Absolute Anarchy - China Doesn’t Want You To See This! - Episode #252
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Welcome, everybody, to episode 253 of The China Show, The Real China Show. Thank you for joining us today. Crazy show. Absolute craziness. But actually, I shouldn't be facetious about it because it's actually kind of serious, some of the stuff. But we also have a lot of fun stuff. We've got a bollard report coming up. We do. You know, sloppaganda, the usual stuff. Shout out to episode 253, which means shout out to our area code 253, which represents Washington State. Get out your...

medical marijuana cards or whatever. You're the first guys to do it, right? Shout out to Washington State. You have a beautiful state. Number two, we will be doing this anarchy that's taking over China. But what we did is we segmented it into like spice levels. Like, you know, you get those like chili packets. It's like one chili pepper, two chili peppers. We did that because it ends up in absolute insanity. China is trying to cut this shit off.

Sorry, excuse me. Trying to cut this stuff. Shizzle. Shizzle out. You know why? Because we went back to some of these links to try to find this stuff and they're gone. Yes, exactly. So this is going to be an intense one. Yeah, so let's saunter right into it with what's new. This is where we talk about what's new, specifically with regards to China. And this is what's new, as in you're in, because that's the woman's toilet. Can we just take a quick look? I will rewind it because I want you to see written on the wall. Let's take inventory here. Okay, so...

This is a toilet in a semi-rural area. You can see the character for woman written very badly, by the way. Yeah, it's definitely from an illiterate person. Yeah, yeah, on the wall. And you'll notice that there's a very specialized set of tongs. Yes. That's holding a cell phone. And water is being poured on the cell phone. Do you know why? Why?

I think it fell on the toilet. Yeah, she dropped the phone in the long drop. Which is obviously an issue if they have toilet tongs. They have specialized tongs to get things out of the toilet. So anyway, let's see. She's washing off the...

well, I mean the poop basically. And she's like, wants to puke. You can see, see, there's like still, I want you guys to take inventory of like what China looks like though. Like I think nobody, I started something the other day. Yeah. Someone that you would think would know they're like, what's China like? They really straighten everything out. High standard of living, pollution's gone and stuff. I'm like, not, uh,

I mean, it depends where you are because you can be in a glitzy city with five-star hotels and living the life, or you could be fishing your phone out of a long drop, almost puking with like rusty corrugated iron in the background and a polluted sky. The thing is, this doesn't have to be more than a half an hour away from that glitzy CBD district that you're talking about. Yes, correct. Anyway, I don't know what you guys would feel like if you dropped your fancy iPhone or whatever into a long drop toilet and had to rinse it off with a bottle of water.

Anyway. I probably wouldn't puke. I don't know, dude. That smell could be overpowering. I mean, we've been in these. They are bad, right? Yes.

but she's nice the nice lady is helping her out yeah what's going on dude this is crazy look at this woman's like doing uh online just pause it there okay online sales promotion on look how many phones she has just take inventory of this guys yeah how many phones does this woman have is she is like streaming to what there's like 20 phones they're streaming saying like buy this shoes buy these you know this sofa or whatever right it's not just 20 is it's not no let's see

It seems like quite a lot. Whoa! Can we take a guesstimate here?

There's got to be like 80 phones there. I don't know. No, 100. What am I saying? You know what's in those bags, those plastic bags? Dianbao? Yeah, which is in English. It's like a power bank to keep the phones charged and going. This is the fall of Rome. This is like end of civilization stuff. Look at how many phones there are. And okay, I just want to point out that this applies to the way China does...

fishing as well around the world is it's not about it's this and fishing no fishing like like yeah true but I'm talking about like those deep those like far water fleets whatever they go and

To Argentina and to the Galapagos and whatever. And they just troll. Yeah, we're going to do that soon. And they basically just outfish the seas. It's like this. It's like, well, you know, if you can, just take the piss. Just like this. Oh, you want to sell some things online? Rather than sell it on one platform, why not broadcast to 100 at the same time? I think that's more than 100 potentially. I think you're right. Maybe. I think I underestimated it. I really do think. It's kind of insane.

I mean, that is one fire hazard right there. Dude, all just takes one of those. And they're Chinese phones, too. Yeah, some of them. So they're bad. It's a mix. Anyway, over here we've got...

Crab. You know when you go get your crab at the buffet or whatever? Well, it may come in a real shell, but it's a reused shell. So you know like after you finish your buffet and you crack it open and you leave the shell, they'll take it and rinse it and then put fake crab meat in there. That's the worst part about this is what's going inside. So you already have like someone's going...

Yeah, you got someone's gob-like crab leg shell. But you think you're eating crab, and what you're eating is some sort of paste. Yes. Protein paste. You don't know where it comes from. With like a slight fish aroma added to it. But you think it's real because you're eating it out of a real carcass crab leg shell. You know what I love? What? And I don't want to bring this to ABP. Can you play an ABP? I'll put an ABP. American Bike Party.

You know people are always getting down about America's bad in every which way possible? Yeah, yeah. Mostly Americans. Sure, sure. They're always going on about America's food quality and stuff, and nobody ever, ever looks the other way at China and says, man, I think we got it pretty good, actually. Sure, sure. China's a disaster. Yeah, when it comes to food safety, yeah, absolutely. Rich Chinese people don't even eat stuff in China. Nope. It's insane.

Okay, yeah. Just a quick update. Hey, you know what? Listen, we've decided that we're going to do this weekly, to be fair. We'll take a look at what the air quality is like in Beijing and we'll put it up every single week. Yeah, and sometimes we'll even show the whole, all of China. Yeah. Because we're so sick and tired of seeing in the news and people being duped into thinking that China has somehow defeated pollution and they have the best green technology and they're healing the earth or something. Because in actuality, if you take a look,

Right now, today, it's 214 in Beijing, which is very unhealthy. If you look at New York, it's 18. Yeah. So it's 200 less in New York, basically. Where are you seeing New York? See the little green thing up there? Oh, yeah. Yep. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. So anyway, that's, as you can see, what it's like in China right now. So much for the green technology, eh? Yeah. New York is green technology. Look at that. For sure. New York's a big bustling city with a billion taxis going, hey, I'm walking here, you know, like steam coming out of the ground. And the rats are on fire. Exactly. Rats and stuff. And it's like 18. And Beijing is 214 today. But people in the UN and in China,

All these international climate agreements and stuff keep congratulating China. China, you're doing such a good job. They're doing the best. But meanwhile, I'm walking here and it's like pristine. You know, like let's can that air. Birds.

Yeah, exactly. Last time I was in New York City, I was staying at this hotel. Yeah. And a freaking hawk landed on the windowsill in the middle of Manhattan. That's bizarre. And I was like, this is pretty cool. I'd never see that in China. No, of course not. There are no birds in China. Anyway, guys, let's take a look here at this little trick now. Pro tip, if you want to move tables down an escalator, this is what you don't do. Okay. This is not a serious clip. No. No.

Well, it's a serious PSA to not do this, maybe. Yes. We'll see in China where the escalators eat you. I like how this guy's like, okay, I'm just going to get under here. Oh, no, here comes the second table. What's going to happen?

The guy's like, get bail. Get it out of here. See the person above is like, I'm getting out of here like the other skier. You're trying to go back for her? Yes. Oh, it's pretty funny. Just quickly, please like the stream. Please help us get this out there. We know that people are very distracted right now with certain news that's happening. We promise what's happening in China is incredibly important today. This is a big episode. Correct. So please give us a look.

This is kind of a mystery, and we want all of you in the audience to help out. This is cool. This is really cool. If you can, if you know how, pretty simple.

While he coughs out a lung. I have COVID, by the way. Yeah, well, I'm so happy to get to sit next to you when you have COVID. What you need to do is open up maps.google.com. You know Google Maps? Yes. And you can type in these coordinates. Okay, that's kind of tough to do. I don't even know how to make the little degree sign. Well, you can just take a screenshot and then copy it. Oh, yeah, copy and paste. Anyway, if you can, it's not important, but if you want to participate in this thing, we're going to go look at these coordinates later in the show because it's a mystery.

It's an interesting mystery. So if you can find these coordinates, these are GPS latitude longitudinal coordinates. You can go and, uh, and find out what we're talking about and we'll bring it up later. Okay. It's kind of a mystery thing. So yeah, please, if you can, we're going to start out with Slopaganda today. It's my favorite segment. Um,

I'm sorry. China, did you... Remember? Hang on a second. Do you remember Mao Ning is the foreign ministry spokesperson, okay? The official from China who recently opened her Twitter account, X account, and for some reason they're allowed to, even though they banned Twitter or X, and don't allow the citizens of China to use it. But she gets to blast propaganda all day. Why does... I don't want to get on it. Yeah, but anyway, the thing is...

sometimes that propaganda falls a little short and i think this is one of those times every time really but sometimes it's more yeah it's like okay let's look at this video that she shared okay she shared this video it says like okay i'm sorry this is just look at the look at this scene why would you be proud make a run in the train jokes why would you be proud of this though what what would make you proud of sharing this it's

I mean, we often make jokes about these guys sucking off China, but I mean, this is really just getting right on point. You know what I mean? It's like... It's innocent. It's... Yeah. My issue is... Mao Ning, the guy in the back. He's looking at himself too. Yeah. I'm pretty positive. Yeah, I'll go back to the guy. We got to look at the guy again. He's like, okay, they're all like, okay, like...

You're like, yeah, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. And then that guy's just, he's just chilling back there. He's like, me too, please. Please, sir. Can I have some too? Please, sir. Can I be the caboose? It's like, oh, anyway. Oh my gosh. I,

We were not even going to be direct about this. Let's write it in. ESRB milk over here. I'm stamping this. This is, of course, Chongqing. We all know about the stupid train that goes through a building, but now apparently it has to go through your mouth. What the heck was that? Why is Oliver Tree sucking off this Chongqing train? Well, because I don't even know who this guy was. You know who he is. I think most people probably do. Or at least the song.

Okay? You guys ever heard the song, and it goes on and on and on and on? You probably heard it on commercials. Maybe. It goes on and on and on. It's wildly famous, probably a billion views, right? Okay. This guy is famous for riding a Razor scooter around looking ironically 90s or whatever. Okay. Anyway...

Somebody told us and I didn't believe this. Yeah that he was doing 20 seconds floor Chongqing propaganda. Yeah, and it's true. It's true I've just arrived to the craziest city on earth and you probably never even heard about it Yeah, imagine that the biggest city on earth you've never heard of the world's largest city you've never heard of. Oliver Tree! What are you doing? Yeah, what is he gonna say here? He's about to say he's somewhere. Where do you think he's gonna be?

Let's see. On the ground floor. On the ground. Ground level. The ground floor. On the ground level. The ground floor. Ground floor level. Ground. Ground floor. Ground level. On the ground floor. First floor. First floor. Ground floor. Ground. Here I think I'm on the ground floor. Oh no. Oh no.

Wow. All right, wrong. Because if you go to one side, you'll see you're on level one. And if you go to the other side of the square, you're now on level 69. Well, at least he changed it up and said level 69. I'd like to pretend he's being ironic. Maybe he's taking the piss. Maybe, I don't know, but... I mean, to go there is kind of not ironic, though. Yeah. You know what I mean? I think every person who comes along with this here I am on the ground floor thing is just going to have to be added to that list.

You know what I mean? I thought you were going to say add it to the train. Well, yes, that too. I'm sorry. The suck off train. Yeah, suck off the train. Okay. Yeah. I think I might have to retroactively go back and find all of those people and add them to the train. Bro. Anyway. Bro.

Somebody put the converted coordinates in so that you can type it in easily in the chat. Oh, you can type. From Tukster. Go look for Tukster in the chat. Oh, he's in the chat. Okay, excellent. All right, guys. Now, before we continue. Yeah, some people are talking about it. It's cool, isn't it, guys? Yeah, it's very interesting. We're going to talk about that in a while. We wanted to show you what you missed on Monday, our very special VIP show. Let's take a look. Oh, she just smacked herself.

