112: Tana’s CHAOTIC airport run in with a Hadid… - Ep. 112
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Hello and welcome back to the Canceled Podcast. We're back in our living room, which is super easy to set up and it's no biggie.

It takes so long to set up here. That's why we've been shooting at the studio. We see all of your guys' comments. To be honest with you, Aaron, close your ears. I'm happy to not be shooting in that studio. It's not Aaron's studio. He doesn't care. But it's Oscar's studio. And I love them and I love the studio, but I swear I'm Long Island medium and somebody fucking died there. Well, also, I think canceled is just... We were never supposed to be in a studio. As we're building a studio in my house. No, but that's different. It's still like couch, like lax vibes. Like we're not...

I agree. Even Paige today was saying that something about sitting on the gray couch or even your couch evokes a completely different podcast. Like it's just because we feel so much more.

Comfortable. And we're just not studio girls. Like the things that come out of our mouth and then it's like leaving that studio. I'm like, no. Yeah. Maybe that's why I feel so haunted. And yeah. You know what? I'm so excited to podcast today. I feel like we have so much to talk about. I don't even like know where to start. What's your favorite thing? Well, I think I should apologize to Tara's world. Okay. Okay. Because here's the thing. I love her. And I don't know where I got off. Just like the way.

Wait, where's this apology coming from? Like, what is like... Because I'm sitting there being like...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just sitting there being like, you couldn't waterboard that out of me. Well, okay. So you got clocked in the comments. No, I haven't seen the comments. What do they say? Well, I haven't seen the comments either, thankfully, but I did see like a clip of it on TikTok and people were like, Tana having the nerve to say that like somebody else is a pygmy and not acknowledge like her past. Okay. So that's what I presumed they say. It's weird. I could just feel it. I swear I'm the Long Island medium, but like...

Just after putting that out, I was really like, where do I get off? I mean, obviously I just thought it was funny that she was like pissing with the thing to be in the urinal and whatever. But I think I came at it with an air of judgment. And the other day I was going through my closet.

And I came across these Nocta. Are you familiar? No. These Nocta puffers. I'm sorry. I had to giggle so bad. I came across these Nocta puffers and it's like Drake's brand or it like was or whatever. Rip. And I had this, we have to talk about him in that I feel broke shirt too, but I remember I got these puffers and like, I think someone got me one as a gift and then I

I bought another one and it's like they're very much like for the bros and the guys who love Drake and I like remember I bought one and I like was like Hunter we have to do a whole photo shoot in this where I'm hot in this and like I remember like Zach Bia loved the shoot and I was like oh my god now I have to wear my Nocta puffer everywhere and I was like

I was like... I wanted all of his friends to like want to date me at that time. And I would like be walking around... Brooke, like the Michelin man. Like big ass pooper. And I just saw them and I slowly moved them to my Depop pile. And I was like, God, I should apologize to Tara's world. It's like... Yeah, because you know, just because you didn't do it exactly like her... I feel like...

I tried to make that point in the moment. I think the only reason I really can't come for her, because like obviously it's embarrassing. I see that video and I'm like, that's stupid. But also I have done so many things that she would probably even be ashamed of. Yeah. And it's like, I love her. She's such a little sweet girl. And I feel like she gets...

So much unnecessary hate. And that's the last thing. I just thought the urinal thing was funny. But then it's like, Tana, you almost got a face tattoo. Yeah. A face tattoo. That was tough. Like, you have become your environment that is male-centered many a time. The Noctopolis, it just sent me. Like, I really looked like a hype beast Michelin man. I was, like, getting rid of these big dunks with Jason Voorhees on the side. Like, the mask. Like, Jason Voorhees. And I was just like, you owe Tara's world, like, flowers. Like, I don't know.

I don't know. I really had a phase two, though. You wouldn't believe some of the things. Because, like, you look at me now and it's like, okay, like, she has four outfits, so basic. Like, just a uniform that I wear all the time. But I was getting hootie with it for a second there, too. Especially in, like, the beginning of our friendship when I was really just finding my footing out here in L.A. I was a hype beast. I was emo. I was all the things. Same. 100%. Same. And all...

To impress whatever guy I was trying to impress at that time. And it's just like, yeah, I just owe her the biggest apology. Even now, I'm really...

I realized the other day, just even as going through my closet, I was getting rid of things. And I was like, oh my God, like in this era, I thought I was Kylie Jenner. And in this era, I thought I was Billie Eilish. In this era, I thought I was Kamala Harris. You know, like just like put the blazer down, right? And it's like, even now in this era of my life, don't reflect with my current outfit. But I think I'm Sophia Richie. I have a jersey on.

And it's like, but anyways, I put on these big ass pants the other day, like a big men's thermal shirt. And I was like, this is how I feel the most comfortable. Yeah.

in a fit like this. So then what does that make me? I like a boyish outfit too. Yeah, that just makes you Tana. I'm just trying to figure out my personal style. It's not the Nocturne. Me too. And I really struggle with it. But I think that that's just something that not everybody has. Like, I think there's a lot of shame around like not having your own sense of like style. And I don't think there should be because maybe that's just not my thing. Just the same way as some people can't like fucking put a pen to paper and like write something beautiful. I cannot form a fucking good outfit.

I agree. It's like Isabella, we've always been besties and she's always like the thing she wore in high school, she could wear today. Like she's always known her style and like not really followed trends, like not against them, just like if it was trending and she liked it, she'd wear it. But like, so, and I'm so the opposite. Like,

Even like the skinny jeans. Like I see Alex are on these skinny jeans and I'm like, oh my God, I don't want to wear skinny jeans. It's like, then don't. Yeah. Like, why do you feel like you have to? You don't even like them. I don't know, but I so get it. But you know what? I think it's like, it's definitely like an area of your brain. That's like, there's like an area of responsible because it's like the same way I, I can, I'm like, I'm not artistic, but I have like, I'm able to paint well and draw well. If I can, if I have a reference to copy.

Nothing's coming straight from my brain. At all. I couldn't agree more. So I'm the same way in forming an outfit. Like I can see this and say, oh, I like this. I don't like this. Like I have judgment that is mine, but I can't formulate it in my head on my own. It doesn't naturally occur. I couldn't agree more. Speaking of judgment, you owe me the biggest apology. What'd I do?

Fuck, okay. I have to issue an apology to Tana Marie Mojo because I made fun of her, the Attico boots, all of tour, and then I wore them. All of tour. She might as well have told me like, hey, kill yourself. I did not. I just said like every day she's like, and like this outfit and the Attico boots and every, you know, I was always kindly like,

Are you sure? I love kindly. You wore them yesterday. And then she wore a pair of boots like them and I just felt so vindicated. We know the ones. But I liked them. Yeah, those are actually different though. Oh. Because mine are flat and those have a heel. So maybe you still see them. Yeah, those are the ones. Those are the ones. Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no. Those aren't the ones.

It's those but black and leather. And like, I get it, I guess. I think it just reminds me of like a big, like Yeti boot. Yeah, no. And I don't know what it is because I already have big, big stompers, right? Like I'm nearing a women's size 10 these days. And then I'm like, I still need an XL shoe. It's like...

You know Maybe it like Dwarfs your foot Big shoes That's what I think I think it's like Oh no They're just tiny in here They're not That's like when I wear Huge pants to show I don't have a butt It does kind of I get it The contrast But

So we have a docket of things and I don't even know where we should begin. Alphabetic order, baby. Drake wore... It made me feel broke on a t-shirt. I thought... When I first saw it, I thought it was fake. Are we 100% sure it's real? 100% sure it's real. Hilarious. Whoever in his circle was like, you should wear this shirt. Like the girlies are going to love it. Mm-hmm.

No, but why do I feel like it's him? Like he's just so like... You think he's like online like that? I feel like Drake like cream contours. I think Drake is too sensitive to be chronically online because he would be like me, like just crying. Yeah, he's just... Can't you just like... I feel like right now Drake is somewhere like putting a lush bath bomb in the tub. 100%. Buffing his nails. It just... And imagine being Mikaela. It's like no one could tell me shit. It made me feel burnt. If Drake...

