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BBC Radio 1 Radio 1's All Day Breakfast with Greg James It's Friday, it's the Radio 1 All Day Breakfast podcast and you're listening to it and thank you for doing so and thanks if you listened to the bitter end yesterday you were rewarded with a game where we were trying to imitate a sloth having it off Good name for a game, sloth having it off

And if you missed that, you can just listen back to yesterday's podcast. Or buy the board game from Matt Edmondson in a couple of months. It's not having it off, it's fantastic. It's so true. We're going to do a round of Friday grievances later on on the podcast. But first, let's get to today's content. And there was loads of it. We had a really good wrong-uns. We had a really good quiz final. We talked a little bit about, well, actually, we talked a lot about pitbull. But it was, well, I won't ruin it.

But I'm worried about something. Plus, we got you up to date with all the latest things. What else did we do? Chat to Charlie Hedges. We did chat to Charlie Hedges as well. I think we should start with the Pitbull stuff. A review of last night's Dublin show. Alex, good morning. Morning. Oh my God, tell me about your night. Where were you? What did you do? I was at Pitbull in Dublin last night. The first night of the big European leg of the tour.

Yeah, it was. I was insane. It was absolutely insane. Did you wear a bald cap? I didn't. I just didn't even like it completely crept up on me. I was so busy in the last couple of weeks. I completely forgot about that. I was even going to this. But did you did you think, oh, it'll be fun. But then you saw the show and you thought, oh, my God, it's amazing. Yeah. And it was the only I think it's the only place in the world where everybody's it's weird not to be bald. That's true.

That's true. It's majority slapping. I felt naked nearly. Yeah, it's true. Okay, so favourite moments from the show? Lots of motivational speeches, obviously. Obviously. He said, what's the crack as well? He knew his local, he knew who he was. You know, he was straight in with the Irish-isms. He was straight in with it.

Just all the fun in the world, all of the inspirational quotes and so much more. And I don't know if he did it before at the shows earlier in the year, but he mashes up like all these rock ballads and iconic tunes from over the decades as well. Yeah. So it was, I think it was Enter Sandman that he jumps on stage and then he starts off with Don't Stop the Party. Does he do the same thing on this leg of the tour?

Yeah, and fight for your right to party as well. Amazing. I mean, that's really his mantra, really. Where were you guys, BC Boys, on Pitbull together? Yeah, well, that's it. Well, I'll tell you where. On the European leg of the Pitbull World Tour. So...

Did he talk about Guinness at all? I'm interested about that. No, he didn't. He didn't. He actually, I don't know how much I can say on Breakfast Radio, but he talked about vodka and water more so than Guinness. And there was a bit of swearing apparently from a Dublin bar man towards him, but he didn't care. He literally said, I don't care, man. Yeah. Well, because I thought it would have been a sort of split the G, don't let the G split you, that sort of thing from him. So towards me, I heard a rumour that he did Timber twice.

Yes. Oh my God, he did. Yeah, he did because he said that there were some technical difficulties. Oh.

Oh, okay. And I didn't, I don't think there was. I think he just wanted an excuse to play it again. He just wanted to do it twice. He loves that song so much. I think he just lied to us all. He said there was some technical difficulties backstage. And then he went, so let's play it again. And everybody kind of turned around and went, I didn't hear anything. But yeah, sure, let's do it. Yeah, why not? Play it a third time if you like, love. Yeah, don't worry about it. Look, this is the, we've got the intro. This was actually recorded on my phone from the London show a few months ago. ♪

I don't think I've been happier than that moment. I don't think I have either. I think it's all downhill from today onwards. Yeah, I agree. And it's not even something that I thought, like with the first show that came around, I didn't think I'm going to get tickets for this 100% until I saw the videos and I went, if he's ever back, I will get tickets. And all of a sudden, as soon as he left, he was straight back. It was as if he only went down the road and turned around. Yeah, it's undeniable, isn't it, Alex? Thanks for your review this morning. So in honour of two plays of Timber, let's do...

Timber on The Breakfast Show and shout Double Timber! Alex, have a great weekend. Thanks for being on. You too. Take care. Cheers.

