No, there's a full one there. Greg, drink it. All right. Todd has finished his beer first. The Pope is on the way. Greg has to finish his beer. Here comes Todd. Yeah. All right. And the Poop is on the way. Todd is way ahead of Greg at this point. The Poop is smearing behind.

Greg has slowed down to a jog at this point. Maybe it's the bare feet. Maybe it's the beer. Maybe it's the poop emoji costume. You never know. I tell you, his partner's going to have to make up some time on this. He got a little confused when he had to drink his beer. I know. So we have Ike and Carolyn standing by to go. As soon as those guys come up and to the stage, we're going to send them off. Here comes Todd. All right, Todd's back in the building. And hold on, Ike, you can go. All right.

And Ike is now slamming his papal beer. Preston, Greg is slowly working his way back into the building. He'll be in in a matter of seconds. Here comes Greg Monahan. All right, hang on. Come on, Greg. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Greg, run, run, run! All right, and Carolyn has started drinking her beer. And Ike is out the door. We have our pope on the way. All right, Carolyn, go, go, go, go! Ike came out the door, Preston, and he just goes, hey, where am I going? Oh!

Probably good to know that. All right, there comes the poop, Nick. Yeah, she's got a full-on costume underneath her poop emoji costume. She's multi-layered for the cold Jersey weather, but she's doing a good job of catching up to Ike. She's rounding Chuck D'Amico. Ike the Pope is a little bit slower than his predecessor, Todd the Pope, and Caroline's doing a great job. She might pass him, Preston. Looks like she's closing the gap, Nick. She is. It's going to be neck and neck as they're coming in the door. Here comes Caroline. Here comes Ike. Ike.

Through the door. And Carolyn not far behind. All right. Ike's got one more beer to drink and then he's got to make the lap. And whoever breaks the toilet paper roll first. Oh. All right. Carolyn's right behind him. Drink it. Slam that beer. Slam that beer. Oh, it's a slam off now. Ike's a little out of breath. He's having a hard time drinking the beer. Come on. The poop can do it. The poop can do it. He's got to take a quick break. Carolyn is almost done. Do it. They're trying to breathe, Steve. Oh, they don't have to breathe.

It's the Key West dinner. Yes. Carolyn's on her way. Yes. I turned around for the poop. Here comes the poop. A seagull just landed in front of Carolyn. I saw that from the door, Nick.

Here comes Ike. Ike looks like he's going to puke. I've got to be honest. Ike is not looking good. Caroline is really holding her own. She's grounding Chuck D'Amico in a matter of seconds and will work her way back to the door. I think Caroline's got the lead at this point. We'll see if Ike is able to catch up. He's actually closing the gap a little bit. Caroline is definitely so good. Oh, wow. Caroline, run! It's Nick. Ladies and gentlemen, Ike.

Here he comes. He's got to break the tape. He's got to break the toilet paper roll. Come on. Come on, Ike. Oh, the Pope wins. Wow. Pope beats Poop. Pope beats Poop. Pope beats Poop. Oh, my God. Amazing. A divine moment here.

as Pope Ike and Pope Todd take out Poop Carolyn and Poop Greg. Wow. Two lead changes, guys. I'm surprised. I did not think Ike was going to be able to pass her. Do you know what, Nick? There was a... We have to remember...

Poop did take the lead briefly. That is quite an accomplishment compared to two really accomplished Pope runners. And like Nick was saying, the lead changed several times. It did. That was excellent. I mean, every time that Poop was behind Preston, it came back up front. I love it. What'd you say, Ike? The second one was so cold. The beer was so cold. I've never heard anybody complain about cold beer. Casey, what do we have for our winners, the Popes? All right, Poop.

Power Popes, guys. Congratulations. But I'm going to have to sadly part with $500 cash. But I'll gladly give it to you guys from our friends at Stake Em Up. $250 for you. $250 for you. Wait, is that only $200? He's got the extra $50 over here. Go, Todd.

Todd, you got two 50s in there. Yeah. Oh, come on. If you can't get honesty from a Pope. Yeah. Right? There you go. We're all out of luck. All right. Hey, nice job, guys. Let's hear it for Poop to Pope. Pope versus Poop.

That was awesome. Thank you, guys. Two-time winner. Two-time winner for Todd. He's done this type of thing before. All right, guys. Head over that way. It is great to have you on board. All right. Are we going to do one more thing here, Casey? Are we set to do it? You know, Precious, we've known Greg for a long time, and we should have figured out that he would be a relaxed runner. Yeah, he just kind of jogged. He jogged a bit. He was barefoot. He was barefoot, yeah. Yep. All right.

All right. So we're going to do another contest. We have five people that are backstage. We're actually going to need to make a little bit of room. And this one's going to star our own Casey boy. Nick, you're going to go over there as well, right? You can take this wireless mic if you need to. Or do you have one? All right. You can grab one. Because we're going to need somebody up close and personal for this particular one. Is this the... That's four. We're just doing four? No, I can't remember what the fifth one is. We'll figure it out. All right.

So the next one, and if you're just tuning in, we're live at Cayman's Irish Pub. You can watch us on YouTube, and you'll definitely want to see this next one. You will want to see this. Hey, guys, look up here. Look up here. That table right there, we're going to use that right now. So just make a little bit of room.

We're going to use that. We don't need to wipe it down. I mean, I know it's wet and everything, and people are going to be laying on it, but it's all good. So we're going to need everybody to spread out just a little bit. Marissa is working her way through. Nick is coming over as well. We're going to lay some...

Now, every year, we try to have at least one messy contest. Something that will give you a lifetime of regret if you participate in it. That is true. And while the baptism of beer is definitely messy. It is. That one we count on every single year. We try to do something else. And this one we're going to pay tribute again to Delaware County in just a moment. And I will explain. But it is going to get messy.

