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BBC Radio 1 Radio 1's All Day Breakfast with Greg James. Hello and welcome to Friday's Radio 1 All Day Breakfast podcast. It's Greg James here with the best bits from today's show. And what a show. We were all in our short shorts, weren't we? Let's start with the very first link. Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend. Yes, it is. The weekend is upon us. Nearly. Nearly.

It's going to be warm across a lot of the country today. We decided that today is going to be short shorts day. Producer Tom is short shorted, yes? Yes. Henry, short shorted, yes? Yes. Amy? No. No, because you're banned. I didn't shave either. Okay. Just let everyone know, Amy hasn't shaved and is not short shorted.

I am short-shorted. Are you? Let's have some Lando Norris. It's Friday then. It's Saturday, Sunday. What? It's Friday then. Saturday, Sunday. What? Let's have the freaking weekend. The freaking weekend, baby. Jack Saunders. It's time to drop a big one. Okay, well, you're excused then. Adele. It's also Fridays. It's the weekend to cheer up. How about some meringue? Bash my meringue. Yeah. Natalie Cassidy. Morning. Yeah. Morning, Natalie. Morning.

Charlie Hedges. Hey, what's the curling? Still one of my favourites. How about... Have a shower, slap it on, pray to God. There you go. That was listener Finn. We love him. And let's have Burns to round things off. So another Friday is upon us. What'll you be doing, Smithies? Something gay, no doubt. What?

What? You know, light-hearted, fancy-free. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Smithers is on the town. Let's start the Radio 1 Breakfast Show! OK, let's go. Yes, I am so up for it today. I mean, I am every day, but I love a Friday. It's going to be nice and warm today. I've got short shorts on. We've got Danny Howard coming in. We've got the final of the quiz. We're sort of doing Producer Tom's birthday today in the studio because yesterday was a bit busy, so can we delay it till tomorrow because Friday's a bit more fun?

So we've got so many snacks. Gurpri, who's been working on the show, has brought in about 40 samosas. Oh, my God! Did your mum make those? Yeah. What's your mum's name? Palmjit. Palmjit, thank you. You're a legend. They've just got just enough spice. A samosa at seven in the morning. I didn't realise that's what I needed, but I... Wow. Mike's in Portsmouth and says, please can you apologise to producer Tom for me? I spoke to him on the phone yesterday and didn't wish him happy birthday. Oh, my God, Mike!

You're in the doghouse. Polly's in sunny Worthing and says, I'm short-shorted today. Oh, by the way, we're going to do a roll call of the short-shorted. Alex, who's just turned up and working on the show, is also in short-shorts. This is amazing. Across the board. Samosas and short-shorts day. What a morning.

Rachel, the yoga teacher in Chesterfield, says, I'm a yoga teacher, Greg, and I cannot do short shorts. It's a massive no. Oh, yeah, I have made the mistake of doing yoga in short shorts before, and you can run the risk of popping out. It's really not good. It's actually really inappropriate. Please make sure everything is stashed away. Sunil's been on and says, Greg, we're off to Siam Park today.

My nephews are very excited. Please can you give Arian and Keshav a shout out? Yeah. They said we're all doing short shorts. That is happening. Early starts on holiday should be banned, says Sunil. Enjoy your holiday in your short shorts. 21 degrees in Sheffield today, says somebody else. Good news. What else have we got? Phoebe from Hartlepool, who says, I break up from work for two weeks at 3.30 today. I survived another term. Yes. Yes.

Yeah, there'll be a lot of people because Easter holidays sort of spread a little bit, isn't it? Lots of people were on holiday from last week, but lots of people starting next week. So this could be a very exciting day for a lot of you. If you've got one more day of school before you go off for the holidays. Jess in South Wales says it's the last half day before my week's holiday. Amazing. And also Josh, the young farmer says, Morning, Greg. I'll have my short shorts on in three weeks time at the Young Farmers AGM in Blackpool. So excited. Cannot wait.