But it really just is even just beyond the Makayla shit. It made me feel broke. I can't stop with it this week. I think it got taken out of context for sure, but also like, girl. No, fuck the context. What do you ever. Well, because she was saying things that like were like broke. She was like, oh, and we couldn't afford groceries. But it's like, it's just that it made me feel broke. Like I feel broke is such a funny concept.

Because it's like, you're either broke or you're not. Yeah. It just, like, it was so funny to me because I'll forever, whenever I hear the sound, relate it to an emotion from inside out. Like, just in the corner, like, can't get the meal. What's the emotion? Broke? Yeah, like, that's right. Like, saying it's a feeling is so funny to me. And it's just like, I don't know. I beat that. I beat the Anna Paul situation into the ground. Well, now it's Michaela versus Corinna. Corinna got involved and now people are just, like, speculating. Yeah.

Drake being a factor. Sometimes things move too fast for me to even understand what the fuck is going on. I think the internet is also so quick-witted.

I don't think I actually want to say what I'm going to say. Don't say it. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's always good to just not say what you want to say. I was going to say sometimes everyone can have a truth, right? But... Yeah, like what? Yeah, you're right. Like everyone can have... Both people or everyone in their own world believes that they are correct. Yeah. And just like maybe everyone has small truths in what they're saying. But it's clear that Michaela is just like right. So it's like, shut up, Tana. I just think Anna needs to...

do a little more like i just want like like can she just give us the real tea one time like break the character yeah i want her to one time use that voice to tell us like something horrible like even just voice over your day go get your nails done and just just spill it you know like it can still be voiceover style but just say something i don't know

I want to talk about, well, I want to react to Ash Trevino talking about us because I guess she did. But then I also don't want to be a part of this problem that I keep saying. Maybe we'll do it on the Patreon. I think it could. I mean, it's up to you. It's up to you. But I was really excited to show it to you. It's up to you. It's like kind of anticlimactic. Do you want to see it?

I want to react to a lot of things on a Patreon. Yeah, maybe we just have a reaction episode because you saw her in the airport and I have to hear about that first and foremost. I saw Ash Trevino at the airport and it was literally like, you know one of those things where it's like, you literally can't believe your eyes. Like, I felt like, you know, when Dave Portnoy saw that guy with no arms outside the pizza shop. Why? How was he pulling that? How?

How is he pulling that? That's how I felt seeing Ash Trevino in the airport. So just walk me. I really like need like story time. Like walk me through every second. It was a cold winter night. Bebe and I had just shown up to the airport. We were flying to Chicago for our club appearance. OK, we're rushing through the airport because, of course, we are not on time for our flight. And as I'm rushing, I see a mob of people coming at me, except one person is smaller than the rest. OK.

Okay, and by smaller, I mean shorter. Would you say they were giving stocky? She was giving something. I don't even know what stocky actually really means, other than the man who's outside of my house right now with flowers. Anyway, I saw her shuffling across the little ground. No security guard in sight. That's important to note because you know how she goes on her rampage about how she can't travel anywhere without a security guard because people approach her too often. Ugh.

But who am I really talking shit about? Because I got ready to approach her. In fact, I chased her down the airport. But I was like, I really had to come into, like, I was sprinting. Honestly, I'll insert a photo. You can see how fast my little legs are going behind Ash Trevino. And then I came to and I was like, first of all, you've been talking shit about her online. Probably not a good idea to approach her. Because honestly, I really mean it. She looks like she can get you at the knees. She looks like, you know what I mean? Like, she just looks like fucking...

Like scary. And having nothing to do with her actual physical appearance, but more so just her energy. Mean mugging, fake Louis bag on and all. Yes. And then also I was just like, what am I going to do with like, what am I going to do? Ask her for a photo? Like, I don't want a photo with her. I want to spit on her. 100%.

that's wild. It feels like we spoke that into existence because it was like right after we very first podcasted about her. It was really, I'm not going to lie, it was exciting and like not to ever, like Ash Trevino sucks, but it was very much like,

Oh my God, I can't believe this. She doesn't live here. She feels like a fictional character. I 100% agree. She's giving like, what is it? Huckleberry Finn? Like she's not, she's not real behind that phone. Like I just can't even, even just the rest of her body. Like when I first saw it at the Bop house, it's to see her in the wild, I would be like jarred for sure. I saw a TikTok of her today talking about how she's not friends with her two friends anymore because she could not believe that they didn't take the fall for her when she like robbed a place and stole a bag. Yeah.

And she went to her friends and she was like, will you please just like take the blame for me? I'm in a CPS situation.

battle right now and they were like no sorry we're in a custody battle why are you stealing a purse while you're see I was gonna immediately like be like okay me in 2016 right me in 2015 but then it's like the CPS battle brought me back to earth yeah oh I really want to tell you what she says about you I think I'm gonna crash out and I'm really trying to not save it we'll save it I'm trying not to just give her anymore like even this it's like I'm fighting because it's obviously like this is what we do this is what we talk about but it's just like ask Trevino for prison ask Trevino for

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I'm on a diet. Okay. And it's because I have two very naked things potentially coming up. One for sure. One that I don't know, like truly naked. Do you know what I mean? And it's like nothing crazy, you know, like crazy restriction. I'm just like really like, can I know what they are? Yes. Well, I can't, I can't put one of them in the thing. You already know one of them. And then the other one is and I just, which one's for sure.

for sure that's so fabulous you'll know when the other thing is for sure but it's both of them are very soon and I'm just like I want to look my best for this obviously and you know me with the Burger Kings and the Big Macs and we were even just talking about this in the

The past episode where I'm just like, I want to look my absolute best and I'm not going to shortcut it with Manjaro or Osempic because I think it's bad. So I'm really, for me, bad for me. I stopped it after that. And now I'm like really trying to eat healthy. And the other day I'm on the way to the airport for Makoa's birthday trip and

Speaking of seeing people in the airport and I decide in the final minutes because we're flying out of JSX. I'm like, OK, I'm going to Uber eats some Starbucks food. And even in my head, I'm like, this shit is 3D printed. Wait till you get there. So have some kale, you know, like you're you're being healthy. You don't need to do this. And I ordered that big old breakfast sandwich against everything I am trying to.

to, you know, follow right now. And I get to the airport and I check in and the very first person I see in line with me at JSX is Yolanda Hadid. Okay. Oh, she said, put it down, fatty. Yolanda Hadid. I canceled my Uber Eats order. Somebody else got that sandwich that day. It was crazy. It's funny too because she was like,

She was just like Sitting in the corner Of the airport And I didn't notice her Obviously Ari did You know Ari Like he could smell Yolanda Hadid Like a drug dog Okay And He sees her And then I can tell she's kind of Because we're like A group of like 20 people Like it's all of Makoa's friends And my friends So it's like

A sight to be seen, you know, and just the crossover, the Mario Selman ex, like, straight Hawaii surfer boys. And I could just tell she was kind of, like, casing everybody. And then, like, Mario walks in fur coat so tiny and, like, she smiles. And I was like, no shit. You know, she was probably giddy. Yeah, and you know that just, like, made Mario's day. It was so wild. I didn't eat the breakfast sandwich, but...

I forget where I was going with that. Dieting is wrong. Well, not, no crash diet. No, just like I'm eating a healthy diet. You shouldn't call it a diet. You're adopting a lifestyle change. You're actually 100% right. That's literally all it is. And it's like, even last night, I was sitting there and I'm like, as soon as this is over, I can't wait to have bulldak carbonara. And it's like, you know, you're changing your lifestyle. You can have bulldak carbonara.

Have you ever looked up the stats? Yes, I did. Because for a second there, I kept getting stomach ulcers. Yeah, it's nutty. And it's just like, that is the thing. I'm just trying to. But I was so fabulous. Diet is the wrong word. I'm just trying to enact a healthier lifestyle with healthier eating habits. And it's so hard. Today, I had to break it for a business venture.

