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Internet trends that gotta go. Alright listen, I think these trends here gotta fade out in irrelevancy like the rest of them. A lot of these trends have way too much hype built around them or they're just really fucking annoying in the first place. And honestly bro, I don't know how some of these trends are still existing in 2024. But I think it's safe to start with the Stanley Cup. Dog. It's a fucking cup! It's a cup!
Like, what is the hype around this stupid cup? I don't understand. Listen, bro, I understand that it keeps your drink cold or whatever. The first result when I put in Stanley Cup into YouTube. It's literally the chaos that was caused at Target after the Stanley Cup collab with Starbucks. I guess it was like a Valentine's Day limited edition. This looks like people on Black Friday running for that new PS5, but no, it was a
$45 cup and apparently there were security guards there too They had to make sure people were only taking two of these things like is there something i'm missing like when you buy the cup Do you like transcend as a human like I need to know because apparently right now, I guess i'm just an old head I'm, not with the times. I never felt more like a boomer in my entire life But yeah, this is probably the fastest these people have ran in their entire life Like seriously, bro, we need to have a conversation because the shelves cleared in four
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if you shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon, spend less, smile more. Four minutes. Remember the Stanley guy is? All right, this dude's got mad motion, bro. Like he's going crazy. I guess all you got to do is make your cup popular on TikTok and anybody would buy it. I guess it's really that easy now because people are quote unquote afraid of missing out on the Stanley cup. Like what is there to be afraid of? I don't understand. Like, oh my God,
Oh no, my drink won't be cold for 24 hours. It's really not that deep, bro. Like, come on. I mean, look, it's a nice cup, but seriously, leave all this hype around it in 2023. It's just a fucking cup. Edging. Seriously, why did this word even spawn in? Like, why does this even exist? Like, I think edging just needs to be abolished from the dictionary, bro.
bro. I tried going live once on my channel, right? And the fucking chat was flooded with, oh my God, birdie, I'm edging to your live stream. Like, please shut the fuck up. Like, it's not funny. That shit is so fucking corny. Like they even had to ban it in a classroom. Like that's how bad it got.
Yeah, I mean, it should have been pretty self-explanatory. You should not be, quote, edging in the classroom. Like, if you went up to your crushing and were like, oh my god, Shachi, I am edging. You're instantly getting blocked. Like, imagine if I went to a bar and said that to a girl. I would be so embarrassed. Like, how are you not embarrassed with yourself? Ix, we gotta leave this John behind.
Look, I understand people got their preferences or whatever. They got things that they find that are, oh, this is a red flag. You know, I understand. I get it. But at this point, it's just getting ridiculous. Like, I seriously don't have any breathing room. Like, these are some ridiculous icks I've heard in my lifetime. Apparently tying my shoes. That's an ick. Ordering at a drive-thru. Like, are you fucking serious? Getting shouted at by a lifeguard. I'm done. Dude, what are you even supposed to do about that? Oh my god.
We're done. It's over. Like, I am never getting a girlfriend again. Like, they're just gonna see everything I do as an ick. I'm sure breathing is up next on their list. It's gotta be. There's no way. But I guess people on TikTok have been creating this thing called an ick list. And it just lists, like, just some of the most ridiculous things. Like, how did...
How did your mind even come up with this? I don't understand, bro. I mean, some of them, yeah, they're pretty understandable. But for the most part, they're just weird. Like, how do you even come up with that, bro?
Where's a backpack in the bar on a Friday night? Excuse me? Like why Friday specifically? I mean, maybe I just don't get the hype. Running for the bus. What if he's gonna miss the bus, bro? Like stop hating. Come on, bro. You just, you just a straight up hater at this point. Waiting for the green man to cross the road. What do you want him to get ran over by a car? The
Drinking from a bubbler. Yes, it does look really stupid. I'm not gonna lie. Listen, bro, when I'm parched, I'm drinking from that goddamn fountain, bro. I don't care, bro. No one is stopping me. But yeah, I'm not reading all of these. You get the point. All right, bro. Next up, we got the... I need...
Max, Win, Drake, whatever the fuck. This dude streamed and said he had an alter ego and was gambling. And now people are saying this little catchphrase that Drake made. It's just getting really fucking annoying. Like bro, who the fuck is buying this hat and wearing this with fucking pride? Nobody. But shit bro, I will never forget that clip of Drake singing Bad Blood in the gym. So shit like this from Drake at this point is kind of to be expected.
But hey, bro, I respect the hustle on this. He probably sold like a shit ton of hats, but it's so fucking annoying though. It's really gotta go. Next up, we got those goofy ass fitness influencers. Now listen, bro. These people swear to God, they're the next up sponsored by Gymshark. And then when someone gets in their way, they get all mad and shit. Like they really getting mad over people walking in their way in a public gym. Like it's a public gym for a reason. Like if you want to film yourself, film yourself in a private gym or don't get mad when people walk in front of you.
