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The bio for Dr. Steve, host of Weird Medicine on Sirius XM 103 and made popular by two really comedy shows, Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez. You would have thought that this guy was a bit of a clown. Okay, I'm not playing the whole thing because I'd do it again in the show. So, it's your old pal, Dr. Steve, and I wanted to just play the...

Las Vegas show in its entirety. I know it's very visual. We were on a stage at the Plaza Hotel in the Sand Dollar Room. And because I was going to my son's graduation, which, you know, how could I miss that? A damn kid graduated first in his class. I'm very proud of him. I left from there, flew to Las Vegas, got in around 8 o'clock, did my show at 10.30 a.m.

Las Vegas time, which 1030, 1130, 1230. That's 130 my time. Now I'm old. And I got up at 3 a.m. Vegas time, which was 6 Eastern time, and did the show and then stayed. We got to bed around 3 o'clock in the morning. Vegas time. Didn't eat or drink really much of anything the whole day.

So I was up for 24 hours. But, you know, people much younger than me were there. And they're like, we're tired. I'm like, no, we're going to keep going. So anyway, it's very visual. It's not a great audio podcast, but I just wanted to put it out there for posterity. And I will be posting the video on our YouTube channel at youtube.com slash at weird medicine podcast.

ASAP. I've just got to fiddle with it a little bit. And the camera feeds that I got from Mr. Melton were corrupt, but it was my fault. I'm going to have to beg him to send them to me again. You know, I hate to do that, but I really want to put out a quality product and

And there were some things just, you know, other people were switching the video cameras and they didn't know what was coming. So they did a really good job. But I would like to be able to do my own version of it. So I'm working on that. And then you'll get all the visual jokes because people are laughing at things you don't know what they're doing. On Sirius XM, I tried to just talk over it and say, well, here I did this, here I did that. It was awful. So it was the worst last show we did.

The best first show Anthony Cumia had ever heard, and I know it was the worst last show that was ever done on SiriusXM. But anyway, just for posterity, this is the last SiriusXM show done at the Plaza Hotel in Las Vegas, and I'm just going to play it in its entirety. There's a whole section in the middle where we had a little bit where people were doing the...

Howie Mandel rubber glove bit with their names written on the gloves, and then we were giving out prizes, and I'm sure that'll be terrible to listen to, but maybe it's something you can listen to and go to sleep. I don't know, but I just...

I'm just playing it so you can hear the standing ovation at the end. That's really why. So if you go through all the way to the end, and there is about four minutes of Cletus telling one shitty pun after another. Why did I want to do that? I don't know. I wanted to do something different, and I guess I just wanted to blow up my spot. That's really what it was.

And it was fun and stupid. And every time I would tell a joke, I hit a button and it showed a picture of Chad Zumach saying, please clap. And people laughed at that. So they found it amusing, I guess. But anyway, that's what's going on there. And I played some of my videos, which you can find those on our Patreon. All the video elements are on Patreon, patreon.com slash zoom.

Weird Medicine. And they will also, like I said, be up on our YouTube channel ASAP. Now that I'm home, I've got – I'm going to make time to do all this stuff and generate more content. Scott and –

And I, well, I and sometimes Scott, sometimes other people are going to be doing a new podcast. It's still called Weird Medicine, the podcast, but it'll be a little bit more fast-paced, a lot less bullshit, more of your questions. So call 347-766-4323. Get us some questions going. I don't care what they're about.

They can be about turds or hypertension or quantum physics. Just leave questions at that number, 347-766-4323, and enjoy. And I will see you very soon. I think what we're going to do is three shows a month.

And I'm going to try to make them very entertaining. And now that we're not constrained by the time element with Sirius XM, we can just get together once a month and do three shows and knock them out. But actually prep for them and do something a little bit more like we used to back in the day when I used to spend eight hours every episode prepping for it.

And you could really tell the difference in the later years. But I appreciate you all hanging in there. Tell your friends. And I'd like to grow this thing a little bit and maybe reach a wider audience. I don't know. But I just don't want to just –

make it go away. Really, I'm just dreading taking this studio apart, to be honest with you. But I am going to clean up the studio, and we're going to have kind of a fresh start. But stay tuned for that. And go to youtube.com slash at weirdmedicine and click the subscribe button and the notification button if you want to join us for live shows. They'll be usually Saturday, Friday,

In the summertime, we may do them in the evening because it just gets so hot up here and I get tired of hearing everybody complain about it. I tried using AI to take out the noise from the air conditioner last year and that sucked. It didn't work. It worked, but it also took out music and things I didn't want it to take out. So when that gets a little bit better, we may try that again. But anyway, hope that...

