BBC Radio 1. Radio 1's All Day Breakfast. With Greg James. Hello and welcome to Friday's Radio 1 All Day Breakfast podcast. Let's do Friday.
Good fun week this week. Thank you for joining us. Today, we did a sort of extended edition of What Is That? What is that? And it was actually more than one thing. So it was, what are these? What are these? So two very funny clips coming up.
Plus we got you up to date with all the latest things. We had a very good, slightly controversial final of yesterday's quiz. Plus we got Laura from the Squirrels in Guernsey back on for wrong-uns. We had a little game with Nat and Vicky, which we'll get into in just a bit. And what else? Anything else? Lots of soup chat. Lots of soup chat. So the start, then we do the quiz, then some soup chat. Okay? Okay.
Stick around. Off the chain, off the glass, off the flip, off the rip, off the everything. Morning and welcome to Friday. Callum Leslie, hi. Morning. Friday. I know, I'm so happy it's Friday today. We started off with some pitbull. Do we add him to the Friday stuff? I think we've got to really, haven't we? I think so. Yeah. Yeah.
The biggest room in the world is room for improvement. Thank you. Just remember... Stay bald, beautiful, bald and sexy. That's what we want from you, Callum. OK. Yeah, we've done a skinhead.
I did when I was 19 or 20. It wasn't a look for me, I think we'd say. Can your head take it? Not really. No, I don't think mine could. I think I need the hair. Yeah, me too. Yeah. All right, we can discuss that later. For now... Spray me! No, no...
Bash my meringue. Just going to do the Friday bits, Friday clips. Jack Saunders. It's time to drop a big one. What else do you want? Requests. Come on. What do you want? What do you want? What do I want? Oh, my goodness. Let's have some Lando. It's Friday then. It's Saturday, Sunday. What? It's Friday then. It's Saturday, Sunday. What? What else do you want? Adele. It's also Fridays. It's the weekend, so cheer up. Maybe a bit of Daniel Craig too. Ladies and gentlemen,
the weekend. Do you know what though, Dom and Ben? I think I've done some deep thinking as well about soup of choice. And I think I've got two. I think I've got a private soup that I enjoy in my own time that no one knows about. And then I've got a public-facing favourite soup, which is French onion. I think that's my absolute favourite. Oh, very good. With some cheese and some bread bits in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I had one last night. Victorian Portsmouth says French onion soup is the most elite soup. And...
I will... I'll disclose... After you've done the quiz, I'll disclose my secret soup. Like a pleasure soup? It's a deep pleasure soup. Oh, my God, I'm thinking about it now. I'm not sure I'll be able to get through the quiz. I just need that secret soup. OK. It's first to five on the final of yesterday's quiz. It's Ben versus Dom. Ben, you're in the lead, so you're going to go first. You've got 15 this week, so here we go with question number one. Dingers, please! Ding!
Thank you. If Ben wins, we get The Killers, Human. If Dom wins, we get Route 94 and Jess Glynn, My Love. A song which is on at least every two days. Question number one. It was National Tell-A-Fairy-Tale Day. Name me any fairy tale. Shrek? Yeah, come on. Come on. He's a modern man. It was also National Pokemon Day, Dom. Name me any Pokemon. Pikachu. Pikachu.
Ben, we're back with you. Question two. West Ham played Leicester City in the Premier League last night, but who won? West Ham. They did. Dom. Luke Humphries played Luke Littler in the Darts Premier League yesterday, but which Luke won? Luke Humphries won. He did. Question three. Back with you, Ben. Jesse the farmer was on the show yesterday, guessing how long it would take him to march his 1,000 goats to Beijing. Please do an impression of a goat that's very, very tired after walking all that way. Hello? Hello?
Very good. Very meek. A very meek goat. Tom. Dom, a snake was discovered in a box of bananas from Ecuador. Give me your best impression of a confused snake who's just woken up in the wrong destination. Sort of like a weird Ronaldo. Question four. Which singer announced new tour dates for her Short and Sweet tour where she'll be joined by Olivia Deen and Amber Mark?
Pop star is short and sweet. Sabrina Carpenter. Correct. Dom, which abracadabra and bad romance singer hosted a fan-only press conference yesterday? Lady Gaga. Very good, yes. And this for the win. Ben, let's do it. Jenny shared a teaser of her upcoming album, Ruby. But what K-pop band was she in?
