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为了庆祝我们播客的一周年纪念，这里有一集特别节目，展示了Nateland的最佳时刻。回顾过去一年中我们一些最搞笑和最愚蠢的时刻，比如关于如何说企鹅的辩论、平民车站、Nicole的肉铺，以及Aaronland的首次亮相。
</context> <raw_text>0 大家好，我是Nate Bargetze。这是Nateland播客的第一集。我很久以前做过一个播客，真的很久很久以前。就在播客开始流行的时候，然后我们停了下来。基本上就像你得到了关于谷歌的一个小提示，然后你就想，啊，算了吧。我记得大概是2010年左右。我不知道。
但现在我们又开始了。COVID迫使我做播客，因为我什么都不能做。所以我们就在这里。我们在田纳西州的纳什维尔。这是第一集。我很兴奋能做这个节目。我不知道这个节目最终会变成什么样。
这只是我们几个喜剧演员在一起闲聊。让我介绍一下在这里的喜剧演员。我有Brian Bates，他经常和我一起巡演，还有Aaron Webber，他和我一起巡演过一次，那将是最后一次。他真的搞砸了。是的。
所以我想，我们在这里。我们都被困在纳什维尔。那就做一个播客吧。你知道，让我们开始吧。所以Brian。好吧，我们从杂货店的起源开始。这里有一个小趣闻。第一个自助杂货店。这感觉就像在上学时，你知道，当你让他们说：“好吧，大家。”
Brian Bring Brian Bates，然后听起来完全一样。是的，你不喜欢我开始的方式，我觉得你不喜欢你的单口喜剧的笑话。好吧，我在节目中读了三次，而你两次叫我出来，指责我开始的方式，所以我觉得我不擅长开始，但你知道，你可以这样说，好的，呃，我们开始吧，但现在我在想我的笑话。
你是怎么开始你的笑话的？你说，大家好。你说“大家”吗？是的。我很确定你说“大家”。每个笑话都这样吗？不。当你出来的时候。
当你出来时，大家好。你可能会说，当你离开时，你不觉得你说“大家”吗？我不这么认为。我觉得你会。好的。每个笑话。是的，每个笑话。这是他的风格。这就是人们喜欢的。他在大厅里卖T恤，上面写着“嘿，大家好。”而且只是他的一张照片。这是他的形象。你好。就像七只手这样。
大家好。然后他开始他的表演。然后每个笑话，我又从头开始。是的。大家好。然后晚安，大家好。那该多好啊，伙计？那真是太好了。我是说，这就像...
如果你是一个单口喜剧演员，你刚从黎巴嫩被拉出来，而你不知道纳什维尔的存在。然后你说，我在黎巴嫩做了15年的喜剧。好的，抱歉。Nicole的肉铺。这些听起来都像商店。难道不是吗？在Nicole的肉铺，我们专门使用Reynolds Seal。我是说，这一切都很高。
我是Nicole，Nicole的肉铺。是Nicole的肉铺吗？我不知道。难道不是Nicole吗？你强调了肉铺的部分。就像Nicole没有写它。她让她的肉铺来评论。是的。
嗨。哦，是的。嗨。我是Nicole的肉铺。我知道你可能在想，为什么她让我出来给她回答问题？但Nicole现在很忙，她无法打扰。谁是Nicole？是Nicole的肉铺吗？可能是Nicholas。Nicholas的肉铺？哦，伙计。Nicole的肉铺。你好吗？我是Nicole的肉铺。Sore Sogorb。
S-O-R-E-S-O-G-O-R-B。Sigorb。Sore Sigorb。那是个真实的名字吗？Sore Sigorb？你觉得那是他的真实名字吗？可怜的家伙。Sore？是的。Sore Sigorb。我希望那是他的名字。哦，伙计。Sore，进来。
你必须说出姓氏，还是你就说Sore。他每次都这样。 我觉得你不需要在这里。Sore。他就坐在那里，老师说，哪个？So Gorb。哦，我以为是另一个Sore。Miriam Gregory。
我从第一天起就是这个播客的粉丝。你觉得这样对吗？这些名字都感觉像是编造的。是的。Miriam Gregory。Sorcegor。感觉几乎是我们缺少评论，然后。于是Brian进来了。Boat Ramp也进来了，然后就说，随便取个名字。Sorcegor。Sorcegor。Miriam Gregory。哦，这是我听过的最糟糕的名字。哦，伙计。哦，伙计。
是的，是的。那是个真实的名字。我觉得他不会转过身，顺便说一下。是的。Sore是不同的。也许是Sore？下一个是Soda。他是法国人。七。这些都是乔治·卡斯坦扎想出来的名字。Sore。Sore的目标。哦，太美了。是的。Sore。我对那个家伙的样子有个好主意。
我觉得你可以想象一个Sore。你可以在脑海中想象他。我觉得我从来没有，我不知道他们长什么样，但我觉得我可以找出一个。哦，对。如果你说有100个人站在观众中，其中一个叫Sore，我会觉得我很有把握。我可以找出他是谁。如果你把Dr. Khan、Sore Sikor和我、Miriam Gregory排成一排，我可以告诉你哪个是Sore。我可以告诉你那么多。你觉得Sore是男性还是女性？
Sora感觉像SoRae。它是中性的，伙计。如果是SoRae。是的。SoRae会是个可爱的女士。你知道，你不觉得SoRae是...这些都是...我不知道。这些名字是...这些是我们的粉丝，Aaron，你在笑。
