Episode 171: The Morpeth Curve
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More more path, more problems, more path, more problem .

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funny but I am going to do IT again and you going to have .

to react to IT again.

Say never tells about what's been fucking up today if can show shares care so so um I have moved house .

um it's it's done um there are some problems with a new place um and form of like mold and stuff yeah yeah yes yes this is the thing what I tried .

to do as I tried to spend more .

money to rent a nice a place for a year just push to both out things i'm not going have to worry about IT spend a year then I can start stressing about something it's .

the yeah I forgot .

that I live here and so what I got instead was like A A regularly shed flat but expensive um and in the in the course of um like cutting up boxes for recycler kers when you move have a lot of boxes I manage to like if you can see here.

not the collect to take .

this finger off and .

that that was fine um except today because no sure the house we are utes and um and the guys like have you come up don't feel like walking down to the um I am like yeah sure what friend of the work is open the door bend my finger too far blood everywhere I go one of my new neighbors comes down as making conversation on dripping blood on like keeping amazon packages. Yes no, IT .

is .

great.

That's sure sure. I LED on this place twice. I've been here less than a week. And you know I one thing I all says because the day, or is very landale, because it's a renzo, a lot of White carpet and you haven't LED until you've bled into yeah yeah a White carpet that you don't own 嗯， that's that's gonna an awkward so of did did .

they bring furniture to you, by the way, did they bring back some furniture?

Are doing that when I get back from the life shop? Um so like the tuesday, i'm probably gonna have um a bed back because what what they did was I rented, I rented about and the day before I moved in, the landlords like, hey, uh we took half the furniture out because we were trying to sell IT at the same time it's rent and we had the furniture that like advertiser so I had to get kind of legal on them. Um and so now there that are like response to that as well. We'll put one of the beds you back .

and so give .

half .

of bed yeah yeah give you the .

front half .

of the bed to get back to them with and uh yeah like why is that so much fucking moldin here? Um so yeah it's it's great from going great. Um I I hope that the collection of toxic mold spores currently piloting my body still at the podcasting well.

if your flu game was anything .

to go by .

for the .

last of all that is um because of .

the new mixer I have like father like slides. Um I have to mix the drops down myself manually. So if you want the news to fade out, I have to do. Like that, like you have .

like a lever with like a really nice smooth motion.

IT is very smooth, but I bring you back up too quickly. So I have to remember, turn the thing og some mental .

effort. yeah.

I did some volunteer work at fairfax county public access television when I was in high school. And I got, I got to run the camera. Switcher and IT had a transition lever. The transition between two different in place, one of that lever was so smooth, was incredible.

I'm expected to lift up the box would like, no, i'm not touching this.

I installed IT. I got working well now, uh, there is theoretically a kind of a multiple ack thing that I can do so that you guys here a process recording and what's recorded isn't um but I I don't anna do that. That's too much work. So enough we just go with this and see how looks to the same point.

Yes, yeah I was I I was waiting for break in the conversation of math.

Sorry.

when I do three, two, one mark, yes, that's three, two, one mark. Okay, hello, and welcome to will. There is your problem. It's a podcast about engineering disasters, power, which and of itself .

is a disaster .

with slides. I'm just not sing and the person he's talking right now I pro answer he in him okay.

go i'm november Kelly. I'm the first he's talking now my friend to .

SHE and her yim the way of high i'm really in my pronouncer he him and fuck microsoft with us is are worth cause I don't .

know what you are mad COO gath. And is my problems are in him also.

if I sound different, this episode is because I have a new mixo, which I hope to god is working. There will be some adventures with the drops if I don't get them to what oh yeah.

ah I actually yeah, in front of us right now. I have to do this because because it's i've i've created something.

a beautiful cousar. Three thousand five hundred P. C. M. Yes, got a new extension.

Some of in the garden. Thomas comes to breakfast type of situation am really appreciate .

the free hive's hive's where that's like source of is you like a little .

boot of peacock p top type situation?

Yes, that's see because .

the old fashioned like Bobby hat and county sort of bob tube type of is yes.

do they do my please say yes, I badly need to see .

like actual .

retford reflects like so here's the thing.

I have been searching for one of these four years. I have A A B R vintage jelly, but I desperately want the B R vintage cropped up. And I ve yet to successful find one beach .

body ready with actly.

right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get the dad board hangs out underneath a so is beautiful.

I quite like that. Just the guy. A T shirt stood on the side of a mark three coach, the right of shot. I don't even know .

that's A T shirt. I think that might friday t shirt that might be a man and like short and they don't make in this country anymore.

Just think these guys, you know, they cut out, they just cut off the sleeves of lake orange t shirts and how supposed .

to look like, no, no.

it's not supposed to have these those necessary and wanted. Didn't the side of a train.

isn't he? Oh, that's very bad.

yes. And .

really I yeah, it's it's done something like, you know, landscaping is what it's done.

Yeah, the garden is a different shape to what the garden was before as well. I like this picture is quite funny to me. H, yeah. And when we're going to explain why this is, but first, we have announcement.

We do do we do have announcement, announcement.

I I don't remember that, that understood on the old mixer people think was just me making those noises, but now is a complex program.

Um we still we still are on tour next year. We ve sold .

a lot .

of tickets or york, but I understand that there's a lot of people in new york and some of them aren't coming to the live shows, which they should do. They should buy tickets. Now the links .

in the description, yes, we have a SONY hall. Uh, we still have tickets available for the April twenty nine .

th show there. SONY, who are we allowed to call ourselves the broadway .

performers after .

i'm going to know what playing crash survived other policies?

IT was formerly a broadway theater, but IT is .

no longer .

did they move IT did they .

take them up to d.

concentrating the .

road and essentially .

contain situation to the best by knowledge doing you. Musical theater. There is not a broadway theater.

What if I say, what if I do a song? What I A song in the show?

We hire, if we hire lin man, well, maranda these .

some .

raps about .

six days .

of some top Opera ice. Yes, ross, you can sing the the what's .

make the major song .

the major change obvious.

Ly, like a boxing match, will begin each show with a Mandate. Thinking of the national anthem. Yeah.

I fund today.

New york has the fill more looking and has IT been feared more IT has the film.

but keep filling IT. We need to be .

you still got ta keep filling the film more. Yeah, there still a lot of tickets there. Unfortunately, both summer ville shows sold out because I don't know. Be more the way for freak. yeah.

It's just you give them something to do in summer and in the depth of new england winter, we can pay for anything about a warm evening indoor hope.

So there is also still tickets available in washington, D. C.

Yes, the federal surveilLance agents. Please make your way to the historic I forget the name of the theatre.

It's it's not a historic theater. IT was a roley car bar .

where we're get, I assume, some sort of indeed building tour .

yeah if you're if you're only like the the marine barracks that are a jacket to IT, you know buy some tickets because is right there. I'll see if I can get crayons in the barn menu.

Just a little marti with .

a crayon sticking out of. So the mountain do marti. There was a lot of a lot ways I have a dro. What's that called garlic?

Yeah, we be on the door to make sure that they don't have any charms with them. IT will be IT will be marine safe. You know, like how some places that some movies have, like an autism friendly screening of stuff, this will be a marine friendly show.

IT will be very marine friendly. If you you are a marine, you will not discriminate.

I arrests for a cheater. S mount meal.

Oh no, that's still marines. That's cavalry scout. That's.

I am a disease human being. Hold up more smiles with every bite that come.

I, I, I look forward to like playing a very possible military town. I look forward to playing Virginia beach and .

we we just get the seals in yeah hopefully .

they don't say about starting a ck whatever step on .

a slice of lime dusted with crushed cheetos .

to you're dangerously close to revealing .

our cigaret .

language show it's like lily fall made bear else yeah ah I I do like .

the idea of like how like us through the whatever petah on. Burger king, that's all you.

Sorry yeah ah east coasts tour um is happening is buy tickets, especially in filliped a because again we need to fill more seats in the film more um you've ought enough tickets that it's early to say, but another tour will probably follow in a different ogc. This is the thing .

if you can't make IT to the east coast and but you still want to see us ability yeah but your ability to either travelled to IT or encourage people who are local to buy tickets will directly impact our likelihood coming to your location. So you put your thun on the scales there, please. Yeah, because I want to see more of the these united states.

Yeah, never Better time to go to the luth, minnesota.

I think there have been Better at times, given the news about the ship that's happening. And I like OK. Well.

either way, if anybody tries to get minister .

and nice with me, i'm going to try and get tom to do security for me. That's just get like choke slammed on to some light rail track.

And you are right. That was the .

announcement.

Forgot, announce. sorry.

Hey, so I know that I just called one of my colleagues and ansel on the air, but have you considered donating toys? So the place I work, house, I I am a charge of the of god. I don't know i'm in charge, but they tell me that .

i've been .

charged of the toy drive.

So yeah.

I work at a place that uh does domestic finance counselling, that works with the homeless population, that works with crisis. Uh, and we need your help. Uh the same as we do every year. Uh, we have we are undertaking the largest uh h how would I say this toy distribution system we've we've ever done. We're really proud of IT a uh, so please donate that.

And on a second list, if you hate children, I love old people are we are also collecting donations for our patri and our senior center so that we can, which is where I do spend a lot of my time in the senior center helping helping my beloved seniors rocket phone scammed and listening to them just complain of each other. It's amazing. I love people .

that is all of their time avoiding guys .

and yeah and they just like, oh, you like my favorite thing is it's got now but i'm pretty good with technology. They've been just like I need you to to take this and shocked and into the delivery. No phones, mostly one piece.

I ve been .

I .

old people.

people with the board.

Do you think that we going to discuss every episode isn't how stressed you are by roses phone?

You guys know a also I think as a walking in herself.

I those they survived, they made .

the right to say .

they're still inside.

The case of.

I don't know what any of those words mean, I listen, I took, I took this computer where I wrapped ed IT very gently in bubble wrap. I put in the back of a higher car, and I, I, I very kindly got a driven over to the new place I unplug I replunged IT. It's all good.