Lovely Alex. And yeah, so I don't know what to do now. He hasn't replied. What do you think? Do I not say anything else? Hold your nerve. I think that he had a busy day in Dublin because he was prepping for the show. And he's probably trying to get like a spice bag and some Guinness or maybe a Murphy's, something like that. He wants to get out and about. He doesn't have long in Dublin. Probably not been there in ages. He's busy. Yeah.

He strikes me as someone who does his correspondence in like a run. So he's not going to be like on his phone all the day. All day. He's living his life. He'll go through it all in one go when he's next on a flight or when he's next got a bit of downtime. It's okay. Do you want to clarify spice bag? Yeah. Just because it sounds bad. But it's a food, isn't it? Yeah, it's a food. It's like chips and like Chinese spices and onions and peppers and you get it in Dublin and it's really tasty. And chicken sometimes. And chicken sometimes. Yeah.

There you go. So that's that. But basically, I'm going to not message him. I'm just going to let it play out. Because his gig is next week in London. There's still time for things to happen. We might even get him on the show. You never know. Any news on that, by the way? Yeah, it's not going to happen. Sorry, Greg. Really? Yeah, I've been meaning to break this news to you. Why not? It's not. They said they'll reply. Why is it not coming in? I've sent them a beggy sort of, any follow-up thoughts? Nothing. I might have to play hardball.

If he doesn't come on, I'm not going to that show again. Weirdly, may I say, the lack of response started after you sent the Roald Dahlé message. I've blown it. I've only got myself to blame. I'm worried about going again to the gig because it was so good the first time. I don't know if it's going to be as good this time. Especially now I've ruined my relationship with him and not making any money from the ball caps. And it was Friday last time. And it was Friday and this time it's a Tuesday. Everyone hates Tuesdays. Tuesday is the worst. It's the worst day.

It's quite downbeat, this episode of the podcast. Tell you what, let's bring the mood up with Charlie Hedges. BBC Radio 1.

Good morning! You okay? Oh, actually, what I should be saying is... Hey, what's a curling? Hey, what's a curling? No! Don't make me listen to that. It's one of my favourite ever clips, I think. Hey, what's a curling? When we were trying to get you to do a Nessa from Gavin and Stacey impression and you went, hey, what's a curling? And I'm blaming producer Tom for that. He stitched me right up.

He loves doing that. That's his thing. He likes stitching people up. He's a weird dude. So, Charlie, we wanted to get you on today to talk about Radio 1 Dance in Malta because it's returning this summer. You are front and centre. Tell us all about it. What are the plans that have announced so far? And then we'll get into the new stuff. Oh, my gosh. So...

genuinely, it is one of my highlights of the year. So, we went there last year as well, but this year it's happening on Saturday the 16th of August. So far, David Guetta has been announced to play and Becky Hill. Gerry and me are going to be there as well. And the club is just amazing. It's open air. It's

Quite a small venue, which means it's really intimate. I just love Malta. It's wicked. Everyone's really nice there. The drinks are a lot cheaper as well. It's lovely. So it's a place called Uno in Malta and it's on Saturday the 16th, as you said. That lineup is so good. Geta, Becky Hill, Jeremiah Asiyama and you. Should we have some more names? Give us some more names.

What, do you want me to say some more? I think you should. I think you should. Well, yeah, come on. Give us a name that you're excited about. Okay. So, a new name. Are you sure I'm allowed to do this right now? You are allowed to do this right now. Okay, okay, okay. All right, well, then I'm starting with the girls. I'm going to go straight in with Sam Devine, as in defected Sam Devine. Sam Devine's on the lineup. I'll do one now, and I'll say that Belt is only on the lineup as well, which is a really great shout. Give us another.

The legend that is MK. We'll play an MK song in a second. And Annabelle England as well. That is a great, great line-up. Are you going to come? 16th of August. What am I doing 16th of August? Have a look at your diary now. No pressure, but have a look. I think that is the last...

That's my last weekend of my summer holiday. And actually, I don't have any plans. Do you want to come? I've sort of got plans. Maybe it's Malta. Maybe I come to Malta to hang out with you and David Guetta. Come on, please. What a line-up though. On a serious note, it's going to be banging. Join the DJ. Shall I add myself to the line-up?