Honestly, so inspirational. Pickles are healthy. I'm doing a pickle with, I mean, yeah, high in sodium, but pickles themselves aren't bad. I'm doing a pickle collab with Kaylin and Kaylin and they are like my favorite company on planet earth. And I'm so excited. So exciting. I'm so happy for you. And it's been years in the making. I've been like me and the owner have just been friends for so long and trying to figure out when it can work and you know, what will work. But one of the things we're doing is at the Grove having pickle boats.

in the farmer's market. And so today I had to go try all of the pickle boat options. And obviously I created these with my own mind. And there I am eating chamoy, tahini, gushers, and taki on one, hot chili sour cream frito on another, hot Cheetos queso on another. They're insane, but like- That's so good. I know.

I'm bubbling the house Especially because I've been eating kale all week My body was like wait no Yeah like what's going on Yeah 100% I am so excited though Oh my god I'm so excited for you I can't wait to try them It's so funny that you and I Are both like working on things right now That are just so us Like you have the cutest clothes For Coachella Can we Yeah

I think so. Yeah, by the time this comes out. How exciting. They're so. I'm so excited. They're perfect. I can't wait to wear them. I'm so excited for festival season two. Me and Tana literally planned our tour dates around it. Or I did anyway. No, 100%. We were like, we cannot be touring during Coachella. We have to go. But just like how funny, like cute.

Coachella clothes Big pickle chili on top Well With gushers If you say it in that tone of voice That's true I would love a pickle collab We're just We're on brand What's mine is yours And what's yours is mine I'm gonna be wearing your collab And you're gonna be eating my pickles I'm trying to think of What do I even love as much as you love pickles?

Cats I would need a cat Ramen Collab Bulldack That's true What do you make Miles make you? What's it called? Bulgogi Oh my god I'm on like I'm not kidding I'm gonna have like an actual stroke

The amount of red meat that I eat is like so dangerous. I'm like, everyone's calling me beefy Brooke. Like it's always kind of been a joke because at that time I ordered beefy five layer nachos. You do love you some beef. Like even if I just say the word beef, like, oh, I'm going to beef with someone. You'll literally to yourself. I love beef. It's my favorite food. Beef in every single, in all of its states. Like I'm always having like little fiesta taco bowls. I would, I would love to just have beef.

ground beef and marinara sauce every night for dinner. You are that USDA cow, but just way cuter. But right now I'm in beef bulgogi. Wait, I'm sorry. We have to stop or I'm going to order something. And back at square one, I've already had enough talkies for a small beef. Bring me beef on tour.

That's insane. Bring me nothing. Bring me nothing but your love and your adoration. My house is full. I love beef. Speaking of beef, who's beefing? Bethany Frankel and Lashify. Have you been seeing this? No. Well, I actually, I don't know all the details. I just love Bethany Frankel and I want to talk about her because I just love her. I love her too. She's so inspirational and rich. And I'm going to like probably cut corners on this. Like I really don't know every single detail, but I guess some company sent her lashes and she was talking about them. I don't know if she was talking about the competitor or

or the actual lash, or talking about the lash and then talking about how it's similar to a competitor. I don't know what it is. But the CEO of Lashify, who is very much this like Donatella Versace woman, threatens the shit out of Bethany Frankel via DM. She threatened Bethany Frankel? And Bethany Frankel is cooking this woman online. And then the woman's on live getting drunk, like trying to apologize. And it's like,

I feel like that has got to be business basics 101. Like, don't stand in the kitchen if you can't take the fire. Like, the last person you come for, I think, is, like, somebody like Bethany Frankel, who is just so rambunctious and, like, she just is not afraid to say what she thinks. Also, just threatening legal... She threatened legal action against Bethany Frankel. If my options were, like, threaten legal action against Bethany Frankel or jump off this balcony, like, I'm soaring...

flying. She is the legal battle. Like, yeah, she's too smart. She knows like every in and out, especially because she's just such a smart like businesswoman. I guarantee at least a thousand people have tried to threaten her with legal action in the past. And it's like, she created the Bethany Clause like on reality television like just like

Before Bethany Frankel, most reality television networks like Bravo and E! and whatever, whenever they would have people on their shows, they would say, you're signing with us. And like, if you ever come out with a product or a brand, you have to give us XX percent of your product or your brand. And she said, fuck no, like I'll walk.

And that created the Bethany clause like that. Like, I love that. She's so smart with all her skinny girl, everything. Yeah. And then exactly skinny girl ended up being huge. And she's like, thank fucking God I didn't do that. Like imagine just being the CEO of lashify and waking up and opening your computer. Like that is so stupid. Oh, that's your bad. People are telling me I'm going to get sued by Ash Trevino if I keep yapping.

But I feel like Bethany in that situation. With what capital? She's Lashify and I'm Bethany. Honestly, I'm not scared. She's so funny. Wait, speaking of reality television, I need to talk to you about something. I thought for a second that you had turned down being on Traitors, but you clarified that it was. House of Villain. House of Villain. And I honestly regret that.

More than anything on this planet. Okay. Actually second, you are the person I want to see on traders. Second, most out of any person in this entire planet. And first is me. I want us to go on honestly together. Let's go.

Let's do it. I don't think they would allow it because it's kind of a conflict of interest, but it's so fascinating. I know you just started it. I just started it and I fell asleep. So I really don't know. And I've been meaning to watch it. I just like, I didn't know it was kind of challenging and like survivory. Like I thought Makoa wouldn't like it. So I was putting it off. So do tell. No, it's just so well, obviously I'm, you know, I love the challenge. I love survivor. I love big brother. So I just like, honestly, I was running out.

of shows to watch because I've flown through all those seasons and I saw that Traders was out and I saw that Gabby was on it Gabby Windy who's like good friend of mine and I just like I'm obsessed with her and she's so funny I saw she was on The Bachelor and then she was The Bachelorette oh shit and she's just like so f***ing

hilarious. What is the objective? Like, I just know it's like Tom Sandoval fighting for his life, which is crazy. Essentially like a murder mystery, except so there's, you start out with like 23 people. I'm not sure if it's 23 or 24. It's giving whodunit. Yeah. You set, you all sit at a round table and they go around and they tap you on the shoulder. And if you, they tap you on a shoulder, you're a traitor and everybody else is a faithful.

And if you're a faithful, like, I mean, you're a faithful. Oh, I heard that last night and I was like, Tom Sandoval has never been faithful. Yeah, right. But everybody is supposed to pretend they're a faithful and like you're trying to convince everybody that you're a faithful and most people are. But then if you're a traitor, like you have to like try to get other people to point fingers at each other and it's a lot of lying and deception and it's so...

and fascinating and fabulous. But everybody who comes in, not everybody, but most people are from like other shows. They have people from The Challenge. They have people from Bravo. Survivor, yeah. Housewives. And it's so good. I actually would love that. I did see them like doing a kayak for a second and then I was like, ooh, this might not be for me. There are some physical challenges but most people are not like physically able or like super athletic. I'm a good yeller too. Like I could just be like, I'll be the yeller. You could be a yeller. Yeah. And,

I don't know. Gabby's like really blowing up though from it and I'm loving it because people just love, like she's so funny. We should have her on. I want to have her on more than anything on the planet. Let's do it. She's just like, she's naturally, everything that comes to her mind, you're like, how did you think of that? I do. First, Trisha, now you. Everyone's like, you need to watch Traders. Tonight, I will lock in. I really will because I want to see it and I just, I love Chris Shell. I always have. I've been her biggest fan. You know, I shit myself in front of her and that was the worst moment of my life. She doesn't remember that. Did I tell you? Oh my God, he's literally real. He has wisdom. Did I tell you I ran into her? So I ran into her at, um,

the gladiator or yeah the gladiator premiere and she called me over we were talking to each other and i was like you know it's so funny i just got off tour and we had a whole bit about you in our show and she goes what like what do you mean she goes i go yeah like tana has like a whole story time about how like she was herself and like you were in the bathroom and like she was so embarrassed

She was so embarrassed because eight layers of skims on waist trainer out at shapewear out nipple looked at me like I have no idea what you're talking about. I mean, yeah, it didn't seem like it was like a pivotal moment for her. It was just one of those ones for me where it was like, oh, my God, I have to crawl in a hole. It's one of those like having like a celebrity interaction where like you're like, oh, my God, they're going to think about this forever. Yeah, they're not at all. No, but like my tits were out.