It's fine. IT works um so no dramas. Please do not like like every okay, make some noises right but that's fine. So do I. It's all getting old, you know but we're not the business of shaming my computer ve for whatever SHE double, you know, but that those are hard choices.

There's only one loser who who has RGB on his .

computer that is me. So I I have hello .

RGB on the new mix.

Here I am. Trump was in court in his lawyer, had a, had a republic of game as laptop with the R. G. P.

Yes.

just the judge. My.

when we got my wife's, I engaged rick design, thank you. Patrons, uh, they used razor gaming laptops .

to run cat.

And why SHE the the woman, the designer takes out this like colossal gaming like that sort of slams IT down on the desk. I just like, yeah yeah this is for a little .

yeah yeah ah so we should I we've detail ourselves spectacularly.

We've not even even gotten yeah .

ah we're still in the garden. We need to escape the garden and talk about the dog gone news.

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news. 再有 一个。

So David, you don't have to edit the car and again this time, thanks, doing last time that is very funny.

I I have to fade that down manually by the way, I hope you realize.

Yeah let's .

talk about mad gates um this .

of a highly pop um man with a porch off of then moving under rage goals.

They was just buying buying .

the icon for being .

my cool .

friend or what I um yeah so he was trumps first pick for um atterley general to trigger the limbs and also to get out ahead of this like congressional ethics and investigation, which was looking into the then moving and then the then more stuff leaked again. And he has now taken his name out of consideration for a tony general because like everybody in congress hated him, even the maga people hated him.

So I bet, say, is like a really well known. The sky was like insane sex.

Yeah, this kind of comes on was like A A really inconsideration for the job of like a america's senior like cheap .

legal officer is a very square head. He .

looks so yeah.

yeah, no.

Come from A I come from a family of square heads, but this guy, this guy is .

square heading.

really not doing any favors as as a man with .

an enormous forehead and an enormous chin. I i've made different decisions about what I .

would do with my he has like a headline, like a staple is remarkable .

like a square break that says the something .

IT looks like a parody of a republican .

congress person yeah I feel increasingly .

and I i've been thinking this is about Nancy mace, the a one yeah ah the representatives is like going uh going all in on transformer a that I feel like more and more and i'm living in a world that has been illustrated by uh, goth anice because all of these mother focus look like future characters. It's it's like unloving to at this point and I I know it's a case of like, yeah they looked like the thing because the thing is like drawn and and written and limitation of people like them but still you know this stuff was supposed to be exaggerated, said, right?

Yes, yes.

I know the thing is wondering exactly how this is go over with the maga crd, especially the q crab steel.

This is the steel. We are starting the steel right now. Yes, I mean, it's not it's not only gates, right the none for the defenses p hacks like allegedly fall on rapist um but who trump recognizes from being a part time host on fox and friends I yes and .

who was like.

I don't like like an infinity captain or something and whose whose deal is like I can take women out of combat roles. I'm going to like demography, the military and the whole like nati a goal establishment is like, well obviously the rapes are fine but I have checked to his policy of like um not knowing what he's doing in a managerial al sense you know yes and so so you know fingers crossed for the steel shout out to the the americans are horrifying blood drenched genocide institutions because um you know disrupting them in this way is somehow was yes .

and I I still .

cover if you fuck in most.

Speaking of genocide institutions.

Yes, yes, it's formal. Now the international criminal court.

I almost said the interstate commerce commission.

all the best of best, you the words in jail there .

there .

as issued the a warrant for the arrest of any from child nam high school.

you were sharing a go israel or go palestine I was cheering go Robert muller on the rule of law international .

humanest .

arian .

law has come good sort of um and they have we've issued two or three restaurants um one for the iao o one for yoga um and then one for mahamad who was not like officially dead the other two maskers they are gonna ge are offficers ally dead which kind of limits their ability, changed them with anything. Oh.

that's quitters talk. You look at a 自己 like this president scooping .

the remains of a guy who was killed in an airstrike that blew up three hospitals and collateral damage into the box in the hag。

Like i'd make a joke about collecting body parts in the bags and putting on the chair.

but I see two too .

many pictures, and I sten to .

something the this sort like implications of this that is every every state that's party to the internal criminal court uh statue um is like obliged to arrest him and gone if they like now enter that state. Um the U. S.

Is not a party to the I C. C. They can go to can go to the U.

S. And go to russia, but like anywhere in the european union or in the U. K. And like we've seen in different states have different approaches. But like ultimately the the line is you know we don't like IT, but we're going to have to go along with IT, right?

Because didn't car starmen say i'm not going to arrest them.

He didn't go that though he just kind of prevaricated. The line here is i'm not going to deal in hypotheticals, which is bullshit. He is a lawyer, a human he um but yeah that that's the line pathetic as IT is he could only .

try regulate that. He he is only capable of that. Now yeah was interesting seeing like he has implications for IT.

IT makes IT that much harder for like the U. K. To continue to just selling arms to israel like IT makes that much more difficult. I mean, I say much more .

difficult ginty.

more fickle actually. So so that's something yes.

it's kind of like all of this I H L stuff has been. I say this is someone is like an interest in the law. Um you see a lot of legal people be like, well as it's it's not nothing right and it's like, well, that's true.

But when you look at the actual kind of like facts on the ground of what is rather is doing and has done for a year plus at this point, not to mention you know decades before this, yeah um you know it's grossly inadequate and of course the I C. C. Has no way of enforcing this one.

The genocide is still happening. And yes, so only getting more and more dire for people in in palestine.

Yeah yeah I think the thing is right um the U S is very clear that he has no interest in using the I C C accept as a means of like disciplining its enemies when it's convenient and the fact that the I C C has now taken action in the U S. Is important in itself. Um we will see what comes of this in the long run but I don't look to this to have any kind of like gross effect on uh like the genocide or even on israel necessarily. I think this is one of the ones where you have to look at as a long game um and this of punishment such as IT is is you don't get to go shopping and like paris anymore. Um I I I was .

gonna a say I mean, if he's making a state visit to one of the few countries is still allowed to go to, they Better do a lot of maintenance on whatever plane is going on because there can be a real real short list .

of altering airports .

if there is a problem immediate rested.

I am a has a free and ah to get really has a free and unnecessary ly chain for these things right now. Yeah I wouldn't be a shame if their supply of boeing components .

able to the in parts and all the newest .

ones to meet .

there on the way to D C. Little red riglar pas on one of the passenger ger hatches .

know what is the israeli state aircraft?

Just I have one and it's a seven for has a stupid I like the wing of zion or something .

you need two .

days yeah IT is .

the wing of zion. IT is a boeing seven, six, seven, and he belongs to israeli efforts. Technically, I guess, IT, depending on how you council at the israeli air force playing, that's done either the most or fus workrooms.

Mes, so.

you know, yeah, see, that's that's the problem there. They get one of the good bowings.

Yeah it's a shame.

It's a real shame. I think yeah we got to get them. We like if if you if you're looking at trying to change the system from within, you get a job at buying um you you work your way up to the kind of like international like government procured side and you try as hard as you can to get them a brand new play you really sell out to. I see if you make spare part.

if you're make spirit parts for seven, sixty seven isn't like spirit error systems or something. I don't I don't understand the supply chain here.

Yes, I don't like idea. I think that's on purpose.

A good point.

Yeah is well.

I mean, listen, we're not going to see them in in the heck. I do think that would be fun. Y if you had some kind of paperwork, max and mag gates ends up in the hague, and Benjamin etna, who ends up in like federal pedophile lock up 啊， 那 我， and in like segregation and like some federal correctional institution. I think that i'll be funny.

Speaking of people who should go to the hag, I have one further news .

item fully.

They're still fund raising .

fun ways .

that I have .

never replied in anger to a fund raising text before, but I did reply an anger to this one, which was asking me to sign a thank you card for kala. Arg, you are amazing .

campaign OMG.

No, that's that's that's real beyond cell chais prise.

I I don't .

know what .

I want to say some.

Things that maybe we say, I think touching the limit, let definite make a judgement on that.

It's difficult to go .

through .

an election like that. And then they have, they have the god dam, they have the goal to ask you sign a thank you card.

I halfway understand soliciting donations because they're badly in debt, because they were raising no money. But like, what does the thank you card do? Like what I don't know OK.

I somehow wound up on the trump fund raising list as well. Ask me to sign a thank you card .

that's not to read.

If I really wanted .

to thank trump, I would send him a yes.

sure. So this is.

this is the saddest st thing about IT is as all the other things perfectly good fast food job passes donal trump s life by again is not going na get to do IT he has to be president for four .

years instead of doesn't want to do IT he being a line cook he was born to be A A winning contests on report .

progress and they has posed him.

yeah I right. I write.

did you know IT.

Oh boy.

would not be the first maga .

drag way on that. Be interesting to see how trump is reincarnate in the cycle of samsa.

This is .

I D out. I everything's miserable.

Every we live in hell still live gonna talk about the seamy bride stuff in like, know next episode and it's how the chance to develop a bit because I got some talking to do about that.

SHE said that SHE is.

she's the first trans congress first who is like endorsed ed by APEC and like apex raised for her. And then when he got into office was predictably like the target of I was onna. Ban her more the bathroom shed and her response was, your rank cow is like I I don't even I don't even need to pss actually whatever. Um it's nice to .

stuff rubb me the wrong way about dad too yeah this is .

a distraction from the economy or what I and bathroom like if you can if for yourself in a very nice person yeah exactly like it's just a shameful. It's absolutely shameful. But you know, what are the kind of representation will transform? Onna, get out of like someone who is gonna to the U.

S. congress. You know, like you can always hope we are onna, get someone like I received a slave, whatever. But you know, few people are as lucky. I mean, she's from deliver.

She's there to represent one building in wilmington. Ton.

I think SHE was he was biden fucking process he like genuinely which is one of the reasons why biden is like unusually woke on trans stuff is why he's like mr at least three genders um and it's and it's like what a fucking legacy y you set her up with man. You know you fucking try to be president until you eighty six loose being drop out and retire widely hated and then hand her the most hostile congress and like living memory mistakes .

for me it's like jesus Price.

if god sent me a mental like that, I would ask me he was punishing me yeah.

yeah.