You enjoy this in some way, at least I guess it's, I'm just putting it out there for posterity. All right, my friends, and we'll see you next week for the next edition of Weird Medicine. Thanks. Empresario he is, for real. And how about your headliners tonight, WATP, that was amazing.

I'm just a fan. I'm just a fan. That's the whole thing. I'm just a fan who has specialized knowledge of disgusting body parts, and so people tolerate me coming to these things, and I really appreciate it. We're ready? All right, here we go. Take two. This will be worth it by the end. Hey, it's your old pal Dr. Steve, and this week, Ken asks,

My partner and I like to engage in a little ass play from time to time. I'm worried about its effects on my anus. Is there something to it or am I just being a nervous nelly? Well, Ken, a lot of myths exist regarding anal intercourse between consenting adults.

The most concerning myth being the idea that penetrative anal sex might lead to a loss of bowel control, leading to the dropping of logs involuntarily wherever the participant goes. This idea likely keeps a lot of people from participating in this activity, for better or worse.

To find the truth, researchers in the American Journal of Gastroenterology somehow got funding for a study titled "Anal Sphincter Structure and Function in Anoreceptive Intercourse" and the findings may reassure you. Basically, this study looked at 14 males who engage in ass play and 10 age-matched non-anoreceptive males in a controlled prospective study.

Subjects were measured for anal sphincter tone through the use of a manometer, which is basically a pressure gauge attached to a balloon that's inserted into the rectum. The tighter one can squeeze the balloon with their sphincter muscles, the higher the readings on the meter. What they found was that resting pressures were lower in the ass plate group to a high level of statistical significance,

But there was no difference whatsoever between the active and control group when it came to squeezing the device with their sphincters. Anal receptive men had thinner anal sphincters, but this was not statistically significant. Most importantly, what the study finally showed was that despite the lower resting pressures in men engaging in penetrative anal intercourse, there was no loss of bowel control whatsoever.

Therefore, although ass play does change the dynamics of the anal canal, there's enough redundancy in the system that people who engage in this activity aren't just shitting themselves constantly while they're going about their normal lives.

So Ken, start low and go slow, use lots of lubes and have a partner who is patient and careful and you can enjoy sexual congress without worrying that you'll be constantly filling your pants with stool because of it. I hope that helps. Let us know how it goes.

Hello, Dr. Steve. Can you tell us more about that giant, meaty penis between your legs? If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of Weird Medicine on Sirius XM 103 and made popular by two really comedy shows, Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of a, you know, a clown. Why, you give me the respect.

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be disappointed. Weird medicine, the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history of broadcast radio. I'm Dr. Steve with my co-host for the night, Lucy Teichbach.

Holy shit! Nurse type box tonight. Good God. This is the final SiriusXM recording of Weird Medicine, the first live recording ever. Why have I waited 20 years to do a show in front of a live audience? Because I'm an idiot and I'm really bad at this.

I was going to have some of my celebrity friends, real celebrities, John, as in people who are actually still in the business, but I was embarrassed to ask them, you know, which given all the shit I know about them is stupid. But, you know, again, evidence that I'm terrible at marketing and worse at broadcasting. I do want to shout out my co-hosts over the years, including P.A. John, Jefferson the Shyster, Chest Pain Rob, Double Vasectomy Todd, a.k.a. Addictomy Todd,

My wife, Tacey, who got roped into it during COVID and never left. Dr. Scott, the traditional Chinese medicine provider, gave me street cred with alternative medicine assholes. DNP Carissa, PA Lydia, NPMLB, who added some spice and autoimmune diseases to the mix. And last but not least, my friend, G-Back, the GOAT, who left us too soon.

And he taught us all we need to get our fucking calcium scores done and not ignore chest pain when it happens. Anyway, we're not your medical providers. Pick anything you hear with a grain of salt. Don't act on anything you hear without talking it over with your healthcare provider. Now if I can turn this shit off. There we go. Thank you. Thank you, anyway. Thank you for being here. Hello, Hackamania. Hello, Lucy. Hello. Hi.

