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to the canceled podcast. God, Paige has got it. Okay. Hello and welcome back to the canceled podcast. It took everything in me not to do that.

again why why'd you do it the first time i know i don't i don't know i see page and i get like weirder like with you i like you know we're cute i don't bring it out of you you don't bring no you you make me like put it back in but i think that's a good thing like it is you know i just saw a couple or a comment on our on our last episode that said uh it appears we've been to couples therapy i know i really it's actually crazy we were talking about this today and i was like

I wish you could tell the girls during Dwarf Skate. Like I was telling her how we just filmed a YouTube video and I was like really excited to edit it and like watching it, like smiling, thinking like, God, I love Brooke. And it's like, damn, if you could tell those Dwarf Skates.

But oh my god, I know I'm like scared to see the footage from that time. Like when that was going down in J-Rad was like recording the WWE Smackdown and we were like running room to room like really bad, but it kind of goes along with the whole theme. That's like that. It was like too fresh to ever talk about it. Like now we can look back on it and be like, oh, it was so funny that we like actually low-key like hated each other so much literally wanted each other dead and it's it is funny too because it's like

we would talk about jorts gate but like there was like a cool like four months where we would talk about it and i was still like like was that um eight is crazy yeah okay we're having blends together in my brain i think it was nine is crazy and i said i'm sorry hey you know what's funny is obviously the takeaway from jorts gate truly like we both still see it so differently like there there isn't an answer of like who was right or wrong like i think there was a lot of

Careful. Honestly, don't work you harder. I'm like, don't undo your progress. Right. Well, that's true. But like, it was her idea, but we're having J-Rod make an edit that like makes her look like a saint and making an edit that makes me look like a saint. Like, it's funny that you can edit the footage to be literally like from both of our perspectives, like, like,

how I viewed it versus how she viewed it in video form because it exists that is so fucking funny and then like leave it up to the audience yeah exactly ask the audience what was your like takeaway like what was your main emotion during George Skate well I was stressed the fuck out I honestly think I was a little more team Brooke at the time because I went to the other room I was like talking to Brooke in confidence I was like listen I know she's being crazy she might be in the wrong

Thank you so much for saying that. My cheeks are like literally red. So tough. I'm not. I mean, yeah, maybe I need to like rewatch the footage and really think, I guess I really blame a complete third party and we'll get into this on tour. But like I blame.

Bleep her name, obviously. Oh. But I was talking about this actually with Seth and Brittany today. It's like she was just taking Brooke like a little fucking chihuahua and spinning her up, getting her ready for me to come down. Like she was creating this warfare environment telling Brooke we're not going to get paid if I do something like that. If we're late, like we there's no money. Everybody gets turned away. All this stuff. So in my head, I'm like, oh, my God, we are so late. Like we're about to ruin our lives. Like she had me and says, should I wear jorts?

but she also like went around it so ass backwards because i was texting you being like if you guys are late like the show's not gonna go on like everyone's gonna get fucked but like going to you about it's like text me mind you this bitch was leaving all the merch behind in cities it's like do your damn job and it's just it's crazy too because like being a

is kind of knowing and understanding people's demeanors and I feel like just in what world do you think it's a good idea to like get her livid at me or vice versa before a show like it's like whoa like what the where do you get off yeah and I'm already so anxious also at that

point we were still operating completely as a unit like i wasn't allowed to individually uber to the venue like i had to wait for her yeah and that's so i'm sitting in the lobby like fucking just her even and she instilled that rule like brooke has to wait which is crazy because of our timing differences like the second we just started going separately we thrived yeah because once i'm there i'm like i don't care like i'll go on stage fuck it yeah i forget did george scaly did the blowout fight happen before y'all went on stage no it happened after okay really right

See, I don't know. It's like all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And see, and how am I commenting on something that I literally don't know? I just remember Lila being funny as shit. We were making funny Jorts jokes on stage. And then when you got off, you were so mad about it. I was like, wait, are we actually fighting? Yeah. And Lila was talking about how like a fan invited her to the club. She's like, OK, guys, have fun. I'm going. She was being so funny. I have like the unedited footage from that night, too, because I was blogging.

Oh, wow. I'm excited because like just this whole show being about how far we've all come, like it's going to be so excited, exciting to like review that footage and just like, I don't know. And just thoughts we've never thought of before, like the beginnings of tour, like when we were sharing a room, I've just been talking to Tim. Like what the fuck? You're my assistant and you guys are sharing a room. You know that she just came to that realization like a couple days ago. Like I was like, and remember when you used to make me share a room with Paige every single time? And it's not even that I didn't want to share a room with you. It's just that...

One of you were one of our assistants and it wasn't mine. Dude. Oh my God. That is so not, everything was ran so improperly and I'm so excited to like laugh at that now. It's so, it is so cool how far we've come. It's so crazy. Like the beginning of the tour days, I was the tour manager. Like why was I going and like doing sound check and like hitting up wristbands and like.

Yeah literally that's crazy Literally like doing the powerpoint Like that's insane Well and just how bad Does the person hired have to be For you to have to do it I'm pretty sure Lila was helping out around town Yeah like that's crazy And I was trying to pay her $4 a day That's also nuts Literally Yeah that's so fair Well I mean Fuck I want to like talk more about touring Because I am just so excited This is like

I think this is the last episode that will go live before we're officially out on the road. So, I mean, we've been filming so much, but like, this is crazy. Like, goodbye, LA. I know. Hello, Norway. Hello, Oslo, Norway and Paris, France. I'm like, dude, I'm like,

It is funny because looking back every time we've ever been in Paris, I don't think I've ever once met a Parisian fan. Like anytime in Paris, if anyone's coming up to me, it's people who are traveling there from America. Like I don't think anyone's ever been like, bonjour, I love the canceled podcast. Not once. Like they're just so classy there. But like it's showing in the numbers. So if you're literally...

like even if you're like an hour from Paris, like, can you come on out so we don't have to cancel this show? Like, I'm not even kidding. And Berlin, Germany. I'm like, even if you're in the U S just take a flight. No, I'll pay for it. Just to like fill the feeder. That's what it's going to be. It's going to be like bitches from Tampa who came out. Like we don't have fans in Paris or like in the greatest showman when they hand out tickets outside. Yeah. Like we, we might have, but they wouldn't even want to, I swear the classy, but I mean, let's do a classy show.

Never that. I mean, it is just like...

I don't know. You can't expect to just have fans globally, like selling out all of Australia and like the UK is doing really great. We just added a second show in London. If you're in London and you want to come, please come. In Amsterdam. Oh, yeah. Like to sell out most of these is such a blessing. Like I don't want to hone in on the one show that isn't selling, but like, please, somebody help us. Someone Parisian. How do you say please in French? See, that's our problem probably. Merci. It's got to be like, thank you. Thank you. What's parlez-vous?

Sifu Plat-

Oh, is it Sifu Play? Sifu Play buy tickets! Dude, you know what was crazy? I didn't know you guys had fans like that in Australia. Australia's crazy. I didn't either, but it makes sense if you think about it because it is so similar to America. Just the White Fox of it all. That's how I compare everything because the White Fox girls are so similar to us. Yes, even the other day we went to the White Fox event and all the Australian girls were like, we're coming to the show. We're so excited for you to do a show.

And I was like, ah! Yes. That was British, huh? I think so. But I'm not 100% sure. Australian's hard. Like, nor. Nor. Nor. Nor. Yeah. But like, saying other things, I just go British. When we're in Australia, we need to meet up with the Irwins. Like, Bindi. Bindi. I think it's Rob, right? Yeah. Did you see? Imagine. Imagine.

What? He just did like a, he like stepped out in Sports Illustrated. Rob Irwin? Yeah. I love that though. I feel like weirdly like we were a part of the Irwin children's household. And why is that one of those things? It's almost like there was like Steve Irwin and,

Mr. Rodgers. Godbunny Ramsey. Oh. How are you going to compare those two people? No, like. I need to know how you're going to tie them together. I thought we were talking about like childhood like idols. I'm talking about like even just like Fear of Skunks.

Like things that felt so big. Quicksand. Like Steve Irwin's passing when we were like... That was big Tiger Woods cheating. Yes, exactly. And now just the Irwin kids are all grown up. I would love to hang out with Miss Bindi. I don't think she would love to hang out with us. I don't think so at all. We were talking about this last night because in Vegas, Siegfried and Roy used to have the show with the Tiger. And we were talking about how...

I think it was Roy. One of them ended up getting bit by the tiger. And that was like a pivotal moment in Vegas. Like everyone knew it was on the news everywhere. Cause it was like one of the longest running Vegas shows, but it is crazy. Like, what do you mean every night you go out and do it? Like imagine every night on tour, we also had a saber tooth tiger. I just like, I just like started biting your ankle. Yeah. Like it's like, that's crazy. Like, you know, also it's like live that it's leave the fucking animals alone.

Like leave the fucking animals alone. Put Shamu back in the ocean. Put the tiger back in the jungle. Enough. As you're like, I want to meet a koala. Koala.

Those just like don't seem real though. Those are like build bears. They really are. They are. They're like kind of, they're bigger than you would expect. There are certain animals that I don't believe exist like just in the wild. Like hamsters, for example, like where are the hamsters that aren't in, you know what I mean? Whoa, no, you ain't. Where's a hamster? Betta fish? Yeah, where the fuck are those? Petco. Only Petco. Oh my God, um,

Hedgehogs. Right. Yeah, where the hell is the hedgehog? One time I had a betta fish and he went missing. And then I found him literally dried up and petrified in my Sperry Top Cider. What?

Swear to God. I was like, where did he go? He flopped out and he landed in my show. He just made some frat friends and he wanted to be one of the boys. I don't know. They are suicidal. They're known for being suicidal, which is relatable. Yeah. Yeah, I've always felt connected to Betta Fish. Maybe that's why. I've always had a Betta Fish my whole life. And every time they would die, my mom would just replace it with a new one. We're like two Betta Fish if you think about it.