And Annabelle's in Darlington and says, I can't wear shorts for work. I am a teacher. But I do have my legs out technically because I am wearing a dress. And producer Amy has put on her most Victorian dress. I don't even want to show any ankle. Nothing. Nothing at all. Lovely. It's a lovely skirt, though. Lovely skirt.

So we were ready for it and up for it today. And let's crack on with the Danny Howard stuff then. Radio One's all day breakfast. With Greg James. Danny Howard. What a morning this is going to be. Radio One's dance weekend. High fever. Oh, it's happening. It's happening. It's good to hear the jingle again. Radio Uno in Ibiza.

It is happening. We've already talked about it a little bit, but today, what can you tell us today, Danny? Oh, I can tell you a lot today. So it always happens every January. We get New Year crushes out of the way. Everyone's like in the DMs. What are the dates for a biefer? We've established that it's going to be Friday the 1st of August. We let you know about ages ago. What we haven't let you know is the line-up. It's always big. We always bring the best DJs. We always bring the vibes, and you could be there as well. So I'm going to tell you the line-up.

That'll be useful. Do you want to do that now? What a useful man. Okay, so... We're here. I think we should just do it. Let's just do it. Let's go for it. Can I just say thank you to you, Danny, for adhering to the...

the request for short shorts on a Friday. Well, we're announcing Ibiza lineups. We've got to get in the right attire for Ibiza. We're doing short shorts Friday. That is today's dress code. We've all gone for it. Susanna's gone for it. Producer Tom's gone for it. We've got Alex has gone for it. You've gone for it as well. What have you gone for? I've gone for like a waffle kind of... They're like swim short material, but I don't think I'd risk going swimming in them because they might go see-through. They've got big cargo pockets on them. Yeah, they...

very practical as well. Very good. Put your nose clip in there when you go swimming. Nose clip and earbuds. But you look great. Producer Amy said that you're giving PE teacher vibes. Really? Yeah. It's a good thing. If I wasn't a DJ, I probably would have been a PE teacher. Yeah, but there's still time. Yeah, well, you can always fall back on it. I think it's a swagger thing. You've got the swagger of a PE teacher. Oh, right, okay. Yeah.

Okay, your teenage are a cool thing, right? No, but it's, beatages are cool. Yeah, they are. It's sauntering around, you know, sort of sauntering around in their own clothes. Sometimes in shorts that are too short. In athleisure wear. Yeah. So go on then, give us the Radio Uno in Ibiza line-up. Right, so Radio Uno in Ibiza 2025, we return to 528 Ibiza, an amazing venue on Friday the 1st of August with special performances from...

Sonny Fodair is going to be there. Chris Lake, our old mate's disciples. Biscuits, Chloe Kaye, who's behind tonight's hottest record, by the way. Coco and Breezy, Emily Nash, Jess Bays, Olive F and Zurb, plus the Radio 1 dance family. Ari Elfrey, Charlie Hedges, Pete Tong, Sarah Story and Danny Howard. Yes. And hey, we've got more special guests yet to be announced. So this is not the end.

But a strong start. Big start. That's great. Some huge names there. And also some really good, sort of really good upcoming names as well. And also some names that are just like, it's Ibiza. You're taking dance music seriously. This is for people who know about dance music to get involved because that's some great names on that list. It's always a good mix of artists that we have in the lineup. And listen, if that excites you, you could be there because tickets are available from 6 p.m. today when I start my show tonight.

Head to bbc.co.uk forward slash Ibiza for all the event information and details on how you can get your tickets. That'll be a really nice end to the week. And also the sun is out across a lot of the country today. It's warm-ish. I'm not going to say it's hot. I'm not going to say it's warm. I'm going to say it's warm-ish, okay? That's where we get to. We don't want to get carried away. But what a nice way to start your weekend with some tickets to Radio 1 Dance in Ibiza. That could be really nice. So listen to Danny tonight from 6 o'clock. You've been tasked with something. Ha ha!

You always set me the craziest tasks, and I think this is the silliest one yet. Producer Tom has heard this, and he has banned everybody else from listening to it until we play it to the Radio 1 listeners. He responded on WhatsApp to me last night when I sent it late. I presume he was just about to go to bed. I never heard him swear before. In a good way, I think.