But at that point, you like actively the opposite of a mentor, more like a kind of enemy. no.

What's the word for? You believe god exists and you hate him.

Theism there is.

yes.

Anyway, that was the guardian news.

My trains.

it's a trance episode and they've given me the rains on this one. I am so rains to the rains and trains the rains, the mainly on the planes. So so we have to talk about, in fact, not the trains, but this time the tracks, the railway alignment and what are railways? Well, there IT is a form of of straight, the inside joke here.

I say, not sure true. I see some of the library.

Well, quite. yeah. So so really, ideally the idea really is a straight one, right? But sometimes a thing is in the way.

So we did that sort on that.

Yes, exactly. Sometimes the thing is in the way. And therefore you need to do something different, which is, yeah, you have the highlight of the airline or you put a cof IT next light, please. No, this is a picture I took on the east coasts, mainland and IT very nicely makes improves your point about what the real environ is in the fact that it's growth. Is this this is the color you .

will told him that yes, IT looks like a an accumulation of a lot of sort of like break dust, like mud.

And to, you can see toilet role in the in those twenty three sleepers there. This is like minutes in the morning.

Direct drop toilets.

To be fair, this was not anymore, but this was before we ban them. This one .

thing was a mingled and ridge in america. You look IT up in your life way. The second, that's that's too later year for that.

You yeah exactly. Well, the poo and the flushing was absolutely during my time of being on track, for example. right? This, the one I took this photo, this is a curve.

Look, it's a curve. It's beny. The railways bendy. We put list two states with a curve.

This is why you don't want the like hive's cropped up as you want something with as much coverage as possible. That's going repel water, water as well. You particularly .

want a color that you can .

flip up if you.

if you see some broken spector coming from an oncoming train that went to look away. This one for the real heads, anyway, right? So, and yeah, curve.

Here is a curve. And next, so this is a curve. They exist.

And you also know is something funny about this curve, which is that one of the rails is higher up than the other rail. It's canted. Yeah, we're onna. Talk about can next picture please?

That's the imperative that we do. yes. So here's a nice .

picture of this. Is there such vives from this picture? This picture makes me very happy. It's a lovely class, eighty six, a holding a rake. Just a list of very ing weird coaches, probably like ninety five miles an out of the west.

Put any old chess on the back.

Yeah this like A G V, like a genuine lich van, is probably a break van. There's another genuine utility van is like a post train one. Anyway, it's kinds you'll see that it's that that looks like it's follow over, that looks like someone just lightly tip IT over because it's all the .

camp curve and this but is yeah well.

it's a bit like but it's so people have to go well, you know when you have a race car or even just a Normal r and you go around the curve and the road is banked, no, you have bankers on those old race race car kind of tracks and it's a similar thing. And if you go next time, please.

in the united stay, we call this a super relevant. And in most places you're not allowed to do IT because the free trains don't like IT.

just have about like open o waggons that now dumping coal out .

of the side and there's another another epo。 I actually no real that is the place to go where we get into the deep law of exactly why and how you apply. Can and and so because, good god, I can talk about IT for too long, and i'm not gonna borrow of the this stuff, the holes you like. No, do IT do IT please. No, no, i'm not going to do in that another time.

maybe fully had the trump they want me to do, should I do IT.

And slide no, not next slide lide. I N we're on slight. So the reason the reason we tip the train over is because when a train goes the curve, you get an award force from curve ture.

That's onna obvious strangers run a curve IT wants to fall off the other way. So we tip the tracks up to kind of tip inwards to kind of cancelled the award force. So we're kind of balancing outward and inwards forces.

Um so yeah, this is an engineering bit we're going to get we're not going to go in to any detail forces. Will we get a little bit of detail? A little bit we can get into bit detail because going to talk about next line, please newton, second law, ethical M A force equals a mass times acceleration .

ah and therefore acceleration equals fall over mass.

exactly. You can rearrange that to mean that you can convert. So if if you've got a train, if you've got force is going in more than twice and the mass is the mass of your train. And the useful thing you can do is go well, if i've got an acceleration and i'm an acceleration and I can therefore ignore the mass of the train, which makes my calculations a lot easier so that i'm .

still beaming from rearranging a very simple equation like I got a good grade in .

podcast IT did not be .

able as possible to achieve.

It's really nice when you you can derv like a lot of complex information out of, know, an equation that you learn in high school.

Guess, well, that's kind of what it's fun to show people who did this and thought, why the fuck am I learning a second law? This is useless to me. Uh, well, we're about to explain why IT isn't, which is designing real less.

And so they are the useful thing about doing this arrangement is that we can next lide, please take our forces, and we can next life, please turn them into accelerations. So we have um so we have our and an image celerity I think i've accident dentally left animations in this one is so rose, if you click forward twice, there we go and there we go. There are some equations you don't need to know them. But outward acceleration, anyone is a real nerd will know that the equation for rotational acceleration, that is the speed over the radius speed where over .

the radius ccl mula for generating the french months of August out out. There's a cute name for a position to um stay in the city in this when everybody else goes on holiday, which I like Augustinians if you like.

I like .

that. So our declaration is that and then also to get emerge acceleration from tipping in a train over deliberately, it's basically a component of the the acceleration due to gravity. So that's what that equation isn't.

That relates to the the cat, which is as raw at super relevant, which we we represent with the e and then it's over the over the also, the track gage makes a difference. So if you've got a really wide trackage, you have to take the track over more to make the same, the same result. So if you have narrow gage, you don't have to tip up as much and you get the same result anyway, doesn't really matter a huge man in the situation.

You can make those two things equal to each other, because if you've take the train up enough that the inwards celerity is equal to the outward acceleration, and they can see each other out made, there is two things equal to each other. Do a load more formulas scrambling, and you get next time, please, which is on my mug, which i'm currently holding up to a none of a mug. E plus d equals seven point eight two v square over r because that's the kind equation and that's what makes us make a really do the shape that IT does. Yes, I have a profession .

you can reduce to, like as a fundamental equation .

and everything built around. Yeah, I put IT on the mud because I like IT so much. yes. So this is basically like the amount that you tip the the amount that you live. One rail ove the other determines how faster train can go around the curve, basically for a given radius and such and such as such. And if you've got things like, well, acceleration due to gravity, e is a constant, the track gage is a constant, and also the conversion from light meters to kilometers is a constant that you can smooth all lose together, you get a the point eight two number.

And when .

we build a railway, we don't apply equally bm cancer. We don't tip the tracks up so much that they equal that we cancel out the art acceleration because that's bad for variety reasons um including as as as he said earlier, freight like freak goes slower than passenger stuff. So might you might be in a .

like if you stop there IT tips over yeah well, I mean.

certainly a lot of mess to the love and you get a lot of horrible shelling and you reach your subgrade and you may be split sleepers and all sorts of bad things had. In fact, the next line, please, is very useful because, well, no, no, this is all the stuff that then.

tell me, fiction ency. If you have, if you're firing person, shit out of the side and it's the site going upward, what you created as a kind of toilet? Moto.

so these these are the standard which allow us to understand how much can we actually need to apply for an railway. And this is very fitly, and this is also .

i'm not as complicated as can't like philosophy .

and transit that's .

so transitions. This is the traction .

fucking endless and is .

a table line transitions that's IT. So you don't need to know this more. Basically like this is this gets fitly for all sorts of reasons, mostly because IT impacts like that they might can use and speed and stuff, it's less about safety.

Certain in the short time is more about that maintenance and comfort and how quickly have to replace the materials and all stuff much sooner that results in like really bad things happening. But if you get this really wrong, next lide, please, then the bad things can. Yes.

that is, that is doing the debut.

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H, I think that's right. A derailment. They're actually signal reasons why this happened. But what he did was he ended up throwing a train at way too higher speed and a very tight curve and well, um yeah I shouted on a contact warning if you know our trained smashing up this is not the exception.

not loving the fuck this website in particular anger .

yeah that webcam did not survive to tell any more tales um yeah this is this is bad folks um so I know a general rule of thum this this will be useful is that going under curve, you can generally go under curve about twice the design speed in a train. I won't recommend trying this too often, but can generally fright man.

but not lethal to web camps or passengers yes.

So you can exactly. So that's like if you if you're below twice the design to be the chance, are you do not right, obviously that there .

is on a lot of things like the reason said that .

is just a given indication of like we don't design curves on the edge of you might derail. We're designing the way below that because of the a we don't have to look at this horrible slash anymore. We going to look at something even more horrible next time.

please. It's made. There's the mode that there is in my flash.

This this is what the country .

looks like from space. People don't tell this IT .

looks like IT looks like a stop. This picture looks like A A great scale scp. And rightly so because of course we're looking at a picture of britain and also northern land is attached as well.

The violin, I correctly.

the north of violence is also in this picture of summary. Yeah, so this is, this is britain. Uh it's very soggy, very smelly. Ah it's quite small and quite hilly. So if say it's the early eighteen hundred and you're building a nason rAiling network and you've decided that you think is a good idea to a link like london to scotland at ross, can you use john main london .

for me it's like here ish here's .

a geography testing yeah like, yeah yes so about .

yeah yeah yeah you've hit like kind of look for .

now the bigger test can you can you circle scotland .

please?

Yeah yeah that's right.

Like here IT is well, yes.

that's more like IT OK.

Where do the basically, I like the .

fact that stole a little bit there, which is very thank you, fuckyou bark, we've got you back here for, yes, I don't know.

I think you all are gonna do a Better job with with new castle in the english condition.

So so you'll notice something at that time and wear metro.

So exactly that is pretty .

that that I do quite like that although the old trains are going, which means that you go what the new trains don't let you front the driver, which may I I know what to do. So this map, by the way, is a topographical map, so showing where things are, where things are not heavy. You'll notice on the east of england, if you are going from scotland to london, the east side of england there is quite flat.

Where is the west side of england? didn't. And actually on the east side, you can see this quite a nice route. Uh, so if you want to create a fast thing from london to skull .

and the obvious this overlap between the your two one diagram circles of scotland, you've inadvertently put a line right through the central well. And so roughly speaking, on on the west side of that is glasser, on the east side of that is edinburgh. You to launch st cities conveniently.

edis the capital. And the only urban economy that really works well outside of london is this guy is a vell because it's a huge Jerry connected by lots and lots of really .

good public transport. I I like to call IT mega us.