抱歉，这是我听过的最糟糕的事情。抱歉，如果是SoRae SoGore SoRae SoGore，像是乌克兰的芭蕾舞者之类的。好吧，他们可能很大。SoRae SoGore听起来没那么糟糕。这就是我所说的，听起来像是来自东欧的芭蕾舞者。SoRae SoGore，实际上抱歉。
现在这是个美丽的名字。我打算给我的下一个女儿起这个名字。我们没有另一个女儿。Soray Bargetzi？是的，Soray Bargetzi。我觉得如果我在路边发现一个小女孩，她和我们住在一起，我觉得这就是你如何在家里得到一个Soray。他们不是出生在那个家庭里的。你找到他们，他们就被放在那个家庭里。Turler。Turler。
那是那个家伙的名字。T-U-R-R-L-E-R。Turler。你觉得那是他的真实名字吗？我不知道。我不。你不？你怎么不觉得？我知道我们在播客上有很多五花八门的名字，但Turler。
Turler家族？我敢打赌他的名字是...Ler家族？Ler家族？我觉得他的名字是Tyler，他在搞笑。Turler。哦，Tyler。Tyler Ler。这是我的想法。好的，你选择Tyler。我选择他的名字实际上是Turler，他必须与之共存。这个播客对我来说太傻了。再见，大家。
我有过一段美好的时光。我想我们永远也不会知道。我想我们永远也不会知道。他甚至不会听到他的评论被读出来。是的。Turler，他出局了。太傻了。他想要什么？我不知道，对吧？是的，去听TED Talks播客。是的，我的意思是，还有其他播客。那就像你在看泰坦队比赛时，你说，这就是太多的足球。
你为什么不看泰坦队？这太多足球了。他们为什么不加入其他东西？你知道，他们应该。他们应该加入其他东西。我在和Brian谈话。我们在你的Facebook上有一个片段从播客的第二集中变得有点病毒式传播，谈论数百万、数十亿、数万亿美元。它有大约200万的观看次数，很多人根本不知道这个播客是什么。大多数评论都是这样的：这些家伙是白痴。是的。
他们认为这就像一个数学播客。好吧，我的意思是，Turler知道这个播客是什么，他认为我们是白痴。Turler在第23集之前就知道了。他给了我们一个公平的机会。是的，他说，这个...我总是喜欢有人...就像他们辞职一样。像是留下评论。他没有给我们两周的通知。我出局了。他只是说...想象一下...
你觉得他在家里和他的妻子、室友谈话，他就说，我再也听不下这个播客了。他们说，哦，没关系。你可以停止收听。然后我会让他们知道。然后我会像那样停止收听。
你打算怎么做？你会退订吗？我可能会以某种方式让这些家伙知道我觉得他们不好，然后我会退出。你知道我的意思吗？但我觉得他们应该知道Lur出局了。Lur家族。告别。Lur家族出局了。我们昨天遇到一个粉丝。你遇到一个粉丝？我们遇到了。我们遇到了。记得我们在午餐时，那个人说，嘿，听播客。哦，是的。是的。
在哪里？哦，是的。我们昨天遇到的那个家伙。是的。是的。抱歉。我不太喜欢在公共场合和粉丝交谈。是的。非常友好的家伙。是的。他不知道我的名字，但。是的。他叫他Matt。叫Brian Matt。所以Nate和Matt？是的。他不确定，选择了Matt。所以我觉得他看起来不像Matt。
我本来想说，这是个不错的猜测。他说，我不知道为什么我觉得你的名字是Matt。他说，好吧，我们有一个Aaron。他说，哦，是的，我知道Aaron。我爱Aaron。是的。但他的名字是Ben。我认识他。但当他离开时，他说，你的名字再说一遍？是的。哦，伙计。是的。我应该说Worf。他非常友好。Worf。
看看他是否是个真正的粉丝...他是否深入了解？你回去听第一集了吗？你是那种真正的粉丝吗？还是只是个新来的家伙，出现在第二集？我的意思是，我曾经偷过一个垒包，认为那个家伙以某种方式把球打回来了。我跑回了一垒。这让他困惑得不行。我在二垒。
我以为我只是把球打回去了，所以我开始往回跑，跑到一半时，他说，扔给一垒，我不得不头先滑入一垒，回到垒上，和一垒教练在一起，他说，你在干什么，伙计？你已经在那儿了。我说，我以为他们找到了。我以为他们找到了。我不知道，所以在某种程度上，我偷了两个垒。这从未发生过，你是唯一一个从未发生过的人。
他偷了一个垒，他又回到了原来的地方。我的一垒教练看到我回来的时候的表情。哇。哦，伙计。我是说，仅仅是为了...仅仅是为了必须潜入。只是为了像是必须...你必须滑入以解决一个不应该是问题的问题。就像你回到原来的地方。你可以说，伙计，你本可以留在这里，我们就不会经历这一切。而且你能走到二垒。是的。
这太神奇了。就像，我觉得和你在一起，任何其他人，可能你回到一垒，但你只是回到一垒，你会说，嗯，那是个愚蠢的举动。而你是唯一一个陷入战斗情况的人，只是想回到原来的地方。我是说，这是一场真正的比赛。我是说，我是头先滑入的。裁判必须叫安全。哦，伙计，那真是不可思议。太棒了。好的。好的。
开始吧。喜欢这个节目，伙计们。我绝对不同意Nate关于要求来源的立场。你应该总是要求来源，因为记者、广播员、记者和作家可以字面上报道、写任何东西。并声称它是事实，而不发布来源。你怎么会知道这是否是事实、观点或纯粹的推测，而不提供他们获取信息的来源呢？是的，我的意思是，我明白这个想法，但我说...
