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amusement parks everybody loves them i mean maybe not everybody some people feel like they're have heart palpitations when they get off the ride there's definitely a few rides that i would steer clear of me personally but i love roller coasters and recently i went to disney so obviously i gotta come through with this video and now i don't know why every theme park is like this but before
we even got there, right? The hotel, the tickets, all that shit was so expensive. I don't know why it just did not need to be that expensive. Like I literally had to take out a small fucking loan to pay for the three of us to go to universal. It was crazy. Hey, YouTube's treating me well, man, but not to the point where I could just blow money at universal. We stayed at this hotel in Disney. We went to Disney for three days, SeaWorld one day, and then, and then universal for two days. So we had to get up bright and early if we wanted a good spot on these rides. If not,
We would have been waiting in line for like two fucking hours. And now we were there an hour before it opened and there was already so many people there. Like it was crazy. I wouldn't be surprised if people were sitting there camping overnight if they really had to. But as soon as these parks open, bro, I had to become the next Usain Bolt, bro. I had to become a track star real quick and just start fucking booking it to the nearest ride. But luckily,
we were prepared. We knew the most popular rides at the park. So obviously we hit those ones first. Nobody was safe at these amusement parks. People were getting trampled. It was like Black Friday at midnight, essentially. We get to one of the rides and on this day, we were at Hollywood Studios. Now the first ride we go on was mid. We waited that long just for some mid. I'm like, are you fucking kidding?
So we're like, ah, fuck man. Life happens. We're going to move on to the next one on Tower of Terror. Okay. Now Tower of Terror. I was scared as fuck. I'm not going to lie. Like I'm a little bitch when it comes to shit like that. I'm not going to lie. I was quaking in my boots a little bit, but obviously what happened next made things just a lot worse for me. So we go on it one time.
And everything's good. And my friend's like, yo, hear me out. Hear me out. We got to run it back. And I'm like, oh, shit, bro. You right. OK, let's let's run it. Even though in my mind, I was like, fuck, I really don't want to go on this again. God damn it. So we get in line and now we're getting ready to be seated. And we sit down and the ride starts up. The door shuts. He starts playing some eerie ass music. The lights start to dim and then it just fucking stops like out of nowhere.
Now, of course, everybody in there started looking at each other like, what the fuck just happened? Why did it just stop? And I was like, shit, is this supposed to happen? Like, I don't know. Maybe they're doing this for dramatic effect. I don't know. But nah, we were stuck in this goofy-ass elevator for more than 10 minutes, all right? 10 minutes passed and...
Nobody has said anything yet. And all of a sudden I hear this automated ass message on the inner. There will be somebody to assist you as soon as possible. Thank you. And I'm like, fuck, when the hell soon as possible going to be? Because I'm trying to get out of this bitch before it just fucking falls. Yeah, it is kind of ironic getting stuck on a ride that's an elevator. But I mean, obviously I was scared because I didn't know what the fuck was going to happen to the elevator.
And eventually after like 10 more minutes, 15 more minutes, they just let us out and we go on a different elevator. And I'm like, this one better not get stuck too. Imagine if this one gets stuck and it got stuck. I was like, are you fucking? No, it didn't get stuck. Everything was fine. But one time we did get stuck for quite some time.
on the ride Everest. And now me and my friends, we were being dumbasses. We were like, all right, let's go on this ride, even though it's about a downpour in like five minutes. So we get in line and it starts pouring. And we're like, you know what? Screw it. We're going on the ride. Now the roller coaster starts moving up and up. And all of a sudden we get fucking stuck at the top.
And it's downpouring. Thankfully, I had a poncho. There was one kid in front of me that did not have a poncho. Bro was fucking soaked. I was like, that is just unfortunate. I was like, holy shit. Thank God I'm not that guy. At least we were stuck there for like five minutes. And then the ride starts moving again. This roller coaster could slip off the tracks at
any moment. And that shit got me scared. I'm like, oh fuck, I should have never went on this ride. But eventually we did get, I'm getting stuck again, but thankfully not in the pouring rain. We got stuck in a dark ass cave. Like yeah, dead ass after that, I left. I'm so serious. So there was one more time where a ride did end up getting stuck. We were on this flume ride in Universal and we're going up. Now I kid you not,
As we're like going up to the top of it, like for the big ass drop, the ride just fucking stops. Just out of nowhere. They had loud ass Jurassic Park music going and all of a sudden it just stopped. And I hear some guy on the intercom. Row two, row two, put the camera away. Row two. I don't know why, but they were acting like this dude was recording with a fucking mini fridge. I mean, it wasn't that big of a deal. Like this dude's camera was so fucking small. It was smaller than a Kodak camera. Like it was a little miniature cube. Like I'm not even kidding. This dude's camera was recording in like
five frames a second i was sitting in the row behind him and it just looked so now i don't know what the goal was there i had no idea but obviously he put his camera away and eventually the ride continues and now this situation could have been much worse if you know obviously he decided not to put the camera away because holy
Some of the rides that we were sitting in were so cramped. Like, I don't know what it was, but thankfully I didn't have to sit there for ages. But there was one ride where we had to get in this log. Like, I kid you not, it was like a small ass log. Now, I don't know how I did it, but I somehow fit myself in there. I had to do like some next level acrobatics type shit to fit myself in there. And of course, as we were going, it got delayed. Like, the ride was moving super slow. I'm like, are you fucking...