Yeah. Like they put us in a tank together. We almost killed each other, but now we just swim harmoniously. Yeah. Oh, where are hedgehogs native? I love Amish Aaron Googling something from 10 minutes ago. It's my favorite thing. It's not that he's late. It's that we're late to notice that he's done. No, I know, but it's just like, it's like my new favorite part of cancel. Africa, Asia and Europe. But like, oh my God, we should try to find a hedgehog. What kind of climate do they live in? Yeah, because that seems all over the board. It really does. That's like a, that's like, they're well-traveled. That's like New York. Do you guys remember? Tampa.

And Phoenix. Do you guys remember on tour when I had to have the bus? Well, it was the middle of the night, but I had to have the bus pull over so that I could throw up and I got skunked. Oh my God. I forgot about that. Did you actually get sprayed? Yeah. Well, like not so much so that it was like, like I could get back on the bus and I was okay. But like, it was so funny because she was like, just fuck.

Fucking livid the next day. And there's something so like cartoon character about like Brooke stomping around angry because she got sprayed by a skunk. Like in the middle of the desert I'm already throwing up and now I'm getting skunked. Fucking livid. But just like arguably the funniest thing to be like furious about. Like so real. But just like I woke up and it's like, ah, and you're like, I almost got sprayed by a skunk. And I'm like, what?

That is some shit like straight out of Tom and Jerry. Like, what the fuck do you mean? Yeah, exactly. That's so funny. I'm going to miss the bus on this tour. I'm going to miss- Sorry much. Richard.

Oh my God. Our bus driver, Richard, I have like the biggest, biggest, like one sided. I don't even know. Crush. You can say crush. Trying to think of something that like wasn't totally creepy, but no, but Richard was eating it up with Richard. Yeah. No, I don't think it's unrequited. I think he would have done it in a heartbeat and you guys would like write each other love notes. It was kind of poetic. He left. What did he write?

what was the sweet, he wrote like the sweetest letter the last day. It was like, it was on like a Dixie paper plate. Yeah. He wrote like something like so sweet about all of us. It was so cute. I love him because it was cute how we'd sometimes communicate with him in notes because like he'd be up all night driving and then we'd be like doing our thing all day. So we wouldn't always see him. And then we'd like, Oh my God. Yeah. I'm going to miss the bus so much. And he'd be driving like ripping his box mod vape. Yes. And we'd be like, Oh,

Just going through the back country. Oh, yeah. There were some nights that I really was like, damn, like I'm hitting the ceiling though. Like it was crazy. Do you think any elements of the original tour are going to come back because of the lack of bus, for example? Like the original, when we first started. Yeah. I mean, we literally almost missed a flight today. I was just going to say, Brooke. Did you fly today? Yeah. Oh, yeah. We left Vegas this morning.

That's why I'm not joking. I'm running off two hours of sleep and just pure fucking adrenaline. Yeah, I love it. I got, I got Sudafed and Celsius. Oof.

Propanenol and DC. Both fucking nuts combos. Lethal combos. Like, that's insane. I'm so excited to see Ethel Kane with Paige later this year. Which is why I want to give the sponsor of today's video, SeatGeek, a huge shout out. With over 28 million downloads, SeatGeek is the number one rated ticketing app. There are more than 70,000 events listed on SeatGeek, including concerts, sports, festivals, and more.

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Vegas was fucking phenomenal. I just like anyone with a brain would argue that spending the final weekend before you leave the country for a month in Las Vegas is the dumbest thing you could ever do. Or like also replacing Coachella with Vegas because you want to like conserve energy and like be less dead, like makes no sense. But like,

Vegas is just max consumerism, max fucking dopamine. Like I'm doped out. I'm max. Like I feel, and I feel like because I know I'm not going to go back to Vegas until like September. I like did my big one. I kind of wish I went. It was so fun. And like, true.

Trisha's show I guess we should like talk about that It was like just Amazing I feel like truly I was like There's no better replacement to Coachella Than Trisha Paytas live Like we have Shallow at home You know And it was like The crowd was more fucking hyped Than half the Coachella sets that I saw I'm not even kidding They were like Well that's not saying much Did you see what they did When they brought out Um

What's his name? Something Brian May. When Benson Boone brought out the guy from Queen. Yeah, dead silent. Just dead silent.

Nothing going on. I have so much to say about Benson Boone when we get into Coachella. That happened when Billy brought out gorillas. Do you remember that year? And I'm not joking. The crowd was silent. Me and Kyla were going fucking ape shit. I was like, what the fuck? Like, there's no way. I can't lie. I remember being like, what is this? It's definitely a combination of things. Sometimes you like can't literally can't tell what's going on. And then also like just the element of like. That's my thing. I like can't see half the time.

Like I literally just couldn't see who Billy brought out. But I do just want to say I love Trisha Paytas so much. And I was so proud of her, her Vegas show. She deserves it. She's like manifesting a Vegas residency. And like I could completely see it happening. She made me rap Hefner. How is that? Dude, I saw like kind of clips, but I feel like you kind of like you did what you do. Oh, like I like completely got out of it by like like you did the like who wrote this?

Yes, yes, 100%. I put the mic to the crowd completely. Like, I think I said maybe like five words of Hefner actually into the mic because- All you have to say is fuck on your bitch like I'm. I don't know.

I don't even know if I said fuck on your bitch like I'm Hefner. I know I said like cash come in lumps. I know. I know I said that one. Is that a line? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Which is crazy. Like no one should be rapping the word lumps. It's funny. When I first told Paige, Paige was like, Tana, I could be on my deathbed and ask you as my dying wish to rap Hefner and you wouldn't do it. Like you love Trisha that much. And it's true. But the power that she holds, I'm not joking, needs to be studied. She's so amazing. Anything that we can copy from her show directly? Oh,

Unless we do a full-blown dance routine. No. I'm not going to lie. She made me want to tour music again. There is something like, or do it again. There's just something so nice about having backup dancers and the track playing and people are hyped no matter what. We have dancing lobsters.

If you do certain songs. What about me? That's what I'm saying. Yes. And I look like I'm doing a damn good job, but like I really, I probably rapped like five words and, but it was, it was just like so fun and I love her and throwing it. The like is so funny. No, it was fierce. I'm not joking to you, Brooke. You should have seen the fucking crowd going ape shit for Tana and Tricia announced it in such a way where she was like,

kind of hinting at it but like wasn't making it too obvious she's like who's the most famous person from Vegas everyone's cheering they're like Tana going crazy hilarious Elvis Presley one person I heard one person go Elvis and I was like real but then Trisha was like oh my gosh she's like yeah guys you're right like it's Tana she's like I wish so badly she could be here tonight but you know like she's at home preparing for tour and blah blah blah meanwhile Tana's on her Instagram story like I'm in Vegas literally

Literally. Literally. But Trisha like did it in such a way where like the crowd was like a little psyched out and then she came out and I'm not joking. Like my eardrums were vibrating. I think that I really do like Trisha. Obviously also I was saying no to this. Like she was very much like you have to do Hefner and you know Trisha like so excited and I'm like what if we did Viva Las Vegas? I'm pitching other things like what if I was a part of Shallow and she's just like dying on the hill and like you can't tell her no at a certain point. It's like if she believes this to be iconic

it's Trisha Paytas it's her show that's what we're gonna do and I think I guess I forgot how like even just seeing the TikToks have like so many views and people being excited and the crowd was going wild I was like damn like she ate she was right and like it's also

that you never do it. Yeah. That's part of the appeal is that I cannot believe she did this again. I just saw someone say, oh, I'll never do that song again. I was like, that's Tana and Hefner. It really is. Wait, what? No, you go. No, I was saying to T, we were on a boat one time and Ty, as a joke, took the aux cord and put on Hefner. I'm not joking. I swung on him. She stood up. She goes, who put this on? I thought she was joking and she was like, whoever it is, get the fuck boat. Ty's standing there like this.

No, but then he wouldn't turn it off. No, I think he was trying to. And then he switched to W or something and I swung on him. And I shouldn't have done that. But that really is how much I fucking hate it. And I always thought it was a bit. When she was like, oh my god, I hate Hefner. I hate my music. I was like, oh, shut it. Hefner, there's a lot bigger fish to fry than Hefner. I agree with that. I just...

All of it takes me, it just cringes me out. Like obviously for all the obvious reasons, but I'm learning to embrace that. Trisha's helping me like really honestly. It was a Coachella 2019. Yeah, it was, it was a time you had to be there, whatever. I get that. And I get that it resonates with people for some God forsaken unknown reason. But yeah,

I don't know. It was great. Trisha's ultimate hype woman. She was like, it's like Britney coming out of retirement. I'm like, you are lost. It is like that. I walked into her house the other day in a cheetah set and she looks at me and she was like, you look just like Halle Berry, like and pulls up this photo of Halle Berry in a cheetah set. I was like, Trisha, you were so out to lunch. My ultimate hype woman and...

Yeah, we love her. She's doing something special for this international tour as well for us. And it's so funny because she's performing like Radio City Music Hall this week. How crazy is that? I mean, it's not surprising, but it's like, how do we? She's doing something else so crazy that people don't know about her somehow finding the time to like do something for our show. Just she's the best. She's I love her so much.