A little bit messy over there. Nick, do you have your spot? Yeah, you know, surprisingly, the table was relatively clean. I thought maybe by 8.30 in the morning it was going to be covered in the splooge and beer and whatever the hell else, Coors. But, no, we're good. All right, it's going to be covered in some other stuff right about now. All right, we're going to need Casey in place, and we need our five contestants. And like I said, once again, this is in honor of Delaware County.

And we are again going to pay homage to the now folklore legend of the Delco Pooper. We have to. And you know why, Preston? Because no one has jumped to the front of Delco lore quicker. I mean national. I'm talking international coverage. Absolutely. We all know locally some of the Delco individuals that are part of the legend in law. But globally, the Delco Pooper is known.

Nick, did you just see Casey? You know, we've worked together for 21 years and the kid never surprised. He just doesn't to amaze me. All right. So you have you guys have heard of the Cleveland Steamer, the Pittsburgh Platter. Well, we are now going to introduce you to the Delco Deuce. The Delco Deuce.

All right. Casey is standing on the table. Let's hear it for Casey, everybody. Casey looking good, by the way. Fit and trim. You look fantastic. How do you feel up there? Can you grab that mic? Yes. All right. I feel good. I'm a little...

For some reason, I've gotten a little bit of Verita Heights lately. Yeah. So which way am I standing? Are we going to have heads here or heads there? I think you're going to have heads toward you. Okay. I think so, yeah? Yeah, that's fine by me. Fine by me. All right. So what we're going to do is Casey is going to be portraying the Delco Deucer this morning. And...

We're sorry for the gender swap, but we had to do it. It made the most sense. Yeah. So what we're going to do is we're going to have a contestant. We have five of them all together. They're going to lay down on the table on their back with their face straight up. They're going to be blindfolded. Casey is going to simulate defecating in their... It is a simulation. Simulation. It is a tribute. Yeah. And he's going to be using different substances and...

If they can taste it and tell us what it is, then they win a prize. That's all you have to do is let someone drop a deuce in your mouth. If they get it right, we're going to hook them up with four packs of passes to Helium Comedy Club. Yeah, I love it. You're going to

need to laugh after this. All right, Marissa, we're ready for our first contestant and we're actually going to get them on a little poncho here just so they're not getting too sloppy. Listen, this is the way the pros do it. Yeah. I just got messy setting things up. Yeah. My hands smell like everything at the same time. Right. All right. By the way, I'm sure there's an only fan site that does this, right? Oh, you're damn straight there is.

We could definitely be charging a subscription. Step number one is not working. They're just trying to put a poncho on. It's not working. She was putting her head through the arm holes. Now we've got to get her up on the table. Nick, what's her name, by the way? She's wearing a name tag. Can you see it?

Oh, Casey? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, we can hand that over. Nick's going to do... What's your name? Play-by-play. Lori from Kensington! Yes! I don't know if you could hear that, Preston. I think I heard that. That was Lori from Kensington! All right, Lauren's going to lay on her back. We're going to give her a blindfold. Hold on. A blindfold? Yeah, a blindfold. We lost it. She's covering her eyes. She lost it. Are you kidding me? Okay. Okay.

Hold on a second. Listen, we're going to have to blind her. All right, Lori, no cheating, okay? You're going to keep your eyes... Cheat, I swear to God. She swears to God. She's not going to... And we just had some popes up on the stage. All right, cover up your eyes tightly because some of this could get in your eye. All right, Casey's going to drop a deuce on her. I've always wanted to say that. Yeah. Lori is sticking her tongue out, Preston. I think she's actually really looking forward to this. She has to identify the substance. All right, Lori, you ready?

Here it comes. Casey, drop your deuce. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, dude. It went up her nose immediately. It's all in her mouth. I think it got in her eyes, which were covered. All right. And he has completely emptied what she had. Nick, see if she knows what that is. All right, Lori. Barbecue sauce. What is it? She says barbecue sauce. Barbecue sauce.

Well done! All right. Give her something to wipe her eyes off with. Lori, how do you feel? Perfect. She's fine. She's good. You know, Nick, this was already in the plans for this weekend anyway. Her face, her nose, her mouth, her eyes, all covered in barbecue sauce. Oh, great.

It smells delightful. It does smell good. I don't know if it would smell good in your hair, let's say like four hours from now. Right. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, she's a winner. Does anybody want barbecue sauce? Is it take away, take home gift? Anybody? An open bottle of barbecue sauce for that gentleman right there. All right. Next contestant. All right. Let's get our next contestant on up here. All right. We have a young lady.

By the way, that looks so incredibly accurate. Preston, from my angle, that looked like the real deal. Did it? The real deal. Oh, I just got hit with the scent of barbecue sauce.

All right, our next contestants, Hop and OJs. And sliding back down and then hopping back up again. All right, who do we have there, Nick? What's your name? Chrissy. And Chrissy, where are you from? Brick, New Jersey. How many times have you had a guy crap on your face? Wait, what? I'm sorry. Yeah, never mind. Have you ever done a contest like this before? Not like this. Not like this. All right, well, are you willing to guess what might be coming down from Casey's body towards your mouth? I don't really have a choice now. No, you don't. You're committed. All right.

Was it Christy? Yeah. Put your blindfold on, Christy. Go ahead and tie that on. And remember, this is in esteemed honor of the Delco Pooper. Yeah. Again, a global sensation. Yep. And has brought so much accolades, so many accolades to the Delco area. Christy is much more prepared than our last contestant. She's got the full poncho on. She's got the blindfold on. She even has the poncho over her head a little bit. So she's the best protected thus far. Nick, she's done this before.

Case, do you have a look of concern on your face? No, I just feel bad Marissa's got barbecue sauce in her sweatshirt. Oh, sorry, Marissa. Yeah, sorry, Marissa. You ready? I'm ready. All right, she's ready. Open wide. All right, here we go, baby. All right, here you go. Delco Deuce. Oh, man.