I have never been happier to be sitting next to a doctor. Really? Yeah, never. Not my whole life. I could use my complimentary pap smear joke, but I did that at the creep-off roast. I'm going to give Lucy a complimentary pap smear, and by complimentary, I mean, damn, girl, that thing looking good. Yeah.

So it worked twice. It was Jenny Jingles last time. Anyway, do you have anything for me or do you want to go straight into the questions? I think that we should go straight into the questions because we have so many wonderful questions from everybody from the lobby. There's been a lot of great questions. All right. What do you think? Number one thing, don't take advice from some asshole on the radio. I've got to get the volume up on that. Sorry. Thank you, Ronnie B. Number one thing, don't take advice from some asshole on the radio. There you go.

All right, what you got? Oh, come on. That's the only person that I ever want to take advice from. All right, first up, we have... Oh, this one is actually signed. Very exciting, yes. Dear Dr. Steve...

how do I turn my microplastics in my balls into micro inches on my shaft? And it is actually, it's signed Trucker Andy, but then it's crossed out and it says Carl. So I'm not actually 100% sure who that came from. Yeah, so actually, well, microplastics is an issue. We're finding microplastics everywhere, and there is a fertility rate decline in humans. But the really more interesting thing is, because who cares?

Clearly either Carl or Trucker Andy. How do you lengthen your penis? No, that's a great question. And the truth is it's very difficult to do. Lengthening it, there is a device called

and it's got a Velcro ring that goes under the Roman war helmet and then one that goes at the base of the penis and then there are turnbuckles and you can turn these things every day to kind of stretch things. What's that?

try to turn to stretch the penis over time. And they'll use this for people who have Peyronie's disease. You guys are familiar with Peyronie's disease, right? Peyronie's disease is when you have whiskey dick and the woman is on top. Don't ever give her control, guys. And then when she thrusts down and you've got a semi-soft penis and it bends it in half and actually fractures the penis. This is a real thing.

And a penis fracture causes scar tissue where the fracture was, and the penis will always bend toward the scar because the scar is not elastic, right? So you've got elastic sheath, and then you've got an inelastic scar, and it'll always bend in that direction. It can be very painful. Well, they'll use this device for those people, right?

sometimes and they've tried to utilize it for penis lengthening and what they found is that indeed it actually works but it's a quarter of an inch so it's not worth it. It's not worth walking around with these turnbuckles on your cock. I don't know that I would... It might be worth it. But Lucy let me ask you something. Yes. I mean you're a woman. Yes. Right? True. Okay so...

So there, would you say girth or length is more important? I would prefer girth. There you go. So girth. Both are relatively unimportant. Okay, interesting. Yeah, I know. That's what you... I said that. Yeah. It's... Knowing the anatomy...

Knowing female anatomy actually helps you to be a better male lover, but girth is usually what women say is more important than length. Because just banging the tip of your cock, banging their cervix doesn't feel that great. But having a nice girthy penis going in and out, it makes a difference. Do it one more time, though. Thank you.

You can increase the girth of your penis by using the same stuff that they use to do fillers in lips. Now, I'm not recommending this.

But you can make a ribbed, so it's ribbed for her pleasure, right, instead of using a condom. Now, the other way that you can enlarge your penis is just by using a penile cover that's made for that. So if you're having problems with that, you know, satisfying your penis,

partner, whoever it is, you can get a sheath that you can put over your penis that can make it longer and girthier. So there you go. I feel wonderfully educated right now. That's the thing. By the way, there will be a quiz at the end of this. What a way to end hackamanias.

classroom. Jesus Christ, were you learning things? Okay, what do you got? Alright, so this next one is wonderful. The question is, what is a hunchback? Well, weirdly, the AI that I work with anticipated this question, and these aren't necessarily funny, but they are accurate. Let's see if I can get this thing to play, though. I'm imagining the bigger dicks right now. Right?

"Dear Dr. Steve, there's this guy on the internet with a giant hunchback. I think it makes him angry and he yells at everyone. What is a hunchback and does it make you gay? Sincerely, Tim from Minnesota." Hunchback, or kyphosis, refers to an exaggerated rounding of the upper back, creating a visible curve. Anatomically, our spine has a natural gentle curve.