And our show is going to be iconic because of, you know, multiple reasons, but her helping. I'm excited. I'm so excited. I'm getting the itch. Can't wait to go. But yeah, Vegas was amazing. It was the best little final send. I'm trying to think of anything else that happened. Brookie, I'm not joking. One of the

actually the craziest moments of my entire fucking life. Last night, we're sitting at the roulette table and it's like, Tana, me, our Vegas pals and we're all just like betting, like whatever. Deed to my house on the table, $20,000 down. She started like liquidating her assets. She's like putting the Van Cleef on the fucking table. She's like, okay, 5K on four, whatever. Worried about you. So she's starting to like get down on her money. Like,

budget is low and she's like what do I do like ask me for numbers she keeps like missing this random man walks up to the table he's standing in front of the wheel no one's paying him any mind he's just going he just goes 21 but he's like yelling he's going 21 21 and I look at him and he kind of gets being like is this the only word he knows like he kind of gets making a whole bit out of it like he knows no other words came up didn't even say anything didn't introduce himself just going 21 21

21 21 originally they're like trying to shoo him away and i'm at the point i think that when you start really getting down on money gambling you i become so delusional i'm like looking for numbers on the exit sign i'm asking strangers i'm like looking like this was a sign that god just said yes i'm not kidding i go tana listen to him like he knows something we don't like he's fucking omniscient like i was like i was like put it on fucking 21 and so she puts on 21 i think he says like two other numbers she puts her things down 21 hits

wheels spins 21 fucking hits every like at the whole casino screaming and then he's not saying any other words by the way he's not betting on the numbers he's literally just yelling even after it hits he's just going 21 he's an

He's only saying 21. And then like, he doesn't say anything else. And then he's like going 16, 16. We do it again and keep sitting. He keeps calling the numbers. This happens like three more times. And then he just walks away. He doesn't bet any of his own money. He doesn't say thank you. He doesn't say hi. You owe him 10% at least. It was the craziest shit out, literally. And we just kept going 21 all night. And it was everything. Maybe it was his 21st.

But like not even playing his own chips, just like helping us out and then just walking away into the like into the abyss. I swear to God, he poofed away into a cloud. No, it was actually, it was so crazy to begin with. He might have just been like a figment of my imagination. I'm so serious. You know how I keep going to places while something that I don't want to be at during like...

The time I'm there is happening. Like first I went to Cabo during spring break. Okay. So insane. I go to Miami. It happens to be music week. I'm like, Oh my God, kill me. Now I get to Vegas and I get to resorts world where I always stay. And mind you, resorts world is usually pretty calm. I do meet some girlies and like people also know I love it. So they'll like come looking for me there now and again. And like, whatever, whatever.

I get there this time and they're having a sorority and fraternity just college convention inside of Resorts World. Was it a convention or was it a weekender? Well, like one of those, I think. Like the trips. I've been seeing people painting their coolers. I literally, it's so funny even when I hear the word sorority, like I do think of you. And I was like, oh my God. No, but it was like,

It was so nuts and just like, oh my God, crazy. But just college was there. And you can tell this. It was just, I was going to say kind of similar to like the 21 story. Something fucking magnificent happened at the roulette table. So me and Tanner are sitting there minding our business. She's playing her numbers.

and this guy walks up randomly. He goes, are you Tana Mongeau? And she's like, yeah, I am. He grabs a chair. Which I hate when I'm gambling, especially when it's a man. It's fine when it's the girlies, but I'm like, and then people will sit down to gamble just so that they can like grill me on shit. And it's like, I'm locked into Black 11 hitting right now. Like, do you not understand the deed to my house is on this shit? Like, mind you, he's playing with like $5 chips. Like this man is just like throwing enough on the table to like be there at the table with her. Me.

So he's like, are you Tana Mongeau? And she's like, yeah, I am. Like, whatever. He starts talking to her. Mind you, I have on a bus down chain that says Tana around my neck because I'm about to go rap. No. Wrong bitch. So he starts like introducing himself to Tana and she's like, yeah, I'm Tana. She goes, this is my friend Paige.

I swear to God, I fucking hate straight men. This man doesn't even look in my direction, doesn't even acknowledge my existence, just goes anyway. So like he's talking to Tana and she goes, this is my friend. Paige doesn't say anything, just keeps talking to her, like at her actually talking at her. I literally go. He tells me he's the CEO of just college. He's trying to get me to do an appearance. Mind you, this man, we're in high limit. The minimum amount that you have to gamble is $100 a hand. He's playing with $7. I'm like, you don't even

have the budget for high limit what do you mean you have the budget for me to do a college appearance and he's just yapping whatever and then what happened I was like page what number right right no but he's like I'm not joking completely ignores me I go okay period like what I literally verbatim I go what the fuck doesn't it's like I'm invisible isn't that the weirdest thing it was so bizarre so then he's like his friend walks up mind you my number in roulette is black for that is my go-to fucking number every single time and

I love hearing her say that. I made her so vague. I know. His friend walks up. I'm not joking. First thing he says is, oh my God, fuck, fuck four. Not like, we're talking about four about to hit. And he goes, fuck four. And then he bets all of his money on 28 and then four hit.

It was so poetic. It was great. And your money was there? Tana's was. Oh, okay. Our money. Oh, that really mattered. Like, they spun the wheel. I go, Tana, bet on four. Just, like, on principle. And it hit. He lost all of his fucking chips. I was like, thank God. Good. I hope he chokes, honestly. And then he came up 19 more times. It was so...

And then he had all the girls on FaceTime. So then, of course, it's like the women are on FaceTime. So I'm going to be nice. Like, I love the girls and the gays. But it was just not now. Of course, a man like that would just run just college. You know what I mean? It's just like interesting. Sometimes the things people say and do, like, I don't understand how someone would think that I would ever like them or want to keep talking to them if they're like blatantly ignoring my friend or just like the things. What happened at the pickle thing where a girl said something to you?

Oh my god, this is like mean. This is kind of mean, but this girl was at the pickle event and it's a group of like Ari, Amari, Ashley, Ty standing in a circle and this fan is like talking to them and I walk over to the group like they're about to take a picture and I was just minding my business and the girl goes...

Oh my God, wait, Paige. She goes, wait, wait, get in the picture, get in the picture. You're the most important one. Oh, I go, oh, that's insane. Like verbatim. I go, that's insane. Like, so something I would say though, just like being an idiot, but I know it's like, even just like, I don't know. It's so wild. The things sometimes that people say when like coming up to you, like, I feel like,

We just had I don't even know if you clocked it But we had a moment recently I don't want to say where we were Because it'll be like I don't know I don't want her to see it But we She was talking to this girl And well she came up to her And she was talking She's like oh my god I follow you Talking to Tana And like It's just us three standing there So I'm like kind of trying to get in On the conversation But like she Same thing Not looking at me Not talking to me And I'm like you know Saying a word And it's the worst Because it's so awkward for me I want to be nice to this person Who supports me But like

But it's like a long time now that they're talking back and forth. She's asking Tana all these questions, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, at this point, I've just accepted I'm not in the conversation. And then finally, she turns to me and she goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't even notice it was you. And I'm like, what?

What does it matter if it was me or not? You know what I mean? Like, I'm still standing here. Like, it doesn't matter if you had no idea. Because she was like, oh my God, like, I'm so sorry. I follow you. Like, I didn't even realize that was you. And she goes, take off your glasses. I'm like, honestly, not right now. Left up. It was so funny. But it just bothered me kind of because I was like,

You should have acknowledged me regardless because I'm standing here. We're all three standing here. It's been like 10 minutes now. It is weird because even if a fan comes up to me or Tana or whoever and they have a friend with them, but the friend's not saying anything or introducing themselves and maybe they don't know who we are, I always make sure to include the friend too. I'll meet the fan or whatever and then I'll turn to the friend and be like, oh my gosh, by the way, my name's Paige. So nice to meet you.

Me too, because I've been on the opposite end of it so many times. You notice it. Because same, it's like if we're with T in public, like fans are going to come up to her and just like talk to her. So then it's like I'm twiddling my thumbs like on the outskirts, which is fine. But it's like same idea. It's like I guess the excitement just probably ruins what like a lot of people would normally have, like normal social etiquette. Like I can't imagine the way I'd act normally.

to Adam Sandler and a group of people he's with. You know what I mean? Like, I do understand, like, 200%. Now that you put it that way, I want to sleep. But even, like, you know what people do? You know what my actual biggest...

Try being an influencer for a day. I have no pet peeves. I love meeting everyone. So long, you know what I mean? The girls and the gays, everyone. But I hate and I don't know you. This just happened to us. It was you, me, and Zach. And then someone comes up, whatever. And they're talking to you and me and whatever. And then they turn to Zach. And they're like, I don't know you. I'm sorry. I don't know you. I don't know you. And like, I don't know you either. He doesn't do the internet. Like, it's, you know what I mean? Like, you don't have to like proclaim to people that you don't know them. And I was saying that my like...

oh my god just my least favorite interaction is whenever I meet a fan and they have uh Larazza Pam Louisiana rich mom and she's standing there telling me over and over and over and over and over again because it's fine the first like one or two times I'll crack a joke I don't know you I just I don't know you I don't know you I don't do I don't have TikTok I hate that I don't know you I don't know you I just like sounds like you want to I don't know you I like I've

because I'll always crack the joke like you don't want to you know what I mean like it's better that you don't whatever but like by the it'll always be like 17 times that the rich mom is like tsunami I don't know you you know and it's like I don't need you to after a while it's like so rude you know it's like yeah like you I got the

point the first three times it's always just never necessary to the conversation at all like what does it matter like I don't know you either I know it's so bizarre it really is after like the fifth time that it pisses me off because it's like fine the first couple times and like parents always do that and like people always do that or they'll be like the friend who does that but like it's so funny it's like you've told me 16 times that you don't know me and that's okay we can meet right now like hi it's nice to meet you I'm still a human being right

It's just funny to me. I don't know. Wait, Brookie, what'd you do instead of Coachella? Did you just stay here? I just stayed here. She left Coachella. Yeah, I've been recovering. But honest to God, I think this was my first time ever. Well, actually, this was my first time not going to Coachella, but I had zero FOMO at all. No, same. I almost got a little bit of it one day, but then I called Bebe and she was in bed and it was like 6 p.m. And I was like, wait, what?

