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Matt Levine: 我过去专注于解释复杂的金融结构,但现在,由于Elon Musk的影响和政治环境的变化,很多事情变得难以理解,规则也变得难以执行。GameStop事件以及当前的政治环境都使得深入研究某些金融事件的意义下降,规则的有效性也受到质疑。在Meme Stock时代,我虽然写了很多有趣的文章,但内心也感到沮丧,因为我感觉自己提供的只是笑话而不是有价值的见解。 在处理Bruce关于利用对冲基金洗钱的问题时,我指出,虽然这在小说中是一个引人入胜的情节,但在现实生活中,这种做法风险极高,因为监管机构会审查交易记录和审计报告。与Bernie Madoff的庞氏骗局类似,这种做法需要付出巨大的努力,并且容易暴露在监管的风险之下。 关于Andy提出的按需付费的独立理财建议服务,我认为这种模式难以盈利,因为服务提供者需要考虑营销、客户获取和时间成本。基于资产管理规模的收费模式对理财顾问来说更具盈利性,并能实现价格歧视。 虽然客户可能认为投资策略是最重要的理财建议,但实际上,税务规划、退休规划等其他方面也同样重要,而这些都需要理财顾问对客户的整体财务状况有全面的了解。 Katie Greifeld: 在讨论可可期货合约中可可豆质量问题时,我指出,期货合约中巧克力的质量问题可能源于仓库管理和市场供需情况。伦敦期货和纽约期货的 cocoa 价格差异,部分原因是伦敦的 cocoa 豆来自喀麦隆,质量被认为较低。 在讨论私募信贷ETF时,我指出,私募信贷ETF可能存在逆向选择问题,ETF管理者可能将预期表现不佳的贷款纳入基金。但State Street Global Advisors有能力评估Apollo放入ETF的资产,并拥有自主决定权,这在一定程度上缓解了这种风险。私募信贷ETF缺乏长期业绩数据,因此投资者需要关注潜在风险。

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This chapter explores the reasons behind the often-poor quality of chocolate found in warehouses facilitating futures contracts. It examines the discrepancies between the specified quality in contracts and the reality, highlighting the disconnect between the needs of chocolate makers and commodities traders. The discussion includes comparisons to other commodities like nickel and coffee.
  • Cocoa beans' quality varies significantly impacting prices on different exchanges.
  • Commodities warehouses prioritize the contract's deliverable, not the product's quality for end-use.
  • Examples from nickel and coffee markets illustrate similar issues with perishable and non-perishable goods.

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Hello and welcome to the Money Stuff Podcast, your weekly podcast where we talk about stuff related to money. I'm Matt Levine, and I wrote the Money Stuff column for Bloomberg Opinion. And I'm Katie Greifeld, a reporter for Bloomberg News and an anchor for Bloomberg Television. And today, it's a mailbag. Mailbag.

Dear listeners, just keep on sending in questions and it feels like it's about time. It also helps that I'm on vacation. We're recording this in the future, in the past. I don't know. On the slopes. Yeah, definitely. I am actively skiing right now. Remember we did an episode about Cocoa Futures?

How could I forget? I forgot a little bit, but I was so tickled by this question. Did we do an episode? Yeah, we did. We talked about Hershey. Sorry, I said, how can I forget? It's all coming back to me now. Matt lied. We have a question from Patrick who says, thanks to your podcast, I'm now obsessed with Chocolate Futures contracts.

I have a question about these chocolate warehouses that I just can't understand. Maybe you can help me. If they exist to facilitate futures contracts, why is the quality of the chocolate often bad? I thought futures contracts specified the quality of the chocolate in advance in terms of origin and grade. Is it not a flaw in the system that worse chocolate is being put in these warehouses? Thanks. I love that question. That's a good question.

I did some reporting. Did you go to a chocolate warehouse? Yeah. I went to Bloomberg Intelligence when I have like a niche question about a topic I know very little about. I'm going to read this out loud. Sure. I got this email and I read it really quickly. So I haven't thought deeply about this.

