Trump's First Day, Jan. 6 Pardons, Klepper Crashes Inauguration | Stephanie Hsu
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Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Roy Chang. We got so much to talk about tonight. MAGA throws a party, Donald Trump rules by shoppy, and Jordan Klepper freezes his ass off at the inauguration. But you know what? This is day one of the Trump administration part two. So let's get into our brand new segment, the second coming of Donald J. Trump. I'm gonna cop. Ha ha ha!

Yesterday was a momentous day for the country. The once-disgraced president returning to office after four years ready to enact terrible revenge against his political enemies. But first, party time! And what a party it was! Donald Trump got dressed up in a tux that actually fit him for a change and made his grand entrance in front of a Windows 95 screensaver. A...

They played YMCA, which is America's new national anthem, I guess, while Donald Trump did the presidential jerk-off dance because that's not like a song that has its own extremely famous dance moves. Then they brought out a cake with an airplane on it, which is the coolest thing any six-year-old boy can have. And, uh, wait, are they giving him an actual sword to cut the cake? Oh, don't give him a...

Don't give him a sword. Now he's dancing with the sword. And it's just a bad idea. He really just swung that thing around. We were about three inches away from finding out whether Melania is cake. This was a long night of celebration, and he ended it by thanking everyone who was important to him, starting, of course, with the person standing directly in front of him. I have a great family. I really do. I just look around.

My son Eric has been so incredible. Okay, I thought you were gonna start with Melania, but I'm sure you'll get to her next. Then you have... Where is my Ivanka? Have you ever heard of Ivanka? And Jared? Okay, you know what? Yep.

He's saving the most important person, Melania, for last. We have Tiffany's here someplace. And Michael. Let's cry our great golfer Don and Don and Chloe. Wait, who the f*** is Chloe? His wife is standing right there. He's just making up new family members?

And she does not look happy, okay? I don't know about the Panama Canal, but tonight, the Slovenian Canal is closed. And...

Look, it wasn't all partying and disrespecting his wife, okay? He also did some work. Like, actually, a lot of work. Yesterday, that dude signed over 100 executive actions. I mean, look at them. He froze the federal hiring bill, something about genders. Then he said Cuba's a state-sponsored terrorist now. He renamed a mountain. Dishwashers are less efficient. What, he can do that? I don't know.

Look, he had so many executive actions, they had to, like, scroll through the tracks like it was an ad for, now that's what I call MAGA. And being the showman that he was, Trump wasn't going to sign these behind a desk with a pen and paper like a nerd, okay? No, he turned this into an arena show.

Capitol One Arena in front of a crowd of supporters, Trump putting into motion his day one actions. - After President Trump signed the executive orders at a desk that was placed on stage, he had a pile of pins. Well, President Trump decided to toss the pins to some of his supporters.

Wow. Whoever caught that pen is so lucky. I mean, that is going to be such a cool thing for those guys to show their kids once they get their visitation rights back. And even after he got back to the White House, he just kept signing. I mean, this guy was so in the zone, he didn't even know what he was signing. What is this one? Withdrawing from the World Health Organization. Ooh. Ooh.

He's withdrawing from the World Health Organization like he's hearing the dessert options. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll have the tiramisu and potential measles outbreak with that. I mean, if you could put anything in front of him yesterday, he would have signed it. Melania, now's your chance to update the prenup. Go, go, go, go. But, you know...

But you know what? I'm not gonna be shitting on President Trump, okay? Okay, sure, he pulled out of the WHO. But, like, who are those guys? What are the odds there's ever gonna be a pandemic requiring global cooperation? So I'm gonna go to President Trump with an open mind. You know, he won the election, which means he's a great guy who's right. So I'm sure his executive orders are reasonable. Trump pulled the U.S. out of the Paris Climate Accords. Okay, look, he...

I know that sounds bad for these woke liberals, but, like, does it really matter? You know, one year we're in, next year we're out. We've been doing the hokey-pokey with these guys for, like, 12 years. They don't even put us in a group chat anymore, okay? Also, newsflash, Paris Accord, yo, we're not gonna reach the emission goals anyway, okay? This world is over.

