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I remember like climbing up it and then like it started to make my dick feel hella good, dude. Buckle up. Yo, we're in. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. We're in. We're in for the first time. Popo's out. We're back.
TII Nation, Popo Zhao to ya, Top of the Pod to ya. Top of the Pod, I'm with Blake. Oh my god, wait a second. Now, who is that talking? I like him. Hey everybody, this is Blake, Top of the Pod to ya. It's Take It Out Tuesday.
Okay. Take it out. What is take it out Tuesday? Would you let me know? If you see a TII bumper sticker, feel free to pull your dick through the zipper of your pants and wave it in the street. Oh, my God. And this is the moment I realize it's been 50 seconds since we've started. We're already talking. See, that was way more crass than I thought. I thought you were talking about pulling your dick out your zipper, Blake. Really? Already? Yeah.
Not okay. Sorry, brother. Not cool. Top of the pod to you, though. Top of the pod to you. We can start it over if you want. How are you guys? It's a little early. It's noon right now where we're at. Yeah, we are. Hence my wet look. I just got back from my noon jog. Felt really good. Oh, that's sweat? Oh, where'd you go? We hitting 10K again? What's happening? I'm getting there. Yeah, I'm getting there. Beauty. Beauty, mate. 10K. F.
It felt good. It was one of those days where I actually was excited to run. Nice. This is a little jogger talk for everybody. Nice. Oh, boy. You put the shoes on and you felt ready to... You were raring to go? Yeah. And when the sun hit my dang skin and I was out there running, I was just like, hey, this feels right. You're like, hey, it's Whip It Out Wednesday. It might be Take It Out Tuesday. I actually... Take It Out Tuesday. Take It Out Tuesday.
On Thursday. Is there a version of this for every day? Yeah. Finger your butthole Friday. I meant to whip it out in various fashions. Free the top top. Flop it out Friday. Flop it out Friday. Throw it out Thursday. What's the S word for Saturday and Sunday? Slip your penis. Yeah.
Slip it out Saturday. Slam it down Sunday. Sunday, Sunday. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Slam it down. Yeah, boy. How can I slam it down? It's not big enough. I know you got 15 inches. You could kind of just like mash it onto the table. No, that's Monday. That's mash it down Mondays. Flatten your cock out and get a free drink.
Basically, come on down to what's the name of that bar? Isaac was telling me about it the other day, like angry dicks or something. Yeah, dicks. Yeah, it's just welcome to dicks. Is it dicks? Dick's last resort. Dick's last resort. It's mash it down Monday. Come and mash your dick into the table at dicks and perfect mash your dick into the table. Get a shot. Pre shot with a drink.
Come on down, mash your dick into the table, free shot with a drink. That's beautiful. By the way, what a great prank to go... Hey, if you guys are listening, if you're doing pranks, you gotta go to a bar, mash your dick into the table, and say, I'm here for the free drinks, smash it down Monday.
And record your response and slide it into Kyle's DMs with the video. I'm going to be picking a winner, all right? After I get a bunch of them, I'm going to... Picking a wiener. I'm going to be picking a wiener, and we're going to have a giveaway, all right? Giveaway of something. And ladies, not to be left out, if you can mash your muff...
onto a bar stool or a high top. You can also compete. Feel free to submit your videos as well. You might get a retweet. You might get a retweet. Official retweet.
Oh, man. Muddle my dick at the bar, baby. Let's go. And shout out to all our eunuchs out there with nothing happening. Mush. Mush. Just grind your mound into whatever's going down, and we'll give you a mention in the retweets. Oh, lucky, lucky. You might get a treat. That leads you into a drawing, and if we draw your at, we'll get a treat.
We will say it online, okay? We're going to be giving away a special bonus prize that will be named later. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want to make it. Don't want
We got one for every day. Whip it out Wednesday. Throw it down Thursday. Flop it out Friday. Slip it out Saturday. Slam it down Sundays. Followed by mash it down Mondays. That's right, yeah. That's the hardest one, dude. You're going to slam it down Sunday to mash it down Monday? Dude, that's tough.
Yeah, I don't know. I'm kind of squeezing onto my wiener head right now. And you can do it pretty hard and it doesn't hurt. Allegedly. Allegedly. Wow.
Really? Talk about a back-to-back. Yo, you want to slam down and mash it? All right. Allegedly. Yeah, no, I could see myself getting a Prince Albert, and it wouldn't be a huge deal. That's just the tip, right? That's right through the tip. I don't know. It's not a barbell, or I guess it could be whatever, but yeah, through the urethra on the bottom tip part. Oh, my. I believe, right? I think so. Probably.
that's so cool that you can pull that off. I got a pair of these Adidas a couple years ago, maybe last year, that are like a tribute to punk in Germany, punk music, like the punk movement. And they come with a Prince Albert roped into the laces. Whoa. Water trash. And I was like, these are just handsome shoes, but maybe I cut this part off and insert it.
That's cool, man. That would be sick. But what a move. Congratulations, Adidas, for putting a cock piercing on a shoe. Who knew? I mean, when I think Adidas, I think punk rock. How are you so sure it's a cock piercing? Not to change the...
How are you so sure it's a cock piercing? They say. Oh, they were explicit. Is that explicit to you? I feel like it's just a form of expression. Very much so. Makes me queasy, but go right ahead. Honestly, the thought of piercing my dick kind of makes me a little bit like a boop. Well, then I guess I won't see you on Mash It Down Monday. Yeah, no. Okie dokie.
I don't know. That's a weird one. Man, whatever floats your boat. That's what I say. Do you watch? Do you watch when it's happening? What the fuck, bro? Like, honestly. Did you watch when you got the snip? No, I mean, I could see the blood in the towel, remember? Right. Great detail. Wait, did they ask you if you wanted, like, a mirror or something? Hey, while we're down here, do you want a Prince Albert?
It's a two for one. It's like when women go and give birth, they get a little tummy tuck. Hey, that's cool. Man, yeah, for sure. Maybe in that moment, I would have said like, oh, you know, let me think about it. You got it open. Throw a barbell through the nuts. Let's see what that looks like. You know what I mean? Wow.