Kyphosis occurs when this curve in the thoracic spine becomes excessive. This involves the vertebrae and the discs between them. In kyphosis, the vertebrae or discs become wedge-shaped leading to the forward curvature. The causes of hunchback vary. Postural kyphosis is the most common and often develops due to poor posture. Congenital kyphosis is present at birth. In adults, degenerative kyphosis can occur due to arthritis, fractures, or degenerative discs.

Morbid obesity can be associated with kyphosis, but is normally just a sign that the hunchback has just given up on life. Treatment depends on the cause and severity. For postural kyphosis, physical therapy focusing on posture and strength can be effective. To answer your second question, kyphosis does not predispose one to same-sex attraction, but there is a fetish community of hunchback lovers that may find your friend attractive if no one else does. Hope this helps, Tim.

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I'm sorry, Patrick. What's that? Okay, sorry. I'm sorry, Patrick. All right, what you got? All right, next up we have, when I drink heavily, then have sex slash ejaculate, I have a constant feeling like I have to urinate. Yes. That's not really a question, but I would like you to address it anyway. It is a question. I know exactly what this is, too. Thank you. Thank you.

So what they're saying is after they ejaculate, they have this feeling afterward where they have to urinate. And really what it is is urethral spasm. It's spasm of the urethra. This will happen a lot of times if people are drinking, they have intercourse, they ejaculate, there's semen in the urethra, and then they urinate afterward.

and it will cause a spasm of the urethra that feels like a burning and it's, you can't ignore it, but you can fix it. And I'm gonna give all the guys out here that have this a tip. All you do is take your penis and dip it in warm water, not hot.

Warm water. And what that will do is it will relax the smooth muscle in there and that weird, horrible feeling of it's like an itching and a burning and I've got to urinate, but there's nothing there that will completely go away. So that's worth your whole admission to Hekomania. I have never been happier to be a woman.

Yes. Well, the problem with being a woman is your urethra is so short that bacteria can get in there very easily and then you get a lot of urinary tract infections. That's one thing about having a cock is it's much less likely that bacteria is going to work its way in there backwards. Yeah, but I just have to dip it in hot water. Yeah, right. Makes it feel good. Warm water. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Very appreciated. Okay.

Yeah, you want to do that one? All right. So this next one, again, very relevant to everybody here. What would make somebody's lips purple? So...

This is a thing called cyanosis, and cyanosis is caused by lack of oxygen in the bloodstream, and it can be caused by bad valves in the heart. Some people will have, you know, adults will have valves that weren't repaired when they were kids, and they will exercise, and they'll get purple lips. Also, you can do it by just, you know, painting your lips purple, or you can be this guy.

So, listen, he's a friend of mine, but, you know, the purple lips thing is hilarious. The people keep asking him about it, and he gets madder and madder. But you can see what the problem is. The problem is that ring light behind him, because the ring light is not, he, Opie has very thin lips, and

and the angle of his lips with that ring light casts a shadow in his mouth. I sent him a professional, like, Klieg light for his podcast, and I told him, just do this...

And you know, the other thing is, well, okay, it's the same problem, right? And now this is him using my light. They use it at Gebhardt's, but he doesn't use it at home. He still uses that stupid ringer.

ring light with you know he's ruining the the view behind him too because you just see the big ring and it just put it oh put it off to the side that's all you have to do just put it off to the side and you can see now this is oh with the filter on of course right and then this is without the filter all right so anyway that's just stupid but anyway all right

Sorry, I'm just going to apologize to everybody. But that's the answer. It's not wine. I know everybody thinks he's up all night drinking wine. That's not it. Because if you look at him right afterward when he goes on the street, there's no purple lips there. It is purely a trick of lighting. And I was the lighting guy at WRAL-TV for championship wrestling, so I do have a little bit of some street cred on that.

You know, I appreciate the idea that it's just the lighting, and I'm glad to hear your professional opinion on that. However, whenever I think about some guy telling somebody else about the lighting, I think about John sending Kate Meany the ring light. So it's just a little... I did feel that way when I sent him that light. It's very romantic. I felt a little bit like John and Kate. Yeah.