All right. It's all over her face. Dear God, that looks so real. All right. So Chrissy has her thumbs up. You have a guess, Chrissy. What do you think that this is? Yeah, that's chocolate. Specifically, what kind of chocolate do you think? Hershey's. Hershey's. Close enough. Well, it's actually signature brand, but whatever. It's a chocolate. It's chocolate.

We got another winner. You get to go to the Helium Comedy Club. Tell them about this. They'll think it's hilarious. How you feeling, Trissy? Oh, she got some of it in her eyes. Oh. It happens, even to the pros. All right, three more to go. Three more will experience this. I wonder, listen, if they could open up their eyes, which you don't want to do, but how would it look from the receiving end? Not good. Horrifying. Horrifying.

Because from my angle, it's horrifying enough. Yeah, it's not much better for mine, Steve. No. Nick is right there next to him on the table. Nick is at ground zero.

There you go. Our first male contestant. What's your name, sir? Hop on up. Julian, we need you to hop up on the table. Nick looks like he's already been working with somebody backstage that pooped on his face. Say on the air. Julian, I'm going to ask you this question again, potty mouth. What's on your face? Feces. Feces. Okay. All right. You ready, Case? I'm ready. Let's get this going. Chris is going to hand me...

My next item, I don't know where. It's a mystery item until Casey gets it. She's coming. Just any bag. I don't care. Hold on. She's coming. All right. Oh, my God.

Yeah, I see it. Yeah. All right, this is a good one. Okay. All right, you ready, Jules? Okay. All right, drop that deuce. Oh, my God. Oh, man. That's phase six. My God. That's phase six. It's all over his face. Julian, congratulations. That was the chunkiest of the products thus far. Can you let us know, let the audience know what is in your mouth?

He's shaking his head. He's trying to figure it out. He can't say the F word, by the way. We didn't hear it. Okay, Julian, no more cursing, okay? Okay, I'm going to put the microphone in your face. Don't curse, Julian, and give us a guess. I really don't know. Um...

Any food item that might resemble poop and might be chunky and bean-like. Yeah, baked beans. Hey! How did he do that? How did he figure that out? That's crazy! Okay, get him to sit up now. Get off the table, Julie. All right, you're up, buddy. Nick, your clue is very simple. Wait a minute, wait a minute. His hood is filled with baked beans. Julie's hood on his poncho is filled...

filled with baked beans. I want him to put it up over his head right now. Julian, as you're walking back, put your hood on. He already gave up. Yeah, he gave up. Julian's in his own world right now. How many more? One? Two? We have two more. Thank God. Here we go. There are baked beans on the table now. If you're just tuning in, this is our dedication to the Delco Pooper. It's called the Delco Deuce.

Back to back, by the way, and I think it's only fitting of this moment in history that we celebrate this achievement this way. Yeah, so I obviously can't see what it looks like from the profile. Does it look like I'm taking a dump on their faces? That's so great. I think the crowd would say you're the lucky one.

All right. Our next contestant is in position, Casey. Sir, I'm going to put the microphone in phrase. Don't curse. What's your name? Dan. Dan, where are you from? Roxborough. And did you have any idea that when you got up this morning to come to Kenan's that this was going to be in your future?

Casey's taint? No. Casey's taint? No. First for everything. Are you ready for this contest, Dan? I'm ready. He's ready. He's got the blindfold on. He's got the hood on. He's got the poncho on. And whatever product Casey's going to dump on his face next is going to be handed to Casey in just a moment. Casey, are you ready? All right, Dan. I'm ready to take a smash on your face. Are you ready? Here we go. All right. He's squatting. Open up, baby. And now he's squeezing. Oh, God.

It looks, oh my God. That looks the most genuine so far. It looks incredibly genuine. The first case, it looks so genuine. The first two dumps, Casey, did not make it into his mouth. The third one nailed it. Great aim. All right, Dan, do you have a guess? What do you got, Dan?

That's definitely pudding. Pudding! Definitely pudding! Yeah! All right! Four for four. That was my ass, buddy. Hey, I'd like to remind you all, we're in the National Radio Hall of Fame. Yes, we are. By the way, Preston, they're taking it out right now. I just got word. Oh, they're removing the award. They're removing the award right now.

Well, Steve, we only have one to go. So maybe by the time we do the fifth one, they'll put it back? No, they'll burn down the whole museum. All right, our last contestants hopping up onto the table. What's your name? Lisa. Lisa, where are you from? Mean Streets of Media. Mean Streets of Media. Lisa has her poncho on. Lisa is the most energetic recipient of a face dookie I've ever seen. Hey, she's from Delco, man. Yeah. Hey, Preston.

I just made eye contact with Scott from Zippy's Bikes. Oh. He's taking the bikes back. Oh, we're not giving those away anymore? I don't blame him. He doesn't want to be associated with this anymore. All right. By the way, Lisa was super prepared, Preston. She's got the blindfold on already. She's got the poncho ready to rock, so she's good to go. By the way, if you see the QR code for Zippy's Bikes, make sure you get that. We're going to give those bikes away at the end of the show. All right, go ahead, Case. All right, who do we got here? Lisa. All right, Lisa, are you ready?

She said no. This is my favorite one of the day. He's squatting and he's squeezing. Oh my goodness. This has been the most firmest. Chunkiest for sure. Wow, that one was messy. Can you breathe? She's not moving.

She doesn't like it. She's giving thumbs up. Thumbs up. She's alive. You can spit it out if you want. Yeah, you have to taste it. Oh, God. Oh, my God. It looked like she puked it. It's like she puked it in a cup. All right, hold on. Lisa, do you have a guess? Yeah, like some kind of bean mixture. What would you find? What type of dish has a bean mixture in it? That might hail from Mexico or down south. That bean's half a...