Like, you know what I mean? Like it really like you, it, you felt exposed and just all of the things. It was just, it was so, so bad. And Oh my God, that's another reason why I'm eating healthier. Just cause the pooping. I don't know. I was going to tell you about some pooping, but no pooping, no pooping here. That's our 2025 goal. Speaking of poopoo, no, no bad. Blake Lively on SNL.

I'm sorry. I've had a long day and I'm really tired. Like I'm in a weird mood. That transition was gold. I did see Blake Lively on SNL and really it was Ryan Reynolds on SNL and Blake Lively just going. I feel like society is almost just transitioning into being smarter than traditional PR. Do you know what I mean? Like that would have like gotten everyone 10 years ago. And like now it's just like, stop.

Like why are you doing that? It's just so hard because there's just too, there's, we have access to everything. So it's too easy to form like a true opinion. I don't know. But I saw a lot of people saying like, oh my God, there's like, you can tell Blake had no idea that was going to happen. And I'm like,

You guys, SNL is so, so, so planned. - She knew that was happening. - And you know she was like, they were begging the PR teams to let that happen. - Yeah, they were probably like, this is gonna be a hit. - It's so wild how once people make it to a certain caliber of traditional media in Hollywood, they like-- - They just transcend. - Yeah, it doesn't matter. They can just come on SNL. - Yeah, SNL's just like, okay, fine. That is interesting.

I guess Justin Baldoni is never going to be a guest on SNL. Yeah, which is just wild. Like, just like...

So wild. I'm excited to see how that pans out. I'm sorry, did you watch the 50th anniversary? The SNL? I watched a lot of clips of it. Me too. I haven't seen the full thing, but I'm so excited to. I know. I really, really want to. It was just amazing. You know what else I loved last night so much? Or maybe not last night. Could have been last week. I don't fucking know. Timothee Chalamet's speech. Yes. God, I'm so good. You honestly ate down with that. Long Island mediums. We're Long Island smalls. Extra smalls.

I'm so stupid. I'm going to get cut. Pick me, pick me, bitch. I think people just never do that. And I'm really just day by day becoming the biggest Timothee Chalamet stan absolutely ever. And it's like,

I'm not fully there yet. I need to see everything he's done. Like I'm still, I'm, but I'm in that amazing stage where you're like becoming a super fan of someone and a complete unknown did that for me. Like it was just, have you seen it yet? I haven't seen it yet too. It's, it was so good. And it takes one thing though, to make you just like, it's exactly that. And like, and then finding out he just dedicated five years of his life to the role. I think he's so like elusive, like just like his relationship with Kylie, how you don't know everything. Whereas with anyone else you would like,

I just love him. And then that speech, I think it's so cool. I mean, everyone has said this. I don't want to have the same take as like everyone on TikTok, but it has become like corny to say like, I worked so fucking hard for this and I want to be great. It is. Everyone wants to seem like the most humble person. And I can't believe this is happening to me. I don't deserve it. I love to see someone get up there and be like, it's about time. Jeez. It was just so cool. Even just like his interest in Viola Davis, like just say that is so...

Like it just like, I don't know. It just like all made me so happy and like,

I want him to win the Oscar so bad for it. Like to me, it was an Oscar winning performance. It's so crazy how many, I've seen so many, or like the stats on how many awards he's been nominated for versus how many he's won. And that like blows me away. He, you would think he'd have like so many accolades. And that's his whole bit, like on SNL, right? That he just like gets nominated and nominated. And I just feel like it's going to be his year. And like, I want it so bad. He just like, there's something about him. I love people like that. Like even obviously, you know, my Pete era, I don't want to go to. He took his tattoos off.

I know. I was going to say like loving the person that just feels like they're your friend, like the guy next door, like getting the success. But yeah, I mean, we all knew he was going to do it or maybe just me because I'm so creepy. Yeah, same. Yeah. I miss them. I'm always going to prefer the... I'll let him do whatever makes him happy. The fucking, what's it called? Stick and poke, the people's names, all of it. I love when people... It's crazy. Yeah.

I do love him both ways. It's crazy that technology is just like that good that they're actually like fucking gone like that. I just like can't believe it doesn't scar. I guess it just doesn't really make sense to me. But like the big black keyhole though, like I can see why he was like, maybe I don't want this anymore. Well, you have to wonder what he covered that like what that was covering up. How painful too. How painful? Imagine. Imagine.

I like keep going in to get my little young AF on my ass gone. And it's like, it's so wild how removing something hurts so much more than like removing tattoos hurts so much more than getting it. I removed some filler yesterday and I was like, Oh my God, the most painful thing you could possibly do because they're injecting like an acid essentially that burns, melts it, that melts away at the filler. And it was the craziest. It's crazy. I was just sitting there and it was like,

I was explaining to Makoa, like, this is nine years of cheek filler that has now migrated probably to my knees. And I'm, you know, reworking it and getting it all gone and shit. And it was so fucking painful. But I'm excited. That was my first ever. I've never removed anything. Really? Like, I've never dissolved filler. I've never. That actually surprises me because sometimes I see, like, videos of us and, like, I'm like, wow, we've been through this.

Wow. No, my lips were like. But I don't ever look at you and think you're like overfilled at all. I'm in Los Angeles and my lips were in San Francisco. Yeah, I know what we were on for a second there. For a minute of my life. And then I never dissolved them. So it's like, is that in my earlobe now? You know, like where did it go? But you don't have like migration either. My lips, when I dissolved them, I literally, it felt like somebody took my lips, stuck them on a frying pan, held me there for a minute and then took me away.

That's 100. And she put the, she put the cannula here and then went up to here. You know, they did no cannula for me. They just did individual injections for every single one. I was like, do you want me to die? I wonder if that's because mine was face, not lip. I wonder if it's just different. I don't know. It was crazy though. And I thought it was going to be cheap for some reason. And then $1,200 later, I regret my nine years of filler. Have you ever gone in for something? I saw someone just make a TikTok about this, but like,

As a collab And they like Don't like Specify the details And you like Think you're getting something And then you end up Still having to pay A lot of money Definitely I don't know like When and where But like for sure Oh I just saw it Happen to somebody And I'm like That's happened to me A few times And then you're just like I'm just too embarrassed To say anything So I'll just like That's like Did you see like All the influencers Up in arms When like

they found out because it changed. The laws changed. Like, how they had to pay taxes on gifted clothes. Yeah. And like, I just can't even imagine how many influencers were probably like getting gifted all this Revolve shit and then they had to pay like $10,000 in taxes on it at the end of the year and it's like, wait. What happened to me? You know what else? They just...

Law-wise, money-wise, influencer-wise, this just like came to my mind. The kids. I am so fucking happy, but also so alarmed. They just, and I'm probably going to get this wrong. Do your research. It's a canceled podcast. Sorry in advance. Changed the law in California to where families whose children are the primary entertainer in their content. So like children's content, family content.

They now have to put that money into a trust for the child. And you're seeing all of these family vloggers move out of California. You want to put your kids to dance monkey work so bad that you're going to move out of California? Say her name. What's her name? Brittany Xavier. She did that.

Yeah. And like she said, she said she didn't. But then she's like, yeah. And my my oldest daughter is staying behind because she doesn't want to move for her senior year. But like we just have to get out of here. And then she says because she had toxic mold in her house. OK, she was like, I have to move. I have toxic mold. And not just down the street when your kid's still in school. This is the funniest part. She goes, I have toxic mold. I have to move. It has nothing to do with the child laws.