Really? Yeah. Oh, like she left the festival. She didn't even go to the festival that day. And so I was like, no FOMO. Bebe's not even there. Which headliner day? Day two. So whatever that was. Oh, damn. Bebe Miss Charlie XCX. Yeah. Bebe Miss Charlie. That's so surprising. Yeah, that's crazy. But that says a lot as well. I will say like day one and leading up to it, seeing everybody get to Palm Springs and like even just people being at my house, getting outfits and stuff and like,

I don't know, like all of that and seeing Gaga's performance. I had a lot of FOMO. And then once I got to like Trisha's show, Gaga's performance was also like the greatest ever. Like I feel like Coachella hasn't seen something like that. The playing chess with her former self. Like it's oh my gosh. I would rather see something like that, though, like where I can really see it. I wouldn't have even seen it had I been there. One hundred percent. Yeah. Like you wouldn't have known it was a chess board just like watching from the audience. And so like I feel like I was having a little bit of FOMO through that and then

Then I started seeing the surplus of misery TikToks. And I never want to relish in a bunch of influencers being miserable. I wanted to see everybody miserable if I was allowed to be there. Misery loves company. And obviously Coachella has...

All of the things to complain about, but even like the car camping this year, like I just feel like so much went wrong. Very fire festival vibes. Yeah. Yeah. Very Tana con so much. I'm kidding. But like so much went wrong that it was just like, it's so interesting though. Like even, I guess, can we start with the car camping of it all in the camping? Yeah. I have never understood Coachella camping before.

I understand camping, right? Camping's cheap. You pack your tent, you go and you camp in the woods. You're with nature. Why the fuck would anybody want to pay $10,000 to camp? It's hot as a bitch. Is it $10,000? It's really expensive. It's expensive as fuck to

Fuck to camp at Coachella. Even the like... Did you see the fucking showers? Like even that... Yes. Even base level Coachella camping is thousands of fucking dollars. Did you see people bringing tables? Like a man brought like Ikea wax shelves to the Coachella camping grounds. Like at that point... But wait, okay, question. Is there like levels...

Yes. Levels to like the camping grounds. Yes. Okay. So is it like, there's like, you can get like the, like for like $18,000, you can stay in like a tent, like a big, like pre-made tent, but like traditional car camping, it is very expensive, but it's the camaraderie. Like, like this year, obviously it looks like really crazy because everything like kind of went wrong, but like typically it's the best Coachella experience. Like from anyone who goes, it says that they are campers. And it's like, you're staying on the ground to live an uncomfortable life. Yeah.

I'm sorry. Bless your heart, but you will pay $20,000 for a house and you'll still sleep on the floor. So I'm just confused. I guess you're right, but just the showers and the heat. I'd rather stay in a Motel 6 than camp. I know, but it's like a permanent tailgate because everybody's talking to each other and you meet friends and you go from tent to tent. You kind of got me there. You got me there. You're right there. 100% I would enjoy that. No, everybody who I know who's gone camping...

Camping says that they would never do it any other way after having done it. Every single person. I think it would be so sick to like wake up on the grounds. I did it once. But by mistake, I literally like my friends were camping and I was so blacked out. I stayed at their campsite. Was it fun?

a blast damn and mostly because the next i was a pick me or i i am a pick me so the next day i just like loved being able to say like i slept over at coachella yeah i know that's everything though that actually does make like a lot more sense and then what else they meshed vip and artists so all the influencers were up in arms about paying because i if i had to like

I feel like when I pay for an artist band, like 80% of the price I'm paying is so that I can enter and exit without all the chaos. Like just like it makes it so much nicer and like less lines and like all of the things. So to mesh that, it's like how the fuck can there be such a big price difference? I saw some people saying that that happened and then I asked somebody else and they were like, that is literally not true. Really? Yeah, I guess I just saw James Charles like yelling at two times speed. Like Bebe had an artist pass and she was like totally different entrance. Oh, okay.

Oh, so James Charles is spreading fake news. Yeah, but like, so do we often. So like, what can we really say? But,

Yeah, I spread. Although like Stagecoach, for example, like Stagecoach, you can have an artist pass, but like it's not the same as Coachella. Like you still have like a lot of this. It's pretty much the same as VIP, whereas that Coachella like an artist pass like makes a big difference. So I think it might have been like since they are like the same grounds and stuff, maybe they started collabing on some ideas. And like they got rid of the pedicabs because of too many lawsuits. Yeah.

Well, Hailey Bieber was still driving the golf cart, so. Dude, oh my God. I'm not on your team about this, and I feel like sometimes I really want to hold back about it because obviously you get in trouble if you like Hailey Bieber these days, but I do. No, I get in trouble for not...

I don't know. Not liking her. Yeah. I get in trouble for like talking shit too. But I'm with you on this one. I think like who cares she's driving her boyfriend around. Okay. So yeah, I go on this whole pitch and I'm like driving a golf cart is fun. All my comments mind you are you don't drive.

You have a golf cart. I have driven golf carts, but I'm just on this whole tangent that like driving a golf cart is fun, like whatever. And I just think people, Hailey Bieber could actually like drink Aquafina water and people will be like, Justin's not getting you Aquapana and like be up in arms. And I do think there's like some validity to that. But then Paige and Annalie were kind of being like, he's in the back. That's what about the meeting. She is driving the car like she is a goddamn Uber driver. And then there's a clip of him

And it don't make my girl look too good. Like she's going in the front and of a car and he gets in the back. Like there's no way in hell I'm getting in the driver's seat of a car and McCoy was in the back, like requesting the ox cord. Like that is nutty. You know, she's driving and he's like, um, 67 degrees, please. Like, yeah. And it's just, it is like, but if that is true and if that's the case, like a lot of these things are, people are saying, oh,

Aren't we supposed to feel bad for her and not be mean to her about it? Like, we're bullying her for having a husband that hates her? I do agree with that. Like, I do 100% agree that she gets the brunt of...

people hating her for her husband being like a dick to her, which is like fucking wild. And I love Justin Bieber and I hate even like admitting that. And that's, I think where it comes from. Cause even as a believer, I hate admitting that he's not nice to his wife. It's so much easier to blame anyone but him when you stand him that hard, but it's not the truth. Yeah. And just like the whole Haley Selena drama in the first place, it's all because of Justin. Yeah. Like,

And yeah, again, it's like the two women, tails hold his time. We all fucking know how it goes, but. But I'm thinking about like if I, if I was like McCall, my tummy hurts and I really want to lay in the back of the car, he would get in the front and drive. No problem. Yeah.

Yeah, but I don't know if anyone's tummy's hurting. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, it's been multiple vehicles across multiple days. It is just kind of giving limousine service. The one where like he gets out of the, or what is it? He's like running away from paparazzi and he skateboards away and she's running after him and she trips him. If that video existed. You're just a bully. I'm sorry.

Okay. Okay. That's hilarious. And I would laugh if it happened to anyone because people tripping is objectively hilarious. I agree. If that was a video of me, I would jump off the Empire State Building though. Like, oh my God, poor thing. Like, I'm not even kidding. I wonder like the same way how I feel about people playing like Hefner. Like if I was her and someone like brought up that video, I'd be like exile. I hate people. I love them. Yes. Like don't fucking bring up that video literally ever. Like, oh my God, I would die. So,

a firework from Green Day set went off wrong and ricocheted into the artist section. Trevi was like right next to it. And so these are Trevi's words. But like Trevi said that people were fucking evacuating, like that they had to shut down certain parts of the artist section. Can anyone get hurt?

I don't know if anybody got hurt, but I would do anything to see like Tara's World and James Charles running from the shrapnel. And that's just me saying that because I'm not there. I'm being like, oh, Tana, if you were there and this happened the way you would be fucking furious. I would be the happiest motherfucker on the planet because imagine the lawsuit if you actually got injured. Oh, my God. You're set for life.

I like can feel my rage. I would be like if they were evacuating the artist section that I paid to be in because the firework went off wrong. Oh my you know me. I would be fucking sister. I'm not a huge firework girl to begin with. Like I'm scared. We were at Cirque du Soleil last night and someone had a drum and they were like this boom boom and she was like an aerial strike. So it's like imagine if she was there with a firework. I would have been flattered.

on the ground. Flat on the ground. Whatever white crochet I had would be covered in the Coachella dirt. You'd be using me as a human shield. Like you'd be hiding behind me. 100%. Wait, did you guys see the video of Kyle Richards on the streets? Like some girls like attacking her and she hides behind her friend who has cancer. What? Well, what does the cancer have to do with anything? Because like why are you hiding? You're using your friend with cancer as a human shield. Well, you're getting attacked and they might go anyway.

Dude, dude, dude, dude. I mean, I mean. Immediate retraction and I don't stand behind what she just said. My microphone is flaccid again. Can somebody help me with my flaccid? This was a good time for the mic tackle. Yeah, like the mic literally. The mic literally said, Taylor, we're done. Like take the mic away. It really did.

Well, it's like she's like literally in recovery and like I just can't imagine if my friend was suffering like that. I just wouldn't discriminate like cancer or not. You're going to be my fucking protection. You're going to be my armor. Anyways, Trevi said that it ricocheted completely toward Jaden Hostler and Shannon and Justin Horowitz. And I just think that that's such a funny visual. Like I just imagine Justin Horowitz. I love him so much. You know, he was like...

Freaking the fuck out. That's hilarious. I feel like he's the type to just stand in place and just go, ah! Like, not move, not duck, just go, ah! Like, just that is so crazy town. Claro brought out Bernie Sanders. I just think it's iconic. Did he sing? No, and then he speaks. It's just like, it's so funny to me because it's just like...