Dude, just a little weight. Throw a little weight in there? Yeah, a little weight. Have you guys heard of nudicles? Where when they neuter a dog and they take its balls, they offer fake balls that you can put in there? Yeah, I like that. Oh, yes, I have. I remember I wanted to get my first dog, Gripster, some nudicles. Yeah, that's right. Some big old nudicles. Because I remember when I got him neutered, I remember he had the cone on and was just staring at me, and I felt like a total asshole.
Yeah, it's fucked up, dude. Maybe that's what I'll do when I get snipped. That'll be like my coming home present to my wife. It's like, wait till you feel these big boys slapping, huh? So you're saying you would get an increase? You're going to get your nuts removed? That's not what actually happens with the surgery. You don't get your nuts removed. I still have my nards, but... No, no, no, no, no. I know what you got. It's just a little...
It's just the skin. It's science. It's almost always just stuck to one side of your legs like bubble gum. Excuse me? I want them removed. I want them pulled out, and I want newer, bigger bettors put in just for that...
But why would okay, so let's just go okay. I'm there with you, but why wouldn't you just get four? Why wouldn't you just get a quadra instead of like see Kyle? This is why we're friends. Everyone's like why everyone says why would you be friends with him? It's science and I go I go you don't understand once every two years.
He says something like this. And then I go, there you go. This is my guy. It's worth it. Four. This is my guy. Yeah, go with a quadra. By the way, that's the best prank. For Mother's Day, you're like, hey, honey, let's do it tonight. And then she's like, what the? I think you have. And you go, what? There's something? And you're like, I don't know. What do you mean? You didn't feel this? There's like a huge ball in here. Huh? You fishing. Honey? Yeah.
Happy Mother's Day. Keep on fishing. Before he got on the Zoom, he's workshopping Mother's Day gifts and this is what comes out. Go fish.
How many are in there? Guess what? Hey, you tell me. I think there's maybe three. Check it out. Nope. Feel and then count one. Yep, that's one. That's one. Okay, kind of roll that over into your pinky. That's two, right? That's two. Two we expect. Keep going. Oh, three. Is that a third one? Go fish. And then she just looks at my face going, there's more? Happy Mother's Day. There's more.
That's right, honey. There's four of them. There's four of them down there for you now. I got to call my mother, by the way. Three? By the way, you think it's just three? Keep going. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Keep going. Keep going. Four? Yeah, there's four. Go ahead. Keep going. Wait, wait. Before we go further. Before we go further.
I want to hear a guess. How many do you think there could be? Seven? It's like the jelly bean jar in kindergarten. Right, right, right. You're locked in at seven? You get one guess, the closest to the right number. It's a pizza party. Here's where it gets interesting. She's like, wait a second, is that like a little one? Is it?
I think it is. Is that small to you? So there's a little one. Are there more little ones? Yeah, maybe there's multiple little ones. Maybe keep going fish. Oh, somebody's got to start over. Keep fishing. It's like a nightmare beanbag chair. Oh, man.
Where did you guys used to live next door to like a beanbag palooza? Lovesack. Lovesack, dude. Do you remember when Lovesacks came on the team? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's like some of the first furniture I ever bought for my house was two giant Lovesacks. Did you live next to a Lovesack store or was it a futon gallery or something? On Packard?
Oh, yeah. No, I remember they used to sell some shit down there, like kind of by the taco shop right there. Oh, yeah, the bitch. Yeah, I feel like every time I would drive and they would bring them all out onto the sidewalk every day and then when they closed it, they'd have to bring them all in. And I'm like, so you have to buy this bed that's been –
out on the street for years? Right. I think they had the glove hand seats too. Do you remember those? Yes! That was so tight. Remember looking at those and going, I could never afford that. And they were just like $160 of hard plastic. I think you can get them for like $50 now.
Those things are out. Just a glove hand seat? No. So it's not 160, it's 50? Yeah, it was. It was a more coveted item. Hey, Ders, yeah. Am I an idiot? Well, that's what Blake is. You want me to tell you what you want? You're telling me that right now with the supply chain, they're 50? Yes, this is the supply chain.
You know what? Maybe our producers could hop on and find out exactly how much the hand chair is. You're right, man. Because I would love to crush you on knowing the price of this. You're a stupid dumbass. Dude, you're right. Supply chain for the hand couches or whatever the hell we're calling them, it might be inflated. Kyle, I gave you a bad...
What? When? I just found out I fucking missed jury duty and I'm like, oh shit. No, you never have to go. I've never gone. Okay. Somebody's watching the Paul Shore. Just don't go. Pauly Shore movie. Okay. All right. Fuck. Oh, you missed watching the movie. There's a screening at the New Beverly at Quentin Tarantino's theater. They only play it very rarely.
Oh my God. Whoever just gave this link is fired. No, this is good. Because it's 170. It's so close to what Blake said. No, I said it was 50 bucks. You said it was 160. Yeah, it was close to what you said, Derz. It's 169. You nailed it. You said 160. Oh, I said that. Yeah, you nailed it. Sorry. Just a little too much of this Pacifico on Cinco de Mayo.
Oh, it's the Cinco de Mayo. That's right. Way to go. Way to celebrate, baby. Yeah, I thought... Damn, my bad. You know who told me we should do some shots of tequila is your boy Greg. Your boy Greg's over here getting handy with it. Yeah, Greg likes to do a little tequila for sure. On the job? I hope not. Yeah.
He's working with some machinery. Does he work with power tools and stuff? You got to be real careful around that stuff. They can rip your arm off. You got some saws over there? A little bit, a little bit. What happened? I'm having him install a $169 hand chair. Oh, good.
You gave me a bed, Durs? I got a bed from you? I gave you a mattress. Remember? And like the corner, something happened with the corner. Oh, God. Where like the corner was broken and you were like, I don't care. Oh, yeah. I didn't. I just needed a bed because I was on a futon. Right. That's right. Because I was futon forever. And that was like my first bed because I was always a fucking couch dude in the room so that people could come in and watch the edits and shit, dude. Right.
When I moved to LA, my folks gave me a thousand bucks to get furniture and I got a $300 mattress. Nice. I got a $400 IKEA couch. I think the mattress was 1-800-MATTRESS.