我们不应该到一个人必须向专业报纸询问来源的地步。
就像，你应该在询问。他们应该在呈现。这就是重点。他们应该在呈现来源。哦，好吧。他们应该像，这里是来源。我确实明白。这...系统是错的。好的。然后看到一个评论说，嘿，你的来源是什么？这太疯狂了。我认为有一种混合，像是报纸应该提供来源，然后那个人...我敢打赌那个人只是到处问人要来源。你知道吗？我们应该都问每个人要来源。是的。
开始这样做。实际上这样做挺有趣的。去问。有人说任何事情，今天的天气会不好？是的，你的来源是什么？我想看看你今天的天气来源。你挑战气象员吗？我是在家里说的，开始。哦，家人。每个人，家人、朋友。每个人都开始这样做。
嘿，这是20吗？如果你有Target，你知道，这20%折扣吗？我觉得今天不是。好吧，你的来源是什么？就问每个人。让我们开始问每个人要来源。是的，我同意。我同意，对吧？是的。我以前和你这样做过。是的。你会说，他们说什么。我会说，谁是他们？就是他们。总是他们。是的。我这样问。我的意思是，变得越来越傻。试着去看看你能多傻地问某人要来源，让他们困惑。你能做到什么？
我昨晚点了Outback的牛排。我点了我点的牛排，他们没有。你知道，菲力或其他的。他们没有。我真的很想吃，所以我在Outback点了肋眼牛排。
他们说，我们没有。我们没有肋眼牛排。我可以问那个家伙，嗯，你的来源是什么？是的，厨房里的厨师？是的。他的来源是什么？是的。好吧，你的来源是什么？因为只是经理给我打电话。然后我想听他去说，是的，厨房里的厨师。然后我说，好的。谢谢。谢谢。然后我继续。我说，好的。那我就要一份肋眼。
如果我们是一个抢劫团伙呢？
你知道，我们三个。我们三个？三个我们。不会很好。我是说。我们会是什么？好吧，谁会是策划者？我觉得我会是策划者。是的，我会是分散注意力的人。我会阻挡监控摄像头。
你知道，我可以同时处理两个？是的，他会是更技术性的人。我会是...看，我会装扮成UPS的人，然后就像，我不知道，在监控摄像头前面拿着一个气球，做那种事情。是的。我不是...你知道...
我不认为我想在抢劫中担任领导，但我觉得在我们这里，我必须担任抢劫的领导。我觉得在我们最好的情况下，我更愿意找一个我可以依赖的人，因为我对这个太陌生了。但如果这是我唯一的团队，我觉得我会控制它。我觉得你会...有人会站得离你太近，在队伍的后面。你会在开始之前搞砸。你会开始对他们大喊。我不这么认为。我不认为...我绝对不认为你会在犯罪现场。不，我会是逃跑的司机。
我开车很好。不。你开车好吗？不。是的。我安全地10点和2点。你会对人们大喊。我会。让开。但我们会跑出去。是的。然后你会说，我得让车热身。然后我们会坐在那里。你没有紧迫感。所以你会很多时候，我在尽可能的时候变道。就像。
但你不能制造场面。你必须制造场面才能离开。你必须制造场面。我会开车带我们出去。然后我会说，现在你接管开车，你知道，所以你现在看起来更像，我们融入得更多，但你会，我们，你会让我们被抓。因为你会说，我必须遵守法律。是的。那里有一个红灯。我知道。所以谁是逃跑的司机？
你？我觉得我在做很多。老实说，我本来想说，如果你是逃跑的司机，那么Brian就像是我们组织的乔治·克鲁尼。我觉得他在后面...我不能是我。我觉得你在家里。清理？清理它。为我们准备零食，当我们回来时，因为我觉得我们会饿。给每个人拿水。我想要一些饼干。我觉得我们应该做一些蛋糕。我觉得我们应该庆祝。
我想要同样的房子。这就是我能做的？是的，我觉得我想让你在那儿，准备租金。我想确保在我们离开时没有人四处闲逛。你可以说，嗯，我和这个老太太聊了很久，而抢劫正在进行中。我觉得你在那儿。我不认为我能有你。你回家，门锁上了。只需打开它。
是的，我不认为我能冒这个险。没有。你不能在那里。我会是你们不会被抓的唯一原因。不，你会是绝对的原因。你会在路上出错。会是，我不能让你开车。我不能让你在里面试图塞钱，而你却笨手笨脚，掉了包，抓错了包。是的。
我的意思是，我在做整个事情，伙计。是的。我觉得是我和Aaron。Aaron在做什么？拿着一个气球？什么的。因为人们会因气球而死？我可以设置一个分散注意力的东西。我会做点什么。我只是...是的。我们不想要分散注意力。嘿，保持房子...