He's not a musical guest. Like, that's really funny. Like, imagine someone brings out like Bill Nye the Science Guy. Yeah, like, oh my God, one time I was at Life is Beautiful Las Vegas and Bill Nye the Science Guy was brought out by someone as a special guest. But I just like... That's a really specific... I do love an excellent use of like free will. Like,

it's almost just like how funny if you have a Coachella set and you're like, I'm going to bring out Dr. Phil. I'm going to bring out Kamala. Like it is just like, it's so funny to have a politician main stage and just Bernie Sanders. Like if you told me one year ago today, someone was going to bring up Bernie. Did you watch his speech? I don't think it makes sense with Bernie.

Did you watch his speech? No. Can I see it? Well, it was like really moving and like incredible. So it's like not honestly, it's kind of like and it's not sad, but it's not funny. Oh, but imagining Bernie Sanders scanning an artist wristband to then walk backstage is so amazing. Imagine you're just walking by and he's on the back of a golf cart. Like what the fuck? I think props to Clara for bringing him out. Like seriously, it was such a moving speech and like

I don't know. Obviously very moving, very beautiful and like amazing work. I just think again, yeah, like imagining Bernie Sanders on a golf cart, like so iconic, so hilarious, so incredible. Oh, I love him so much. Oh, that is sweet. Look at him. Oh,

Oh my goodness. I love him so much. He's like with it though. Like he went on this past weekend and like. No way. Yeah, he was probably getting down at Brat Cella. For sure. He did that all day. Oh my God. Like I have so many questions. Did he stay for the other days? Did he go to Charlie XCX? Like did he get a popsicle? Was he at Revolve Fest? Yeah. Like, oh my God. It's just everything and more. I really actually do love it. Do you know that guy, David D4VD? Oh,

I don't care. Oh my God. I love this video. Can we please play a video? Is he the one that like did the flip? Yeah. Yes. Well, didn't do the flip actually. No, no. Oh my God. The way I would never get up again. Oh my God. Honestly, you know Benson Boone was backstage like doing some mind control. Yeah.

That's the thing is Benson Boone has everybody thinking they can be flipping and it's so fucking, here's what I will say though. I think it's like kind of iconic for him in the sense that it made his performance much more like memorable and viral. And like, I was just saying that I was saying this about Benson Boone's onesie because like people were clowning it, but I'm like, what?

If I were him Or if I were anybody Like I would love to do things That like make people talk That like aren't negative You know what I mean Like god forbid you wear a onesie Well god forbid you faceplant on stage I love Benson Boone's little flips

so fucking some of them are big flips he did one very big flip I'm surprised he still has both patellas it was off like a two story building and I love that he keeps he like started on the ground doing a back tuck then he moved to off a piano now he's going off two stories like Benson Boone is going to be flipping successfully off the Empire State Building like and landing like a cat before we know it like it's

I just imagine how much like what a huge loss he would take if he ever like tore his ACL. Oh, my career. But I'm really at the point where I feel like he's going to flip out of a fucking helicopter. I'm obsessed with it. I'm obsessed with how committed he is to it.

And I just love it. That's crazy. And mind you, also, it's not like Benson Boone makes like, ooh, ass music. Like he is hitting that full vibrato mid flip, like singing beautiful things is like the hardest song to sing as is. And he is literally like back tucking mid air. I am like, I'm obsessed with it. And a lot of people hate it. Be like, I don't care. But that's, that's a good example of what I'm talking about. It's like,

if that's what people are talking about, then like slay. I know. I just, I feel like a lot of times I bring up how much I love Benson Boone's flips in real life. And people are like, no, it's like, stop it, whatever. It's so whatever. And I'm like, listen, we have one life to live. Life is short. We're all going to let people do it back. People cut their eyelids off. Yes. Yes. And I think he should be like literally the biggest artist in the world. I really do. Yeah.

I think we could get Barney Sanders on Cancelled. Yes, definitely. Yes, I actually do think so. We totally should. Like, imagine. He would be so fun. I would just love that. We're like gay son or thought daughter. We're like, so how do you feel about an upper bluff? He's like, I had one. Alex Earl got in, not a fight, but a tiff with a woman at Coachella because Alex was dancing, doing her big one. And then I guess like the woman was a bitch to her. And then...

Yeah. I have a whole take on this. I actually just made a TikTok about it like a few hours ago. Dude, I swear to God, I think that they should take...

person who goes to Coachella and just split it in half and just categorize it between the people who want to rage and go crazy and the people who just want to chill and observe because that was me last year when Lana Del Rey was playing. Wasn't it Alex Earl? Isn't that funny? Oh yeah she was like right next to us. Full circle Paige was like Paige was Alex Earl in this situation like flailing during Lana. Me and Ty were taking each other and spinning around because it's like you smacked the highlighter off Patrick Todd's cheekbone. No I didn't and I'm tired

the fake news i was there i saw news fake news no but no but that's not a bad thing like you have such a point there should have been an observer section and a rager section because also it's like if i'm watching my favorite artist i'm gonna like let loose completely i'm enjoying myself and like that's how i want to experience the concert and also it's like i'm looking around and i feel like the energy around me is so fucking dead and everyone's just sitting there like this

Not singing, just watching, which is fine. And like, that's your way of enjoying the concert. But for me, I'm like, oh my gosh, no one's enjoying it. I want to be around people who are also like going crazy and singing every word and like having that same experience. And then also the people who are just observing, who are witnessing me being a catastrophe are probably like, get this bitch the fuck away from me.

Yeah. So it's like they should honestly have a section for people who like want to rage and go crazy and then one just for people who want to chill. I agree with that. I feel like I've been both of these people like in this scenario. I've been like the person who's literally like, I can't believe you're ruining my experience because like you have to be doing a Benson Boone backflip in the fucking crowd. And also like... Yeah, I've definitely been both, but I'm so much more of an observer. Like at Coach, even when you and Ty were doing that, like drinks kept getting spilled on my shin and I was like, oh my God, like I just, oh my God. But in reality, it's like,

That you're raging And you're doing that I wish I could be that So bad Like even just seeing Alex Earl be like People don't dance anymore And whatever Anytime I dance I feel so Performative Yeah And like Really? Yes I'm kind of the same way Like I don't I just Well just If I'm truly like Really enjoying something I'm almost always like Just staring like In awe The only person I'd really go crazy for Is like

I don't know. Honestly, I don't know. I can't help to hit like a little one, two step. Like if I'm hearing a beat, like I have to know like a little boogie. And that's everything to me, though. Like that means you're feeling the music and you're naturally doing that. Like if I'm dancing, if you ever see me dancing to music, literally ever just know in my head, I'm like, OK, wait, I'm going to swing my arm up and then now I'm going to move

my leg like this. And especially like being perceived like I can't imagine how you feel because like people are recording. You know what I mean? And I feel like I'm doing an eight count. Like truly I'm like okay now I have to sway my hips and now I have to because naturally I don't want to move. Okay I guess that's the difference because for me it's so natural and it's like I want to like boogie it up. Yes like and I wish I was that girl so bad like so fucking bad. I have to know every single word to want to boogie. Like I don't ever want to boogie unless I'm like

Like so obsessed. For sure. Like, oh, wow. Like I just got someone posted a video of me at NASA Barrett. And I like I was so mortified because first of all, BB is like we're just absolutely like busting down. And I'm like, I'm literally like this. And every comment was like, Brooke is having a horrible time. Also, like so much of it is that my bones hurt. Like even just it's the same thing with like roller coasters. Like if I'm dancing, I'm like, oh, my God. Like, ow. Like this is exhausting. This is cardio. Like I just want to like sway. And Coachella is so exhausting. It's Ehlers-Danlos. Yeah.

Yes, which is a very real disease that I believe in. What is that? Is that? Do you know like the situation where someone made a TikTok and like diagnosed Tana with this new disease? It's not a new disease. No. It's very prevalent and a lot of people have it and they suffer silently. Basically, she took a bit like...

She took me discussing every single symptom that I've ever had and put it together in a compilation. The top comment is like Tana would be in a coma if she saw this like because it's it's putting everything I've ever said about all the things I like feel ailments together and saying you have I have this disease and I think you do too. And then of course she sends it to me. Oh stop. She got so mad at me for sending it to her. So now you're spiraling like oh my God I was up till 5am like joking around. I'm like oh it's

probably not even real like i've never heard of it like joking around and i'm getting cooked because people are like she's downplaying everyone's experience yes and so it is very real and it has a life expectancy of 48 and now i'm aware that i might have no but that's like that's that's the there's versions to it there's levels to it now i've looked into it because i i wanted to be educated on it and i think you have the more mild version which a lot of so you think i haven't i do

Wait, can they test for it? Like, what is it? It's just like people, they don't diagnose people with it a lot because it's like, it's like one of those things that like you have to like literally ask to be diagnosed with, I think, because they don't really like think. Oh, yeah.

What is it? Elmer's glue? I think it's Elmer's. Apparently, I don't know that much about it. It's called Ehlers-Danlos. Ehlers-Danlos? But a lot of, like, I thought it wasn't that common, but, like, the comments on our episode were like, I have this. Everybody has this. Wait, wow. Yeah, I mean, it's every symptom. It's, like, even down to, like, how I always have to sit on the floor. Like, there's a name for that. It's something with your cartilage, like, right? I don't know. I thought it was with collagen.

So does it cover all of your bases like coughing? Insomnia. All of them. Frequent peeing. I'm proper for you. Yeah. This makes sense because whenever I see you like this, I'm like, yeah, she's got it.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. When she's sitting with like this. No, even last night. Difficulty concentrating. There's so many. Even last night at Cirque du Soleil. Genuinely, we were sitting there in the seat for like one hour and I needed to like get up so bad and walk the aisle like a dad. Wait, right there. Scoliosis, thin corneas. Do you have thin corneas? Actually, I don't know how to see that. Um.