Ikea couch for $400 or $399. The Ektorp. Everybody knows. Shout out Ektorp. Then I got the... Revolutionary. The matching Ektorp chair, which I believe was $150. Get it, boy. And then I got the coffee table with the glass top where you could put your magazines and books underneath and see it.
through for the last $150,000. And then I took care of the taxes myself. Hey, all right. Good job, man. Big ups. And that was it. That's all I needed and that was it. We had like a wild ass pull out bed futon thing, but you remember like what
tied the whole house together when we lived there. Who's we? You and the Six Dwarves? Me, Kyle, and Adam when we were living in that Packard house. Yeah, we had some good-ass furniture, bro. We had a bookshelf, but it was all just like a DVD collection. Remember when you would just have your DVD collection out for people? Oh, excuse me. That was the biggest flex. Oh, this one's not even opened. Yeah.
I haven't even watched that. Because we had five people come together and put their DVDs into one place. And it was like, come on, let's just fucking make this DVD collection awesome. We all want to be in movies. Y'all had four six cents. Yeah, everybody had their six cents. Yeah, we all want to do movies. We all want to make this shit. Let's just fucking do it.
do it. And your dad had a bomb ass collection that he gifted to us. Can we give flowers to Blake's dad's DVD collection? Flowers to Tim. Yes, absolutely. He was on it. Tim, he gets his flowers. He knows he's got his flowers. But let's give the flowers to the collection itself. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. So your dad flew quite often and had a portable DVD player, right? Yes, which was a flex. Having that little tiny laptop on a flight to watch a DVD. Oh!
Oh, boy, game changer. Oh, yeah. Before noise-canceling headphones, so it was kind of hard to hear movies, but you were still out there flexing. You had to turn your headphones all the way up and just damage your ears to kind of hear the dark night and hold your ears. Pretend like you're sleeping, but you're just holding your ears. Curled in a ball straight up.
Yeah, but he used to hit up like, it must have been like Walmart or something like every- BMG when they got into the DVD. I feel like this was like even like warehouse and shit. Like he would get into some of those bins, bro. Like he would do the barbershop.
the bargain yeah he would just cop new releases it was crazy so we have like wild ass movies oh yeah he did have that he had them all what did he have the Tim Robbins Jamie Foxx one what's that one what's the Tim Robbins Jamie Foxx or was that Tim Robbins Martin Lawrence Martin Lawrence yeah what the hell is called it's like a can't lose yeah nothing to lose nothing to
Nothing to lose. He had a bunch of those tier movies. Blue Streak. Classic. Basically, when Martin Lawrence was releasing a movie, like two movies a year. Your dad was flying. My dad was out in the skies, bro. Big time. Southwest mileage. Yeah. I remember thinking that he didn't go to Blockbuster. He just bought them. That was his rental. He just...
You know what I mean? You remember thinking that? That's exactly what it was. I have this memory of thoughts. I have a memory of these thoughts that I had about that collection. You guys don't keep your DVDs in public viewing, right? Because I went into a homie's house recently and he had them out. And I was like, I haven't seen a bro with his DVDs on display in a hot minute. Yeah.
True, true. No, I don't. Mine are in a closet. I got a stack of 12 out that I'm intending to watch, but the stack's been there for a year probably almost. Damn. Yeah, I think I have some screeners out. I think I keep the screeners up on the hearth. Hollywood, baby. Yeah, you know.
Did we already talk about how dope screeners were? And now they're kind of like a burden. Yeah. I feel like we did. I don't know. I feel like, I don't know, but I know what you're talking about, man. Like they used to be the shit. You could get movies before they were out at the crib, come home for Thanksgiving. Everyone's like, what screeners you got? And you're like, dude, you'd be a boss. Yeah. You'd love me now. Huh? Right. Right. I got the wrestler. And now, right. Exactly. You're like, Oh, the wrestler. You want to watch that? Go to the theater. Psych. It's right here. You didn't see the wrestler yet. No country. Aw.
Oh, you didn't see the big old piece of meat or whatever it's called? Oh, there will be blood. Not for you. Sorry, bitch. We used to come home Thanksgiving and deal them out and be like, okay, look, you can take that and then you give it to grandma. We used to burn them and sell them and shit. Oh, I know. It used to be a racket. DVD man. We used to make some dough off that shit. They used to call me DVD man. They used to call me AMC.
But like now, A, nobody has DVD players accessible anymore, right? It's impossible unless you run it through your console. And all these movies are just streaming. So you're like, yeah, I could either...
find a DVD player or I'll just click on this link. And they're like, and here's a link to get Netflix. And you're like, that's the dumbest. This is the dumbest shit. They're like, here is a big ass box for you to see the new couple episodes of Miss Maisel. Right. Or you can just fucking go and turn it on. You can just fucking turn it on. I'm just saying you didn't have to make that.
Send me a card. Say, flip it on. I know you got Amazon. I'm a human on Earth. And they like watermark them somehow so that like if someone bootlegs. So if you just throw it away and then someone finds it and bootlegs it, you're like in trouble. That's the big fear they try to put in your head. They're like, make sure you throw it in a vat of acid or you're going to get busted. And have you ever broken them before? The little shards they shoot? Yeah, they go pizza shrapnel to your eyes. Right?
Part of me wants to pop one in my eye and just collect checks from Universal. Just to feel it again. That's good. Litigation nation, baby. Let's do it. But it's so crazy because I have all... United States of Attorneys. I think there still might be people that
have the DVDs on display. I don't think it's a dead art yet. Same as CDs. I think some people might still have their CDs on display. I think, dude, I think you should fucking pack your DVDs up. I do too. You should pack your fucking DVDs up. You should leave your Blu-rays out. Take a hike. Leave your Blu-rays. Sure. Even that is fucking the same thing to me. No. Leave your fucking Blu-rays out. Blu-rays look good. Leave your Blu-rays out. I gotta tap back in, I guess. Oh yeah. I'll keep my Blu-ray collection out.
I got Mad Max Fury Road on 3D Blu-ray and that shit's fucking cool, dude. Okay, that's cool. Fuck yes. You know what you need to watch then after that is Speed Racer. That shit's sick. That's right. You gave me Speed Racer eons ago.
Yeah, that shit was sick. When we got Workaholics, I remember I started my Blu-ray collection, and I was like, you know what? I'm not going to fucking rent anything. I was doing it like Tim, dude. I was like, give me the Blu-rays like Tim did the DVDs. Try to do it Tim style, man. I got that fucking hamster movie with Zach Galifianakis. T-I-M Nation. Wait, what? What?