Apparently it's quite something, this mega mix that you've done. That's one way to describe it, yeah. You are fun. Thank you. You are Danny Howard. Oh, thank you very much. You bring the party, you start the party. So we tasked you with remixing all the songs that I've ruined over the years from the dance genre. Well, no, he's like...

The hard work had already been done. The remixing had already been done. The genius was already there. So my job was easy. You wanted me to collate all the tunes that you've remixed or ruined, as you said yesterday. It's loads. It's loads. And I must shout out the audio wizards of years gone by. Right. So we've got

got we've got luke we've got sam and we've got the wonderful liam hadley who started this whole thing off this is like seven nearly seven years yes a lot of weird remixes you asked me to put them in a mini mix style um just just to hear all your years of hard work and graph that's gone into uh well it's just stupid ideas it's stupid is that we will have either in the studio or just in the bath yeah i think that would actually why don't we try that and i'll go audio wizard could you make

me a remix, please? I'm like the Mad King just in the bath. Or if they're not available, you'll ask me. Could you make me a remix of... Anyway, so that's basically how this show operates. So what have you done now? And I did that to you yesterday. Danny, could you make me a remix of all my wooing songs, please? Yeah, I did a mini-mix for you, like we do on my Friday Night show. I put it all together in a short four-minute version of

Everything that you've remixed over the years. And you say you've ruined them. Actually, the Burns one with Adele. Oh, yeah. I forgot that's a bit of a masterpiece. And also, before we start this, I'd like to apologise to my Fiverr side team because I did cancel on them so I could do this. I'm sorry. They're like, are you all right? Stop. I said, do you know what? I've got too much work to do. Work. Too much work. And then there I am playing farting noises out of my studio.

No one ever believes us when we say we're busy at work. They're like, your job's not real. This is work. OK, so, Danny, this is a real honour. Would you like to introduce this, please? Here we go. This is my mini-mix of Greg Ruins' tunes on Radio 1. MUSIC PLAYS

OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. We're wagging that, we're dropping that. Here we go. When I'm on a walk, yeah, I'm barking that. When I'm at the house, yeah, I'm eating that. 365, Barney Boy wagging that. Should we do a little poo? Should we have a little cheese? I thought you were. Are you out? I thought you were. Are you out? Are you out? I thought you were. Are you out?

I just came to say.

How does it, how does it feel to get alone? How does it feel, now you're all alone? How does it, how does it feel to be alone? Sorry, just quick, what, sorry, what, what, what, sorry, just quickly, what if it's... Are you well? Are you well? Are you well? Are you well? Are you well? Are you well?

Take your life from a negative to a positive. What's a story without ups and downs? Valley speaks. Losing. You know, you gotta lose, you gotta slip, you gotta fall. Everybody does. Let's see how this works. So I'll lie down because I really want it in my stomach. It isn't a jungle. We're all the same. It seems pretty comfortable. Oh, you're on the internet.

That is all we've got time for on today's show. From me, Roz Atkins, thanks for listening. Goodbye. That was a lot, wasn't it? It's beyond. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I mean, are you well into Pitbull? Was Tom's personal highlight. Well, my personal highlight was that

Fart, fart, fart, cat. At the end, it was...

I got a bit delirious in the studio when I was making this last night. You could tell. I carried away. Yeah, you could tell that that's where you went mad. Yeah. Right at the last 45 seconds. Yeah. That was amazing, Danny. Thank you. I mean, like I said, the genius was already there. It was just stitching it together. Rebecca says, I've just woken up. Come downstairs. Put BBC Sounds on. What's going on? Yeah, I bet you'd be tuned in during that. I haven't had my first coffee yet, says Rebecca, and there's farts and cats everywhere. LAUGHTER

Someone else is just texting saying they declined a phone call so they could listen to it. That's commitment. Sam in Cornwall, what a way to start a Friday. This is brilliant. Danny Howard at his very best. The best nonsense ever, says Pete the Trucker. Cy in the Lake says...

legendary performance. Please start tonight's show with it, Danny. Well, now I've got to give the tickets away for a beef history. Oh, that's true. Rob's in sunny Norfolk and says, I am in pieces listening to that. Brittany in North Yorkshire is in the Maccies drive-thru and says, I'm getting the strangest looks from everyone listening to this remix. And my favourite text, maybe of the week, I might give them star listener status for this. Wow. They say, this should be

This should be used to accompany the New Year's fireworks on the BBC. Whoever you are, thank you for your message.