Bowed limbs? Oh my gosh. Do you know for a minute I was like weirdly attracted to people who had bow legs? Maybe that's why you like them. No, it is a thing. I knew this girl who was bow legged and I was like jealous. I was like trying to figure out how I could make it happen to myself. Oh, well. Guys who have like kind of slight bow legs, I'm into it. Slight. Especially if you're tall. Yeah. Okay. I'll mention up with the Google. I love that.

I'm sorry I went off on a tangent But I just had to acknowledge That it is very real And you are valid And you are seen Yeah and I might be A part of your community Any fuck you are You are Yeah we need to separate The ragers from the non-ragers And everyone will Just be so happy And everyone will have A great concert experience Because everyone will be With like-minded individuals Yeah You can always just walk away Like if you're by somebody Who's like doing something You don't want to Like be around That is the thing You can't like

be a bitch to someone for yeah at all festival like at the end of the day like it I do understand the disconnect and I very much am the observer and sometimes I'm like oh but like at the end of the day I know that it's like it's the same thing as so many things it's like walk away yeah you know what I mean yeah Alex Earl hit me up we'll have so much fun yeah you guys could hit your rage the devil works hard but Harry Daniels works harder I just feel like I I don't really have like a

to what I'm saying right now, but I feel like I saw at minimum 17 videos of Harry Daniels singing at people at Coachella. Like he is so fucking impressive with it. Kris Jenner should employ him. I'm not kidding. I would just not anything to have that level of like confidence. Oh yeah. And,

And like drive. Like after I sang it, like fucking Yo Gabba Gabba and Shaboosie, I'd be like, yo, I'm done. Like I'm going to go. Like you have to really sit an artist and like. And just wait it out. Yes. Yeah. He really found everyone. And like just handling that.

or the awkward, like, I think Dixie D'Amelio verbatim said to him, like, I've had nightmares about this moment. Like, she literally said that. I get that. I didn't see her video. He was singing, sometimes I don't want to be happy. And it was amazing. But it is just like, so funny. He's saying it's Shibuzy. I love Shibuzy so much. I don't know if I've ever gone on the record to say that I'm Shibuzy's literal biggest fan. You know, me and Bebe went to dinner with Shibuzy. What? I didn't know.

What? Story time. We went to dinner with Shaboosie. I don't know if I want it to be a story time. No, mini story time. No, it was just funny. He performed at an Aloe event and we left. Yeah, it was like... I'm a

Bitch is doing Pilates And he's like Someone pour me up A double cup of whiskey It was He was It was He was like It was so strange But then they were like Do you want to go to dinner after And Bebe was talking to him And she was like What's your name And he was like Shaboosie He's like You know my name She's like Your name is not Shaboosie Is Shaboosie like that You think he's a little like No I think he I think he warmed up to us But I would be really disheartened As a fan To be fair I don't know his discography at all I only know Someone pour me up A double cup of whiskey But I just love him

Like, and like, even just the name Shibuzy. Like, I just, it's like everything. Like, I wish my name was Shibuzy so bad. No, he was really fun, but it was like, I can't even remember if he actually went to the dinner or not, but he was. I would do anything to go back in time so you could say my friend Tana's a really big fan. Yeah.

I just love when Harry Daniels finds people that like match his energy like Alex Cassani did you see hers well she is like I swear modeling is her side hustle like she is a fucking entertainer through and through oh my god her ability to match like people who have that ability to match anyone's energy is so impressive oh my god I need to chop it up with her should we need a martini with that girl so bad I would do anything to hang out with her but she's just like she's too cool for me so I'm gonna leave Alex Cassani alone

Even just oh my god Her chicken shop date Did you see Cause Charlie had the camera to Alex and Quenlin And Gabrielle And then Kylie was like behind them and hiding Kylie's so real for that Like you know had she tried to like catch the same vibe As them people would have cooked Like which sucks cause Kylie's the it girl Like she's everything too But just like the way people like love Those fucking it girls She literally dropped to the ground did you see her

Kylie did. Yes, she dropped to the ground. No way. So that she wasn't on the camera. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's sad. Yeah. The Apple dance. She dropped to the ground and Timothy was right there. So I would have been down there too. I had a dream about him last night. I'm so parasocial with their relationship. Like I, oh my God. I, and I can't say anything I want to say, but,

like literally at all like if those if the words I want to say came out of my mouth it actually is like muzzle stat podcast over me too and Kris Jenner would have a head out on me oh I mean I'm wait who's Demarion here oh I'm I want to me

Oh. Yeah. But I love them together. I love them together so much. Happy free. I love him so much. Like, yeah, it's just there. I can't even. The video of them like making out like I'll sit there and like watch it. Like, oh, I don't. You're holding up. Like, I just like it's not anytime I see a video of Kylie and Timmy interacting. I'm not watching it once. Like, I'm like, yeah, hammered by it. I love it. Let's stop while we're ahead. Yeah. Stop. Stop.

Stormy lock screens. Stormy lock screens. Yes!

has everything to do with Timmy yeah I didn't feel that way about her and Travis yeah like I know I think like now in my brain I'm like okay they're a cute couple cute couple and like it makes sense to me and like all the clips I see of them interacting together I'm like wait they love each other yeah and they're and like I watch the lip readers I literally watch the lip readers like I have to know that I have to stop I love when people comment though like what do they even talk about I'm like you don't know them I know like you don't know what that person even wants I also always think about the fact that even just like

Stassi Baby and like Victoria Villarreal and like fucking Carter B. Like they're all so funny. You know what I mean? Like so funny. So it's like

She's funny. You know what I mean? And she was so funny on Vine and shit before the internet made her stop being funny. Yeah, the internet ruined Kylie. It sucks that people diminish her to not being whatever. I was going to talk about this girl, Brie Olsen, coming up and confronting Josh Richards, but I don't know anything about her. I don't either. I just know we don't like her. Yeah, she lives at my old house, which is funny. And I think at one point she was online saying she was still getting my mail, which is like just...

funny. That's all I know. I haven't bothered to learn, but I know we don't like her. It's the bad mom bucket, right? Yeah, I think so. What happened? I literally do not know. I just know this woman is like literally famous for...

blowing up outside of whatever her niche was for being like a bad mom, whatever. So like her and the guy, and I think they run in the same realm, like weirdly a connection to like Santos and like, Oh, like the Trevino's of it. All right. Am I right? Yeah. And then she like started beefing with Josh Richards somehow because I think like somebody said that, or she said that they were rude. Yeah. I'm making things up. But,

And they're so... Honestly, I'm tapped in. They go up to Josh Richards and they're trying to make it like a fucking fight. Oh, Santos.

Trying. So is that Ash Trevino? Is that Ash Trevino's man? Oh, that's actually crazy. I did not know it was Santos. Oh, my God. I love Gabby. She's like, come on, Josh. We are a different tax bracket. He's just saying, like, say it to her face. Say it to her face. Say it to her face. And we've already heard the Santos Coke allegation. So, you know, his jaw was swinging, right? Mm hmm.

with the demeanor of a fucking silverback gorilla. He's fucking scared. It's just, I don't know. I feel like Josh Richards is like... He is like a little businessman. He wears his little golf polos. You know he was just like, what the fuck? He's not swinging. He is not squaring up to fight some football man. And just like you know he walked away kind of like, I am above whatever just happened. Entirely. And rightfully so. That is just wild. I think that we should...

finish out today's episode by reviewing some Coachella fashion. And I do just want to say, I feel like in the past few years of reviewing fashion, I found myself being nicer than I used to be due to, you know, the world kind of scorning and whatever. And,

Even just looking at Coachella and not being there, like not having the desert air rose colored glasses on. Like I'm not also wearing 17 belts, you know, like I'm just looking at it. I feel like I really saw things for what they were. And like, I'm so excited. We had 2020 vision on these fits. Okay. But,

I don't know. Before we get into the fashion, I want to talk about a girl named Katie Fang. I don't know what she does, but when I go to her TikTok, she has 6.3 million followers and her pinned video is her posing in front of herself on a Kosas billboard. So I presume brand safe...

A cutie little... Alicia type. That's how it feels, right? She posted a TikTok of her Coachella Day One outfit. It gets 16.7 million views. Oh, is it the fucking gold shirt with the black bubble skirt? Oh, yeah, that shit was ass. Okay. Wait. Okay. I'm so excited for this segment. Here's the...

Thing that I want to say though really quick She was on every single thing about like horrible outfits Like the top comment was Katie Fang So I obviously like looked into it And I saw it and I'm like okay I expected this to be like a way worse outfit But what I want to say is that that skirt was the problem Everybody's commenting like the most horrible skirt ever This is disgusting she's horrible People are also being so insane in her comments Like yeah no give me that ticket right now Why are you wearing a scrunchie And guess who wore that skirt the very very next day What like fucking Kylie Jenner Alex Earl No

And no one said a fucking word. The problem is not the skirt. The shoe choice has me clenching, but I don't want to be a part of the problem. Like, I do not think at all that one person should be the poster child for bad Coachella outfits or hate. There are so many people that need to line up if we're, you know, putting them on the...

I kind of live for how viral it went, though. I'd be honored. You guys think I'm the best worst outfit? Yeah, that's true. I used to aim to get worse dressed for things all the time. Yeah, we know. Dollar bill. And like, yes, 100%. And it's like, I don't know why I caught a stray there so hard, Brooke, but... I don't know either. I'm sorry. I got grumpy. I don't know what happened. But...

Yeah, it's the shoe. You see this. Well, actually, it's the everything. I don't think it's everything. I think if she had a high boot on, like it would just be in the category of all addicted revolve baddies. Like the shoe is really what like makes it. Yeah, I really don't like it's just the shoe in my opinion. If she had on a knee high boot, I know 73 bitches who would wear that. Yeah, I think. Yeah, that's Tara Yumi if she just has a knee high boot.