It's just an excuse to go to Paris, which, uh, overrated. Okay? So, fine, he's taking us out of anything that involves the rest of the world, okay? I'm sure there's other executive orders that aren't any worse. Among the many executive orders President Trump signed on Monday was this one, pausing the TikTok ban for 75 days. He says the United States should broker a deal to own half of the platform. I think the U.S. should be entitled to get half of TikTok...

And congratulations, TikTok has a good partner. See? Yo, he brought back TikTok. Just as my brain was regaining its higher-order functions. I mean, oh, my God, that was close. Now, if you remember, TikTok was originally banned because everyone thinks it gives China too much influence over Americans. And to be fair, before I started using TikTok, I was a white guy from Iowa, okay? But the point...

The point is, the people have spoken, okay? We want China to change our brains. What absolute idiot even thought of banning it in the first place? We're looking at TikTok. We may be banning TikTok. Okay. Yeah, thank you, President Trump, for saving us from that guy. What I'm saying is, all these executive orders aren't bad, okay? I mean, what else is he doing? And Trump is going to try, through executive order, to end birthright citizenship. It's a

It's a constitutional right that those born on American soil are U.S. citizens regardless of their parents' immigration status. Okay, okay, that does sound like a major change. Birthright citizenship has been in the Constitution for over 100 years. But, on the other hand, should you just be a U.S. citizen just because you were born here? I mean, I think all citizens should have to prove that they're truly American by taking a quiz on American history and failing it. Okay?

If your score is above 60, you're going back to Asia or whatever shithole country has educational standards. And to be fair, nothing too extreme so far. I mean, it sounds like there's a campaign Trump that says things to win, and then there's a President Trump who rules more moderately.

Overnight, with the stroke of a pen, President Trump issuing sweeping pardons to nearly all of the rioters charged for their actions on January 6th. So this is January 6th? Trump even granting clemency to the more than 600 people charged with assaulting or resisting law enforcement. Okay, look, freeing violent criminals from prison seems less moderate and more like something Bain did, okay? Okay.

But you know what? If you know your history in that situation, Batman fixed it, okay? So... concerns are overblown. Uh, and, look, these guys have been in prison for, like, two whole months already, okay? I'm sure they've learned their lesson. Jacob Chansley, we know him as also the QAnon shaman, he put out something on social media where he said, "I got a pardon, baby. Thank you, President Trump. Now I am gonna buy some mother effing guns."

See? He learned his lesson. For more on the J6 pardons, we go live to senior legal correspondent Josh Johnson. Josh. Josh, where the hell are you? I'm at a bank, you silly goose.

Everyone get on the f***ing ground. I ain't playing. Josh, Josh, what? Are you robbing a bank? Of course not. This is a bank robbery. Get on the floor. Okay, look, it definitely looks like you're robbing a bank. Sure, it looks like I'm robbing a bank because I'm in a bank holding a gun, demanding money from tellers who are crying, and we'll see what happens if they do not come up out of this money, all right? But I'm wearing a MAGA hat.

And as the J6 pardons clearly established, you can't be wearing a MAGA hat and doing a crime at the same time. - Okay, wait, hang on. How does the hat change the fact that you have a gun aimed at people's heads? - Without the hat, I'm robbing a bank. With the hat, I'm peacefully protesting a rigged financial system. Sandra, I've been very clear. I want the lollipops too! The great ones, okay?

Sorry, Ronnie. Multitasking. Josh, had or no had, the police are going to arrest you. And if they do, I'm a political hostage. Much like these people who I'm currently holding hostage. All right? Sandra, the little pins with the chain. All of it in the bag. How many times do I have to tell you? Okay. Oh, my God. Josh, did your gun just go off? That was my bad. I mean, these triggers are so funky. You just touch them and they go off. Okay. I think you're in big trouble now.

I mean, I would be if I didn't have a second hat. Okay, look, save some of those hats for me. Josh Johnson, everybody. When we come back, Jordan Klepper went to the inauguration, so don't go away.

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Welcome back to The Daily Show. Donald Trump was inaugurated yesterday, and wherever Donald Trump goes, Jordan Klepper is not far behind in another edition of Fingers the Pulse. Fingers the Pulse.