Let's be totally honest. Yeah, this is just like DJ and shit. This is an example of like local channels used to have these absolute trash. Why are we watching this? This is trash. Absolute trash. Come back, Charlie. Come back.

You know, the shittiest thing I've ever seen. What is this anabolic probiotic yogurt? The milk, you know, whatever, yogurt stuff? They always sell milk and yogurt. Have you noticed that? What is in front of the host? What is in front of the host? Freaking yogurt. Freaking drinky yogurt. That even the title has a freaking yogurt. Every single freaking time. Dude, it's every show! So...

I just want to explain what our episode was there. Pause that quick. Sure. It was, if you missed Monday's show, we actually was on Wednesday because I had COVID, but yeah, it was called. You still have COVID. Yeah. You know what I mean? I had, I had bad COVID on Monday. I was actually dying. No, you just got long COVID. I was like. Yeah, exactly.

Chinese absurd game shows are wild was our episode 138 of Xiaoban Ho. That's our private show, our VIP show that we do on Mondays. And we talked about the generations of Chinese game shows, how they used to be amazing. Now it's just DJ nonsense. Yeah, it was an interesting show, but...

We also uncovered a yogurt conspiracy. Yes, yogurt conspiracy. And on top of that, we also did a live game show with a communist country. With a communist, because we dialed into a communist country and played a live game show. Using Morse code. You'll have to see it to understand. Yeah, if you like the China show, you're going to love our patron show called Xiaobanhou. If you go back just for a couple seconds, I just want to explain the tiers right now, because the sales right now are half-priced. Okay.

The lowest tier, the $5 tier, it's called After Party. It just means that, you know, the one you're watching now, we have like a Q&A afterwards. We normally cut it out on Monday. We cut it out on Monday. So that stays up on that one so you guys can see it. It also gets you access to the Discord, which has thousands of people in it. It's one of the best Discords out there. It's amazing. It's fantastic.

The second one, this is our half price sale right now. Xiaobanhou is our bonus show, right? It was usually $20 a month. Right now it's $10 a month because you don't get to see it live if you're on this tier, but you get it like a minute after it goes live. Yeah, as soon as it's finished, we make it live for the $10 tier. Exactly. And you don't miss out on any of the other episodes. All of 138 episodes are available to you. We've done Exposés of China's alcohol industry, the dating industry.

We've done full crazy good stuff. Lots of fun stuff. We've had Beer Hater Hour, Beer Lover Hour, all these crazy things. We'll go into that in a second. Okay. The live tier, the original price one, is still available, and you'll get to watch live. You get to win a Chinese name. We handwrite Chinese names for you with a meaning. We think about them, and it's called the Wheel of Foshan. Yeah, the Wheel of Foshan is fun. And you vote on the next topics, and it's all interactive, and we have live Q&A. That's correct.

And you don't have to send super chats to get your questions answered. So last episode we covered this. Yeah, I just wanted to give you guys a little bit of an idea of what we do. This is fun. That like craziest food stuff. I mean, that what was it called? A wild lion's head? Wild lion's head. Yeah, just whatever that was crazy. What China looks like. We go on and look at actually what China really looks like in real life beyond the propaganda. We'll pick like a

city yeah we're going to like street views and so on everything sucks we talked about stuff we hate yeah code attack this this is interesting this is china's rewarding sloth lifestyle and this is just like a little example of this um they're china's chinese government's promoting videos of people just being absolute slobs which is very weird yeah yeah that i guess they don't want people to have ambition yeah so they want people to strive to just kind of float along and

The state won't take care of you, but you can live on very little type idea. You don't need to complain or have a revolution. Yeah, exactly. That's the idea. Anyway, this is just like a clip. It's disgusting, by the way. Yeah, those are like bottles of urine down there. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

So we covered all those. There's a huge trend of different channels doing that. We covered this travel shill that's very dangerous. Pool strips to say you could drink the water in China, which is crazy. We covered Lianghua Qingwen, their anti-COVID medicine ads, which were funny. The fake Russian stores. They're funding the Russian war. Yeah, we do the Royal Rumble once a year. It's fantastic.

The beer hater hours are so much fun. We drink beer and talk about things we really hate. Yes, pause that quick. Most insane neighbor disputes. These are neighbors fighting with each other. That's where we came across Mason. Throwing bricks at his neighbors. Good old Mason, yeah. China's neighbor disputes and wars are like something you've never seen before. Yeah, super fun. It's very funny and kind of scary. And you get the idea, right? Yeah. China's not what they expected. We read people's stories that were fresh off the boat and just got to China and how they were shot to death. Yes, exactly. Exactly.

So that's more or less what happens on Monday. It is a small show. It's much more personal. A lot more interaction. It's a lot of fun. It's just as long as the China show. Yeah. We would love to see you there. If you have the means, of course, it's the best way to support us. It is. And now back to the show. Yes. So.

Let's see what's up next. We have... Oh, yes. We have got the funniest thing you've ever seen. The stupidest, funniest thing you've ever seen. Would you say this is top five funniest clips we'll ever show on the show? I think so. So far. Not this show, like any show. Yeah, I think so. Yes. All right, so this is Beyond the Great Firewall. Let's take a look at what's happening here. I'd like to set this up real quick. Please do.

A woman and her boyfriend go into a dentist. But don't say why. I won't. Okay. They go into a dentist and talk to the guy that did the procedure. I just want to clear it up because later they're going to talk to the manager. Yes. Okay. Let's see. So anyway, let's also just say this happened in Nanjing and it happened in January of this year. So a month ago. This is a month old. Okay. So it's fairly current. Let's take a quick look. We'll get out of here because of the subtitles. All right. Do you remember me?

I have to pause it there.

Okay, so I don't know if you guys are following along, but they come in there and she's like, oh, I had a filling last month and now my period's not regular or it's stopped and I don't have appetite. And is it possible that your filling made me pregnant? Now, no double entendre, Joe. This is not... It doesn't work in Chinese. No, no, it doesn't. Like the tooth filling. Yes. I mean, okay. So I'm sorry. Let's see what the guy says. Okay.

What are you talking about? I was like, what the hell are you talking about? Like, I can't take it seriously. I mean, I wouldn't take it seriously. No. First I'd laugh and then I'd be like, get the hell out of here. Exactly. He's like, what the hell are you talking about? Yeah, exactly. Let's see. Yeah.

What does pregnancy have to do with the filling? He's asking, which is a valid question. And this is going to raise the curtain off your eyes here because you are now going to see how bad China's sex education is because of what these young people believe. I mean, they're probably like my age or in their 30s or something. Yeah, I feel like they're even maybe a bit younger. Let's take a look. Why is it abnormal?

Okay, so I mean, just now you get it. Yeah. So, okay. He's like, what is it getting a tooth filling have to, you know, with getting pregnant? Well, she's like, well, I was fine before I got my filling and people can get pregnant from a swimming in a pool. I mean, oh, what a pool of what?

A pool of what? Just don't say it, say it. Okay, I mean maybe if you swim in a pool of semen. It's possible. I feel like it's possible. But in a normal swimming pool? I don't think so. This is stupid. It's dumb.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. I know, but it's dead serious. That's the problem. It's dead serious. I mean, like, they're trying to come in there to get compensation or to get, like, whatever, like, damages or something. And this is the excuse. People can get pregnant from swimming in a pool, right? No, they cannot. Oh, my God. Okay, but even if, let's just say that's true, okay, which it's not. How does getting a filling in your mouth make you pregnant?

I'm trying to like devil's advocate this. You can't even do a thought experiment here. No, it's dumb. I mean, I'm sorry to say, but like you could drink gallons of semen and you won't get pregnant because it's not going, it's going in your mouth. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But like this. Give it a thumbs up if you like where this episode is going. I'm just sorry. But like, you know, I don't mean to be like rude or cross or anything, but it's just, it's common sense, right? Yes.

I do want to say this. What? The devil's advocate here, I can prove wrong. Yeah. The devil's advocate would be that she went under anesthesia. You don't go under anesthesia when you get a filling. You just get no pain. Yeah, you get like a local anesthetic. Yeah, you don't go to sleep. Not for a filling. No. I've had fillings in China. Definitely not in China. I had a freaking root canal in China and they didn't give me anesthetic. They prefer not to do anesthesia in China. So you have to keep that in mind for like most things. Yes, exactly. Ma Zui. Yeah.

He's like, if I knew you'd be like this, I would have refused to give you a filling. And then the boyfriend's like, then why did you do it? What is this 4D chess? It's ridiculous. Oh, sorry. Okay, let's see. Yeah.

So now they've gone into the manager's office, right? Yeah. The manager's like, why did you come here today? What do you mean? I'm going to the hospital tomorrow. Didn't you pay for my medical fees? What medical fee? I got my tooth filled here. Now I have to go to the hospital.

what's it got to do with me you're already pregnant you came to find me you didn't do anything for a month yes when she got her filling she said she wanted to puke well i mean sure like a lot of people when you get a filling it's not pleasant right because they use that hard

horrible material or whatever stuff and all the drilling and all that makes you feel uneasy. No, do you know why she wanted to be? Because she was a month pregnant and had morning sickness. Well, I mean, like the thing is they've only, they've come back a month later. Yeah. You know, it's so silly. Let's see.

You don't give the money today, I'll come back every day. Isn't that unreasonable? But it was fine, I was fine. That's how it is. Okay, I'll call the cops. I think I'm gonna evaluate you. Yeah, they got called out. They don't want to stick around for that. I mean, they don't know.

Yeah. They genuinely don't know. Imagine trying to hustle that, though. Yeah, I know. Imagine trying to blame being pregnant on getting a filling. Yes. Imagine that. Imagine that. Of all things. What would be a better way to scan that? Make us big for a second. We need to talk about this. We need to analyze this, like Dr. Phil style. What could you technically kind of... You couldn't really do that on anything. No, there's nothing. I mean, yeah, I'm just thinking about this. Like any medical procedure, you go in to get your eyes checked.

They're like, we think you need contact lenses or something. And then you're like, why am I pregnant? Yeah, there's nothing. There's nothing. There's no medical procedure I can think of. Unless it was artificial insemination. Yeah, you go in and you're like, oh, whoops. Yeah, I went to the sperm bank by mistake. Yeah. Yeah. Oops. Yeah. Yeah, I don't see any situation that could happen. But, okay, the thing is, it is...

It's true that the sex education in China is very lacking. Yeah. It's very bad. Oh, it's abysmal. And it's all these very bizarre rumors that go around and it's just like...

I mean, basic things like you can't eat ice cream on your period. Yeah, or else you'll die basically because you'll freeze to death because you're losing your hot chi. Yeah, your chi. That's the basic like entry-level stuff, which is, by the way, ubiquitous. Yes. Oh, yeah. Every Chinese girl I ever dated or knew would say that they can't have ice cream on their period. So it's like, okay, fine. You do you. Yeah. But then it's things like, oh, you can get pregnant by swimming in a pool.

That's probably fairly wide-held belief. Not by everyone, but it's probably fairly widely believed. I'll tell you a quick one. You guys might know this, might not, but in China, and this happened multiple times, there was a famous case of this where a couple, and I'll try to be appropriate, a couple went into a doctor and they were just so confused. They'd been trying to conceive for so long.

And they're like, there must be something wrong with my husband. They're thinking about divorce, I think. They're like really frustrated. My husband can't get me pregnant, right? I remember this, yeah. So I think it was four years or something they had been trying to conceive. And finally, they decided to go to the doctor. And the doctor goes, okay. I think they went to the doctor multiple times. But finally, the doctor's like, okay, show me what you've been doing. Yeah. And they kind of demonstrated without, you know, you understand. Yeah.

And what they had been doing was, let's just say, using the wrong orifice. Yes. They were using the back door the whole time because they didn't know. No, they didn't know. They didn't know. And they genuinely didn't know. So they hadn't been able to conceive for four years. Yeah. Yeah. That's a real story. That's a real story. And it's funny that in China, a lot of people laughed at that. But a lot of people looked at that and said, especially in the countryside, like, ah. You know what I mean? Oh, well. You know, listen, um...