If you put all this stuff together, maybe you put it on a hot dog and it becomes a certain kind of hot dog. Oh, truly, truly. Oh, my God. Yeah.

That was good. You had to, Preston. We gave a clue for the other guy. It was only fair. Listen, we're taking a dump on their face. We can't not help them out a little bit. This is the wrong time to be picky. Oh, my God. All right. Up on down, Lisa. Congratulations. I'm sure it was worth it. And by the way, we had a winning percentage of 100% on that. Everybody won. Yeah. But our true champion is Casey Boy, everybody. Let's hear it for Casey. Casey.

The Delco Deuce himself. All right. I think we need to clean ourselves up. I think we need to take a break. I think we need to refresh. Can the popes hear our confession? I think that's what we need to do. We need to have the popes hear our confession. All right. We're going to take a break. We're going to come back. We are live at Kenan's in North Wildwood. This is the official opening of the Jersey Shore. We'll be right back. Stay with us on MMR. Let's hear it.

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All right, thank you, Nick Macklewain. Oh, by the way, I forgot. You know, we did the Delco Deuce contest. I know she couldn't be here, but that was Kathy Romano's idea, and I want to thank her. She said, Preston, yeah.

They're chanting her name. Listen, and we say this unabashedly, if it had to do with crap or porn, Kathy was always the one pushing for it. I know, I know. Well, probably you'd be backing off of that stuff from now on, to tell you the truth. I mean, honestly, it got too much with her, but we miss her dearly. Kathy, if you're listening, we love you. We wish you were here.

All right, on to our next game. This is one of our absolute favorites, and we love it because you guys in the audience get to do the brunt of the work. And it's up to our contestants to decipher how this goes. It's one of our popular contests. It's called Crowd Karaoke, all right? So this is a simple concept. We have a theme this year. We're going to do Crowd Karaoke, but it is all TV show theme songs that you guys are going to be singing this year.

So we're going to bring a contestant up. They're going to be facing away from the audience. You guys are going to sing the lyrics to the song. They have to identify the TV show that it comes from. And we will hold the lyrics up. Colin, our intern, is going to be holding up the name of the show and the lyrics for you guys to sing. So let's get our first contestant up here and give it a shot.

We have a very long-haired gentleman making his way up here. How you doing, man? What's your name? DJ. DJ, where are you from, buddy? Vineland, New Jersey. Vineland, New Jersey. All right, thanks for being here. Have you been to this event before? No, but I've done another event. All right, you've done another Preston and Steve event. I got pegged with eggs. Oh, nice. We do that from time to time. All right, DJ, crowd karaoke. You know how this works, right? Yes. And TV show theme songs. How's your TV show theme song game? Not great. All right, DJ.

DJ, do me a favor, just for the sake of it, turn around with your back to the audience. Right there is good. Okay, Colin, hold up our first TV show. All right, this is the show you're going to be singing the theme to. Colin is going to hold up the lyrics now. I will count you off, and you guys will begin, and DJ is going to try to decipher...

What show it is. So pay attention to Preston. He's your lead. All right, here we go, guys. One, two, three. It's a story. Lovely lady. Who was reading a book. Every lovely girl had never known. The honest one named her. It's a story. Who was reading a book. They were born together and they were all.

Wow! Yeah, that was unbelievable. That was Mormon Tabernacle Choir good. DJ, I know you said you're not good with theme songs, but do you know what show that's from? I think that's from the Brady Bunch. The Brady Bunch!

I mean, if you're going to go with one, that's the one to start with. You guys nailed it. By the way, everybody's winning concert tickets. Casey, where are you going to give DJ? So for DJ, this is what I'm going to hook you up with. I'm going to hook you up with a pair of tickets for The Who. The Who. I had the hiccups. The Who.

The song is over. North American farewell tour, August 21st at Wells Fargo Center. Tickets are on sale for that show right now via Ticketmaster. All right, next up, let's see who we have. This is, is it Hannah? Yes. Hi, Hannah, how you doing? I'm good, how are you? Good, hang on a second. Hannah, is your boyfriend here? No. Yay! Yay!

I knew it. You knew it, right? Everybody's going to get laid. Hey, everybody, we're all getting laid. No, it's from a movie. It's from a movie. It's from Caddyshacks. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. All right, anyway, where are you from, Hannah? I'm from Glassboro. Glassboro, New Jersey. Excellent. All right, TV show theme songs. What do you think?

Not my best. All right. DJ said the same thing, and he won. Let's try it out. Put your blindfold on. All right. She's going to turn around, face the other way. You know, sometimes, Preston, you don't know you know the theme. Oh, she'll get this one. You guys know this one, right? All right. In fact, there was somebody backstage that was praying they got this one. All right. All right. So, Hannah is all set. She's got her blindfold on. We have the lyrics. Colin is holding it up. I'm going to give you guys a count. Here we go. One, two, three, four.

All right, forget it, you guys. We lost it. Yeah, not as tight as the Brady Bunch. Hold on, wait. Hold that back up. Hold that back up. Let's do just that first line one more time. All right? One, two, three, four. Right there. Good. That's all you need. Hannah, what do you think?

I have no idea. She was right. She doesn't know. Take a guess. Take a guess. She doesn't know. You have no idea, right? No. All right, everybody on three. What show is it? One, two, three. Golden Girls. Come for that song. All right, Hannah. Thanks for being here. We appreciate it. All right. Up next is Ashley. Come over here, Ashley. How you doing? Good.

Why are you pointing to your ear? I'm hoping that the song is like before I was like while I've been alive. While you've been around. Okay. I'm a pretty girl.

Were you the one going backstage to Please Be Golden Girls? Was that you? Yeah. Okay, sorry, it's not you. I know. Where are you from? Outside Philadelphia. Lansdale, Hatfield. Okay, okay. She kind of unwillingly gave that information up. Are the cops looking for you? I live out that way. You don't have to be embarrassed about it. Okay, yeah, now I'm embarrassed. Hi.