And then someone goes, what are you going to do with your house? You just got it. And she goes, I'm selling it to somebody who lost their house in the fires. I go, with toxic mold? Have they not been through enough? Oh my God. I think my new bit really is just like actively really vocalizing how much I fucking hate these awful parents online. Like obviously TikTok has...

given us a whole new realm of seeing so much more and so many people are getting caught now like the Ruby Franks of the world and it's great. There's a documentary coming out about it. And I can't wait to see it. I mean, it's just like it's wild. It's

Moving out of California for that. I just can't imagine. Imagine how you would feel if your child just wanted to watch Paw Patrol and hang out with their friends all day. And you're like, hold on, it's time for the boo basket trend. And like, they're probably crying now and again because children are emotional. You're forcing them to do it anyways. We saw the moms, you know, the Ruby Franks and the ones and so many other moms that are like, okay, cry for the thumbnail. Like you're fucking putting your kid to Shirley Temple work.

You're going to move out of California. Why would you want them to have that money? And it's always been a thing. You know what I mean? The Jeanette McCurdy's mom of the world. I've seen it with a lot of people I know who were like Disney stars and shit, but it's like never not mind blowing. It's crazy. It's horrible. But I kind of love it because I'm just weird about people posting their kids anyway. Ever since that little girl, I forget her name, but she was the really cute one. I think it's funny. I was talking about this with Ari like yesterday, but

It's like I see Trisha and I'm like, that's so amazing. Post your kids. But that's not the center of her content. Exactly. You know what I mean? Her kids are an accessory to her content. 100%. That's the only way it's okay to me. I understand documenting your life, but it's like...

I just get concerned when the kids are in the content every single day because kids don't want to do that every single day. Yes, there are some like the little girl who does her interviews and stuff, but you know, it's like, I don't know. I just don't love it. I don't love it. And I just, as I get older and older too, I'm just like, how? Like that's a kid, you know? I know it's, it's hard. I came up, but it gave me, this is actually so sad. I don't know if I need to like do all this on canceled because I need to make a YouTube video about it anyways.

What is it? Well, so the other day, for some reason, I decided one night, Makoa had fallen asleep. He's been going to bed so early. It's the bane of my existence because then I just sit there and I like don't know what to do with my hands for hours. And I was going through my camera roll and I like very much, and I've always told you this, like I just, I pretend every version of me except for this current one does not exist. Like you even know reacting to my music was so hard for me. Like I,

I've never watched The Toothbrush. I've never seen my MTV show. And I take that as far as like, I don't even go through my camera roll. Like I never have. And now obviously I've been trying to kind of exposure therapy myself into my own life. Like just like for the book, just to remember things and whatever. And I was going through my camera roll in, I was like 17. So it was me dating Summer Hollingsworth. And I was watching all these vlog clips and even just-

Even just seeing that was so wild to me, like how much I wanted him to like love me and be nice. And obviously, you know, I struggled with that for like many years after dating men who literally hated me. I was going through that. And then just even just me and Jordan, like seeing me at like 16 and Jordan Marone is my best friend. He looks so young. It was all just like so interesting to me.

And then I come across these vlog clips of me going home to my grandma's house in Texas. And I was like 17. And I don't remember this at all. And you know, I've talked about it on H3, how I say I have no baby photos. And it's like the worst part about me going no contact because it's like just so sad. I'm like, I want baby photos. And I found these like 30 minute vlog clips of me going through all these photos of me as a baby. Wow.

And like how exciting is that? It was like awesome. But it was like, it was just so sad because I was like finding all these photos of my mom on like her wedding day. And like I'd never seen a photo of my dad looking like,

like a normal human and like young and like he just looked like such a regular guy like on the street like a normal like i don't want to say handsome because it's weird but like you can say handsome and it was like them in cabo when they were like probably like 30 and they were just like smiling and he looked so normal and i was like oh my god how sad like she was just a girl

And it just like put me down this whole like super sad rabbit hole. But I found some baby photos. Well, that's good. I have the same like a similar issue where I haven't seen really much of anything either. But it is like when you do see something, it's so like I get emotional about it anyway. Like the last episode when I talked about my younger self thing, which by the way I did do my homework. I'm just pushing you. Like what the fuck? It just like for some reason makes me really sad to even look back on stuff like that. Because I'm like so sensitive about like how...

having been younger and stuff and like same so much same and even just in the clips my mom was like in the background talking to me and like being so nice and like we were like laughing and then seeing these photos of her on her wedding day and just thinking like damn she just wanted to get it right too and then I like and that's a hard thing with no contact too I'm sure you know it's like you remember the like or like for me at least I don't really remember them but like I see a video of it like these good memories and it's like oh that sucks that like there were

good moments. Yeah, you know, it's just like a talk, like any toxic relationship, of course, you're going to remember like so much of the

the good the good and it's it's so sad but it's also like i don't know i see a lot of people talk about how like it's your parents first time living too i think you have to think about that but then you know the rebuttal to that is like okay well they also had you know however many years on us like in all this time to learn what to do and what not to do and they chose not to do it so and i think i've sat so heavily with that that i almost block out the good like i just like

I don't really remember the good moments. Like the bad just overshadows it so much. So then like seeing, you know what I mean? Just photos of me like a little, there was like this photo of us on Christmas morning and she had on like sunglasses and a robe. And I was like, that's so something I would do now. Like if I had a kid, it'd be early and I would do that. And it's just like, I can't even, I'll cry. But like, it just made me,

So sad. And then I saw this TikTok too, triple whammy after where I opened up and it was like, if you could go with a time machine and tell your mom one thing, what would you do? And I realized I would tell her not to have me. And it made me, not because of anything to do with me, like for her, like those two things can still exist. Like I appreciate my life, but like,

All she wanted was a kid and she couldn't get it right. And like the mental health. And like, I feel like that's why she like stayed with my dad and shit, you know? It just made me so sad. I was like, how can those two things be true? You know, that like I needed a mom and like, you know what I mean? Like, obviously I want to be here and I love my life, but if I could tell her one thing, it would be like,

girl run you know yeah i understand i don't know i'm happy you're here but i'm happy i'm here i don't i don't mean that it's like a separate thing no i know what you're saying like just like for her sake and i feel like like maybe her life would have turned out like completely differently she would have probably you know not been in that relationship or whatever but yeah or like stayed as hard i don't even know it's just wild to think like i always think about it like i get i feel like you already know how much like guilt i have around that but i think about like

Because I have so many mental problems. When I think about my mom's mental problems, I'm like, I can't imagine having also had... Being in that situation or how I feel, the prison in my brain, but then also having three kids and no money. So I'm like, God, is she really... What was she to do? Of course she was going to do a bad job. Yeah, and it's so true. And I've accepted that too. I think...

It's crazy too. My parents were born in 1953 and 1959. So crazy. So their generation was also so...

anti-mental health you know yeah and then fashion especially my dad like going to the war and then coming back and like all of that like just like it's so interesting because my grandpa and your dad were in the same war that's so wild no i wonder yeah i wonder if they knew each other probably not i wonder but it's just like and then i'm imagining being with a man who's so anti-mental health and you're like isolated and just all the things i don't know it's just like

So wild. She texted me the other day too and I was just like, oh, it's like, I just battle so hard with like how differently would I feel if she were to die? You know? How different like would I wish I said or did anything else? And I always just come to...

