Ep 131: All The Pain In The World Is In Adam’s Groin
59:12 Share

So I have some big news for vegans and vegetarians everywhere. It's Hellman's plant-based mayo spread and dressing. Made for people with a plant-based diet or anyone really who wants to enjoy the great taste of Hellman's real without the eggs. Hellman's plant-based is perfect for sandwiches, salads, veggie burgers, or any of your family favorites.

To celebrate, Hellman's is sharing some easy, delicious plant-based recipes at Hellmans.com. Hellman's plant-based mayo spread and dressing. Same great taste, plant-based. We're here for the history, not the hype. To shed light, not fan flames. We're here for the whole story, not just a headline. Here to uphold democracy, uncover the facts, and illuminate what matters. Democracy dies in darkness. That's where we come in.

The Washington Post. Switch on. Subscribe today at WashingtonPost.com slash iHeart. If you're a smoker or dipper looking to make a change, you really only need one reason to do it. But with Zinn Nicotine Pouches, you can find many. Zinn is America's number one nicotine pouch. It's made with only six simple ingredients. Plus, Zinn is the only nicotine pouch with a 10-day hassle-free trial. There are lots of options when it comes to nicotine satisfaction.

Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important, bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This is Important...

Some people sleep like hanging upside down like Batman, right? This is the deepest we've ever been inside of Hollywood on the spot. Is that spinal fluid? Release that pressure. Buckle up.

All right. Give me a hell yeah. I will say that I'm on a lot of painkillers right now, guys. Oh, no. This is a crisis. I've taken two of these. Wow, dude. This is a crisis in America, bud. Hey, no, I know. And this is opioids. Which one they got you on? What do they got you on? Lipitor. They got me Tramadol for my hip and groin issues.

So really they took it? Why did you, you weren't, you weren't healing. So they put you on pain management. What the fuck? I'm not dude. I'm in so much fucking pain all the time and I'm not healing. I'm going to physical therapy and I'm doing all the things they say and it's just not getting better. In fact, it's starting to get worse. Does it haunt you?

I can't go to sleep at night. Even though I'm on fucking pain pills, muscle relaxers, night-night juice. I'm doing it all. Edibles. I'm doing everything. Are you the Larry Bird of our friend crew? What does that mean? Am I the Larry Bird? Yeah, what does that mean? What does that mean? Like he's balling, but then he's got to lay on the ground. Mm-hmm.

Is that you? I mean, yeah, probably. Yeah, probably. Are you balling, but you got to lay on the ground? Well, I was hit by a cement truck, so I think... Is that what he did? Would he take a break? He'd lay on the side of the court when he wouldn't be playing because his back was all fucked up. Oh, yeah. Oh, like he wouldn't sit on the bench. Okay. I think I've been that. Remember how I would have to sit down when we were shooting workaholics because my knees would hurt and shit? Yes, sir.

so annoying. You guys were always so mad at me. That's why I wouldn't come back for another season. Yeah. We got to call it. Yeah. Durge made a hard stance. I was like, is Adam there? But I feel like I've been that guy. Is he sitting again? Yeah.

But now it's getting worse because now I can't just do regular shit, which sucks butts. Do you think this is going to be... This is like when you're knocking on damn near 40. You're like, is this the rest of time? Yeah, I know. I'm thinking that too. I'm like, it can't be, dude, because this is a real amount of pain. I'm going to be morbidly obese. I won't get to do all the movies that I want to do. Okay, Adam,

The whale just won. The whale too. Yeah, dude. The whale too. Get Aronofsky to come. Not mad at it. Get some hardware on your fucking living room, all right? I eat because I'm unhappy. But hey, have you tried? I can't stop eating. I was for chunking a ton. We all know this, playing pickleball. My back was for chunking. Oh, I thought you meant bad internet connection. We're going for chunking. I thought you meant being fat.

I kind of have like one little well that I dig when it comes to slang and it happens to revolve around chunking. But my back was so fucked. Interesting things. Sorry, go ahead. My back was fucking up every time I was playing pickleball. Like it was always like a and it's like a Netflix drop. And it was like I started doing yoga, dude. I've been doing yoga for 18 days straight now.

18 days? 18 days straight. Oh, that's great. That's half a month, bro. That's big. But this is the longest I've ever actually said, you know what? I'm going to fuck around and try and stretch. Okay. I'm going to really try and do it. Here's my question. Do you think 18 days straight out of nowhere is

is overkill? Like, do you want to ease into this or no? Well, it depends on how much you're doing and how long you're going for. It's science. The routines can be set up where you can,

take it and actually feel your body and see how far you can go. You know what I mean? So you're your own master of your destiny or whatever. Well, I think that would be a great idea, but I'm so tight on the one side of my body that I'm not able to lift my right leg up very high.

So like a lot of the stretching, I just can't get into it. So my physical therapist had me doing the bitchiest little old lady stretches that you're like, I have to be able to do more than this. But if I do more than that, then I'll hurt a lot more than I do. That's where I was with my back. I couldn't. And I still I'm not a very good stretcher. I am not flexible at all. And I will tell myself I'm a bitch when I do yoga. Shut up.

I am noticing a little bit of improvement, right? I am seeing minor improvements where it's like, wow, okay, I can flex a little bit. You can. So what are some of the...

What's up, Blake? What do you want to know? What are you using to do yoga? Is this like an app or is this like Peloton? No, I do it on YouTube. Is this DDT yoga? No. DDP. DDP yoga is next. I'm yoga with Adrienne right now. Who's that? She's got a lovely voice. So what made you choose Adrienne? You just typed in yoga.

and then just are like, I'm following this lady. She has a nice ass. Actually, my wife told me about Adrian years ago. Years ago. And I always kind of touch in, but I don't just stick with it, you know? I just don't stick with it. I'm

I'm a man. Don't go to a yoga studio and touch in, please. I'm a dude. Dude, yeah. Just touching in. So, Kyle, you're doing yoga by yourself at your home via YouTube. Yeah. You're not going to classes? No, I'm just doing it. I break away for like 45 minutes and do it in the gym downstairs. Oh.

45 and and and you're what kind of poses are you hitting i'm doing it in the mornings i'm waking up with it that's cool it's a good good way get the blood flowing yeah yo i would love to see you do happy baby yeah can you show us something can you show us something youtube exclusive i actually got really good at happy baby i can kind of do it now put your legs behind your head for real quick yeah can we see something no that's not what i that would push me too much i don't i'm trying to not for chunk did you not catch my drift

Did you not catch my drift? Just show us an easy one. Can you scorpion? Can you scorpion yourself? Yeah, just show us an easy one. What do you mean? I'm not going to show you one of my shapes, okay? Those shapes are for me. Those shapes are for me, okay? They're not for you. You don't get to see my shapes that I'm working on. Do one for YouTube. Do one for YouTube. Just one shape. No. Show us a shape. Do one thing. No. Can you do the tree where your leg is against the other leg? Yeah, that.