It's one of those subjects that's completely avoided. You don't have proper sex education in school in China. Yeah. It's a mess. Yeah. It's a mess. Anyway, guys, let's move on to something a little less cringe and gross and weird. Let's move on to the Bollard Report. Ah, Bollard Report. So Bollard Report. Bollard. Bollard. Bollard.

All right, pause it. So the bollard report is where we talk about China's introducing all these bollards. Why? To stop mass murders. Mass murders are happening across the entire country. People are driving their cars on purpose through crowds, killing pedestrians everywhere. It's ubiquitous. It's crazy. It's called revenge against society attacks. So China goes, hey, we need to put bollards up everywhere. And so they've been putting them in just crazy amounts in places. And so this is just a new example of that. Yeah, we have these bollards that are actually this time...

They've got like steel brackets holding them in place, I suppose, to prevent them from being knocked out of place or, I don't know, being stolen or something. I don't know. But that's, I've never seen that before. No. But again, just the sheer amount of them is worth a bullet report. It is. Absolutely positively. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Yeah.

So this is going to be important, guys. If you guys are ready to like the video, you should do it now. This will get us shared out a little bit. Please tell your friends to watch the China show right now. This is where the anarchy is coming into play because this is about to get crazy and off the rails. Just like we mentioned the mass murders happening, the anarchy that's spreading across the country is out of control. Yes. So we wanted to show you we've got different levels here. We've got mild, medium, hot, and...

And hell level. Yes. Okay, so we're going to start with the mild stuff. Do you remember that A symbol? Yes. I used to draw that on my notebook when I was a kid. I was like, I didn't know what it was. I was like, wow, that looks cool. I saw it in graffiti. Yeah, it was a big punk thing. Yeah. Back in the 80s, I remember. Yeah. You know, a lot of punks had like that on their jackets. Yeah, you know. Anyway, we got the mild anarchy level. This is going to be fun, guys. We're going to work our way up. All right, let's have a look. So, it's like...

If you're dissatisfied with your noodles, what do you do? A little anarchy. Yeah. This is the equivalent of drawing an A on your notebook. Bro is just like... Dude, screw this. I love it. I don't get it. It doesn't end there, though. It's like...

Why go through the effort? I would have just taken the bowl if I was going to do that. Uh, yeah, the local, um, cops are confiscating firewood. They're not allowing people to have firewood in the village. Yeah. Not allowed to burn firewood. Um,

Real anarchy there, these people, how dare they have fireworks. Yeah, okay, wait, hang on a second. What's going on here? This is like those weird grandpas doing weird exercises, right? And just people in general. Yeah, people in general. This has been going on a little bit recently. We showed this one before. It's a classic. I mean, mild anarchy. It's mild, it's like, what's going on? This is...

This is mild anarchy, I love the flip. Yeah, you know the "let's remove some brain cells" move. That's impressive though. It's impressive but I don't get it. Don't know why you gotta bite your shoe. This is mild anarchy dude. Yeah, just mild. Yep. Wearing down his exercise tree. Kick the sign.

I like how the tree is so worn down. This going down the road and then all of a sudden, what's going to appear? It's like a new highway. A wild drive the wrong way person appears. That's suicide to do that. It's also so normal. Yeah. It's just so normal. Mm-hmm.

Don't forget to look at these coordinates. Look at those coordinates. Yeah, if you can. Pretty interesting. Let's move on to the medium level of Anarchy. Because that was the basic entry level stuff.

So food prices are getting out of control in China. Yeah. This is this month, you can see. Yeah, it was. What's happening is people can't afford, we've been speaking to people, a lot of people can't afford basic food necessities right now. So when there's a sale on something or something that's a little bit cheaper, they stock up. So it just turns into absolute chaos. People are fighting each other for some freaking broccoli.

Yeah, whatever that is. Yeah, like broccoli rave or whatever. Yeah, I don't even know. Beans? Those are beans. Peas, yes. Sugar snap peas or whatever. Yeah, it's like, give me them beans. It's crazy, though. And the food prices are no joke right now. Yeah. The prices in China are absolutely crazy. And it's funny. You can always tell. I should have included one of these. You can tell China's having a big problem when they pop out propaganda about...

how much can I buy for a dollar in China? I'm seeing that on TikTok stuff. Yeah. And it's like, you know, it's bad when they're putting that stuff out there. I wanted to show you this. Now this is, unfortunately, there's a thing in China where it's like, 中国人不骗中国人 is what they say, which means Chinese people don't cheat Chinese people. But in actuality, Chinese people mostly only cheat Chinese people. Yeah.

And what you have is you have these recyclers, these usually old man or old woman, they walk around all day digging in the trash. They have deals with shops when there's a cardboard box left over, they pay them for them, they collect them. Then they take it to a recycler. The recycler weighs the cardboard and then gives them whatever the weight is worth.

But as you can see, the guys who are buying the cardboard, they cheat these poor guys that have been spending all day in the sun collecting. Especially now. Yeah. Because money's skint. You take a look at the bottom. You'll see they use their feet to lift it up so it weighs less. Imagine. You can see that? You're scamming a homeless guy that picks up boxes for cents. I mean. Literal cents. Yeah. What the hell? All that cardboard. What are you going to pay him? Like 20 cents. But now you're going to pay him 15. Yes.

Come on. You know what I mean? You know it's getting bad in China when you're scamming homeless guys for cents. Yes, you're scamming the homeless people that wander the streets all day collecting garbage. Yes. I mean, that's just not okay.

You know what I mean? Yeah, the homeless guy should make it wet. Yes, yes. Inner ones, like really wet. Yes, they do actually. Yeah, so it's like double scam. Here's some more anarchy. Level two anarchy. They're screwing up the roads. It's like, how dare you put this road where I could have a vegetable. Yeah, see what they're doing is they're encroaching on where they could plant their... And here's the deal. Pause that real quick. Yeah. This is actually important to point out. This guy doesn't own this land. No. But he's allowed to use this land to plant crops, right? Yes.

Now, the problem is he's going to be making cents. Look at the plot. It's tiny, right? The scraggly-ass, ragged-looking vegetables that he's got. It's polluted as hell. The vegetables barely have sun to grow in. Yeah. It's not a good situation, right? So, yes, the government puts a little slab of concrete down there to get a little more road. You're going to be pissed off. You're losing a couple more cents on your wages. Yeah, you are. You are losing a bit of land over there. He's not happy with that. He's not.

I don't think that's going to be successful, by the way. No, it's just a little ruination. Yeah. The current trend in China is ruination. Destroy your own country. Yeah. Because China's not helping you out. Kind of like some other country I know. Anyway, let's keep going. A lot of countries out there. Yes. China is doing it very badly right now. Yeah, look at what he managed to do.

Undid all their hard work. Yeah. I mean, you've got to be pretty daft to be like, well, this is wet. Let's see. What should I do? That's why I'm claiming ruination here. Either just backtrack or let me just go continue all the way down there and ruin the whole thing. I think this ruination is deliberate here. I don't think she was like, you know what? This is a mistake. I'm just going to go all in on it.

You think so? I don't know. I don't know. It's a little bit of like maliciousness. I think she's just like, did it rain? Is it muddy? That guy's like, what are you doing? Yeah. I just worked all day to make this right. I believe that was in Shanghai too, which is pretty crazy. Yeah. That's like an educated, proper city in a city. Give us a thumbs up if you wouldn't do that. Yes. Thank you. On the stream. Yep. I mean, that's just absurd. That is absolutely absurd. I'm surprised she doesn't like sit down and have a picnic. Yeah.

You know, while she's at it. Right. She's still going. Oh, man. That kind of infuriates me. You don't want to stop, though, in that scenario. You don't want to stop. Because if you stop, you get... I wish she did stop.

and then just for the whole night. This has been happening a lot. People getting into road conflicts, which is normal in China, but people legitimately breaking the rules and going backwards and shit on highways. That's been coming out a lot on video recently. And this guy is just absolutely furious. They're trying to get him out of the car. Yeah, he's going the wrong way on the road, right? You can't go the wrong way on the highway exit. Hell, that's another one.

Yeah. I just hate it when people destroy cars for no reason. You know? You don't need to do this. Poor car didn't deserve that. I like how you have sympathy for the car. Not the people. That's getting run over. That too. Yeah, yeah. That too. I love cars too. He gets away. He's going the wrong way. The wrong way down the highway. A little bit of anarchy for you. So this is level two anarchy. That's only level two anarchy. Don't worry. This is getting spicy. This woman has like got fed up with cooking for her relatives. Yeah.

Yeah. And so she went to go grab a sledgehammer. And just goes, you know. You know what? Okay. F this kitchen in particular. Exactly. It's like, I've been cooking for you guys. You don't appreciate my cooking? Well, you know. You don't appreciate anything I do! Yeah. Look at the state of this room. I love the roof and the bricks. I know. It's already. Kaleshi's just finishing the demolition job. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Isn't she? Look. Yeah.

Yeah, it's true. Doesn't that look kind of fun, though? It does, it does. But I think he could be more effective. She's like really just...

Not doing the greatest job. The tofu drag construction is very brittle. She's using no force, and it is just falling apart. Yeah. I like how she's just like, no. And now this. This is crazy. Pause that. Pause that. Okay. What do you think is happening here? Yeah, guess. I want the chat to guess. Can you guess? Give us an idea. Can you guess? Throw it in the chat. I'll read a couple, okay? Yeah, yeah. What do you think is happening with this massive crowd? You might have to go back a couple seconds to see what they're in front of. Okay. I just want to first show the scope of this crowd, right? Yeah, yeah, because we'll have to explain. Look.

It will pop up on screen, so be careful. Oh, it will? Okay, I'll go back. So you can see this massive crowd. Let me just smash granny. Let's get past smash granny. Okay, there we go. A game store open? Free ice cream? Free food? No. Nope. This isn't free. Not necessarily free stuff. Food stamps? No. No, it's not that kind. It's not like a free bottle of water or free eggs or anything like that. No. Free stuff? No. Free pig sh...

Taylor Swift is in town. No. A funeral. Okay, basically what you see in the back, there's a motorcade. This is crazy. It's a marriage. It's a wedding convoy. Procession. Very common. Yeah, it's very common. When you get married, you drive and you and your best friends and best men and family and so on drive in like a motorcade. That's right.

Depending on where you are in China, sometimes fireworks... Yeah, that's right. Fireworks could be thrown out of the car, whatever. But there's a tradition. Yes. Now, in Chinese traditional thing, you're supposed to... Whoever you come across, you're supposed to give them...

Lucky money. Or cigarettes. Yes, cigarettes or a red envelope. It's kind of the tradition, right? So I was handing out cigarettes, red envelopes to family members. It's supposed to be whimsical. It's kind of like as you come across people on the road, you give them, you know, to share the luck. It's like a little here and there. Yes. But in these rural areas, these freaking old people, they're like...

Highway men. They gather when they see a motorcade. It's banditry. They come and they all block the road and they do not let them pass until they get money. Especially now because times are tough. These people, remember we told you there's no welfare in China. You don't go to social services and say, hey, can I have food stamps?

I know. That doesn't exist. So these old people, if they get anything from the government, it's 10 kuai or something, a buck, right? So times are tough right now. Food prices skyrocketing. They're still responsible for taking care of the little kids that get left in the village while the parents go work in factories. Yeah, yeah. So now the money's not stretching very far.

They hear about a little motorcade coming through for a little wedding. Yeah. You better believe they're going to be highway bandits. They get on their Lauren G, which is their old person machine, and they phone. And then they all come to get their lucky money. Yes. But can you imagine that you have your wedding, you're on your way to your wedding, and you get...

blocked by these extortionist grannies. And it's very common, by the way. We have lots of clips. We're just showing you one. Pitchforks. Yes. Literal pitchforks. They will not let you pass. How many do you think there are there? 900 people. Over 9,000. There's hundreds of people there. This is one clip, by the way. Yeah. One.