They haven't left their name. That would be chaotic, wouldn't it? It's so good. I can't bear how good that is. I want to listen to it again because it's so layered. It was a lot of fun. When your Charlie XCX cover came in... And it is a cover. Over the Becky Hill, was it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was stem-splitting all sorts. It sounded epic. It did sound epic. It was really good. I've never heard you sound so epic, Greg.

Can we play it again later? Can we do it in the 10-minute takeover maybe as a final choice? That feels nice. I'm on it. That feels nice, doesn't it? It's to be requested by Greg in London. Okay, so that's Radio 1 Ibiza announcement done. That is the Greg Ruins Tunes remix done. Danny Howard, thank you. A round of applause for Danny Howard. Thank you.

Unbelievable performance. Not sure I'll play that in Ibiza, to be fair. Don't even hint at that as an idea, because I won't rest until it gets played. Danny, we love you. Thanks for being on. Love you too. What an amazing man. Amazing man. Loved that today. Shall we do a quiz? The final today involved a bride and three hens. Radio One's All Day Breakfast. Louise, welcome back.

Hello. Morning, how are you? Very good, thank you. How are you? Really good. Really excited for the breakfast show today. Excited for your big day today. Oh my God. How's the bride? Is she okay? She's good. She hardly slept, but she's ready and raring to go.

Thanks for bringing the team onto The Breakfast Show this week, Louise. It's been a really fun week. You're in the final against Jen, who should be there. Jen, good morning. Good morning. Everything okay? Yeah, all good. Final preparations all sorted. Is Rachel good, apart from being a bit tired? She's good.

Bit tired, but yeah, we're just ready to pop the Briteco now. Nice. We've actually got a few questions about Rachel, which we're going to do on yesterday's quiz today. We've asked her what she was up to yesterday. So she does actually qualify as being newsworthy enough to be in the quiz. So that is coming up shortly. Can you give us your song choices, Jen? What are you going to play if you win the quiz today?

I've actually changed mine. Have you now? Well, because I left The Bride for Dust the other day, I've picked her song. So it's Taylor Swift, Love Story. Oh, lovely idea. That's nice. Okay, so if you win, Jen, then Rachel wins as well. Louise, what's your choice? I've gone for a classic pitbull. Time of our lives. And time of our lives. We will all be winners on today's Yesterday's Quiz. One! It's been a brilliant week this week.

We've got Louise back on. We've got Jen back on as the two highest scorers. Do we have the bride yet? She's stood next to me. Rachel! Hello, Greg. Good morning. How are you? I'm good, thank you. How are you? I'm all right. Don't worry about me. This is your big day. I hear that you didn't sleep that well last night.

I didn't, but I'm absolutely buzzing with adrenaline, so it's all good. So nice. Well, I hope you have an amazing day today, but let's do the final. Thank you so much. You didn't make it into the final of the quiz, and I hope you're not too gutted about that. I'm not, but I'm not, because everybody is very excited, so I'm going to put Louise back on for her questions. But there's some questions about you, so thanks for the information. You're welcome. I'll pop them in. Okay, so it's first to five, and it is going to be Louise versus Jen. Jen, you're way out in front, so you get to go first. Are you ready?

I'm ready. Let's go. If Jen wins, it's Taylor Swift. If Louise wins, it's Pitbull. Question number one. It's been announced that a British version of Saturday Night Live is in development. But who's been a cast member in America? Tina Fey or Tina Turner? Tina Fey. Tina Fey is correct. Louise, billboards for Lana Del Rey's new song were spotted. But what's it called? Henry, come on. Or Henry, this quiz is ridiculous.

