117: BROOKE ADDRESSES HER PLASTIC SURGERY CANCELLATION - Ep.117
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Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. Enough! I know it's so out of control. The girls who get it, I thank you, but it's brutal. Hi!

How are you, chicken? I am better than ever. How are you? I'm also better than ever. I'm having a great day. We just, it's so funny that we, I mean, you especially, like you made a Coachella collection with White Fox, right? And like, me too, I just never thought in a million years I wouldn't be going to Coachella. And we just went to like a Coachella gifting suite.

took corsets and like we're gonna wear them on tour we're not going to Coachella I know have you has the FOMO set in for you at all okay I'm not gonna lie to you I've been doing really good I've been really strong I had to decide that I was going to treat myself with something for opting out of it and I decided that and you kind of inspired me you know you said blefchella right

Oh, yeah. We'll get into that. And we'll get into that. But I decided I'm going to get myself a couch instead of Coachella. So I just keep – I keep – couch-chella, if you will. I keep envisioning myself on this couch and I'm like, this is so good. It's a lifelong piece. Like, you're going to get this couch. It costs the same. It's whatever, right? Yeah.

And then today I was, you and I filmed a YouTube video with your White Fox collection doing like a little haul. And I was editing it. So I'm already kind of in the mindset just looking at these outfits, whatever. Mario Selman comes over and he's like,

The tale is all this time of me being, sorry, of me being a Bloomingdale's. Like everyone just comes over and steals outfits for whatever they need. So Mario has a full rolling rack in my closet and he's grabbing things from sections as if we're at Nordstrom. And he's like putting together all, and Mario's a girl, right? Like maxi skirts and corsets galore. If you will. Yes. And he's like,

And as I'm seeing Mario in all these pieces that like if I were going to Coachella, like I would wear that belt, you know? And then I'm like, oh my God, this is like my Attico boots were out to play, you know? And I was like, oh my God, I'm so sad. And then we go to this gifting suite and like all the girls there are like, you're going to go. You have to go. Like I'm so ready for Coachella. And I'm like, oh my.

Well, Coachella is always going to be there. And what's stopping you from wearing that maxi skirt in London? Those chaps. You have Coachella right now in the studio. That's true. That is true. Literally, even today, getting dressed for this gifting suite, I feel like normally when I'm going to Coachella, I'm like so invested in those outfits and like,

I'm tired that I'll show up to these gifting suites in sweatpants, but then today I was like, I'm going to dress like I'm at Coachella because I can't go. And it's my favorite thing in the world, and I'm really sad. It's my favorite thing in the world too, but like I said, it's always going to be there. And also, there are so many festivals now that we can go to Lollapalooza, we could go to Oceaga, we could go to... I know. Outside Lands or something. I don't even know where that is. Nothing is the same as Coachella though. I don't know how to explain that the air is different, the time of year is different, the drama, the things you witness. I was just...

Have I ever told the Trevi Charlie Sheen story on Cancelled? I think I have. I think you have. I know I've heard it. I just don't know. I can't remember. Oh, you have told it on Cancelled. Yeah, we lost Trevi at Coachella and we found her with Charlie Sheen and he was helping her look for her phone and it was the craziest moment of my life. And I was just telling that story because the White Fox girls were asking the craziest thing I've seen at Coachella. And that was the first thing that came to mind. I was like, oh my God, the lore gatherer. I just feel like people...

lose all sense of who they are when they go to Coachella. People go balls to the wall. They do. You get stories for years from like literally one single weekend. I do miss it. I'm trying, like you said, I'm like kind of trying to talk myself down from it. I'm like, no, no, like it's...

it's going to be fine. Like, it's not even going to be fun. I will say like, you know, when you like, when you can't go to something, so you want like no one else to be able to go to it. Oh my God. I've been telling everyone it's the worst thing in the world. I've been telling people that like, that's what's happening right now. I'm like, like, and thankfully, like I'm getting more people telling me like, oh, I'm not going this year. Then like, I even thought, so I'm like, oh, perfect. Like none of it. Nobody's going. I agree with that. This is the most I've ever had. Like where like so many of my friends aren't going. So it does make me like feel better. And maybe that is just like getting older and stuff, but it's like,

Oh my God. I just, I'm going to really be struggling this week. I know. And I love Lady Gaga and I love Post Malone. Ed Sheeran. Post Malone. Ed Sheeran too now. And I love Ed Sheeran. Darling, I will love you. The clip of Jake. When your legs don't work like they used to before. Like, ah. Ah.

That's my favorite thing in the world. It's mine too. He gets the best clips. We got to be funnier. I just, yeah. I'm always struggling with that. He's funnier friends than us too. I'm Adderall'd out today, so I'm a little robotic. And it's just been a day already. I had to fire a security guard of mine today. Do you want to tell that story? No, I'm not going to tell the story on the pod. But just men everywhere are disgusting. And I was like shaking, seething, throwing up today just at a reminder. It's just like every time you start to...

gain hope for the male race. One guy does some ass shit. And it's like, oh, yep, there it is. One step forward, three steps back. Truly. Like what my girl Olivia said. It is just fucking crazy. Like, I really...

I'm always finding myself in a situation where I'm employing someone and then they are doing the most diabolical shit on the job. And it's like, do I just have like scam me across my forehead? Or do you think it's permanent karma for like TanaCon? No, I think it has something to do with like kind of like the nature of what you do. I feel like people assume like... Not that like what you do is unserious, but I feel like you would assume... Like working for like Rob Dyrdek or something, you would think like you have like more...

I don't know why I feel like I just... No, I get it. I'm running like a whorehouse fantasy factory and then they see the... I get what you're saying. Like people see my demeanor so then... They don't think they have to like show up in the same way that they would for like someone more serious. They don't think... Michelle Obama. Yeah, and it's so crazy that the only way a lot of times, especially when hiring men, that people take me seriously as their boss is when I'm a fucking bitch. And it's like I'm not... You know me. I'm just not a bitch by nature. Like I... To...

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I just wanted to make a joke. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Especially like I'm overly kind. I go above and beyond for the people who work for me. I will never like, you're never catching me with some de jure allegations, right? Like I'm, you know what I mean? And it's just like, I don't know. I'm just discouraged today. Yeah. I'm sorry. That sucks. Like it sucks that a crazy woman-

can't always be a boss without being a bitch. Well, it just sucks. Like when you, obviously you don't want to be put in that position. So it's like, I get frustrated when it's like, why are you like, I hate doing that. Why are you making me do this? No, exactly. And it's just, yeah, I just caught this guy doing some really scary shit to some of the women in my life who live with me or come around or whatever. And I was like,

No, and it's it just like rubs me so the wrong way to where it's like you're not doing that to me. So you think you can get away with I'll kill for the women that I love, you know, and it's like not at my house, not on my fucking property. What the fuck do you? It's horrible, but I'm happy you laid down the law and no one's going to do it to you again or those alike. So it's just funny because well, I mean, I don't know if I should say this, but it was a security. Did I say that?

Yeah, you did. The job is just kind of like show up with gun, sit outside, be very scary. Well, not only that, but the job is keep us safe. Don't make us feel unsafe.

Oh, yeah. Well, don't even get me started with that. But I'm just saying sometimes you get some characters, right? And like we've had this happen more often than not where like they'll be the security guards because they're there 12 hours a day and then they switch and then someone else comes. So then it's like every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I see this same guy and they come in the house to use the bathroom and they order their food and you know what I mean, whatever. And they'll like all of a sudden just want to be besties or like, hey, can I go down the street for some food? No. Like.

Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. Oh, you better overeat. It's two lakhs. Yeah, and I'm like, what do you mean? That's how people get robbed. Yeah, and it's just, I'm like upping my security once again. I'm like, I want my house on some Fort Knox shit. This world is a scary place. So it's like, I love living in a building for this reason. The great rewards hunt is on. So join the adventure with DraftKings Casino. For fun seekers, follow the trail to huge jackpots, weekly bonuses, and exclusive games.