The Trump coronation was a weekend full of the usual pomp and circumstance, and strangely, a victory rally celebration the day before the actual celebration celebration. So I headed to our nation's frozen capital to witness the festivities. The golden age of America has arrived. Not only are we excited here in the US, but the world is excited. We're excited to get rid of the old administration, you know, just wipe the slate clean. You do that with like dope dance moves or something? No, we do that with Krypton AI.

But it wasn't all fun and games. Trump was elected to deal with serious issues. But I think the Gulf of America is a good idea. Good name change. Yes. And why stop there? I mean, New Mexico, that's horseshit.

Yeah. Right? People are coming out in support of more nationalist governments and making sure that we can actually support our people and not globalist elites. Stay out globalist elites. Absolutely. That is exactly what we want. Are you excited to see Elon Musk up there? I am. And MAGA isn't just for one kind of people.

We are for the American people and everybody that that encompasses. I think you're going to need everybody to get together to push out those globalist elites. Absolutely. So let's get the richest man in the world from South Africa to come in here and do it. I completely agree. What do you want to see him do, day one? Well, I want to see him pardon everybody from January 6th. I want them to free our January 6th prisoners right away. I hope that happens right away. Pardon all of them? Yes, all of them. Really? Yes. Do you pardon everybody from January 6th?

i think majority of the people should be hard honestly when this guy is still going to be part of that for sure yes yeah yeah yeah who ever had a little stickers bar uh... i thought of american democracy walked out the door huh that's actually a gun outside the capital city part

Well, I don't think he should have shot a gun. That's just my opinion. I know. That's a little different situation there. Call me old-fashioned. This guy with a gun shooting a gun outside the Capitol? Most definitely he should not be pardoned. There are 2.1 million people there. They didn't all storm the Capitol. None of them were armed. Well, some were armed. Who? This guy. This guy with a gun outside the Capitol. Should he be pardoned? Did he shoot the gun? Is that a real gun or is that a fake gun? He shot the gun up in the air. Yes. Yes. He should be pardoned. Because...

Yeah, I think he should be pardoned. Why? Because I don't think he should be, uh... I don't think he was... I think he should be pardoned. Yeah, absolutely. What about this guy spraying a bear spray at the police officer? Self-defense. So pardon? Yeah. That's a tough one.

Was that from the same day? Yeah, that's January 6th. The most photographed crime in human history. Okay, well you can show me 8 million more, I'm pro-pardon. Where was this at? January 6th?

You've not seen this image? No, I have not seen that. Have you seen any of these images? Some of them, but not these. Really? Maybe the ones, maybe the media that I'm following is not showing these. It could be. It could be. What media did you follow? All conservatives. Did you watch the January 6th hearings? No, I didn't, no. Okay.

So this is new. So that's my fault. I should have been better informed, yes. I will say that's a refreshing thing to hear. In the end, it didn't matter because Trump just pardoned this guy and 1,500 of his friends. But this weekend is about joy. One thing you're most excited about seeing today?

Donald Trump at 5 o'clock. That's it. And the garbage truck. And the garbage truck. Yes, this garbage truck. The MAGA garbage truck that went viral during the campaign will reportedly hit the streets during the inauguration day parade. And these full-grown adults who voted for the president were really, really pumped. The garbage truck is here? Yeah. No. I didn't know that.

The garbage truck is here? I did hear that. I did hear it was coming, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. The garbage truck is here. Have you heard about that? No, the one that Trump sat in? Yeah. People were hyped to celebrate a new chapter in America. But as Inauguration Day arrived, there was a wrinkle. The ceremonies have been moved inside. And it meant thousands of MAGA faithful were left to aimlessly wander the empty National Mall.

Sparsely attended as of now. Yeah, it's a little calm. I'm kind of surprised at how small the crowd is. Is that disappointing? Yeah, because I would have liked to have seen a little bit more. Don't you think it's kind of the perfect metaphor? Yeah, I guess so. He's inside hanging out with the billionaires while all of his supporters are outside in the cold. Yeah, but I think that MAGA is a tough crowd anyway. They're prepared to be left in the cold. Yeah, absolutely. Expectations definitely changed. We had planned on being here. We were really excited for the parade.