Henry, come on. It's Henry, come on. Correct. But also, Henry, this quiz is ridiculous. I know. Jen, question two. Rachel spent yesterday making canapes for the wedding. What ingredient did she forget to bring? Pesto and seeds. Oh, I've got sesame seeds on my sheet. Yeah, that's right, isn't it? Well, Rachel needs to say, is that the correct answer? Is she going to give you a point for that? That is the correct answer, Greg. Okay, great. Louise. Louise.

Rachel also checked all the flowers yesterday. Name one of the two types of flower that are featured in the vases at Rachel's wedding. Tulips. Correct. I would have also accepted daffodils. Jen, casting for the Mummy reboot was announced. Give me your best impression of an undead pharaoh. Yeah, sure. We'll take that. Louise, archaeologists found a hoard of 800 Iron Age artefacts, including spears and swords. But what would an Iron Age warrior sound like?

Yes, Jen. Spurs drew against Eintracht Frankfurt yesterday. What country is Frankfurt in? Germany. Yes. Louise, Carlos Sainz risked a fine after swearing at a press conference when discussing the Japanese Grand Prix. But what's the capital of Japan? Tokyo? Yes. Jen, this for the win. It was reported that an elephant was wandering the corridors of a school in India.

Tusks. Tusks is your answer. It's, of course, the correct answer. You've won the quiz, Jen. Rach, we're going to play your winning track because Jen has chosen your song and it's the perfect one to play today. Look, I normally would be all in favour of playing pitbull, but I think Love Story on your wedding day is a really nice one to do. It felt right. Thank you so much. Here we go.

winning track today and I dedicate this to you and to Curtis have an amazing day Rachel thank you so much BBC Radio 1 and let's get back to Rachel to Louise and to Jen and what a quiz this week thank you so much for being on Louise are you a proud captain

I'm so proud of my team. It's been great. Rachel's team, really. Yeah, Rachel's team, really. So, yeah, you all met at university and Rachel's getting married today. So, Louise, any final shout-outs and final preparations for the big day? Yes, please. We've got the rest of our bridal party I just want to shout out. So, we've got Becky, who's Maid of Honour, and then we've got Nikki, Rach, Nikki, Rach. Yeah.

I don't need to tell Dad Rach anymore. We've got Nicky, Sophie and Courtney, who are the bridesmaids. And then Vicky, the lovely mother of the bride, who are all just getting pampered in the house at the moment. And then Curtis, the main man, just wants to shout out him. And we just can't wait for the big day. Also, so nice and sunny today, right?

We're hoping that this mist will burn off. Oh, as my dad on holiday always says, it's going to burn off by midday. Don't you worry about that. It'll be fine. Thank you so much for being on and send our love to Rach and Curtis, Hannah and Jen and Louise. Thank you so much for being on The Breakfast Show and we'll quiz again next week. Have a great day today and have a lovely weekend as well.

Thank you very much. Thank you for having us. A pleasure. I'm sort of on a wedding theme. It was sort of quite a ceremonial day. I had a vicar on doing wrong-uns. Good morning, vicar.

Morning, Greg. Harry is our young vicar. We spoke to you yesterday, Harry, and we loved you immediately. We were like, this is our kind of guy. We don't speak to many vicars. We haven't spoken to a young vicar maybe ever. And we spoke to you yesterday about your diocese in Guildford, am I right? Yes. You're based in Epsom. Tell us a bit about how you became a young vicar, Harry.

Well, I used to be a youth worker. I mean, not to get too deep for Friday morning, but like struggle with depression in my teenage years. And it really sent me on this search for something deeper. And I found faith. And then one thing led to another. And before I knew it, I stood there in a dog collar. What a wonderful thing to say out loud, Harry. That's really brilliant of you to say that.

And actually the phone cut out when you said that what you used to do, you were a youth worker. So the phone just let you down at that second there. But amazing that you've gone on this journey, on this path.