Yeah, can you? I'll just play... We'll go back to back. I can play those bad remixes that we do of songs and stuff. I can just do... We'll just do a funny set just with loads of clips and things. Just me playing... Hey! What's the curling? Over the drop. Oh, you're so annoying. Can you give me a heads up when you're going to play that so I can not listen? Yeah, I'll be playing it at Uno in Malta on Saturday the 16th of August. You're so silly. Sam Devine, Belters Only, Annabelle England and MK added to the line-up which was already brilliant which included you, Charlie Hedges...

Jeremiah Asayama, the legendary David Guetta and the one and only Becky Hill. That's good. Yeah, someone wants to say hello to you. Is that Summer? Can I just, hang on a sec. Go on, shout it. Summer, hi! Hey. You okay? Yeah, we're really good, thanks. You're live on the radio with your mum. Ask him if he's coming to Malta. Are you coming to Malta? Yeah, I'll go to Malta. Are you going to Malta?

Yeah. Oh, great. We could do some sandcastles or something on the beach. That'd be fun, wouldn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Bye, Uncle Greg. Bye. See you later, Summer. Oh, cute.

She wanted to have a chat. I'll let you do what you've got to do now. Thanks for allowing her to do that. She loves you. It's not a huge surprise, but as you're a legend, you seem to have given birth to another legend. She sounds great, Summer. Well, thank you very much. I will bring her in at some point because you've not met properly. Get her on this Malta line-up. All right, done. It's better DJ than me.

Thank you for having me on. I love you. Have a wicked show. Think Malta. Think Charlie Hedges. And now let's do wrong-uns with Rhys. Rhys, welcome back to The Breakfast Show. Hello, good morning. Hello and good morning. Rhys was on a really good Is It Just Us earlier this week, all about sitting in the bath until the water drains and then getting on with your day. Waiting until you're fully dry. The water has all gone down the plug hole. You're sitting there and you go...

Right, it's time to get on with my life. And we put it to the test this week. You weren't sure whether other people would do it, and there were loads of other people. What's been the reaction from your real life this week, Reece? Have people got in touch? Yeah, yeah. Everyone kind of realised now that I'm not just actually like a weirdo.

So I thought it was good. No, but I would argue that you are a weirdo, but you're a celebrated weirdo. And we found other weirdos to bolster that up. I mean, me included. I tried it this week, I've got to say. And I thought of you and I didn't hate it. I found it quite funny, actually, because you sit there looking all withered in the tub and you think, this is quite fun.

Yeah, that's good. It is good. It's good crack. That's too visceral, that image. Sorry about that. So, yeah, it's been pretty good. I'm sure there'll be people listening now that have also done that this week.

So well done to you. Hopefully you found fame in your friendship group. And look, my aim really with every caller we get on this breakfast show is that they say something weird and they share something from their life. What I really want, the ultimate aim is to get you sort of in the local press or something. So have you had any interest from any local news outlets? No.

It's not that I'm aware of, though. It might come. It might come. That's the gold standard. If you say something weird enough on The Breakfast Show, it might get picked up by some brilliant local journalists. But anyway, we're going to do wrong-uns with you. Have you had any baths this week, by the way? Sorry, I told you about my bath. I didn't ask about yours. What's been going on? Yeah, I've had a couple. Have you? And you've stayed true to form? Of course. Yeah, okay. Of course. Anna, who is working on The Breakfast Show this morning, she went, isn't that normal?

We've got another one. Oh, no, you do it. You've done it for your whole life. That's weird. Well, it's not weird. It's wonderful. But you do it every single time you have a bath. Amazing. That's how you know when to get out. That's how you know when to get out, of course. When the final drop goes down the plug hole. Rhys, we found another one. Happy days. Happy days, indeed. Let's all get in the bath and celebrate.

Someone's just texted in. Tom just said, Greg, did you just admit to thinking about Reese in the bath? Yeah, and I'm not ashamed of that. I think about all of you in the bath. I think about the breakfast show loads in the bath. I think about all the ideas and the things and we look at all the funny things. And I think about you all the time while I'm naked. How about make you feel weird? Good. Let's do wrong-ins on the subject.