All right, put your blindfold on. Turn around, Ashley. Preston, I killed someone in Reno. I'm on the run. Oh, oh, okay. Oh, dude, she'll never get that. She'll never get that. We'll save that for an older person. All right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, here you go. Here you go. Thanks, Marissa. I'm sorry to call an audible, but we'll do that one in a little while. Okay. All right. I think you guys know the words on this. And don't forget, hold it up, Colin.

Don't forget this part, all right? All right, here we go. One, two, one, two, three, four. I want to follow you, I want to be this way. We're all in this together, we're all on the same boat. We're all here, all this stuff is exciting to me. When you're down, you're in your bed, you're sleeping, you're home, you're free, you're here, I'll be there.

All right. Yeah. Well done. All right, Ashley, what is it? It's Fred! Yeah! Woo! Woo!

Hannah's going, why didn't they give me that one? Preston, Ashley even clapped along to the clappy part. She did. Yeah, she did. Ashley, hang on. Don't go anywhere. I have two combo park passes for Maury's Pier. You can do the water park, the rides all day long. Congratulations, and thank you to our friends from Maury's Pier. All right. Thank you. Nice job, Ashley.

Get off the dance stage. All right. Thank you, friend. Let's bring up Kelly next. All right. Oh, look at this. Kelly is here to have a good time. How are you doing, Kelly? Good. Where are you from? Philadelphia. And have you been here before to this event? Many times. I love it. Welcome back. All right. How have you done so far with this game?

Have you been listening? Yes, I have. All right. You've just done okay? Okay. All right. Fair enough. Kelly doesn't have much time. That's the kind of excitement we like. Turn around, Kelly. All right. Let's do... Wow. Okay. This is a good one. I mean, this is another, I think, easy one. I look at this girl right here. She's like, I don't know that one. Okay. But that's why you provide the lyrics. Exactly. All right. Let's bring the lyrics up. All right. This is a good one.

Here we go. One, two, three, four. All right, right there. Hold on. Kelly? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? I can't. You can't hear. All right, one more time. One, two, three, four.

That's enough. Kelly, they're saying the name of the show in the song. I can't hear. All right, forget it. It's the facts of life. The facts of life. Preston, I didn't recognize you, but that's Marlee Maitland. All right.

Let's go. Next contestant. Come up here. All right. What's your name? Monica? Monica from Malibu, New Jersey. Oh, they're missing some letters in your name. It says Moika. Moika. Hey, Moika. All those songs. I hope I get an easy one. All right. Come over here.

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Normally we do the Bizarre Fowl here. We're going to skip it, but it would have been brought to you by Coors Banquet. And we are here live at Kenan's in North Wildwood. They are sponsoring it. They're officially opening the Jersey Shore. Coors Banquet, start your summer. Start your legacy. Coors Banquet, start your summer. Start your summer. I'm having a damn good summer. When we last left Kenan's, we were talking to Monica. And Monica is doing crowd karaoke where the crowd sings a song.

Our contestants tried to decipher what it is, and we're doing nothing but TV show themes. Yes. TV show themes. All right, Monica, you ready? I'm ready. Let's continue. All right. This one is a little weird. I am going to tell you that. It's a little weird, but this is the show that we are going to be trying to get Monica to identify. Now, Colin is holding up the name of the show, and everybody looks confused, but you'll get it when you see it. Yeah, exactly. You see somebody down front here who gets it.

This is what the quote-unquote theme song consists of. Okay. I'm going to count them off, Monica, and they're going to start doing it. Ready? One, two, three. Monica looks perplexed. It has no melody to it. Hold on. What is it?

How the hell did she get that? I don't know. Maybe if you didn't yell the name of the show at her down front...

It doesn't matter. Monica's the winner. Nice job. Casey, what are we going to give Monica? Monica, don't go anywhere. I got this for you right here. You have a $100 Parks gift card and two tickets to see The Revivalists on September 26, 2025. Congratulations. Yes. All right. Next up, we have Diane, who's making her way over here. Hi, Diane. I get a hug and everything. Where are you from, Diane?

Originally Northeast Philly and now Sickleville, New Jersey. Sickleville, New Jersey. From the great Northeast to Sickleville, New Jersey. I love your be kind shirt. That's very, very sweet. You seem like a nice person. I'm a very nice person. All right. You ready to play? I hope so. TV show theme songs. All right. I was here last year and did this and I didn't get it. Okay. Let's get this. All right. Put your blindfold on. Turn around.

Blindfold on. Yep. Over your glasses. All right. Show them, Colin. All right. This is the song. This is the show. And you guys are going to be singing the theme song. This is more for the youngins or youngishins. All right. I couldn't sing this song. I kind of know the words. All right, Colin, hold it up. All right. Hold it. Pull it tight. There we go. All right. This ought to be interesting. Here we go. Ready? One, two, three, four.

Wow. Wow. That was spot on. Diane. Couldn't hear a word. I should be doing it one more time? One more time. One more time. One, two, three, four. We're going to be on the top. We're going to be on the top. We're going to be on the top.

Okay, Diane, he was screaming the name of the song right there. What did he scream? I'm not telling you. What did he scream? It's right in the song, in the lyrics. Company. Freeze Company. No. Saved by the Bell. It's all right because I'm Saved by the Bell.

All right. Thank you, Diane. Diane, I have a parting gift for you. Here you go. Passes for helium. Helium Comedy Club. Very nice. All right. Up next, we got Big Gumby coming up here who has the best hat in the whole place. It's a gigantic...

Philly's baseball cap with an LED light show on it and it says the Preston and Steve show. It's a stroll across. That's great. All right, Big Gumby, how you doing, man? Great, man. I love being here. I want to shout out to my wife, Sandy, and my daughter who came all the way from North Carolina. Excellent. Where are you from, buddy? I'm from Bucks County. Bucks go. All right, put on your blindfold. We're doing TV show theme songs.