Yeah. Can you balance? I'm sitting down. You're not doing it already. You're just putting it on and watching it because you think the girl is hot. I'm not doing yoga for you guys, first of all. Okay? This is the core of what this is. It's not for us. It's for you. I'm not doing it for you. I'm not doing it for the fans. I'm not doing it for any of the listeners out there. Okay. This is the first rule of yoga. Okay. I'm doing it for myself. Okay. That is the first rule of yoga. I'm doing it.

It's my rule. It's my rule of yoga. Oh, okay. And I'm doing it for me. And what are some of your other rules of yoga? Yeah, what's rule two? Yeah, what's rule one? 69, dudes! Okay. Okay, you want them? Rule one. Yeah. Do it for yourself. Yeah. Okay. I got that one. Sure. Rule two. Mm-hmm. Take back.

Baby Little Steps. Don't push yourself. Baby Little Steps, for sure. I remember hearing that. Take Baby Little Steps. And the third is I'm going to take this from Tony Horton. Keep pushing play. Keep pushing play. Keep what? Keep pushing play. Tony Horton is the leader of Beachbody.com P90X fame.

And that's what he would say is every day you keep pushing play to his videos to listen to him go. Because once you start, you're in it. You know what I mean? You're in it. And then skip ahead. What's the ninth rule? Ders has problems. Ders has problems. No, I got no problems.

If you're not going to name all the rules, you're not going to do the positions for us, what is your favorite position? What do you get the most relief or what makes you feel the best? Let's see here. I think I like laying on my back corpse pose.

This motherfucker is napping. Are you for real? Yeah, you do that before you get out of bed in the morning. You just lay there like a corpse. Yeah, I like to lay on my back. Your favorite pose is corpse pose? I love this dude. Yeah, I'd have to say that that's probably my favorite pose. And it's your favorite because you can watch TV while you do it. Yeah.

You can lay down. It's because it's laying down. It's nice. It's easy to eat the ice cream. Corpse pose with Ben and Jerry's. It's a little collab you got going. Frozen yoga. I've been eating some frozen yoga. Okay. So you like...

points. T-B-C-Y-O-G-A, baby. By the way, that's the best answer and the worst answer because it's the best answer because it's hilarious, but it's the worst answer because I don't know where to go from there. Sorry. Sorry, buddy. To sleep. Are you guys doing anything? Are you guys feeling the death march that we're all on? Yeah, it's...

It's creeping. It's creeping. The old age that we're creeping into, creeping into middle age where everything is going to fall apart at some point. My body's fine. Some quicker than others. My body's fine. I'm losing my mind. Oh, shit. Blake's laughing so hard.

It's science. I'm losing my mind. Yeah. Not sure what's real. What makes you think you're losing your mind? It's just like, I'm not remembering things correctly. I mean, the podcast will serve as my death note. Like, I've obviously been losing my mind for all 130 episodes we've done. He is so dumb. Yeah, dude. It's over. It's over for me. Are you really, like, forgetting things and it's getting in the way of your everyday life? Yeah.

No, not that it doesn't. Oh, he's lying. No, I function. I function fine, but I do feel like I... You're trying to function. I can still drive. I can still operate machinery. But yeah, I do feel like I'm starting to see things. Yeah, well, good because you're 39 years old. You should be able to drive and see things. Yeah, what are

you seeing dude bro just like like what like like halos or something are you seeing halos around lights i think that's not just like i i see like like bad circumstances and they're like very real to me and they like scare me like oh like fear rules everything around me premonitions

You know? Like, I'll be true. Adam, your face is telling me. But that's anxiety, Blake. That's anxiety. That's just the ever creeping fucking anxiety bug. Yeah, but he didn't have it before and now he's got it. My anxiety is worsening, I feel. It's worsening. Okay. So you look at things and you're like, everything could just go horribly wrong. Dude, I have that too. Hmm.

Yeah, I'll be driving on the freeway and I just see the fatal crash that I'm about to get into. God damn it. I do too. I have this shit too, Blake. So we lost both you guys to anxiety? Yeah, we're out, bro. Sorry. Yeah, that sucks. Because the other day I was like...

None of my friends have anxiety, and it's fucking great. Yeah. No. Oh, yeah, no. I'm crippling. It's a bagel. Yeah, anxiety is actually a fucking hard-ass thing to... When you see that scenario, it's a hard thing to get past that scenario in your own mind. That's what's cool about me, though, is I have crippling anxiety, but I still enter the world, and I function in it, and that's what makes me really funny and zany and fun is that I'm like...

Yeah, you push through it. I'm just hurtling over all my anxiety as I talk to everybody. Uh-huh, yeah. This is why I need Adam. Right, okay. Well, see, the thing is, is I don't think you have... I think I know other people that do have crippling anxiety. Okay. And I think you're not at that level. Like, I have some friends that are so neurotic. You're not that guy at all.

that you're like, how are you surviving? Wow, dude. We're not there. We're not there. We are out in the world. Like agoraphobia. You're talking about people who truly can't leave the house because they- Or who are always sick, always going to a doctor because always something's wrong, even when things maybe aren't wrong.

And like they're always thinking something is about to happen to them. Right. And I don't think that that's you. Or like when you travel with somebody who's just losing their mind because they're like, we could miss a plane. And you're like, yeah, but then you get on another plane. It doesn't matter. And then we just get another plane and it'll be fine. Yeah. What happens if we have to stay the night? Then you just get a hotel room and stay the night and do it tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. That's a new kind of thing for me because I have like,

it's a new thing to be able to, to like pivot and move and be like, yeah, yeah, we're fine. Because it was always like, gotta fucking do this. Yeah. I gotta be call time. 6am. What, when, what, what's an example? What's an example of you that I guess I just never picked up on. I mean, it's,

Kyle, right? Water trash. Yes, the Kyle Richard. Yes, Kyle. I was your scene partner for years. Scene partner. I don't have those, but okay. Scene partner. Well, because you didn't see him. You never looked at him. But what is an example of you, of your anxiety...

Manifesting. Manifesting. Manifesting. Thank you. I'm not that dumb. Well, I think I've always had it. I think I used it to my benefit. I guess it's like... But I think even filmmaking and making Workaholics, there was a significant amount of anxiety that was going on. That's normal. That's just workload. That's just your brain having to... I feel like, and especially that first season or two... And you're good at it, Kyle. You're good at it. There. You happy? Mm-hmm.

Thank you. Thank you. And I think that anxiety is a part of me. And so you just have to learn out of Bob and weave. But like even yesterday, I was fucking freaking because the wind was going so fast and I got trees on my property. And I was like, these trees are going to fall and it's going to fall right where my daughter is sleeping. That's normal. And then it goes to like my kids now where it's like I got to protect them. So yes. I'm the same way. When we fill up the bath all the way, I'm convinced it's going to go through the floor. Right. Okay.

