Lex drives a weird van around town and picks up treasures from Craigslist.
Lex unsurprisingly keeps the chair that can do everything but make him a pizza.
Lex doesn't buy an Aventon from two face tattoo guys, despite the fact that they had a nice dog.
Had Lex asked for whale teeth as payment, a potential computer monitor buyer probably wouldn't have
Lex stops having to yell at pedestrians on multi-use paths.
Lex buys himself a Hamilton Tiger-Cats sweatshirt he didn't need and while potentially recouping the
While shipping an Aimé Leon Dore jersey, Lex doens't know if the University of Tufts Jumbos basketba
Lex DOESN'T encounter an obvious advance payment scam after getting stuck behind a train.
Lex applies lessons learned at tag sales to what remained of his Volkswagen Fox stuff, but not befor
Though turbo boost on the Aventon is a reference to Knight Rider, Lex still sells his counterfiet, G
Lex knew he could trust a guy who wanted to make a tire trade in the hardware store parking lot.
Lex learns that losing a wallet isn't the obvious hint it seemed to be.
Lex is pretty sure asking Becky to make pillows also woulda ended the friendship, but he can't be su
Lex doesn't want a Houston Rockets shirt after finding out the New Orleans Pelicans shirt gets all l
Lex doesn't have to check with his husband before getting a vanity or a soccer chair.
Certain to encounter only tolerance and expanded horizons, Lex shares the Turnpike Troubadours and A
Lex gets sent to a lot of far away addresses, but doesn't go to a local one.
The Admiral and the Lime are joined by a Wahoo.
After dealing with thrift store based derision, Lex makes it possible for his wife to continue to pa
Lex is called brother, bro, boss, man and buddy by someone who thinks his shorts are dope.
Despite what a rug and a shirt would lead people to believe, Lex did NOT go to the University of Geo