Top of the pod to ya. I got a bunch of good ones. Wait, what hamster movie was Zach Alvin in? Oh, yeah. That's Alvin and the Chipmunks. Z-Force. Oh, yeah, the bitch. What is it? G-Force. Oh, yeah. G-Force, because they're guinea pigs. G-Force, yeah. Yeah, that movie fucking rocks. Dang, great pull. That movie's the shit. Yeah, it was super dope. Super dope. I don't know where my kids are, but G-Force. Zach Alvinakis, 2006. Dude, please.
Pulled the G-Force out of nowhere. Damn, son, where'd you find this? That was the one that I pulled where I'm like, you know what? I'm just renting this. I'm doing this with the mentality of just fucking, who gives a fuck? Give me the fucking Blu-ray. You know what I mean? Give me the fucking Blu-ray. You know what I mean? Go dirt. In the dirt. Freaking see ya. Freaking see ya. Joe Dizzle.
Right.
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Dude, but what I was thinking is, like, I packed up, I boxed up my DVDs a while ago, and I'm starting to remember movies that I've seen, like, a million times that I completely forgot because it's not in my, like, in my line of sight anymore. Right. Like what?
Like freaking the other day, the fan popped up with Wesley Snipes and Robert De Niro. I love that movie. I haven't seen that shit in so long. I used to watch it like once a week. Is it super dope? Oh my God. Well, you know, it's kind of- Yeah, the fan's good. I just remember him like listening to the radio in the morning.
Like Snipes is driving and he hears De Niro calling in and being like, you guys should do this. You can do that, right? Yes. It's about this like Robert De Niro is a sports fan. I don't even remember that. Yeah, he loves the Giants and he really loves Wesley Snipes. Wesley Snipes like gets traded to the Giants. He's like a really big deal. Or he gets traded away. He like loses his spot. You don't know. Anyway. It's just –
I haven't seen it in a really long time. It's kind of stupid. I hate it. You led the conversation with, I don't remember any of these movies. And then we're like, hey, tell us about this movie you don't remember. I don't remember it. That was inevitably going to fail. No, but I kind of know. He was like a fan who becomes obsessed with Wesley Snipes and
kidnaps his kid. It's so fucking good, dude. Well, then they have a fucking epic-ass rain-filled baseball game. Yes, the ending. Is that the one? That's the ending? Yeah, where it's all raining? I was thinking of the Damon Wayans Jr., Bruce Willis. Last Boy Scout. Last Boy Scout also has a rain scene at the end? Yes, there was a day where we watched the last Boy Scout for 24 hours. Oh my God, dude! It's true. It's true. It's true.
Sorry. And will you name the girls that were there? Shut up, dog. Swedish. Who was there? There was no girl. It was me, Blake, and like... I love it. Air Rihanna. Air Rihanna. Just Kyle trying to remember thoughts. Just Kyle. We shaved his facial hair and just were like, yeah, he counts. Bro.
I thought you were going to say you watched both of those movies back to back, which might have to go down. That might have to be a double feature that you do at the New Beverly. Yeah.
i'm gonna keep shouting those are two great sports movies that you i love that the sport is just like a thread in it you know i love that um and we've established that the best sports movies the best type of movies are sports movies right and our best sports movie was like adam said rudy right yeah i'm going with the fan because i forgot about it i'd like to go back 20 episodes and uh apologize rudy's really good and kyle's cool runnings rudy's is
Oh, yeah, right. I love Cool Runnings. I really do love that movie. Yeah, that movie rocks, too. John Candy. I need to get it on Blu-ray. When are they releasing it on Blu-ray? Or did we establish that baseball movies are the best sports movies, and then someone said baseball movies are the best movies? Slide into Blake's DMs if you can remember. I think we settled that extreme sports movies were the best sports movies.
What are the extreme sports movies? Airborne. Oh, right. No, baseball movies are... Gleaming the Cube. Baseball movies are the best sports movies because they're so plodding and you have lots of chances to... I mean, Rookie of the Year, I think. You have lots of chances to come back. They're long games, you know? Sure. Slow action. Very, very dramatic. By the way, can you... Can you shut the fuck up? I just...
And can you turn your video off? Oh, fuck, man. I'm going to get toasted and roasted. Okey-dokey.
Toasted roasted, bitch. Was it a little strange that the end of Rookie of the Year wasn't even the World Series? It was just like the league championship game. And then they fast forward to the very end and he shoots the World Series ring up at the camera, which I guess is a cool thing. Can you imagine the executives being like, yeah, okay, don't have the end be the World Series. Yeah, dude.
That's a weird... Right. We're in a game. Yeah, we're in a game. It might as well be the World Series. If you're going to touch on that with a story... What is the game you watch? You watch like the Western Conference Finals or something of baseball? The pennant. I mean, they call it the pennant, right? Like if you win the American... Yeah, it's the race. It's the race.
Division Series champions? What are they called? There's the American League, the AL. Yeah, AL and AL. National League. National League. They're running for the pennant. You're right. Right? You're right. Fuck yeah, you are, bro. Pennant. We all know what a pennant is. It's a pointy flag. Right? It's a pennant. I think it's a pennant. I don't know, man. Am I tripping? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pennant. Pennant. Pennant. Like the movie Tenant, but pennant.
Oh, dude. Tenet. That's why he made that movie. Hey, um...
Chris Nolan's talking to his... Oh, good for you! Sorry. It's nice. Thank God. Yeah! Chris Nolan's talking to his brother, who I think he co-writes everything with, and is like, all right, I'm going to write the script. Your only job is to come up with a made-up word that can go forward and backwards. Yeah. And he was like, boob? And he's like, all right, very funny. All right. But then he kept getting stuck on... Race car. Wait a second. Race cars, I think... Oh, wow. Yeah.
Wow. We might have to put a race car in the movie. That's so tight, Kyle, that you just had that in the chamber. Oh, baby. Palindromes. What's the other one? A Toyota? Yeah.