So, hello. You're completely right. Contracts would specify the quality and origin of cocoa beans, and this is the reason why cocoa really doesn't have one single price, but several that reflect these differences. So to illustrate this from a higher-level perspective, at the end of last year, the ICCO published a report noting that the price difference between London Futures and NY was due to London having more beans from Cameroon, which are perceived to be of lower quality. Now, because cocoa...

is a soft. Maybe there is some scope for exchanges to hold lower quality or just mismanage inventories. Don't really know to what extent this is happening now. I'll leave a quote quite popular among cocoa market participants. Quote, when there is a lot of cocoa, all cocoa is crap. When there is no cocoa, all crap is cocoa. Oh dear, I hadn't read that first. That's really funny. It's a great episode title if we can do it. All crap is cocoa.

That is so interesting. I guess I haven't really thought about it before, that when you take a look at commodities such as this and you think about the different prices on different exchanges, I have never thought that maybe the quality in this case of cocoa explains the difference.

Yeah. Because with oil, I mean, I don't really think about the quality of oil, but it makes sense that there's... I don't, because I don't think about that. But it makes sense that cocoa... Light sweet crude versus... Yes, true. Sour crude, et cetera. Yeah. I mean, I read about this a lot. Like, if you're a chocolate maker, you want cocoa to put into chocolate. And like, if your chocolate bars taste bad, that's bad for you. If you're a commodities futures warehouse, you need...

cocoa to be the underlying deliverable for the commodity futures since you put that in the warehouse. But you don't expect that most people trading the futures will take delivery of the cocoa. And so there's a little bit more of a disconnect. You specify a grade and everything, but it's a little bit less important that the cocoa tastes good if it's mostly being used as a substrate for commodities futures contracts than if you're actually just putting it directly into chocolate bars. And so there are a couple of examples of this.

From the not chocolate market, which my very favorite is that in the nickel market. Yes. There's a warehouse, put nickel in it, you trade futures on the nickel. Nickel is kind of non-perishable. And so like you never really have to take the nickel out of the warehouse. And so it just sits in the warehouse for years. And at some point someone discovered that some nickel that JP Morgan owned was

Not because it was like J.P. Morgan and Nickel, because they happened to take delivery on the futures contract. The Nickel in this warehouse that J.P. Morgan owned was actually a bag of rocks. And it was fine. Who cares? They never took it out. They never made anything with it. It was just a bag of rocks and the thing. But once you discover it's a bag of rocks, you can no longer use it to trade Nickel futures. But until then, it doesn't matter. You're not building anything. But the other great example is coffee futures. Yeah. In the coffee market, coffee is like cocoa, perishable.

And so there are rules about like quality of the coffee that goes into the coffee warehouses. One of the rules is like, you can't leave it there forever, right? Because it's perishable. And so there's an age penalty where like you get paid less if you deliver old coffee. But it used to be that you could take your older beans off the exchange and then resubmit them for a new round of certification and get rid of the age penalty. So the beans are so like abstracted that like,

taking them out and putting them back in makes them fresh new beans again. Wow. Which is not how like actual coffee brewing works, but for Commodities Futures, it's fine. It's good enough. And they changed that rule. So like now you have to have something fresher coffee. That would be a disgusting cup of coffee. I mean, yes. Like I think coffee probably you could go. I don't know. I have pretty high standards. You have? Okay, fine. You would not drink? No. Commodities Futures exchange coffee. I probably would just for a start. I mean, if I was...

Dying, perhaps. That would be kind of fun. I think we should do it. So different commodities have different rules, but in general, the need to have the freshest possible commodity, you want that for your industrial uses, not for your putting in a warehouse. Yeah. Great question, Patrick. Thanks, Patrick. That was a lot of fun. Mailbag. Mailbag. This question comes from Justin.