Have you thought about trying to get inside the rotunda? Uh, not really. I feel like that one's going to be a little tough for us today. Really? For you guys? I mean, judging by your outfit, can't you just climb the walls? Or judging by your outfit, can't you just break a window? Yeah, I mean, I personally probably wouldn't break a window. That would really hurt my hand, especially in the cold. What's the vibe like here right now? Very relaxed. It is relaxed. Somber, almost. I mean...

What died? The free press? I don't think anything died. I think we're all just kind of relaxed. Oh shit, I'm sorry. Turn around slowly, slowly. Don't spook it. Is that the garbage truck? I don't know. I've got something that I think is going to bring a smile to your faces. Really? You know what's going to be here today? What? The garbage truck.

Oh, yeah, I saw one. What? I saw one. Oh, my gosh. I'm excited. We can't leave. We can't go home. We have to stay. You say you saw one? Yes, I know. I saw one. I saw one today. I saw it pass by. You don't know if it was the garbage truck? No, I don't know if it was the one. Regardless, you seem excited by it. Oh, yeah, I'm very. I love your PJs, by the way. Thank you. I think we know who's going to run in 2028. Thank you, Jordan. When we come back, Stephanie Hsu will be joining me on the show, so don't go away. Thank you.

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Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight is an Academy Award-nominated actor who stars in the Peacock original comedy series, Laid. Please welcome my good friend, Stephanie Su. They love you. Dude, they didn't even stand up for me. Ronnie! They love you. Thanks for coming on the show. Your show! I'm so excited to be here. Yeah, it's great to see you. I haven't seen you in so long.

This show you just did, you filmed it, what, like two years ago? No, last year. Only last year? Yes, last year. We shot it really fast in Vancouver. Yeah, that's right. I remember when you shot it because you turned down my pilot to do the show. Okay, allegedly, but I don't remember this. Oh, yeah. Well, that means you didn't even see your reps turned down. My reps are...

- Yeah, I remember. - You're just like, blockading you from me. - But it looks like you made the right choice because my pilot didn't get picked up and your show did. - Okay, well thank you so much. - And so it's a great show, it's super funny. We actually were in like three projects together. - Every single movie/TV show where there is one Asian person, you're in it.

You're the next person. Yeah. And I think you just proved that. Yeah. And I pride myself on being that. Heck yes. Please call me if you have more than one Asian in your thing. I do have a funny story about shortcomings. Oh, yeah. But this was not going to be my surprise. No, okay. Okay, my funny story about shortcomings was that... Which is the thing we did together was the first clip. Go watch it. He didn't show the part where we smooch. We do smooch. Okay. And after Randall would call cut, Ronnie would be like...

What do you mean? We would like-- we would like smooch, and then Randall would be like, cut. And he'd be like-- Yeah. Scene's over. Yeah, as soon as the director says cut, my job is done, woman. I'm not-- wouldn't it be to linger in the kissing? Like, once-- yeah. Once the love scene, once the director says cut, I'm like, I'm out. Yeah. Married. Yeah. No, I respected it. I was like, no, I really respect this man.

Wouldn't it be weird if I didn't stop, though? Of course. Right. I know. Yeah, but that's like an acting. I don't know. As an actor, does it take a while for you to get out of the scene? I don't know. I'm like, no. My erection dies down immediately. Well, this is a good pivot to my surprise, which is that over the holiday, I watched your new comedy special, and it was so funny. I just want to shout that out.

Wait, this is your surprise that you watched my comedy special on Netflix? No, it's not. Well, because, you know, people here come and talk about their stuff, but I want to shower you with some love. Oh, it's okay. I get enough attention on this show. My name's in the... Yeah, I know. No, that's nice of you. Yeah, thanks for coming to the... When I was on tour with... Oh, wait, you never came a single time. Well, I could...

a roast. We always miss each other geographically. Because you were doing it in LA, and then I was in New York, and then you were in New York, and then I was in Vancouver. No, I don't take it. I'm on the mailing list. But thanks for watching it. It's so funny. I appreciate it. It brought me a lot of joy. Yeah, but we're here to talk. No, don't talk about me. I'm not here.