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A little bit of a Karen moment recently. And I know that might shock a lot of people. But, okay, listen to me. I've already been kind of having, like, I don't want to say issues with my building, but, like, I don't like the way that my building is run in some ways. For example, my favorite...

got fired and he was an angel. He was outstanding. He was like, he was literally so good at his job and the reason he got fired was for showing someone footage of their car getting robbed and like, because, you know, like it's a liability and they don't want like, for legal reasons, like the person who got robbed to be able to see the video or something like that. But he,

He got fired over that. And so I've been like, Oh, that's brutal. Exactly. And so I've been like stomping my feet around. That's the worst anywhere when you have like a favorite employee anywhere that you're a regular at, especially where you live and like someone gets fired kind of wrong. And I've been having issues.

issues in my hallway that I really can't get into because... Trash gates. Yeah, I have some neighbors who are just like really just getting too comfortable in my hallway. And I hate to be a Karen, but it's like, why do you leave a dresser outside your door every single day? And the problem is like, I'm the friendly neighbor, of course. Gotta uphold your reputation. I feel like I'm getting taken advantage of. But...

I was drunk recently. Ooh. And... Like this? There's another person on my floor or another... I don't know if it's a couple or what, but they have cats. Okay? Ooh, already a big no-no. This is Mouse's house. Yes. They have...

crystallized litter in their litter box. Sometimes I just like to get you riled up. I'm like, no! So they have crystallized litter in their litter box and I had a situation recently and I really don't want to go into it. I actually talked about it briefly on another episode, but I had a crystallized litter situation where there was like some sort of chemical reaction. I don't know what happened. You know when you pee on bleach? Yes.

It like makes like chemical gas. Really? Yeah. Like if you like bleach your toilet or something and then you pee on it or something, you like die. Have you ever had discharge like make your black underwear like a different color? That's universal experience. Okay. So anyway, my cats were peeing in this crystallized litter. It like calcified to the sides of the litter box. It literally destroyed my apartment. I almost had to get a new one. I loved calcified. Calcified.

- So I never used crystallized litter again, right? And I've been traumatized ever since because I was scraping with my fingernails this litter box. It was a disaster. - You felt like you were a mouse. - Yeah, oh, I couldn't even look him in the eye for months.

So my neighbors are using the same crystallized litter. Okay. No, no. This smell to me, it's the most putrid. Like it brings me back there because I like, it was such a traumatizing experience. I'm like immediately. It's like war flashbacks. Yep. So I walk into my trash room a couple of weeks ago. And when I tell you it is as if they literally brought the litter box in there and just turned it over and poured it on the ground.

It's like they didn't even try to get in the shoot. Nothing. There's there's litter everywhere. It's stuck to the wall. That's disgusting. It's on the walls. So I'm like, what the fuck? Like it must have been like a freak accident. Right. Wrong.

Day after day. It's happened like five times in a row now where I'm like, oh my God, like it's everywhere. And you can't even when you open the shoe, it's like it's all over the handle. It's disgusting. It's like it's cat piss and shit. Yeah. Clumped together. Oh my God. Sorry. No, no way. So I've been frustrated by it. And the real concern that I have is everybody. We all know Brooke has two cats. So the thought of anybody in this hallway thinking like, oh, Brooke is doing this. Yeah. Brooke is responsible. Yeah. Yeah.

I couldn't handle it. So, I got... I'm like really... I didn't really care that much. I'm sorry. Amish Erin just Googling something 37 minutes later will never not send me like peeing into a toilet containing bleach may cause... Wait, I don't know what it is I'm thinking about. It's like something, something pee on bleach. I don't know. I believe you. It's like pee in the shower or something. I want to go back to that discharge thing in a second. It's like, does bleach come out of your pussy? We should, but... Any whoosie. So, I don't... Who got the wrath? I...

had a few drinks. I never drink anymore. So I like, I'm really feeling confident. And I sent this email and the next morning I read it and I was like, oh no. I love via email though. There is something about using like corporate jargon to tell someone they suck, like circling back on this, kill yourself. There's something nice about sending a strongly worded email. Well, it's, I'm like, if you're going to enforce all these rules and be firing people, then you need to evict this person in my hallway. Okay. Because

Oh, you want to read it? I want to. I need. Or do you want to read it? You can read it. You just have to read it in my voice. Okay. This is like a Harry Potter book. Oh, I love the exclamation point already. We won't say his name. Let's say his name is Stephen. Hi, Stephen. I tried finding your personal number but can't find it anywhere. I turned into you towards the end. I already don't like what you've done with your voice. But I really need help navigating my hallway situation. Okay.

There is someone else on the floor who has cats who needs some capital serious, who needs some serious help. And it is drastically impacting my quality of life. There are people dying, Kim, in this building. It only started being an issue recently, so I'm assuming they are new residents. But our trash room is so filthy. There is dirty blue kitty litter on the walls.

It's all over the ground. It is calcified and caked to the chute. Wow, when you put it this way, though. It is on the door handle and the carpet. I can smell it from my apartment. I like that you really gave him a visual. Everyone knows I have two cats, and I am losing sleep over the idea of anyone else in this building thinking that I could possibly be the poop-a-traitor.

Oh, she had some wine. She did. The Josh was talking. Not sure if you're a cat person, but the litter they are using is crystallized and you could never describe the scent to someone who hasn't experienced it firsthand. Dot, dot, dot. Steven, it will ruin your week. If it were up to me, I think the residents responsible should be evicted and persecuted to the greatest extent of the law.

It has taken everything in me not to tape hate mail to the wall of the trash room. Please, if you care about your residents, which I know you do, help me find those responsible and send them my number so that I can teach them the importance of using a liner in your litter box. Oh, my God. Thank you. P.S. Should get a raise. P.P.S. Should get his job back.

That's right. I'm imagining this man showing up to work 8 a.m. exhausted. I sent a follow up. I sent a follow up. OK, fine. Maybe this was a little dramatic, I admit. But seriously, please, they need a warning. So they got a warning. And then two days ago, it happened again.

So I personally, what that says to me is that negligence. It's negligence. Lack of care. And it says authority doesn't matter. And I can now go on my own time and handle this accordingly. The poop-a-traitor. I said poop-a-traitor. I actually stole poop-a-traitor because in middle school there was somebody who was going to the bathroom and pooping and then smearing it on the walls. And we called them the poop-a-traitor. Nobody knew who they were.

So what did you... You took this into your own hands? I haven't done anything yet. I'm sorry. That was really anticlimactic. No, but I almost think that you have to... Well, I have to process of elimination. I have to find out who has cats. Because also, for example, I had a cat tree I was throwing away the other day. And I was like, if I knew who the poop-a-traitor was, maybe I could go make friends and be like, hey, you want this free cat tree? By the way, I will literally kill you if you ever go in there without a liner in your litter box ever again. Yeah, it is kind of crazy. Because if they used a liner, they could just...

Pick it up, throw it out. But what they're doing is bringing the whole litter box and turning it over and trying to pour it into the chute. Yeah, that's kind of fucking miserable. It's like it's their first time. You really have to play like it's kind of fun. I always imagine apartment living is so fun in these cases where it's like you get to play your own real life game of Clue now. Like, you know what I mean? Whodunit. Whodunit.

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Terms and conditions apply. Hiring, indeed, is all you need. You know what Bebe's doing right now? What? Hooking up with her neighbor. She's hooking up with her upstairs neighbor, and this is a real text she sent me today. I think neighbors, bosses. She said, oh my gosh, I want to prank my neighbor and say he's getting evicted for his loud stomps. She said, can your boyfriend help me make it?

The graphics. It's so funny. She just like...

I have a friend in my life right now who is fucking her boss. And I'm like, these, like, that is too far. Shitting where you sleep is just shitting where you eat, shitting where you eat. It can be exciting in the moment, but then like, when the moment's over. I guess I many a times in my life have let my horniness lead me to horrible decisions. It's bad on the boss. Like fucking my nurse. And now, you know, and it's crazy because you still use her. She rescued me the other day because you gave me RSV.

