Dave's 50th Birthday Extravaganza, 1972 Pop Culture Facts, and Arby's Manager Pees in Milkshakes!
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**This Episode has EVERYTHING!**It's got:

• Dave's Full Belly!
• Dying On Your Birthday = Completionist Dream!
• C-Sections Are Hard To Watch!
• Happy Birthday Song Is Expensive!
• Mike Tyson Will Smack A Putz!
• LEONARD!
• It's Dave's Birthday!
• LEONARD and the Haunted House!
• Paul's Fancy Decorations!
• Heat...AND Humidity?!
• Our Apartment's Air Conditioning Is Shit - Thank God For Portable Units!
• Paul's Balloon Engineering Skills!
• LEONARD! AGAIN!
• Dave Loves Candy!
• SO MUCH CANDY!
• Dave Will Lose His Feet To Sugar Diabetes!
• NECCO WAFERS ARE SO GOOD!
• Sexual Presents!
• Steak Dinners!
• Mara Wilson, NOT Mira Watson!  Duh!
• French Songs Sung Poorly!
• HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CIA AMY!
• Sexy Catholic School Girls!
• Can't Say It's Gay Anymore!
• "It's A Living"!
• Doug! Do You Like Star Trek?!
• Siri Shenanigans!
• ABBA Won Eurovision In 1974!
• Bill Cosby Is Still A Pervert!
• Watership Down Was Horrifying!
• Bob Barker Is An Old Fart!
• George Carlin Was Awesome!
• Woody Allen and Soon Yi!
• "Lady Sings The Blues" Was About Billie Holliday, Not Dinah Washington!
• Freaky Accurate Health Horoscope!
• LEONARD, Yet Again!
• Nostalgic Movie Watching!
• Shout Out To Mark and Paul, Dave's Childhood Lovers!
• Shout Out To The "Cee You Next Tuesday" Podcast and Their Cunties!
• Dave Is A Happy Platinum Star Gay!
• Masturbatorium Bunk Beds = $800.00 Per Month!
• Broken Zippers!
• No Fries Supreme!
• NY Fries California Seasoning!
• Arby's Pee Filled Milkshakes!
• Bukkake!
• Dave Loves Inappropriate Masturbation Stories!
• Cop Whacks Off During Domestic Violence Call!
• Stripper Cop!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Happy Birthday Song!)
• "Mike Tyson Mysteries" Version of the Happy Birthday Song!)
• Mike Tyson Won't Be Charged For Punching Drunk Idiot Who Harassed Him!)
• Necco Wafers Nearly Disappeared Forever!)
• National Geographic Eyes!)
• Watership Down Terrified An Entire Generation!)
• "Cee You Next Tuesday" Podcast!)
• NY Fries California Seasoning! WTF?!)
• Child Porn Enthusiast Arby's Manager Pees In Milkshake Mixes!)
• Bay Area Cop Masturbates At Domestic Disturbance Call!)

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