I've no idea. You love K-pop, Ben. Oh, yeah. I don't know, Greg. The answer is Blackpink. It was revealed, this for the steal, Dom. It was revealed that Zendaya will be playing which Green Ogre's daughter in an upcoming movie? Oh, come on. Fiona. That is, I guess, true. Well, oh, are you going to give that, Dom?
But the answer is Shrek. But the green ogre, Fiona. Fiona's also a green ogre. Is she also a green ogre? No, you can't give that. Should we send it to a penalty shootout? I mean, I also don't want to play Jess Glynn. It's Shrek and Fiona. I know that's how children are made. But I'm just... The music's run out now. We're just arguing. That is correct.
I think we should take it to a student's inquiry, but I'm not going to go against producer Tom. I never would. And well, congratulations. Well done, Dom. You've won the quiz. Hope you feel happy about that. Oh, it's a hollow victory. Yeah, it is. Well, look, you could redeem yourself by telling everyone we could play The Killers. Do you know what? It's Friday. I'm in a great mood. Let's play The Killers. Oh, well, if you insist. There we go. Yay! We appear to be doing soup chat now.
Soup chat. Are we okay with soup chat? Soup chat. Do you want to put the egg chat music in? We can do soup chat. We've done egg chat. We can now branch out to soup chat. Hey, Greg, I've never messaged in before, but add some quavers to your soup. There's cheesy croutons and we've got a game changer. Thank you for pulling in, messaging me for the first time and talking about quavers in tomato soup. Thank you. Are we doing soup chat? Soup chat.
Soup chat, it's just soup chat. Soup chat, it's just soup chat. Oh, soup chat, baby! It's a relative of egg chat. Welcome to soup chat. Your secret soup, Greg, which you just admitted on the radio for the first time, is the same flavours as bruschetta. Balsamic vinegar, cheese and tomatoes, just a bit more soggy. So, in a way, it's kind of fancy.
Yeah, it's kind of fancy. It's a bit depressing. That's why I don't really talk about it too much. But it's a childhood thing. Everyone's got one of those things. They're like, oh, that's nice. I also used to, in my teenage years, I would get a bit of baguette, get some chorizo, and some of those dairy-lea cheese slices and just melt it all down. That was a great snack. That was a great teenage snack. Sometimes you could dip that with a little soup on the side. Side soup. You got one, Tom? What's yours? Super noodles.
Put it inside a naan bread. Already unhinged. Bit of cheese in there, under the grill. We would have got on as teenagers. I would have been like, just go around Tom's house, super noodles and naan. Great. And also, well done for doing super noodles in soup chat, because it can also be super noodles chat.
There you go. Chelsea's in Birmingham says, this is the exact same soup combo that I had as a kid. Thanks for reminding me of this elite meal. You're welcome. Nick in Kent says, I don't think Callum Leslie's got a leg to stand on after his whole mince pie and blue cheese debacle at Christmas. That's true, yeah. I was quite judgy about that, so maybe I deserved that. Kira's in Dorset and says, my body recoiled away from the radio when I said that. You're brave for admitting it on national radio.
Thank you for saying I'm brave. I've always thought I was brave. That's the confirmation I needed. Anyway, enjoy your weekend. Enjoy your soup. That soup again, if anyone wants to do it, here's the method. Tomato soup, cream of...
Cheddar cheese chunked and dropped in. A little bit of cheese on the side as well. And then salt and vinegar crisps as the spoon. Okay, and that is my method. So yeah, that's soup chat done. It's not a groundbreaking way of doing soup, but would anyone do Heinz tomato with chunks of cheddar and...
Salt and vinegar crisps. Do you feel like that would be nice? I would try it. Yeah, it's nice. It's not too weird, I don't think. Billy, you're not up for it? No, sounds terrible. Well, Billy, what's your favourite soup? Welcome, by the way, Billy. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you. Leek and potato, I'd say. Yeah. Chunky or sort of smoothed? Either, but probably chunky. Yeah, chunky. Tom? Yeah.