Yeah. Okay. It's so funny because Ty always gets on me for doing this because like Ty will do something and he'll be like, oh my God, like I got a whole nother –

beer right and then I'll immediately be like I hate when people say whole nother right and like he'll be like that's so rude like you just gave me the info and you texted me the other day and you were like you got me sick like I'm gonna fucking kill you I forget what you said and I almost went on TikTok and I was gonna go on this whole tangent about people who legitimately get angry when someone else got them sick and then I was like oh she wouldn't like that

that like this was you weren't actually angry though like you just inspired my thought first of all I wasn't angry I sent her a nice text that said hey by the way I did a lab test this is what we have you are so manipulative I'm just kidding what did I say pull it up

She led with, I've never been sicker and I'm blaming you. But then you said, ha, ha, ha. And I was happy to know that it was immediately diffused. Well, on the very last episode you guys saw, Tana is sitting here and she's going, I'm deathly ill. I can't believe I almost called out of work today. I had the longest day. I've never been sicker. I've been sobbing my eyes out. And then today I go, she had the nerve to take a photo with me and say, get away from me. You're sick. Yeah.

I go, you got me sick. And I actually was not okay. Like diabolical on my behalf, like truly. Cause it is, I got you sick and hopefully now I have the antibodies. Well, I, yeah, I got COVID tested cause I was scared, but no COVID just RSV, which is apparently like, I thought only babies got that, but it was just, it's like a upper respiratory virus. Yeah.

so brutal for me and you to have right before tour. It's like the sickest I've ever been. - I got it, I was recovering from my eyelid surgery. - Let's talk about the lids. - Eyelid gate. - Can I say something, Brooke Amber? - Yes. - I will always ride for you, but the way I have been bringing up

what's going on as if it is happening to me at any chance someone even brings up a hate comment or anything. I go on a full unprovoked tangent as if this is happening to me with what is going on with you right now. I am your biggest supporter and I'm so ready to delve into this conversation because I've been so frustrated for you this past week. Yes, as you guys know, I did get my upper blepharoplasty. Okay.

my very minor, very unserious eyelid surgery where they take a little piece of your eyelid off. Okay? And I know it sounds... Listen, I get it. When you explain it to any normal person, it's like...

Why would you want to take part of your eyelid off? But it's like to me, it's the same thing as like, why would you want to break your nose and reshape it and put it back on? You know what I mean? Like, why would you want to take all the fat in your body and move it to your butt? Like all of it sounds ridiculous. But for some reason, my eyelids are like way. Well, I also we were talking about in the car. If your eyelids are bothering you to a point, it's kind of sad.

Slightly similar to like getting like a breast reduction because you have back pain You know if you're if you're trying to put some mascara on your eyelids drooping into your eye You can't really see all the way. I don't even want to really reduce it to that cuz I like What blepharoplasty is a procedure for people who do have droopy eyelids that like literally do like affect their vision Or like affect their quality of life they can be heavy and stuff and I did not get it for that reason I got it for a purely cosmetic reason because I want it. I wanted less eyelid and

What bothers me so much, I think, especially being in LA, I'm not kidding you. I probably know, no exaggeration with numbers here. I know people get a little upset when I get my numbers mixed up. Okay. I still couldn't tell you how far away 12 feet is. However, I would say I probably know like 30 people.

who have had this surgery in Los Angeles, like influencers, your favorite influencers, celebrities. I mean, Kendall Jenner has an upper blepharoplasty. Kylie Jenner, Taylor Swift has one. Emma Stone, Megan Fox, everybody. I mean, not everybody. People get blephs removed.

Like people get haircuts in Los Angeles. They really fucking do. And that's not to say that it should be like accepted and normalized and stuff and like encouraged. I agree with that. That's not what I'm saying. I'm more so saying that

I always feel very frustrated for someone, whether I like someone or not, whatever it is, when they're in a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation. Because had you gotten the surgery and lied about it and gotten caught, you would be receiving as much hate about it as you are right now for getting it and being honest. Like there is...

no win. And I think it's just crazy to say, like, I literally saw someone saying like, Brooke Schofield is setting women back 10 years. And I was like, Taylor Swift has this! Taylor Swift

Taylor fucking Swift! And I'm not even trying to throw Taylor Swift under the bus. I'm a Swiftie till I die. But like... No, that's... The point is like... She's the most influential person on planet Earth. So it's like... It's just so crazy to me. And like if anything, you being honest, I do respect more. I know that there's the constant debate of... And I just... I also think that it bothers me so much because I think if Ken Urich or Alex Earle did it, it wouldn't be the same thing. Do you know what I mean? Like it's...

people, it would just be their fans kind of being like, slay for being honest and like, see? All of the things. It's like, yeah, I never even thought twice about sharing because, I mean, first of all, if there's one thing I've never done, it's pretend to be naturally gorgeous. Okay? I have spoken about every single thing I've ever done to my face. Filler, Botox, arm lipo, boob job, like now upper blepharoplasty. Like, I have always been honest about what I've gotten done and I don't care. Like, that's my personal choice. And then I'm seeing like Ari, Kimmy,

And Kitsia, the Bop House girl, talking about all of her surgeries and all of her comments are like, wow, thank you so much. Like more influencers should be like this. I think it just bothers me so much because societally, the overall consensus on TikTok is people saying we want these girls to be honest about the surgeries. And then the second that they are, they're fucking out.

shit on. Yeah. I think it's like, I think the nature of the surgery was the reason that it got a different response. Cause if it was like a nose job or something, I don't think anyone would have reacted this way. It was because like no one sees people cut their eyelids off. So it seemed like something I just made up out of nowhere and did myself. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I know. And I guess we have to remember that like, I'm not kidding you. I hear a girl once a week be like, I'm going to the gym and then I'm going to community goods and then I'm getting an upper blast. I was trying to make, I never want to make it sound like, no, everybody's doing this, but it's,

It like doesn't seem crazy to us because we do see people do. I would say that 55% of women who make up the beauty standard in today's traditional media have potentially had a bleph. Yeah. I would say it's, it is that it's damn near as fucking common as like a lip flip. And it's like just wild to me to see the way you're being crucified. Because again, had you just hidden it like, Oh,

The Jenners and the Swifts and all the people of the world. You'd be in trouble then too. And how come no one's mad at these traditional celebrities for chopping off their eyelids and wearing them like earrings? I don't know. And I really do just genuinely think there are a lot of influencers who could do it and wouldn't get the hate. Even seeing the way...

People are currently crucifying Remy Bader for waiting the year to talk about something and saying that they wouldn't be. A lot of people's specific take is that they would not be mad at Remy Bader if she talked about it off rip. And then here you are talking about it off rip. That's what kind of upset me about it. Because like everything, like especially the conversation around like certain celebrities, like Madison Beer, for example. I'm not like just calling her out, but people always say like, oh, she's had all this work done and she won't be honest about it. And the conversation is always like,

If she was just honest about it, like no one would care, but she lies like blah, blah. And I'm like,

Like, I literally have never even thought to hide something at all. And it was just, like, immediately the largest, most extreme reaction I've ever, like... No, I saw a TikTok with a million likes. Like, as if you were, like, the face of a million likes. Like, I'm not even getting word for word. She goes, I'm all for women doing what makes them happy except for Brooke Schofield. I'm like, wait. Okay. Like...

Here's the thing. I just think if they're going to try to make a movement around you, then like 97 people need to line up like the Squid Games and be called to the stand as well. And that's why it's frustrating. The answer is, like, because it's like, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to not be honest? The answer is we want you to be honest but also not do anything. So it's like at what point is it like, okay, so now I'm just – you're telling me what I, like, am not allowed to do with my body. It's just strange. Like –

I don't know. I personally... I'm glad that this is something I really truly thought about and slept on for so many years and wanted to do and was so secure about it. Because had this been something I was kind of going back and forth between, I would be so upset right now. Because the comments literally... On the video of me having already had it done, my eyelids are sliced. All the comments are like, you looked better before. This is so sad, scary, disgusting. You look the same. Are you guys okay? Also...

Like it is a very another major point I want to make is like, had I not said anything, none of you would have noticed. Like, no, I feel like it's so the same. Everyone always says like, oh, I'm doing it for me. But like genuinely, like when people are like, you had nothing to change. Like, it's hardly even a difference. I'm like, that's the point. Like, I am doing it like so that I can do something easier. It's like literally the most minuscule difference.

And it is just so wild to the amount of people like BBLs when BBLs have like a death rate. Like it's a very like... A BBL is the most like extreme dangerous, dangerous surgery in the world. So more people die from BBLs than any other surgery. Like, and oh my God, it's just, it's, this is like, it's more dangerous to get your tooth pulled. Genuinely. I think it all just comes down to... If you want to do it and it would make you feel more confident you have one life, I do understand that.

you know, pushing the beauty standard and whatnot. But it's like, I don't know, dude. You see, it's so wild. Like, our jobs are on camera and all people do is pick apart how we look. And like, God forbid, you want to do something to make yourself feel more confident. And it's like... One girl, swear to God, commented, she's like, this is so ridiculous. I can't believe you did this, blah, blah, blah. And then she goes...