And what we need from you, Rhys, are just some wrong answers, please. Are you aware of the wrong-uns segment of The Breakfast Show? Yeah, I am. Okay, good. So you know what's expected of you. We need wrong answers. I'm going to give you 60 seconds, loads of silly questions. No passes, no repetition, no swearing, please. And are you ready for today's questions? Yes. Let's do it. 60 seconds. Your time starts now. What do you do in the bath?

A triathlon. Who's the Prime Minister? Kit Winslet. What does a helicopter sound like? Me, me. What does Cynthia Erivo ride in the trailer for Wicked? A dog. What do you normally fill your bathtub up with? Honey. Name me something I could put on a barbecue. A bin. A bin. What do you wear while bathing? A bike suit.

What would you use to eat a trifle with? Kebab sticks. What does a bride wear to her wedding? A little suit. There's a new Nintendo console that was announced this week. What's it called? Xbox 3. And where is Primavera Festival taking place this weekend?

Balmoral. Very good, very good. Balmoral shout out. Didn't expect that. Her Majesty. She loved it there. She used to summer there. Let's order. You got 11 points today, Rhys.

Pervert. Do you just call me a pervert? I thought you said perfect. I thought you were talking about my bathing thing. 11 points. Pervert. Oh, thank you. Okay. You said perfect. That's fine. Yeah, 11 points. So, what did you do in the bath? Did you do a triathlon? Who's the Prime Minister? Kate Winslet. Helicopter was mooing. Cynthia Erivo's riding around on a dog. You had honey in the bath. You put a bin on the barbecue.

Primavera, everyone's going to Balmoral to get on it this weekend. And eating a trifle with kebab sticks, lovely image, really nice. Rhys, it's been a really fun week having you on. Thank you for being fun. And thanks for telling us some secrets about you that we shared with the nation. And look, they came and supported you in their droves, so thanks for doing that. No worries. Have a lovely weekend and enjoy your next bath. Yes, you too. Speak to you later. Bye. Bye.

Time now to get you up to date with all the latest things. Radio One Breakfast. All the latest things. And first, let's head to Jack Saunders' show. Jack, last night was announcing the latest recipients of The Brit List. The Brit List is where we champion three really good artists and just follow their journey.

And hopefully they get to do huge things. I mean, Olivia Dean's already doing huge things, but Jack thinks she can go one stage further. You're on the Glastonbury pyramid stage. As if. I don't know what else I can do now. How far does your want to play Glastonbury go? Do you want to be at the top of the bill one day? Why not? Give it a go. All I can do is give it a go. Yeah, give it a go for a laugh.

Also on the list is Artemis, who actually came through BBC Introducing and spoke about finally getting his music played. They rejected me the first two times. I was like 17. And the third time, like, we finally got invited in. My dad drove me from school. And yeah, it was a song called Waterfalls. And look at him now. So Artemis, Olivia Deen, and also Sammy Virgie is on the list and revealed some...

Amazing bit of Sammy Virgie folklore. The first thing I ever made was when I was like 14 and it was a Doctor Who. I know you're going to ask me to send it to you and I don't actually have it. I will send it in at some point.

one day and we'll get that on The Breakfast Show so yeah Olivia Dean congratulations to you Artemis as well and Sammy Virgie three artists that we've been supporting for a while on Radio 1 but we're making it official the Britlist is always a great place for big artists and we follow their journey like Miles Smith was on there Lowly Young as well was on that Britlist

And next we go to Barcelona. Primavera this weekend. The line-up is very, very strong. Sabrina Carpenter, Chapel Roan, Charlie XCX, Troy Sivan all headlining. Charlie and Troy played together last night and Charlie brought out Chapel Roan to do the apple dance. Listen to the cheers. CHAPEL ROAN

That's not just a sort of break the internet moment, that's an explode the internet moment, really. Those two together. Charlie was obviously on one yesterday and was very sweary, as ever, as you want from her. So what can I play from her set? Make some noise right now! Top of the...