You said minestrone, didn't you, earlier? No, no. No, that was you, Henry. Mine was tomato, but with a toasty. You dip the toasty in the tomato soup. Cheese and ham toasty or just cheese? Just cheese, because I can't eat ham. Yeah, but you can't eat cheese either. Yeah, but... Oh, true. That's why... You know, like... It'd be lies either way, wouldn't it? It's an education, the show, isn't it? Wow. It's an education. What's your favourite soup, Liberty? It's a bit rogue. Go on. Vegetable with a spoon of marmite in it. Oh!
Oh, good. No good, because salty, lovely. Yeah, nice. As a kid, also, I used to just drink Oxo. I did that. Weird, isn't it? Isn't that basically a bovril? It's beef soup. It is beef soup. It's just a beef drink. Mum, can you make me beef drink, please? Coming right up. The 90s was strange.
So that's soup chat done. Next up, shall we do wrong-uns? Laura is on today live from Guernsey. I like how you say on island, by the way. Is that a Guernsey thing? Well, yeah, we are on an island. Yeah, but you say like, you know, when we're on island. The squirrel is like local lingo, isn't it?
Yeah, well, yeah, but we do leave Ireland as well quite occasionally. So it's fine to say that we're on here when we're on here. No, it's good. It's interesting that you don't say the, you just say on Ireland. Yeah, I'm off. I'm off Ireland for the week. I'm on Ireland next week. I like it. I'm celebrating it. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly it. Has anyone thought that the squirrel might have come from France?
Oh, there's lots of theories. There's lots of conspiracy theories, actually. Jersey's number one. Oh, it's Jersey's five squirrels, is it? Jersey's got red squirrels and they're like the gold star squirrel. We haven't got any reds. So there's now calls that we get rid of the grey and bring in some reds. Do you know, if I was a grey squirrel, because grey squirrels are not popular. The PR around grey squirrels is terrible. Really bad.
I would paint myself red. It's the perfect crime. If they are evil, we don't know that they might be pretending to be red squirrels. We don't know that. We don't know that. And actually, maybe I should go out with some hair dye today and try and help it. Then we'll save him. Then suddenly this grey squirrel becomes a hero.
Do you know what? I'm in the market for a pet, Greg, so maybe this is what I'll do. Oh, look, there's the mad lady who dyed a squirrel red. That's Laura. Yeah. Look, if I was a grey squirrel, that's what I'd do. Oh, people love a red squirrel. Oh, we love red squirrels, the grey ones. Don't get it looking. Oh, you eat the trees and the rest of it. The red squirrels are perfect.
Anyway. I think that's a good strategy, Greg. Of course, it's not just the squirrel that we need to worry about this week because there's also been a lizard found in somebody's suitcase. What? I've got to say, Guernsey's losing the plot. Good luck if you're on island this weekend. Sounds like the place is going to the dogs or the lizards. So let's do wrong and shall we, Laura?
Yes. We have not 90 seconds, we have 60 seconds and I want wrong answers only from you, please. And no passing, no repetition and no swearing, please. Are you ready for it? Yes. Then let's play wrong-uns. Your time starts now. What animal is on the loose in Guernsey currently? A big cow. Which wonderful bald man did I have on The Breakfast Show this week?
Cursed armour. Interestingly, who is the Prime Minister is the next question. King Charles. What's your favourite type of soup? Beef. What does Farmer Jessie have 1000 of? Daffodils. What's my name? Donald Duck. What is your name? Sharnaleri. What noise does a cat make? Woof. Where do bananas grow?
In my garden. Name an area of your body that you shave. My nose. Name me an animal you can ride on. A cat. And what is the moon made of? Wallace and Gromit. Oh!
See how your brain worked there? Because you wanted to say cheese, and you went, oh my gosh. I wanted to say cheese, yeah. You can't say cheese, because everyone says cheese. Who likes cheese? Wallace. Let's say Wallace and Gromit. I guess cheese would have been the wrong answer, wouldn't it? So I could have gone with that. It would have been, but I think you're the sort of person that doesn't want to be predictable, because everyone's going, cheese, moon's made out of cheese. And actually you went, no, it's made out of Wallace and Gromit, which in a way means they're made out of Play-Doh. Don't know. Yes. Interesting. One to discuss later in the pub.
Laura, thanks for being on today. 12 points. Thank you, Greg. I'm just going to go through your answers. He searches for a big cow in Guernsey. Keir Starmer was the bald man I had on The Breakfast Show this week. Who's the Prime Minister? King Charles. Favourite soup is beef. Beef soup. Um...
