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Food. Yeah, of course we all have to eat it. We gotta eat it to survive, alright? We are basically running on food. Okay, why did I just explain food? That's crazy. When you put some foods together, bro, it looks like a linebacker looking lunch lady just whipped that shit up in .5 milliseconds. No time, thought, or energy was just put into this food. They kind of just...
threw it on a plate and called it a day. And now today we're going over combinations of food that are just absolutely nasty and that should not be allowed on this earth. First one on the list is pineapple pizza. I know this might be a controversial take, but that shit is bun. Fruit does not belong on pizza, bro. Pizza makes me feel like a tub of lard, bro. And what? The pineapple is just going to magically make me feel better? No! Obviously, I'm still going to feel like shit because I ate pizza. Like every time I eat pizza, I feel like I'm going to get up and just start fucking...
waddling around like EDP and adding the pineapple won't help and plus it might just make the pizza taste like ass like pineapple should not be warm I'm sorry bro warm pineapple just sounds gross trust me bro pineapple fucking smacks by itself not with pizza pineapple pizza now we gotta talk about cheese and ketchup yeah this combo is just gross like cheese and ketchup by itself is nasty
Like, I don't care who you are. You could have a fucking iron stomach. Your shit's gonna hurt, bro, after eating cheese and ketchup. If it's on a burger, yeah, fair enough. Whatever. But, bro, if you're just eating cheese and ketchup by itself, that is fucking nasty. Nah, tell me why I just typed up food combinations and the first thing I found was fucking ice cream and fries. Like, if you put fries and ice cream...
ice cream is just gonna melt so what the hell is the point of doing that and plus the fries might even get cold if you just stick them in there an elite combo with fries is if you just put them on your burger that shit just fucking smacks for some reason I don't know if any of you've ever tried that but bro it's fucking
Fries and ice cream is crazy. Like I don't know who be coming up with these contraptions I don't know who's cooking up in the lab like Dexter to come up with this shit And I love how they labeled this 30 delicious food pairings that will blow my mind Yeah, ice cream fries is not gonna fucking blow my mind. That sounds like fucking garbage That sounds like it's gonna blow my stomach off not my fucking mind. But anyways,
Yeah, we got peanut butter and a burger. Nah, you need to be locked up. Whoever the fuck came up with this food combination, lock his ass up, bro. That is not normal behavior. Like, bro, why can't you just have peanut butter and jelly, bro? That is like the ultimate fucking duo right there. Peanut butter and jelly on bread, man. That was when there's no food in the house.
I just gotta look around and if there's bread, I'm winning. Alright? That's just how it was. Like, if I could find bread in the pantry, bro, I felt like a fucking champion, bro. That peanut butter and jelly just hits diff. Why peanut butter and burgers? Like, what the fuck? Like, I've never actually heard anybody even try any of these food combinations before.
Watermelon and mustard is nuts. Like, I don't know who the fuck is eating watermelon and mustard. But hey, you know what they say. Don't knock it until you try it. All right, we're trying it. Watermelon and mustard. All right, bottoms up. Here goes nothing.
Well, I can officially dog on it. That shit was ass cheeks, bro. Oh my god. As soon as that hit my mouth, as soon as one fucking follicle of that mustard hit my mouth, I just fucking spit that shit out. Watermelon and mustard is just not the move. And if you're eating that, bro, you're weird. I'm sorry. And of course, yeah, I ate the rest of that watermelon to watch it down. Without the mustard, because holy fuck, it was ass. Now we gotta talk about foods that...
Don't belong together, but somehow work. Hot dog and a piece of bread. When you got no hot dog buns in the house, bro, what else are you gonna use? Obviously, you gotta chef up a hot dog and a piece of bread. Roll that bitch up and call it... I don't even know what you call that, bro. A hot dog from the trenches? Like, I don't know what to call that, bro.
because sometimes there were no hot dog buns in the crib. So obviously I had to make a hot dog from the trenches. And hey, man, that shit worked, bro. It was elite. Like, hey, man, it still tasted good. Like it didn't matter. Even though it looked goofy as hell, it still worked. Milk and cookies, man. A W duo. You just look at it and you're like, ah, doesn't really look like it goes together. But bro, when you fucking dipped,
that Oreo in milk and fucking eat that shit for the first time. The level of immaculate that fucking taste is. It seems like it's one of the worst combinations on this fucking planet, but when you put it together, holy shit does it slap. Oh my god. Now we gotta talk about chicken and waffles. Now, chicken and waffles at first, I didn't think, like,
What the fuck is chicken and waffles? And I tried it for the first time and God damn did it fucking slap. I'm not gonna lie, I was sleeping on chicken and waffles, bro. My ass was slumped. And I'm like, damn, let me try this. It actually does sound pretty good. I mean, I do like chicken and waffles. And it just fucking woke my ass up as soon as I tried it. I'm like, holy fuck is this good. Nah, bro, but you know what's underrated?