And I just Googled your age. I can't believe you're only 28. I literally thought you were 45. I go, did you just judge me for getting plastic surgery and call me old looking in the same comment? Like, this is why I feel like I have to do it. But yeah,

Point is, listen. No, they're going to hate when I pop out looking like Donatella Versace going through a wind tunnel, like a golden retriever out the window. Like, I'm going to look like this. No. The thing is, I get what everyone's actual message is, which is like, we don't want to push it on little girls and stuff. But I've never been somebody who's like,

Like nobody's looking to me to like be the good influence on like young girls to love themselves and stuff because I've always been someone who's gotten things done. I haven't always been like a super like secure person. I've changed a lot of things about myself like and I'm not ashamed of it, whatever. Then you get the comments that are like,

Well, your daughter, like what about your daughter? She's going to be born with your eyelids. Think about the amount of families who get their daughter. There were like six girls at my school getting nose jobs for their 16th birthday. I was like, damn, can y'all adopt me? I know, and I really thought about it. I'm like, what if my daughter, like it is sad that she doesn't have my eyelids, but I'm like, honest to God, I just, like I'm hoping and praying that my daughter. I want to adopt just so my child doesn't get my OG nose. I just hope my daughter's more focused on the fact that I have a huge fucking rock. Yeah.

I just, it's so wild because the flip side of the coin is then you have the daughter worshiping Kendall Jenner for being so beautiful and comparing herself. Why don't I look like this? And like, whatever. But then Kendall's had this,

an upper blepharoplasty, right? And it's like... And other things as well. And it's like... That's the problem is that people think that they can achieve this naturally and like I didn't. People can. There are people who are just naturally beautiful but I... Like not that I wasn't. I never thought I was ugly or anything but like I did not achieve how I look naturally and I'm... God forbid you try to tell someone. I guess I see...

The overall message of where people are coming from, I just do not appreciate seeing you be made the face of it. I think, like I said, there are so many other people who would then have to be called to the stand for perpetuating so many narratives. And also, like, but I don't even mind because it's like, if it's going to happen to anyone, like, who cares? I, like, make me the face of it. But, like,

let people live like let people do what they want I would never say something to somebody for getting like tattoos all over their body or making their hair blue or whatever it is like I don't care because that's not me that doesn't affect me yeah all negativity aside I love my new eyelids it

It's interesting. And I even just wonder how this conversation will be received and if it will just like continue to piss people off and like whatever. But I just, yeah, I just don't think it's fair. That's what it is. I'm sure what people are going to say and like I get it to an extent is that like the points going over our heads like and it's in the patriarchy and stuff. And like I understand that. But like don't make me the example. I don't want to be the one to set the example for the patriarchy. Yeah.

Yeah, that's my takeaway is that it's just unfair. That if you're the example, then so is like every other bitch. And it is so interesting how certain things are held to different calibers. Like boob jobs are completely fine. And things are just so different from person to person. A lot of people were like,

like seriously you're gonna do like a surgery so that you can do your makeup better but like my job is to be on camera and be on stage so like yeah if I wanted to get a breast reduction because it made wearing clothes easier because like you know I was a model or something like everyone would get behind me on that it's like it just is it's really I don't know it's strange and also like and I did not do it because anyone's criticized my appearance at all I did it like I truly did it because it's something I've always wanted but like

The same people who are mad at me are the people who are like, you look a million years old. You look horrible. Like what happened to Brooke's face? Like blah, blah, blah. So I'm like,

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I almost wish those people saying all these things would imagine being in your position, like, in that way. That, like, if you didn't get it, people are going to comment on how you look old and how you whatever. If you get it and you tell people you're a part of the problem, if you get it and you hide it, you're a liar. But then if you don't get it, you look like shit. Like, it's like, do you know what I mean? It's so interesting. I don't think there's really...

a winning I don't know I win because I have the eyelids that I want to have all right and now I can do it I literally I'm telling you I first of all obviously they're not ready yet I literally still have my stitches installed I got my regular stitches out but I have like the long stitches still in that's why I wear my glasses but you can see I don't know if you can tell but I'm going to be able to do the thickest most

You know what you should do that would be really funny? If for like two weeks straight you were online with like the most intricate graphic designer looks. Like you should have Alexis Oakley over putting fucking Mona Lisa on your like starry night across your eye. Wait, Alexis also got a bleph like openly and nobody said a word to her. Oh yeah, I guess that's what I was thinking.

I'm just, I don't think it's fair, but we've exhausted the point at nauseam. I think the people who are going to agree, agree. And you need to just live your best life with them lids, girl. Well, I achieved exactly what I set out to achieve. So honestly, fuck y'all. You should go take a photo in front of Lids the Hat store, like a lid storefront and just post it like, new lids, who this? Yeah. It's just like, it's not, I don't know. I live and die by my prior hooded lids. Yeah.

Hooded lids are beautiful. I love hooded lids, but I couldn't do a winged eyeliner and I love a winged eyeliner. I love when I'm looking like this and you can see a wing. No, I'm talking like we're international and then like we're in France. So you have like the France. Yeah, I want to have the Eiffel Tower going this way. That's what I'm saying. You need to do it all. And honestly, I'm going to do it on you and we're going to make a little collab series out of it. And I love you so much and I love your eyelids and I just don't.

I just don't think it's fair. I'm so happy in like four more days, the bruising is going to be gone and I'm getting my long stitch out and then I'm going to be ready to go. And I love blefchella. Let's be so real. Blefaroni. Okay. Did you see Rain Disick on live? Not to just immediately cut to like something. So, well, no. Hello. Did you see Rain Disick on Instagram or TikTok? Hello? Hello?

Did you see Rain Disick on TikTok live? Wait, on YouTube? All that in?

Yes, I did. He was on Alabama's Boyfriend's TikTok Live. Yes. And he's on live being like, Justin Bieber isn't my dad and like talking his shit. Just what kind of conversations do you think Kourtney had to have with Alabama after that? It's got to be lawless over there, right? Like, does she just go in the room with Rocky the baby and then like they, you know what I mean? Like Trav and then like he's playing guitar in the corner and everyone else is a free for all. Like guitar. Yeah.

You know? Drums. Sorry. I'm sorry. How was that my only takeaway? I'm sorry. I don't know. I guess, yeah. Well, you don't know if Justin Bieber is your father or not. Maybe he does. Rain, I don't think, if I were you, I would just let that one slide because that's amazing. That's an amazing rumor to have spread about you. You know, in some rumors, you're like, I'm going to let that one keep going. Like when people thought I was dating Glenn Powell. Let's keep that going. It's so fair. But it's just like,

We've got Alabama having all the boyfriends over and then like rains on the live. Like in what world too, did we think like send them over to Scott's maybe like, you know, it's like,

I just, I didn't, I don't know. It felt like... Do you think that there's something else, like, going on in the family right now that we're being distracted from? Oh, like someone just had, like, a secret baby or something? They're putting the Barkers on the front lines. They should run back that Meet the Barkers show, but, like, today's edition. I've been seeing all the TikToks about it. It's just, like, I don't like it because he's a kid and it just feels like Alabama kind of does...

circle in all these new people constantly so it's like how long has that guy on the live known reign to then be having him debunk who his father is on the fuck I just it was just wild to me I was like no way it is pretty crazy I just know I just would live to be a fly on the wall and just hear what Courtney would like her reaction to that because you

Because you know she's told them kids to get off live 75 times. That's the thing. I do know the Kardashian-Jenners, all those kids had very strict social media rules. Well, and it's just like, God, I would wish that my kids' obsessions were like CapCut or something. Something in post. Like I would be so...

that all of my kids' fixations were being live. Oh, that's so scary. Even just, like, I'm thinking about my own damn self. If I had a kid and my kid was like, Mommy, I want to go live. And I've got...

you know, just ever, I don't know. There needs to be like, what's the, you know, on like certain channels, they have like a kill button and it's like, it's on like a five second delay. Exactly. Like, it's like, even when like, like Ty Collins loves going live and I'll be like scrolling through my for you at night and I'll see Ty like out at a club live and it like,