And you cannot get through until you've given everybody. So you've got your Maserati that you've rented or, you know, you got your friend who's rich. Even like poor people will rent a luxury car. Like we had a Mercedes. Got your red stuff on it to show that you just got married. Yes. You're going through and then you get, you come across this mob and they will not move until you pay them. Every one of them.

i mean you can't move you can't go get married yeah they will not let you pass so think about it like if there's yeah exactly i mean even if you just gave a dollar to each one you're out of grand dude you're done yeah you know we can afford that right now this is one of the more mild closest we wanted to do a whole segment on yeah we have some epic ones where they're actually chasing and hitting people yes yes yes it's crazy i mean look at look at

this okay yeah and they're not gonna move till they get their money dude that's the zombie apocalypse yes yes that's actually you know people are like oh I'm gonna prepare for the zombie apocalypse and they have their little shelter all those preppers just go to China and pretend you're in a wedding yeah just pretend you're in a wedding yeah exactly pretend you're in a wedding just load up with your tin food and whatever in the back you know and your AR-15 and go

It's scary, though. Can you imagine that? It's horrible. It's scary. You're surrounded by a mob that only wants money from you. You know what I mean? It's absolutely true. I think, you know, what I'd do is I'd have a diversionary motorcade that goes through the village. And while it's all blocked up, you go around there in the back. And you're in the crappy little breadbox car. Yes, that they can't see. You have the diversionary one.

And it's filled with like fart spray or something. Oh my gosh. You know, when they open the window. Or pepper spray. You wouldn't give a shit. No, they wouldn't care. If you did pepper spray, they'd put up their vegetables to get free pepper spray on their veggies to cook it later. They don't have to add chilies. Yeah, that's true. All right. So we're still in the like mid-tier. This is mid-tier. Tier two still, yeah. So tons of residential and shop fires have been happening.

Yes, a lot of inch false insurance claims. Yes. That's a big problem That's why we're showing this a lot of false insurance claims and now insurance doesn't pay out very well but people are getting desperate now because This defaulting on their loan houses that they bought as investment properties are not being finished being built So what they do is set fire to the other home. Yeah get some of the recoup some of that money, right? So that's been happening quite

profusely across the country. A lot of revenge arson as well. Yeah, revenge arson has been a big thing too recently. And this, what we're showing you is all from about a week. A week? Yeah, this is all within February. Yeah.

Not even early February, most of the stuff. Yeah. We're talking this month of complete anarchy. So anyway, now we're going to get to the hot level. Yeah, we're at three out of four spicy chilies. Yeah. Okay, so what you've got here is... Let's take a look. You've got a little kid kicking the... Whatever. What do you even call those? Barriers. Yeah, median or barrier. Okay. And the traffic...

He's a real police officer. Yeah, that's a real police. So first of all, if you can see, either the mother or the father, it's hard to tell at this distance, is standing there. Could be the grandmother, grandfather too. 20, 25, could be all five. Yeah. Staring at the kid, just watching him be a little shit, kick this barrier. The traffic cop comes up. What do you think is going to happen?

He literally taunts the traffic cop and pats his ass. He's like, come and get me, bitch. What the hell? He's like, get me, bitch. Yeah. To the cop. Stupid little emperor, you know, and the parent, grandparent, whatever, is just like standing there not saying a thing. He's like A-cabbing. Yeah. Is that a verb? And then he goes back to do it.

Dude. Oh, man. That little shit needs to go to jail for a night. The thing is, no. The mom needs to go to jail for a night. Yes, you're right. Or the dad. Because you have done that. And you know what? I can vindicate myself here. You'll see videos where...

Where they'll put the kid in front of the TV and they're one years old and they're like, I want to kill all Japanese. I hate Japanese. I hate Americans. I want to kill all Americans. And they're like, oh, you naughty little thing. Yeah, exactly. Oh, here's some pork belly. Yeah, exactly. They're like cheering it on. So this behavior is taught. It's bad parenting. And it's that little emperor syndrome. Yeah. I did a video about that. Yeah. Oh, this is hilarious.

This is amazing. Wait, set it up. Set it up. So there's this dude here. And this guy, you'll see this guy every day in China. Yeah, I love it. Especially in the north. This guy sitting down, he's kind of baldish. And he's got like a velour robe on that's exposing his Beijing bikini belly. Yeah.

And he's sitting there in that pose that you know he's up to no good. Yes. So what has happened is before the video, he has smashed his chair and he smashed up the shop. Yeah. He smashed a table and a chair. He threw a tantrum. Yeah. And I want to tell a story real quick before this. Sure. I was in, when I lived in Inner Mongolia, so northern China, similar area. Yeah.

oftentimes i would know you got to go home by like 10 because if you stay out past 10 with northern chinese people you better believe there's going to be fights not like in southern china where they're like slapping each other and pushing each other on the ground yeah people are stabbing each other and it's violent yeah i can get violent throwing shit at each other because these northern chinese guys get drunk yeah and they act very belligerent sure so the so the issue is here um

This guy, it reminds me of this time. I was, it was, I was right. I think it was 10 Oh five or something. I was like, Oh, got to go. Better go. I'm in this barbecue restaurant with my other Chinese friends and we're drinking and I'm like, but to wrap it up, there's no one left in the restaurant. And all of a sudden I hear this. Good.

car pull up. It's like literally falling apart. It's missing panels. Okay, one of those. I've never seen this car. It's some Chinese brand that's probably from the 90s or something. Southeast or something. It's so bad. It's the worst thing you've ever seen. It's like, you know when they show those early Chinese cars on Top Gear? It's like one of those. Yeah, okay, gotcha. This guy gets up.

with three prostitutes. Okay. And this guy's probably four foot nine. Okay. He's this tiny man. He's like thinning long hair with a fake leather jacket on, smoking a cigarette. Gets out of the car with three prostitutes. One of the prostitutes is like bald. Okay. They're just... I'm not trying to mean to the prostitutes, but they were like...

You know, they're down on their luck. Sure, gotcha, gotcha. They walk in with this guy and he goes, wah, a foreigner. He sits down and he goes, bring me your most expensive baijiu, which is, you know, white alcohol. Yes.

They bring over this tiny little bottle. It wasn't even expensive. It was probably like, I don't know, five bucks. Yeah, yeah. He pours one for himself. He drinks it. And he starts talking shit. And he's like, my car is... I saw you looking at my car. It's German. And I'm like, okay. Yeah. You know, I'm just trying to like, okay. Right? One of the prostitutes over there is like trying to talk to one of my friends. She goes, help me. Really? Yeah. Wow. And the restaurant owner is like looking like, oh no.

no. Yeah. Right. The guy almost passes out drunk, throws up and almost passes out drunk minutes later. Basically they have to carry him and put him in the car. And then one of them drove away. Interesting. But it reminds me of that is these guys, they get, they get a little drunk and they get real mad. Yeah. And this, that's what you're about to see here. Yeah. So, um, he smashed things up and the owners called the cops. The cops are turned up here.

He's like, this is the guy. He just like ruined my stuff. Okay. So wait, hang on a second. We got to go back a little bit. Okay. All right. So the cop's like... This is the best thing I've ever heard. So you've been drinking. What does he say? Drinking your mom's big pussy.

To the cop! That's what he said to the cop! It's disgusting! What? That's the most harsh insult I've ever heard in my life! Yeah. Okay. He's like, okay, what's your name? What can I call you? You call me your dad? Yeah.

He's very impolite. This is anarchy. It is. He's faced with a bunch of police that could F up his life forever. If they get him in that police station, that guy could never be seen again if they wanted to. Yeah, exactly. But his response is... What's he going to do? He's like, okay, hit me. Hit me. Yeah, hit you. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me.

Come on, hit me. He goes, I'm not scared of that 100,000 RP. Your mom's... I didn't mean to say that. I had to say it. And then he just gives up. He's like, all right, all right, fine. Just like that. Watch him get taken away, though. He's so not confrontational. Yeah, now he's fine.

It's like, okay, I'm out of here. Let's go. What is this stuff? I know. I mean, it's funny how people, like, I've seen that behavior before, but it's funny how belligerent people are getting too absorbed. Yeah, and it's like, oh, you've been drinking? Yeah, drinking your mom's big vagina. That's what he said. I'm so drunk.

So that is the most high key diss I've ever heard. It's ridiculous. You know what throws it off for me? And you as a non-Chinese speaker, if you're watching, you won't get this. But if he said drinking your mom's beep, that would have been funny and par for the course. But when he threw the big in there, it somehow made it so much harsher. It's ridiculous. I never heard the big. No, no, I've not heard that before. Yeah. So, you know, here we've got some more, you know,

sort of burning down of farm land I mean farm stuff and um

factories, minor factories. The reason there's three is they're intentional. So farm fires are happening and these ones like shop fires. This is actually I can't believe this. It's actually close to where I live. Yeah, in Inner Mongolia. So they're setting shops on fire on purpose. Insurance fraud claims and revenge arson. So not just residentially, it's been happening across the country. It's insane because last week we showed a bunch of fires too.

You know what I mean? The same kind of thing. Last time there was also factory fires being set on purpose. For sure. Just shows you how crazy it is at the moment. It is absolutely nuts. And again, people are hard on money, right? So this is kind of their idea of what to do. Okay, so now we're moving on to the hell level of anarchy that's happening right now. And this is crazy, dude. Yeah, this is like... Pause that. Okay, I'll pause it over here.

You know what this is? Tell us. This is... You can tell us. Yeah, it's the highway planning office. Yeah, so this is where they... This is the people that make the highways. Yeah, I'll go back. You can see the sign. It's... This is proper ruination. Yeah. Yeah.

This is trying to delete infrastructure. Well, I think what's happened is the highway planning probably said, like, screw your farm. We're building a highway here. Yeah, we know that people are saying this is intentional. We don't know what sort of revenge is happening. We can only have an educated guess, and it's probably something like that, like, screw your house. We're putting a highway here. So they're like, oh, really? Oh, yeah? We're going to destroy the entire country. We're just going to burn your office down then. See ya. You know?

I mean, this is them trying to get rid of the company that makes the highways. And it's a state company, right? So you're seeing more ruination. Chinese people kind of rising up and saying, well, if everything's going to hell, then burn it all down. Yep. You're seeing that in factories here in Guiyang, Guizhou. So this is the love of the country again. Intentional arson burning down their workplace because they're not getting paid.

It's revenge time. This particular factory you see behind us here is in Guangdong. It's a shoe factory. Yes. And apparently there was another wage dispute. We talk about this often. But the thing is, they were refused their wages and 10 minutes later, the place burned down to the ground. 10 minutes later. So it's like, okay, you're not going to pay us. And within 10 minutes of them saying they're not going to pay them,

The place caught fire. I think it's necessary to keep pointing this out. If they just keep playing it Yeah, if this happened right we just showed you multiple ones so far Yeah, if this happened in the US were a major industry this happened on the 23rd a couple days ago Yes, right if this happened, yeah Yeah, five days ago, right?

If this happened in America, where a major industry in a major city in a high population area, the worker said, we're going to burn down whatever factory, Reebok or whatever, right? And it would be international news. It would. Where is this on the news? It's not. Right? China blocks it because...

Everyone just has to see this perfect vision of China, Chongqing with a train going through the building and the flashy lights or whatever. And they're like, China is great in advance. Nothing bad ever happens in China. But lots of bad things happen in China. More bad things happen in China than in most other countries. It gets covered up.

you know? Yeah. It's just nuts to me that you can do millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars in damage, right? Yeah. Doesn't make the news. Happens again the next day and the next day and the next day. In fact, we can map out the entire country. The industry and manufacturing is getting set on fire on purpose. The road companies are getting set on fire on purpose. Government offices are getting set on fire on purpose. People are rising up and trying to destroy the country because they are not getting compensated. That's true.