What? A-Toyota. Yeah. I'm going to write it down real quick. Come on. Write it out. A-Toyota. So if you're listening at home, we're just coming up with palindromes. I feel like I knew a girl in high school who had a palindrome for a phone number. Oh, yeah, baby. It works. It works? Yes. Points. Thank you. Oh, what about A-Kia? A-Kia? Hold on. Let me write it down.
A-K-I-A. What about ABBA? No. IKEA does not work. You spelled it wrong. Right. What? You spelled it wrong. Whatever. It doesn't work. Whatever, brash.
Good for you. Are you guys doing anything for Cinco de Mayo? Not really, to tell you the truth. I'm going to make tacos tonight. That'll be cool. Yeah, maybe go. Maybe shake up a margarita. Who knows? Maybe I'll go pick up some Mexican food from the local spot. Yeah, we love an excuse. Freaking Los Panchos, baby. Let's get some of that. What's your favorite dish there? Revenge. Los Panchos? Yeah, revenge. Yeah, baby. Yes, punch! Oh!
Where he kills everybody? Oh, it's either a fajita bowl or a... Oh, here we go. Taco salad. Oh, God. Sizzling fajitas. Here's the thing, guys. The ingredients in Mexican food, you know, like the slightest of change, you have to realize it's a different dish. All right? So a tostada salad to a taco salad. We're back.
Oh, yeah, no. I'm whatever on that. I was just going off the fucking, what is it called? The green burrito menu, bro. If you have a problem with what I think it is, then you take it up with the green burrito menu because that's where I learned it. For sure. It's not me. It's my education.
Water trash. I went out to dinner the other night. What the fuck is that? What do you mean? It's Larry King saying water trash. That's my favorite. Loose butthole. Is it? He said that? Wow, dude. He said water trash? And he said loose butthole. Yeah, he said a lot of things. RIP Larry King, right? He's gone. Yeah, yeah. Dude, that dude was wild. He had hella wives, huh? He was cool. Did he? He was really cool when he interviewed us, for sure. I mean...
He really was. He was. He was like down to clown. He was just like, all right, you guys. Larry King, down to clown. You heard it here, TII Nation. So sick. I think he's always handed things by his producers. And he's just like, yeah, all right, let's just read this shit. And this dude said. Yeah.
Wait, hold on. This dude said... Water trash. And he said... I can't find it. Larry said... What a voice. What's crazy, I just remember him from Ghostbusters and being like, that's the guy from Ghostbusters when his show got syndicated. Loose butthole. Hey, there it is. God, the delivery on that is so good. Tight butthole. I like that one. Loose butthole.
What a career. Tight butthole. Yeah, way to go. Thank you for leaving us with that. Thank you for leaving with that. King, you are a king. King, yes, go off. Tight butthole. Go off, king. He was one of my first celebrity sightings because when I worked at Lacoste.
Huh? Yes. Celebrity Crush was Larry King. Yes, yes, yes. I just wanted to – That's my hall pass. I just wanted to chomp down on that back. He was my hall pass. Larry King is your hall pass? He was until he passed. All you got to do is show to a Dodger game and throw it out there. He might – Oh, but – I was too nervous. So anyway, working at Lacoste, he would walk by on Rodeo Drive every morning for his exercise or whatever. Yeah.
And then I had a homie who sat next to him at a Dodgers game. And then when he went home for a Cubs game, when the Dodgers were playing the Cubs, he sat next to him again there. Tight butthole.
And he goes, hey, we talked at the game in LA. He goes, I talked to a lot of people. And my homie was like... Literally my job, dude. This was like two weeks ago. I like to think I'm a guy who stands out, maybe memorable. Nope, guess not. Just hit him with the, I talked to a lot of people. Gosh, I actually have him saying, that's Adam. But he asked us, he's like, what is... Did he really? Yeah.
Yeah, dude. You have to watch that Larry King interview. It is weird. He asked some hard-hitting questions. He got some really cool guests at the end. Yeah. I think he had some sick young interns that were just bringing the homies in. Right. Yeah. And he can interview anybody. Let's give sick interns their flowers. Hell yeah. Bro, give it up for sick interns everywhere. Sick-ass interns everywhere. Pat yourself on the back. Absolutely. We'll wait. We'll wait.
Dersart, were you going to do something for Cinco de Mayo or just drinking some tequila? I think I'm just going to do a little Ojo de Tigre. Okay. Shout out. Never had Ojo de Tigre. Oh, it just...
Stings. No, it's pretty good. It hits your lips. One of the producers of the movie I was doing in Mexico, At Midnight, not to be confused with Yes Points. Yes, sir. That's what it's called? Owns this, yeah, he's a dude from Mexico, owns this tequila company called Ojo de Tigre. Ah!
I think we all know what that means. Yeah, baby. Eyes of the Tiger. Eye of the Tiger. Ellen. Final season shot glass.
That is very shagadelic. Wow. This is fucking Hollywood as shit, bro. Yeah, you are Hollywood AF right now. That was so Hollywood. You know it, and I know it. Wow, you just took a shot on there. Nice, Durs. When Adam's away, the Durs will play, baby. Yeah, Durs looks comfortable right now. He's passing out. He's comfortable. He's like cozy. Yeah, and then right after this, I'm going to go run.
Just vomit everywhere. I've done drunk runs before. I do not advise it. It's very dangerous. Oh, yeah. I did that a lot when I was working in Mobile. We would go to dinner, and I had to be in shape for this part or whatever. So we'd all go to dinner, have some drinks, and then I'd be like, I got to hit the gym after this. I got to go to the gym, man. I was just...
Either sit on the fucking bike and watch Sopranos all drunk, or I'd get on the treadmill and be like... Just to sleep on your leg? You know when your foot kind of gets the edge of the treadmill by accident and you almost die? You go... Whoa! It just goes...
Oh, man. Kyle's imagining it because he's never been on a treadmill. Yeah, no. The noise. I've been on a treadmill, you bitch. Fuck it. Have you? I've been on a treadmill, you bitch. Don't say that shit to me. Don't say that shit to me, okay? Where? Don't say that shit, dude. I've been on a treadmill, you bitch. Oh, cool. Okay. Have you been on treadmills?