Yeah, not much of it, actually. I can't play much of it. And finally, Sabrina Carpenter. She's been teasing this new single called Man Child all week. There have been billboards all around America and there were a few teasers posted. There was one of her hitchhiking. There was this one. No more teasing needed. Radio One Breakfast. We have the actual song. First play on The Breakfast Show, Sabrina Carpenter. Brand new song is Man Child. And with this, you're up to date with all the latest things. Oh, boy.

And let's have a quiz, the final. Kyle, hello. Hello. Ross, hello. Hiya.

the twins. Kyle, we haven't chatted this week. I wasn't here on Monday. So tell us about your week from your point of view. Did you have a nice time doing the quiz and then listening to everyone else doing it? Yeah, yeah. It's been a great week. I thought this would be a nice surprise for everyone. I was actually just very impressed that we managed to do it. Yeah, I thought everyone was a really good sport about it, especially as they were

getting up before 7am on a holiday to take part. I know. I think that is quite mean. But you're all away together in Berwick-upon-Tweed this week, so having nice times around there. Beautiful part of the world. So you and Ross are twins. We had Chris and Kieran on for the rest of the week. Really, it's a two-horse race. It's 14 plays 15. So Ross actually in the lead this week. Kyle must be slightly annoyed at this, I imagine. I know. Shocking. This was my plan from the beginning and it's

Could it be derailed? Could well be. Yeah, Ross, you've got an opportunity here to win the final. So tell us your winning song choice. Ross, what are we going for if you get the victory today? That would be Boot Stop Working by Dasher. Lovely. OK, that's your choice. And Kyle, what about you?

Blink Twice by Shibuzee and Miles Smith. Okay, so kind of country vibes for both of you. So let's see how it goes. Let's do the final of yesterday's quiz. 721 on the Radio 1 Breakfast Show. We'll play Austin by Dasher if Ross wins or Shibuzee and Miles Smith. Blink Twice if Kyle wins. The twins going head to head. Are you quite competitive anyway, Kyle?

Yeah, yeah, a little bit. And this can be the deciding factor. This is it. Yeah, finally we find out who the best twin is. There's a lot at stake today. Kyle versus Ross. Ross, you're in the lead with 15, so you get to go first. And it's first to five. Do we have some Friday dingers? Great. Question number one. Ross, yesterday was Troye Sivan's birthday, but which brat pop star did he do the sweats tour with?

Oh, I can't remember her name. Who was in charge of Brat Summer last summer? I'm going to have to hurry you. CharlieXCX. It is CharlieXCX, yes, you got it. It was in your brain somewhere. Kyle, Sabrina Carpenter teased the music video for Man Child, but what type of coffee did she famously sing about? Espresso. Correct. Ross, we're back with you. Sabrina Wiegmann named a 23-player squad for the Euros in 2025, but for which team? I don't do football. Spain? Spain.

It's the Lionesses, the England team. Kyle, England's men named their squad for the first test against India, but in which sport? Cricket. Cricket is correct. Ross, a council in Pembrokeshire have hired a team of goats to cut their grass. Give me your best impression of some gainfully employed goats cutting grass. Very good. Kyle, a study revealed the people of Maine in the USA are the worst offenders for farting on planes. Give me your best impression...

of a flying fart. Sensational noise. Thank you for that. Ross, astronomers discovered the most intense what to date? Phone call on a train or explosion in space? Explosion. Yes. Kyle, scientists made a breakthrough in understanding what about horses, their emotions or why they're a bit stuck up actually? Their emotions. Yes, their emotions. Ross, what day was it yesterday?

Thursday. It was. Kyle, this one for the win. A lot of pressure. Who was on the quiz yesterday? Kieran. Your final answer? Yes. You won the quiz! You are the better twin. Well, I'm glad that we decided that on national radio. Yep. There's no going back. That is now set in stone. You won yesterday's quiz.

You're the better twin. Kyle, thank you for bringing this team to us this week. As the captain, you've led wisely and calmly this week and you have got the victory. So congratulations. Why, thank you. Have a great weekend. And I'm glad that you've dragged this team together today for this week for the quiz. We've really enjoyed it and I hope you've had a good week off together. Yeah, no, it's been great. Thanks for having us all on. A pleasure. All right, I think we're done. Big pop star news. Oh, big pop star news.