Well, I mean, it'd be Tari Yummy with like a fur choker. And a full sleeve or something. Yeah, but like, I mean, I definitely, I don't think she deserved. Because I'm not kidding, Paige. Like I was seeing TikToks with like 3,000 views, right? Where like a girl would just be wearing an outfit and be like, I don't know if my outfit's bad. And the top comment would just be like Katie Fing with like the blue search. She was like truly like. Like the blueprint for like the worst dress. I don't think it's that bad. Yeah, and I saw so many worse things and it's just.

like wild like yes the shoe it's a little you know whatever but also it's so wild that

The climate that we like live in because it's like these bitches who are commenting like yada yada. This is the worst outfit ever. This is disgusting. Yada yada. Like your boyfriend's cheating on you. Yeah. Like you. I think that's all about it. Because I'm like, why are you so upset? It's one thing to be like, that's a shitty outfit. But it's another thing to be like, I can't bully. Like, are you Anna Winter? Yeah, exactly. People are up in arms and it's like, damn.

Where's your artist band? It is so crazy that like this went so goddamn viral over just like a bad outfit. Like you think that someone would just see it and be like, damn and scroll. But like the way that this got so much traction around a bad fit. No, literal think pieces. That's insane. People are writing like a college dissertation about this. Like that is so beyond. And it's like truly like. Like this got more traction than like, I don't know. And she chose it for her.

day one outfit. She loves this outfit. Yeah, and it's just like, it's sad at a point where it's like, can't people just be happy and live and like post their little Coachella outfits and like whatever? Like, damn, like the whole world doesn't have to be. Us about to go like on to Brie. No,

I was about to be like, yeah, shit's ass, though. No, I think rating Coachella outfits is fine. But I think crucifying one person to this extent. And letting it literally hurt your feelings. Like, these people are, like, losing sleep over Katie Fang's outfit. Like, get the fuck over it. Also, I think certain people are outfit people, right? Like, put James Charles on the stake. Like, he's known for the outfits. We're going to talk about the outfits. Like, Katie Fang is a Costa Stream Beam Billboard girl. And she got some Revolve credit. And it's like, goddamn. Oh, yeah.

Give the girl a break. Okay, are we hopping in? So I think, yeah, I guess we just hop in to this. Did y'all see these underwear? Do we have another photo of Julia Foxx?

I'm obsessed with her outfit. It is fabulous, but the underwear have like a little... The underwear look like my underwear when I think my period is over and I free bleed a little. They have like a brown area. Not just the stitching in the middle? They have a brown gusset. No, and then there's like a...

Yeah. I need a different angle. Yeah. You need this photo. You can't see it. I think it's absolutely amazing. And it's Julia Fox per usual, just kind of taking it there, like wearing a crazy thing and just like, like what's on her eyes. I love her. Yeah. I feel like she'd be one to wear like her bush outside her outfit or something. Yes. Which I love. Like, I mean, she never doesn't take it there. I also kind of love that she only went one of three days. So Julia, I think so. Oh,

Zoom in. Zoom like really in on the puss. Are we sure? Are we going to do that?

Is it supposed to be like Bush cosplay? I don't know. Like paying homage to the Bush? I don't know. And kind of iconic if so. I agree. I never know her vision though. You know what I mean? Like we can't be in the mind of all of us. I think it's just the area of like tights, how tights have like the little pussy patches. Yeah, I think it is. I think it's really just her tights cross. The pussy patch. Yeah, but it being like such a darker shade. That's how tights are. Yeah.

Wait. Oh, yeah. No, it's just. Yeah, that's just the part of her tights. Yeah. But like, look at this. Wait, let me find. That's just how tights are. Yeah, that's the gusset of her tights. Wait. That's like the built in. Yeah, but look at it here. That's the that's the tight gusset. That's an all tight. Uh huh. She's not wearing tights. T. She's wearing tights. Those are tights. No, she's not wearing tights.

Oh, do you think she put tights on like for the festival and just had this? No swipe. No, look, she's wearing tights here. Yeah, that's tights because look at the ass crack. Yeah. Swipe through those photos. Look at that photo right there and tell me she's not wearing tights. Yeah, no, those are tights. On the left. I think she probably took pictures. Yeah, yeah, she's wearing tights. Oh, yeah, these are tights.

That's her gusset. Okay, so clearly... Clearly I'm missing... And I'm obsessed with her outfit, to be honest. I think if... Because it's Julia, she could like, hello. And I love, now that we're just getting into it, more like the whatever she has on top. I don't even know what that's called. A

I don't know. I love the look and I love her. And it's just clear that like Julia Fox is operating on a realm that I'm not even a part of because here I am thinking she's making like a free the bush or period stain movement and it's just tight. It's just her gossip. But I don't know. I'm like, I'm struggling with Charlie, but I think that Charlie probably just knows something I don't know.

That's the thing. It kind of looks straight out of wet seal, but I'm so into it just because it's her. Yeah, but I feel like she's always like somewhere before I get there. You know what I mean? Like I'm going to get there probably in a few months. I love the top. I love the outfit. I kind of do just love seeing people because I feel like Charli XCX would like wear this in New York City. Like I kind of, I love that she, I expected her to kind of be like not too Coachella-ed out. Duh. Just like wear a good fit. Just like a cool girl outfit. Okay, who's next? I'm ready to cook. Wait, wow. Yeah, I guess like

Claro. Love. Hate. Love. Love. Love. I don't like it. Love. That's also my girlfriend, by the way. She's fabulous. I don't like her outfit. Wait, I think I'm so into it. Please don't hit me. I like it for her. Please no one bully me. Seriously, I don't have that. I like it for her. No, you're allowed to have opinions, Brookie. Well, I only say that because I have to not like at least two in here or I'm just a bitch. No, and that's real. No, I think I love it.

I'm just kind of like, yeah, slay. The fabrics, the textures. It's her. It works. I just like whenever I wear a mesh top, I smell really bad. But also it's so dependent on the person wearing it because like, God. No, I don't get a mesh smell. Yeah.

Yeah, you do. Okay. You don't get a smell from like wearing. I get a latex smell bad though. No, but you know what I'm talking about? Like when you wear a mesh top and like you smell really bad. Not mesh, but same thing or like cheap leather. It's like fish. Oh, I just think like, okay, nevermind. You know what? I wish she had Bernie Sanders match her in this. I,

never get over that. I'm just so hyper fixated on that. Coachella has never seen a politician main stage. I am obsessed with her, like the headphones that she's wearing. I don't know why. She's also just really hot. I've never noticed she looks like a Herbert twin. She does look like a Herbert twin. At least in this photo. Okay, next. God, I love him. I love him so much, but what the hell is he wearing? That baby, that's Troye Sivan. I thought that was Troye Sivan. Oh.

Oh my god That's so fucking funny Though that it took us Like that long I knew I was looking At Troye Sivan But then I read it And I was like wait No I really was like Timmy Timmy Timmy Wait that's Troye Sivan Like it took me a minute

And that's so funny because I was going to go on this whole tangent about how I love that Timothy goes like Adam Sandler mode sometimes. And now it's Troye Sivan. And like, I can't say Troye Sivan went Adam Sandler mode. I just, if we see sweating, I would be so sweaty. I feel like his pants look like AI. I love that like wash of pants though. Like the. Like fake denim. Like it's not fake denim. It looks like it. Like look at the drawstring. It looks like fake, like printed denim. Right.

I love it other than the crossbody strap. It makes me feel like he has on like something to go on a roller coaster or like a seatbelt. Like I wish you just I would literally like love it without the crossbody strap and maybe a more fun sunglass. I'm going to give this a seven out of ten. I'm going to give it like a four or five. I don't like it, but I love him. You threw some shit on to go to Erewhon.

I guess. No, but I love the shoes. I don't know. I like it, but I'm in my chill cella enjoying chill cella. I love chill cella. I kind of wish he had a different glass though. Next. I love him so bad. Perfect. Flawless. Everything. Mad. I'm obsessed. He said mad hatter. Do not disrespect my king. That is like if just know that if I die tomorrow,

This is the only thing I care about. I want him at my funeral. You have been saying that recently. You said that to me a couple weeks ago. Because I bought his Funko Pop. Stop. He's just so talented and no one ever talks about it. He played at my college. I didn't know you were a teen girl. You don't know me. I guess not.

Nice to meet you. Um, it's asked. It looks like he's in the greatest show, man. And, um, Willy Wonka. And what if this wasn't T-Pain? What would you have to say? I would say he looks like garbage. Next. Oh my God. Speaking of looking like garbage, he looks awful for loco can. Oh,

He looks terrible. That's horrific. Oh my God. And sweaty. He looks really sweaty. It's so funny because there was just such a big time of my life where I would not date a man unless he was wearing this in the grocery store. This in the grocery store. I can't stress it enough. Like if I was going to CVS with my man and he didn't have at least something dangling around his head and like a neon camouflage. Holy fucking shit. It's also his...

Him being tall. Like his bills. Yeah, he's like a can up. I mean, he just looks like he took a Febreze shower. Do you ever think about the fact that he just like he he is dating Megan Fox? Oh, yeah. But like, oh, my God. I mean, I love Machine Gun Kelly. Like, you know, but this is.

This is atrocious. Crazy. It's awful. You know what's wild that I've been... How he tattooed his whole body black. Like, he covered up all of his... Like, that part of his arm is not a sleeve. And, like, he'll wear... Yeah, he blacked out his whole... No, like, because I saw, like, a tank top cut off. Is this...