So so railway .

baLance, they are wanting to build railways to connect major cities and connecting in london up to ad rose and obvious in links. So we have to start talking about some guys next time, please. Here are our guys. We come upon a battle between a large guy, or this guy on .

the left, in his own whie cope buttons. I believe me, i've been that.

yes.

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and becket just say he's not quite to .

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Listeners and viewers, we will conclude this discussion off off. Mike and David will provide the results to you all so that we know. Thank you.

Even so that we know what the hell is rod is talking about because that they will, none of us do. So the thing about these two boys, hudson and becket. And hudson is known as like the railway king.

He'd overseen several railway companies can former network around, well, ata orka, the city I am in the old york, and you kind of fight. This guy is pretty vicious, corporate Operating wise, in the way that, like early Victorians, where they are all maniac included. So he had built a railway network and included a link .

to off and branding, yeah.

And exactly like the things he was doing, his brain would make anyone of mania can feel so connected. His vast network connected to the north british railway, which went from edinburgh, bark, which he had also part financed, by the way, and south, where he had linked his railway to the middle railway at normington, which meant that he had a london connection. He had built a railway or part finance and made negotiations to get trains that .

could run from edinburgh to london, because we don't .

know how to do anymore back at. Meanwhile, in a flex that today's mp still insist on pursuing, he was the richest guy in duncaster, the .

northern of dr. And he mp for the west.

There are so many cruel jokes about downtown store, a place I have a soft pot for, but the center dowlah is a absolutely dump. And it's dreadful. And sorry, everyone in doing caster dee to suffer.

Yeah, this is, this is the thing. And he, so he was M, P, is so he is the richest y in the city. And its mp, Normal, Normal situation. He wanted a more direct route to london that didn't tough about getting webley, Darcy and hudson said .

he based for fuck, fuck finance, dish shoes, don't care, don't bit will come back .

to dar in a second because he clearly makes him angry. So he put the plan raight on.

Speed rail diagrams guy would .

have been a poster looked, we looked at britain. IT was fine on that site. That makes some sense. The only problem is is based no population between light york, an downstate, and london, Peter going straight through peer to a straight line to london, right? So and hudson was not happy about this because he would directly compete with his route that he just spent a lot of time and political effort creating. And and as often happen with early railways in the eighteen and thirties and forties, shenanigans ensued, including next one where back and hudson, like had a shouting match in darby station where becket called hudson a black art.

were fighting words back in calling .

someone a black ard sn IT might be a slr. R I don't know.

Is that alright? I hope it's not a slr that's I based on my deep desire anding of this stuff uh which is having watched barrier london a film set in a different century um yeah no actually set in the same centuries OK having watched barri london that .

that's a dealing offence, you know actually so the eighteen forty five that they were shouted in darby station, which, you know, people always shout at other darby station, something that going engaging .

in telling jacory smog I am engaging in like Victorian values, having a fight in db train station.

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Nice to have him. yeah. So having shouted at .

each other in darby station, these two boys did much wrangling and a significant amount of outside bribery, corruption and back IT wins, the rich mp from downcast ter wins, and managed to get his straight line to london approved in parliament. And this will be called the great northern railway next time, please. Oh, which meant that we have the makings of our each school route.

So if you hot forward again, you can see that route and IT looks okay. IT doesn't look quite a state you might imagine. But the booming half of IT is pretty much straight like it's it's a straight line from london to basic. Peter a, it's another straight line from Peter that bit that the great northern area, but is .

really straight north as you use.

Yeah, IT pus pretty flat. And so you see IT generally pretty flat. And okay, ay, there are some kings here and there want to .

get further north as well.

Exactly who my king shape. So this was formed of several bits. So so at the northern end with Scottish IT was the north british railway, which is in ratibor, icc, that opened to eighteen forty six.

And what eventually kind of god called the north eastern railway, which was built from, like, lots of other bits of railway, the european and north midland and and the the the york, newcastle and bark railway. Anyway, that that was basically finished in eight forty seven. And then back great northern early, I was finished in fifty.

So you have the what we call now, the east is mainland. So great, marvelous. One bit of that, the various kind of constituent companies and racket that eventually formed the northeastern railway and included a thing that was called the newcastle beric rally and did here is at the next likely. And here, here is the notice of that thing opening and look at its all there when they do all funds and theyve accidentally rotate.

this is, this is some great .

type work and this try, yeah, a little train with a little.

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yes. So this really, this bit the newcastle bark really is. This went from the scotch porter south to newcastle. This was not the linchpin hudson plans, because that would allow him to link to the, to the north british railway alongside his kind of emerging network in the northeast. And he would basically be able to control the whole lot, right? So this is the problem though, which is the former prime minister are gray and his pressurethe web footed on vacant oic and did not want a railway interacting their estate.

Yes, I meason the train goes by, rattles your teacups, what you drink, your kind of like burg and more flavor text of exactly which is.

which is not nice. So and they didn't want that happening. They thought I would, didn't know, like scared the pigeons, or or make, make all their cows give birth, whatever run.

And so further shanika ensued, including a they basically created a new railway proposal that avoided their land conventional. And they called that the northern and railway. And and they got isn't barkingham .

burl to become the I .

signed up to got the musk slash S A of his day to to come on out. Of course, what did he proposes, the way that the trains would work on that really atmosphere ic system? He is atmosphere ic railway for the alternative .

investment heavily. And bacon, greece futures.

lot of horse, this era gone. Yeah.

the friend of the show, the atmosphere really, I was proposed by bro for this alternative railway. The trouble is, by the time both proposals were being considered in parliament in eighteen forty five, bronze atmosphere here really had already been, but I already kind of prove in itself as being complete shit. And so the northern land ri was rejected. And so hudson had defeated the former prime minister and his weird little son. So .

hudson take up on.

My god, i'm going have to deal with a little bit of noise every now and then.

Yes, yeah, I know. right. I had come a, here is next, like, please, because here is a map. And in the dle, this map, this is a very old map. This is like seventeen, seventeen.

seventeen hundred. And thank you.

This is a county map. And in the medal, IT is morph.

make names like a bad lington share anymore.

Now I know right that shift .

you amid .

all the things that can be named in britton.

Yeah yeah it's yeah when .

you get to places .

are called things like lost that you realized that we run out of names for things kind of quite early on actually. We yet a lot of our names make absolutely no sense or just block. So yeah, that's a fair point impact.

That's right. You .

have to .

put .

puntuated into your town .

names.

yeah. More of them at the time was that was like a castle in major markets, like a properly major marketing actually. And the problem with that is the train around is very hilly and steep, is a river wrapped around one side of the town.

So this is a problem. And if we got to next slide, please, with more, more thing to be connected to the railway, fine. Originally I was going to be on a little branch line, which would link to the menu castle by railway route, but in drama x local support for hudson's railway, when he was competing with this like bullshit north tumbling railway atmosphere ic thing.

And hudson had changed the main route to run through morpeth. Next I plead, and you can see the problem was run through more, but is that all that steep hill stuff means that you need a lumping great ninety gree pink in your railway elements, which is, it's a king at, once again, we are king shaming. This is a very king shaming.

Epo de, so if i'm council, because of that, I can only apologize next life. So you will see that this is a baking. And the original route shown here ish would have kind of avoid this entirely.

The thing is, though, at the time, IT doesn't really matter that much because trains weren't going that much about thirty miles an hour. So at ninety degree, king isn't that much of a problem. So it's okay.

You're going like thirty miles an hour. You're fine.

yeah. Is the high .

speed curve .

right here? Yeah.

be twenty eight miles an hour at sout.

exactly. So next one.

please, please. yes.

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oh, this this is like.

look how happy at all these queen. No.

fuck and .

bags.

I fuck. Those guys fascinates .

a IT with this flag situation. Here we have a like three northern island union flag, I guess, where the very .

washed out and .

a red and I stand .

on the royal .

coach as people .

are really .

on some like be supporting.

So yeah, the line opened info on the first july forty seven and everyone was very pleased themselves until hudson ended up in deaders prison for fucking everyone around him over partly the aftermath of his battle with decade and and kind of defeating or trying to defeat the great and railway. So for for George hudson, he can his career ruined.

Maybe maybe some of these guys would be would be a bit Better off if we brought that is present back for a specific kind of guy on aster that is IT feels .

like a and IT wasn't a nice experience like and if if IT must will never go to prison. But if he actually did, he would go to the prison, is not really a prison and advice comments, and he would never. We've talked about mt. prison. I accept having debt .

prison. I want death as prison. I think .

that's a good person in america. And they are instantly, like you graduate to go straight to data service.

We have to. So if we jump forward to a slide, by twenty years, someone went wrong, something, someone has stabbed a train. Here you are looking at a train .

that has been some.

yeah, I was looking at the cab.

I didn't even notice this.

yeah. So the cap is missing, but also someone has stabbed the train. I think it's important that we really emphasize how much that train has been stabbed. And so at rose united date.

on the twenty fifth of march eighteen seventy seven.

yeah, the opp express from an rita london was making his way size words and I went run the curve and IT IT tipped over. IT IT fell over. And then IT was not getting this way through the curve locomotive tipped over act of badly maintain joint.

So it's like it's like IT was going too fast around the curve, very likely to about second hit a about they maintain joint web and fell over. And so yeah, what s the train? Scattered the coaches.

I like the picture previously. Like those coaches are made of nothing. They made of spines and it's not good. So I scattered .

I A question I thought up was away from london.

Up is .

no up is too longer .

london to london on london sing. So yeah, the trains, cars, a bit of a telescope behind IT. As IT stops abruptly, the thing basically tips over and the trains of rams into from behind. And so i'm going to quote from the board of trade report because this is horrible.

The passenger carriage, which had been the a third vehicle in the train, dashed into the tender lodge, its leading wheels in the tank, and was completely destroyed, and one of the passengers was found dead in the tank of the tender was jammed against the end of the tender. And so not so good. All of me, I passengers, they didn't do well in that first coach. So five and seventeen I caught, complained .

of .

injury, can complain.