Yeah, it's been amazing. You know, I love working with people. I love my faith. So it's just a joyful combination. And you're in the Epsom area, which is famous. Epsom area, exactly. I haven't learned to ride a horse yet, but that might happen one day. I was going to say, yeah, it's famous for horses and also bath salts as well, isn't it? Yeah, lovely. What a lovely life you lead. So as a young vicar, we would love to get you. You're the first vicar on Rongans. How about that?

Oh, I'll put that on my CV. We were worried about this yesterday because we were having a little discussion in the studio and we went, do you think Harry would want to be on? Do you think a vicar should be on wrong-uns? I am a bit worried if I say the wrong thing, I'll get a phone call from the Archbishop of Canterbury or something. Yeah.

But you might have... But also, forgiveness is a big part of your job, right? Exactly. Exactly. Whatever I do, they've got to forgive me, surely. Okay, well, we'll find out. Oh, by the way, are you in short shorts on a Friday? Of course I'm in short shorts, Greg. Are you in short shorts? Of course. Do you even have to ask? I'm in a lovely pair of colourful short shorts. And, um...

And will you be doing sort of vickly duties in your short shorts today? I will. We've got like a advice cafe today. I'm going to turn up in short shorts and a dog collar.

What an image. Well, I think what's happening here is the sun's out and people are thinking about Fleabag. They're thinking about the hot priest. And I wonder how many people decided to go into that profession after watching Fleabag. Because I need to do the spray bottle for a lot of the listeners because...

Sam in Swindon says, I think the spray bottle's needed for short shorts and a dog collar. Also, Lisa in Canterbury says, I'm going to need a picture of the vicar, please. I might have to have a fleabag moment. OK, can we please? Right. We're spraying. No, down. Down, please. Question from Henry, who works on the show. No, no, no, just a question from Henry. Harry, when you're swimming, do you wear the dog collar?

I can't actually swim, but no. Oh, okay. Interesting. I think I might have done the trick to dampen everyone down, that. Yeah, I think so. I just sink. I've always just sunk. Right, okay. I think it's gone. Yeah, it's gone. I think it's safer that way. I think it's safer. Exactly. So, Harry, we're going to do wrong-uns with you today. It's the first vicar on wrong-uns, and I'm very, very, very grateful to...

for you for being on today and it's 60 seconds on the clock do you normally get to listen to wrongs have you heard it before I've heard of yeah I've been listening to you for like 12 years Greg it's fun to actually do it

That's very, very nice to know, Harry. And yeah, all we need from you then is, as you know, wrong answers. Wrong answers only. 60 seconds on the clock. No swearing, please, Vicar. I'd never do that, Greg. No. No blaspheming either. And no passing. And the answer has to be sort of related to the question. Are we ready? Ready. Let's go.

And your time starts now. What did Declan Rice do twice in front of 60,000 people this week? A triple toe loop backflip. Keir Starmer revealed that what is going to be built on the outskirts of Bedford? A giant helter-skelter. What would you dunk someone into to christen them? Vinegar. Max Verstappen is missing the Bahrain Grand Prix, but who's replacing him? Mr Blobby. What do vicars traditionally wear around their neck?

A pair of onions. What word do you say to end a prayer? Is it amen or is it achoo? It's achoo. What noise does a tiger make? Shooty Gatwa joined me on the show this week, but what sonic object does the doctor famously wave around? That would be his bread maker. What are you wearing on your legs right now?

Long socks. And Lorde released a sneak peek of her upcoming what this week?

She really... A new Bible translation. Good. Very good. Lovely. Lovely. Very, very good. Thank you. A round of applause for everyone there. We felt your tension as well because you've got such a reputation to uphold, Vicar, haven't you, as well? You did very well. Yes, you laid some traps for me there, Greg. And you avoided all of them, I think. I'm pleased. Yeah, tackled them with aplomb. Really good. Thank you.