The conclusion of like no, you know, and that there's nothing more or less I could do and it would just make me even sadder. But it's like for right now too. And like things change day to day. If you never want to talk to her again, that can be true. But that also like you could in a year be like, you know what? I am ready to and it's not even like holding anger to the point that I don't want to talk to her. It's just like choosing peace. I feel you never knew me and you don't know me and it's you know what I mean? And how much of it would be for you and

I don't even know. Just like this whole. No, I know what you mean. It's frustrating too to feel like, at least in my instance, like my family feels very entitled to like know things about me and have contact with me and stuff. And I get frustrated because I'm like,

For what, like, what did you do to deserve any of that? You know what I mean? Yeah. And it's just like wishing, obviously, I feel like I'm just always talking about the pros of no contact. And it's like, I'm so grateful for it. It changed my life, but it is undeniable that there's forever like a hole and a void in my heart. And like, it's sad, you know? And it's like, even just like, I got this crazy opportunity, the one I'm dieting for. And even just like on our last night of tour, like I went back to my hotel room and I cried because it was like,

I fucking wish I had, you know, a mom and a dad who were awesome. To like share with, yeah. Yeah, like even just when crazy things happen, it's just like so wild. And I don't feel like I vocalize the roller coaster of what no contact is enough. I'm always just like, it's the best thing that ever happened. And it is, but it's also like, damn. No, it's hard. You inspired me with it, obviously, because I was like, I was so opposed to it for so long because I have so much guilt around it. Me too. And I did it and I was successful in it for a long time, but I have recently relapsed.

No, and it's like because of the hope. You relapse because you have hope, you know? And I think my hope just got shut down so many times that I had to give up. But then even now, it's like you'll have that like random glimpse of the hope. And even watching myself go through the baby photos and like vlog it, like 17-year-old me vlogging.

that was the difference with like there were so many differences in our personalities right and the things that we were saying but one of the things that i think was just so prevalent was you could hear the hope i had in my voice like in the hope i had that it would like all work out in a way that i thought it would it did all work out but i didn't ever think they would just be out of my life you know and it's like you hadn't quite like given up on it yet yeah

And it's just like I had to, you know, but. Yeah. I will say like when you do invite like anyone back in like that, you're just like setting yourself up. And at least I mean, for me, you would set yourself up for disappointment after disappointment after disappointment. Because it's like, imagine you go through all that. You make this like really big and bold decision to like finally like.

reach out an olive branch and then it's like the same thing and that's what I deal with all the time I'm like oh my god like what did I do I just yeah I think it would be like opening a huge can of worms of like sadness you know because even if it's not like even if it's good I think it would still be sad to be like you're a stranger and like you know what I mean just like

And I always was, like, her parent, almost. Like, I had to, you know, insert myself in that role at a very young age. I was not only my own parent, but that's how it felt with her. So it's like, I'm assuming it would still feel the same way if she's still in a similar situation. And she's like... It's interesting to feel like you don't know your parent hardly at all. But, like, since they, like, you know, brought you into the world and, like, gave birth to you, they feel so, like...

Like, at least my parents feel like they are so my parents and they know everything about me and stuff. And I, like, I'm like, literally, who? That was like... Where do you get off? Exactly. That was why I went no contact because I was just like, you don't know me and you never have. And you never will. You know what I mean? And it's like... But then it's just so sad, too, because it's like... My mom was just such a weird case, I guess, because it was like she wanted a kid super bad. They tried for kids. She had...

six miscarriages a bunch of shit went down i'll talk about in my book but i was their seventh try and it was like wow that's all she wanted was like a baby girl and then just couldn't so it's even it's so sad to me because it's like i know that's still what you want but you couldn't so hard that you've like heavily fucked me up you know i don't know it's just sad so obviously it's where the entitlement comes from because it's like you did you wanted me so bad but then it's like

Second I popped out. Yeah. What if like Murphy just wanted to go outside one day and never talk to me again? I'd fucking... Yeah. I'd show up at her poker tournament. Exactly. And it's like, oh...

It is just so sad. No, but I get you and I don't think you always tell me, but I don't think you should feel guilty at all about that. I don't. I just feel sad for her if that makes sense. Yeah, and you could, two things can be true at the same time. Exactly. You told me that. Literally exactly that. Like you can feel bad for her and have empathy and like sympathy for her situation and what she went through because obviously she wanted a baby so bad. She wanted that life and she couldn't

couldn't get out of the relationship that she was in and stuff like that can be true, but you also don't have to subject yourself. Yeah. And I think accountability was the biggest thing with me and with them. I don't think they ever took it. And obviously that's narcissism. You know what I mean? And duh, but yeah,

You know, I think everything would be different if they were able. And I'm aware that they're sick and they can't possess it. So it's not like I'm yearning for that or angry that they don't. Yeah, like you've accepted it's not coming. Yes, but that's, yeah, it's just like there's no accountability. And even now it's like, yeah, I guess there always will be a part of me that's like, I appreciate your apology and I do forgive you, but.

Or whatever. But like, you know. Yeah, you don't want to have bad blood. It's not like. You just can't come back and say, sorry, I fucking fucked you up. And fucked with you. And was awful to you. Like, you know, and just like royally. Like, yeah, you got to live with it forever. Because I do. And it's not like that I'm punishing. It's just like, unfortunately, there was never really a space for them in my life. Unfortunately, I don't know. And I guess it's like, my biggest takeaway was like,

The other night I kind of was like talking myself off a ledge because I really did just like sob myself to sleep and McCall was sleeping. And I was just like, my biggest takeaway, I guess now is that it's great that this generation is so much more vocal about how people shouldn't have kids and people shouldn't

because even just her generation was very much like the woman stays home and has the kids and has to and whatever. Like I'm happy that people can think twice, you know, and even that this is evoked all of that in me to like think about who I'm going to be as a parent, not just that I need a kid. Yeah. And who you have a kid with too is so important. Chelsea Handler had a funny bit about it where she was literally like,

Like I'm not going to have a kid because I would be a bad parent. Yeah. And she's hilarious about it. If I watch too much Chelsea Handler talking about not wanting a kid, I'll like swing that way. Cause it like, she eats no notes. Like she eats no notes. I look at lives like her. Cause I've always, I've always wanted kids. I've never pictured my life without kids. I want kids so badly, but all the people who I look up to the most in life do not have kids.

So that's kind of like a weird or like the Whitney's of the world. Like Whitney read my mind. Yeah. See, she's inspirational to me, but it's like she got all that out of the way. And like, I don't know if I want to be like,

Like I don't know if I want to wait that long. But it's like am I like throwing a wrench in all my plans if I were to have a kid soon? I'm realizing that I'm going to be a little bit of an older parent now. I loved having like you had older parents. I had my grandparents. But I loved that they were older. And I didn't. I mean I guess I didn't care either way. I just loved them so much. So it didn't matter that they were older. But then even just like.

With Amari's family taking me in, Debra and Arash are so much younger. She had Amari when she was... Young, like a teenager, right? Yeah, or like 20 or something. I don't... I mean, she's young now. And it's so cool to me that like...

You know what I mean? But we're already past that. That she like gets it. Yeah, I guess that's true. That is really fucking true. It's just like, oh my God, I want to be the parent who gets it because my parents just obviously did not fucking get it at all. And like, yeah, but you could still be a fun, cool parent. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I guess that's just about caring. You don't really age. So funny because we'll really have a conversation like that. And then it's like, okay, back to Alabama Barker and bad baby. But honestly, they just need a hug from their mom, you know? So shit. Yeah.

It all ties in. I took Makoa on a birthday trip. Yay! And it was cute. It was really cute. Honestly, it was so funny. Just like, we've never done a trip. Like, imagine our Turks and Caicos trip, but then like eight normal street men are also there. And it was just like the crossovers. Like, I wish. Yeah, honestly. But like, the crossovers were just so crazy. Like, seeing Mario Selman X, like,

get her you know like it just like was so funny I when he told me he wanted because I essentially it came about because like I bring Makoa everywhere with me and like sometimes there are those moments where like we're all blasting pink pony club and people are spilling shit and someone has a feather boa on and nine tick tocks are being made and I just pan to Makoa you know chilling on the couch and I'm like

like sorry you know what I mean and I was like and he's so the type where he wants nothing for his birthday even like convincing him to let me do this was like a whole thing like he doesn't ever want me to spend a dollar like do anything but I really like out of my heart wanted to yeah we took I was like where do you want to go and he's like I want to go to the snow and just like a part of me died because I really like are you sure no and I was pitching everywhere else too I was like what about

And like he just he was like well I mean yeah I just really we never go to the snow. Let's go to the snow babe. Let's make snow angels. Like oh my god. And I'm like obviously this is what you want for your birthday. So we're going to do it. But like a part of me truly died. I fucking died.

