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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina kick things off with some good old fashioned white woman cringe. From Fergie massacring the national anthem to Kim Cattrall scatting, we've got a gauntlet of embarrassing singing in public for you to enjoy. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a wild mattress flip, before the Main Mommies get an update from Tony Johns, whose recent stint behind bars has put his Vegas plans on hold.
They then speculate on what King Ass Ripper, the cool guy who got away, has been up to. The two also talk about learning to speak mother tongues, black dudes not being amused by gay stuff, a vision update, buckets of brown, Enny thoughts, plus some horrible or hilarious clips, and a Vietnamese hair salon with a questionable name. Don't forget to check your b holes for sores!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 809
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:00 - Fergie's Greatest Hits
00:05:56 - Clip: Kim Cattrall Scatting
00:08:17 - Clip: Big Jessica Simpson Energy
00:09:32 - Opening Clip: Bed Flip
00:14:45 - Tony Johns Is Locked Up
00:22:46 - Mother Tongue
00:31:18 - The Cool Guy Who Got Away
00:42:38 - Black Dudes Don't Like The Gay Stuff
00:45:37 - Vision Update + Tom's Poo Buckets
00:54:05 - Clip: Sores In Ma B Hole
00:54:50 - A New Challenge
00:59:07 - Enny Thoughts
01:03:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:06:54 - Vietnamese Hair Salon
01:11:08 - Dates
01:12:51 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic Assassins" by Brothers & Hendawg
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