That's right. China is going bankrupt. Yeah, there's a massive problem with the economy. But of course, they can't let anyone see that. And that's why you don't know about this. And nobody knows about this. It's funny because I'll read articles on,

Usually op-eds, right? But op-eds on major outlets. Major outlets usually do a pretty good job with China news, but op-eds will say, oh, China's investable again. Is it? Is it? It's the same people that make their snap judgments on China by reading CGTN or something. Or someone sends them an Instagram link.

That's the reason why they don't want this news to spread. The reason why they suppress our channel and the reason why they block this and censor this news from getting out of China is because they want people to think that China is a good investment right now because they need the money desperately. Yes, that's a good point. That's actually a really good point. That's one of the main reasons they do that. That's one of the main reasons they pay so much for these influencers to go do the 22nd floor bullshit. It's because you can't stop

this, right? You can't stop this pure anarchy that's destroying China. But what you can do is block the news about it and then pay a bunch of white people to go to China and say, look, it's actually better than America. Because, yeah, you see this scene right here? Yeah. They'll go film in that shiny part down there. It's a good analogy. Yeah. But they won't show the burning part. No. It's right there. It's right there in front of you, right? Exactly. But when you go, you'll get out the high speed rail at that shiny place. Yeah.

And you'll walk around there and you'll be like, China is great and amazing. Just over the river, it's like crappy, horrible factories with forced labor or terrible working conditions that are catching fire because they're not getting their wages paid. They can't send their money to their hometown in those villages we just showed you where they have to go now rob people's wedding cards. Exactly. The reality of the situation in China is that things are very grim. And you're not hearing that anywhere.

Correct. That's a crime. That's not okay. Also, just look at this, all the ramshackle, horrible, like, what do you call them? Dormitories, basically. Yeah, the dorms. Dormitories for factories and stuff over here where the actual people live and work hard compared to that shiny, fantastic,

facade area that's there for showing off. Yes. And where the rich people live, you know what I mean? Yes. And where all the sort of touristy areas are and the downtown walking streets and all those things. Jay says, this is fine meme on the whole country. Yeah, exactly. Classic. Yeah, this is fine. Yeah. Sitting there with a coffee. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, this is just happening so often right now. Yeah. And it's nuts that, I don't know, it's not just nuts that people are reporting. It's nuts that it's happening. Sure. You know, it's bad when entire industries are not getting paid, right? Yeah. And it's funny in China, you know how we saw this with COVID? Yeah.

When China would want to block the news about it and let it spread around the world and the whole world went into turmoil and everything, right? And they kept saying, no, no. And they blamed the next country. Oh, it's Italy. Oh, it's blah, blah. Finally settled on them and blamed America because we hate America the most. Meanwhile, there were millions and millions of people dying in China of COVID, but they were blocking the news. You would go to jail if you talked about it.

Yeah. They would raid your house and kill your dog. What was their final amount of people that died from COVID? Like 8,000 or something. 4,000 or something. And a graph just plateaued. Right. It just reminds me of this, where you have all this stuff on. It's right there, right in front of you happening. Yes. And you can't tell anyone about it. No, you can't. And they don't do anything about it because they can't do anything about it until the last minute. If it does leak, they'll have some big crackdown and they'll raid everyone for gas in their house that starts these fires or something. Sure.

They have to wait until it's absolute like, what is it, like in the apocalypse. That's why, by the way, when you go to a gas station in China, you're not allowed to fill up a jerry can. Yes. Or any container. Yes. You're only allowed to put gas in your car. And these days you have to show your ID or your passport or whatever just to fill up with gas. Yeah. It's crazy. Can you imagine having to do that in the U.S. or whatever? People would go ape.

Yeah, imagine you are first of all not allowed to fill up anything other than your car. But before that, you have to walk into the place, show your driver's license or your ID. It must be valid. They run it through the computer. They don't just look at it. And then they log exactly how much gas you've used. Yes. Why? Because people are setting the entire country on fire.

You have to regulate gas in people's motorcycles because people are setting the country on fire. Yeah, not just motorcycles, in any vehicle. Yeah. And, I mean, it's deeper than that because...

The camera's everywhere. So they log your license plate, the vehicle you're driving, what time you're there, how much gas you filled up, what octane of gas you filled up, everything. Yeah, that's a good point. So it's, you know, if they see you coming to another gas station like the next day to fill up again, then they know something's weird. It's Joe, the H-O-U. Exactly. He must have siphoned that off to make Molotov cocktails or whatever. It's kind of crazy.

The funny thing is we thought it was like over-regulation to do that kind of stuff. But it's true. It's actually happening. It's coming to fruition. Yeah. Even after those laws, right? Yeah. It's insane. So, yeah. Apparently, I never heard of siphons. Yeah. Well, I mean. They know siphons, by the way. It's a dumb law. Yeah, exactly. Now, it doesn't only pertain to this. I want you to pay attention to this clip here. Okay. I'm going to pause it. I paused it right where the thermal runaway began. Okay.

Electric cars are terrifying. Okay. Sure, they're safe to a certain point. But the unfortunate thing is that if something goes wrong with an electric car's battery pack, it's way worse than any gasoline-powered car. Oh, it's so scary. Because you have thermal runaway. So I just wanted to show you this quickly because we're going to move on from the normal anarchy. Yeah. And we're going to move on to something called Anarch EV. Ah, I like your plan. Word. Yes. Okay. So let's take a look. This is thermal runaway. Oh!

And they look at Jets and Jets out. Wow. If you're standing there, you're literally toast. Yep. It's time for NRTV. That was today. That was the Play the South look at it. Yeah. This is all from like this week basically. Yeah, this month. Everything in here is from this month. EVs, man. Yeah. It's scary when they're poorly made.

Oh that's the RPG. That's what I tell the stories about. Sky Don't Lie. Even without this pollution. And the flames. Oh yeah. Is he always directing? He's like the bringer of doom. It's a joke. Yes. Maybe not though. He can teleport. Yes.

Look at these, yeah. Oh, the whole, yeah, see, they often catch each other up. Oh, absolutely.

But as you can see, there's a lot of Anarch EV going on. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad you put that in there. That's interesting. Okay, so the Mystic... Are you guys ready? Yeah. Come on, the coordinates. Let's have a look. All right, pause it. So what do we got here? What did you find? So a subscriber sent this to me. Sent me a DM and he's like, listen, I was looking into some, you know, virology labs or, you know, like...

biochemical labs in China. Don't be like me. Don't be like me. Don't be the next me. And he was like, I came across this, which is bizarre. Yes. Some people found it. John found it. So if you take a look, the building... Okay, we'll look closer and better. It looks like Swift found it as well. Yes, SourceRx too. But if you take a look, the buildings spell out antibody.

Which is really kind of bizarre. Look at the building. Yeah. So if you turn your head to the side. It says antibody. I got a better picture. The building says antibody. So anyway, I'm like, okay, what is this place? I was like, this is really weird. But not only antibody, if you look down there, it also says like,

TCG or something. We'll get to that later. I've got a better clip. So I'm like, okay, let's see if we can get a street view. Now, Baidu has a street view just like Google Maps because they copy everything from Google Maps. But it's sanitized. It's sanitized. And as you can see, none of the roads here support street view. Okay. All right. So look, there's nothing there. This is cool. So I was like, okay, let's zoom out. What have you found?

What are the subscribers? Yeah, exactly. It's very interesting. So I was like, where can we do street view around here? The closest street view is like ages away. Take a look down there by the coast. And you can only go in that little circular... Wow, they blocked off the whole area. The whole area is completely blocked off from street view. So you can't see what's going on. Sky don't lie. It looks like crap as usual. This is Anhui, huh? Yes, in Anhui. So...

Yeah, I was like, this is really, really interesting. So I'm like, let's see, because usually you can click on a building and it gives you some pictures. I feel like China's not going to like this. Probably not. They usually don't like when we look in a virology lab. Yeah, exactly. It's not fantasy, guys. I don't know if you know. If you know, you know. Yeah, so anyway, you know, usually you can click on a building and it kind of gives you some information on body maps. So I'm like, okay, let's try. All right.

It's got one review with one four-second video. Okay. Let's look at it. That's it. That's creepy. It's like Silent Hill. Like, what demons are they making in there, dude? Yeah. What is it called? Well, that's the most intriguing thing is it's the Beida, which means Peking University. So it's a satellite of Peking University's biology lab. Yeah, okay. Take a look. This is on Google Maps. You can see it much clearer, okay? Yeah.

What they've done is it looks like they've taken perhaps the raised car. Look at that. That's crazy. Yeah, the car parks maybe and made them into this thing that says antibody. You know, the top almost looks like it might be some sort of symbol or...

It's not Chinese, is it? No, it's not. But here's the thing. It's called the Peking University Beida Unnamed Biological Pharmaceutical something or other. I thought it was virology lab. Yeah, something along those lines. I forget the exact terminology. But the fact it's called Weiming, which means unnamed or yet to be named, basically, which is kind of interesting. It's very, very, very, very interesting. Yeah. So...

You've got this unnamed lab, okay? Yes. That's connected to the Beida, the Peking University. It's the Peking University Weiming. Which means unnamed. Which means unnamed. Biopharmaceutical Industrial Park. Yes, Biopharmaceutical Industrial Park. That's what I was looking for. That's a little sus. Sounds so sus. By the way, this might not be at all. We just think it sounds sus. It's cool what they did. It's interesting that it says antibody, and then down here it's like...

AW something maybe? And then TCG. Yeah. What could this place be? It's weird. Yeah, what a good find, by the way. Thank you for saying that. Yeah, that's a cool one. This is like, it's mysterious. Now there's this mysterious building which says antibody. Like a biopharmaceutical technical. The unnamed. I just love that it's unnamed. Yeah, it's unnamed. The unnamed biopharmaceutical industrial complex. Yeah. Sounds like something that a tankie would say. Yeah.

It's yet to be named. It's the biopharmaceutical industrial complex. Yes. Yeah, it does. It does. Yes, exactly. Peking University branch of the unnamed biopharmaceutical industrial complex. Anyway. It looks like ATCG is genetic code.

Oh, interesting. That makes sense. Maybe. So it's genetic. Could be. Genetics. What are they doing? Are they making like chimera monkeys? Now, who knows? They're probably just doing the next COVID, you know? That's what happens in these places. Don't say that. I'm just saying, that's just an educated guess, you know? I don't think it's a virologist. Probably not. It's a biotechnical pharmaceutical. Biopharmaceutical. That's right. Yeah, that means... Remember when I did that video on...

DNA-based bioweapons that China was working on? You just never know. Do you think they might... Remember, they're trying to target Americans and ethnic races based on their DNA to actually use technical weapons to shut down populations? Maybe they're doing it in an unnamed biome. I was about to say, if you're going to be researching... They're antibody. They want to kill the body. They're antibodies. You know? I want to quote one of the quotes from their term paper. Sure.

way the PLA put this out People's Liberation Army wouldn't it be more it was something like wouldn't it be more humane wouldn't it be so civil if we targeted people on direct DNA instead of just like killing people with guns yes and wouldn't you would you say by the way wouldn't

wouldn't you say you would probably do that in an unnamed facility? Like you said, I just think it's kind of bizarre that they would make this building like this. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. It's weird. It's a mystery. We thought we'd present the mystery to everyone. Maybe people can do some digging and figure out exactly what goes on. It could be completely harmless. Yeah. It could be completely innocent. It's interesting. It's got an interesting name. It looks cool. Yeah. Wayming.

They're yet to be named. Yes. Shall we get into the news? Sure. Okay. Let us do the news. Okay. A couple of things we want to cover today. It's Worldview, where we talk about everything in the world, specifically with regards to China. Some people are saying it's a university for F's sakes. It could be. It could very well be. Yeah, it could be. But it's not. It's Beida, just means the Peking University. It's kind of like when you have...

A branch of MIT that does something. It'll be like the MIT lab of monkey science. Exactly. In the hills of Wisconsin. There's actually a lot of university satellites in China that work for the PLA. Yes. So you have to keep that in mind. Nothing that's bad. It's not the university. That's in Beijing. Yes. Viral photo makes puppy mountain in China an instant sensation. Man, a Shevitz. I can tell you how many people sent me this.

