Postgame Show: Jeremy Powers Through the Pain
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Tomorrow night on our YouTube channel, I am inviting you all to enjoy Tim Kirkson, an evening of baseball with Tim Kirkson and whatever surprises we throw at Tim Kirkson because we just want to watch some baseball with him. And really the original idea for this, him and Mike Schur, when they talk to each other, it's like watching two nine-year-olds trade baseball cards and like meet each other and become immediately stepbrothers like best friends because they speak language.

a nine-year-old's language about enthusiasm, about just loving the craftsmanship of baseball. So Tim Kirshen and an assortment of others will be with us, including, I'm hoping, Dizzy Dean over here, Greg Cody. Does he look more like Dizzy Dean or does he look like Casey Stengel when I say to you he's an old-timey baseball player and that is exactly the pitching motion that an old-timey baseball player with that kind of glitz should have?

Holy shit. That glove is great. Look at that glove. Does he look more like Dizzy Dean or does he look like Casey Stangle? Or does he look like any number of the players from the 1800s who went by the name Heine? That guy's got Cody ears. He does. I have Greg as a Dazzy Vance. That's who I have. Dazzy Vance is a good name. Oh, my God. Those ears, though, on Casey Stangle, I'd never noticed them. They are Frisbees. Good God.

God. Those, I had never noticed the size of Casey Stengel's ears before. They look like fake ears, like rubber ears. They are twice the size of normal human ears. Greg, bust your ears out. My dad, the Cody's have big ears. Wait, Greg Cody, I've never seen, let's see what we've got here. Not as big as this guy. Casey Stengel is the name, not this guy.

Put some respect on his name. Seriously. Your son has no respect for old people, Greg. Nobody knows who that guy is. Casey Stengel. What are you talking about? He's a famous ball player. Right, but by look, I'm supposed to know what, I've heard the name before, but I'm supposed to know what that guy looks like. I thought he was black. I mean, come on.

Put it on the poll. Dan and Greg, who's this guy? Is that Walter Johnson? Oh, wow, you're good. I don't know whether it is. It's Dazzy Vance. Okay, that's Dazzy Vance. I'm sorry. Back then, the players who were—that guy's probably in his mid-30s. He looks my age. He looks like Zaslow. He does look like Zaslow. When he was doing mornings? So, Jeremy, are you okay? There's only two things on this planet that can make you age at that. Morning radio and coming back from World War II. No!

Jeremy, are you okay? It seems like you went out and you creatively... I do enjoy about our environment, not unlike Kevin Bacon's Footloose, where he blew off some steam by going to a local warehouse and dancing, that when we bully you, you run out into another room and you make music about your pain. Yeah, that's how I cut loose. For me...

I felt like nobody wanted to hear what I had to say about NBA free agency and the NBA offseason. So I would go do the one thing that I'm valued for, which is make some songs. Song and dance, man. No, let's go ahead and play it. No, you were spreading pro-suicide propaganda in game form. And we said, please, let's go ahead and play the song. Video team, please play the song.

Who?

You can already tell it didn't matter. It's fine. See you tomorrow. Two minutes. Rambling. I don't know. I wish we would have said that tomorrow. It's a delayed penalty. Take a day off. You seem tired. Did a lot of Marlins work. Why don't you take a breather? Minor penalty. Two minutes. Rambling.

Please, we can break anyone.