So that's a thing. That's anxiety. But I don't let it win. I don't go, guys, get out of the bath! No, neither do I. That's what I'm saying. I would not say I have crippling anxiety. But during a storm, when you have giant trees over your house, it's like, yeah, that's a normal thing to...

consider. That's a regular parental concern. Well, what I, why I feel like I don't have, I think I would be a more anxious person. Like we all have like money to pay bills. And like, if our car breaks down, you could just pay for it. All of my anxiety when I was in my early twenties was all like,

I can't afford anything. Like if my car breaks down, I have to walk places or I'll have to get on the bus or like, you know, Adam, as a compliment, I would argue that you ain't have it then either. Like, yeah, yeah, probably not. I don't think, yeah,

I've always come to you as this when I get nervous or like the few times I did have to go on stage and I was fucking shaking because I'm holding like the paper towel or whatever. Like those times I would go to you, Adam, and be like, bro, what the fuck is going on? And you were able to be like,

Like, don't fucking, what are you talking about? Frickin' see ya. Kind of gaslight my anxiety to the point of like being like, yeah, it's nothing, you know? Well, because it just doesn't matter. Like if we go out there and eat shit, like it'll still be kind of funny. Right. Yes. And even, and, and best case scenarios, we just do what we set out to do and it is funny. So it's right. I think something that is very comforting is, is like, like 80% of the shit. I'll be right back.

80% of the shit you worry about like never happens so everything you're like always like oh fuck this is the oh no I'm worrying about this scenario it just never happens so why do we let it occupy your brain I don't know well even like when things do bottom out and it is shitty like us not doing the movie

And we had all this time and we were going to do the movie. And like, it all kind of works out. It's like, well, now I have more time to like go to the physical therapist and go to all these doctors and see some specialists and try to figure this fucking thing out. Right. Instead of like running around in the woods with you guys with my hip and groin.

The movie would have killed him. Truly rupturing. Yeah, it could have been bad. The movie would have killed Adam. That would have been funny though, dude. Dude, a funny way to go out. If I'm going to go out, I do want it to be on a set with you guys doing something so dumb. Right, yeah. Pizza, pizza. That would be good. Whoopsies.

And scene. We got it. Like if it was during that scene of Game Over Man where I'm holding my cock, being auto-erotic asphyxiated. You really died? Yeah.

Oh, shit. Q Adam. You guys would still have to release the footage, though. You're like in this. You would want us to know that this is how we went out. Yes. I would leak it. I mean, that's a really good way to feel like a good perspective of anxiety is if you clock what you're anxious about, like write that down and then look back on it and be like, well, why was I anxious about that? Because now I'm here. Yeah.

And that didn't happen. Maybe we need this. Maybe we need to start marking down all the shit we worried about that never came to fruition. I did have to do that in therapy like years ago when I was trying to figure out how to get through some of the fears. Like you have to like look at it and you have a new memory. It's not real. It's

But you overcame your fear and now you eat salads. And now I eat salads. You were afraid of vegetables. And I was deathly afraid of salads. Your fear was specifically cows. Yeah, that was your main fear. My fear was tomatoes. The attack of the killer tomatoes really fucking got me when I was a kid. Damn, that's crazy. Good movie. I played it for my kids and they fucking loved it. You think it's good? Really? It holds up? No, it's...

It's one of the worst movies of all time. My kids watched it and thought it was hilarious. It has cool shit in it. You know what was so sick about Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? Remember the cartoon? Yes. They had a cartoon, dude. Yes, I don't. Dude, they had a Saturday morning cartoon, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, and there was this one little tomato that kind of acted like a dog. It was the nice tomato. Yeah. Man. Man.

Pull that up. Blake, since you're the guy who likes to remake things almost. Loose butthole. The fast food war. What the fuck was that called? Where it was like burgers fighting. Oh, it was called Food Fighters. Food Fighters. Yeah, Food Fighters. Food Fighters. And then there were barnyard commandos. They were kind of similar toys. They were just rubber. They didn't move or anything. But whoever designed those toys were sick artists. Sick.

card yeah they were on one adam i just got one of these fucking things those are great wait what does he got adam has a shepherd adam has a hook dildo i just got one of these little what do they call no there's a word for those like shepherd hooks barnyard commandos yeah it's it's for like massaging and like releasing tense muscles it's called a cane and so i now i just sort of stab this in my hip and groin

for several hours a day. It's so tight, dude. Hey, Adam, I don't know if you're down to take a trip somewhere, but you should just go to see my guy and just see if it works. A chiropractor? Who's your guy? What do you mean? My body work guy that I go to once a month is just a fucking magician. And if you go in there with something wrong with you, you leave and it's better. Hmm.

Well, I go to a guy. He does the same thing. He's a physical therapist, but he specifically does body work. And it does feel so fucking good after I did it. Like I was in the most pain I was ever in two days ago, then went to him with his magic hands. And I feel a lot better. Like what level was your pain at?

like terrible terrible dude like it's it's legit very very bad dude's on pain pills man what the fuck i'm on fucking multiple pain pills and and muscle relaxers and shit it sucks that's some bullshit uh and then he does it and then your pain goes from like a eight or a nine to like a four or a five you're coming your pants yeah

What's up? Until you're coming in your pants. Okay. All right. Oh, yeah. So you're coming in your pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that spinal fluid? Your disc is leaking. I got a leaky disc, buddy. I think I just drained some. But yeah, is your guy up in L.A.? I'll go to your guy when I'm up there. He's not even up in L.A. He's like outside of L.A. That's what I was saying if you wanted to take a trip. Ah.

But it's so funny. I was there last week. And he goes, do you want to schedule another appointment? And I go, yeah. He goes, okay. Yeah.

Got an opening in June. First week of June. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, pencil me in. Damn, son. Right. Yeah. Because he's just booked because people are like, this is the guy. And he's not even like the guy. Right. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. He just works on like triathletes and people who work out at the old gym I used to go to. So this is an athletic trainer. Yeah. Yeah. He gets people ready for like Ironman. He loosens you up.

he sure does that's what i need i need that for pickleball dude i need that

Right.

Have it all in the heart of it all. Launch your search at callohiohome.com. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. What are your self-care non-negotiables? Maybe you never skip leg day or therapy day. When your schedule is packed like mine with kids' activities, big work projects, and more, it's easy to let your priorities slip. Even when we know what makes us happy, it's hard to make time for it.

it. But when you feel like you have no time for yourself, non-negotiables like therapy are more important than ever. I know for me, therapy has been great for learning good coping skills and how to better communicate with my wife. It empowers you to be the best version of yourself every day. It isn't just for those who've experienced major trauma. If you're thinking of starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try. It's entirely online, designed to be easy, flexible, and

and fit to your schedule. Just fill out a brief questionnaire and get matched with a licensed therapist and switch therapists at any time for no additional charge. Never skip therapy day with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.com slash thisistoday to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash thisis.