All right, guys. It looks like... Let's pause. Let's enjoy it. Does it look like a dog? Yeah, yeah. It's cute. It's like a puppy mountain. However, the pollution does not look very nice. Sky don't lie. Nobody pays attention to that. I think that's probably what we should look at. The puppy actually died. It's a dead puppy. It's a dead puppy from the breathing in that pollution, dude. Look at it. It literally is like...

It just collapsed. That's sad. It's a dead puppy from pollution. That sucks. I'm sorry that we had to rain on your parade, guys. Yeah, exactly. Trying to show a good positive piece of news there. Yeah, exactly. What's this? This is interesting. Mm-hmm. Cyabra is a company that goes out and finds misinformation and disinformation based on fake accounts. Fascinating company. Yeah. Been looking into them for a while now. Yeah.

What they do is they'll find the genesis of where our propaganda piece started. Because China, particularly China, likes to use fake accounts to push stuff. And oftentimes it ends up being something horrible, like the Hawaii fires misinformation thing, like that kind of stuff. In this case...

They were looking into the DeepSeek hype. Oh, yeah, DeepSeek. It looked so state-coordinated to us when they pushed that. Everybody remembers DeepSeek, which was this AI sensation that came out of China that caused NVIDIA's stock to plummet like trillion dollars or something stupid like that, 600 billion. I can't remember. A lot of money. And it was overnight. Like overnight, suddenly everybody was talking about it, which is unnatural. Yes. Because it wasn't even great.

It's actually worse than most other AIs. I did a whole video on it called Deep Seek is Absolute Trash. Tell you what, probably the second most attacked I've ever been in my life. Oh, my goodness. Because right now, China is putting Deep Seek into everything. And what I can say is what they're saying is like, this is our big hope. This is how we can take over the world is with this Deep Seek thing. So what they did was they, we suspect it was a coordinated state effort to pump out tons of fake accounts since I ever tracked this.

they found all these fake accounts of fake profiles that pumped out deep seek right when it was like kind of the psyop on american public to be like america's doomed it's all done deep seek took over america let's let's read this tldr a coordinated network of 3388 fake profiles strategically promote a deep seek employing tactics that suggest potential involvement by the chinese government 15 of the profiles discussing deep seek on x were fake

Double the usual number of fake accounts on social media and generated 2,158 posts and comments. 44.7% of those fake profiles were created in 2024, aligning with the timing of DeepSeek's launch. It shows you China does such dirty shit. And I'll tell you, for lack of better words, like they do...

Why would they need... If it was good, if it didn't have nefarious purposes, why do you need to make thousands of fake profiles to push this? And what happens is these big crypto accounts and all these other crazy accounts that just pick random news that's going viral will spread this misinformation. Yes, exactly. So there is a huge tactic here. You read the TLDR. You kind of get the idea. But the...

You can look it up. Try to see if Cyber put this out. The inauthentic accounts promoting DeepSeek were not operating independently. In fact, it was a coordinated network working in sync, actively pushing positive narratives to amplify DeepSeek's hype, creating the illusion of widespread...

excitement and adoption through thousands of posts, comments and shares. Those fake profiles had a massive impact on social discourse. On February 3rd, the day of the peak activity, fake profiles generated 2,158 posts in a single day. You know what sucks? What?

Everything sucks. We put something like this out, right? We talked about it. You know what we said? We said, when this started coming out, we're like, this is probably a state psyop. This is probably way overhyped. Yes, it always is. Remember in my Deep Sea video, I went through about 10 scams that China's promoted and said it's the America's doom, China's just won. By the way, another one that they tried recently was that China has found a vaccine for cancer.

What? Or diabetes. Was it? Yeah. China cured diabetes and made a vaccine for cancer.

And that'll be proven wrong too. Obviously, it's rubbish. But they tried very hard for the, I think it was the diabetes one. And all the shills were trying to push it out, but it was just nonsense. Of course. And that's what we have here, right? That nuclear battery? Yes. DeepSeek is a security threat. You should never install it. It's freaking dangerous. It's sending data to ByteDance and the CCP, right? It steals all your data. Yes. It's horrifying, right? Now, this push to get- By the way, Marvel Rivals-

What? When you're buying skins, you're funding the PLA. No way. Pretty much. Wow. It's a Chinese company. They fired like...

I think a lot of their Seattle stuff or something recently, but think about it. It's a Chinese company. When you're buying skins and making Spider-Man have an extra move or something, that money is going to China. So potentially it's funding the PLA. Oh, potentially it's funding the PLA. It's going to China. Yeah. Just so you know. My point is we call this out and we'll say it's overhyped. And then people get on our case and they go, you know what? No, this is actually amazing. It's open source. You're a liar, you know, blah, blah, blah. You're just bitter, all this kind of stuff, right? Yeah.

And then it comes out and these companies do God's work and they prove that the hype was inauthentic. Yes. There was a directive behind it. If it's good and if it's real and if it's truly revolutionary, why did a government need to make a PSYOP of thousands of accounts to push out misinformation hype about it? Why? Yeah.

And again, we're right again. We're right over and over again about all this stuff because China's a bullshit country that lies about shit. Land of shortcuts and facades. It's a lie. And that's the thing. They're very effective. Look, it affected the US stock market. Yes. A lot of people lost money because of this. We tell people to chill out and they don't listen. It's smoke and mirrors. And every time China comes out with some breakthrough, every single time it's been proven to be BS. Yes.

Like the whole stem cell thing that they claimed they had? BS. Anyway, over here, it's quite important to take a look. Another tactic, fake profiles employed to maximize exposure was engaging with high visibility posts from authentic profiles. Okay. And this is something that we noticed with just shills in general as well, is when you get a thing about Chongqing or something that's posted on Twitter, like, oh, cyberpunk city of the future.

You get tons of engagement boosting it. And it's the Chinese government artificially boosting it. And again, it sucks that the Chinese government is allowed to be on Twitter or X. And it sucks that they're allowed to manipulate it like this. Why is that allowed?

Yeah, exactly. The citizens aren't allowed to. No, but they do the same on YouTube. Yeah, they do. That's why you see such a huge boost of pro-China content on YouTube these days. And they're shutting us down. Yeah. It's literally this is what they do. They use these underhanded tactics. Yes. And they game the system. Yeah. And then somehow we just allow it. And they mass flag videos and stuff and report us for doing sexual crimes or something in a video that's about...

breakfast cereal, you know, and it, because of the automated systems, they'll shut it down or they'll throttle it or whatever. You know what I mean? They do this nonsense stuff. So anyway, this is just again, proof.

The people get duped too easily by China and these like underhanded tactics. It's absolutely horrible. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, you can read through that. Look it up. Have you got the link in the description? I don't think so. Okay. You can just Google it. Yeah. Yeah. Taiwan detains Chinese crew ships suspected of cutting undersea cable. This is... What a surprise.

This is very frustrating. This gross-looking rusty Chinese ship was hanging over the cable the whole time, one of the undersea cables near Taiwan, which, of course, connects its internet to the world and to another island. And the Taiwanese Coast Guard kept warning them, saying, please move away from your over our cable. Please move. But they loitered there, and they've got lots of these rubbish ships loitering over the cables right now in Taiwan. Mm-hmm.

And so it was loitering back and forth over the cable. Yeah. And then they caught it cutting the cable. Yes. And then they're like, screw you. Okay, finally, screw you. You know what? We told you to get out of here. So they actually grabbed the ship. How many cables is China cut now across the world? And we're still allowing it? Yeah, they love doing that. They do. Remember they patented the cable cutter? Yeah, the cable cutting thing.

You found that patent. Yeah, why would they patent it? Surely you should just keep it secret. Well, they did it back in the day. Yeah, exactly. I mean, here's the thing. Remember last time we actually put out like a service announcement for the PLA and for the Chinese government on how to use anchors and understand anchor alarms and stuff? I remember that, yeah. I think they haven't paid attention yet. They haven't. They keep cutting cables. Yeah. I mean, is this not very close to an act of war? That is an act of war. You're severing communications of a country.

You know what I mean? But you know what the response was after the ship was confiscated? China's defense ministry warns Taiwan, we will get you sooner or later. But that's not the fun part, okay? Because where does that quote come from? Go to the next slide, and I just want to show you the seriousness of it. Well, read the subtext. Threats after Taipei announces bigger military drills appear to mirror a line from children's film Nejatu.

And so this is the defense minister I want to show you. Okay. This guy said, we warn the DPP authorities that holding back the tide with a broom will only end up in self-destruction. Bro quoted Neja 2, the children's movie. Yeah. You know, this, this one, this, this, I, I, can I just say something? I haven't seen number two, but I did watch number one with my wife way back when it came out and I thought it sucked. Yeah.

I'm sorry, but it was really bad. It sucked. I couldn't... I was like... I wanted to physically throw up. Everyone keeps freaking glazing this movie. Well, obviously. It's the highest grossing animated film ever, but only in China. Yeah, exactly. I mean, they... If you want to know about this movie, it's one of those nationalist pride things. So everybody went to see it. You had like...

wealthy Chinese people buying thousands of tickets and giving them out for free just to get people in the cinemas. It's one of those where they've flubbed the numbers. It's not normal. People didn't go watch it because they wanted to. I mean, many did. But the numbers aren't there because of natural causes. You know? It's land of shortcuts and facades. There's a lot of inflated numbers. But it's a massive big hit around China, so much so that the defense minister or whatever is using it to threaten Taiwan. That's the...

I almost said a different word. That is the lamest thing I have ever heard in my life. Imagine you're the defense minister of the biggest army in the whole world, the biggest military in the world. That's why we came up with this. And you quote, it's like if NATO said, the important thing is that we stick together. I agree with that. Yeah, that's a Buzz Lightyear quote. I agree with that. If NATO came out with that. Can you imagine that? But they wouldn't. They're professionals. Yes, they wouldn't. Professional, respectable people. Wouldn't quote a freaking animated CG movie. You just wouldn't.

even though I agree with this. Yeah. We should stick together. I agree. Absolutely. I think NATO's fantastic. It's a good organization. Yeah, I mean, like, it's absolutely crazy. Or, it's like, I don't know. The US government says, there's a snake in my boots. Yeah, there's a snake in my boots. Exactly, with the snake.

You know what I mean? Yeah, it's so dope. Anyway, this is a great thing. Yeah. A good Trump move here. Directs CFIUS to restrict Chinese investments in key areas. I want to read this real quick. Yeah, this is about time. This is good. Yeah. This is a committee on foreign investment in the United States as to restrict investments from China's strategic sectors. Trump signed the memorandum on Friday...

And the national security presidential memorandum calls for using this panel to scrutinize proposals by foreign entities to buy companies of property in the U S to limit investments from China in areas in including technology, critical infrastructure, healthcare, agriculture, energy, and raw materials. That's fantastic. It's about time. Yes. Let's stop funding the PLA. Let's get the Chinese government out of key industries. Yeah. Okay. Good stuff. Um,

Trump plans for tariffs on Mexico and Canada for Tuesday while doubling existing 10% tariffs on China. You know the first time, the first 10%, China was like, meh, right?

Second 10%? I like to watch response. China's response to second 10% is getting real mad. Good. China's getting real mad. I think we need another 10%. Let's keep piling those up. Every week. Come on. Let's have another 10% every week. Let's do this, guys. In Trump time, right? Every day. Trump's like one year of a normal president is like one week in Trump time. Let's do it every day. How about every day? 10% a day until it's 100%.

Anyway, guys, it's time for our Q&A. It's Friday. So I would like to implore each and every one of you out there to relax. It's time to loosen the tie. If you have a nice cold beverage or a nice hot beverage, depending on who you are and where you are, enjoy it. It's time for us to answer questions. It is. And you can question our answers. Yes.