我们必须保持安全屋的秩序。这是必须完成的工作。有人必须去做。成为那个做工作的人，保持房子有序。我们是平分钱吗？
是的，我觉得我们会。是的，看看，我是个非常慷慨的人，所以我确实想总是平分一切。但我觉得我和Aaron最终会对这件事感到不满。是的。我觉得这会增长。它会增长到对你感到怨恨。它会增长到像，我的意思是，他做了乐队。你觉得他真的，我不知道谁先说的。我觉得也许是Aaron先对我说的。这有点疯狂。我的意思是，看，他点了比萨。比萨来了。它是热的。
我有我喜欢的汽水。我喜欢，我明白，伙计。我明白，我不是说我们不需要这个家伙。我明白这个家伙在这里的原因。我觉得他应该得到吗？他没有风险。假设我们被抓。他只是一个住在房子里的人。
而且他符合，你知道的，警察去敲门时会说，哦，你一个人住吗，先生？每个人都认为他显然是一个人住。他符合警察敲门时的描述。你一个人住在这里，先生？你会说，我没这么说。你会说，哦，我只是说你穿的衣服。我以为你一个人住。好的，你提出了一些好的观点。
CJ，Brian有一种困惑的面孔。那是真的。好吧，让我说，首先，当Nate在说话时，它不是休息。但我以前有过这种情况。当我高中的时候，我们去巴拿马城的毕业旅行。这是我第一次离开父母。我很兴奋。我在那里的朋友。我们遇到了这些女孩。我试图表现得很酷，只是闲逛。突然间，其中一个女孩就说...
这个家伙看起来很担心。他们都开始大笑。他们说，看，他很担心。在接下来的旅行中，他们叫我“担心”。那是我的绰号，担心是一个很好的词。如果他们说，这个家伙看起来困惑，担心。我是说，他们给我贴上了标签。担心是一个很好的词。是的。
在那种情况下。是的，女人知道如何切入你的心，不是吗？她本可以说困惑。她本可以说...那会毁了我整个旅行。我是说，我至今仍记得。你只是想闲逛。我试图通过不说话来表现得很酷。这个家伙看起来很担心。是的。然后她...我的意思是，我一句话都没说。然后这个家伙看起来很担心。他和谁在一起？你们两个？然后他们就叫你担心。天哪，那太搞笑了，伙计。我仍然记得。怎么...
这就像专业的单口喜剧。那是一个很好的贬低。你会尝试不同的词。对。你会害怕。你会尝试一切。是的。担心。如果任何人想想喜剧，担心就是一个非常有趣的词，它只是一个描述，它不是一个强壮的人。我是说，这很伤人。你不会说担心...
他-人不担心。没有。士兵们不担心。他们可以害怕。害怕是可以的。担心也是。也不是特别担心什么。只是一般的担心。这是一个普遍的表情。并且来自...伙计们，你也许可以这样说，但从女孩的角度来看...
他们都笑了。我是说，我感到非常尴尬。变得更加担心。自我实现。是的，确实是自我实现。Peter Bridge。当Bruce讲述那个女人的故事时，我喜欢现在只是，我的意思是，我甚至找不到一个叫我真名的人。是的。我查过。并且它是如此...它是如此迅速地进入。你知道我的意思吗？就像，不是明显的，我们在开玩笑。
当Bruce讲述那个女人给他贴标签的故事时，字面上让我尿了。那些女孩完全抓住了要点。他仍然散发着担心的气息。没有冒犯，Bryce。是的，担心，我是说，那是不可思议的。那将是你专辑的名字，担心。
这是我生活的名字。是的。你真的应该。你的下一张专辑应该是担心。我的下一张专辑？就是你在...好吧，你现在必须做一张。人们会想听。是的。你知道，大家去买他的第一张专辑。它仍然在那里。但担心是个很好的名字。我整周都在想那个故事。是的。Ace在这里，Bilbo的PBS选择被低估了。这是一个相当不错的选择，作为一个频道。谢谢你，Bilbo。
我不知道我应该感谢他们还是感到被侮辱。Bilbo是个，我的意思是，那是个疯狂的名字。
Aaron指出有人叫我早餐。早餐真是不可思议。早餐和担心一样好。我不认为它在这里，但它在评论中。我是说，早餐真是太棒了。这是我听过的最好的。只是叫他，我不知道，早餐要上了吗？它和Brian的音节数量相同。它有BR。是的。完美。而且太荒谬了。伙计。
为了庆祝我们播客一周年纪念，这里有一集特别节目，展示了Nateland的精彩时刻。回顾过去一年中我们一些最搞笑和最愚蠢的时刻，比如关于如何说“企鹅”的辩论、平民车站、Nicole的肉铺，以及Aaronland的首次亮相。
</context> <raw_text>0 Brad looks like the substitute teacher that desperately wants the approval of the full-time teachers. That's a great... That's like a real comment. You look like a substitute teacher that you walk in the teacher's lounge just like, hey guys, and it's like, hey, and then the real teacher's like, you don't work here full-time, man. I know you're here for a while because Miss, you know, whatever, Miss Smith is...
maternity leave. She's got, because Miss Johnson's going through a divorce and she can't be bothered by teaching. So, but you don't work here. Matt Kaczynski, Nate Rance today had me wanting to run through a brick wall. Great advice for anyone to better themselves. Love the podcast a lot. Bon Bon and Aaron are amazing and can't wait to see them both grow like you.