Straight after my own heart. With the advent of a private credit ETF, isn't adverse selection an inherent issue? What is to protect the retail investor and prevent the ETF manager from stuffing the fund with the loans it expects to underperform with respect to similar loans from a particular vintage? That is like the most pessimistic fear here. That's like a very reasonable fear. I know, but you would hope that Apollo isn't trying to like use retail as exit liquidity or whatever. I mean...

You would hope that... You'd hope that all the loans are good. Yeah. And, like, as an asset manager, you have fiduciary duties to all of your clients, and you try to make only the best loans. It is weird, you know, like, you know, you look at Apollo, like, much of their capital is their balance sheet, right? I mean, they run a big retirement services company, right? Yeah. So a lot of it is their balance sheet. A lot of it is client money that pays...

stereotypically two and 20, right? It's probably not really two and 20, but like, you know, people who pay kind of like alternatives manager fees. And some of it is like ETF money who pay lower fees. And like, where do you put the best loans?

Your insurance company, your balance sheet, very smart people run that. Your limited partners in your institutional private credit funds, smart repeat player allocators. Your retail ETF clients, who knows? Well, I actually did reporting for this question as well. I sat down with Ana Paglia from State Street Global Advisors on March 13th on Bloomberg Television, and I asked her this question. Does...

State Street have the in-house expertise to sort of evaluate what Apollo is putting in the ETF? And this was her answer. She said, "We do have the expertise in-house, but we also made the new hires to make sure that we had the right talent in SIDS. SSGA is the advisor by design. We wanted us to be in a position to make selections and have investment discretion on what assets to take or not to take from Apollo.

That's a sensible answer, right? It's like the ETF manager has a fiduciary obligation to the ETF clients and they have their own independent ability to make sure they're not getting stuffed with like Apollo's worst loans. Plus like Apollo is not in the business of trying to make the worst loans, right? So like they're trying to also make good loans. If you think about like a bond ETF, like you have the same risk there.

And the reason people don't think about it very much, like they do a little bit, right? Because like there are sometimes like worries about cherry picking. But the reason people don't think about it that much is because like, you know, a bond fund has like a track record. There's an incentive for like PIMCO to not do a bad job managing its public bond funds because then people won't put money into them. The prior credit ETF stuff is new. And so there's no like foreclosure.

through the cycle performance data where you can tell whether a fund is good or not, right? And so you have to worry about this stuff. In the long run, you sort of assume that people will try to manage funds well because that's how they raise money. Yeah. It doesn't have a track record. And I think that's an important point because there are a lot of very pessimistic concerns about this ETF, but it just hasn't been alive for very long. Right. You could sort of tell a story of private credit has had this massive boom and

the market might be turning a little bit. And now is the perfect time to stuff retail with it. But yeah, that's like a kind of a cynical story. I mean, we're recording this in the future, so who knows what it looks like. Yeah. Maybe things will be totally better by the time this episode comes out. But great question.

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Long-term projects need long-duration capital. That's where private capital comes in, and that's where Apollo leads. With significant scale, the flexibility to adapt to evolving CapEx needs, and a steadfast focus on enabling economic growth, Apollo is partnering with companies to provide the financing solutions that fuel the future. Learn more at thinkitnew.com slash renaissance.

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We have another question. I don't have a name to attach to this one, but the question is fun. As we accelerate slash descend into the scenario where Elon Musk is God King, and the answer to every question is, because that's what Elon wants, what's the point of digging into anything? Matt, take us into this existential spiral. Right. I used to think of my job as like trying to understand and explain complex structural financial topics. And then like,

meme stocks hit and I found myself writing a lot of very dumb stuff and like coining the Elon markets hypothesis, which is that financial assets were valuable not because of their cash flows but because of their proximity to Elon Musk. Because like there was a time and it's kind of continuing where like Elon would like tweet about a thing and like the thing would go up and it's like Dogecoin or like there's a story about Signal where he tweeted use Signal and like an unrelated company with Signal as his name went up. Like just anything like he turned his attention to would go up.