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for that loudly, twenty five cents to live forever.

Yeah yeah exactly. So next one, please. So the board of trade report suggested that IT was poorly maintain track that was the culprit and that the train was not necessarily speeding.

But I would say, given the damage describing in the report, it's really difficult to believe that this wasn't just because the train was actually going too fast to the curve at this point. Trains were getting a bit quicker. I can believe that this train was actually gunning IT and had reached at forty five, fifty miles an hour and tipped over. And I really strong, that suspect strong with that actually what the case was. But they didn't really have anything to prove IT, because IT was eighteen seventy seven.

the incredibly wide master looking out of the magnifying glass.

Yeah, they and no, they didn't. They had a coach that would measure, they did two things, either they had a guy with a stop watch who, or were they a watch that he would count the time, or they had a done a momentary car. Uh, so they did.

I think they did have quite primitive dyn. Momentary cars even in the eighteen seventy someone showed to me. I'm wrong about that. The most part they were just timing things of the watch.

So were we're still in pencillings ia railroad mode here where they dated install parameters until fifties.

No, I severely doubt any dances on the transport again, paying someone, someone else might be able to create a steam train guy. Not sure, particularly steam trains from eighteen seventies and anything. Yeah, quite so. The report made an interesting observation, which I IT would obviously, would obviously be Better. So if a deviation line could be constructed to avoid the use of so sharp er curve on the mainline traversed by the fastest trains between london, scotland, and so long as this curve exists, IT is necessary to employ moderate speeds only in passing round IT. So some for shadow .

wing there. So we have identified a problem. We are now gna engage in one of the favourite british .

pastimes of doing.

I imagine, fuck all about IT adoring here, which is very similar to a much more recent, real man, very close to home.

Yeah, quite so. Nothing was learned. Decades past over.

You need to run something up for this next, this next live transition, actually, because we're jumping ford to, uh, nearly a century latter. A, nearly a century latter. We have the U. S. S. R. Drop plays.

Fuck a customer. Smart had your broadcast. He will be placed into transfer mode. What I can .

one is a little different. There we go. It's not well as good if that's go through all the which should yeah know.

So it's B R. We've got B R. It's it's essentially we have british rail.

Everything was bigger and faster and busiest. And next light, please, we have trains that looked like this. Just look at this things.

But .

it's a trying .

wow poker engine .

and beautiful, just like a rapper.

It's been a right thing that some people have noticed that whenever I see something that isn't adult, that looks kind of like when I go delson. So when there are actually is one, I thought I would fuck them up by .

not saying yeah, yeah, yeah.

For those of you who are in audio only, we are looking at the the thing that was unique about them as they used they opposed python engine where you had two cylinders facing each other um in each of washing call IT in each cylinder and those cylinders were arranged in a triangle um driving three crank. Chefs completely Bakers .

design like the greek let delt um I I guess weekly speaking you should call this a deltoid .

but um but see thing yeah so this .

thing would like yeah with many pistons .

all firing at each other makes a wonderful noise and he has a very funny looking nose as well. And they are they are cool. I like like things.

They come a short life in service. But actually they're there's great. They really spend trains up along the these cause mainland, actually. And I mean that we were ruling trains really fast at hundred million our speeds. So we're going away faster than they were back in the and seventies.

I like, I was just like, yeah, this is the really fast train. Did you streamline? IT knows that just a blunt and yeah, we will overcome the air. We will not go around yeah, when you hear this time.

this thing makes I wouldn't want to put streaming on to either. So yeah, ross, could you do the owners please on this.

on the notes here, or on the seventh of a one thousand hundred and sixty nine?

nice. At this plump piece of delhi, I is holding the evident slipper north words that are going north words. This time the train consisted of eleven coaches sleeping train and their old mark ones, which we've talked about before in previous episode relation to crash weather ers, they're not good there. I mean, they're absolutely rubbed by today's standards, but back they weren't good. But they're also like not that, that there are much Better than everything that kind one before IT.

So anyway, we made this one out of like, you know what as supposed to .

paper yeah exactly. Well, this one ever steal, ever steal. There was still, yeah, students is so this thing was like, okay, by the standards of the day.

So back in the in the sixties, kind of that, as IT is today, really root knowledge. So that's where a driver has to know where things are on the root. So they know where to break.

We're to stop. We're to at what point theyve passed the china. When a signals coming, they have to have all this knowledge in the head. There's is why drivers are extremely skill people because they have to like basically teach themselves to have A D H D, which is which is an extremely chAllenging skill to do so.

So like what very good you could just have the army step in around the chance?

Yes.

as the train. So this train then charging towards more. But on the down line, IT is IT passes very is kind of key points for recognizing for the driver to go right. I need to slow down now. And and IT was dark, but they know they're pretty evidence.

So one of these key points were standing in signal box and there's a lever crossing near IT, both which were h so as the train goes to the level crossing signal sea or thirteen comes into view um and this was the marker for any train running on to full speed to shut off power. So basically you start costing before you then apply the breaks a little bit later. So the line rises, kind of you like start going up a hill after after signal zero one three and the combination of having no power and the incline kind of start slowing down the train line I see, right?

So just before the summer of that incline was IT was a kind of a gate box called clifton crossing. This thing wasn't late. And so the train reaches this game box and there's a signal beyond IT that comes into view, which is which is called delta one five, which is where driver would typically make their first actual break application to start slowing the train down to about sixty miles now before then slowing down again to forty eight hour to go around more with curve and more with curve.

That's the episode. So for shadow, this may not go well. Candidate, the the driver of the train.

Lately, buyers reaches this signal, but m didn't do anything. So the power have been shot off at signal zero one three. But after that, the driver has stopped making inputs.

And actually, just as the train kind of passed that second signal, the second man in the train, because they still have those, then a cliver grain realized as the train was not slowing down quickly enough and like gets up to go across and basically apply the break, this kind of triggers buyers into going to fuck shit, ah yes, and clocks back in and makes a full break application. This was not enough. Grain was thrown into the floor because of how sharp that breaking was. A more up with the speed restriction of forty and the train approaching IT at eighty.

It's not ideal, not ideal. What was I saying .

earlier about the design speed? And also how quickly maybe can get around the curve next? good. And this one poorly. So yeah.

the dies. Sometimes you get a critical one on this one.

Yeah, this did knock. This was bad. This made a real mess. Yeah, the train to rails horribly. Actually, you can see that these mark one coaches have actually done remarkably well, actually theyve held to get pretty well in this crash. They broadly stayed in line, which is really important in derailment.

Like as soon as you ve got things like kinking and knocking and and and like twisting and overriding each other is when the bad things happen. But in this case, like for the most part, they actually if you go to the next lide. And so six people were killed, by the way, in this, and a further twenty one were injured. We got the next lide.

So I was just going to remark on the big cock here. This is a really big.

big oak, a train sized hook there that bigger than move .

an amErica that you .

guys to need to get ourselves a big hook, you know. So the train mostly stayed in line, which is why the fatalities were so small. Actually, James, to north, actually, the locomotive stayed on the tracks like IT kinlay's. Tic was fine, IT was great, but those things are unplayed on the track. This is that, having actually yed the tracks much more down into the wall to keep up on the track, people don't know, protest.

They don't even need rails. Now you can just point the direction .

that makes the the canadians .

did that wants yeah so the delta went round and IT meant its couple of stayed in vehicle behind, which was like a great van G A shopping just like now the rest .

of you are coming with me so that the .

couple are behind that broken and then the train sort scatter. But this like this like kind of brake van, which just kind of drag ground to the point, like smashed into more postage than the other end of the curve and like made a mess of that stations. Well, yeah, so so the local all stayed on the rail's lighter counters had scattered behind the and yeah, more per station got bashed up by this kind of dragged great van kind of being swung g around like a mace. Yeah the no one is injured in the station tankful because IT was in middle night.

guys having a ice on opposing platform. Big.

large time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, this was bad.

This was really bad. What next time, please? Oh, so should I say next slide, please, twice.

Because the first next slide, please, was the diagram showing what was going on. So you can see that the trains come around. It's come from the south here.

In fact, rose, you can draw madness. So come from the south. It's you. It's gone round. And there's a dark shape that's at the other end of the curve, which is the break van being dragged around. And then in front of that is, is, is our past fifty five delt happy as .

Larry?

Is a big van at this point still crucial for breaking? Or is there like full train line .

air still most is still important for break IT like not point in the same way but certain ly apply its its heavier and applies a lot of the .

breaking force of of the total thing yes I make .

things I not be as much yeah actually a good dangled around but just fly off immediately and and break the couple ah because the rotation is what's snap the couple is behind because the vehicles and all overturned step in the couples so next time, please you you may be wondering what happen? Why why did this .

have what true to explain IT?

So I this is actually lesly buyers. This is the driver and he is like using a hat to hide himself from from, from the press .

didn't work very well as the camera was .

in front of them just once to the right being publicly shamed. Like got way easier when they invented, respectively, sunglasses, face masks and hit.

yeah also the super injection.

yes, true. But like like leaving crown court paparazzo ence, you know, yes.

if much improved by the the fake mustache, the sunglasses, the separate things of this .

nature coming out, of course, wearing the mister bits ates.

So so what had happened? So bias alleged that immediately following him, making that first break application so so far makes that fresh AK application rather than the first.

He when he basically put the vehicle into kind of neutral and his mind started to wonder to a notice he been given when he was booking on that night, which had questioned why he had lost four minutes on a previous service, and he was the second notice that he'd received that month and he had clear, like, had stressed him out and he, in his words he took them very seriously um and so he his mind wondered and he ditched the train for Better worse. I don't think it's fair to to this. We have a king in a railway and everything falls on the driver to not screw IT up but unfortunately the driver had the book through active. He, he, he was fully blame for this.

This is also a lot of parallel to a certain deal that occurred .

very closed.