Bon Bon. What name do you think you're going to make it as? Because it's not going to be Brian. It's going to be something else. Bon Bon, I like. You like them all. That's why this keeps happening, because you encourage it. I know. But I love, I mean, Bon Bon. Welcome to the stage. Bon Bon. You say, I mean, you could be.
dancing somewhere named Bon Bon. I imagine the disappoint. Everybody, please welcome to the stage Bon Bon. And then you walk out on stage and like, Oh God. And then some guys like, just wait. He has to just wait. I've been to some bad, some sad zoos. I haven't been to any really good ones. What's a sad one? Yeah. I went to one in Arkansas. That was just, there's just trash and every, a lot of trash. Yeah. And, um,
And the saddest part was there's like a penguin exhibit, but it's Arkansas in the summer. So it was just these penguins all huddled up standing in front of a fan in this exhibit. It was just, I was like, why are they here? How do you say it? Yeah, what was the exhibit? It was penguin. Yeah, it was different. Penguin. I say penguin. Penguin? Penguin. I mean, that sounds like the guy that would run that.
penguin exhibit. Hey, what do you got going on here? I'm just penguin. I got a couple of penguins and we got bought, put a couple of penguins downtown. But the other day, the other night I bought a couple of penguins. I've never, you would seem like a guy that someone that says like that sells penguins to zoos.
That are kind of under the radar. How are you supposed to say it? Penguin. Penguin? Yeah. I mean, that's what I say. It's an E. P-E-N-G-U-I-N. Penguin. You're saying it like an A. You're saying it like an I. But I and E can sound the same. Yours should be P-A-N-G. I mean, can you look this up? Can you look up the pronunciation? I mean, this might be, nobody's interested in this, but now I feel...
You may be right. I don't think so. March of the Penguins. I mean, I would like to say if two people in this room... How does Morgan Freeman say it in March of the Penguins? Penguin books. Penguin. Penguin. Hey, you got some...
Well, you sell them not. I got a couple of penguins in the back of the truck. They're in the icebox. That's how. They're in the icebox. They're in the icebox. I thought usually Wikipedia shows you like the pronunciation. Yeah, you can do it. Usually if you just type in penguin pronunciation on Google, you should be able to. Just hear someone say penguins.
Oh, yeah. Whoa, you have to go. I want to hear somebody who, I want to hear the legit. One of those said penguin prostitution. Now you're going to not say that? Penguin. There it is. Well, yeah, well, click that button right to the right of it. Let's hear it. No, the. That's to the right. No, no, directly to the right of. I don't. Click it. Penguin. Penguin. Penguin. Penguin. Penguin. Penguin. Penguin. Penguin.
Hey, we're both here. Just like I said, no penguin, penguin, penguin, penguin. Slow it down. Slow it. Yeah. There you go. Penguin, penguin, penguin, penguin. I think we're both thinking we're saying that. Right. All right. Yachty Laurel. Yeah. So you're, you're hearing paying. I'm hearing penguin. Cause I'm hearing penguin. Penguin. Okay. That's how you do it.
What do you got back there? Got a couple of penguins. One of them's all white. Is it? I've never seen one of those. All white. It's all white. One's all white. Doesn't have like that tuxedo jacket on? No, it doesn't have it. I did a pod. How'd you get that one? He goes, where is it at? It's in the front with me. It rode up with me in the front. It doesn't get too cold. It doesn't need...
It's 95 degrees in Arkansas right now. Yeah. Got a couple. How much do they go for? 50 bucks. A guy like that wouldn't know how to set. He wouldn't know that he can make money off of it. Here's he go. How much you want for the 50 bucks? Get on that. Are you crazy? $50 for a couple penguins. One of them's not even the right color. Then he said, 25. Yeah. Anyway. Penguins. Penguins.
I want some penguins. And then they sell that to the restaurant. I'll take two penguins. Two penguin burgers. Go type in. When you were typing that stuff in, X out of the allow. Go penguin P. Now P. I swear P-R. Yeah, penguin prostitution. I don't know what this. We're not sure what this is. Oh, it's a thing.
Penguin prostitutes. Oh, they want rocks more than sex. Do penguins have... Oh, I wish I'd be talking about this. This is inappropriate. Yeah. This is... This podcast is off the rails already. I mean, what happened? I mean, that's the best thing you could hope. What did you think it was going to be? The guy in Wilkes-Barre down the alley? I thought it could be something that has nothing to do with penguins. I thought...