A Thousand Daffodils with Jesse the Farmer. I'm Donald Duck. You're Sian O'Leary. Cat goes woof. You've got bananas in your garden. You're shaving your nose. You're riding a cat. And the moon's made of Wilson Gromit. Very good performance today, Laura. Thanks for being on The Breakfast Show. Thanks for bringing us all the latest Guernsey gossip. Thanks, Greg.
And now let's do a round of What Is That? What is that? Well done, everyone. I feel so proud of you all because out of nowhere I had reverb on your Newsbee. What is that? What is that? Lovely. It's a simple call and response, isn't it? It's nice, though.
It's actually not a traditional "What is that?" today. What is that? It's not a traditional one. It is, um... It's actually a Friday bumper edition and it's a new version of it called "What are these?" What are these? I've got two clips for you. There's a point for each.
What you've got to do is tell me what it is. So, first one on today's What Are These? What are these? Is this. Just play that again for you. Okay, that's some sort of demon or ghoul, isn't it? That's the first one. That's what that is. And the second. Ah, Shelley. Yeah. And again.
Ah, sherry. OK, so those are today's What Are These? What are these? As I said, it's a point for each. Let's stop laughing and let's get guessing. You got a message from your friend, didn't you, during that? I did. Paul messaged me. My mate Paul. Hi, Paul. Who's listening and said, thanks for playing that second sound while I'm sitting in my car at the train station with people walking right past. Good one, Paul. Ah, sherry.
Ah, Shelley.
No, it's not, but it's snow related. We'll get to the answer in a second. Curtis the Alloy Wheel Man in Milton Keynes says, first one, wooden planks falling off a shelf. Second one, someone called Shelley slipping in the mud. Not quite. Coco's in Birmingham. First one is some pots and pans falling to the ground. The second one is someone getting into an ice bath. No, it's not. It's a good guess. Someone said it sounds like the bit from Home Alone where the tool chest is coming down the stairs. Yeah, not that.
Hi, Greg, it's Murphy here. First one's bowling pins falling down. The second one is a woman being attacked by some sort of animal, maybe a donkey or goose. No. Marley in South Wales. First one, pans or something dropping. Second one, is it someone going too fast down a slide? No, but sort of, sort of. Another one, is it... The first one's a dog knocking over a bookshelf. The second one, is it someone losing their hat in the wind? Lovely. Poetic. It's very creative, that one, isn't it? Very nice.
Oh, Shelley. Interestingly, it is the reaction. It's sort of the understated reaction of someone losing their hat in the wind. But really, what's happening is horrific. And that person is really underplaying it. So let's talk through the first clip. Congratulations to only one person who managed to get both. Loads of you have got one or the other, but only Amy and Locke Lomond got it right on both clips. Oh.
What is Chris saying here? The first one is a bloke falling through into a basement. Correct. OK, so this was posted by the official Ring Doorbell social media accounts. It's a man doing some work on a house and he falls all the way through the floorboards whilst he's very carefully tiptoeing around the floorboards so he doesn't fall through. BANG! BANG! BANG!
But he's okay. He's laughing at the end. I love that you're being trolled by Ring Doorbell. They're like the ones that are supposed to be for security. They're like, yeah, we'll get a viral hit out of this one. Yeah, yeah, get a viral. Well, that'll go viral. Post it from the main account. Yeah. And the second one. Well, the second one is kind of terrifying.
Right. Congratulations to Stuart in Colchester who got the floorboards won. Also Liam in Livingston. Not to be confused with the cricketer Liam Livingston. First one is a man falling through the floorboards. The second one says Connor in Lincoln. I'm pretty sure it's that woman falling down the mountain in the snow.
Yeah, it is. Oh my goodness, I'm just seeing it. Right, I've just sent it to your phone. That man should be shouting more. It's pretty wild. It's wild. Do you remember those slinkies that you used to put downstairs? You know, the big springs? There's the slinky toys in there in Toy Story, right?
She's moving like that down a mountain. She doesn't look like a person. Yeah, she's doing a flip. She's doing constant flips over her head down a mountain. And all her husband can do is just stand by, film it. Not try to get in the way. He's filming. Does he work for Ring Doorbell? He's there with his Ring Doorbell, just filming it down a mountain. Oh, Shelley. His wife's falling to her death.