Hate the snow. Why do people like the snow? I don't know. It's cold, it's wet, and everybody gets hurt. And like 17 layers. It's beautiful from the window. How do I have swamp ass from my eight layers of thermals, but then my fingers are blue? You hit the nail on the head with that one. The worst part about being in the cold is why I'm in, like the second you walk in somewhere and you go from being frigid to all of a sudden just a wave of heat because you had literally 17 coats on, gloves, hat, beanie.

glasses and it's like oh i need my snood what the fuck who's snood like you know what just like the the parkas the mittens the the layers i just i can't do it and then i obviously every single person on this trip is like tana you gotta come shred one day one of these days i know that the girls and the gays like you're gonna love it like just come you'll you'll love the lift in the lodge and then you can do a bunny hill and it's like i'm

If I got hurt doing that, it's just like the risk and the reward with that is not there for me. Like I keep trying surfing cause it's like, I would enjoy that. I like the water. I like being in a bikini. The, the reward of catching a wave. You like,

I'm not doing that. I'm not wearing 90 layers and then sitting in wall sit position. Yeah, and then snapping your collarbone. Yeah, and like all my... I would be like, you'd actually have to 5150 me. And it just like, oh my God, it was so brutal. But it was a great trip. I had no idea how expensive Tahoe was too. Makoa too was like... Yeah, the snow in general, like everywhere is... You don't understand. It's like...

skiing and snowboarding is a major like rich people sport the thing the trip itself we could have been in cabo for two weeks and even when i was like no we have to do tahoe like the kardashians do tahoe like tahoe so everyone goes there mccall was like we can do big bear we can do mammoth those are that they're cheaper it's a and i'm like no babe only the best for you yeah it was just a

I'm happy he was happy. Well, I'm happy you had fun. And it's just like,

I don't know. That was probably special for all his friends too. It's like an exciting... I remember my first like... When I first got here and I was like around like you and your company, I was literally like, who are these people? You know what I mean? Like it's fun. It was just really fun. And I think it's funny too because my friends are just so different than like watching all of them watch Mario and Ari and everyone. And then they all were too like snowboarding together and like seeing them catch little moments and like...

It's crazy because it almost gives me a glimpse into like our wedding. Like that's our wedding party, you know, like. Yeah, that's important. Minus obviously you and other people that would be a part of it. But like.

It just like the crossover was so cool. And I felt like a little cabin mom. Like I would, I was just taking content and like OF all day and then everyone would come home and I'd be like, welcome, we have snacks. And it was cute. I'm back in my OF era. You are? Yeah. I like had this coming to Jesus where I realized like these are the final few years where I would do that. And I like really stopped. Yeah, it's like what Benny says that. She's like, get it out of your system. Yeah. And it's like,

I just like thought I was going to stop. And like, even just like on our tour, I was like, we're comedians. I don't do it. And then I was like, you used to make a million dollars a month. Like,

Yeah, like it's just like, I don't know. And I've been doing it lately and I'm catching so many broke allegations. Everyone's like, why is she like ramping up on this? And like, it's so funny too. Cause even when I do post the like, Oh F shit. Like the other day I like, I was going to post this lingerie photo and I wrote out the caption on my Instagram and I was going to be like, my Instagram is a trailer. It's a link in my bio is the full movie. And like,

I would have You would have gotten a call Immediately No do you know that I literally Only saw you in my head And I just pressed discard I even almost said something When you did one of those Comment this letter by letter For a DM I know You know that one's funny Because I used to do that With every single photo You get me every time with that And I always think like

Maybe I'll just do it. It's funny because the Paul brothers... And when you DM me, I'll say you're so fucking crazy for this. It's so ridiculous. The Paul brothers taught me that one back in the day. I get it for like engagement and stuff. But like, do you really... It's kind of like PC for PC or like... No, it's ridiculous. And like, obviously, like most people see it and they're like, she's just doing that to heighten her engagement. But like, I got to keep my money up. Okay? Like, it's just... I know, but if somebody looks at the comments and every comment is C, O, M, M. It's crazy because brands are so stupid.

Yeah. I probably shouldn't be saying that. Like, please keep paying me. it is true though because like sometimes you'll see, like you'll hear what someone's getting paid and I'm like, I want to be like to the brand like, did you tell her to unhide her likes? No,

No, it is wild. Like brands will be paying these mega influencers the biggest six figure bag. And in reality. And be in your bag. Like it's so good for you. 100%. But like the brand would convert 10 times more sales with six micro influencers. Yeah. With Bop House members and Ash Trevino adjacents. Like, you know, like it's, it is just like so interesting. Whatever. Well, congratulations. I'm happy you're back. And you're probably so rich. It's just, I just feel like.

You know, like when the nipple ring comes out, it all dies, right? And I've only got like two more years of the nipple ring. Really? I think I might pick one up. Really? Yeah, now that I have these knockers on me. Honestly, we could have a moment. We could have a moment. But it's like, I don't know. I can't have kids with a nipple ring. You know, I don't know. You could. I could, but then it's like, ugh. I mean, I have so much to say about Bad Baby, Alabama Barker.

All of it. But it's like, I feel like we have to react to Ash Trevino and Bad Baby's music video on the Patreon. We should talk about Kaipo. Kaipo!

The people know Kaipo, right? I don't know if the people know Kaipo. Kaipo is Makoa's cousin. He's the sweetest angel on this entire planet. He is one of my favorite people ever. Kaipo, if you're watching this, we absolutely love you. And they just grew up together, obviously very close. Kaipo was one of the first people in Makoa's life that I got close with as well. And he's just so loving and sweet. And just the way they all kind of take me in as their own and text me on the side. And we all hang out. I just love them so much. But

And I need to show you their baby photos if I never have. You have, you have. They look exactly the same. Neither of them have aged a day. It's just like, it's so adorable and how close-knit they are and like whatever. But with all of that being said, we're talking about this man like he's a teddy bear. He's a bullfighter. He's a full-time bullfighter. And I don't know how this conversation...

ever came about. But essentially, Brooke and I... We were at the Cheesecake Factory. Oh, were we? Oh, in Oklahoma. And you ordered Buffalo Bites. We were in Oklahoma for a show and Kaipo was out there fighting bulls. So he came to the Cheesecake Factory with us. And obviously, you know, we're exchanging stories about our day. We're like, we just performed this theater. It was amazing. And Kaipo was like, a bull attacked me by the horns. And...

The footage of it's insane. And somehow, I guess the conversation turned into like, what if we started sponsoring random things like bullfighting? What if we put the canceled podcast on a jersey? Yeah, like a mat. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there's so many random podcasts.

like little places that we could advertise that nobody would ever think about and we were like how funny would this be and like i don't think he like i didn't think at least in the moment that he took it that seriously me either he debuted this new bullfighting jersey the other day literally with canceled podcast across the front and it's so sweet because he did it on its on his own like we were essentially just saying like how funny would this be and i always i was like we need to cut him a check we absolutely do and it

You always see like Prime sponsoring everything. And obviously that makes much more sense. It's a hydration drink. The fan bases may also sports, duh. But for some reason, I mean, I just always want to do everything Logan Paul does. It made me realize like it would just be so if like if any of you are out there and you do niche things that are on camera or just even just your workplace, like I think canceled sponsoring niche things is like crazy.

It's our future. You know what I want to do? What? Open up a canceled school. We absolutely should. Tessa Brooks does that, right? No, I've been looking into it so much. I don't like the program that she did it through people. They don't do it anymore, but I've really been looking into it because I want to do it so bad. I would literally love to. I would love to. Oh my God. Imagine a canceled school. We need to insert these videos, but...