fucking kidding me. So I was stuck in this stupid ass log for 20 minutes. My legs were throbbing when I got out of this fucking thing. Like, holy fuck. The least you could do is get bigger logs with all that money. I was paying $6 for water. $6.
dollars and there was apparently water that contained more electrolytes or some shit it was some crazy ass fancy water this shit was ass it was garbage dog shit it didn't even hydrate me but of course you know the the food was really expensive and it was also dog shit like i mean
I was not surprised. We all learned our lesson. Like when I walked into one of the cafeterias, they whipped me up a nice little fucking $24 burger that tasted like a tire. I'm not even kidding. It was so bad. You want to know what I did with that burger? I fucking ate it anyway. Even though it was garbage, I still ate it. So we all learned to never do that again. All right, make restaurant reservations. That's the move.
I mean, shit, don't get me wrong, it was fun, but holy shit, there are so many downsides. You'd think it'd be better if I was, like, throwing my life savings away just to go here. So one day, we went to SeaWorld, like I mentioned before. We get there, alright? We're early. And we had no idea that on this day, it was a grand opening for one of the rides. I was like, holy fuck, like, damn, I guess we should go on that ride first. That's probably a good idea. So as soon as the park opens, we rush to the ride, we fucking sprint.
No, we did not sprint because if we were sprinting we might as well have been naruto running because it just does not look good Doing a full-ass sprint to a ride. It looks stupid as hell But we we walk at a reasonably fast pace we get there and sea world was opening its newest ride Its first surf coaster and I was like damn that looks sick, bro. I can't wait to go on it
And I kid you not, we were standing there for fucking an hour and a half waiting to go on it, waiting for the ride to open because you want to know why? Do you want to know why? They decided to hold a fucking news segment about it. I'm like, are you kidding? So,
So their new segment took like an hour and a half. I was like, holy fuck, why is this taking so long? And originally, the park opened at nine o'clock, right? The park usually opens at nine. The park did not open until 1030. So I'm here with SeaWorld's manager, Chuck. Chuck, what do you have to say about the ride opening? Well, you know, I'm really excited to kick things off and get the ride open. If you're excited, just open the
goddamn ride already stop doing this stupid ass new segment it was annoying as hell they went on about the history of c world the entire time i was like oh my god just get on with it already gonna do like a just a quick 10 minute segment like oh hey this new roller coaster's opening woo like no one
watches the news anymore anyway. To the point where there is a line formed throughout the entire park. And I was like, holy fuck, dude. We cannot leave this line. Like, we were one of the first people in line. And if we left that line, we would end up waiting for this ride for like four hours. I kid you not. So we all look at each other and we're like, we're not fucking
Hell no, we are not leaving and then all of a sudden some dude just comes up and says All right So for any of you that have bags you're gonna have to put them in lockers. I was like, are you fucking kidding me? No, no, I I was like at this point i'm screwed i'm fucked I shouldn't have brought a bag So I went up to him at 9 30 when people said the park was actually gonna open and then he was like Nope, the park's still not open. Are you with the news team? I'm like, no, dude. I'm not with the look at me. Do you think i'm with the news?
news team but in all seriousness though i know he's doing his job i'm just fucking around it was just really annoying that i couldn't get a locker yet we were just standing there and my friend was like birdie bro you have to bolt as soon as that news team gets up and leaves all right you gotta bolt and then they started moving across the line and interviewing people i was just praying to fuck they did not interview me hey little jimothy how do you feel about this ride i just want to go on the ride
on the ride. That's great, but you're gonna have to wait another hour and a half because we have to do our new segment. How you doing, young man? How do you feel about this ride? Um, it looks cool.
Great. That's how the interview would have went. I'm dead. But right before the ride opens, I had the bright idea to tell my friend, bro, I will give you $20 if you go up to this family and ask them to watch our stuff. So we did it. We didn't have to get a locker. He went up to a family and asked them to watch our stuff. And eventually we did it. We got on the ride and man, was it fucking worth it? You know, through all the long lines, these prices worse than fucking gas prices, the scorching heat, the mid-ass food. I had a great time. So I felt like it was worth it.
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