I honestly thought it would be like that's what they call some other thing. And then penguins are nothing. It's penguins. But it's straight up penguin. We got penguin problems. How much do you want to? I love a guy selling that. And a couple of penguins in the back. One's all black. It doesn't have any white feet or blue. Is it? Let me see.
Is he kidding me right now? I'm trying to start my own zoo, and I'd love some penguins is the thing that I think set us over the top. I mean, I think that's what the guy says. Because if I get a couple of penguins, I think we'll be just right. I'd charge $8 to give them that place.
Get a couple penguins. I love that. The official pronunciation is how I was saying it. It was, you know, just let that for the record. All right. So that's your worst? Yeah, I don't even remember. Yeah, that was it. The Arkansas one. That had a penguin exhibit. I want to believe in aliens because it shows that some people
civilization didn't blow themselves up and were able to get out in space and have some fun. Is that a hopeful thing? Yeah. So there should be other civilian stations that the planets blew themselves up. Yes. Is that what they think? Did you say civilian stations? Yeah, civilian. I got a big word up in there. It's one big happy civilian station.
I mean... Are you trying to say civilization? Yeah. Okay. It blew me away. I was like, civilian station. You want people to take that seriously. You all right? I'm all right.
How are they going to take us seriously? I mean, I don't know. I don't think they're... Oh, boy. Maybe they... But I hope something is called civilian station. That's what Earth is called. We are a station for civilians. Yeah, that's a good point. Drop off point. I think I'm ahead of the game. I feel like an alien talking to dumb humans a lot because
Because people make fun of what I say, and I'm like, and I always just go, you're C. You're going to one day use this civilian station. A lot of weeks in the comments, the next week someone will say, Nate was actually right. He's ahead of his time somehow. There's no such thing as civilization. It's a conspiracy. Has there been other civilizations? Sniveling nations.
Is there been other civilian stations? I don't think that's a crazy question. Critical comedy reaction. It's a meltdown. In all seriousness, though, is there's been other civilian stations? That's what we're going to call other planets. Whereas civilians have lived is what they say and they're gone. I would think they're gone. The argument is the reason we've never found in all our vast searching history
I'm sorry. Success. Now we're just having to see some life out of you. That's so funny. The argument is, in all our searching of all the cosmos, one argument is maybe because they've long since destroyed themselves. And they advance like we do with nuclear weapons or some sort, and then they eventually just kill themselves. And so they, all right. Okay.
Aaron's done. Civilian Station. That's what we're going to call this episode. Don't you think that's a good... That's how to describe Earth? Nobody's ever made that mistake before. A dribbling vacation. Civilization.
I just kind of stopped. It was like... Stop saying it! He was at the breaking point and that was just the shove he needed. It was like I was walking down a road and I looked the other way. And then I go, where was I? But I was still in the same word when all that happened. It gets better and better. Wait until you're 60. Things come out of your mouth. You don't even know. It's not my fault. Okay.
I was raised, I was taught by humans. Scientists have suggested permanently dimming the sun to save South Africa from deadly dry spells. I mean, who is it? A drunk homeless guy that just shouts these ideas out. Turn the sun down. You know what we should do? Turn the sun down. The plan involves pumping vast quantities of gas into the atmosphere above Cape Town to preserve local water supplies.
Research subject and subjecting particles. I mean, it's just the gas would form a huge cloud above the city that reflects sunlight, dimming the environment on the ground below. I think that's a great idea. I mean, that's like, you know, you can't yell at us about global warming. And then this is the deal. This is, you're like, well, what's your answer for it? We're going to dim the sun or whatever it is. It doesn't make, I can't imagine.
shooting gases up in the isn't that the main thing the problem we got too many gases in the air and they're like i know but they're not these gases i mean unbelievable can you imagine someone floats that idea to take at a science table
That just came out. That just came out. Yeah. 2020. Yeah. That's not some drunk scientist smoking a cigarette in a lab, you know what I mean? Where they, doctors gave, they, baby was born with a cigarette in his mouth. Like, where there was no rules. Yeah. That's 2020. Wow. That guy's in the middle of a pandemic. Wow.
And this is what he's gotten to. You know what? What if we dim the sun? You're like, hey, why don't you not publicly let that get out that you said that? That's what someone should have said to him immediately. What'd you say? What if we dim the sun? We should just turn the sun down a little bit. Oh, we're just doing knob and just turn it down? Install a dimmer, dude. Johnny, get... Just Dr. Sadad Khan. Johnny Redd. Johnny Redd.
Johnny Redd on it, man. Who do you think did that? Let's say one of the names is Dr. Conn, the other's Johnny Redd. Sounds like Johnny Redd's idea. You're right. Johnny Redd. Actually, Sor Sogbe. Soray Sogabor. Sor Sigor. Sor Sigor. Sor, go ahead, slide your hand up. What if we dim the sun? Sor? Save your work, Sor, and then get out of here.
Say Savior. Unbelievable. Save your word. Soar. Soar, don't ever say something like that ever again. Right when Soar said it. What if we dim the sun? Can everybody leave except Soar? And then everybody just got up and left. And he goes, Soar, what are you doing? What are you, out of your mind? Dim the sun. You went to college. I mean, like, what? They're teaching you stuff. They're teaching stuff.