She didn't die, she didn't die. She goes past at like 200 miles an hour. Why is he not trying to stop her? How did she get separated from him as well? How did he get to where she ended up? Oh, there's so many questions. So many questions. And that is, feels like a sad end to today's... She is fine laughing at the end of it though, so she's very much setting up laughing at the end of it. Laughing at the end. If you don't laugh, you'll cry, as my old nan used to say. I can't believe he didn't try and stop her. They're just filming, like, oh, Shelley. It's like, what are you like?
What are you like rolling down a mountain? Classic you.
So that is the end of today's What Are These? What are these? Nice work, everybody. Time now for all the latest things. We start with going home with Vic, Katie and Jamie. Vic was chatting to Lisa from Blackpink for a round of Perfect Playlist. Lisa was asked what she listens to when she goes out, out. Now, out, out is very British. I think it basically traces back to Mickey Flanagan, who made that massively popular a few years ago. Going out. We're going out, out.
Lisa is from Thailand. Vic had to explain exactly what's happening. This is the track that makes you want to go out, out. Go out, out? So do you ever say out, out? Or is this a very British thing? I said that sometime. Okay. Maybe. Because you go out, but when you really go out, you go out, out. Okay.
I go out, out. Out, out. There's an out, out plan for Lisa. If I go out, out, I'll go all the way out, out. Tell me what all the way out means. Just club. Okay. Club. If not out, out, it's more like my friend's house. Yeah, so you can listen back to the whole Lisa interview on Going Home yesterday. It's on BBC Sounds. Next up, new Chapel Road music on the way. I've got a summer war.
It's called The Giver. Sounding really, really good. We don't know when it's coming out. She's being very mysterious about it. But that is good news that we have new Chapel Rome music with a little country twinge to it. Twinge? Tinge, that's what I meant to say. Twinge is what you do in your back, isn't it? I've twinged my back. But there's a country music tinge to that.
Next up, Jade has teased a new song. I can't actually say the full title because it's rude, but I can say F-U-F-N. You can probably work out what that means. That sounds less dirty than the other Jade songs. Sounds like she's turned up the pop on that.
And also Haim are teasing new music. They've put out some videos of themselves just doing stupid memes, really. So we haven't heard anything from them, but all we've got are memes. We are back, baby. That's all they posted. So Haim are doing something. That's big news. The biggest of all the news is that Rihanna appears to be actually releasing new music soon. She has confirmed something in Harper's Bazaar. She said it feels right to do the music now. She's been in the studio for the last eight years.
She said the studio is her new freedom and that she's been sort of in there with her kids and everything and big rumours about maybe a Glastonbury performance or a London residency. Do you think we can get excited yet? I don't know. We've been burnt before, haven't we? And also Sam Fender looks like he's going to get a huge number one album today and he was talking about it yesterday. So a huge number one album but it sounds like he's doing a huge number two here. We're going to try and manifest over 100,000 album sales in week one. You ready?
Yeah. So I hope that does go well today, Sam. If you get over 100,000 albums, please just be careful. And let's do a game with Nat and Vicky now. Oh, great. We've got a game. Welcome to AR or BR. Okay. Which is after Rihanna or before Rihanna. A little game we've just come up with. Because Rihanna has said that new music is actually coming. Absolutely.
Oh my God, don't, Greg, don't tease us. She says, and I quote, it feels right. And I also quote, digs right into where I need to be, which is a very pop star thing to say. She's been in the studio for the last eight years, apparently. Not uninterrupted. She's had some life as well. Apparently her kids are sort of in the studio with her, which is quite sweet, isn't it? Yeah. The big news is that
Something is happening. And I don't know when, but have you heard the rumours about Glastonbury? Have you heard the rumours about this London show and stuff? Yeah, there's lots of empty dates. We're hearing it's R9, yeah? That's what we're waiting for. Rihanna 9. R9. I believe. As a big fan. It's been a long time since she released an album. But here's the game.
Are the following things before Rihanna or after Rihanna? Okay. So, before the last album came out or after the last album came out? Oh, the last album. Oh, so nine years ago. Okay. That's really good knowledge, Vicky. Off the top of your head. Oh, yeah, because it's nine. Sorry. Stop. Was it nine? Maybe, I don't know. Antti was in 2016. Right. So, question one. Was TikTok invented when Rihanna released Antti?