I have a way to make your morning more efficient. You can get caught up on the news in about seven minutes. That is my promise to you as the host of The 7 podcast from The Washington Post. And in that time, I will run down seven stories, everything from the most important headlines to fascinating new information you might miss otherwise. My name's Hannah Jewell. Go follow The 7 right now, wherever you're listening, and we will get you caught up. ♪

Rolfing is a thing that I was told I should look into. What? What is it? It's called rolfing, and I don't know why it's called rolfing, but essentially it's like a... Roll on the floor laughing? It's body work, but it's wildly painful. So it's not like a massage where you're like, you go there to relax. It's like, it's so painful, but then you hope that it...

helps like you're if you have a muscle like right when I'm lifting weights sometimes like rolling out you know like when you when you roll out it hurts like a bitch but you hope that it helps yeah essentially and there's someone doing that with their hands to your troubled areas like sometimes I'll like pinch something in my back and just a part of my back will just stay flexed the ripping and the tearing which essentially what's happened to my whole like groin and back and hip area and then they are supposed to help release that

Yeah, it's magic. Well, I mean, I want I mean, look, you brought up DDP yoga and I really am curious about DDP yoga. And I saw I mean, I would think you are the fact that you didn't go right to that one.

It's wrestling. I feel like I know this guy. Next thing I know, he's got anxiety, hates wrestling. I was hurting too bad. I don't know. You don't trust DDP? No, I was hurting too bad. I wasn't sure that I was going to get much. He's hurting too bad. You weren't thinking properly. You just went to the path

of least resistance. Your wife told you about a thing, you went for it. I get it. Yeah, it's a gateway. Yeah, for all the listeners who are wondering what is DDP, it's Diamond Dallas Page, a WCW wrestler. He has a yoga program, right? It's a yoga regimen, yeah. Yeah, and supposedly it's legit. Well, Tony Horton is, there is a crossover video where Tony Horton's doing DDP yoga, and Tony was like, wow.

Wow. And I'm like, okay, if Tony fucking really digs this. I mean, and it saved until he passed away. It saved Razor Ramon's life, right? It did. Oh, Scott Paul. Yeah, that's right. He swore by it. And Jake the Snake, too, I believe. And why did it save his life? Yoga saved him? He was on hard times and getting through some stuff and got clean, got on some yoga. It saved his life. Yeah.

Oh, okay, cool. He found fitness. And they all are pain pills, too. They're all pain pills. All the retired wrestlers find that fucking hole of like, oh, they're stuck in the opioids and DDP is like, get out of that. Just stretch it out. Yeah, well, no, I'll take a look at it for sure. Yeah, because it's

Adam's like, I'll do both. Yeah, well, pain pills just fucking suck. I feel like I'm... They're the fucking worst. I'm way slower than I want to be. Like, I don't... I have a hard time concentrating. I like them. I used to love them. Like, I just want... Like, I have things, like, I'm supposed to be working on. We're gearing up for Bumper in Berlin Season 2, and I'm... Let's go. As executive producer, I'm supposed to be doing all this work, and I'm just, like, just dragging ass doing it because I'm on all these fucking pain pills. I'm like, it'd be better to just sit here, though.

Let's go! I don't do video games. I don't do pain pills, really. Yeah, they just fucking suck. I don't either, except for when I broke my back. What season was it? My back! We were in the writer's room, and I was on perks, I think. And that shit was... That was like season three, I think. Yeah, I think it was two or three. Yeah. I think it was season three. Our best season. Remember, I was just on the couch like... Yeah, you used to say perks of the job. Woof, woof.

Points to me, baby. Yeah, retroactive points. I'll take that. Yes, points! They felt very good, but I wanted to get off them immediately. Like, as soon as I didn't feel like I had to use them, I was like, no, no more. Because it fucking makes you...

I just forget to take them. I remember when I, for workaholics, when I did a body slam on like a garbage can and I cracked my ribs. Same season. That's right. They gave me like those horse pills and I was like, cool. And I took one. Up your ass. Yeah, and I was like, I don't know if it feels too good. Yeah. And they're like, you were supposed to swallow those. Yeah. I just put a couple up the pooper. I did. Okay, I did. You're supposed to take them out of the bottle. My back's mouth. What?

Did you put the bottle up your ass? You fucking ate them with your back mouth. I just gobbled them up with my back mouth. I've never done this before, so why are you yelling at me? Well, which mouth should I use? I tried my best. You didn't specify which mouth.

The South Mouth? Shout out fucking Stan Allen. But I just forget to take them, and then the pain hurts, but I'm like, yeah. And I like not taking pain pills because then you know your body can talk to you. Yeah, you know how much you're in pain. Let the body talk. That's the level. This is an R&B track. I try to take most of them. I was just in a lot of pain this morning, and I took two, which...

Normally, I only take one in the morning and then I'll take two like before bed so I can actually fall asleep. Because the other night it was like 5 a.m. and I still was just like awake. Well, daylight savings time fucked everybody up, right? Am I right? Can I get a fuck off to daylight savings? And we'll talk about that if we can pivot. It's such an issue in my house. Fuck daylight savings straight up.

I'm over that shit. I ain't a farmer no more. For a week after Daylight Savings in our house, Emma's just like, well, you know, it's Daylight Savings, so everything's crazy. I'm like, it's an hour difference. It can't be. Dude, it was crazy, though. It's not that crazy.

It was crazy. It is. I took three naps yesterday. I think it does affect some people in a certain way. Yes. I took three one-hour naps yesterday. My God. How do you have the time to do all that, man? I don't. I just fell asleep at the wheel.

You were driving? Okay. Yeah, what do you mean? Remember the anxiety? I killed a man. It is crippling. He takes naps, bro. No, man. Well, I guess you should have anxiety if you fall asleep while driving, man. That's what I'm saying. I can't tell which memories are real and which are fake. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know what I'm living in a nightmare. Does it matter though? Does it really matter when you think about it? Does it matter if you know? Yeah, nothing matters. Exactly. Nothing matters. That's what I think. That's my mantra. And, uh, why I'm probably not that anxious is nothing really matters that

We've talked about how you've had a brush with death. Yeah, you're lucky in that way. Ain't nothing slowing you down. Except for my body that's currently giving up on me. So wait, Adam, it doesn't feel better to sit down? Because when are you just going to be the homie in the wheelchair? That would be sick. No, it hurts to sit down. It feels good to lay down. It feels good to lay down, but to sit...

It doesn't feel good. Okay. You like corpse pose. Get on your yoga, dude. Get on your yoga. I need to be in a full corpse pose. If you could just wheel my bed. Yeah. And we'll just set the camera directly above me, and I could do podcasts and shit that way. The podcast is basically like a dentist looking in your mouth.

That'd be tight. That'd be really tight. That would be cool. Nancy Meyers told me a story about how Jack Nicholson didn't want to be. Was it something that's got to give? Is that her movie? Yeah, I think it was Nicholson or was it Baldwin? It was Nicholson. It was. No, it's Nicholson. Okay. Mm hmm.

I forget which movie exactly, but he he was like, I don't like the way I look laying in bed. And she was like, OK. And he's like, we got to stand the bed up. And she's like, what? And they had Nicholson had her stand the bed upright and then shoot it like they're laying down. Right, right.

But really, he's just like standing there against the bed. So your face looks better. Yeah, so your face looks better. So you're not all like... Not whoop-whapped. Whoa, wait a minute. Sunking into yourself. Wait a minute. We got to pull that footage. How are you up in it?