The big breakfast drum roll has been initiated because I have a huge guest on the show next week and someone I'm bursting with excitement to hang out with again. Next Wednesday, Lorde is going to be on. She has risen. The Lorde returns. Lorde's going to be on from 8 o'clock on Wednesday's breakfast show for a round of sit down, stand up. She's up for sit down, stand up, which I love. That's when we're going to get a peek into her phone.

We're going to call some people and just see who's in her phone, see who picks up. And I can't wait. I just love that woman. Lorde sort of appears every four years with an album. She's like the Olympics, the pop Olympics. Amazingly, because her last album, Solar Power, came out in the pandemic, she wasn't really doing any interviews. She wasn't touring around, obviously, because she couldn't because she was in New Zealand.

And the last interview we've dug out was in 2017 in this studio. And completely forgotten about this, but we made her do wrong-uns. What is your real name? I'm Mary. What country are we in? America. Spell banana. B-U-N-A-N-A-N. True or false, Australia is better than New Zealand? True. We got really into it. How many seconds are there in a minute? Fifteen. Name a popular hot drink.

Lemonade. What's Beyonce's surname? Carter. Name a country beginning with new. Paris. Where might you put food to keep it cold? The pantry. She was good. I think bring back the slightly stressful timer. It really gives it an extra edge. It makes people panic. But this is great. We've got so much to talk about with Lorde. The new album, which is called Virgin, that comes out on the 27th of June.

She's back. She's releasing incredible music. We're going to have a laugh with her. She seems like she's up for a laugh. She's out and about doing stupid videos all over the place. And we're excited. Beyond Belief, Wednesday, 8 o'clock on the Radio 1 Breakfast Show. Lorde on the Breakfast Show. So that's good. Lorde, that's some great news. So actually next week's going to be fine. Maybe I don't need to put a bald cap on and go to the O2. Maybe I don't need to.

I sort of want to. Anyway, Lord is going to be on on Wednesday, so that is definitely happening. Grievances. Well, mine. Pitbull's management. What else? Also, before we get into grievances, Matt has replied about your board game idea, Slough having it off. The first response, we can't turn the radio. The second response, he says, interested. How do you see it working? Is it for over 18s only? Will it not go on too long?

Great points. Great Matt Ibsen question as well. How long does it take for a slough to have it off? He's a professional. He is a professional and that's why he's successful. I feel like...

It's on him now to make it. We've just given him the title. He's like, how do you see it working? That's not my job. We just want 10%. 10? Come on. Think Pitbull. Think Pitbull. 75. He'll be trademarking us as we speak. He won't give us 75%. It's Matt Edmondson. I'm taking it elsewhere. 50%? I'm taking it to Waddington's. What, Hannah? Hannah Waddington.

All right, grievances. Who wants to say anything? I've got one against Henry for that bad Hannah Waddingham joke. LAUGHTER

That's valid. Oh, we're checking that one. Yeah. We're checking it. Hang on, VAR's back is red. Off you go. Any other grievances? I've got one against you. Please. Earlier, you were quite rude about the humble hash brown. I just don't like, I don't rate them. I'm just not interested. You're all, you're very hash brown, all of you. So every morning, well, nearly every morning. Because I feel very left out. LAUGHTER

One of us will go and buy hash browns for the studio from the BBC canteen. And then this morning Tom went to Greg, do you want a hash brown? He went, never. I just think they're weak. You're weak. What do you mean? I just think they're sort of nothing.

Do you like croquettes? Yeah, I love croquettes. Do you like, I don't know... Potatoes. Yeah, yeah. I love potatoes. What's your top three potato items? Just like a crispy potato. What's wrong with it? Yeah. But it's not, though, is it? Because it's sort of... They're not... The ones in the BBC canteen are disgusting. They are. They're disgusting. Some of the best. They are. I'd always rather go for chips or toast. Breakfast, chips. I'd rather have chips. Well, hash brown for breakfast is mad.

Think about what you're saying. Think about what you're saying here. Chips and hash browns, similar thing. Fried potato thing. Let's have some chips.