Oh, and by the way, if you're not watching live, you're not watching on the weekend, we bid you adieu. Stay awesome. But for the rest of you, let's get stuck in. I love this. This is Yamcha. This segment of the China show is brought to you by the upcoming historical drama film called Shanghai Meltdown, based on a true story about Shanghai's great ice cream war of 2023 starring Dear Wong, Mason, and Rick. Nice. You know, there's like some modern warfare game or something that I played like a long time ago. What is it? It's one of those games.

Where you actually like you're in Shanghai and like Shanghai like is under attack and you running around like attacking the PLA and stuff.

But it was like way before you couldn't talk about China or show China in a negative light. It's interesting. I can't remember which game it was. I remember. It was like Call of Duty. It was one of those. I can't tell any of those games apart. They're the same. They're all the same. What are they like? Medal of Honor? Yeah, yeah. Call of Duty. Battlefield. I just remembered there's one of them where you get to do this whole thing in Shanghai. And it's kind of interesting. Yeah.

Yeah, I remember you telling me about that. I actually vaguely remember that. I never played those games. I mean, if you can do it in other cities, have them in New York. I think it's only fair. Yeah, why not? Like the division, it's like New York's all destroyed and walking around. It was Battlefield 4. Battlefield 4? Read the chat, dummies. Tweedle, I did. Okay, there we go. Battlefield 4, interesting. Skyscraper Destruction. SamuVJ, plot twist. They are cardboard made.

Okay. I was saying from earlier in the show. Muscle. Carl, thank you very much. Flirt with poker face. That's very generous of you. Thank you very much for that. Thank you. That's amazing. I really appreciate it. I mean, times are tough these days. Mm-hmm.

If you definitely, by the way, if you really can swing it, I think you'll love Xiaoban Ho. I think you'll love that show. Yes. We've got China in the 90s as our topic for Monday. Yeah. We're going to be talking about what China was like in the 90s with stories from our wives and things like that. We'll be playing footage, real footage from China in the 90s. Yes. It's going to be fun. Antibody ATCG. Ah, you figured it out.

Thank you very much. Megatron S says, why do the coordinates spell antibody from the air? Exactly. I mean, that's the mystery. I want more of those creepy mysteries. Yeah, that's super fun. And again, thank you so much. You know who you are. And we'll follow up if we ever figure out what that stuff is. Yes.

It's the unnamed or yet to be named bio-industrial complex. Let's see. You know what I mean? Bio-pharmaceutical. Yeah, but it's sus, dude. It's a little sus. It's super sus. It's a little sus. They freaking said antibody. Like, I don't know. There's something weird about that. Oliver Klosoff says, Tony Hawk's son Michael came out in support of Tibet. Do you think it's right for Mike Hawk to explode like that? Shout out for Mike Hawk. Absolutely. Oh, I just said Mike Hawk. Ha ha ha.

They get you all the time. I can't believe you fell for that. Well, I didn't pick up on it either so far. That was really good. Well done. Well played, sir. Well played. You got me again. Son of a... It's too good. It's too good. Sorry. I needed that. All right, let's move on. Good game. Good game, sir. GG, GG. Free Tibet. Yeah.

It's embarrassing. It's twice in a row now. It's funny, though. Twice in a row. Yeah, it's really funny. I really gotta, like, use my brain power to read ahead a little bit. Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Anything that says Mike. Shit. Anything that says Mike. People are gonna clip that out. It's so bad. And that's gonna get spread around. Please. Please do. No. Alright. Yeah, sorry. Let's carry on. Son of a bitch.

Andrew Thorson, wait, am I on the 22nd floor? My whole world has been thrown into turmoil. I know, right? They act like they didn't know. Yeah, I know. You know you're on the 22nd floor. That's why you went there. That's why they told you. They were like, go here. Yes, it's like, here's your list of things to do and say. Go down those escalators, you know? Seamilk is too trusting of the chat. Yes.

Flirt with a poker face with another one. Thank you very much. Flirt with a poker face. Wow, that's incredibly generous. Every day I have a drink and I love watching you guys. Cheers. Awesome. I wish I was healthy enough to have one of those drinks and watching this wonderful show. I'm still feeling a bit under the weather, but you know what? Screw it. I'm definitely going to have a beer or two or three or four. Good stuff. Depends.

By the way, I bought that sticker on accident. Oh, well, I have more money for you. Thank you very much. Thanks. So nice of you. Dragon Hill says, Ben got fat. Yes. Sorry. I was needed to do the hand-drawn names for the Wheel of Foshan, but Ben is too thin. Ben is still here in the office. It's around here.

Joe says, this message steals all of Seamilk's pig bay protections he never uses. It's preposterous. Oh, good. Here it comes. Here it comes. Here it comes.

By the way, you can charge pen with pig bay protections, which I can use to cancel pig bays, but apparently you can pay money to remove charges. Yeah, so there you go. So this currently has zero charges. Zero charges, okay. It's like a wand. It's a wand. Some Josh saying, y'all, I did the math. If an 8D city gives you the 22nd floor, then 69 floors gives you, are you sitting down? 25D. Wow, that's good math, bro. Josh, you figured it out. 29D city, man. This is not 25D.

25D, sorry. It's all good. Trust the math. Abjitamedhi says from Thailand, our government just sent back 40 Uyghur people to China. Yeah, kind of disgraceful. We're actually going to cover that. Thank you for bringing that up. Yeah, disgraceful. Tick that off as another China-friendly country that you can't go to if you're a China dissident. I wouldn't go to Thailand. Nope. Bye-bye. Sorry, Thailand. You're done. You know, I've been there. Yeah.

You know what sucks? You know why this is important? For North Koreans and for Uyghurs, when they run away through China, they end up having to go through Laos or Burma where they will get deported back and then China will kill them or whatever, right? In North Korea and whatnot.

If you make it into Thailand, that's your sanctuary state. So then you can get deported to a different country. Yeah. So you can be safe, right? You can go get refugee status somewhere. Now, all those, those are all choke points now. Yeah. Sucks. Horrible. Both for North Koreans and for...

for the Uyghurs it's unbelievable what's happened China's just a real I mean you guys don't believe me China is the most malevolent force in the entire world right now yeah also I mean you used to be able to sneak into Hong Kong but now Hong Kong belongs to China so there's nothing left you're screwed I reckon you can't even make it into Kazakhstan now you'll probably send you back too yeah you know what about Mongolia

Still good. Yeah. Mongolia is a free country. Yeah. It's also has very good relations with the West. Yeah. Great. That's, that's where you need to go. Yeah. Go to Mongolia guys. Yeah. If you, and he sounds funny. Cause like, Oh, when will I ever be in a position to give anyone that advice? We have had that position before. Yes. So it's crazy. Uh, Padragi says, where can I download that? I remember you song. Look up cartoon. Yes. Cartoon. I remember you. Anthony St. Says, Hey, I need my teeth cleaned. ABP song. Okay. All right.

That's still one of the stupidest things we've ever shown. That's pretty funny, though. And it's legit. It's not made up. Yes. It's not like a skit or something. It's real. That's real. Don't bring Israel into this. Finally got fed up with YouTube not sending me notifications when the China show is live, then I joined the Xiaoban Ho patron along with a Friday calendar reminder. Wow, thank you so much. The whole situation just felt preposterous. Thank you very much. We've been getting this out of control. It's preposterous.

So many of you, whether it's our videos, if they're about China, they're not getting notifications. Yes. If the China show is coming live, you're not getting notifications. Only a handful of you are reaching out saying, yes, I'm getting notifications. The other people are saying, I'm not getting them anymore. I stopped getting them three months ago. Yeah. And we don't know what's going on. Trying to figure it out. Exactly. So if you do care about getting the word out, consider joining us on patreon.com slash ADV podcast to support us. Yes. Yeah. Please do. And you also get a whole show. Mm-hmm.

Rabidmouse666 says, I freaking love this show. And you know what, Rabidmouse? We freaking love you. Yeah, really. Seriously. You rule. For spending money to say that, you absolutely rule. Awesome. Give him a soundbite. Okay. What are we going to do? He's got a good one.

You gotta understand. And you do. And you do. And that's why we're here. Yes. Yeah. Haunter says pool strips for drinking water. Pregnancy tests for pools. Yes. Yes. Yes. I love it. That's a great idea. Wonderful. Dude. Just take a pregnancy test, dip it in the pool and then like wait. You're good. Yeah. And you know if you can swim or not. Yeah, exactly. It's the same logic. It is. If it's positive, don't get in. You know what's funny is that if you told that to the Dutch dude that we, that, that

That did all that China shill stuff? He'd do it. You'd go, no, I think he'd go, that's ridiculous. You can't test a pool for pregnancy. He'd be like, then why'd you test drinking water with a pool strip? Exactly. Oh, man. Ferris wheel police? You gave him Ferris wheel police? Okay. No, I didn't. Grant says, you wouldn't believe this. Oh, yes, you can. A girl in Lesotho, South African...

I'm not reading that. Okay. That is dark. Okay. That is dark. Very dark. Is it? Yes. I'm not reading it. Let me see. What is it? Hmm.

Oh, yeah, that's really dark. That's too dark. Timothy Brown, do you guys know anything about the toll fee scam coming from China? Oh, yes, and we warned you guys about that. Be vigilant right now. There's also a ransomware thing to be worried about. Yeah, you get a thing on your phone from like the toll roads or from a toll road company that says, you know, you went on this road or something. Yeah, like EasyPay or something. Yeah, in California it was the toll roads or whatever. So it looks like something like that. I got one of those because I still have a California number.

Remember? Yes. So, you know, that's why I get this like, well, I definitely didn't go there. Right, right. You know what I mean? That's right. That was the other day. So don't click on those links, whatever you do. Do not click on those links. Yeah. If they have a link in your, you know, you get it in your SMS or your whatever you call them, these are your text. Don't click it. Yes. Because it's ransomware. I mean, it'll screw your phone up. It's a Chinese thing. It's very bad. It's Chinese sex. Yeah. Yes. Easy pay ones. There's all kinds of ones. Yeah. Don't do it.

It's official. Shilbroth has now been replaced with a pool of semen. You'll swim with me, okay? That's gross. You'll follow me, okay? That's so bad. Let's go to the pool. Oh, my goodness. Megatron says he... Oh, I can't.

Something about a joke about toothpaste. Okay. Dr. YouTuber, so maybe to counter mass murder, swimming in a pool of semen isn't such a bad idea. Oh, boy, guys. That's gross. Let's drop the spice you have to say. Sorry I had to say that. But, I mean, it's like the only logical thing I could think of. Like, that's the only way you could get pregnant in a pool. I think so. Well, other than doing the thing. Yeah, exactly. But you know what I mean, like by swimming in a pool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.

Dirk the Roy says, do you know guys who you guys remind me of? St. Pancras. Emperor Diocletian offered him power, money, women, and the riches of Rome. All he had to do was drink shill broth, but he refused and said, I serve Christ. Save awesome. And you know what? That's actually so, that's almost prophetic in a way, Dirk, because you don't understand probably. We've talked about St. Pancras. Yeah. St. Pancras Station. Yeah. And we accidentally called it St. Pancreas over and over again. Yes.

Because we weren't sure what a St. Pancras is, but thank you for... I didn't even know the backstory. I really like that. That's a great backstory. And that's so apt for us, for sure. Absolutely. I get to have a sip of the broth? No, thank you. I serve Christ. I serve... And whoever you serve, serve the good in this world. Serve morals and justice. Yeah, that's...

Truth, justice, and the best way. What's that quote from? It's always... Who does that? Someone's always going on about it. Like a TV show? Yeah. Truth, justice, and the American way. I like it. I like it. I can get behind that. Lane Kendall says, nothing important to discuss. Just wanted to say I appreciate your hard work, and I hope you boys keep doing this for a long time. Have a couple cold brews on me. We'll do one better. Thank you. And we will.

Double Slit. Thank you very much. I don't know about that. Gabriel Keens says, hey, you guys have some dubious names. I got to stop reading them so quickly. Yeah, exactly. Hey, gents. Here's my weekly Maotai stipend contribution. Appreciate it. Remember the Luckin Coffee and Maotai crossover? I mean, that was so ridiculous. And people were trying to pretend like it was...

