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cover of episode Kristi Noem Plots Citizenship Hunger Games & Kash Patel Drops Epstein News | Prabal Gurung

Kristi Noem Plots Citizenship Hunger Games & Kash Patel Drops Epstein News | Prabal Gurung

2025/5/21
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Ronny Chieng: 今晚我们有很多话题要讨论，包括Kristi Noem的测验失败、FBI希望人们停止谈论Jeffrey Epstein，以及Sean Duffy在机场的重新装修。Kristi Noem负责国家的公民身份途径，但她可能会将其变成一个庸俗的真人秀。将公民身份变成真人秀既不美国，又非常美国。我讨厌这个公民身份真人秀的想法，除非他们需要主持人，那样我就喜欢这个想法了。通过真人秀被驱逐可能是一种更友善的方式。Kristi Noem在国会作证时，未能正确解释人身保护令的含义。国土安全部部长应该知道人身保护令的真正含义。Kash Patel和Dan Bongino也在负责国家安全。Dan Bongino过去曾揭露FBI掩盖的真相，特别是关于Jeffrey Epstein的材料。Bongino过去认为Epstein不是自杀，但现在他有机会看到所有文件了。Bongino转变了关于Epstein自杀的立场，这很讽刺，如果他失败了，就应该让希拉里·克林顿杀死他。Sean Duffy正在努力解决美国航空旅行的问题，他把耶稣的画像从地下室移了出来。当我的飞机要坠毁时，我可以告诉旁边的人，别担心，那只是一幅糟糕的耶稣画像。 Dan Bongino: 我看过整个文件，Epstein是自杀的。 Jesus Christ: 我可以采取任何我想要的形式，这种形式能让我更快地通过机场安检。我对这幅糟糕的画像不满意，它看起来像是在单身派对上画的。我在地下室待得很好。我的照片出现在更糟糕的地方。担心真正发生的事情，比如战争、饥荒和尼克斯队。尼克斯队能走到这一步是靠他们自己的努力。 Michael Kosta: 贝利奇克应该在养老院寻找对象。我不需要日式马桶来冲洗我的屁股。

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Ronny Chieng discusses Kristi Noem's lack of knowledge of habeas corpus and her proposal for a reality TV show to determine citizenship. He satirically comments on the absurdity of the idea and Noem's lack of understanding of basic American law.
  • Kristi Noem's misunderstanding of habeas corpus
  • Proposal for a reality TV show for citizenship
  • Noem's performance in Congress

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Ronny Chieng covers Trump’s cabinet cracking under pressure, from Kristi Noem drawing a blank on habeas corpus, immigration getting the Bravo treatment, Kash Patel and Dan Bongino flip-flopping on Jeffrey Epstein’s “suicide,” and Sean Duffy finding an air travel solution in a Jesus painting.

Ronny Chieng and Michael Kosta go head to head over NYC’s street-wide Knicks celebration, the Dodgers' new Japanese pitcher’s bathroom requests, and Bill Belichick spending the rest of his life with 24-year-old Jordon Hudson, in the latest edition of Sports War.

Prabal Gurung, award-winning fashion designer and author of the new memoir “Walk Like a Girl,” describes to Ronny how his rise through the fashion world of New York began with the support of his family in Nepal, especially his mother. Gurung reflects on how the fashion industry has changed since the '90s to become more inclusive, and explains why he thinks “fashion is for everyone.” He also breaks down the West-meeting-the-East inspiration behind his designs and critiques some less-inspired MAGA fashion.

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