Like, that's just like my friend and I'm getting stressed. And I love time more than anything. I'm just like, this is being drunk on live. And obviously I've done my fair share of that too. So I'm not talking shit. That's why there's so many Ash Trevino clubs. Do you know one time-

I've been really these days for some reason hyper fixated and just reflecting on the dizzy wine era. I think as I'm coming out with these pickles, it feels a little similar. All the things I'm having to do, like the PR boxes and the trial testing and having all the people in my life tested and like whatever. And obviously at one point in my life, I was doing this with wine and dizzy wines were, this is actually perfect that this is here for reference, were this big exact, I think literally 6.5 fluid ounce, like the exact same amount.

this big and four of them equated to a bottle of wine which looking back is like I might as well have been selling Norcos with my branding on it like that is not okay and like we would have everybody constantly testing them and just like anything like the pickles right now I have a hundred of them in my house so I'd have like thousands of cases of fucking wine in my house and

And I've just been looking back at that time of my life and it's like I was so fucking messy because I was literally shit-faced. There was a time where I woke up at like 9 p.m. I went downstairs. I finished a case of dizzy wine myself. Oh, I remember this. And I woke up on live. I woke up on live. I remember this. It was really – it was naughty. Imagine –

The anxiety and the stress to wake up on live. I woke up on live. Like, oh my God. And Chris and Paige, I remember they would not let me live it down. Obviously. It was dark time and I was in the depths of Reddit at the time. And I remember them just having a field day. It was, oh my, I remember, oh my God. It is so funny how much

I would just get in trouble during those times. Like, everyone would be like, Reddit is really upset with you. Like, I wouldn't read it, obviously. And, like, I just, I would get in so much trouble, obviously, just hammered, shit-faced. Shit-faced. Yeah, I'm really happy you're out of that era of your life. I'm trying to think of other, like, other dizzy mishaps. You know what's funny, too? No, I had something. I drank, like, two dizzies, and I think I, like, went to the hospital or something. Oh. Yeah.

I remember I was like, oh my God, I can't drink those anymore. It just tasted like wine though. That's the thing. It didn't taste exponentially like strong. So it would like really fuck you up like on some surprise shit. You know what I mean? It's funny. The other day someone commented,

on my pickle thing. And they were like, another failed business venture. Okay. Hurt my feelings a little. And it's true. I've had a lot of things that I ended up doing and then just deciding they weren't for me and like whatever. And it's funny because Dizzy Wine was so successful. Like it was truly making so like it was doing so well. You know what I mean? I was kind of reinvesting back into it. So it wasn't like crazy profit, but like

I could have continued to do Dizzy. The number one reason I stopped doing it is because it did not align with my life anymore. Like, had I continued to have that brand, I would have died. Well, I love that because it's like, had you been still pushing this alcohol and you're sober, I'd be like, bitch, I'm not buying your alcohol. Well, and there was no way to. I would have just had to continue to drink it. And it was killing me. Even just the Dizzy parties. Like, the next day I would wake up every time we had a Dizzy event to like nine influencers texting me like,

Almost as if they roofied themselves the night before. Nobody ever came and... Even if you had won, you were drunk as fuck. There's an infamous photo of me and Bebe at your Disney party and I'm holding her hair and she's puking. And we had just gotten there. There was one night where I was dating someone and I had a Disney party and I invited every single ex-boyfriend I'd ever had. Funniest thing you've ever done. No, it was like... I'm pretty sure you were trying to put them in a... You know when you bait a fish together and they fight? Yeah.

She was seeing all of them at the same time and she invited all of them to the same party. And she was entertaining all of them. It was amazing. No, I think I hooked up with like all of them that night. And it was so funny because it was like a rapper, a cowboy, a TikTok dancer. There were so many. But that's how they don't suspect each other. Yeah, it's so true. She'll have them talking to each other. That is so true. I like used to live for that. Like inviting two guys I was dating at the same time and watching. What kind of sick shit?

and like watching them kiki and then I take photos of them together and they'd be like why are you taking a photo of us together and I'd be like oh no reason like I just like your outfits and it's like too obvious for that like oh god you're so good no it's it was just like brutal even like right now we're working on all the graphics for tour and at the end of the show we always kind of do a little a little montage a little wholesome you know just like

Like for the last one, it was kind of all these clips of you and I like loving each other and just like, you know what I mean? And we play it and Hannah Montana, you'll always find your way back home plays and everyone sings along. And it's very sweet because the canceled viewers like feel like they're kind of, they've been a part of this journey. So it's very sweet. And this one, the whole theme of this show is kind of how far we've come as people across this journey. So this one,

the ending montage is straight up like us blacked out cutting to like talking about anal cutting to me being like, I'm sober now. And like dizzy party, like tracks out fucking whatever to like, let's go to home goods for Patreon. Like it's actually insane how far we've come.

I don't know. I love it. I'm happy. I'm happy we're not there anymore. Me too. It's just like, what do you mean you woke up on live? Woke up on live. Don't look into it. Don't try to find it. Oh my God. And I would like... And whatever you do, don't try to find that video of her at Thanksgiving. Oh my... Well, we all know what I had for dinner instead of food. It's just like, it's insane. That's... Oh my God. That was bad. I think Thanksgiving gate. No Friendsgiving has ever been...

I had to stop having Friendsgivings because it's like we'd make all this food and then nobody would eat it. We'd make a thousand jello shots and everyone would just be shit-faced. Yeah. And it was just like... There was like a violent altercation at one of our Friendsgivings. I forgot about that. Yeah, he's in prison now.

Who did he fight? I don't know. Dylan. Oh, my God. I forgot about that. They were fist fighting in my living room. Yeah. And you like nose dived into the fight? No, someone elbowed me in the face. And then Ari's like, Brooke, why are you jumping in? I'm like, I'm not jumping in. No way. That's so, that is insane. Like Thanksgiving, be thankful, wholesome. Like, and then there was a fist fight in my living room. Yeah. And it was like, that was the same too. It was like Lil Xan and Bryce Hall and like. What a time. Yeah.

It's so insane. That's like crazy. We've lived so many lives together. We really have. I measure it in the houses that you lived in. Like this was this era. This was this era. I agree because they're all very different. I brought a new dark energy to every single house I lived in up until the last two. Got my shit together. Yeah, now you're slaying. Yeah, so wholesome.

But whatever.

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Terms and conditions apply. Hiring, indeed, is all you need. I have bad news. Me too. Oh, you go first. No, you go first. No, I've been talking too much. No, I think you go. My friend is dating Pete Davidson. She looks a lot like Hailey Bieber to me. Yeah, she's very beautiful. She's gorgeous. And she dated Benny Blanco. She did. It's so funny the way the internet just celebrity all of it. It all ties together. Everyone is one person away from one person. I have

I have a problem. What's your problem? So, you know, I'm in my new grown era, right? And with that comes a lot of things, you know, just being more responsible with everything, including my finances. And I don't like to do it. You know how I feel. It stresses me out. But I've been making my new bit, you know, kind of keeping up more with my bookkeeper, texting her, hey, you know, just what's up? What am I spending the most money on? Which expenses are really high? Where can I cut certain expenses? And she's like, you know, Tana, you're doing really good lately. You're spending much less money on books.

neon leather chaps on, you know, I prayed for that and private jets and all the things. But here are the things that I do think you're spending a little bit too much money on. Just let me list my expenses. In 30 days, I spent $8,300 on Uber Eats. $1,295 on DoorDash. Have you no shame? In one month.

In one month. Okay, where... First of all, where are you ordering from? Dude. Javier Caspia? Like, no. That's the thing. I have nothing to show for it, Brooke. I have nothing to show for this at all. And it's like, I was trying to blame it on inflation, but I think I'm just inflating. I'm like, literally, I don't even know. It's...

She was like, if you hired a private chef to be at your house on salary, you would save a significant amount of money. Like, that's crazy. Wait. Are you sure someone else isn't locked in? I mean, I do feed a lot of other people a lot. You know, I'm going to try to accredit this to my generosity, but I'm going to tell you something. When I go to bed at night, I know it. I'm not that fucking generous. You need to make a budget. Yeah. Yeah.