Ah, here you go. A classic. Big Gumby ought to, you know this one? All right. Big Gumby ought to be able to get this one. All right, so, yes. All right, I need to hear this nice and loud. All right, one, two, one, two, three. All right, break it down. Here we go. Go. I am the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of the king of

All right, Big Gumby, what show is that from? Can you play it one more time? I hear a lot of screaming. They're still singing it. All right.

All right. We got to ask, Big Gumby. Hey, Mother Bell. Oh! To me, that was a gimme that one. The Jeffersons. Well, we're moving on up to the east side. All right, Gumby. Get out of here, buddy. Thank you anyway, man. I got a parting gift for you, Gumby, from Helium Comedy Club. He's going to give you a parting gift. All right. How many more of these we got? Four more. All right.

We got a guy named Big Country. Big Country. How you doing, buddy? Good. How are you, Preston? So where are you from? Ardmore. And you go by Big Country? It's a long story. All right. Fair enough. We don't have time. All right. TV show theme songs. How was your game? Ready? Put the blindfold on. Let's do it. All right. Let's see what this one is. Oh. There we go. It goes way, way back.

And follow Preston's lead. All right. I want everybody to sing this nice and loud like good little children. One, two, one, two, three. We have to get out of the way. Walk with me and scream. Tell me how to get, how to get to Tennessee.

All right, hold it right there. Big country. What was it? Sesame Street. Damn right. Thank God. Thank God. All right.

Casey, what are we giving Big Country? Big Country, we are hooking you up with tickets for Creed. This is part of Creed. This is part of Live Nation's $30 ticket to summer. It's here. You get $30 tickets to many of the area's summer concerts for one week only. On sale right now. Go to livenation.com slash ticket to summer. Nice job, Big Country. We'll hook you up in the back. By the way, real quick, I want to point out this group of ladies are all wearing blue hats over here. Who are you guys? Hi. Nice to see you. Oh, hi.

How you doing? I didn't recognize. I was looking at a hat. I love it when people, Steve, wear the matching outfits. Yes. Or the special t-shirts. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it's so awesome. We got shirts out front that say, hey, bitches, and hey, what? This one says, right here, it says, your grandma is a whore, and even she knows to watch the tram car. That's beautiful. I love it, yeah. I'm centering.

Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Steph, and it is Steph's birthday today. Yeah. Steph, how old are you? How long have you been coming to this event? Eight years. Eight years. And she turned 21 and came to this event. Oh, that is awesome. And today is her birthday. Where are you from? Havertown. Havertown, PA. Delco! Delco. O'Hara!

All right. You ready, Steph? Ready. Put your blindfold on. She went to O'Hara? Yeah. All right. Okay. All right. This is the next one. Yeah. I think this will sit right in her wheelhouse. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. All right. We have Colin with the lyrics. By the way, he's holding up the sign that shows the show, and now the lyrics to the song. Everybody take a look. All right. All right.

You know what? I don't know this one. I know. Count it off, Casey. I don't know the tempo. All right, you ready? Yeah. One, two, three, four. Where are you from, Casey? We're from Kansas City. Where are you from, Casey? It's so great how people know, like, the first line of a song. And then it fades. The rest of it's gone. But he's got it now. Steph knows it. What is it? Full House. Full House. Done. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Steph, we're hooking you up with a pair of tickets to see the Offspring. This is also part of Live Nation's $30 ticket to summer. It's here. You have $30 tickets to many of the area's summer concerts for one week only. On sale now. Go to livenation.com slash ticket to summer. All right. Nice job, Steph. All right. Next up, we just have two more, I believe. This is Mark. How you doing, Mark? I'm good. How are you? Good, buddy. Where are you from?

Ambler PA. Ambler. All right. You ready with the game show or TV show theme songs? Ready to go. All right. Let's do it. Let's see what we got next. Colin, hold it up to the crowd. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This one's good. You're going to like this, Mark. All right. We have the lyrics. All right. Guys, ready? Here we go. You probably don't even need to see this. One, two, three, four. Here we go.

All right, he's kind of grooving over here. Mark, do you know what it is? It is the Prince of Beverly Hills. Oh!

Okay, think of another. It's not bad. It's not bad. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Wrong neighborhood. Hold on. There's another nice town in Los Angeles. It's not Beverly Hills. Starts with a B. Bill Ayers. Yeah!

Let's give it to him. He was all over it. He was thinking of the Bel Air Hillbillies. Mark, I'm hooking you up with a pair of combo passes. One day, same day combo passes for Maurice Pierce. You can hook up your family with Waterpark and rides all day long. Joe, don't look over here.

Hi, how you doing, Joe? Good, how are you doing? Good, buddy. Where are you from? Lancaster. Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Wow. We dig that. All the Amish, make some noise. Yeah. Is this your crew over here? Year 13 for us. Year 13 for you. I recognize you guys. Yeah, it's good to see you. All right. You ready, Joe? Yeah, let's do it. You're the last one. Blindfold on. Here we go. This is the final song.

Just unfortunately had a beloved character leave this world. Yes. From this show. All right. Now, we all need to sing together, okay? And this is from the chorus, not the beginning, all right? From the chorus. This is the big swell, all right? You guys ready? Here we go. One, two, three, four. I want to go where you are going. I want to be.

That was wonderful, Joe. No? Not good. Oh, man. Oh, my God. I think we got to do that one more time. Yeah, one more time. Don't go. One, two, three. Okay. He's got it.

All right, hold on. Joe knows it. Joe, it's Shears. Yes! He got it. He got it. Ooh!

