Shownotes Transcript
As usual blanket one sided coverage of Trumps visit to our country....all we saw was streets full of protesters and a stupid balloon which was pathetic....showing beyond a shadow of a doubt what a sad uneducated collection of sheep we have become....I doubt whether any of these "protesters" had a clue what they were protesting about...at least it seemed that way when they interviewed some of them in the street....mass hysteria has always been a major problem in the world...it is the desire to "belong" to something....just go out and GET A LIFE!!!
Not forgetting our World Cup "HEROES"....they LOST...end of....heroes are divers who rescue kids trapped 2 miles inside a flooded cave.....or have I got it wrong.?....we see supporters crying in the crowd...it's a football match that's all...where a bunch of extremely well paid blokes kick a ball around...I wonder how much those divers were on ?....and it was reported that the footballers were exhausted....try playing top class tennis for six hours lads.
2.I saw the video you put on Facebook of John Lennon and Yoko squawking through a "song".....I KNOW I'm probably the only bloke in the world who just does not get Mr. Lennon....never did.....I always found him arrogant and disrespectful....not to mention the love and peace shenanigans spending a week in bed etc....trying to solve the problems of the world and failing...he wrote some good songs but some real garbage....Oh Yoko....Give Peace A Chance...Ballad of John and Yoko.....which thanks again to mass hysteria he managed to convince the sheep they were wonderful songs.........there is a point you can reach where the masses accept anything you do as being great....because that's what they are told....
3.I had to laugh at a feminist who appeared on the morning news programme suggesting that wolf whistling should be a criminal offence....needless to say Piers Morgan put her straight by having a viewers vote where 90 odd per cent of women were not offended in any way....can'tthese silly empty headed feminists get it into their heads that most women are happy being women...and all they are doing is spoiling it for them....personally most of the ladies I know are a good laugh and a pleasure to spend time with....but then again I don't know many feminists...which I would ignore anyway......GIVE US A BREAK GIRLS....you have made your point....stop making yourselves look stupid.
4.I knew it....a winter of solid rain and floods washing away cars and houses....then a few weeks of sunshine and bingo....a hosepipe ban....this will come into effect on the 5th of August....and woe betide anyone watering their plants...they could face up to £1000 fine...our suppliers are United Utilities who are making massive profits....none of which seems to prevent the 25% loss of water due to leakage around the country....I mean how can they possibly fix leaks when there are bills to send out......the reservoirs are depleted apparently....SO BUILD MORE RESERVOIRS WITH YOUR OBSCENE PROFITS!!!!!....and pipe the billions of gallons into them from the flooded streets and fields in winter.
5.The song this week is one of my classics I produced for my wrestling pal Adrian Street "Imagine What I Could Do To You".....he used it to enter the ring both here and when he moved to the States....I was in RCA Records back in the 80s on a bit of business and I played this record to one of the staff who said it was the worst record he has ever heard and was probably the worst record in the history of music....I asked if I could use the quote...which went on the label.....the song ended up on MTV in the States and in a film.....and paid off my mortgage....'nuff said.