Very good. All right, so when we asked people for questions, we said you can ask medical questions, we said you can ask absolutely whatever you would like. So this question specifically is for you, Dr. Steve. It says, what took you so long to quit from Vinny's tits? Vinny's tits.

Wait a minute. I'm Vinny Stitz. Okay, well, anyway. Yeah, well, he's stupid. Yeah, I should have quit a long time ago. I agree. I mean, I'm 70. I've been up since 3 o'clock Vegas time. I haven't eaten anything. And the only thing I've drunk was I actually ordered a sweet water IPA, and I got this still water thing. And it was like, I don't even know what...

what I'm doing. I've got my inhaler up here in case my lungs go bad because here you go. Here's your old buddy. That's my lung after COVID.

And so anyway, so yeah, I should have quit a long time ago. But oh, there's palpitation again. Obviously, I don't know how to work. More purple lips. Anyway, but anyway, yeah. All right. We have another good one. This one's for the ladies in the house. We've learned about the penises. But this one says, can your hymen grow back if you don't have sex for a very long time? Well, the vagina can atrophy.

But the hymen itself is an anatomical piece of tissue that's there in the embryonic state. And once it's broken, it doesn't grow back. No, it does not grow back. But you can get atrophy if you don't use it enough. Let me see. It says here, is there a technique, medically speaking, to make a woman squirt? Yeah, there's a second question. Use it.

It also says, "Love you." I would just like to point that out. Thank you. Well, it was written by Cardiff. Let's talk about squirting for a second. People say it's just piss, and I proved on Anthony Cumia's show that it is not just piss, but a lot of it is piss.

So there's female ejaculation, which is a milky sort of thick secretion from the skein's glands, which are analogous to the male prostate. And they're on either side of the vagina and that's sort of nestled in the vulva in there. And then there is coital incontinence. Now, coital incontinence is a completely different beast altogether where, and they did a study on this where they shoved a

ultrasound probe into a woman's vagina and then you know diddled her her clitoris take to stimulate her and they watched as her bladder filled up oh yeah wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute you're right hang on there we go so yeah they waited till her bladder filled up with fluid

Anyway, so, and it turned out that this fluid was almost pure, it was pure water. It wasn't urine in the sense that it smelled or it had uric acid in it. It was, and it was something that was only generated in these women's bladders when they were sexually aroused. So you can say it's piss if by piss you mean fluid coming from the bladder,

Okay, right, it's piss. But it's special piss in that it has no odor or chemicals other than just H2O. So that's why a lot of guys who really enjoy this will say, I've tasted it, I quaff it, I drink it, and it's different than piss. And they're right in that regard because it's sweet and just...

pure water, right? So there is coital incontinence, and there... Which one do you do? Please. Okay. I have follow-up questions, but let's wait for those. Okay, there's coital incontinence, and there's female ejaculation, and the tricky thing is that some women do one, some do the other, and some do both, and that's where it's confusing. So on Anthony's show, they had a porn star who was known to...

you know, squirt. And I've never seen anything like it. I mean, it was just pouring out of her, just constantly pouring out of her for like the whole 30 minutes we were doing this thing. And they had Dr. Bobo there catching some of the fluid. And I had sent Anthony a test kit for prostatic specific antigen. And in fact, there was prostatic specific antigen in that fluid.

That cannot be just coming from the bladder. Bladder fluid would never have that. So we proved that it's not just piss, although in her case it was, like I said, 99% piss and 1% something else, but it's not just the one thing. Not just the one thing. Okay, so if I were to eat a lot of asparagus... Yes. ...and then I squirted everywhere... Yeah, it would stink. ...it stinks? Okay. Now, okay, let's talk about asparagus piss. So...

So this is another one of those where some people do it and some don't. Some people produce the odor, which is a sulfur-containing compound that should be broken down before it hits the bladder, but for some reason there's a molecule that gets cleaved and then is very volatile and you can smell it, but not everybody produces it. And the weird thing is that not everybody can smell it either.

So that's where the confusion and the arguments come from, where people say, oh, it's bullshit or whatever, because one person could be voiding their bladder in a urinal, and they can smell it, and the person sitting next to them can't. And they're like, well, come here, can you smell this? And they can't smell it. They go, no, you're full of shit. But they really figure they just wanted to look at your dick. What?

So, but, so it's very confusing and the reason that it's never been completely elucidated in science, how are you going to fund that?