It's not better because it's a hash brown. One is night food and one is day food. One is morning food. A hash brown is morning food, is it? It's morning potato and night potato. I don't hate them. I just nothing them. We're like cats. We get dry food in the morning. Hash brown in the morning, good chips at night. That's the rules. I feel very similar, in my head, I feel very similar about tea that I do to hash browns. I just sort of nothing it. I don't think you can compare tea to hash browns.

Do I compare tea to a summer's day, to a hash brown day? I... Yeah, I just... You and your little hash brown club. That's fine for you. You're jealous, aren't you, really? I want a club, but I don't want a hash brown club. LAUGHTER

I don't know. I'd rather have something else. We have coffee club. Coffee club's nice. That's a nice club. I like that. Coffee, fantastic drink. Any time of the day drink. Any time of the day? Yeah. Oh, rock and roll. Any time of the day. Yeah, absolutely. Well, I decaf in the evening. Still counts. Still rock and roll.

Alright, any other grievances? So I'm sorry, sorry if you're offended about me not liking Hash Browns. Billy? Sorry, I'll have one because I'll stick up for Susanna because she's not here, but you threw her out of the studio one day this week in a discussion. Why did we do that? Probably for a bad thing. Was that for doing the one on you, Henry?

Yes, we can't say that. I think it was a bad... I think I threw her out and I think she deserved it. She did, yeah. I appreciate you sticking up for her, but also she has borrowed my bag to go away for the weekend. So that making amends, I think. Yeah, that's fair enough. That's fine, isn't it? Do you want to know a good... No, I don't think... Has she lost the bag? No, she's not lost the bag. She's broken the bag. Basically, the person that booked her Primavera tickets for her group...

booked one too few and they arrived in Barcelona and found out I know did one of them not go? they're trying to figure it out yesterday I was trying to help her oh no that's the one thing we didn't want to happen

It's quite literally the most important thing, isn't it? Well, it is, but it's not the first... Well, I guess it is, but the flights are the thing where you panic about, and the hotel, the thing you panic about, or wherever you're staying. It's good everyone's rubbish, isn't it? It's great everyone's rubbish. That's fantastic. I need to get her on. Oh, God! Yeah, let's get her on next week. Some good free content from within the ranks, from within the Hash Brown Club.

Any other grievances? Honour! Wheel yourself around here, please. Wheel. Wheel yourself. So, I had a Kit Kat. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I went to the toilet. Oh. Come back. One finger's missing. Oh, that was me. But I brought the Kit Kats. Yeah, I've got no comeback to that. But still, it was even left in the same place. Just like, I went and tapped it and half of it's missing. I was like...

You go for two seconds. Sorry about that, but that was actually a free Kit Kat that Anya from the seventh floor gave. She gave us two Kit Kats and I just thought, well, it's there. I didn't know you'd claimed it. I think it muddies the waters when you don't exactly buy the Kit Kat yourself. Yeah, I don't really have a leg to stand on. You wouldn't have Kit Kats at all if I hadn't brought them back.

it was left in the exact same place and opened really carefully so as if to look like it hadn't been touched I'm very dainty anything else don't you have one against Tom's stomach

Oh, yeah, I do. Wow. Tom likes to stretch like that. His arms are loft. Arms are loft. And he kind of goes... But in doing so, he shows off his torso. And I was having to clip something from yesterday off Raven, the camera system. Shout out to Raven, finally. Shout out to Raven. Finally, Raven getting its flowers. God.

And I went on, and the first image I got was Tom doing that, and what I can only describe is the top of his pubic region just...

Hinting through the camera. Winking. Winking at you. A hint of pubes. Lovely. I think that's a valid grievance. Keep your pubes to yourself. Please. Please wear longer tops. Or higher boxes, I don't know. One of both. I'll start wearing dungarees. LAUGHTER

And the chastity belt. Yeah.

Do we all hate each other? That is the end of the podcast today. Anything else? Are we all good? No. I've had quite a nice time. Yeah? Jordan, you happy? Billy, you happy? Yeah, very. All right. Let's bring it to a close. Let's do big stretch. Belly's out. Pubes up. See you on Monday.

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