Or imagine if you had parental locks on your... Yeah, that's the thing, though. It's like, Uber eats everything. Like tampons and Sudafed and fucking paper towels and toilet paper and water bottles and all the things. And I do them all separately. And I'm accrediting a lot of this to the fees of it all. I don't think it's the prices of things. I think even if right now I was ordering something for two hours from now, I would order at priority. And it's like...

Okay, that's stupid. Do you, like, if you needed tampons, would you go to, like, CVS and just order tampons? Yeah. See, that's, yeah, that's fucking you. Because I, like, literally, I will sooner bleed out than, like, buy one thing that I need. If I don't need three things, I don't have an order. No, and you're so fucking right. And it's like, I also pay people to be my assistants. It's like...

Someone's on a salary, maybe send them to a store. Maybe... It's just so... You know that it totals out to like $300 a day. That's just ridiculous. For $300 a day, you can keep a blonde American girl overfed with MSG. Imagine what we could do for Marianne with $300. I know. And it's... Again, it's like... It's no-home munchies and it's hot Cheeto elote and it's chicken fries from Burger King. It's not even like...

like I would feel more satisfied if it was fucking like no boo. It's like, where is it going at this point? It's like, get, get back on Manjaro. Like that could be a good financial decision. Literally like just financial decision aside, like Manjaro would save me $5,000 a month. I, and it's so crazy. Cause it's like, I realize how insane this sounds. And it's like, I battled with even bringing it to the podcast, but I think that especially in light of Anna Paul and like a lot of other people, I'm,

I just hate when an influencer pretends, you know, like I'm going to tell you the truth. Here's how I awfully spent my money and I'm going to be better and smarter and like,

I learned a valuable lesson. I feel like it's in the same category as, like, Forky's and shit. It's like, oh, my God. Like, gluttony. You are in a nice position, though, like, where you live with several people. Like, I used to always think, like, oh, I can't grocery shop because it's, like, it's hard to cook for one person. It's hard to grocery shop for one person because, like, everything, like, goes bad, whatever. But you have, like, a whole family living with you. Like, make fucking dinner. I realize, too, that I'm... And I need to, like, work on this mentally, but...

I'm always leaving for something like work related. I'm all, I'm usually always like, Oh, in a week and a half's time, I have to go somewhere to do something. So then I tell myself like, don't buy groceries. They'll go bad. But I'm just in this perpetual state of like, Oh, I'll do it when I'm home for a while. Like I'm never going to be home for a while. So it's always like, fuck myself in that way. It's the same. Like, I don't know. Like, do you, well,

Well, just you, nevermind. You would not know the answer to that. I was going to say like, do you ever like go to get gas and like, you don't fill up your tank all the way because you're like, oh, I'll do it later. But like you literally have never driven a car. At all. Well, I have driven a car a few times, but it wasn't good. But yeah, touring I think puts you in this constant mind state too of like, I'm going to be gone. Therefore, like all...

you put off a lot of things because you're like, I'll do it after tour. That's how I feel about cleaning my closet right now. I'm like, well, I'm about to pack for tour. Why would I clean to just pull it all out again? $8,300. I should be on a TLC show. It's truly despicable and you need to be punished. Yeah. I was going to say, speaking of despicable and go on this whole tangent about minions, but it's like, you gotta have something better than that. I'm newly into holistic medicine.

Okay. They're kind of minions. I don't know. Healing my gut naturally. Okay. Instead of taking iron supplements, I have upped my beef intake. That is all. I feel like if I could do any diet, it would be like a meat-centered situation. I could for sure do that. You know that bitch who had – wait, she's probably super nice. It literally stung. Yeah, no, bitch. I don't know why I talked to you about that. Bitch.

With the cutting board and she just has the steak. I think she's honestly flexing her wealth on us. But every day she's just fucking ripping into like a new T-bone steak. Like...

Every day. On TikTok? Just like a teenager. You would be on steak talk. I'm on steak talk. I do think like there could be money in beef merch. I think we could put like, I love beef because it's, it could be like, I love beef or like, I love beef. This is where I go to my constant pits of you needing your own merch. I actually would, I would wear that. And I do love beef. No, I don't. Well, I'm afraid. I don't know.

I don't know. I think you should have Mouse and Murphy on shirts. I think you should have... And that would just pay for their vet bills, so it's kind of like an even... Like baby teas in exchange for constantly visiting the open concept veterinary center. Yeah. I heart beef. Something about labias. Those could go together even. Okay. I'm afraid that I'm making labia my bleach and tone. I'm afraid that my labia is like my Benson Boone backflip. Yeah.

I've got to shut the fuck up about it or it's going to become my signature like really quickly. That is true. I love my large labia, by the way. And you know what? That's what I say back to all these plastic surgery shamers. I talk so openly about my fucking I wave my labia. Sure, you could have just gone and gotten a labiaplasty. Yeah, and bitches are cutting them off left and right. Literally left and right. Not me. I'm sitting on mine right now. Fuck you.

This is something I never thought I would say in 2025. What is it? Can we call Lila Gibney right now? Yes. Wait, should we give, should we give, like, should we,

explain the situation first. Yes. But what if she just tells us no? I don't know. Okay, yeah. She's not going to. So Lila one time was on a trip. Who was she with? I think she was with Michaela Testa. She was. She was with Michaela Testa and Alexa Delanos, I think. And they were in the Bahamas or like somewhere tropical and beautiful.

And we were all in a group chat at the time. And Lila sent the group chat. She was like, you guys are going to die. Well, no, I have. Yeah, I have 40 cents in my bank account and I've overdrafted $8,000. She goes, I just paid literally $3,000 for the most insane, insane, insane,

Like you're going to die. Like we're deep diving in the ocean, like scuba diving, photo shoot, full photo shoot, professional photographer. And we're like, Lila, you have no money. Like, what do you mean? You just spent $3,000 on this. Like these better be Met Gala level. And with her whole fucking chest, she sent us the photos and I pray to God that she allows us to share them. I just want Lila to be in on this. Hi. Hi.

I'm calling you live from the canceled podcast. Okay, Lila. The other day... I know, this is new. It feels nostalgic a little and...

I just want to let you know that, you know, you are the funniest person alive. And that is something that we're never going to negate. Okay. And the other day, we were going through our camera rolls. Oh, no. And we found the photos of you scuba diving. With the sharks? Yeah, remember when you paid thousands of dollars? No, like I want to say $30. Oh.

Like, I want to say I hit negative. And I want to, like, show them on the podcast, but I don't, I didn't want you to, like, see the clip and think that you weren't, like, in on this. Like, I wanted to get your permission. My permission is insane. Um, wait, my permission to do what? So show these photos of you scuba diving on the canceled podcast right now. Like, when I'm, when I'm drunk? Wait, what time? Like, just think that, like, you...

Oh, the underwater one. Yes, like you really led with foot. Yeah, I know. And then I'm not going to lie. I want to say, I don't know what it was. I want to say like, do you guys remember this? Like I think my like nipple was out in one of those. It got my Instagram deleted. Like I literally paid 3.8 for shitty photos and no Instagram. The funniest part of the whole thing was you thinking the photos were like literally top notch, gorgeous, perfect.

We're going to go and see if I have a check. It's just, it's so good. It's so good. We were going through our camera rolls trying to like write this live show. Also, Lila, do you remember when I tried to pay you, when I tried to pay you $50 a day to come on the canceled tour? No, I want to say it was less. I want to say Brooke told me it was like $14.99. And everyone was like, Hannah, that's unethical.

I vouched for you. No, Brooke was right. It's actually crazy to think. It's like Tana, like you got to pay her more than that. It's just, and I was like, this is a great deal. Yeah, and it just made no sense. You ended up getting paid more as a masseuse than talent. Yeah.

Well, Lila, I love you. And I just I wanted to just give you a little ring and let you know that your scuba photos were a topic of discussion over here. I don't even think I have the photos. We'll send them to you. I'm putting us all in a group chat. I love you, Gibney. I love you. Bye. Bye.

Dude, I miss her so much sometimes. Me too. She's just so fucking, like, it's like, it's so good. The foot. $3,800 is actually, like, truly diabolical. It's got her Instagram deleted.