I mean, I'm going to apply for a grant for asparagus piss. It's just not going to happen. You can't get the money for it, and there's no money in it. Even if you did discover it, there's no way that anybody can make any money off of it, and unfortunately, that's medical science these days. If you can't make money off of it, they're not going to do the study. So that's how much we know. That's probably how much we'll ever know.

All right. We only have two questions left, I think. Oh, okay. Well, do you want to do the... Okay. So everybody, we've got some prizes.

Now, they're not great. Don't get excited. But one of them is historic, and then their other ones are just cool. So everybody got... Does everybody have a glove? Who doesn't have gloves? Anybody not have gloves? Here, let me throw. There you go. Thanks, man. Oh, well. It's okay. We'll just... Here, give me some of these. Here, okay. All right, so what we want to do... Oh, I'm great at this. You guys have pens on your table.

And this has never been done before, so I want to get a picture from up here if you guys do this. And what I want to do is the Howie Mandel, although Howie Mandel did not invent this trick. If anybody else wants gloves, just come on up and you can get them. We'll give them to you. And what we're going to do is you're going to mark them so that you can remember. If I pick one up, you can tell me that it's yours.

and then those people will win a prize. And so what we're going to do is we're going to blow these things up. We're going to shoot them at the stage, okay? We'll try. And it'll look funny from here, and then when we post it, you'll see why it's cool, all right? So let me demonstrate how you do this first. The first thing you want to do... Now, wait a minute. If you're latex allergic, do not do this. I don't want to have to be giving CPR to somebody tonight, so I'm just... And if you have...

Wounds on your face or anything, just anything where you're going to hurt yourself, don't do it, okay? So you basically just do this, like that. All right? But shoot them at us, and then the ones that land on the stage, we'll pick them up and we'll give those people prizes. So one of the prizes is the original Dabblers Anonymous shirt, the one that got me a phone call from the Board of Medical Examiners. All right?

And then we also have copies of the Dabbleverse card game called Wet Brain. All right? So if you guys want to do it, let me get my phone out because I want to take pictures of you doing this. And if it sucks, don't worry about it. I'll just throw some card games at you. I'll open my shirt. It'll be great. All right. Let's see. Do I have any music for this? No. Oh, we could use the sexy saxophone. Yeah. That's exactly what you use for this. Yeah.

- Oh my God. - Yeah, y'all know. - I saw you. - Well just throw it up here then. All right, so Lucy's gonna pick up. Got a few more to do. Okay, this dude's doing it. He's got, oh that was a good one. Okay, we got a couple more. Oh, good one. All right, that's a winner.

Okay, you didn't mark it, but I know who you are, so here you go. Alright, you got any other ones? Anybody mark them? Okay, wait a minute. Who's Ginny? Oh, I thought Johnny! I thought it would say Johnny's Jingles. Oops, sorry honey. I'm sorry, that was a terrible throw. Everybody's great at throwing things right now. Okay, this looks like it says Gopalan. I'm not sure God knows what that's saying.

Anybody recognize that one? Jordan! It's Jordan! Oh, Jordan! Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, we'll do one more and then somebody gets... Somebody from Stone Mountain? That's you! Lucy will bring you that. That says Johnny Jingles again. Oh, Bobcat! Who's Bobcat? Bobcat, where's the family? There you go, alright. Very good, you guys did great.

Thank you. All right. That was beautiful. Was it? It felt like fireworks. Do you have any more questions? I smelled asparagus. It was great. Yes, I do have more questions. I do. Oops, sorry, not that.

This is a two-part question. I think I'll ask you both parts together, and you can answer them as you would please. The first part is, what is your opinion on GLP-1 drugs, which I think are the weight loss drugs? But the second part is equally important. It says, what part of Carl's gayness causes him to crave espresso martinis? Oh.

Well, we have an answer to the second half coming up in one of those questions. GLP-1s are fine. The problem with these drugs are that when you take them for weight loss, what I've found is that people will lose 20, 30, 40 pounds, and if they stop the GLP-1, their weight just comes back.