No one knows you, Lil Bro. Like, they swear to God that everybody's just gotta move out of the way for them. Just, you know, everybody's causing a big inconvenience for their TikTok video that's gonna get, like, 80 views max. And now, of course, I'm not saying that all fitness influencers are bad. Of course not. Like, there's some good ones. There's some very respectful people who do this, but I'm just talking about the ones that are just so fucking disrespectful and
Think they're the main character. But anyways, bro, another type of gym influencer that spawned in last year was these people were recording guys and saying they were creeps for looking in their direction. Okay, it would be kind of different if he was like staring you down, like hitting on you 24-7. Like, okay, yeah, that would be different. He would actually be a creep then.
But he just looked at you. Jesus fucking Christ. But apparently, according to this girl, if I look in her direction, I'm just a creep, bro. That's why I just keep my head down at the gym. I don't even like look up, bro. I just try not to look up. But what doesn't make sense to me about this is you are a
publicizing this on the internet for hundreds, if not thousands of people to look at you, which is crazy. Like, I don't understand why the fuck they would do that and why they think that's a good idea. But this trend, it's got to stay in 2023, bro. Just, it should not exist anymore. This new wave of pranksters or public menaces at this point, please get them the fuck out of here, bro. Like Neon Jack Doherty, all these other fucking people, nobody likes them.
All right? No one likes them at all. Now, I already talked about Neon and Jack Doherty in my content creators video, but there's been a rise of people who just decide they're gonna be a menace for clout. Like, there was this random dude, not gonna say his name, he had like a thousand subscribers. Like, this dude did this for quite literally 200 views. He was popular.
pouring shit on people in a subway. I'm not showing any clips of this at all. That would be really stupid. And this dude ended up getting arrested because he's a dumbass. But look, bro, we need to leave this trend of being a menace behind. Like, who is making all these dumb people famous? Like, please tell me. I mean, shit, bro, it's gotta be
bots and a lot of money in these people's pockets. That's probably what it is, honestly. If we're keeping it a whole hundred, this dude Neon's probably got Terminator and the gang watching his fucking streams. His chat barely moves, but he somehow has like 50,000 viewers. Like, make that make sense. And I guess Neon's only real publicity is on Twitter or when people talk about
That's really it. But if people just talk about him in a bad light, no one is going to fuck with him. Absolutely nobody. And if the community doesn't fuck with you, bro, you are out of there. No one is going to like you, dude. With the rep this fucking guy has, like, yeah, you should just pack up and quit streaming altogether. Like, Jesus Christ. But next up, we got goofy outfits. Please leave these behind.
bro. You are not making a fashion statement by wearing the goofiest shit of all time, bro. In 2023, I saw a huge rise in like goofy ass clothings, especially at like these fashion shows. This person actually walked out of the crib with like a durian. Is that what that is? With the fucking durian on and was like, oh yeah, this is a really good fit for the runway. But look, bro, you cannot pay me enough fucking money to put that thing on.
That thing is just humiliating. But if you're talking like a mil shit, maybe I'll consider. But anyways, bro, this dude looks like a Roblox character and a fucking Eskimo combined. Like, are you serious, dude? Like, what are you wearing, bro? This is not a clean fit, bro. This is fucking trash. Please do not walk out of the crib wearing that, for the love of God. But this shoe company Mischief has been making some weird ass shoes. And I don't know what they got in store for 2024, but everybody was eating up the Red Boots,
And I really do not want these motherfucking shoes to ever see the light of day again. Let's just hope nobody lets fucking Mischief cook in 2024, please. They will bring another atrocious shoe to this globe, bro. Next up, we got all the Sigma shit. Yeah, that's gotta go. Look, it's just fucking cringe. Like people that say they're quote a Sigma male. Just stop, bro. This dude's out here thinking he's the villain. I guess I don't fucking know.
But with all this, I guess, Sigma stuff comes a lot of words that just spawned in. Like, "Mogging?" "What the f*ck is mogging?" Like, excuse me? I just looked it up real quick and I guess it's when you're more attractive than another guy in the area. They got "mogged". Like, okay, bro, this shit just makes no sense. What kind of terminology is being created? Like, bro, if you actually say this, bro, you are not him. Like, just stop.
And you know what these people also did? They took a very good concept and just ruined it. They fucking ruined it. Looks maxing. Originally, it was a really good concept and it was helpful for people to like improve their looks and shit. But of course, as always, TikTok ruined it. People have gone so far as to make a looks maxing playlist. Like, are you serious, dude? No one is putting this on in the car and be like, yeah, bro, this is, this is it right here. No, this shit is fucked
Please never turn this on on aux ever. And what do they do? They just sit there and mew for 14 minutes while listening to this playlist. Okay. I'm just so confused. Looks maxing is a great concept, but all this other shit around it, the Sigma edits or whatever, they got to go. It's just so cringe. Of course, all the Patrick Bateman edits, Andrew Tate edits. We can't forget about those.
Those also gotta go. I'm just gonna keep it a buck, bro. You are scaring the girls with these edits. Like, if you send this edit to a girl, if you say like, oh, shit, my bad. This is my TikTok page. Um, yeah, no, you're getting blocked. It's over.