Dude, I love backstage, she's like, I have a surprise for you. I'm not going to tell you what it is. I'm going to say it on air. And her surprise was promoting my special. I don't think you know what surprise is. No, it's embarrassing you in front of your loving fans. Everyone here is loving it. I promise you the comment section is hating this one. So it's...

Tell us about Laid. Laid is a dark comedy rom-com. It's about a woman in her 30s, Ruby Yao, who's having a hard time finding love. And she starts to find out that everyone she's ever slept with is dying in mysterious ways in the order that she slept with them. So she has to be like, am I...

the problem and sort of that's the umbrella of her sort of like love quest search of warning all her previous lovers and then getting tangled in some triangles along the way. And just to be clear, I mean, it's not like the dying of STDs. No, no, no, it's not that. It's not that. No, no. That's obviously the... It's a comedy. It's a comedy.

you know? Right. Yeah, so. I mean, that's the allegory, but it's not actually people dying of gonorrhea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like. I'm not sure you can. Yeah. Oh, you can't die from gonorrhea? No, no, I'm not. I don't know. I wouldn't know. You just laughed

- Your chance in the comment section. - But like, because it's kind of like Final Destination a little bit. - Yeah. - When people die, it's always like some weird, hot left field. And I watched it, it was super funny. I gotta tell you, I'm not just saying it, it's super funny, it's very watchable, it's that very watchable. You're great in it. - Thank you. - You know, every time, everything I watch you in, it's like, you're so talented, you've got comedic timing out the wazoo.

but you come out, like, you come from this, like, experimental theater background. I do. So, like, how did you get it to this place where you can, you know, you're nominated for, like, Academy Awards for realism, realism acting, but you come from this, I don't know what you're doing in experimental theater in New York. It's a lot of, like, rolling around on the floor. Right. You know? And it's a lot of, like... Like, just... A lot of what? Just free... You know what?

Oh, like freezing? Well, just like shapes, you know what I mean? Right. Just like abstractions. Yeah, it's weird. It is weird, but it's also, you know what it is, actually, what I think about it? I mean, there's like clowning involved, too, where people do like mask work or like clowning work. It's just like big art spaces.

space, actually. It's not like things are maybe not as mainstream, but I actually think the thing that experimental theater gave me was permission to be like a full artist and be like fearless. And I think, you know, when we were first starting out, I just like that space was not available in a mainstream way for me. Oh, for you. Yeah. Or...

Wait, you mean what was not available? Like the... Well, there was no Joyride. There was no Everything Everywhere. You know, there was like 16 Candles, you know? You mean work. There was no work. There was no jobs. There was no work. There was no jobs. So do you mean you went to experimental theater because you couldn't get a job or because you wanted to do it? I think because I wanted to like fully do what I was capable of doing. Right, you were a pure artist in that way. That's why it was surprising when I first met you. I was like, oh, she's like a legitimate...

actor, like, artist. Like, for me, I tell dick jokes in bars. That's an art form, too. It is, but it's not, like... It's art. It's not really art. It's like I'm this close, I'm just whipping my dick out. You know what I mean? Like, I'm in a bar. Oh, I guess it is. I guess it is. No.

I guess bad stand-up comedy is experimental theater in a way. Honestly, I did do comedy. I was like in the sketch world. And the reason why I decided to not continue down that path was because the hours are so crazy. You have to stay awake so late. Yeah, I feel like shit. Even at an early age, I was like, how does one start at midnight? Yeah, we're all mentally ill because of it.

Because we're starting late, and then we're just not sleeping, and then we're just... And then did you consciously get out of experimental theater because you were like, I'm done with it, or, like, it's time to get a real job? No, I actually... There was a casting director who, like, sort of discovered me and put me into a table read of the first-ever potential maybe-one-day-this-will-be-Spongebob musical thing.

SpongeBob the Musical on Broadway. So it was like when they were first developing it and they just needed extra, like, honestly, non-equity actors because I was not in the union. They needed to hire some extra people to do funny voices. Scabbing! Yeah, I was scabbed. Scabbing looks. And then I stuck with that for, like, five years. It was just this two-hour table read in the Viacom building, and they kept asking me back, and that sort of helped me transition into doing...

theater sort of full-time. Oh, so it wasn't even...