Oh, yeah, yesterday I said that the Lord has risen. Did you mind that I said that yesterday? Because Lord has come back with new music. Is that acceptable? Yeah, it's definitely acceptable. He did, and she has. Good. So, wrong answer today. What did Declan Rice do in front of 60,000 people this week? A triple flip, you said, which is good. Now, I'm not sure about the answer to the Keir Starmer reveal, what's going to be built on the outskirts of Bedford. You said giant helter-skelter.

in a ways it's a theme park isn't it so I don't I mean if the Universal theme park opens and it's just a helter skelter I think we can all agree that was a complete waste of money so maybe we'll give you the point for that dunking people in vinegar Mr Blobby is going to be driving for Red Bull um

Vicar's wearing onions around their neck. A chew after you say a prayer, socks on your legs, and then Lord released a new version of the Bible. Excellent. Really good. Harry, thanks so much for being on. You were the first vicar on Rungans and therefore the best, but we love you and I hope you have a lovely weekend in your short shorts doing sermons and stuff. Thank you, Greg.

Oh, oh no. What's happening? Your phone's gone funny. I'm here. I'm sorry. I thought you were going to a higher plane. One day, maybe. Harry, thank you for being on. And Vicar, have a wonderful day. And you, my child. And now let's get you up to date with all the latest things. Radio One Breakfast. All the latest things.

Let's go to Sesame Street first, who have announced that SZA will be appearing on an episode. SZA reveals she has a really nice way of appreciating things that she's grateful for. What's my SZA doing? Oh, I'm just adding this picture to my gratitude jar. What's a gratitude jar? A gratitude jar is a place where you can put words or pictures of things you're grateful for. Yeah, I've just got a little box of pictures of Long Boy the Dead Duck.

SZA has also done a song for Sesame Street, and actually, I do feel like this could take off as an actual big hit. Be kind to yourself, don't stop having fun. Be proud of the job that you've already done. Be kind to me, be kind to you. Being kind is a watch on my gratitude. Kindness can change the way you feel. Gratitude's a rider.

I will not be surprised if that turns into a very, very famous TikTok sound and then suddenly becomes a big song and then everyone tries to get her to release it. Next up, we head to someone who is definitely alongside Longboy in my gratitude jar. It's Julia Fox. The gift that keeps on giving.

She was on a red carpet, as she often is, and was asked this question. Do you ever get tired of serving so hard? Do you ever get tired of serving so hard? And her answer is as camp as you'd hope. Yeah. I'm exhausted 24-7. I don't have much left to give, but then somehow,

I still serve. You find the crumbs inside of me. This is me when I'm doing a breakfast show hungover. I don't have much left to give, but then somehow I still serve. Thank you. You're welcome. And from Julia Fox to Black Mirror now, the new season was released yesterday on Netflix. There is a plethora of guests this season, including Peter Capaldi, Issa Rae, Will Poulter, many, many more.

If you don't know that Charlie Brooker created the show, he did it back in 2011 on the Channel 4 version with that really famous pig episode. It's since moved to Netflix and he's been addressing some complaints because some people think it's got a bit too global, a bit too American. Occasionally I hear people going, oh, it's all American now. No, it isn't. I want to play the whole rant here because Charlie Brooker is an amazing ranter.

However, he's a really amazing swearer as well. And it's just, we just can't play enough of it. But if you can search out the full thing, if you're able to. And I think that's always part of the show's DNA is that we mix these sort of gritty episodes with British people frowning. And with that, you're up to date with all the latest things. Radio One Breakfast. A lovely morning. Really good fun. I

well be honest with you I was quite hungover today and that show really really did the trick and are you surprised that I'm hungover I would never have noticed if you just say it just then look at my eyes now you look fine I've put everything into that show I've put everything I had into that show and now I have nothing you're a great hungover person thank you

The dam was up until 10.30 and now I'm done. The adrenaline's gone. The adrenaline has gone. And now, which often happens with this job, the listeners get the best version of me and my friends and family get the grumpy version. So that'll be happening today. Might need to sort of address that at some point.

But does anyone have any Friday grievances? What have we got? Yes. Yes. Yes. Henry, dear, is it about the hot vicar? It's not. Okay. It's not a grievance, is it? It's not a grievance. No. Henry, what have you got? Amy farted on me this week.