And if you sort of like looked at that and thought, well, the present value of the expected future cash flows of this company has gone up because Elon tweeted about it, then you

you would be missing the point. And what was actually happening was just like, yeah, people like Elon Musk, and the stock goes up, right? And then meme stocks kind of crystallized that. A lot of mental energy went into understanding the technicalities of GameStop, where it's like, oh, you could have a thesis about the company's turnout, or you can be like, oh, there's a gamma squeeze and a short squeeze. There's all this technical stuff that you can understand. But mostly, it was like people online liked it, and so they bought it and went up, right? Everything got kind of dumber.

And our current political environment has expanded that dramatically. You know, I wrote, let's say, last week now about the U.S. Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. The CFPB, right, like, has written some rules about how financial companies are supposed to interact with consumer customers. And those rules have been sort of suspended by everyone at the CFPB being told to go home.

But like they're still there. And so there's all this stuff you can look at and be like, oh, the rules say this. Or this is how you're supposed to do stuff. But it's not clear that how you're supposed to do stuff matters anymore, that the rules are enforceable. And so we're in this sort of weird gray area where if you try too hard to understand what is allowed or how things work, you will be making mistakes because things don't work the way they're supposed to work and the rules don't necessarily apply anymore.

And that's a frustrating position to be in if you're in the business of trying to understand things. How does it make you feel as a person who writes a newsletter, though? Because it seems like you had fun with the GameStop era. I did have fun with the GameStop era, but it ate at me. Yeah. Because I was like, I wish I had insight to offer. I have only jokes. Well, when all else fails, at least we can laugh. Yeah. We still have our laughter. Yeah, sort of.

No, like, yeah, I don't know. I mean, like, as a person who writes a newsletter, like, there are always events, but they're not interesting events. Yeah. I mean, there's a parallel to be drawn with my life on TV. News is always happening. I anchor from 9 to 11, and there's just so many tape bombs coming across all the time. But, you know, you have to wonder at the end of the day, like, did I add value?

I wonder every day. I can't answer this question on this podcast. Cool. Great question. Mailbag. Mailbag. I like this one. This question comes from Bruce. It's a little bit of a long one, so tuck in.

It goes to some good places.

which they then launder through a private fund whose operations are a black box to the outside world. My villains reverse engineer capital market data to fake trade reports for their tame auditor that explained the funds, quote unquote, returns. I'm not accusing the funds you wrote about of anything nefarious. I'm just struck by how much they resemble the fictional high-tech, high-return MacGuffin in my book. Is that crazy?"

A little. Is there a reason a real-world operator with bad intentions couldn't take, say, the cash from his cocaine business and report it as fictional market returns from a proprietary model investment fund, pay some tax, and then have untraceable money to spend just asking the question and not for legal advice? Bruce, don't give away this gold material as someone who's also working on a kooky novel. You know, you can't say too much.

Have you not described your entire novel on this podcast? I think you have off mic. Off mic, for sure. It's a little bit like Bernie Madoff, right? Yeah. It's a little different, but Bernie Madoff pretended to have investing returns and, in fact, had Ponzi returns. And people who were knowledgeable noticed that.

And said, he can't really have these investment returns. Someone is just like, he like was doing more pretend volume than there was volume in the stocks he was pretending to trade, right? And so you have a little of that here. If you were the business of like selling drugs and then taking the money and pretending the money was returns from your hedge fund, you would be reporting to a regulator something about your trades and the regulator would be like,

But you don't have a custodian. You don't have auditor financial. And like, maybe like you bribe your auditor and maybe like the SEC is fooled as they kind of were with Bernie Madoff. But it seems like a lot of

effort to go through and a lot of like surface area for regulatory exposure. Yeah. And you'd probably rather run like a coin-op laundromat or something, right? Yeah. There's a lot of ways to launder money that don't involve like entering a regulated industry. So Bruce, I do want you to keep in touch though. Let's see where this goes. Yeah. As you get further along with the novel, I'd love to know the title. He's not like the only person who's ever thought this. A while back there was like a kerfuffle when someone...