Wait a minute. Okay. I like that. A little insider stuff. So good. I like that. I love how you dropped out of the chunkiest part of that song. It's like, what's happening with the horns back there? You can't hear anything. For sure the worst rendition of that song. Hey, Blake. I liked it, dude. I got it. Thanks, man. It catches up with itself. You get it after this. It sounds like a factory starting up or like an old cartoon car. Like...

Yeah, that was the Model T when they fully cranked that out. Jalopy, baby.

Wow, that is really a fucking great-ass track, though. That's a banger, dude. That's a banger. It does hit. It goes. People don't sleep standing up, right? Like, that's not a thing yet, right? Yeah. Is that something that... Blake, I'll let you answer that one. I feel like it's right around the corner. I don't know. I'm anxious as to where this is going to go, Blake. I feel like there are people out there that are claiming, like, sleeping standing up is, like, good for your body or something.

Okay, so you feel like this. You feel like this, but you've never heard. You feel like this. My premonitions, bro. This is when it does matter. Is that not a thing? Nobody sleeps standing up? No. That's not a thing. I don't know, man. Not to my knowledge, no. Not that we know. Because some people sleep hanging upside down like Batman, right? No. No.

No one does that either. No, dude. The majority of people sleep laying down. Sure, dude. There's some freaks out there that do weird shit. Absolutely. People fucking hang by their nipples and sleep as a thing to do. Oh, narcoleptic people will fucking sleep standing up.

I've seen Deuce Bigelow, the male gigolo. Now, if an archaeletic person is standing up and they just fall asleep, do they pass out and fall down? Or are they able to... I think so, yeah. Well, you lose... If you're in...

It's saying here if you're in your REM cycle, you're losing your muscle tone. So you don't have – your muscle will collapse if you're actually asleep. What was that movie? My Own Private Idaho? Well, if you're in your REM though, it takes a long time to get into REM sleep. So maybe – Yeah. So maybe you can catnap standing up. They're saying soldiers would do it when they're on like night watch or something.

Oh, shit. I could see leaning against something. If your body weight is leaned back against something. What? No. I could see leaning against something while laying down on a bed or something. But then you fall. Yeah, that I get. If you're sitting and leaned back and your legs are extended-

Then I can see it. I get that. Wait, Kyle thinks we're talking about yoga again. Yeah, corpse pose. That's how I wake up and do my stretches. I could do yoga if you're leaned up against a wall, your eyes closed. If you lean against a wall standing up, I bet you could fall asleep. Absolutely you could. You think your legs would buckle? I know my legs would buckle. I know my legs. I don't think I would get to sleep. Okay, Durz, it's World War II. You're on the night watch. It's your third

day in a row. What side am I on? All quiet is on the western front. You know what side you're on, you fucking wackadoodle. USA, brother. Come on. Berry pepper sniper style? What are we talking? Yeah, you're sniper. You're sniping. You're Wesley sniping. Okay, great. Yeah, you're a ranger. You're a ranger, dude. You're in a movie with Wesley Snipes about World War II. Okay. And the hours are super long and craft services is like whack, so you're not well fed.

Yeah, sure. Yeah, it's not cool. It's like a day. It's not a lot of money. Not a lot of money. It's all outdoors. It's the third day of shooting. Yeah, no unions are backing you up. It's like they're fucking. Is it indoors or outdoors, Adam? It's a right to work state. No, dude, it's all outdoors. So you've gotten a lot of sun, okay? And the wind was cooking earlier, so you're a little windblown. This is New Mexico. It's a right to work state. They're pushing you. That's right. They're pushing you. It's not cool.

And you're kind of tired. No union breaks. None. And the scene is you're looking through binoculars, but you're kind of standing up. Where's Snipes? You're kind of resting your head. Yeah, Snipes is to your right. He's doing a monologue. You don't even have to say anything. Oh, this is all Durazan on the binocs. Yeah, it's just kind of you propped up like this. Yeah, so you don't see your eyes. You can close them and just kind of nod off. Like we said earlier.

It's all outside, dude. And the wind. And it's a long day. And the crafty is bad, right? Crafty is bad, dude. It's horrible. It's like they're out of Tillamook cheese day three. It's over for you, bro. Yeah, that sucks. That sucks. You're sharing a trailer. You don't have a trailer either. Little M&Ms? Do they have any overnight oats? No, they don't.

No. Ran out this morning. Snipes actually made a point to say they can't have those on set. Yeah, he does not allow an overnight. Do they have any kiwis that I can eat entirely? Ooh.

If it's my set, they got Kiwis, dog. They have a lot of Kiwis. Because, yeah, Kyle is actually directing this episode. It's a series now. I'll be in my trailer. No, no. He's running with me on an indie. We're doing an indie style. He's running with me on an indie with Snipes. Okay, but it's a three-parter, right? It's like a three-part series. Oh, it's a bio. It's a series. It's a mini-series. Okay. They call them limited series now. But, yeah. Yeah.

It's an event. It's a limited event. It's a TV trilogy. Okay, okay. So the table's been set. What is the question? And by the way, you're tired. You're so tired, dude. You don't think you could fall asleep in that scenario? I don't know. Okay, do you need more information? If he doesn't know, what do you do?

I thought we gave you enough information to know whether or not you could fall asleep in that sonar. I feel like when they do the turnaround, I could just go over to my chair, which is hopefully a low chair. I don't even think I could fall asleep in a high director's chair. You don't have chairs on this picture. Oh, and I'm out.

On this picture, you don't have chairs. Dude, I will say that, and this is another Hollywood minute. Okay, wait. Hold on. I don't fuck with the high chairs anymore. I'm 100% an old actor that asks for the low chairs. Yeah.

Low chairs. There's nothing wrong with asking for low chairs because the high chairs are horrible for your fucking back, dude. It's not about that. It's not about that. But they're good for the makeup artist. Thank you, Ders. The fact that we as an industry decided to just go, we're doing high director chairs and everybody gets one of these high ass chairs.

don't you want your legs to be closer to the ground so you can stretch out a little bit? Yes. No, Durr's... But it's for the makeup artist to come up. Durr's had the number one answer. It's for the makeup artist. Yeah, so they don't have to bend over. But I guess everyone on your set's bending over. That's right. Hey, but guess what? When they're doing the makeup, I'll stand up for a few minutes and let them do it. Not with those legs. You're...

He's like, you come down here. I want you to feel my pain. Adam's next movie is going to be bending over for him, brother. Yeah, I'm going to say I'm going to be. Yes, points. I'll be crippled. Yeah. I'll be crippled for my next film. I only I only play guys that their legs don't work from here on out. Dude, Lieutenant Dan, bro. No, Adam, I'm with you. I'm with you. Lower chairs all the way because they haven't updated the high chair.

The lower chairs have tables and places for your laptop or your iPad. Pockets for snacks? The pockets for snacks are a problem. This is way inside, by the way. This is the best Hollywood Minute we've had. This is the deepest we've ever been inside of Hollywood. Yeah, tucking chairs, dude.