Yeah, they always find a little less guy who they care at least about. And in this case, he had had the driver, and you might say, well, he was the one who calls the fuck up. And no, hudson in, well, do you know this is W T, Y P? You know the deal folks? Social murder?

yes. Yeah, drivers crashed trains, but knows they choose .

to IT precisely what. What did we learn from this? Well, we did actually learn some stuff from this next time, please, because we had already been installing this thing called automatic warning system around the rail that work after a previous absolutely horrifying crash hero. Wilson.

yeah, I wasn't actually released to safety, was just part of a gene engineering quest, like, have as many people exposed to as many annoying noise as as at work as possible. And I just have to go inside with safety.

yes. So the thing that makes a happy in your cab was IT being installed, but he was mostly just for like stop signals and know for like signals, and for sometimes for ends of track, and then think things of this nature.

The the first generation A W U S, uh, Green light sound is a rather pleasing, belong, the kind of .

trail is nice. It's not, I have a bear.

I don't have a bit. It's a kind like equivalent like a nice thugs up. You don't pass some back.

IT is nice. And you know what's funny there is this. So having done cafe des, particularly at speed on twenty five.

there is this nice retha of the A W S doing.

do you know what's funny is I was listen to a podcast day. They didn't say amar web serves. They were just sing A W S whole time. And yes, all I could think of is the funny yellow mag, the really a, so these things that are on on screen right now are water called morpeth boards. And the yellow text on the black is what they first look like.

And then, then we ve got rid of that, and we decided, the scotch people decided, why do we use a different shape? Man, why do you make IT a triangle? That's a scotch person putting on a scotch acts in there for some reason.

And yes, so they went from, they decide to make a triangle. And so kind of by the early eighties, we've moved into this like the realm of the triangle. And so you have these things.

So if you see these things out on the network, this more pth board, what IT does is IT goes, okay, if you're stepping down from like thirty miles or strong, like like hundred miles hour to thirty miles an hour, maybe it's a good idea to rewards you that that's a thing and even to tie into the A W S system. So if you go through that, that more with board too fast, the A W S for a product, apply the breaks. This is a good idea.

This is actually a good idea. So you get a sign, you get a warm in, the, the driver has to respond to. And if is no action taken, then the breaks will be applied.

So this is a good idea. We more of ports. Next, please, I can show you a picture of here is an A W S magnet kind of coin new one. But they kind of look mostly like this back in the day as well. So if you see this thing out on track, if you, if you're in that britain, that they apologies.

Secondly, you might see a lot of these around because they've got funny iron flowing, someone big because they they basically just a big magnet that that is what they are. That is a big electric is activated and deactivated in the next, next slight, please, they activate. So here, ross, can you circle the sunflower thing, that kind of .

sort of in the middle of the screen, which is a.

this is the cab of an in city, one, two, five, freshly. Which is why IT says, in very sexy sort of print stuff, max speed, one, two, five miles. And I like the one in a different size.

but in case optimistically, they ever needed to change IT up.

I do like that we have actually .

yeah I I also really really like like ipad in a dangle case that's really it's title to go yeah .

I like I often wondered when I .

was looking at the kind of like soviet retrofuturism stuff what I felt like to live in the count of ruins of a failed state. So capitalist superstructure builds over and be like, uh, you can see the past, in the present, in the future.

all at once. And now I know. So no, pa, piece of paper, plastic. P the other hand of the ipad that is doing the driver of vigor y system, advising them when is kind of like break later and such a our coasts and stuff to say fuel. So yeah, good.

One of the funny things about the pennsylvania G G one is at least a poc apocryphally. They never figured out how fast they ago. There is one story that they brought that there there was one test run um with ten heavy wet coaches and they got to one hundred and sixty miles an hour and the engineer shut off the throttle and said that's the top speed. I I am not going fast.

This project .

somewhere be established by loves. I also like if you if you look forward of the um like the cabinet ts in the radio, a working as uh a train drive, you get harrogate water in this country, luxury, unparalleled luxury. Smash the unions now they are too good for too long. They got the fancy Sparkling water. H my god, facility boss.

And I know it's got it's like Crystal thing, but it's plastic and it's very, very fancy. And for ages that was that was like the bottle water of choice that was like dumped in the, like the of the guards spot the back of the ht as well. If you took your bike up there, you could steal sum IT was always very useful.

So so yeah, that little sung flare dial would illuminate a and and d, illuminate based on whether the edi is is activated. And if you didn't basically get the bell and if you don't respond to IT, the breaks will apply. This is quite a good system.

And IT genuine made our really always much, much safer. A very, very good thing. Weirdly though, if we could jump to the next lide, the more path fords and were not applied at more path.

I love this .

fucking country so much.

The reason why they weren't applied at more, but is because the engineers, well, basically, there was a stepping down of speeds. So rather than IT being like you are a hundred now, you're forty IT was well, I drop from one hundred and ten to hundred and five to seventy to fifty as the speeds ended up becoming because we did not great work on here for the H H. T.

So the speeds gone up from have increased the counter from like hundred and ten hundred and fifty millimeters. We can now go around the curve at fifty miles in our safety. But that stepping down of speed meant that the standard said, you don't need to put the thing that's called them more path board and more path, which is fine, right? sure. Great, excEllent. You didn't you didn't fall under the standard case for doing voice more towards officially called advanced warning indicators.

We don't need them here that I am still distracted by like village .

names of a um in west .

sleep burn. Uh, this has wrong, which is a interesting stealing, a stealing like palestinian. Viola, yeah.

yeah, just very, what a bizarre country we live in. What a strange place t fuck vibes. So, yeah, so here's how looks today.

by the way.

this is a to mention.

So this is so you can see that the trains either side of more, you train to go one hundred ten miles. This is a fast bit railway. And then IT isn't for a bit because of the curve. So because .

like seeing a speed camera equivalent speed try is a speed trap.

Yes, this I looked today and also have looked in the ninety eighties because we have done nothing since B. R. Did everything.

Yeah, so that's look at next time, please. Here is a diagram of embroidery station and read. I read the first line here and will understand what data is and .

why twenty forth the jone and eighty four so is one .

thousand eighty four. We're at moai velly station. Well, actually we're not quite to admit vly station where we're approaching at mowaffak in prosume a local train as a passenger at this point. But driver Peter alm was booked to take the aberdeen to london, sleep her south from eda late that evening. First though, he is sneaked in A A tRicky one at a pub in museum near his home in DRAM.

So at next likely is IT a crime to get drunk at.

He had done this, please.

he a point.

So yeah, so he arrived. Actually, he didn't get the local train. Sorry, he drove.

He arrived in his car. At twenty one thirty five, he phoned his duty manager. And this little bothy .

thing is a good thing. This drive will get me so. But like what? Yeah, I actually actually drive. I drive .

a little Better when I buzz. So he, he, he phones .

the duty manager to say that he arrived twenty one forty three, and the the time between him arriving at twenty one thirty five and him phoning his boss at twenty one forty three gave him time to sneak a cheek. We nip. That's like, please, he got in a kind of larger try.

please. Do you know I saw this specific .

logger isn't skull and it's going to be tenants, man. So you got an account and step up a kind of strong lag, which at the time, tenant, so my boy is getting stuck in. So alan was seen in the .

copy rest in the bear, this .

looks .

delicious .

live .

show. We will get you on some some bus car and some tenant. Super.

a kind of super, is eat well. I drunk quite a bit of IT. Not enough of IT to be on.

In fact, not too much of the student and I probably only about four cans in total, and that was enough. It's not a nice thing to see me. I'm going to, but the factory is nice. But it's a it's .

a thing that you know you establish preference to establish your priorities, what you want to receive from the alcohol, right? Do you drink? Yeah.

you think british?

Yeah you drink and you're like, okay, I don't want to to have a good beer, but I want to have a beer and I want to like relaxing. It's going to be a chill time. You you drink a serve a strong log like your tenant super and you are like, not only do I not anna drink a good bit, but I want to get wasted and yeah.

it's a beer with purpose .

so .

having snuck this in before falling, the boss know they're like, with seven in the city military, could you just SAT .

in the car again? Get the little shit vives being an talked car and waverly station car park drinking a kind of like, so sort of like cold, but like cooled by IT being cold outside of super wait.

I've looked at waverly before on .

google maps. You drive your car inside the station that back .

in one thousand .

eighty four IT was really, really different. So you have to look at the old pictures and you could drive .

everywhere in the city that, I mean, not now.

but like, yeah, it's like that thing where Michael can drown in ankers. And like, hopes out the car jumps into into train heading north, kind of like that mess up again.

I got, okay. Open the doors to the brake. Vae, we dry my car in her.

Yes, we didn't innovate that much for the channel tunnel.

Yeah so presume wimbles a little bit. Allen was seen in the car part by a colleague about twenty one fifty five, and they also saw in climbing the steps to the footbridge .

that spanned the station around that time as well.

So so actually running down several .

passengers on the way up there get out different things on this .

matter of the places he stopped to pass on things.

My so so we can kind of track his journey on this you can see rose, kind of like on the right inside you can see the the bothy in the staff car party is really the telephone and there's not an arrow sin telephoned from here. Twenty one, forty three. Yes.

we d he's seen in two places at once because someone's been an exact about the time either that one drunk man has faced transported down .

the length of platform.

Good chance the person who called to him was also drunk.

drunk. So hey, I can say this as someone is born at what's going on there. I think .

that I think having little of allows .

like to yeah I think you can trace little journey, a little line t of not .

as weekly as IT should .

be moving around. Ana Jones .

playing Better.

and so he kind of makes this way long and eventually finds his way to the foolish. I don't know the footbridge. Okay, if it's mostly the same as IT is now IT comes out if you go south from the footage, this is a fun thing.

So this is the diagram from the report, right from the report of something that's about to happen. And all the screen you'll see in the bottom left on corner of the day of the diagram, they've picked out a load of little blocks and they ve written the letters P. H. In them done for public house. Two, three, four, five on four before drive.

never change scotland's. So .

this guy, he went missing for about forty five or fifty minutes when no .

one in the station saw him.