And it's got to be. It's like... But, like, this is so relatable. You know, when you're younger and, like, you found, like, photos of, like, Jay Alvarez and Alexis Ren and you've got an underwater camera and, like... You think you're recreating that. That's what this is giving. And it's funny because even how I was just talking about, like, is my security not doing his job karma for TanaCon? Like, you know she did something on, like, Depop where, like, that $3,800 was, like, fully justified. Yeah, that's for that guy's $80. And I know how people...

I can already see the people now. Like you guys are going to be back together in a second and like all these things. And it's not that I just think that,

Even as you grow with people or with or without people, like, you know, let's say we've all kind of grown and our lives are a little different. I can have appreciation for her bringing a level of comedy. Like, that's insane. Like, to go negative for scuba diving photos. Like, that week was the funniest week of my life because of that. And I have so much appreciation for that. And I'm just, I'm rooting for her no matter what. There's nobody on the planet. She even, she made a TikTok, like...

I want to say a week or two ago where she was kind of just opening up about struggles with sobriety and different things. And I was like, dude, like I texted her. I was just like, no matter how close we are, like, I'm so proud of you for,

you know, taking the steps on these journeys and I want nothing more than to see her thrive and win, you know? And like now I can look back so much. So at like all of these things and like they're just, no one will ever bring that level of humor. Like that girl needs a reality show. So bad, but she'd be destroyed. But like, so what? Like if Paul American, like,

Like, Paul American should honestly have Lila Gibney on for an episode. Like, come on. I'm pretty sure she's, like, got a restraining order. Or, like, Jake Paul has a restraining order on her or something. Really? Yeah, I remember, like, I got kicked out of the team 10 house for being juicy. And I remember things like that. And it's like, oh, wow. Oh, my God. That was so crazy. My 21st birthday. Jake was supposed to come.

And then he was beefing with Lila and Cole, and it became this whole respect thing because I invited them. And it was Armageddon. It was truly a tale of two cities.

The Paul camp and the Lila Cole camp. And it was, oh my God, Jordan Morona smacked up in the middle. Our lives are funny. Yeah, that's, oh my God, I forgot all about that. And I was crying like someone died. And like looking back, it's like Jake Paul didn't want to go to your 21st birthday because Lila Gibney was there. Like you'd stop crying. Like, oh my God. So good. You just realized your business needed to hire someone yesterday.

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While I'm giving flowers, I guess, I don't know if I was really giving flowers. Actually, I was trying to give Lila her flowers. I'm proud of her for posting that. Well, I have a few things, actually. I did just want to give Kayla Malik her flowers. Like she, I'm so proud of her online, just coming at this man so hard. And finally, you know what I mean? Like, that's so fucking sad to be in a situation like that. And like,

It's wild because every time I see this now, especially it lights such a fire under my ass. She talks about this man being so abusive to her. He broke her jaw. He was strangling her. And you know what's crazy that I didn't know until all of this is that when a man, when domestic violence gets to the point of strangulation, the chances of him killing you go up by 700%. 700%.

100%. Like his name is Evan Johnson. And it's like, I just, I want to say his name. That man deserves nothing but prison. And I can't believe she had to go through all of that. And it's so crazy. You always say you don't know what someone's going through and all those things, you know, and it's wild that she was still being so bubbly and fun and light online while the heaviest shit was happening in her life. But still, I see so many comments where it's like,

And from women, too, where it's like, I'll see a video that's about her domestic abuse situation. And the top comment is like, I don't like her, but yada, yada, yada. Like, it's or like, I know Kayla's crazy, but yada, yada, yada. And like, just still this like...

air of like victim shaming and blaming because people do not fit the case of their perfect fucking victim. It makes me so mad. Like I sent her voice memos, even just being like, dude, I'm so proud of you. You're gonna help so many people. And she was like, essentially saying to me, like you inspired me to be able to do this. Like if you type of thing, you know what I mean? And it's like, it's so crazy how often you just see these crazy girls being like,

shun to speak up because they're crazy because society still does that shit. Like, nobody asked if you fucking like her or not. Yeah, and like... It's so frustrating, but I don't... Like, I don't see it ever stopping. You know what I mean? But it's like... I don't know. It kind of goes back to what we were saying before where it's like, it's all a part of a bigger issue, but it's like, it is a lot of like the women who are doing it all the time and it's like we...

how did we get here? And just all of it. Like if a girl is not a perfect angel, then she does not get the full right, uh,

To have the same amount of empathy when being a victim as so many other women would get. And it's so wild. I had a girl recently, a couple, no, actually last night, one of my girlfriends called me and she does, right? And she was just kind of asking my opinion on this. And she was like, I really want to talk about something that happened to me when I was a child, but I can already see the comments now of saying that like, I'm lying about this or I,

deserve it or like look that it just ended up with me doing OF and like whatever. I'm like, essentially we talked it all through and obviously I'm telling her like, it sucks that the world is like that. And like, if you don't feel ready to talk about this shit, don't then, you know what I mean? Cause you, you are unfortunately going to face so much of that. But her end takeaway was like, I'm not going to share what happened to me. And mind you, she has so many fans where this could be so helpful, but I'm not going to share it to me because people won't,

take this seriously or have empathy for me or care for me because I also do OF. It's really disgusting. It's horrible. I just like, you know that I'm like such a ride or die, especially just like with everything that's happened with me about people being

taking any victim seriously even if they're not your perfect girl that out bad shit can happen to outspoken somehow less bad because it happened to somebody who like either you don't like or you don't agree with or who does something that you might not want to do like it doesn't make any sense yeah like like two things can be true at the same time like something horrible can have happened to somebody and they do something that you don't care it's just as bad happening

To Kayla Malik as it is happening to Gabby Petito. It's just as bad happening to Tana Mongeau as it is happening to, you know what I mean? Just like, it's so wild. I don't know. I'm just forever going to ride for that. And I, I just want to say I'm so proud of Kayla Malik because it's like, you're being the voice for so many of these girls. And the more that it continues to,

to happen. And I don't know, just the more that women like her and I speak up about things that happened to them, the more it will normalize that. And I think it's still just very sad societally, you know? I agree. And it makes you think like,

You know, obviously, like you said, she was, like, posting and being bubbly and posting these makeup videos and stuff. And, like, she was getting hate and stuff. And it's, like, how many people is that happening to right now that haven't come out and, like, you know, said something? Like, we're watching it maybe in real time. Like, just be nicer to people. It's so crazy. Yeah, and it is just so crazy, too, that still people take...

somebody speaking up about something and it kind of like going viral quote-unquote as an invitation to then discuss all the things they like or don't like about them like it has nothing to do with if you like her or not and the fact that women everywhere are leading with that like I don't like her but it's like yeah and people are like you know I'm I'm sorry for being rude about her when this was going on it's like maybe you just shouldn't have been rude about her like something horrible doesn't have to happen to somebody for you to have like empathy for them like

it's really kind of crazy. And I saw something else like talking about Gabby Petito actually. And they were like, you know, like Gabby Petito was like the girl who kept going back to her ex-boyfriend and the girl who like didn't listen to you when you said like, leave your stupid guy, like boyfriend, whatever. Like you need to have more grace for people because it's like that kind of shit happens. 100%. It's awful. It's so awful. But I'm really proud of Kayla. And I just like, I absolutely adore her. And I think that, yeah, you don't have to

Like someone and you don't have to say that you don't like someone. You know what I mean? Leave it out of the comment. Like backspace. What the fuck do we care if you like somebody or not? Like just have. And that just doesn't happen with men. It really doesn't. It's never a question when something happens to a guy about his personality and his, you know what I mean? Like, like it truly, I think societally women's personality.

personalities and the way they dress, the way they look and the way they act and the way they talk are factors in how much people believe them and care about them and empathize with them. And it's, it's just crazy. It's, it's so crazy. Like, had I even just in that Cody co situation, had I been so many other girls and said like, this happened when I was 17, I'm like,

You know what I mean? Like it just the conversation would have been entirely different and so much bigger of a conversation, too. You know, and it's just like I just I'm never going to stop advocating. And I just want to say I'm proud of her. And I think she did a lot for girls like us. And I love her. And I hope Evan Johnson goes to prison. I agree. And I'm glad you said prison or worse on a literal on the flip side of the coin. Well, I don't know if I should actually go into this conversation completely after this.