Have it all.

Have it all in the heart of it all. Launch your search at callohiohome.com. Finding the right news podcast can feel like dating. It seems promising until you start listening. When you hit play on Post Reports, you'll get fascinating conversations and sometimes a little fun too. I'm Martine Powers. And I'm Elahe Azadi. Martine and I are the hosts of Post Reports. The show comes out every weekday from The Washington Post.

You can follow and listen to Post Reports wherever you get your podcasts. It'll be a match, I promise.

Hey, guys. We here at This Is Important love Philadelphia cream cheese. It is extremely versatile and can be used to enhance any meal or snack. Yeah, it truly makes everything creamier. And, of course, it can be used in so much more than our classic bagel and cream cheese. You can use it in a variety of recipes, occasions, and even as a perfect snack. For example, you can dip vegetables

or crackers in it to snack on. Enhance your guacamole with it, make a creamy pasta alfredo, or even buffalo chicken dip. The recipes are endless. I love to use cream cheese on my bagels. I even dip pretzels in it, baby. Mac and cheese, ramen, frosting, tzatziki. Now you can make it so much creamier. With so many unique recipes, how could you go wrong?

And yes, you can find a ton of recipes on the Philadelphia website. Visit creamcheese.com for recipe inspiration so you can start adding Philadelphia cream cheese to your recipes at home.

Speaking of Hollywood Minute, Kyle just struck on something that I think is a great idea that we should produce and I would love to star in if you guys all have my blessing. Okay. The Lieutenant Dan story. Yes, Adam. Let's follow him, dude. Yes. Let's follow him.

That's a great war picture, dude. Let's do it. That's a great idea. Right? Lieutenant Dan before. The Lieutenant Dan spinoff. Right? Don't you want to see specifically all Lieutenant Dan? Bro. Like what happened? How did he lose his legs? Yeah.

We know how he lost his legs. Wait, isn't that in the movie? That's in the movie. All of his life is in the movie. Oh, right. There's the whole Vietnam part. He explains that he comes from a long line of people. He has his own movie in the movie. Yes, he does. He does, but you don't have

to show you could show him living that life tell his story yeah you just want to see his hair grow out you want to see those years when it was kind of like a little awkward yeah like kind of the awkward hair and people don't respect him because his hair's not dope yet yeah so dude

I like that. I want the comedy of like everyone's supposed to respect him but he's kind of a dick. He got the legs now but he's also mean to that wife who's like, good to meet you, Forrest. Remember that lady? Dang, no, I gotta run it back.

Well, I have an image of Gary Sinise walking at the end of the movie. Is he walking? That's when he's with his wife. And he has metal legs. Remember? Who cares? And he goes, clink, clink. Yeah, he hits the cane against his metal legs. And at the beginning of the movie, he has legs as well. I don't remember him at the beginning. What? They go to Vietnam. I know. I know. I know I should have this in my mind, but I don't have an image of him. Lieutenant Dan is in charge of Forrest Gump. Really?

He's his lieutenant. He says, wear good socks. And he's like, don't salute me, you fucking idiot. That's the first time you meet him? Yes. Isn't there a scene at school when they meet and he's like the bully or something? Dude, you're talking Bubba and he wasn't a bully at all. And that's in Adam's picture. And Bubba doesn't have a scene from the high school year? Adam's movie has. He loses, he gets his legs blown off and then... Right, I remember he carries him. I remember that. He's mad that Forrest saved his life because he's supposed to die in battle. Oh yeah, he's like, let me

die. Let me die. And Zemeckis has the fucking greatest shot for no reason in that movie. What is that? Is it his dick? He pulls Forrest off the bed down to the ground and he's going to like fucking kill him. And the camera starts this way, goes down between the beds, then comes around the

the bed underneath it shooting across so you can see Lieutenant Dan. It's bizarre. We'll try and post it. Yeah, let's post that shot. He was supposed to die and he's pissed and then later he's an alcoholic with long limbs Lenore. Wow. Durs, go off. That's right. Go off, Durs. And then Forrest gives him like a reason to live and then he comes back at the very end with the fucking fake legs and a new wife and she goes, it's nice to meet you, Forrest. Ew.

Interesting things. By the way, I still think there's enough story there to tell the Lieutenant Dan biopic. Right. Adam, when does your movie take place? When does your movie take place? The hair. The long hair probably. Yeah. Wait, is it during the movie? Well, see, I do. The whole point initially was to be...

crippled in it. That's what I was kind of looking forward to sitting down for most of it. I think that means that your movie has to take place when Forrest was off doing something in the movie. Kicking it with Jenny. Yeah, probably Jenny. Yeah. He's playing ping pong for the US. Yeah, he's playing ping pong. Pickleball. We need to fill the gaps in the Lieutenant Dan storyline. Yeah, smart. What if we update it? Forrest Gump is really good at pickleball.

I'm listening. I'm listening. I am listening. And then Adam is kind of laying in a bed and we're wheeling him around and he's doing monologues. And then I look up and I see the TV and Pickleball. This is like the 70s. So it's like he's not getting a lot of love for Pickleball yet. It hasn't become the phenomenon. He looks up at the TV and he sees Forrest.

crushes him in ping pong and he's like god damn that Forrest Gump just so we don't get sued we want to change it to like you're just a guy named Lieutenant Man it's science and everyone will know it's a wink it's a wink I'll watch that movie Lieutenant Man no no no we're getting the rights we're calling Zemeckis we're getting the rights okay Lieutenant Man Zuproof

Zoom that kiss. Yeah, okay. Let's go for it. Yeah, reboot. Well, we want the IP, I guess. Yeah, you're right. I'm a fucking idiot. Right. Walk, Forrest, walk. Lieutenant Daniel. Let's just call it that. Lieutenant Manuel. Walk, Forrest. Walk. Forrest. Forrest. Forrest. Make it in Russia, dude. That would be sick. Dude, I am Lieutenant's man. Walk, Forrest. Walk.

It's from the perspective of a Russian soldier. Boris. Boris Walk. Have you guys seen the documentary that won best documentary? That is that guy's name. When? The Russian guy went to jail. The Russian guy that went to jail. Dude, it's the craziest story. I heard it's not real. I have no idea what you're talking about. It's not real? What? I'm just kidding. What?

I was about to be floored at the Academy. Can someone look up what that documentary is? Is it real? It's called, like, Leatherby or Burnaby. No, it's a very Russian. It's not. It ends in a Y. It was, like, this Oscars? It won the best documentary, this Oscars. It's out now. It's on HBO Max. It's so. I don't know.