Hi, Case. So I got tickets for a concert for a guy who really melts my butter. Oh, Rod Stewart? I got a pair of tickets to see Rod Stewart as part of Live Nation's $30 ticket to summer. Nice. You can get $30 tickets to many of the area's summer concerts for one week only on sale now at LiveNation.com slash ticket to summer. Yo, Joe, I'm taking my mom to that My Mom Loves Rod Stewart. He's taking his mom!

All right. Way to go, Joe. All right. Thank you, guys. You guys did wonderful crowd karaoke. A round of applause for yourselves. All right. We have one more stop to make on our little train ride this morning into summer, and it's going to be when we return. We are going to do the baptism of beer right over there. So get yourselves ready. Get set to get wet. We're going to take a break. We're live at Kenan's Irish Pub. Let them hear you in Philadelphia, everybody.

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It's MMR's official opening of the Jersey Shore. With Coors Banquet, start your summer, start your legacy. Coors Banquet. And now, live from Kenan's North Wildwood, here's Preston and Steve. Oh, baby! Oh, baby!

93.3 WMMR. It is everything that rocks. Preston and Steve show. We are here continuing the party at Kenan's Irish Pub for the opening of the Jersey Shore. Eggs with Peg. Yeah. We're feeling good. Yeah. All right.

Let me describe what's going on here. I've moved to a different location in the building because we're getting ready for the baptism of beer. So I am indeed behind the bar. I will get up on the bar in a moment. But Casey, first we need to take care of some house cleaning business before we go into this segment. We're going to go ahead and a little bit early, we're going to do our letter of the day for the word of the week prize.

And we're going to thank a few sponsors as well, right, Case? Yes, sir. All right. What do you want to do first? So let me, you know, so we're not going to be doing trash or music news right now. So let me thank those sponsors real quick. Hollywood Trash would have been brought to you by Rita's. Rita's is making ways with a fantastic new flavor, Kool-Aid, charcoal.

We'll be right back.

Starting today. All right, all good there. So let's do the letter of the day for the word of the week prize. So Jason, let's hit that. All right, the President Steve Show is brought to you today by the letter E as in E-S-E-R.

All right, beautiful. And we'll take caller number 12. Caller number 12. 610-660-9333. And we will award the prize to you, which is... A Rivers Casino Overnight Prize Pack, including a $100 gift card to the new Sepori restaurant and one night stay for two at the River Suites, which we've all seen and stayed at, at the Battery. You must be at least 21 years of age to enter. All right, so call now. Jason's going to take that winner.

Back at the studio, I just glanced up and saw myself on the monitor.

I have not seen myself until this moment. You kind of look good in that, Preston. I'm wearing a special outfit for the baptism of beer. And I told Casey, I'm like, I think it's going to look goofy over my headphones. He's like, no, dude, it looks awesome. Yeah, it looks perfect. So I feel good. All right, so I am now, this is the culmination of this event. I want to thank our very own Mr. Pierre Robert for handing this duty over to me. All hail Pierre.

Pierre is the true deity of WMMR. And we stole this from him years ago because he used to do this at the Day Off at the Slopes and then the Cardboard Classic. And he had to stop doing it. And I said, can we do it? And he said he gave me his blessing. So we carry it on in his tradition. All right.

I'm going to get up on the bar. I have to hand the microphone over to Colin here, so I'll hand it over to you guys for a moment. And as you get prepared for this, Preston, anyone who has a slicker who wants to get close over to that area, that's where Preston is going to be staying mainly. So because of the constraints of his vestments, he will be staying there. So get on over there. Anything else in configuring the room, Preston? Everything good?

Alright, he's getting close to his microphone. The lights are kind of low and my pope hat is hitting him on the way. By the way, there are a few call and responses so we do need audience participation. Congregation participation. Right. Somebody just grabbed the pope's butt. Oh, wow. Hi, baby. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I am going to... Now, like Casey said, there is going to be a call and response to this. First, let me first bless you all. Thank you for being here.

Bless you all. Am I doing that right? Yes. I have no idea. You look good, man. All right. Brothers and sisters, gather round for today. We congregate in this most hallowed establishment, Kenan's Irish Pub, for the baptism of beer. Yeah. For the baptism of beer. Can I get a no sad bro? No sad bro! Can I get a no sad bro? No sad bro! Hallelujah!

And the pouring's begun. The baptism's begun. Steve, I think the pitchers are bigger this year. The pitchers are bigger this year, Nick. But like twice as big. Look at that golden elixir pouring forth. That is an impressive amount of beer. That is almost way too much. I wouldn't be surprised if someone needs a lifeguard.

I think I hit two people's mouths on that one. Oh, my beloved flock, I feel the spirit moving mightily this morning. We are here to confront the sins that weigh heavy on our hearts and to embrace the banquet of life, the Coors Banquet of Light. Can I please get a Coors Banquet? Coors Banquet! And praise Jesus because that's how you do a sponsorship mention. Praise Jesus!

I'm now pouring. And obviously, again, Nick, Casey, those are much bigger pitchers. The beer is, the course banquet is flowing liberally. People getting soaked. But yet there's a certain control this year, Preston. I don't know if we went out and bought these pitchers or if Kenan's provided them, but whoever

Got him. Nice work. Because the handles kept breaking off from last year. This is a Marissa Magnata special right now. All right. Marissa scored a big one here. Marissa done good. Yeah. Anybody in the near the bar where Preston's pouring, they're not going to walk away thirsty. No. Hold on. I'm going to try to hear your mouth. Don't keep walking to me.

It's going right in people's eyes. I mean, he is dousing people in beer. Some of it's getting in people's mouths, actually. It's amazing. It is a miracle, Preston. Oh, my beloved Preston.

My beloved flock, my children flockers, my father flockers, my mother flockers, open up your gaping maws and accept this elixir of life. Coors Banquet into your mouths and all over your eager faces. Can I get a whee? Guess what I get to do? Whee! Guess what I get to do? I said, can I get a whee?