It must be horrible, but you'll drink it, okay? Yeah. By the way, I've got footage of Solheim drinking shill broth. Remember? Oh, yes. He took a dip in the shill. No, it's the shill broth. Yeah, the shill broth through cheese. Yeah, dude. We'll show you. It's hilarious. Gan broth. Yeah, because he's posted some more garbage. So we'll put it together next time. Double says, hi, I knew I could comment before the 20-minute sub.

Okay. Seriously, these two should have a daily two hour chat, like a couple of morning, morning drive DJs would be such great chemistry. We, you know, it'd be really fun. Then we could actually slow down and talk about things more. Yeah. Um, I just don't know if the audience can, I don't know if the audience is there for like a more frequent show. We think once a week so far has been good. Yeah. We enjoy it. We have material for probably three shows a week.

Yeah, we could do that. See how it goes in the future. Right now it's a good Friday ritual and we have our Monday show anyway. We do, we do. Lads, this is an arson. Just happy state workers at their state-owned smoke manufacturing plants. After all, gray smoky skies to protect us from that harsh sunlight. That's true. I like it, PB, I like it.

Rich Rafferty R. writes, says, great job on the article, Matt Seamilk. Thank you. I read it right after last week's show. Thank you for reading that. Excellent. Yeah, go check out The Hill. I wrote an article on YouTube censorship. Yeah. Very good article. Thanks. Is opera...

Dragon Ellis says, is Opera Slay Flatcap? Opera Slay Flatcap. Yes. An evil fire deity. He's like, you know how they have this superstition in China about catastrophe? Careful. Careful. I'm just saying he may be the bringer of catastrophe. It may just be him. It's like every time there's a catastrophe, he's there. He's a parody, guys. Obviously. Obviously.

Uh, maybe not. Like, I think, you know, he might be bad luck is what I'm saying. It might be bad luck to the Chinese government. You might be right. Who knows? Yeah. In this superstitious world. He keeps showing their stupid fake propaganda all the time. He keeps embarrassing them. That is bad juju, isn't it? And he's always like ushering in disaster. Yeah. Just saying. Uh,

Bugga Off says, stumbled across a channel called Lay's Real Talk. Is she a reliable source of info? I think so. Yeah, reasonably reliable. And Old Crow says, POTUS just showed Zelensky some Chinese manners. Yeah. Yeah. That's not our show. That's not something we're going to get embroiled in right now. Let's show you something.

Dental Pregnancy Research Center from Megatron. Yes. Yeah. Doc's all thinking this is maybe ATCG, like the basis of DNA. That's correct.

So I'm just saying A, T, C, and G are... A, T, G, and C are the chemical base for DNA that doesn't make it less sus. Time to hide at Pig Bay. I think it makes it more sus. Yeah. Antibody, A, T, G, C. Now it's DNA. It's pharmaceutical research. Yes. Why would you make your building spell that out? It's kind of weird. It's kind of cool. I suppose. It probably looks like crap from the ground. You know what I mean? It's like, what's going on with this ridiculous... Like nothing is lining up here, you know? Yeah, that's true.

It's like turn left over there. It's like, what, where? I'm going down this weird, what, I'm on the sea now? Yes. Where am I, you know? Fomey117 says, I recently saw a music artist named Oliver Tree shill for the 22nd floor. Oh, yeah, we showed you. CCP is really trying hard to pull in tourists. It makes me irritate. It goes beyond tourism. Oh, dude, yeah. It makes me irritate. I'm in my shanty pick bag.

You know, we showed a little bit of an expose with all the big-name YouTubers that are definitely all shilling. But we've got a bigger thing to put together and announce to you concerning all of that stuff in the future. Yeah, in the future. In the future. Haunter1, you don't need to know that. Just you'll enjoy it when it comes. Yeah, yeah. I wonder if a DJI would let you fly a drone over that lab.

You're right. You know, that's the thing. They've taken off all the geofencing in America, but in China it's very strict. Isn't that weird? It's kind of weird. It's kind of weird, yeah. They're really pushing the final red lines of what they can get away with in the U.S. to just basically take over. Charles Womack says, it appears that a lot of people have been picking quarrels and provoking trouble. True. It's true. Usurp...

You sip for us as Hong Hong Hong, please and thank you. Oh yeah, that's been a while. I give you weight. To hell with you. And? I withdraw that.

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. On with the roll. On with the roll. Here we go. Some Josh thinks he's wanting two clips now. I'm so tired. I wanted that. You got to make these. Why do you refuse to make soundbites? Well, I made one today. I just didn't put it on the board yet. I'll give you one of these. Wait, where is it? I didn't see anything particularly intelligent around here. Okay. And now Winston's saying, I'm swimming in a pool of beep. Like, wow, so good. Testing 20, 70, 41.

Where's the wow so good? Wow, so good. As an AI researcher, DeepSeek is real. Its distillation technique is novel. That said, it was trained on Western data from open AI using smuggled GPUs. That's the point. That's what we're getting at. It's not like groundbreaking. They didn't make a new thing. They cheated. And then said that they'd done it all on their own. And that's what's annoying. And to upset the US economy.

Yeah, everybody was like, oh, they did it all by themselves. That's why. Yes, and then to get Americans to unmask, download it so they could steal all their data and use it in information warfare, which they're currently employing against the U.S. Where's the leadership? Leadership, please do something about it. China's already committing war against us right now. Thank you. Get off my soapbox. Chippy Weisk says, I think we should quote more Steven Seagal movies. Sure. Can you think of a good quote from a Steven Seagal movie? I cannot, no.

Yeah, a couple of good ones, you know, like he went off the rails and became like this ridiculous man. Yeah, he's just a ridiculous excuse for a man at the moment. But like his 80s stuff was pretty good. Above the Law was good. What else? Under Siege. The worst is, I'm sorry, I'm just going to read this. I'm sorry, but I already clipped the mic cock and posted it on X and tagged you both. That's funny. Good job. Anyway, yeah.

That said, Deep Seekers Sketch, only use air-gapped. Yeah, if you're going to run it, use it in a sandbox.

uh william watcher says uh hello from across the pond hello i just wanted to ask as matt mentioned top gear earlier in the pod would you guys consider doing a top gear style road trip if crowdfunded even if it wasn't in china yeah absolutely probably yeah yeah uh thanks i love we love top gear it's a great show yes yeah really good and the sequel is good too the what is the grand tour grand tour that's right yeah no the early top gear stuff was great i love that yeah

uh, technical dirt wig. Marvel rivals suspiciously has no development credits. It's because it's a Chinese company. It's NetEase, I believe. Oh, is it? Yeah. So it's, it's a Chinese company. We talked about it. You cannot like criticize Xi Jinping in the chat, you know, that's censored. So it's censored on behalf of the Chinese government. And when you pay for all your skins and junk like that, money's going to China. Yeah.

PB says, state media in 2016 said, Beijing-based SinoBioWay, Bantang Bioeconomical Experimental Zone. That doesn't sound the same. No. It's Beida. So it's Peking University...

Yeah, I don't think that's the same. Unnamed. Grover FD, what's happening with the three live fire exercises this week? One of Vietnam, one of Taiwan. They're pushing their luck with the coast of Australia, Taiwan. And Australia is just like, okay, daddy, please do it. No, no, no.

No, they're not. Yes, they are. They are not. Yes, they are. No, they're not. They had a harsh response. Yeah, they're like, oh, but we knew they would do it, like, or whatever, but they didn't. It was only a commercial pilot is the one who told them that it was happening. Yeah, unnecessarily harsh, I think. Yeah, maybe. We all need to back anyone being bullied. Oh, yeah, but you know how you do that is you, like, call people out when they're not being strong enough.

And Australia is not being strong enough. If someone starts unannounced live fire exercises off your coast very close by, you say, get the hell out of here, you piece of shit. You don't make excuses for them. You make like an emergency broadcast. Yeah, you don't make an excuse for them and be like, oh, it's okay. You know what I mean? Yeah, fair enough. Get tough.

You're the land of Crocodile Dundee. Yeah. You know what I mean? Philip says, some Chinese people believe you can get pregnant swimming. This explains very crowded beaches in the summer. Starfish hit. That's actually true. I didn't think about that. Where is it? There we go. Stupidest villain ever. That's great.

Toothy Brown, why are there two pounds of tape on every package from China? It takes me a good hour or two to open them. Oh, by the way, if you want to go insane, you hang out in those places like Hua Zhang Bei where they package the stuff. It's like...

Because it's loud. It's loud. It's really loud, and it's like relentless. The whole day, you just hear... Yeah, it sucks. Using it up, yeah. Jimmy Wee says, have you been following Jack Mehoff's posts on Instagram? He got you again. He got you again. I can't believe... Man, you are really falling for this crap today.

oh that was a good one i'm so i'm too regarded right now to read it's not as good as the first one but that was pretty good you guys are dirty rotten scoundrels oh that was funny okay two for two guys yeah two for two yeah all right good old buddies jack and mike exactly stay away from the jacks stay away from the bikes just

Ridiculous. This is what COVID does to your brain. You have brain fog right now. Maybe he start reading surnames. They say Mr. So-and-so. Good idea. You know what I mean? Yes. Mr. Wiesk, thank you very much. Usipra, love you guys for the facts that you spit. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. Robert Sanquist, Mr. Sanquist says, I don't know why, but I want to hear Pig Bay, please. Sure thing. We'll see.

They work. Didn't know they could be revoked until today, though. Yeah, it's true. Yuan says, you are handsome and true. Thank you very much. And you are too. You too. Pilgrim Media, what soft power can they do in a Trump world? I don't know what that even means. No idea. Plenty? They'll never stop. Quadric says, pancreas, lord of digestion. Yes. Saint of digestion. Saint of insulin.

Is that the, you know, like I had a friend who had St. Christopher in his car. It's like the Peyton Mercedes of travelers or whatever. So do you hang that medallion in your toilet then, in your bathroom? No, because Baker's is actually for insulin sugar. Oh, okay. So it's actually not really digestion. It kind of is. It's just sugar digestion, right? Maybe in your kitchen then when you're baking. Yeah. Yeah. And you reach for that sugar to put in your cereal. And you see that it's like, don't do it. Yeah.

Yeah. I like St. Pancras now, by the way. Yeah. Love that story. Such a cool story. Joe, hopefully Ballsack will stay away from and then send some coordinates. I'm just going to guess what those coordinates are.

Yes. Probably the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Steve, thank you very much. Eric C., donating to the Pork Bow Fun. Love the show. Thanks. Pork Bow's good. Yeah. Rick Rafferty, all right. What would you suggest for messaging other than SMS? Oh, this is asking for the whole audience. This is good. We talked about this earlier. If you had missed that episode, I believe the FBI recommended that everyone, if you're going to be, especially talking about anything serious...

or personal data and stuff, use either WhatsApp or Signal. Those two are end-to-end encrypted. Those should be used instead in lieu of using your SMS stuff. If you're on Apple, it's not too bad if you're using Apple messaging. If you're talking to another Apple user, just to be safe, WhatsApp and Signal are being recommended to being used for everyone right now.

Pilgrim, could you ever go back to mainland China? Absolutely not. No, not under this political climate. Oh, Cyprus, if you really want to know. Okay, I said your name right now. Love you guys. Keep spreading the good word from Tim Brandy. Xi Jinping, thank you very much. And that's it. That's it. Please go.

to patreon.com slash atvpodcast if you want to see what China was like in the 90s and a hundred something other shows. It's the best way to support us. It's half price right now. Get yourself locked in. We love you. We'll see you there. Yeah, absolutely. Again, thank you very much for joining us, guys, for this very important conversation we have every week. We hope you had some fun. Hope you learned something. Either way, have a fantastic weekend. We'll see the Shaban Ho-Hos on Monday and the Chubbs.

And, well, for the rest of you, we'll see you next week for the show. That's right. Have a good one, guys. Stay awesome. And I'm not going to cut myself off this time. Let's do it.