I've been on many of treadmills, okay? Many of treadmills. And you know what my move is on the treadmill? I don't try and go fast. I don't try to go fast. I go steep. I go steep, motherfucker. You lose. I fucking hike on that shit. Give me the fucking 13, 13, 30, 30, 30, whatever it is. Give me that shit. But no Stairmaster. No, stairs are hard.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, I'm not fucking with the stairs. I like that one that has the legit real stairs that come down. Oh, that thing's brutal. I feel like that's what I was doing a lot in Vancouver when we were doing Game Over Man. Oh, yeah, the workout regimen was lane thrower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was big. It was big. Right on.
You guys always keep it going. It was an action movie. Remember we had the hotel with the gym built in that was extremely packed? Well, Vancouver is like a pretty spelt city. Yeah, a lot of cum gutters for sure. They're all over the place, baby. By the way... Oh my God, the dipping...
The dipping and the tarantula. Kyle's just thinking about dipping dots right now. Hell yeah, man. But dipping dots are hell. The cheese dippers. Yeah, working out, working out. Frosting is my shit. Well, you said I'd never been on a treadmill. I've been on a treadmill. I'm not saying I'm on one all the time. Playboy. Yeah, no one's on one all the time. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. That's exactly right. I'm just like everyone else. Man of the people. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Very nice, baby. Oh, shout out to Vancouver. Burnaby specific. You know what they had at that gym in Vancouver that I want at the crib real bad? What's that, man? It's like a treadmill for ropes. It's just a rope.
big loop rope that's on a thing and you like pull it down or you pull it towards you. I want that at the crib, dude. Dang. It's like a real like hemp rope or is it? Well, no, it's like a climbing rope from like gym class. Right. But it's a loop and you pull it either vertically down or you can set it up so you can pull it at yourself and
I'm all about that. You got to work your back, work your grip strength. That shit just seems dope. If you're a company that makes one of those, holler at your guy.
I did my way. Hook him up. Did you have to do like a rope climb in PE class? I remember we had. I love that shit. We had like poles. Remember at Kyle and Silverwood Elementary, they were like poles. Yeah. They were like tetherball poles, weren't they? Oh, no. They were just poles like side by side. I remember it was like four of them. I remember like climbing up it and then like it started to make my dick feel hella good. Dude. Mash it Monday, bro. Guys at home. Guys at home. Popo side.
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What we know about Blake, and it's all starting to come together now, is that he has a very pronounced ridge. So let's just say that shit. Goodbye. Whatever's going down, it gets involved, okay? It finds a way. You guys want some cookies? This dude has experiences that maybe us with less pronounced ridges don't have. I'm saying this might be the first, and I'm being serious, this might be the first time I ever orgasmed. Going up or going down? Going up.
I like kind of hung up there. Yeah. I remember you telling me about this. You think nobody notices everybody's watching you kind of like squirm your day. For sure. The teacher, like Blake is always goes up there. Like, no,
His hump in that pole. I remember you. Oh, yeah. I truly remember you telling me that, where you're like, you go up to the top and you're like hanging up there and you were just doing like micro movements. Just like rubbing your dick. Kyle remembers another thought. I remember this, dude. I remember it. It was, I'm like, what are you doing? See, he remembers. What grade is this? This must have been like third or second or third. Yeah.
Yeah, that's the era where you're like... Yeah, Miss Rogers. Because that's when you started telling me shit like that. I'm like, what are you doing? I remember even... I think I remember seeing you up there and I'm like, he's doing his thing. But I was like a swing and a tetherball boy. I couldn't be bothered with cumming at that point. Is this a dusty cum? Is this a dusty cum? Oh, yeah. It's nothing. It's nothing. I mean, this is...
this is way before when I was on the Southwest flight. So yeah, nothing was happening. If you could have a button installed where you could go from dust to regular, would you do it? From dust to dawn. Like now. To dawn liquid soap? I think I might be all about that. I'm sorry. My eyes aren't working. That was a good one. From dust to dawn liquid soap.
It's a switch on your taint.
That allows you to do whatever type of semen you like. Right. Like if you want to just, you know, have an O, but no worrisome cleanup, you can hit the button and go back to dust. Absolutely. If you're like in your dating days, you'd be like, it's all good, girl. I'll just dust you. I'll just dust. I think I'm going to dust. Don't worry about it. I could just dust you. Yeah, a quickie in the closet. I'm about to dust. I'm about to dust.
What is that from? That's from us, no? I'm about to bust. Who says that? I feel like Bill said it. Maybe, I don't know. When in doubt, it's a Bill line. For sure. It's a Bill. We're back! All right. Took a while, but... I do remember same era, like third, second... Yeah, it was probably like second or third grade.
at the Northwestern University pool, right? In the men's locker room there, you could twist the shower nozzle so that it could just be like a stream. And then if you just pointed that at your dick, it was on. Oh, your front. It was on. So like you're in a Speedo, right? By Poseidon's feet.
It was like in a speedo, so it couldn't go anywhere. And you were getting like pre boner orgasms. And I just, and they had like showers out in the open, but you would scramble to get one on the sides that had like the dividers just to have your time. Oh, hey,
Just to get your moment. Because all you needed was about 60 seconds of like, no, I'm just shampooing. I need privacy. Mom, stop running in the shower. Knock it off. You're going to slip. I'm shampooing. I wonder if they even have the same showers. I might have to go back just to like...
Schools took that shit out. It's like running into an old girlfriend like, hey, how you been? It's good to see you. I need that Northwestern showerhead. Just caress the showerhead. Oh, showerhead. I got showerhead. I wonder if I can afford to just have that shit installed at the crib by now. Yeah, you could. You could just throw it in there. Wouldn't even need it up high. I would just put it down low. I wonder what it is. You know what it's all about. Get yourself a turbo jet. Is it like G&E? Is it Honeywell? What companies make showerheads? Yeah.
G and E? Sprecher? Yeah, Sprecher or Kohler. Right, or Specter or something like that? Kohler, yeah. Yeah, Kohler. Kohler lifetime warranty. American Faucets? What's Kohler lifetime warranty? This is not an ad, people. Hey, American Faucets, slide into my DMs and send me some whatever you want to call it. Kohler what?
Oh, I just found out today because a plumber was over that Kohler's got a lifetime warranty. So I thought I'd spread the good news to anybody. Like if anything breaks, you just hit them up and they send you the part. Dude, bury the headline. I know.