I speculated that Bridgewater might be a Ponzi scheme because they weren't trading with someone who they expected them to be trading with. People had this with Tether, too, where they're like, who trades with Tether? Where do they get all their stuff from? But those things seem to be wrong. Yeah, I don't think Bridgewater is a Ponzi scheme. No, I don't either. Okay, good. There was a minute where people were like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah.

I feel like some of those tether questions are still out there. Yeah. Great question, Bruce. Good luck with the novel. Maybe people have had this thought before, but it turns out it's really hard to actually write a novel. So I respect Bruce. Almost as hard as making money in quant trading.

The global industrial renaissance is transforming industries and reshaping our world. Over the next decade, sectors like energy, infrastructure and technology will require an estimated $75 to $100 trillion in CapEx to modernize and meet the growing demand. This unprecedented level of investment is beyond the scope of public markets alone.

Long-term projects need long-duration capital. That's where private capital comes in, and that's where Apollo leads. With significant scale, the flexibility to adapt to evolving CapEx needs, and a steadfast focus on enabling economic growth, Apollo is partnering with companies to provide the financing solutions that fuel the future. Learn more at thinkitnew.com slash renaissance.

What are some ways that Microsoft Security is helping customers stay ahead of 600 million attacks without slowing down business? For sports organizations, it means letting fans share in the action without sharing sensitive information. For automakers, it means driving change and securely innovating their development process. And for digital banks, it means staying ahead and keeping up with evolving cyber attacks.

Microsoft Security equips you with deeper insights to help you pinpoint vulnerabilities, see around corners, and innovate confidently. They scan trillions of signals daily, giving you the guidance, expertise, and tools to protect your business without sacrificing speed for safety.

Security is your job, and it's also theirs. With Microsoft Security, you have a partner that looks deeper, keeps you ahead, and helps your business move forward securely. To learn more, visit Microsoft.com slash CISO. That's Microsoft.com slash C-I-S-O. Deep domain expertise.

Strong relationships. Broad capabilities. It's what makes Stiefel one of the industry's leading providers of M&A and capital-raising services in the middle market. But don't just take anyone's word for it. IFR has named Stiefel U.S. Mid-Market Equity House of the Year five times in the last 10 years. When it comes to investment banking, Stiefel is the name you should know.

To learn more about how Stiefel can help you address your most complex investment banking needs, visit StiefelInstitutional.com. Stiefel, Nicholas & Company, Inc., member SIPC and New York Stock Exchange. Mailbag. Mailbag. One more from Andy. Let's bring it home. Andy says, Matt's newsletter today mentioned how financial advice was traditionally bundled

where the overpriced stock picking paid for the useful advice. This reminded me of a dumb question I've had for years. Why doesn't anyone offer unbundled financial advice on a fee-for-service basis? I want to pay someone a fixed fee to chat with me once per quarter about my goals, asset allocation, tax considerations, when I can retire, etc. But as far as I can tell, and I've looked,

No one offers these services without bundling them with money management services, where the fee structure is a percent of AUM. And then they charge like 1% of AUM, which feels like a lot. It sounds like Vanguard is offering a cheaper version of this for like 20 basis points of AUM, an improvement. But if I have like $5 million to invest, that works out to $2,500 per quarterly Zoom call or whatever. Seems like a bit expensive. Anyway, does unbundled financial advice exist?

I feel like it must a little bit, but like, right. There's not a lot. And you see why. It's like the opposite of his problem, right? Like if you're offering Zoom calls to people to talk about their hopes and dreams and portfolio allocations. Yeah. And you do four Zoom calls a year with that person. You have to like market yourself. You have to find hundreds of clients.