First of all, we have to insert the photo. It's just like, like, what do you fucking actually mean? Look at this, you guys. Like taking a bull by the horns with hot pink canceled on his back. Like there's just it's so iconic. That particular photo is just crazy. Wait, I don't even know if I've seen this video. Okay, wait, slay thunder. I just watched the DCC doc. And bull fighting is so crazy because what do you mean now you're going to run at this bull in his canceled podcast jersey?

Oh my God. Because his job is to like distract the bull from the rider, right? Yeah, make sure the rider doesn't get trampled by the bull. And it's so wild too, just the way he like breaks bones as if it's like us getting a matcha. Like, you know what I mean? Like he'll just come over like, oh yeah, this bull just stepped on my collarbone. Like, what's up? What should we do today? And it's like, what do you mean? I'm not going to lie. The rodeo is another one of those things that I'm like, I can't believe this isn't illegal. Yeah, it's right up there with like UFC of it all. It's just like... Just everything like...

from the human standpoint and the animals like the animals are like really not fairly treated and then also like the humans are like at risk of death in every scenario I was even just unpacking this with Makoba because the other day he was telling me Makoba's obsessed with watching people climb Mount Everest and he's like always watching it and I was like

If you really look into it, because obviously now, like, by proxy, I'm always, like, watching people climb Mount Everest, which is just so funny. Like, it's like Kardashians, people climbing Mount Everest. Like, I don't know. But do you know how many dead bodies there are and how many people die a year doing it? And you just pass by them climbing. Yeah. And I was asking Nicole, I was like, why does anybody do this? Like, why?

Like my brain is so like, yeah, that's cool. But like so many people die. Like what's the point? And it's like him just being the thrill seeker where he's like, no, I imagine the sense of accomplishment. Imagine the adrenaline rush. Imagine the view. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck if the view is literally leprechauns in rainbows. Like actually, I'm not. Probably is by the time you're up there. Yeah, literally. And I was just like an inspiration.

And even just all of Makoa and his friends, like, watching them snowboard and doing all these flips and tricks and just the thrill-seeking, superseding your desire for safety. That's a drug addiction. I always say that. And it's, like, even, like, just with Makoa now, I can tell. Because this is one of his, like, first...

more serious long-term like situations he's had some but like he always tells me like you have I look at life differently because of how much I love you like type of thing like I'm much safer now like I'm not gonna jump off that cliff like when you have kids and you start thinking twice about the things you do because they're like if I die like somebody else is affected yeah it's crazy he like was wearing a helmet snowboarding for the first time ever for me and I was like that's so sweet that you're like you know what I mean doing that but I could tell a little a little glimmer of his

Sparkle had died a bit. Like, you know, and she's like,

I don't understand it. Have you seen the new trend about cave divers? No. It'll be like cave divers when they see your butt crack or something. And it's like, don't let my boy. It's a joke. Cause they'll like go through the tiniest little crevices. But that is like the fact that those people exist. Like those people are physically alive on this planet and they genuinely like wholeheartedly see the tiniest little sliver. People just get stuck and then they just suffocate to death and die. That's another fear up there with MMA, which is like if I raise a kid into adulthood and they want to be a king,

diver. And just, and even just Makoa's mom, like, she's so chill about it. Like, she, because obviously that's her son and he's always been this way. I would need the most Gabba Payton anyone's ever seen a person take. It's insane. I, like, to all the girls out there who are dating the, like, adventure man, just know that I see you so hard because it's, like, every, literally, he, like, called me one day in Hawaii and he was, like, I'm gonna go surfing in the jungle. I go, what, Pemdas, what do you mean you're surfing in the jungle? Like, that doesn't make sense. Like,

What do you mean? And then he like shows me and it's obviously just Madagascar. No cell phone service, anything. And I go to check this man's location and never in my life, ever in my life, have I just seen a blue dot in the middle of the fucking ocean like that. Like no land to be seen. He has no service. It's like that just, I'm like, how,

And it's just like a panic attack. And it's like, okay, I'll talk to you in eight hours and hope your surfing in the jungle goes well. I know. What do you do? Put headphones on and take a nap. No. And I, yeah, I just have to go about my day and just be like, oh, where's my guy surfing in the jungle? I'm too anxious. I'm going to have to be one of those parents who just doesn't know what my kid is up to. Yeah. It's, I mean, I, I'm going to be the opposite. I think as a parent, like, I just want to know everything, but then I'm going to have to be like the cool mom. So they tell me and it's like, oh, that panic attack. No, I don't know. I don't know.

Yeah, I have to know I'm one of those, but it stresses me the fuck out. Do you think you'll be a gentle parent? I do take pride in my like emotional intelligence. And I hope that by the time I have kids, it will have continued. I will have continued to grow in that department heavily. So I think I'll like, even when I do see moms like,

their kids tantrum and talking them through it like I think I will do all of that like be very emotionally I think you have I think you're very you're not like temperamental like you don't like like snap at people or get like super angry yeah I don't and I think that I also understand the impact of that especially with the child so I would like very much walk it off and stuff but I also at the same time think that like a

A lot of gentle parenting raises like pussies and assholes. Yeah. Like it's like when your kid's chucking a toy car at a stranger on a plane and they're like, oh, Timmy's just feeling too much. Nope. No. No. I don't think that's what I mean. I think I just I was in such a turbulent, like loud, like abusive, like environment that now if someone so much as raises their voice, like even like

at like anything i'm literally like oh my god me too i always say whenever like that specific type of loud shrill yelling will forever remind me of my mother and that's so like i also just weird i just started to feeling like really like oh my god do not like be like that around me and it's crazy because i'm i have a like temper and i like i don't know i feel like i'm like a like angry yeller but no it's like i don't know it's just like

I grew up with two very big yellers, like just always screaming in public, always screaming, screaming, screaming. And it turned me off to that so bad. And I also think that when people say the first person to yell loses the argument, like it's so true. Like it's like, I don't know. It's just like emotionally immature. Like there's no point. But I don't know, at the same time, like my kids like, you know, eating a Tide Pod, I'm probably going to be like, what the fuck are you doing? You ate a Tide Pod. I did eat a Tide Pod. Let's move on to the Patreon podcast.

Damn, this episode was a roller coaster, but like so good. I feel like this was a really great episode and I'm excited for our set to get built. I know, me too. I'm at the point where I just want to get in there with hammers and nails myself because I'm so eager for it to be done. And just the everything costs $10,000 thing, but it's...

Life is expensive. It is coming and we will have a new set and we're so excited. And I just, I love filming your apartment until then, but I understand how setting all of this up is like a big thing. So we'll be everywhere and nowhere all at once until the set is built. But thank you guys for your patience and we'll see you next time.

yeah i have a lot to say still and we're gonna go over to the patreon and cook but we love you guys so much and thank you we're gonna react to yeah patreon we have a lot to react to a lot oh i actually just remembered i have to be naked on our patreon do you know i brought fully see-through shirts because it keeps getting out for the patreon whoever's leaking our patreon on youtube count your fucking days well the thing is is like obviously when people do that

You have to file claims and it takes a while and it still stays up. I'm kind of happy the Patreon got leaked because it's nice for people to see that there is content on there and that we do do things for the Patreon that we don't do anywhere else. And we go to HomeGoods and we talk our shit and we are a lot freer on there. I think I'm going to be naked on the Patreon. I forgot. Are you okay with that? Okay. And it's not even a sexualized thing. I just think that...

It takes a while to like file the claims and whatnot. And like, I could just get ahead of it. Just get ahead of it. YouTube's not accepting you. You think you're monetized? Think again. Yeah. So I think that my tits are going to be out while we react, but that might be wild. Tits out for the Patreon. Let's go over there. We have a lot to say. Bad baby, Alabama Barker, Ash Trevino. I was going to say we're coming for you, but like not bad baby. We love you, bad baby. We are not coming for bad baby. We love you guys. Bye.