Guys, just go to Kohler.com and enter THISIS and get your 50% off. So I had a plumber come today, right? It's not real. It's not real, mate. Is it real? What's wild about plumbers is they actually... Have you ever had a plumber that did... No, what's wild about plumbers? Have you ever had a plumber that did not have the crack coming out, the plumber's crack? It's so... It's automatic. It's automatic.
But today, I was like, okay, cool. Obviously, the plumber has a crack. Yes, this is par for the course. I love it. How was it? Describe it. Describe it. Describe it. Describe it. He would let it hang. No, no. It was all right. Just mostly underwear, sometimes crack. Not a lot of jean. Not a hairy man? Not a lot of jean, okay? We're talking a white guy, black guy, Hispanic? This is a Hispanic dude. Oh, wow.
But what I realized was the crackdown in your house is kind of a power play where you're like, okay, yeah, that's your room. All right, I'll leave you be. Oh, so you think it's kind of like a, hey, don't come in here like men at work.
I think it is. I think it's like, don't even bother. I'm not done yet. If you don't see the crack, I may be done. But if you see the crack, I'm fucking working, so just leave me alone. Quick hypothetical. You hire a plumber. You get a plumber. He's like, well, let's see what we got under here. He goes down, shirt comes up, crack is out. Shirt comes up, wow. Shirt comes up, crack is out.
There's a lower back tattoo. Okay. Do we still call this tramp stamps? You can for sure fuck this guy, right? What? You can for sure fuck this guy, right? What your ass say? Is that the hypothetical? Wait, was that the question? Yeah.
That sounded like a statement. That was the question. Sorry. Sorry. Let me rephrase it. It's not weird if I or somebody fucked that guy, right? Damn, son. Where'd you find this? Oh, man. I mean, it's your property. It's your property. Right. Tyria.
Oh, fuck. Damn, bro. Oh, my God. He knows, right? And when are these guys going to just wear Spanx? Or the equivalent where it just goes above and beyond. Oh, like a sexy plumber sort of? That's not what Spanx are.
Well, I think I've seen some plumber... Spanx are just cover... They're like coverall. Sure, they hold you... I'm sorry, I was thinking of Kim Kardashian's wear. What's that called? Skins? Skims? Skins. Yeah, but that's also the same. That's not sexy. It's kind of just... What? It's shapewear. Yeah, that shit is... It's sexy on her. Right. Sure. On other people, it's kind of like a... It's like Slimer's containment unit. Yeah.
It's essentially like, let's get all that in here. Let's see if we can get that in here. I like it. I like it. I like it. Oh, we haven't heard I Still Love You for a long time. I know. Where the hell is that?
I love it. That. Where the hell is that? Where the hell is that? And our producer, Becca, is calling it Skims. What do we call it? Skins? Oh, Skins versus Skims. Yeah, our bad. I would wear Skims. Skins versus Skims. Dude, what if we wear Skims? It feels like that suit. Do you remember that homie who used to come on TV and he wore basically Skims, but it showed the human organ system? Do you remember him? That's a commercial. The homie...
We got to go to commercials. Wow, dude. No, but you don't remember? Go ahead and take a few. You're talking about Inside Out Boy. No, this was like an educational dude with a little Richard Simmons afro, and he wore a Skims unitard, but it had the human organ system on it. Honestly, that shit's kind of dope. Kids, this is the human organ system. And he'd be like, this is your spleen.
What would it be called? I don't know. That's your side out boy. And he'd be like, right here is your stomach. And when you eat it, it goes down your sarcophagus. Wait, what is it? Sarcophagus. Yeah, it goes right down into your coffin from Egypt. Yeah, right. Esophagus, motherfucker. Your pharaoh's coffin. You're a stupid dumbass. This dude's talking about walking dogs in togas.
Dude, you guys got to look him up because he taught me a lot, obviously. Give me a little bit more. What are you talking about? What's he from? You just said the homie that's been on TV. I call him the homie because he helped raise me.
Okay. I mean, the inside out boy, good body. Oh, boy. Slim good body is what we're getting. Slim good body. The superhero of health. I was going to say, that's a rapper for sure. The superhero of health. How is there no image? Okay. So the Today Show, Good Morning America. Yeah, dude. There's something on Nickelodeon. I guarantee you there's a section of this where it's like,
personal and it's like went to jail dude this is my movie this is my oscar right captain kangaroo this is my oscar dude you gotta see this guy his fit was so legit you can wear this to met gala oh my god this dude's amazing you can wear this to met gala oh my god the homie now you know why i call him the homie yeah okay this dude is this this dude goes so hard is he alive
I don't know. I don't got this fucking... I don't got the picture yet, man. Where's the picture at? How do we drop this into your thing? Dude, this is my indie, Kyle. Slim Goodbody? This is my indie. Oh, dude, I'm in... Oh, my God, Blake. Yeah, man. Yeah. Click on the link I just put in. Okay.
I think I just put a link in. Yeah, you did. I think that's... He's from Maine. Hang on. Ready? Oh, dude. Yes. Oh, shit. He wrote a book about COVID. That's sick. Really? That's you and Adam. The picture I just posted for you is you and Adam. I don't see it. Wait, did I not...
There. Technical difficulties. I didn't do it. I don't know. Dude, Blake, this is absolutely like... Legend, mate. You should be running towards this. You should be running. Did you say there's a sleeping bag that you had with it? What? I don't know what the hell you're posting. We're hacked. We've been hacked. By the way, I wish the link I posted was not appropriate. Oh.
PII Nation, top of the pod to ya. We're here to talk about Slim Goodbody, the homie. This is like the saddest moment in the history of our, I guess you can call it a podcast, where I'm like just trying to figure out how to click and drag.
You idiots. Yeah, this is a rough one. Yeah, this one's tough, dude. But great suit. Killer suit. I like the suit. I got nothing. Killer suit. Him and Captain Kangaroo. You have no reference to this guy? Zero, but he's packing. I can see the Honda Ridgeline for sure. Oh, yeah. What'd they do about that part in the pictures? He's wearing a dance belt.
Oh, this guy has super little dick energy, though. Are you kidding me? What? What the fuck? You think he has big dick energy? What? I think he's got perfectly... I think he's got proud dick energy, where he's like, that's not what it's about. What? Absolutely. He's so ashamed of his penis that he removed all the layers of his skin. He said, look at my insides, because I don't like my outsides. Well, that's the story. It's like when you try and lose weight to make your dick look bigger, he's like...