Ranch. Ranch is underrated as fuck, bro. It can make any food taste good. You mix it with potatoes, chicken, broccoli, carrots, like, holy fuck, bro. It's like the horsemen of goddamn of WFood combos, because holy shit, that when you put it together with everything, it just makes everything taste good. I don't know why.
Maybe it's just 'cause ranch dressing is good itself? You never really think that ranch would just bless your taste buds that much, but holy shit, it does. Now, the food combinations I listed are honestly not as bad as the things I'm gonna talk about in the rest of this video. Eating or drinking after brushing your teeth. You just can't do it, bro, because the toothpaste just leaves such a shitty taste in your mouth, bro. Especially with, like, orange juice, apple juice, that's another one. But what I kinda found interesting is that milk isn't really affected by the toothpaste. I don't know why.
I can like barely taste it. But most foods and products taste like fucking dog shit after brushing your teeth. Or if you use mouthwash, it'll be even worse. Your food's gonna taste like ass for a few hours. It's kinda tough, bro, I'm not gonna lie. And you cannot forget that fucking fluoride they put on your teeth, bro. That makes food taste so fucking garbage. When you try to take a drink of something, you just lose the satisfaction of drinking or eating or whatever the hell you're doing, bro.
My taste buds should be in heaven. I shouldn't feel like I'm about to hook up a lung any second, bro. When you leave your food out, bro, food and air, it's an L combo. When you leave it out in the sun or just like in the air, that shit gets so fucking dry and chewy. Like if you have a function, right? A family function, they all come over. And at the end of the day, the chips were just baking in the sun all day. If you put one of them bitches in your mouth, oh my God, you're just going to fucking throw up. It tastes so bad. Trust me, I've done it before.
I know from experience. I just spit it out and felt like I was gonna throw up bro. That shit was nasty The worst had to be all right. I'm ready to get some w eats and some dumbass and your family left the fucking box So so guess what now it's stale. You're like, all right, i'm ready for some w eats So you go to grab it and it just tastes like fucking rubber like that is just tough, bro But when you really struggling and you got nothing in the house shit, you just gotta eat it Anyway, now we gotta talk about burnt food
Bro, there is nothing more of an L when you fuck up cooking and you burn the food. It's just gonna come out looking like Rotar, bro. Food and too much heat is an L combo. Some people are like, oh yeah, I love my food burnt. Then you're basically saying you like the taste of fucking charcoal because that's what it tastes like. Burnt food sucks. Like, it's fucking trash. Or when you overcook a burger or steak or any piece of meat. It's just fucking garbage. Like,
The meat, you know, is supposed to be tender, juicy. Like you're supposed to, you know, feel the juices inside you. Okay, that sounded so wrong. But bro, when you fuck up that burger or that piece of steak, it's just ruined. It's just not the same. You just look at it in shame and you just fucking throw it half eaten because you know that steak would have hit if it was cooked correctly. Now never eat expired food. That shit will actually fuck up your stomach, bro.
Food and time has got to be the worst combo on the fucking planet, bro. Some of you might be like, ah, it's only a few days out or, ah, it's been a week. Trust me, your stomach will thank you if you're like, yeah, I think it's time to throw this out. I can speak from experience. Every time I've eaten expired food, it just did not go well.
But trust me, the aftermath is not good. It's like an aftermath of Chipotle or Taco Bell. It just, it just does not work. It's just about to be World War II on the toilet the next day. And trust me, you don't want to deal with that. But the worst of the worst. Yeah, you're gonna, you're gonna want to hear me out on this one. Trust me. How in the fuck?
Do you come up with this? I swear they come up with exotic breeds of food. Like, I don't understand how you can whip this up and call it a meal. It just comes out like a mutant contraption, bro, at the end of the day. And some of these people just straight up just say, fuck it, and they start eating out of the toilet, bro. Like, I don't know who will be whipping up a meal in the toilet. And yeah, apparently they fed it to people too. Like, they're very lucky if their family doesn't disown them after feeding that shit to them. Like,
What in the f- Like, bro, your fecal matter was just chillin' in there, like, maybe a couple hours ago. And, uh, it doesn't- Uh, yeah, it's all clea- No. It doesn't fuckin' matter, bro. Like, shit particles were in that toilet. Like, one dude even put ramen in his hair and started cheffin' that shit up. Like, w-
What? Like that ramen is probably infested with all sorts of lice, flakes, and dandruff and shit like that. Because if bro's cooking a meal on his hair, who knows what else he's doing with his hair. And I don't want to know. But the worst of the worst in this video has definitely got to be the TikTok recipes. Like, I don't know who on earth is going to be like, I'm going to follow this recipe. Nobody. No one. They really think they next up on Hell's Kitchen. And fuck, my stomach hurts. I regret trying that watermelon and mustard. God damn. Watch some videos on the end screen. I'll catch y'all later. Peace.