I think it's BR. No, before. Before, but BR for sure. That is a... Just, it was just after. September 2016. No way. No way. It might have been in its other form. It was called Musically. Oh, well, that's a scam. That's a cheat. Okay, question number two. Is this iconic TV moment from before or after Rihanna's latest album? David's
No, it's not. You can't. You can't. You can't do that. Sit down, babe. Sit down. They told me that David is dead. Where's David? Where's David? Where's David? Iconic David is dead from Celebrity Big Brother. Do you know what? I don't know with this one. That feels like... I feel like I remember the clip being a bit blurry on the TV. Yeah. Like it's an old thing, so I think BR. I'm going to go with you. I think BR. You think before? Correct. Yeah!
It was before. It was January 2016. That's how long it's been since Rihanna released an album. Wow. Come on, Rihanna. Okay, next one. Let's go for this iconic moment from Kim Kardashian. He throws me in the water. I land on the side of my head and I feel my earring is gone. My earring's gone! Are you s***? Oh my God, I'm going to cry, my dad.
So, I think I already heard you, Nat, say the answer. It's got to be BR because that is years ago, Kim. She was a whole different person then. Correct. Yes! It was from September 2011. Oh, wow. Okay, let's do a couple more. This is fun. Was Rihanna's last album...
Before or after this from Julia Fox? I mean, I was Josh Zafty's muse when he wrote Uncut Jams. Right. After. Yeah, yeah. Defo after. Easy one. Uncut Jams. Yeah, Uncut Jams. Easy. Okay. Final one. John Travolta. Sorry. I just love this so much. Any excuse to play it. John Travolta calling Idina Menzel...
The wickedly talented Adele Dazeem at the Academy Awards. Did this happen? Please welcome the wickedly talented, one and only Adele Dazeem.
Did that happen before or after Rihanna's album, Ante? I think it might be before because I'm sure Frozen was like 2014 time. OK. And then Ante's 2016. So I'm going to say BR. I'm going to go with Vicky here because I'm lost. I don't know. I really don't know this one. Let me say this. Vicky Hawksworth...
What a week you're having. I know, I'm on a roll. Not only did you win Battletracks this week, sensationally, you've just correctly guessed the year that that happened, that John Travolta thing, it was 2014. Really good. No more John Travolta stuff. The wickedly talented Vic Hawksworth. That's the end of the podcast. That's the end of the scheduled bits.
Friday grievances. Are there any grievances today? Yes. Oh, there is one. Liberty, then step up to the microphone, please. What's your grievance? Being called Europe's largest pig. Yeah. Now, I...
I think it's defendable from me. If there was footage of it, well, there is audio of it. There is footage of it. Is there actual footage? I didn't once look at Liberty as I was gesturing behind me to an imaginary pig. The idea was that we were trying to find Europe's biggest pig. There was a pig that was 350 kilograms that was sent in. Not literally sent in, but a picture of it. Imagine the postage. A lot of stamps. Just a pig covered in stamps. LAUGHTER
Taking it to the post office. Is that going to be enough? Weighing it on the scale. Is that going to be enough to get it to Dumfries? So we've got a pig covered in stamps. It's lovely, isn't it? Lovely image. Yeah, just like... Pushing through the door. Yeah, the fire...
I imagine the final stamp goes on its nose. Yes, it is. Yeah, that's the final one. No, I think I'd put a little sort of tag around its tail. Like you would a suitcase. Yeah. It lost its... Tom Gain. Anyway, so the pig, what were we talking about? So that was enough for me because I said, oh, in the moment I went, that's bigger than the pig I've got. And I gestured to my left...
The gesture did include like a sweep across Liberty, but really I was gesturing to the void behind me because I don't have a pig. That was the joke. And then Amy said, don't call Liberty a pig or whatever. I didn't. I didn't call you a pig.
Valued member of Radio 1. Can anyone remember what time it was? Oh, we don't need to review the evidence. We don't need to. Do I have to say sorry? I brought champagne in for your last day. Is that enough? Yeah? Are you going to call me a pig again? No, because you're not a pig. Anyway, that is the end of The Breakfast Show podcast. Have a great weekend. Bye!