Here’s the nonsense KOLs and Insta-wellness quacks keep pushing:
Stick a needle in your arm, drip in some overpriced vitamins, and you’ll be reborn. Toxins gone. Skin flawless. Energy through the roof. Hangover? Poof. Immunity? Boosted. You’ll practically glow in the dark.
They call it “wellness.” I call it the Juicero of medicine—flashy, expensive, and completely pointless once you use your brain.
REALITY CHECK: IV VITAMIN THERAPY IS MOSTLY EXPENSIVE URINE AND EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE PLACEBO