Guess what I get to do? Guess what I get to do? Enjoy an imbibe, my flock, for here's the beer. Oh, yes, we have a guy on his knees down here praying. I think he's drowning, Preston. For the barley and the hops and everyone. Oh, now it's dispersed out to the room. Preston has flung the elixir forward.

I think there's more ponchos than I've ever seen before. There are more ponchos than we've ever had for a baptism of beer. My brothers and sisters. Are you getting tired? Hold on. Stop moving the microphone, Kyle. Lap up the Coors Banquet, for your souls are parched and in need of the moisture of almighty magnificence. Can I get a... Yee! Yee!

E Pluribus Unum Quid Pro Quo Que Sera Sera And he's working his way down the bar. He started on the far left end from our perspective, Steve, and he's almost made it to the right side, but he still has a lot more beer to go. By the way, it's never been a better time to own a more recent iPhone there. Waterproof. Look at all those phones getting doused in beer. All right.

Oh, my brothers and sisters. I can feel the darkness beginning to tremble as you accept this golden nectar. I feel it from the tips of my fingers to the crease behind my nutsack.

Can I get a nutsack? Nutsack! One more time, nutsack! Nutsack! Yay, my testicles have been delivered onto your mother's chin. Praise be! Praise be!

That's a new prayer. I think new prayer. Wow. Pope Preston getting a lot of distance on this. Hey, watch this. Backhand.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. This guy is amazing. He emptied an entire pitcher once on one person. Dude, this room is starting to smell like my fraternity's basement. Yes. But for some reason, it just looks glorious that Coors Banquet lit up by the lights, the lamps behind Preston. I can't hear it. All right. Look at him. So, he's a vision case. Hallelujah.

My brothers and sisters, we are living in a time of trial when we must devour... Lower the microphone, please, Colin. We must devour evil and wash that evil down with insanely huge gulps of Coors Banquet. Can I get a, hi, grandma? Hi, grandma! All right, here we go. Nice. Nice.

All these people born anew today. It's something to witness. We did see the actual Vatican City coverage. I would say this rivals it in certain ways, at least in beer consumption. It's much more festive. It is. There's much more low-hanging lighting fixtures. It's a lot wetter, too. Yeah, and the chance of getting someone's head cut off by a ceiling fan is greatly increased. Preston, how many pictures do you actually have left? I don't know.

There he goes. My brother, I have two pitchers left. Two pitchers to wrap up this most amazing ceremony.

Going all the way back to medieval times. Some people like to put the hood on their ponchos up. Some people choose not to put that up. Yep. And they're the ones that are going to smell the most. So, yes. And of course, as always, drink responsibly. Some actually, they bow like they literally are being baptized. Others want the mouth and others just want to pour it all over their head and face. As we have said, Preston, beer is basically liquid bread. Yes, it is. And so this is, in a way...

communion. This is true. I have one and a half pitchers left. I'm going to chuck all the way down here. One and a half pitchers. Wow. Here goes the first half. Here comes the last full one. Praise be, my loyal flock. You have been delivered onto this weekend free to party, free to imbibe, and free to quietly sneak out when you wake up next to someone you do not recognize. Can I get

Amen. Here is the final baptism of beer. Thank you guys for being here. And so it sprays forth across the room, ladies and gentlemen, Preston Elliott. And the floating microphone. And more to hear.

There you go. That's right. This was not the sing-along I expected. Preston, during the baptism of beer, a baby was born. Are you ready to perform a real baptism? Dude, he's crowd-serving! He's crowd-serving! Preston is crowd-serving! He's smoking on water! Wow!

How many people are touching his wiener right now? They are grabbing his nutsack. What a demonstration of community coming together to cripple a man. He's a flying pope. That's right. That was amazing. It used to be quite common 200 years ago to have the papal see fly, but not so much these days. And now they do the smoke. Yes, they've replaced it with smoke.

I've always wanted to do this. Was that your first time crowd surfing? I've never been crowd surfing before. It's a miracle. It's a miracle. It's a miracle. Oh, my God. All right, so we're done now, right? Yes. Well, I've got a couple of points of order here that we need to... All right, what do we do, Case? Well, right now, we want to award our winner from Zippy's Bikes. Hopefully, people had...

entered through the QR codes. We had QR codes all throughout the building here, and we do have a winner. And, Preston, his name's right here if you want to... All right, so we'd like to congratulate our winners of a set of his and hers beach cruiser bikes from Zippy's Bikes, which, by the way, is where Casey and I get all our bike work done here in Wildwood. We congratulate Ryan Eccles of South Philadelphia. Oh, Ryan! Congratulations, Ryan. Is that you, Ryan?

Awesome, man. That's right up front. Awesome. Excellent. All right. And on that note, I'll switch my. Thank you, Marissa. On that note, I want to thank a couple of sponsors. We'd like to thank Acme Markets, Fresh Foods, Local Favors, Flavors. The President's Eve Show also brought to you by Dunkin' and the President's Eve Show runs on Dunkin'. And by Coors Banquet. Start your summer. Start your legacy. Coors Banquet.

I would like to thank Scott Keenan, the owner and operator of this establishment, for having this party year after year. And in memory of Peg. Absolutely. I want to thank all the bartenders, bar backs, servers, security, musicians, everybody who are part of this party on the weekend for doing what they do. Listen, come here, have a great time. Don't do anything stupid. Have an awesome, awesome weekend. And also we want to send love out to Kathy Romano again. Kathy Romano.

And thank you to our program director, Chuck D'Amico, and Paula Decker, and Eric Simon, and Rodney Burton, our entire engineering staff, Junior, and all the crew at Newman University. But more than anyone, thank you guys for listening to the Preston and Steve Show. We love you more than you'll ever know. That is it. That's it. We are done. Rage on. Have a great weekend. We'll see you guys later.