And you have to amortize the cost of that over the Zoom calls. You do have to charge them hundreds or thousands of dollars for the Zoom call because that's just your time on the Zoom call. It's your time like marketing and like, you know, building the business. And then like who wants to pay a thousand dollars for a Zoom call when you put it like that, right? Yeah. If you put it as like, I'll provide you holistic services in exchange for a small percentage of your assets, then people are like, yeah, sure. And if the small percentage works out to thousands of dollars.

But, I don't know. Like, you don't get into the financial services industry to, like, bill a capped amount for your hours. Like, you want the ability to scale. And it's also, it's like a natural form of price discrimination where, like, if you get...

A small client, you can charge them a small amount of money because you're charging them a fixed percentage of assets under management. And if they then grow into a large client, you charge them a large amount of money and they don't notice because it's the same percentage of assets under management. And it's just like a better business model for someone who is like, you know, kind of largely in the business of marketing and funding clients. That just seems like the answer, right? Like it seems like a bad business model for someone to be in to be like, I'll give you

some financial advice for an hour for a hundred bucks. Like, I just don't think you can make a living doing that. I will say that Andy found a solution. So he continues, I think I found a workaround. I signed up for a wire house financial advisor who charges like 1% of AUM, but I only pay him for the accounts I keep with him, which I keep around the minimum he'll tolerate. Andy's not the only person who has done this. Like, you know, you find a financial advisor, you're like, how much do I need to put with you? He tells you,

Does that feel...

To the financial advisors? Like, hey, I have this sum with you, but I have like $2 million in my Vanguard account. Give me advice based on my holistic. I don't think the financial advisor would like give you advice. I don't think the financial advisor would be like, oh, here's what you should do with your Vanguard account, right? Yeah. But like what you're looking for from the financial advisor is not only like, what should my asset allocation be? Yeah. He'll give you that.

I hate to like undermine financial advisor, but like, it was like, give you a thing being like, this is how much you should have in stocks or bonds. Right. And you can believe that or not. Right. Cause like,

Not like the financial advisor knows that and you don't, right? But, like, whatever. They're probably buying a model portfolio from BlackRock, so. Sure. They've got some professional deciding how much you should have in stocks and bonds or whatever. And, like, they'll tell you that and they'll do that with the portfolio they manage. And then you can, like, mirror that with your Vanguard account, right? You know, kind of more or less. I just feel, though, that. It's rude to mirror it exactly. It's rude, but also I feel like maybe you'd invest differently if you have.

more money rather than less, if that makes sense. Maybe. I think that the only way to really know is, you know, if Andy would let us listen to one of these phone calls that he has with his financial advisor. But the other thing I was going to say is, like, you're not mainly looking for advice about how to invest. Yeah. You're looking for advice about...

tax harvesting. You're looking for advice about like what the gift tax limits are on putting money into a 529. You're looking for advice about like how much money you'll need to save for retirement. Like you've all this like stuff that a financial advisor does. Yeah. That is useful for you. That is not like here's how much you should have in stock. I know, but I'm saying. That's the least useful part. Yeah. Like no one knows. But like retirement planning, for example, like it would probably be useful if the financial advisor had a holistic view at all of your portfolios. That's right. Yeah. That's right.

And some financial advisors will consider all of your money and providing you that advice, even though not all of it is with them. Because like, you know, there's this like...

And he's not the only person who like has money elsewhere. Right. And the financial advisor like tries to give you a holistic picture. And like they'll be mad if like most of your money is elsewhere and you're calling them every day. But like it's not like all or nothing. True. So I don't know. That's the way to do it. Good question, Andy. Good question and good answer. Yeah. Solve the conundrum. Right. No, like I mean like there's some minimum that the financial advisor charges. And if you have that minimum with them, you're paying less.

a certain number of thousands of dollars a year for your quarterly Zoom call with him. And that's the going rate for financial advice. And if you have a hundred times the minimum with him, then you're paying more and you could put 99% of that money into a Vanguard self-directed account and pay less. But like, you don't want that. You're paying for service. Yeah. All right. All right. Well, that was our mailbag episode. And what a good reminder it is to always send us questions. We love questions. Always send us questions.

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