Dave's Sex Toy Buying Blunder, Bill Cosby Ruined Dave's Childhood, and How To Embalm A Body!
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**This Episode has EVERYTHING!**It's got:

• Dave Starts The Show Off With A Stroke!
• Dave Cannibalizes Paul In The Night!
• Paul Won't Let Dave Pee On Him (Selfish!)!
• "I'm New To The World Of Gay Sex! No. Really."!
• Farewell, Brooklyn Nine Nine!
• Dave's Sex Toy Buying Guide, 2021! (False Start #1)! 
• Dave Wayne Brady's A Song About Gen X!
• Dave Nearly Castrates Himself With His Microphone Arm Spring, And Paul Gets Angry! Elder Abuse Follows!
• Dave's Sex Toy Buying Guide, 2021! (False Start #2)!
• Bitch, IKEA AIN'T THAT HARD!
• "We All Kin Down Here!"
• Dave's Amazing Ability To Self Pander!
• Dave's Sex Toy Buying Guide, 2021! (FINALLY!)!
• Paul Does An Amazing Interview!
• 1980's Forest Porn! It Was A Reality!
• Dave Is Offensive For The 29896986395th Time This Year!
• Dave Likes To Monopolize The Show Notes! AND The Show!
• LGBTQ+ Medical Representation Is Important!
• "What Ya PrEPping For Big Guy?"
• Paul Hates Being Called "Husbear!"
• Vocal Fry Sucks!
• What To Do With A Used Sex Toy?
• Detachable Penis!
• Dave Acknowledges His Stupidity!
• Paul "Yes, And's" Dave's Acknowledgement!
• Paul's Middle Aged Wine Tasting!
• Dave's Will Forte Impression! We Love Will Forte! Hopefully He'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend!
• Paul Cracks Dave Up!
• Our Volumes Are Fine, Paul! Jesus Christ!
• Dave Is A Confirmed Ice Wino!
• Is New York City Still Flooded?
• Paul Brutalizes Wine Names!
• A Truck Drives By And Ruins Dave's Tribute To His Dead Professor!
• Your Favourite University Professor Is Probably Dead!
• "Cockeye Jones" Returns! This Time, It's Personal!
• Familial Drunks!
• We Love John Mulaney! Hopefully He'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend!
• Trigger Warning - BILL COSBY IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR! THIS IS HIS STORY. WHOMP! WHOMP! (THINK SVU)!
• Bill Cosby Raped Other Peoples' Daughters!
• NBC's Thursday Night Line Up!
• Lame Gay Sex Experiences!
• We Wish Animal Kingdom Was A Porno!
• A Murderous Kitchen-Aid!
• The Attack Of The Killer Shit!
• Dave Can Embalm! Can You Believe It?
• Boneless Legs and Empty Eye Sockets!
• Mummification Is Cool!
• Dave Wayne Brady's A Second Song!
• Aquamation Is Where It's At!
• We Love The Gals At Hollywood Crime Scene! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friends!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Sexual Predator Bill Cosby Leaves Prison!)
• Step By Step's Josh Byrne!)
• Animal Kingdom's Ben Robson's Ass!)
• Hilarious Jaboody Dub's Safety Training Dub!)
• Aquamation! Flush My Ass Away!)
• Golden Girls Drop Dead Danish!)
• Hollywood Crime Scene Podcast!)

Goofs and Gaffes!

• Bill Cosby and Andrea Constand Were Actually Associated With Temple University.

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