Twice. Twice. I reported that and there was an email sent from a big boss called Tony Wood. Yeah, he wasn't impressed. Can I just... Can I email that? No, no. Firstly, can I defend myself? Me and Henry... You cannot defend yourself. Yeah, I can't. You cannot defend yourself. I'm in a war at the moment. We call it the burp fart war. It's...

No, you just came up to me and farted on me and then I burped at you later to get back and then you declared it a war. Behind the scenes here at the Radio Unbreakfast show, these are the people that are making the content for you. I mean, they're passionate. I'm not ashamed. We can tell. My grievance is that we declared the studio, like, if they want to do this... I don't want to do this! If they want to do that, that's fine.

But we all agreed that the studio was a safe space, that this was the DMZ, you know, demilitarised zone. Thanks for clarifying. There was farting in the studio. And that means that we're all party to it. At this stage, I wonder, I'd like to hear from an eyewitness. Gurpreet, would you like to wheel yourself to the microphone, please? Did I fart?

Now, you've been here for what? Three days? Two days? Three days. Welcome, first of all. It's a great welcome with the farts. Yeah, it's been lovely having you here. I just, I worry about first impressions.

And I worry that this is going to get fed back to HR or something. I just wonder, I hope you had an okay time. I do have to feed back. Right. So I do have to tell them stuff and how it went. But I preferred the farting on air with Danny's mix rather than in the studio. Yeah, I think that's fair. I think there should not be any farting in here. I haven't farted in here since you've come here. My last one was on Tuesday.

Right, well, let's put a sign up, shall we? Welcome to Shelbyville. No farts since Tuesday. No, I think it was Wednesday or Thursday. No, it wasn't. It was Tuesday. Let me check. Unbelievable. How are you going to track? It was over there. Because Tony emailed me. Oh, she will?

She wheeled herself over to me and took me by surprise as I was in my chair. Wheeled herself over? But it was so bad, it's still lingering. It was Wednesday, sorry. It was Wednesday. Evil. It was just titled Flatulence. Can I finish? Can I finish this? Not again, please. You and Tom were a bunch of snitches. It was my grievance. Because, you know, I let out an innocent toot-toot on poor Henry. It wasn't innocence. It wasn't innocence! It was an action.

It was maligned. Everyone farts, right? But you two went up to Big Boss Tony and told him, so he emailed me about it. Snitch behaviour. That's like on BBC-headed notepaper now. When I first joined the BBC, they said, be careful what you email because it's essentially putting something on BBC-headed notepaper. And so that fart correspondence will be in the annals of...

Bad choice of words. The annals of time forever. You're a snitch. Thank you. Someone could Freedom of Information request your fart. Have I actually? No.

Please don't do that. Someone listening could do that. They could get the email. FOI Amy. FOI Amy Johnson. Tony Wood. BBC. Thursday. About 8.40. Wednesday. It was Wednesday at 9.41. 9.41. I've got the email here. I can just read it. No, no, no. We want someone to get the Freedom of Information request in. Any other grievances? Susanna, this whole conversation? I haven't loved it. I mean, shout out to the hot vicar. Yeah.

Yeah. That was great. Seconded. Yeah. Anything else, Tom? I guess it's just that we've been debating whether or not the fart versus burp war is suitable for the radio. It's not. It's not. If the podcast people think it is... The podcast people. The podcast people. The podcast people. Hello, little podcast people. Hello, podcast people. Hi. Hello, podcast people. I'm wearing your head. You're okay with a little tiny feet. I'm wearing your head. Yeah.

How are you? Would you like some tweets? Would you like some tweets? Audio content tweets? Good boy. Good podcast people, good boy. You're a good podcast boy and girl. If you think we should bring it on air, it could be a good chatty about other weird wars you're having with your friends.

If you want us to do that, let us know. Greg.James, boobs.co.uk. All right, that's the end of today's Breakfast Show podcast. Goodbye from us and from all of us to all of you little podcast people. Goodbye. Goodbye. Radio One's All Day Breakfast.

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