He was seen climbing up to the fruit IT bridge that if you go south, come out in the interest is directly opposite flash market. Anyone who's run from like shame or whatever in admr, that is a student I knew into whatever. And you're running to get a train lake because that's what you do. You will run down flash market close to get straight across into the step foot step .

down that I am picking up what you're putting down. I understand this deep. So flash market close again, sorry.

Yeah really is yeah. So so there are a lot of pumps within very easy access of that entry to the station. I have.

I have issues with substances, right? And after driving to the station and consuming two bears in my car, I think I would most be able to do one more bear at one pub before getting in my train. Well.

this guy was to be, I mean, this was basically the entrance interview filled, but like the Scottish division of british, right? So how many .

units are we in at this point? So the whisky rock.

two units for a whisky, right? Yeah, you will take if .

it's a strong poor three. Yes, in muscle Price. I'm gonna for strong poor. Three units from the whisky, two units from the the tenants, two units from the other tenants, and then four units from the tenant.

Super his nearing like you get like knocking, like half a big bottle of Price. This would be your likes of coat pocket science, bottle of like strong. Get your bottle glens out that. yes. yeah.

So this is little ville nasal railroad in the eighties drinking. yeah. I mean, this is the .

hand shape between, like british rail scotland .

region.

Think the .

scotland people .

cking migrate out there. Know of platform eleven about forty five or fifteen minutes.

accounting the possibility .

they had a hit flask as well about things at the shade case with brands yeah is wear .

one of those hopes of the big.

He's got he's got a little tart and thermo flask like all a .

camel back full ever clear.

Okay, the phrase camel back full of ever .

clear is gona sit with me.

at least not to worry about ever cleaning that you know, you are not getting any .

walk .

more that super.

So so despite his claim that he'd been wondering around the station, this was, he was nexen at twenty two fifty, basically getting into the local. Yeah, he had been seen at all in the kind of in sitting error. So my boy was getting stuck in.

He was, let's some next live please. Let's like to leave waverly station and Peter and his adventures and talk about the train. So this is, this is, here's a mark one coach. It's not it's a model, folks.

to a model y model 吧。

Not even a model is a picture of a model.

It's a picture.

The digital representation of picture.

Yes, this is nice. 是什么？ These have been replaced next, like please, these have been replaced by and my three coaches, so my three sleeper coaches and these do I often down on the market three these days because they're just hopelessly at class by modern role stop.

But in the one hundred and eighties, these were still really very, very good. They were very, very good coaches. They wrote, well, they're very strong.

They are very safe. As you know, if you wanted to do a centers check lib thing, you could be like, you know nothing railway systems um in a kind of like in a microcosm is your state of the art train being driven by a guy who has had like six camps of log in a couple .

of whisks again? I mean, do you want that or do you want people drink a fifth of A A urban in the in in the cab of novel? And ash will train with, yes, seven, five cars of chemicals.

cheese, oh my. So and so this train was formed of seven mark three still have two more ones, but they were the brake vans. Other end.

So we still for some reason, we're got this state at the time reason state of the art coaches. For some reason that's just such bit vibes, such B R. vibes. You have the mark one coaches are the side. And so next, like because this was being held by it's a class forty seven, the the train .

that there is.

I I love this thing. This is it's the honestly the best fleet of locomotive britain ever, bill, I love these things. This is four, seven, four, five, two. That means nothing to anyone. And IT shouldn't because if if follows IT doesn't an stuff to shut out high. And my people yeah say this is this is a beautiful ly simple, uh elegant, powerful and graph locomotive know this thing is like from the fifties, basically it's a tank and is beautiful and a rectangle .

with a and we build .

a thousand of them. So you did everything .

we used to things in this country.

We really did. We really bloody did. Like honestly, I think it's a hundred and fifty actually, but like that's a shit of just a little loads of locals. And so uh, in the small hours of the following days, so this thing self self from that heading south towards on this way to london, the train was approaching morph from the north at at nearly ninety miles an hour morpher ve had been recounted. It's permission of speed being lifted to fifty million.

Our of these trains are low me into a sense of like extreme awareness and professional alison, along with all of .

this alcohol because so you you're a brand new mark through sleep coach having slept in those that nice you get in coffee. You kind of fem that nice you like like the driver, but for different reasons you're feel in the nice rocking sensation that loving you, that gently, unpleasantly to sleep. The trouble is the train is still at ninety, and mop of curve is getting closer and closer and closer. Next light.

wow. Train on the grounds, train.

put on the ground, the train.

So anyway, it's a very nice picture, more because of here as the train enter. The locomotive over to them at this time is not let that the doubt t got away with IT. The forty seven did not.

The locomotive were returned and pulled its carriages with IT. The train mostly stayed intact. As in like the couplings, the thing kind .

of once iterated.

although you can see some damage, the vehicle is in that they just got people in IT. T your luggage .

has been crushed into a cube.

Yeah, but looks fine. Well.

IT takes to okay.

the.

Matters IT helped to avoid .

too much .

mess and combine with the strength of the market. Three meant that nobody was killed, which when you see the next pictures, you might be surprised by that there were thirty five injuries of passenger and staff. IT must be said. But so if you go to the next slide going .

on and you .

see .

the titular and also this house of .

the traders has quite literally fucked that house. It's it's saw the bangalore. And much like me, who whenever I see a bangalore become irrationally in raison, want to demolish, the three coach have the same sensation, and decided, fuck you particular.

And in in IT went and smashed up a bedroom. And the half of this bungalow also smashed up the front of its friend behind, smashed into a slide stronger, two story building behind. But yeah, this is quite good picture because IT shows a couple of things.

IT shows freshly. The local water is hidden behind the tree. But you can kind of see IT in two thirds into the the show. You can kind of see it's it's it's front and it's back. You can see that my coach over you point IT out rightly, and the mark three behind this, that the train to broken behind that. But you can also see that those coaches have have stayed mostly in a line which has helped the energy tips page because all of the more kind of breaking together as they diggin the baLance stuff, or the .

which, what is a bond allow, if not more baLanced.

anything past to .

track side is baLanced and grave. That in fifty for highest.

say you equivalent .

to the spaceship guys, you would got this litho breaking .

bangalore broking and what .

have you like a long term for a the .

fact that yeah the fact the .

trainer stage largely in line has is a very good thing for the safety as well as the fact that o the take the two story house is bent a bit, but most of it's it's going through .

part of that two story house that does technically make the two story's of joke.

Yeah, IT is a drake house. Yeah that's yeah.

that's IT. And then the back .

of the train is still most in test that's found. So no one killed, which is really good next time, please, because we have to look at more pictures of our outspoke smash a bit because it's extremely fun. So here is so here's a not the picture, the fresh see that the the train sneering through the garden, smashing into the the front bedroom of the two story as obliterating the bungalow. Rip the and then the next picture you can see the the mark through that had the most bashing and IT stayed pretty well intact, except that it's like being bent in the metaphorical nee of the big house. The next picture is A A rather on the happy house owner whose bungo has .

been demolish by a mark three know why you have the money .

out to be off.

That looks like a very long suffering man guy .

who just put the last link .

of pains on his perfect i'm a feeling he will .

have moved somewhere without a railway after this, and that's my suspicion. So next leader here is, here is a diagram of what happened. Well, this time the trains come from another direction. So it's coming from the the right outside the slide, heading south words all of no, I didn't manage to get facing south at this point because curve, you can see the train has a gone that everywhere and made a massive mat track, which is very rude.

And so many permanent engineers consider this be an inconvenience .

precisely or and a convenience because we get to we get some I speed, we get some brand new track installed, which is always A I think one of inks that really knowledge me is whatever we have like like climate change.

space smash ranger.

I think they always always me would like track washed and the stuff these days with climate change because that only more and more is they always seem to happen just after we've done a trap renel. So you got this beautiful track with like no baLance under the rivers washed out. And why can they happen to neck track? And then we get a free renewal off the back of IT.

Anyway, very noised by that always happening. So next one, please, because is a diagram in the crash report that you remember the picture that I put popular earlier of one rail, a kind of raised about the other. Here you can see the one hundred fifty million meters, but you'll see there is they've added that an exhibit at the diagram here, which is the the wheel and axle.

And you'll notice something about that, which is that is doing something that if if you just pay close attention here, you'll see IT shouldn't be doing that, which is tipping way off the track. No, IT shouldn't. That's bad.

That's a bad thing that has happened there. That which is why he added that the fact that the report includes this diagram, I quite enjoy this. You'll enjoy ze that the wheel is not supposed to doing that.

This is a, this is when there is a lot of cantire iena. Y, yes.

this is a significant amount of antiquity ency to the point of train leave track. Um yes. So of A A .

dual track drifting, this is one rail drifting.

Yeah, yeah. This is, this is doing the James bond, the good James bond film that isn't a James bond film where they got the two wheel, a truck and sting dodge missile in the doing that but in a class forty seven yeah next time please because anyway yeah after this more pth boards were installed at more um you .

will be glad if IT only looks so what twenty years yeah .

I only took them like twenty years and another big mess out. Several people's houses get involved yeah so job done. right? Problem solved. No, you decide please because that's right. This is a four disaster episode oh g ten years later on rows, please.

Twenty seventh je ninety ninety four .

yeah and express parcel train hold by another class 7， which really didn't.

This may be after random north onda suburb and holding one of those beautiful royal mail post fans.

Yes, so he was hold presume holding all of these post fans. I like this one for a variety reasons. This this picture, so of inti part, this named after the depot at finds by park, and and this, so the train crash at the class four times, goods run the curve eighty miles and are obviously crash horribly.

Frankly, nobody, nobody was killed. But as his cab hit the dirt, the driver, quite literally, eight baLance and was pretty severely injured. So would not like to be eating baLance.

I actually have some ballets down in a bag. Next me on A O that stuff decides your fist. And I would not want one of those to hit me in the head at one mile an hour, let alone lots of them .

hitting me in the helix, injuring.

So I I have a letter later. No vane lover.

yeah. So I want to. It's not like, weird is IT hototogisu n livery stuff. This train hit the dirt so hard .

that IT IT was livery yeah they took the intensity livery off that went back to blue.

It's the .

visual blue underneath that should be black but it's just taken that stripped .