There's not a dimmer. You know how long it took us to learn to dim lights in a house? Yeah. And you want to dim the sun? It's not like we just figured that out. It wasn't like the light was invented, then we started dimming them. You want us to dim the sun? We don't even know. Do you know how big it is? It's gigantic. Pretty big, man. It's pretty big. So traveling is a big deal. It's a big deal during the holidays. What is it the most? When's the, do you know like the most? Most traveled? Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. Why is Thanksgiving?
I guess Santa. Yes. Santa Claus travels. So Santa's got to come to your home. So that's, you know. Yeah. People with kids, they want to stay home and do that. But Thanksgiving's more of a go see the. It's also a secular holiday. So everybody, all Americans celebrate it, I feel like. Yeah. It's a big word, man.
But I thought you were going to argue that's why Thanksgiving is more travel. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's why Thanksgiving is more travel. Would you say that word just at your dinner table with your family? Secular? Yeah. I mean, it depends on the conversation. Would that be the conversation that comes up? Maybe, man. And you go, it's my favorite secular holiday. And your family would just – you come from a smart family, though, right?
So you guys probably use... I guess I remember using that because my parents would make us go to mass on Thanksgiving sometimes. And I remember being like, come on, this is a secular holiday, dude. This isn't even... You would say that in an argument to your parents. Oh, yeah. Come on, this is a secular holiday. What are we doing here? Yeah. Church and state. Come on. I mean, wow, dude. Wow. Did you have a lab coat on? Did... I mean, that's...
You use it in, I mean, I don't, you know. Yeah. We just, my family, we just clap at each other. We make noises. Like monkeys. Yeah. We're just, you know. They throw things, call each other idiots. Yeah. We're the idiot family, and we just, you know, just stomp on the ground when you want something. You know, it's like how horses talk to each other. That's how, that's how we...
That's what goes on in our family. You just walk in, you just hear noises. You listen to the whale sounds. You're like, no, my mom's cooking some. Uh...
We're not using secular, I can tell you that right now. If I threw that around my family, we'd all be like, oh, all right. Whoa, someone's taking some online classes somewhere, aren't we? Oh, wow. Must be nice. Religious people, some believe that Mary conceived nine months before Christmas on March 25th, and therefore they made December 25th the day they think Jesus was born.
But there's no mention of when Jesus was born in the Bible. Yeah. Isn't it supposed to be... The people just think it's July, right? I've heard some people think spring or summer. But they weren't using a Gregorian calendar back then. No. So who knows what time it is. No. Would y'all use a Gregorian calendar too? Would y'all do that a lot? That's the calendar that we all use, the Gregorian calendar, right? But would you... With those words, I mean, I just would love to be that...
Like you bring your girlfriend over like from high school and you go, my family, it's great. Thanks for coming. And then it's, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, hey, how you doing? What's your favorite secular holiday? You know, on the Gregorian calendar, obviously. And then the girl's like, what? That's the word you guys are going to use? You just run her off? And then your Russian grandfather comes barreling in?
chopping on a hat and she's like i thought you were like from alabama it's like it's like nah it's my that's my peep off that comes has been chopping wood came over about two months ago yeah is that what happened i think so my ballparking what's going on that's that's pretty good that's fair what would you guys guess it was the first invention ever
The wheel. Oh, you know what? No. I looked up inventions once trying to write a joke about them. Is it the... I don't think it's the wheel. It wouldn't be fire. I mean, I would almost say a lever. A lever? Like a pulley or a lever maybe. Like a fulcrum. What? What's a fulcrum? You know, like a seesaw thing. Oh, yeah. That kind of... Is that what they say? Is that what you said? Fulcrum would be the thing in the middle. Is that what you're saying? When you go ride as a kid?
You're just a fun kid. You guys want to go fulcrum? And everybody's like, oh, God. Do you remember riding the fulcrum a lot alone? Is it because that's how you described a lot of stuff? Hey, you guys want to go ride the fulcrum? And they go, I don't, you know. Anybody want a fulcrum? We're going to just swing. I mean, that is what it is, right? Anyway. So what do you think he's going to do? I think I can get through a dozen shockwaves.
Which I guess is, it's like two dozen, it's 228.80 calories is a dozen chocolate. What was that? I don't know, man. That's 28.80. You just said a number that didn't exist. 28.80? 2,880? Okay. You don't think that's 28.80? I mean 28.80 calories. So Bates ate. Do we have a time limit?
No, but it's like just... Being reasonable? We don't film it all day. Yeah. Okay. You try to just go down there and eat. Bates ate. Laura, what do you think? I said ate originally. Ate. So Bates and Laura ate. So who could basically beat ate?
I say a dozen chocolate, and I honestly think I can get some glazed in there after that. You're still hungry after that? If we can drink and stuff, right? I think it'd be fun. I think a dozen, two dozen, so it's over under. Can you get to two dozen is the answer. I think two dozen is the thing. Can I get through a dozen chocolate, and do I add some glazed on? I don't know. I think those are the highlights. Eight.