It comes back plus 10. So, but something that a really interesting study came out recently that showed that the GLP-1s may have anti-cancer activity. So now we're going to see these things coming out, you know, even we're going to see even more of them over time. So, yeah. So I'm okay with them, but that's the problem. It's not a panacea. You still got to do the work and, you know, that's the sucky part.

trying to lose weight because we've got to do the work. Anyway, what do you got? All right, all right, all right. What is clubfooted? Well, the AI just happened to have an answer to that one, too. I hate it already. Dear Dr. Steve, what is a clubfoot and does it make you gay? I will hang up and listen. Sincerely, Tim from Minnesota. Well, Tim, clubfoot is a common birth defect where one or both of a baby's feet are twisted out of shape

It involves the bones, muscles, tendons, and ligaments in the foot and ankle. It's believed to be a combination of genetic and environmental factors during pregnancy. The good news is that clubfoot is highly treatable. This involves gently manipulating the foot into the correct position and then applying a series of casts which gradually stretches the soft tissues. Following the casting, a brace is typically worn to maintain the correction.

With timely intervention, children with clubfoot can lead full and active lives. Regarding your second question, despite opinions to the contrary, clubfoot does not necessarily predispose one to same-sex attraction. But given an infinite series of events, anything can happen. Just do it. For more medicine and science news, check out Weird Medicine on Patreon.com. I'm sorry, Carl.

Do you have any more questions? I think that that was all the questions. Okay, so we're going to make this short and sweet today. We've got a couple of things that I want to do. You know, going forward...

What I really plan on doing is more sort of documentary-style stuff. And, you know, I'm going to do a casino gambling channel and one on Appalachian English. But I'm still going to do some medical stuff. And, you know, I got people who watch reruns of Honey Boo Boo. They have to have subtitles. It's... She's speaking English. And they have English subtitles under there. And so I realized that there's a whole...

part of the country that doesn't understand this dialect. And it is really kind of the original American dialect, so I'm going to do a channel on that too. I know it sounds boring, but I do want to show you sort of one of the sort of documentary style things that I would like to do, and that is this one. And then we're going to wrap up with a little thing.

Hey, it's your old pal Dr. Steve and this week Sam asks: When I'm intimate with my girlfriend, I detect a distinct fishy odor coming from her nether region. What could be causing this? Is there anything we can do about it? Well, Sam, this is a very common problem with a reasonably straightforward answer. The vaginal flora, a term we use to describe the microorganisms that lie in the membrane of the vagina,

are generally dominated by a very benign and pleasant bacteria called Lactobacillus. I think it's a sign of the sense of humor of the creator of the universe that the same bacteria that creates a favorable vaginal environment also makes yogurt. If for some reason the Lactobacillus is decimated by antibiotics or changes in the vaginal environment, other bacteria can move in and ruin the neighborhood, so to speak.

Scented soaps, douches, sexual activity, etc. can increase the risk of bacteria that can invade and cause the fishy odor that you've noticed, including Gardnerella, Bacteroides, Fusobacterium, and more. To diagnose this condition, called bacterial vaginosis, health care providers will take a sample of vaginal fluid and look at it under the microscope.

Seeing bacteria adhering to cells is a strong clue that bacterial vaginosis is the culprit. In fact, we call these markers "clue cells." Another confirmatory test is to take the fluid sample and drop a strong base like potassium hydroxide on the slide and take a whiff. If a strong fishy smell is noted, the diagnosis can be made. Coincidentally, we call that the "whiff test."

So not every medical term is cryptic, at least not when female anatomy is concerned. Ultimately, treatment consists of killing off the bad bacteria and allowing the lactobacillus to take over again. One way to hasten the lactobacillus taking over is to use plain, cultured yogurt mixed with water and a vaginal rinse, which helps to replenish the good bacteria. If you're having trouble bringing this up to your paramour, take her on a nice outing to a fish market.

Do your best impression of a sightless person and shout, hello, ladies, at the top of your lungs. She'll get the message and will love you for being such a caring and supportive partner. There you go. Oh, how did that get in there? God damn it, Carl. That's Carl's fault. It just keeps going. It never stops. All right, very good. All right.

Well, you know what? I thought, you know, Tookie was not really born when Ray DeVito ejaculated into a puppet. But rather, when Rocco claimed the puppet could get more views than Chad's livestream. And he was right. He's on his 70th show or more. I thought it'd be fun to see if a puppet doing quote-unquote comedy could get more laughs than stuttering John's stand-up.