Because I'm kind of going on the flip side of the coin here. Like, just, I guess I have to tell you what I'm talking about. But have you been seeing Katy Perry and Gayle King and their press campaign for their excursion to space? No, I knew Katy Perry was going to space. And I just, I have a serious question. And am I fucked up for saying this? I don't know yet. Did we not learn from the whole...

Titanic, scuba. Oh, the submarine. Like what's wrong with just being on land? Calabasas, Katie. Why are we going to space? Like I understand astronauts going to space. Do you know that also just you want to talk about 10 years back for women? She was saying like we put the ass in astronaut. And like the thing she was saying were like a man wrote it.

I need to find it. Hold on. I think when they talk about, like, going to space, I think it's, like, right outside our atmosphere. Why? Why? I don't know. I just saw that thing about, like, that girl getting... They got stuck in space. Like, they meant to go for, like, eight days or something. Yeah. And they accidentally went for, like, nine months. And then Donald Trump was just, like, talking about her hair. Checks out. It's... Oh, my God. It's so insane. I just...

I don't like going through TSA. I don't like turbulence on an airplane. Imagine the fucking sedation. I understand it's brave and it's cool, but then why? Like, just to come home, like, I went to space? Yes. And I sang, you're hot, then you're cold. You're yes, then you're no. Like, if I was Oprah, I'd be like, Gail, stand down. You don't need to, like, Oprah's probably got people up there. You know what I mean? Like, Oprah's probably, like, got Gail covered. I guess that is really true. Let's...

Wait, Lauren Sanchez? She's my friend. Yes, Claudia.

We're going to put the ass in astronaut. Lauren Sanchez is not my cat. She makes it so hard to be a kitty cat. She's seriously indefensible when she does shit like this. Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez are committed to wearing glam that's out of this world. Oh my God. I'm vomiting. This is actually setting women back. This is awful for women. Listen, they are getting ready to blast off into space on April 14th. It'll be the first time anyone has ever journeyed to space in full glam.

No, this is seriously so embarrassing. I identify as a man now. Like I want no part of this. I'm humiliated to be of the same gender. Katie said, let me tell you something. If I could take glam up with me, I would do that. We are going to put the ass in astronaut. She's given us no choice. We have to leave her in space. Like these women going to space and only focus on their looks. That's like this.

like this is something a man would write. This is insulting. This is so insulting. This is how like men think of us. I'm humiliated. Lauren says we're going to have lash extensions flying in the capsule. Oh no. Oh no. This is really, really bad. Like seriously, jail for everyone. Sorry, Gail. See, if I was invited on this and I saw like my fellow passengers were doing this types of press, like I would actually give my seat up. I need somebody to really quickly get together an all female crew and just send them up so that this group of. I mean, I.

Like, I get it. There's something camp about being full glam in space. But like, what PR team approved this? And why are we leading with that? I kind of like, I'm choosing to believe they're trolling us. Like, I think they're being funny. I don't think so. Like, it's so, like, it feels like they're like joking. Like, we would say, like, when we're like, oh my God, I'm so skinny. I'm going to fall through this, you know, sidewalk slip.

You know, like, it's just so funny to me. Like, we're going to put the ass in astronaut. Like, leave this shit to NASA. That's where she lost me because I know that Katie has more of a way with words than that. And I just feel like it's like, okay, like, Katie, why don't you make, why don't you call Benny Blanco up? Okay?

make the record and shoot a really out of this world music video. Okay. Really get the green screen behind you. Get the CGI. Like I think it would give the same thing. Like if she truly just had like a really out of this world, spacey little music video tour theme, like all I just, why is Katy Perry going to space? Now that I think about it, Katy Perry, you've really exhausted this space thing. Give it a rest. It's just,

I just... Why? Can, like... Erin, can you honestly, like, Google this? Like, why is Katy Perry going to space? I know why. The same reason people fucking run marathons or do triathlons or do shit that we don't want to do because...

They have different interests. I do. We had this conversation when we were talking about hiking Mount Everest that I know there's the caliber of people who's like, I'm going to do the unthinkable for pride. But then when you see the like 8,000 dead bodies on Mount Everest, it's like, maybe check out if you can or if you're capable or not. Maybe. And that's what it feels like to me. Like, yes, you're doing it to say you did it, but it's submarine energy to me. It's like, I just think Katy Perry, it's like,

Get another Vegas residency and bedazzle an astronaut helmet and leave this shit to the Buzz Aldrins of the world. I picture Katy Perry saying... It's Buzz Aldrin, right? Yeah. Close call there. Who's Buzz? Moon guy. I was thinking Buzz Lightyear. See, and then here I am talking shit about her saying, putting the ass in astronaut and I'm going, moon guy. I should have just talked about minions. Talk about stealing the moon. I can tell you really want to talk about whatever minion thing you keep...

So let me just let you get out. No, it's more so just that I was like, I'm not going to bring my Minion jargon to the canceled podcast. And then everything I'm saying has equally little to no substance. The Minions are speaking Spanish. Apparently it's not like two spaces to the edges. Did you ever notice that?

they're speaking remnants of Spanish. They are? Yeah. I kind of like that. If you really pay attention, it's closest. It's almost like Portuguese, where it's close enough to Spanish, where it's Spanish. Oh, God.

Can you guys hear me? I can hear you now, Aaron. Apparently it's not to space. It's to the edge of space. Oh, it's to the edge of space. It's just like... It's just like facetune yourself with hella stars behind you. I'm not kidding. I'm thinking about how much fucking fuel it takes to get them up there. Let's talk about how much fuel your Postmates drivers used.

What? Now you care about your carbon footprint? I'm calling fucking Greta. Get up. We're wasting time and resources. You're so right. You're literally like, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

Katie, you fucking NASA it up. Put the ass in NASA, bitch. I want to go to space. Oh, is that why you're... I want to put the tits in... I don't know. There's no tits in anything. The tits? I want to put the tits in orbit. Or tit. Yeah, that's as close as I can get. Gail, she hasn't aged a day. There's something about Gail King going to space that like...

No, but now, you know what? Okay. I'm sitting here and I'm like, there's... She's going to be wearing this while she's eating freeze-dried ice cream sandwiches with a fucking wing. And it's like, we need people to go study the moon. Can I say something really quick?

Katy Perry is responsible for whatever happened to my eyelids. What? Her having that wing had a direct influence on whether or not I wanted to keep my eyelids. Let's talk about it. We're not ready to talk about that. She set women back hundreds of years. The more I'm thinking about all of this, it's like,

I'm imagining there was a brand trip to the White House, right? And it was like Alex Cooper and like all these people who arguably deserve to go to the White House. And then like if I got invited, I would go, right? And I'd be like, look, I'm at the White House. So it's kind of like, like Katy Perry, like, you know, she might be a little, it might be a bit of a reach to bring her to space, you know, whereas like Gayle King makes a little more sense to me. But then it's like, you know what, Katy, go off. That's what you get for waking up

In orbit. I, you know, I'm choosing to believe she's going to have an amazing time. Shut up and put your helmet where your mouth is. Maybe we'll get a good hit out of it. In 2021, they did it too. With an NFL Hall of Famer, Michael Shrine. Oh. I think there's been cats in space. No way. Yeah.

I wonder if they had crystallized. If you got an offer to go to space. Do you know that I did get an offer to go to space actually? Like a couple years ago. But it was also Natalie Bowling. I remember this was like after party, I think. Yeah, the NFT people were trying to take us to space. And I remember there was a point where I really had to weigh it out. And I decided I just wouldn't. I'm too scared. Would you go? If Tart was like tripping with Tart in the... I can't even go to Bora Bora. Let's not talk about space. Tripping with Tart in the Milky Way. It's just like, that's so funny.

I would love to see some. There are. I would have gone on that submarine for sure. I would love to see like Ken Urich in space, though. The more I'm thinking about it or like she'd be so fun. She'd be a fucking hilarious in space. So I mean, I don't hinge. Yeah. Oh my God. I love her in stories. She's just like BB except more violent. Yeah.

Someone from my life is making a bit of a resurgence, but I think I will tell you about it on the Patreon because this one needs a paywall. But this was a great episode. Blefs, NASA, Uber Eats, Gibney Scuba Excurge. Women don't deserve rights. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Canceled Podcast. Goodbye.

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