- It wasn't a conscious-- - "Mounted," it was just a table read for five years. - Yeah, well, we did like a table read and then we did workshops developing it. - Right, but it wasn't even staged. You were just developing it for like five years. - Then in the last few years, we did like "Out of Town," blah, blah, blah, and then got a call one day that was like, "We're going to Broadway, do you wanna come?" And I was like, "Okay." - You're in there now. - Yeah, so it was kind of, it wasn't ever like a conscious choice to leave experimental theater. - Yeah, look, we all have different paths, but what's interesting about that, I'm always like,

I'm always interested in the people who just, like, pursue passions without thought of money. Yeah. You know, because I feel like you want even... You're doing experimental theater. Like, you definitely want trying to get famous. Yeah, totally. You were just, like, trying to get, like, these shapes out of your body. Yeah, I was trying to get the shapes out of my body. Trying to get the shapes out, and then, dude, you got enough shapes out that you got nominated for an Oscar. I know. It was crazy, yeah. It was so crazy. Thank you.

So like when you're how is the Oscar for those of us who will never? Like I was like I as a show business professional, there's the art and then there's the business side So when I watch people like Who are up for Oscars? The business out of me knows the show side of me admires the artists and the business side of me is like Oh, they're gonna do a lot of campaigning

It's gonna be like a presidential campaign. Did you feel that way when you were up for the Oscars? Well, honestly, you know, it was like because we got to do it together with Michelle, Key, and the Daniels, with Jamie, like...

It felt like a bunch of friends being like, we are going to stand in this light together. But also, before I decided to do Laid... You turned on my pilot. I allegedly turned on your pilot. You definitely turned it down. Oops. Or I didn't see it. I'm really bad at texting and emailing. You did not even read it. But if I was coming off an Oscar nomination, I wouldn't do a pilot either. So by the way, I'm just joking about blaming you for it.

actually don't feel like i saw it yeah okay okay anyway anyway sorry yeah oscar yeah oscar well i so i ran into ali wong on the airplane before i signed on to laid and she was on her way to the gotham awards for her performance in beef yes and she was like i it was the first award of award season and she was like what is like award season like like i don't know i feel like

Like, I don't want to stand in the light, you know? And I was like, you were amazing, and you deserve to, like, stand and own all the effort that you've put in for all these years to get to where you are. And she won! Yeah!

And she won. But then also, then at the tail end of that conversation, we talked about award season. Then I was like, hey, have you ever heard of... She's worked with Nanachka Khan. And Nanachka directed her comedy specials. And I was like, what do you think of Nanachka Khan? I also worked with her. Yes. Well, you are in... If there's an Asian person, Ronnie was there. I was in Young Rock. I was like this cowboy Asian. Cowboy Asian. Yeah, I knew that.

Right, and that's what the pilot was about. Anyway, so... But Notch is our showrunner, one of our showrunners and the director of Laid, and I was like, what do you think of Nanachka Khan? And Ali was like, I would recommend any person to work with her if they got the chance. And after that flight, I was like, I'm gonna do Laid. Sold. Yeah. Synchronicity. Was that an

It wasn't underwhelming. It was like, I was asking you about your Oscar experience. Then you turned it into talking about how Ali Wong is awesome. It was a nice deflect phrase. The Oscars were, I mean, yeah. It was like, yeah. It's really, well, you know, when you do something you care about, it feels less crazy to, like, stand...

Stand show behind show up and like stand behind it and that movie changed so many people's lives that it was like I

It's not even just for me. It's for every single person who's, like, watching and sees themselves a part of this. Wow, so rehearsed. So rehearsed. Okay. No, but Stephanie, you're the best. No! No, no, you're the best. You're the best. Thanks. Thanks for coming on the show. Thank you for being a friend. Thank you. Thank you for sharing your talent. You're the best. I love doing stuff with you. I love you. Everybody, Lay is streaming now on Keycard. Stephanie Su, everybody. Okay, we're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Sorry, I have to...

That's our show for tonight. Now here it is, your moment of that. Mr. President, what did you think of the sermon? What did you think? Did you like it? Did you find it exciting? Not too exciting, was it? I didn't think it was a good service, no. Thank you very much. Thank you, press. Thank you, press. They can do much better.

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