But not just any puppet, Myrtle's cousin Cletus. And not just any comedy, but one shitty pun after another. Now, are you willing to witness this experiment? It'll either be a total train wreck, in which I'll have to admit that Stuttering John is in fact funnier than a hillbilly puppet. Not really much of a victory, but he's got to take his W's where he can get them. All right. So let's see here. Let's get Cletus's music going here. This is really going to suck.

Well, howdy-do, Miss Top Box. You surely are a sight for sore eyes. Lordy-day, you're finer than a frog hair split four ways. I hear some fellers say you're one of them lady boys. Well, thems are some of them funny fellers, if you know what I mean. They don't know their holes from an ass in the ground, and that's a fact. Even if you were, I'd give it to you. We'd just ignore that old birth defect, if you know what I mean.

Now, Miss Lucy, I'm addicted to brake fluid. But that's okay. I can stop any time I want. Well, coleslaw!

What did one eye say to the other? And betwixt you and me, something smells. Because, you know, there's two eyes and there's a nose in there, all right. Cletus likes to explain the jokes. It's working. What do you say to a llama that likes to go to picnics? What? I'll pack a lunch. Oh, cold, slow. Cold, slow. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Now, you know, I can't stand them Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves. Coleslaw! Coleslaw! Now, why couldn't the pony sing in church? Why? He was a little horse. Look! Coleslaw! The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was a little tense. Oh, because, you know, thems are... Coleslaw! Coleslaw!

Miss Lucy, I'm gonna give you some advice. Don't ever believe what an atom says. 'Cause they make up everything. You gotta think about that in for a minute, Coleslaw! That's one of them physics jokes, don't you know? Well, how does Miss Lucy hold her liquor? By his ears, of course. Well, nobody ever heard that before. Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? Tell me more.

They're making headlines. Because, you know, corduroy, well, anyway, corduroy's got them lines on it. It's only a couple more. I went to the zoo the other day, Miss Lucy. You know, all they had was a dog in a cage. It was a shit zoo. That's right. That's right. Coleslaw.

Oh, wait, oh, she's got another page. Hey, all the turlets in the Las Vegas Police Department were stolen yesterday. The cops have nothing to go on. Oh, because, you know, all right. Oh, hey, Miss Lucy, why do people love Switzerland so much? Why, Cletus? Well, the flag is a big plus. You got to think about that.

All right, we're almost done. Don't you worry, you're pretty hidden. Here, let's do this and right here. Read this one, Miss Lucy. Can you believe it? The milkman made a pass at me. How dare he? Oh, there you go!

Well, Miss Lucy, you got all gussied up in your mighty sexy nurse's uniform. Here's a rip tickler for you. Why did the nurse need a red crayon? Why? Well, she needed to draw blood, don't you know? There you go. All right.

Oh, Cletus. Lastly, lastly, you're welcome, lastly. Why do teenage girls always travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they just can't even. Oh, there you go. Well, thank you, thank you. I'll be at Piccadilly Cafeteria all week with your ticket. You can get a coupon for $2 off any jello item. All right, thank you very much. Suck it, Tookie, you damn son of a bitch. That's how you do it. Cletus, huh?

Amazing. Amazing. I loved it. Well, thanks, everyone. Listen, stay tuned for Weird Medicine adjacent content on Rumble, SiriusXM, Blaze TV, anywhere you find podcasts. The SiriusXM crowd, thank you for indulging me for 20 years. I'll never forget what you did for me, and that includes Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, OPQs,

Eric Nagel, Jim McClure, Sam Roberts, Travis Tiff, Dennis Falcone, Lewis Johnson, Paul Ofcharski, and the brass upstairs, including Steve Blatter. And lastly, and definitely not, Tim Sabian, who tried to unsuccessfully have my show taken off the air 12 years ago. Kiss my ass, Tim. And thanks to you all for coming to this live edition of Weird Medicine. Oh wait, I almost forgot. Your maternal parents' nether region.

I'm sorry. Your matriarch's meat wallet. Your mom's box. All right, thanks. Totally undeserved.

Dr. Steve! Dr. Steve! Dr. Steve! Dr. Steve! Dr. Steve! Dr. Steve! Thank you, thank you. Let's go drink! Go! Go! Thank you, thank you guys. So much.