Two dozen, one dozen chocolates. It's so funny, the difference. We're going to do eight? 24. 24? Yeah. Well, that's what I'm doing. 12, I'm trying to meet you halfway. I know, I know. It's just we're... I got chocolate. You guys are professionals. Yeah, this is what we do, man. Think we're it? I think I might be about done. Okay. I'm feeling it. Where do you stand? All right, hold on. So, yeah, I mean, I think, look, I mean, I feel I'm at...
and i i was a letdown i think we all read laura was the biggest letdown three and a half three and a half i uh we wouldn't you know my our numbers are not excited lara did three and a half i was i thought i could do a dozen uh i did chocolate start i think i did four chocolate four chocolate and then uh two and a half of original glaze switched it up so i'm at six and a half
Before being chocolate, so that's something. Chocolate's a little... It's different. It's a different animal for sure. It's a different... Yeah, it's a lot. It goes down different. The texture's different. It's hard. There's a lot going on. Brian, breakfast. He should succeed at this, as we call him, breakfast. And he did. He did better than expected. We said eight was the over-under. He did nine. Yep. Nine. Pretty easy.
Pretty easy. Aaron, Mr. 36, Mr. Iraq. I had 12 glazed and one chocolate. 13. 12 glazed, one chocolate. 13 to the third. Yeah. I'll give you that, the chocolate, or I'll give you the dozen chocolate.
It's definitely tough, man. Yeah. It's not an easy thing. You saying 36 is unbelievable. Yeah, that's true. Kyle M. Dear Nathaniel, I am a teacher in China and I can't go one more day without you using the word good as an adverb. The correct word is well. I've heard five-year-old Chinese kids speak better than you. One of them even has a guided horse. Perhaps bridle path should be catching these.
Where, Kyle? Well, Kyle, how about I tell you, I'm not really sure what an adverb is. So how does that make you feel? He gave an example here. I didn't even pick up on it. Where was it? Underneath it, where it says, here's an example. Oh, I've read. Oh, here's an example. Incorrect, he plays golf good. Correct, he plays golf well. Look, I'm not an adverb guy.
And I don't talk about adverbs. I don't think I've ever talked about them. He thinks of pronouns, a noun that gets paid to be a sentence. I say good a lot. But I will say, I do know that when I'm saying good, that a lot of times it's not good. But I do it, it's saying it different, which sticks out. I'm in a job of words. So he plays golf well. I'm not going to talk like that. That doesn't fit me.
it's funnier when I say it's good. Good is what's funny. Yeah. That's what's funny. If it gets under your skin, that means it's probably a better way of being funnier. All your Chinese kids, you're not going to make it in comedy. You'll talk to them a little bit. I'm sure they speak better than me, you know, but we're, we're not competing for the same job. Good on them. He spoke well. Yeah.
Lucas Vicroy, there's almost 14 minutes on court gestures and less than 90 seconds on the Crusades. If that tells you anything about this pod, that tells you a lot about this pod. I mean, that is exactly right. You guys have learned about the Crusades long enough. Right. Court gestures. Yeah, we spent 15 minutes on rolling the farter, and then we were just like, and the Crusades happened. Oh, well, that seemed like a tough time. Court what? Court gestures. How do you say it?
Gestures? You got called out a lot for people. Oh. Jesters. Jesters. Yeah. Gestures. You can say gestures. I say like Chester. Like Chester drawers. No, like... Do you think that's who invented them? Court Jester and then Chester drawers and he goes, I'll just change it to CH and then didn't even notice. We're going to sell Chester drawers on our website.
What do you mean? That's jester. It's not like I'm putting an H in there. Yeah. You're saying it like, oh, that was a nice gesture. Gesture. But it's jester. Jest her. Like jest her. Jest her. Who's in there? Jest her. She's in there alone. That's closer. Court jester. Jest her. So I should say jest her. That's closer than gesture. Court jester. That's better. Jest her in court. Uh...
Chris, I mean, those words I have trouble. Like when there's, you know, there's a collision of sounds right in the middle of them. I have a tough time, you know? When there's a car wreck of noise in the middle of a word, I have a bit of a trouble, a bit of a trouble with it. My dog met story in 2006 in Murfreesboro, Tennessee. Me, my brother, and two friends were walking in the back of an unfinished neighborhood in the black man community.
Blackman. That sounds much better than that, man. I mean, that sounds... You're like, where's this going? Yeah, I was like, oh my God. That's crazy. Unfinished neighborhood and the black man community. Oh, what is this podcast? That's... How you say that is...
Super important. That's a very important... I should have got some heads up. I should have been briefed before we got to that one. Maria Alvarez, shout out from a stenographer. </raw_text>
<context>最佳集锦集 为了庆祝我们播客一周年纪念，这里有一集特别节目，展示了Nateland的精彩时刻。回顾过去一年中一些最搞笑和最愚蠢的时刻，比如关于如何说“企鹅”的辩论、平民车站、Nicole的肉铺，以及Aaronland的首次亮相。
<context>最佳集 为了庆祝我们播客的一周年纪念，这里有一集特别节目，展示了Nateland的精彩时刻。回顾过去一年中我们一些最搞笑和最愚蠢的时刻，比如关于如何说企鹅、平民车站、Nicole的肉铺，以及Aaronland的首次亮相。