Navalny. Navalny. Navalny. Oh, so Russian. Oh, yeah. That doesn't sound. Yeah. And he's the opposition leader against Putin. And he's like this charismatic guy. And he essentially Putin poisons him. Yeah. And he almost dies. Oh, I know about this story. Yeah. No. Yeah. I remember that guy. It's a wild story. And then this data expert. What?

is able to figure out who actually poisoned him. They call the people that they think poisoned him and try to catch them into admitting it. And one guy does. One guy straight up admits to the whole thing. Dude, this is Blair Witch. What? It didn't happen. Wake up!

dude it's a absolutely wild story it's on let me guess found footage who made CNN films no they filmed they filmed all of it themselves you lost me fucking Don Lemon no man fuck that dude Anderson Cooper nope you lost me there

All right. Who are you? Who's your guys? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Blake's out. Blake's out, which is cool. I respect that, bro. You got to have your lines. Blake's guy is fucking John Norris. And you lost me. Hey, if I said Wolf Blitzer, would you come back around? Actually, yeah. A little bit. A little bit. All right. Okay. Whoa. You trust Wolf. Yeah. Blake only listens to Tabitha Soren.

Yes, do Kurt Loder. Kurt Loder. He still goes to Kurt Loder for his news. I'm an MTV news guy. He's the 90s. He's Matt Pinfield. Yeah, Matt Pinfield. Or I wish I could pull the Nick News people, but there's no way to know. Oh, that lady? Oh, I could pull it. I could pull it.

Lori Beth Denberg. Yeah, Lori Beth. Welcome back to Nick News. Yo, she was too serious. She looked like the dancing lady who's like, and this is how you freestyle, right? Or like, this is hip hop dance. And she's like, and you twist your arms and you step, step, step. I feel like that's the same lady.

It's probably the same lady who teaches Kyle yoga. Same exact girl. There we go. News lady. She was the same girl. California. There's something called a drive by shooting. We're asking students at the school about it. Well, that being said, guys, check out that documentary. It is. It is really cool. I think we I think you guys would all really like it. Yeah, I do want to watch that. That and the Beastie Boys doc. I've been a little doc boy on.

I don't know. Thank you for the dock of the bay. Just high as a kite on my pain pills. Thank you for the wrecks, dude. So you're just popping perks and fucking zoning out and going dock mode? Yeah. Honestly, yes, dude. I got new couches at the crib. Oh, you got to test drive them. You know I'm hard chilling. Oh, I like your life right now. It's nice. My little opioid boy. It's super cozy. There's all these warnings all over the bottle. It says opioids all over it. I'm like, what are you doing?

Don't mind if I do. Don't take with alcohol. Yeah, be safe about that. As you drink an Ashland seltzer. Adam, are you having sticker shock, Adam? What is it? The fuck? As how expensive the couch was? Yeah, we had them made specifically for the space in our house. Yeah. Okay. Wake up!

It's so expensive, though. We're doing, we got a designer to go pick out stuff because we're just both busy. Okay. And then the bill, we're like- Big? No. This is, what? See ya. Oh, well, the designer, because we did that too, and the designer always picks the most expensive shit, and you're like, you have to talk them off a ledge, and you're like, bitch, that's not your money. Hey-o. I'm like so stoked to just go to Crate and Barrel.

ikea bro just be like let me do 12 of these sofas instead of the one yeah just go do it just go pick it out it's crazy and i'm like right i know people got cash but i'm just like do the people with cash feel stupid for buying shit like that you can get couches made for a price point though you can get couches made for a price point kyle can make you a couch what he's saying he's gonna make you a couch his dad will make you dude i i got couches made i got couches made it ain't it ain't the worst thing

You know, it depends on where you're going because you want them custom to your room. When did you get them made? Well, see, I got couches made 10 years ago for the Hollywood house. Right. And it was a decent price. I was like, I was like, okay, this is affordable. And then I just went through the same process and it is what? Three times the amount.

Maybe four times? Well, everything's crazy. It's because the banks failed, bro. The banks failed. They're looking at your IMDB. They're checking variety. They know what's up. Everything's crazy right now. They're like, season two, bumper. Okay, we're getting some. Yeah, they're like, okay, he's got that pickup. Okay, the movie bottomed out. Guys, no, it's the inflation. The banks failed. That's why your couch costs so damn much. Okay, CNN guy. All right, all right. All right.

Come on, what goes up is going to come down. All right. Well said. Well, I do know that cars are mad expensive right now. The price tag is way up if you're trying to buy a car. That's falling. Oh, dude. Yeah, I bought my dad a fucking car and it was like the sticker price and I go to buy it and then they're like,

Yeah, it's going to be like $10,000 more. Then the sticker price. Then what it says. Okay. Four months ago was worse, though. It was wild. Hey, let me hit you with this one. I went and bought a footlong from Subway. Remember how they were $5? Them motherfuckers are $10 now. Are you serious? Are you serious? Jersey Mike's. Jersey Mike's. Jersey Mike's. Subway sandwich is fucking $10. Get the fuck out of here. Footlong is $10? For that rotten ass spinach. What are you getting? Footlong veggie. Dude, that is a.

That's crazy. Are you toasting? Toasting, yes. Dude, I lived off that $5 footlong when I first moved to California. Yeah, it was a game changer. Dude, they're not $5 anymore. They're $10. How the fuck is that $10? I don't know because the meat is still slimy as fuck. Yeah, but delicious. Bro, that's not the greatest ingredients. It's not the greatest bread. It is awesome. It is great. Ah.

It's not the greatest. Yeah, we do fuck with Subway. No, I'm fine with it, but like 10 bucks for a footlong, bro? That is the one fast food that I do eat is Subway. Jersey Mike's. You don't go Jersey Mike's over Subway? Usually not. It's crazy. Really? It's crazy. Well, there's Subways everywhere. So like if I'm going to get fast food, usually I'm like, I will pack. I will pack.

I'm on a freeway or something and it's like a road trip and we're like stopping for fast food and I'll go well there's a subway in this gas station so I'll just get that veggie delight a little feta cheese call it a day you get that subway club I wait I get on my phone and I wait until it's something special and I pull over

Yeah, well, hey, man, I just hope Subway comes back down to Earth, man. I hope they touch Earth. Yeah, their head's in the sky. Wait, but speaking of Subway, every time I turn on Hulu, it's like the Jared from Subway monster documentary. Oh, I can't wait to watch that, dude. Oh, I watched a little bit. Did you? Was it gross? Well, yeah, it has to be. No, it's kind of fascinating. Wait a second, Blake likes it. Wait, why do you like it so much? I don't know if it's gross.

I don't know what I would get out of watching it, to be honest. What's really cool about it, as for a demented person, is they have Jared...

his phone calls recorded. So you actually hear him talking. Yeah. He had this girl who he was like, was kind of his confidant. And she was like, the whole thing follows her. She kind of was like, like his, like his Ghislaine, not his lover, like his Ghislaine Maxwell or yeah, kinda. Yeah. So she's just like, yeah, tell me all your ways. Like teach me your ways. Oh dude, I did see something. And then, no. And then he was, he was saying like, uh,

could I ever get photos of your kids? Whoa. Yeah, dude. That's why she, yeah. And that's where she's like, Oh, this is getting so fucking skeezy. Like I have to like, well, I like that once it went to her kids, she's like, wait, something's wrong, but you can talk about anyone else's kids. And you're like, I'm a cool guy.