I'm taking my skin off. Now we'll see who's fucking around. Dude, this guy rocks. This is my indie right here. Yeah, I love it. Blake, I'm in, dude. I'm in. We'll figure something out. A lot of long shots. Oscar buzz. Go for the indie spirit run. And Blake, we can't forget about Blake Anderson snubbed for his depiction of Slim Goodbody in the movie Beneath His Skin.
Little Dick Energy. The Little Dick Energy story. That's me doing like Billy Bush. Not Lil Dicky.
The Donald. Wow. Oh, whoa. You're grabbing by the who's it? Whoa. Hey, I'm going to take a five-year vacation. We got to run that Billy Bush Trump shit back. That shit was wild. Is he back in the game? Is he surviving? Yeah, I think so. I think he survived the game. I think he's got like a morning talk show or something. Hey, good. Hey, good. It's a bagel.
Oh, my God. Cut to commercials and cut me out of this one. Sorry, brother. Can I lead the way with take backs and forgiving? Yeah, absolutely. We, last week, talked about a sketch. Okay. For SNL. Oh, right. Yeah. Where they do like...
of acupuncture gone wrong acupuncture someone brought it to our attention that guess what they already did it and ad bryant was in the motherfucker and it was very funny
Yes, eight years ago. Eight years ago. Yeah. Yeah, we really blew it. That's why you got to be careful calling people out about stealing your shit because you never know. Right, it's all out there in the ethers. I'm ashamed I didn't know about that sketch because it was actually very funny. Watching it, I feel like I'd seen it, to be honest. Maybe you were re-pitching it. But God, she had the funniest line where she... Jason Sudeikis, it's like a...
a rig for blood to spray out of a back and Jason Sudeikis is getting acupuncture and the, they put the needle in and blood starts going everywhere. And he's like, is it good back there? And they're lying and saying, yeah, it's fine. And then someone goes, what's with all the, someone look at all that blood. And Jason's like, he goes, look at that blood. And he's like, did someone say, look at that blood? And she goes, Oh no, that's just street talk. He said, what a blood. And she said, so funny.
And then they both, like an Asian doctor came in, played by a non-Asian Fred Armisen. That's true. And then he's like, oh, doctor, you're here. I didn't make it to that part. And then Chris, oh, it's very comedic. It's long. And then Kristen Wiig has to pretend to be the doctor. And she's like, oh, Becca Good. And I'm like, huh. Yeah, she just...
Eight years ago. Yeah, I'm like, does that fly? Because the context of it is a woman trying to cover, and you never hear the doctor speak. I didn't make it that far in the sketch. You should watch it. It gets funny. The entire back bubbles and then explodes. Yeah, it's a really good rig. Whenever they do that. The rig is way good. As soon as I saw it, I'm like, well, this one is better than what we pitched.
And that's what we said. We said it would be better. Yeah, and it was. It was eight years ago. It was better than the sketch we came up with last week. So that's our take back, our collective take back. Yeah, we're so sorry about that. Our bad. But honestly, it's been eight years. They'll probably do it again. Yep. Bully! I want to give a special shout out. We got a season two on Fabulous Furry Freak Bros, which is freaking sick.
Sick, hell yeah. Check out Tubi if you got it. It's one of the sickest streamers. I really believe that. They got the weirdest shit on there. And how many episodes are up now for people to watch? I think there's eight episodes up on Tubi, baby. Tubi Real. Got to be real. Is that the commercial? Have they done that for the commercial? The Tubi commercial? Got to be real.
That would be so sick. That would get you. Let's hit him up. We got him. Dead ringers? Any dead ringers? I got a dead ringer. Did we already talk about this? The guy who got beat up by Mike Tyson. Everyone's like, so are you okay or what? It was you. And the guy took a picture that really looked like me. There was one picture that I was like...
I got it. I see it. A friend of mine sent it to me without even saying anything. I go, that's, I was like, that me? Hashtag that me? Question mark? Just ready for it.
Yeah, that was wild. Why would you ever pick on fucking Mike Tyson? He's already ready to go, man. But apparently, not that I read anything, but so allegedly the dude is like a scammer with like a criminal record. So like he might have been like, I'm going to fuck with this dude and maybe collect. Damn, that's so fucked up if that's true. Popo Sá!
Hey, the United States of attorneys. Yeah, thank you. There's another clip of Mike Tyson at like a comedy show where some dude like starts talking like, I just need to fight you. I need to fight you. If I can fight you, that's all I need. And he pulls a fucking gun out. What?
the fuck who pulls a gun out yeah the dude who's like uh who's like tyson beckford no the guy who was talking to mike tyson like i gotta fight you i'm gonna fight you right mike tyson's just like sitting there no it was just like fucking wild i caught it right some some news fever dream that they all are nowadays yeah yeah some of it's real
He's like, none of it's real. It's like, what happened? The fake news tornado that we tune into every fucking day. Oh, shit. I cannot believe the hype. Our president's a hologram, and I'm actually making my own. Well, it's vaccine, and it's pretty good. It's made of dust and... Palm olive oil.
You can push a button and it goes from dust to regular. To, what do we call it? Dawn liquid soap. Dust to dawn liquid soap. Dust to dawn, baby. Oh, man. That's great stuff. Yep, yep, yep. It is. All right. Well, hey, man, that feels like a really good place to end it. Do you want to end it on your own? Have we done that before where just Blake wraps it up?
Go ahead, Blake. I'm down with that. All right, TII Nation. Thank you for joining in. This is the bottom of the pod, and we're drawing the name right now. We got at a Toyota. You're the big winner. We're going to retweet you on our Twitter. Remember to take out your tip of your penis on Tuesday, everybody, and a popo's out to you. This is... What the fuck? Allegedly...
Mash them up Mondays, dude. Mash your dick on the table Mondays. That's the word. That was good, Blake. Good job. Okay, cool. I think we got it. We can move on from here. Cut. Starbucks Iced Apple Crisp Oat Milk Shaken Espresso. Made with blonde espresso, creamy oat milk, and spiced apple flavors. It's an icy crisp sip you can enjoy all autumn long. Order ahead on the Starbucks app.
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