IT right back yeah quite something. So ah yeah like the depot people being like our shit, we're supposed to take that down to the, to the um they gna see that we just paint IT over the previous. He supposed to take you down.

I mean, the paint guy realizing he's in trouble, but not the most trouble of anyone that day, is organisationally interesting.

So you know, the more of the boards have been fed, so how did this happen next time, please? Well, okay. So the previous three incidents all had published official reports, which means that we, yes, it's the W T Y P.

Yellow with some reports or where people laugh me in the proposition episcopari did loads of these. And people like got really likes putting reports onto the yellow. And I like it's the W T, I P. yellow.

I'm thematic. Three reports, lots IT is nice.

Three nice reports telling us lots of things about what happened. Really nice in detail. Even the eighteen, seven, seven one is a pretty good report detail.

So you think this going to be another one right at next time, please? Yes, no, wrong. Early prime tizer days.

Everything's are free for all. Who needs to learn stuff? We don't. We don't need to do a railway. We just need to know, do nothing .

to move fast and learn things.

Yeah, exactly. So next time, please. Because at the time these choco fucked had taken over .

the rail inspector or and .

we're in charge of right .

crush for from the gathering.

Yeah yeah well, the health and safety executive um if you want to understand regulatory capture, they are what an organza to realize to kind of understand as a case study in that. So they were supposedly at this point with francia sation, they were in charge of writing crash reports, which they either just didn't do or they did do them and they didn't publish them at some point. We will do the test autonation collapse.

I'm convincing everyone on here to do the test caton ic collapse. So lobby your local W, T. P, and I will talk more about this because of how to say they have this responsibility lies stripped from them after a series of horrible incidents. And big failures are in industry learning. So we have no idea .

why that post train crashed from that.

So so yeah, that's and that is a weird end to the story of the model, which by the way, is still there. I've i've got a couple of friends who when they go through that, they send me a picture saying, yeah, I got through, okay. So yeah, it's kind of a running .

because of all gray and .

literally people, still the people the train .

crash is. But tea.

Yeah, I nize tea. Yeah, exactly tea that piccard likes. So did we did?

So did I? I know a lot here did. Did we learn .

anything from any of the british?

So beyond, because beyond did more to fords. Eventually, they did more of fords, but they eventually decided to install them at more path. So we got there eventually.

But have we actually fixed the problem? not. But the curve is still there. Still there.

七 毛 是 哪？ It's a really obvious to slow down between one hundred, one hundred million or plus. Its to railway, it's very strange. Um it's yeah but there we go that's more more curve.

It's just this this universal like there are blots of railroads in the world that have these like really like tight curves in between high speed segments. And they go wrong all the time. And i'm when I say all the time, I mean, they have a crash every couple decades, but that's still too much.

Yeah, I know. Just just don't have to get rid of the king. Sorry, rid and let's rid. Yeah no, it's two overbuilt.

And to established to rise of way that now you just like you'd have to do some insane or a purchasing to like change the shape of IT at all.

You'd need a new viaduct over the river, which would be quite expensive. Other than that, I would be cheap because the land is fairly cheaper and it's more perham.

It's fine. You'd have some very unhappy land owners.

But while the .

eyes turned on treasury away from.

away from the except that we need the money for treasury to build the bridge to go over the river.

so rest in the front. But we, like, goes a racal rivers. Like, have a way to take the heat off you and all, it's gonna quire the cost of one via duck. I literally have a bridge to sell you.

Well, of course, my my approach to get into this king is actually not to get rid of at all, is actually build H S two on the other side of the country, even though is the bending er side build the H S two bed tunnels that get you from where you all to finished manchester under the carrot plans to where really all to finish, which is glasses. So do that and then you will then you don't need to worry about this curve because every train will stop at morph. So they're all be slowing down any way to do that and things will be much safer as a result.

But there more the best for .

more para mop. You know what ironic is that? They shouted in screen to get the railway. And actually what I did was read more as a marketing because the railway took just meant everyone let morph. So so we maybe .

that they .

that exactly thank you. So yeah, ross, i'll give IT back to you. Thanks for thanks all you for listening to more for chat. Yeah.

I I hope we can really put more but on the map no, I think this can be a global center for colors pretty soon.

Check this should out more, test more problems. See after after a couple of hours of arrangement .

that is different.

IT doesn't exactly .

well a segment on .

the podcast called safety. third.

Here.

what's going on? Hello, roz, november lyam and garths .

really now milk .

shakes here.

Until very .

recently, I was one of the sorry few test with producing entire mice to various supply imagines. And under thirty seconds.

let's go. All generous herc railway suit like a mogin ate side all the hits today.

Well, in vivo research is a whole disaster on its own. This story comes from the bench work side of the lab. The reason that we need from time to time to make soup from rodents is that a grant is easier access to the smallest parts of the rodents, the molecules. IT is much easier to extract rejected target molecule from membranes, a marginal soup. Then this make IT from complex and fitly organs, huh?

Though the .

tissue imagining zer does most of the work perfectly well, IT leaves some microscopic pieces of organs floating around, which can rebble your data in ways that bother corporate.

not agreable. I ate that sense, though.

There is, however, a second machine, which can be deployed to remove these contaminants and convert a batch of soup like imagination into Crystal clear light in just about thirty minutes.

Cock that machine .

is called the ultra center fuge.

I think you back, that's the cool est thing I fucking out in my life. Your box standard off .

the shelf.

Ultra center fuge can run you nearly one hundred thousand dollars IT .

looks like, looks like an old time. My washing machine costs, as you say, and finite dollars. I, I, I just wana throw stuff in here. See what happens .

A A google day. And the first result is an introduction to ultra fugate from back generate .

acceleration is has one million g one thousand eight hundred.

what your box standard off the shelf .

ultra set refuge can run you nearly one hundred thousand dollars and is capable of accelerating exemplars to angular velocities on that same order of magnetite.

I, I, I know here a thing in the hazards section, which i'm gna keep to myself, assuming that the thing is about this.

oh, yes, okay, okay. Yep.

they don't. To these samples, maxes added one hundred and fifty thousand times the force of gravity on earth and readily compresses any particulates in your imagination into an easy to discard pilot. The subject of today's story is a shorter bench top model, the roader of which is about head hide for anyone sitting at a bench in the same room.

Okay, i'm regressing. Having read the first sentence of the hazards section. Now.

on an unspecified day, at an unremarked upon time, a coworker of mine loaded a router image b filled with samples into the machine started to run. Now one quirk about the ultra center fuge is that is screams when it's working Normally.

Same, i'm IT. Yeah yeah. Since the instantaneous .

liner's velocity of the router passes through the full range of human hearing on its way to one hundred thousand revolutions per minute.

huh?

At no point since my co worker started the run and promptly left the lab did IT make any of the correct noises.

I leave the room .

immediately. The ultra fuge started to grow into a rattle before growing into emergency shot off. I called this co worker over, since the samples are usually time sensitive, and he took the router to confirm that he had baLanced the samples correctly.

I did not notice when he came back and said I was busy with my own work, but a few minutes later, I hope I heard the ultra center fuge kick back up to five thousand R, P. M. Without issue.

Oh, okay. The rattling .

started slowly. IT gender before a jostled and IT bumped before IT banned. But the ground .

was sudden. What i'll is always sudden.

Whatever bees, they locked in there to spend the samples was unhappy, and after a few thousand more R, P, M, tolerating the mismatch samples, IT demanded justice, but not before trying to reach the target speed of one hundred thousand rpm for some reason.

But the one .

I don't want.

Like an industry novel, but like an industry novice and a general dumb. As I approached the machine .

to shout.

how are cycling .

by standing to approach the machine, which is sound poised to fractured any second, I had moved my APP to be into the danger zone where IT would speed debris at any point if the machine fractured from stress um and each step widen the arc I occupied earlier I mentioned the ultra center future strength in terms of relative forces in angular velocity. The instantaneous linear velocity at this stage approaches three hundred miles an hour. Luckily, this model comes equipped with an easily access main power switch, and IT applies an emergency break if powers is disrupted while the router is in motion. When I finally settled down, I pauses my work and decided to .

take a lunch early.

Yeah, just almost getting shot with a three hundred million hour a of red VISA. The sentence both both granthum I was sort of dancing around was at reads as follows. The tremendous rotational connected energy of the roster and Operating ultra fuge makes the catastrophes failure of a spinning rose a serious concern as IT can explode spectacularly.

All brands over. Watch throat explode. It's spectacle.

Just wild.

I cannot say how close the machine came to thorough imagining zing a slice of my torso, but I do know any internal damage was covered by a service contract .

with the manufacture. Like breaking bad and trying to do science for crime. But you're like setting up one of these in front of the bullet proof glass of a bank. They like you are going to get through this and you should.

When the technician was serving the machine, I asked him privately to hide the calibration menu before he left. Since i'm pretty sure this is how Michael worker bypass the emergency, shut down instead of balancing the samples correctly, there probably won't been a failure in the motor of the barring before any shit really hit the fan. But suffice to say, this experience left me with a healthy appreciation for microgram precision, a microgram precision balancing and the value of my own life.

Yeah track.

I will know that one of the main guys, the development of the ultra center future, is apparently called duct. Jessie wakefield beams. And I I note down here, physicists name not named doctor beams, didn't even work with lasers. Waste my fucking time.

Waste up waste.

Sorry, this one ran a little long. He didn't run a little long, he shouted, seen some of the ones that came and recently, hopefully he gets pared with a short, bloodless disaster .

um respectfully .

or otherwise. Another biosciences twink .

fantastic. Thank you.

yes.

Thank thank you. Thank you. Thank you. By a science strike.

Yes, that that was lovely. I'm delighted to learn about the ultra fuge.

Yeah, that's a vera.

Like ultra center fuge exploding and like get nearby county. yeah.

Yes, I one of the things about moving is that I have my back to a window. now. I gotta change that. Get behind solid a wall, as I can understand.

get that that played .

up sort of explosive reactive armor like election tanks from the test tube of of of, of of, you know, imagination. Roden lies to the window.

five thousand miles hour. Oh, good.

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