I knew I was recording these for a documentary, but now it has gotten way too far. Now it's too far. Yeah, dude, it is bizarre. The bummer about it is probably he just wanted pictures of her kids, but he couldn't go out the gate, right? So he was like, let's go. That is the bummer about it. That's a huge bummer. Yeah.

huge bummer for Jared from Subway hundreds of kids later he like circles back and he's like alright so like what about your kids would that be crazy yeah gosh he had to stick with it for like a long time that's a bummer yeah dude it was a long con for him yeah for sure he put in the work he's like it's a bummer

That's a bummer for the bro. Now I gotta watch it. This guy, what a hard rap. What an absolutely insane, like, I mean, what an insane thing. Insane. Did he have so much dough when he was doing the Subway commercials? Did he get paid? Yeah, there wasn't. There actually wasn't. I think he got paid. I think they make less than you. I mean, yes, they are straight paid, but...

but they make less than you think that they do. If there's a straight spokesperson. But isn't he making like side dough? Cause he's like a aspirational speaker. Flab bread. Dough, literal. He's stacking the flab bread by like speaking for companies and stuff to be like, I used to weigh a thousand pounds and I eat sandwiches and I'm turning my life around. And I thought that his, yeah,

I bet Subway had him locked the fuck up, dude. Yeah, but you could do speaking engagements. Speaking engagements. Yeah. And who knows if he did, but yeah. Well, if he had a good agent. Hey, any take-backs, apologies, or epic slams? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

brought up the fucking subway monster movie yeah I take back anything we said about Jared from subway may he rot in whatever hell okay alright alright may he rot in hell I thought you were like pretty cool guy

cool guy. I feel like I might have said that, but let him rot in hell. I hate him. Check out Navalny, which I think is how you pronounce it. It's on HBO Max. It's an awesome fucking documentary about a guy who worked at Jersey and the Beastie Boys documentary.

Also a great documentary. Man, two weeks you're talking about that, huh? Must have been good. Yeah, dude, I love the Beastie Boys documentary. What is that on? I want to watch that. What is it? Apple. Is it on Apple? Apple, yeah. Okay, I'm going to check it out. I'm going to give a shout out to Sven Gulli.

Okay. All right. Okay. That's a bagel. I got a little poster back here. Kyle gave this to me at Comic-Con a few years ago. I hung it up. Sven Gulli, still doing it, holding it down in Chicago. Beautiful. Save that for the next pod because I want to know who that person is. Yes.

Put a pin in it. He just said it's like goofy commentary coming back from commercials for old movies that cost a deep, deep, deep cable channel nothing. So he's the Crypt Keeper, basically. Yeah, so Sven Gulli was like an old, long ago thing, and then he took the reins from the OG. I like it.

I actually think I listened to a whole podcast about that shit and it was fucking cool. They were all like bros in Midwest, right? I didn't hear. You tell me. You just asked me who he was and told me you watched a whole brand. Bro, are you serious? Hey, next episode. Kyle, you got any candy critiques? Yeah, I have no idea who that is. Listen to a whole podcast about it.

I was playing dumb for the studio audience. That's what I do. I play dumb, Kyle. Candy critique. Oh, I could do a giveaway. I could do a giveaway. You guys want to do a giveaway? Okay, hold on. Hold on. I was going through some shit. Hold on. Give your address first.

Yeah. Oh, he's going to do a pose. Okay. Why is his head looking so small? I don't know. I think it's shrinking. What's up with Carl's head, dude? Is his body so big his head looks small? Look how big his ass is. Damn, bro. He looks like a thick Post Malone. What's up?

Look at what he's got. Look at this big Post Malone. He's back. There you go. Kyle has a paper plate. No, a drum kit signed by him. He looks like Roast Malone. This is, we've talked about it on the pod. This is a drum head signed by Christina Aguilera. Okay. I have no certificate of authenticity or anything to go with it, but I'm happy to give this away. Okay. Okay, so how are we going to give it away?

it away. I don't know. I haven't thought that part through. We have no mechanism in place to actually... How about this, Kyle? Tell your address right now and have people send letters and then the best letter... I'm not going to do that. We can think on it. This can be the first prize. Hey, how about we post about the giveaway in the 69th

comment. Okay, that's good. We will give it to them. Okay, that's cool. Producers are the producers cool with that. Can they make that happen? Comment a lot and comment often and hopefully your number 69. Kyle, real quick. Real quick, Kyle, did you I know you said you don't have a certificate of authenticity to go with it.

But do you know that it's real? This wonderful signature. Yeah, you know. I don't know that it's real. My parents got it from me off or for me. My parents got it from me. My parents got it from me off eBay. Is it real? eBay. Well, your parents got you a Christina Aguilera drum head. Drum head. For Christmas.

Signed by Christina Aguilar. She doesn't even play the drums. Yeah, why? Well, it was for Christmas. Fucking Sheila E. Okay, it's for Christmas. But it'd be like if I... Oh, no, Adam. That's it. It's for Christmas. It was a Christmas present. If someone gave a signature of Blake written on a football, you'd be like...

Why is it signed on a football? He's an actor. I know. We did this joke on Workaholics. I did kick a field goal naked. Right. This is true. Okay. Okay. Go Wolves. Van Nuys High School. Shout out. That's why they gave it to you. And that's why I'm ready to part with it. Okay.

All right. Have you crossed it with other signed things to make sure it matches? I just want to pass. I absolutely have done no research on this whatsoever. I don't know if it's real. Hey, well, your parents paid good money for it. The Sharpie is fading. Kyle, can you sign it as well? Can you sign it as well? Yes, I can. Before you put it in the mail, you sign it as well. Yes. All right. I can do that. I can write Kyle.

and Christina. Yes, definitely. Kyle Aguilera. I'll sign it with her and then it will be... Now I want to keep it though. If I'm going to sign it, if I'm going to sign it, now I want to keep it. Oh, you want to keep it if you sign it? Yeah, that's cool. So I guess you have a take back now then? No, it's still a giveaway. 69th commenter

Comment often and slap that bell, baby. We don't know if you're commenting on, but we'll see you there. No idea. It's a post about it. It'll have to be a freeze frame. It'll have to be a freeze frame. 69, dudes! First giveaway, number one. That's fucking cool, man. Alright.

And that's another episode of... This is Important! Coming to you live from Hollywood, California. Starbucks Iced Apple Crisp Oat Milk Shaken Espresso.

Made with blonde espresso, creamy oat milk, and spiced apple flavors. It's a nicey crisp sip you can enjoy all autumn long. Order ahead on the Starbucks app.

That's F.

This show is sponsored by BetterHelp.

It's a simple truth. No matter who you are, mental health challenges can affect you and how you manage them can make all the difference. That's why everyone should have access to mental health support that meets them where they are and helps them get through. BetterHelp provides online therapy on your schedule. It's flexible, simple to use, and more affordable than in-person therapy.

Connect with a licensed therapist selected just for you. Learn more at BetterHelp.com. That's BetterHelp.com.