All ink? Yes, like he'll wear a suit and like no shirt. And it does look sickening sometimes. Like honestly, sometimes I'm like serve diva. That's cool. Is his hair green? Or is that just like reflected? I think he swam too long. I also like, well, I'm not just going to be like, I much prefer him without facial hair. It's like, shut up. No, he looks awful. He looks like Faze Banks. Yeah, exactly. Faze Banks aft. Mm-hmm.

Yes. Yes. Everything perfect. Oh my God. Mother. All the way down to the salad fingers. Oh, I actually truly cannot believe previous Coachella's. I would have been asking her for a bump with those fingers. You know, it's like that is a good Coke bag finger. I absolutely love it. Very American horror story realness. I'm just I'm obsessed with her. I mean, we knew she was going to go all out, but just like

10 times more than you could ever imagine gaga's so good at that like truly during this performance she had a bunch of backup dancers also wearing similar costumes and they were all white and at one point she kind of looked like a biblically accurate angel it was so insane damn yeah because like the way that they all surrounded her it was so biblically accurate judas yes yes i love her so bad pause up monsters yes i can't believe i missed it

I know. That is like the only thing where I'm like, damn, I would have loved to be there for that. Like with Trevi, just on a whole ass vibe. Well, like that's the thing too. I saw so many clips and like I stand with Alex Earl, so many clips of like the audience during her performance and everyone like looked so dead. I'm like,

Hello? Miss Poker Face herself? I'm literally such an observer. I would have been like, rah, rah, uh, uh, uh. But having the time of my life. That's so insane. Like, oh my God. Oh, like silently enjoying. Just enamored. Like I truly, and again, Ehlers-Danlos. Maybe I'm fucking autistic. No, I don't think so. What the hell? There's no fucking way. No, but she's so camp. This is from this year. I'm obsessed. I love it. That's a Zara mannequin.

And I would absolutely love that in a meeting this week. She looks like she belongs on the White Lotus. Like she escaped from the cast. I just like... I love Emma Roberts. I think she's just like such a bit. You know when sometimes you go to run an errand, but you want to feel cute? Like if I was like woke up on a day and I was going to the DMV, but I wanted to feel cute, like this is what I'd wear. This is like what I would wear to present something like in eighth grade for like a business pitch. I love her. I do not... Yeah, she looks awful. I do not mind the... Like...

She looks like she's flying Emirates. No, it looks like she's a part of junior achievement. Like, no, I don't, I don't hate it. Like in general, like to the point I just, for Coachella, this is so funny to me.

Is that hand sanitizer clipped to her bag? And I love her pepper spray. And it's not like Emma Roberts is like 65. Like she didn't have to do herself like this. And I'm probably going to get so much hate for this. And every time I like fucking go in on someone's fit, people will then like compare our careers. Yes. Like I, Emma Roberts is amazing.

Emma Roberts. Please do not compare W as a music video to her in American Horror Story. Like I'm not I know I'm not better than her. This is just very. But we have to say someone looks awful and it's going to be Emma today. Well, it's just like that's so funny. Like amazing. Like me at a PTA meeting next, please. I love it. Although did she wear those shoes to Coachella?

That's like actually at the festival. Good for her. Like walking through the grass. I know she was sinking. No, but I love like you can say it's boring. I don't care. I love it. It's so boring. I absolutely love the dress.

Like, I think the dress is beautiful. I would have loved it with like a grungier set of accessories and shoes. She's not grungy. No, no, but she'll go street wear sometimes. She really will. Like I would have or even just Coachella-ficated it a little. That's what I was going to say. Like the outfit's cute. Like it's not a bad outfit by any means. But like for Coachella, I wish she did a little something more. Like even just like a studded shoulder bag. Right. Like even just like or like a fun...

Healed booty Or like cool jewelry Something to spice it up a little Yeah I think she just like I guess I'm looking at her And I'm like she's the outfit Yeah she's so hot Well and like I do like that she's a very cool girl Very like You know what I mean Like I could I wouldn't If I saw her right now With rhinestones all over her face And like that bubble skirt And like whatever I would be like Leah you're above that So like I do I don't hate it as much As I hate other things I love it But I would love a Coachella-ficated accessory Next Yeah

It's so funny. Yes. Yes. Yes. What's yes? What's yes, Paige? I don't know. I think she's just so hot. She's just wearing a t-shirt. Lord. Maybe I'm just ranking it like. Yeah, you're basing it like on how much you like that. How much you want to scissor. Ah.

Lorde could actually run me over with a semi truck. Her on stage in like what looked like she had just been released from prison. Cracked me a little bit, but it's very Lorde like. Like she just fixed your HVAC system. Yes, exactly. Oh my God, she's so fine. Are those reflective pants or are they just gray? I don't know. They kind of look reflective. Listen, I want a Lorde like I love her. Like all the Lorde music, like all the things.

I love Lorde so much. My one of my, but this outfit's really bad. My, I think my favorite Coachella moment of all time was after I got arrested, I got released and I walked down and Lorde was performing green lights. And I was like, Oh my God, I just got the green light. We're so fucking back. Like, wait, I just got confirmation that she wore this on stage.

Oh, this was... Well, yeah, she was kind of stamping around in her ankle cinch jogger. Like, she really, like, she did her... She did her... That's kind of fun, though. Like, just, like, I'm too cool to be here. Yeah, I also think, like, it's... There's probably a Lorde vision that I don't know about. Yeah, again, she's probably somewhere we haven't gotten yet. Yeah, just, like, ultimate cool girl. But are we also in a time where we're sitting here saying ultimate cool girl and, like, she wore gray joggers and, like...

Yeah, like I don't I love Lorde so much. I love this Charlie outfit. She had one awful outfit and this is not it. This is fabulous. I think it pays homage to like true Coachella fashion. She's doing it for like the 2013 Coachella and doing it very successfully. Yep. And like Charlie always does Coachella really well. She yeah, she's very with her Coachella outfits. Very classic Coachella always almost like

Why do I feel like she's like hugging a version of Vanessa Hudgens? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it's, and I, I just absolutely love it. She is a little Coachella queen for the way that she, you know, and I also just love to see her at Coachella this year.

Not with Landon Barker, not with FaZe Banks, not with whoever the fuck. Just doing her Charlie Big One, braids down to her hips, being that bitch. She is TikTok's Vanessa Hudgens when it comes to this shit, in my opinion. She did the fringe and like the old Coachella look without being choogy. And it's funny because it is a certain type of person. If I wore this to Coachella, like...

Wrong. You know, like it's, I love it. It's her long black hair and lack of makeup. Like her. She is boho chic. Next. I'm like, guys, don't be mean. No, I love her. I shamelessly love her. This is a bad outfit. Is this seriously what she wore to Coachella? Or is this like a prank? No, I think this was for, this was for a party. This was for the 818 party. I think. Oh, I,

I have got to be smoking the hate. I've got to be smoking that road pack, bro, because I'm about to sit here and say she looks so effortlessly. You're like this fucking outfit. No, and I'm sitting here saying I wish Leah Kateb wore like a studded boot. And then I'm going to sit here and say, no, she could have at least done like a dangling rosary or something down the open back. I get disappointed just because like, like I based like what I'm going to copy for the entire year based on like whatever she wears at Coachella. So it's like, fuck.

You didn't give me much. You know what's funny, though, is like how like when you have a driver, they have to like be dressed up and like, you know what I mean? All black attire. Like maybe she was just now I'm just. Oh, you. She was driving the black car. Yeah, you're lost. I'm definitely. She was probably just tired of whipping. I don't know what.

I'm doing because I love her. Yeah, she didn't have enough time to put together an outfit. She's on the clock. She had to go. Oh, I'm sorry. She's a new mother. She's probably focused on mothering her child. You're right. I am just like...

I mean, listen, I love that R.U.M.I. dress as much as the next person. She could have given us something down the back. But again... She looks gorge. She like literally is fucking stunning. It's just... Where's the outfit? Yeah, I would have loved her to have like a babushka or given us a new accessory of the year. Yeah, she needs a babushka, but she probably put it on at nighttime. Next. You know one thing about Paris Hilton though? She can do...

I'm going to be walking in with tennis balls on my fucking walker at a nursing home. And she is still going to be at Coachella drinking baby's blood, looking this young, wearing this shit. Like, I'm not kidding. 50 years from now. She's going to come for like visitation hours for you and be like, is Des here? Yeah. Hi, Des. She's going to be in a white version of this in 40 years looking this. Like it is. And like,

It's so funny because you don't even have to know to know. She definitely has like a neural link or something. Like she's not human. And it's like truly like you wouldn't have even had to show me this. Like she is so classically Paris Hilton at Coachella every year. And I love that about Paris Hilton. Like she, she's not following a trend. You want to talk about having fun at a festival. Have you seen her like her security? She absolutely chasing her around the festival. Love that so much. I also love that everywhere she goes, there's a holographic car. Like absolutely.

The fact that there is a holographic car in this photo, even in Coachella Valley, like the holographic car follows Paris Hilton everywhere she goes. Like, you know, she used that to like get from stage to stage. Okay. I just want to say. Yes. Dude. And I might be so fucking screenshot, but.

Had I been at Coachella, I would have wanted to be wearing exactly this. And I'm so motherfucking stoked that I wasn't there because like literally this would have been like what I had gone for probably. And then imagine being compared to Alex Earl. I would have had to jump off the Empire State. Yeah, she looks amazing. I love this outfit. It's fucking fabulous. I don't know if I love the necklace, but that's it. That's my only note. I like the necklace because she's Alex Earl.

Do you know what I mean? Like her wearing her name, she's, it sets her apart from other bitches who could maybe. Didn't you just tell us like two minutes ago that you were wearing a Tana necklace? Oh, I love that. I love when a bitch wears 45 belts, like so fucking much. And like, I absolutely love it. How do you get them to stay in the same spot? I feel like they would just be going up and down my body the whole day.

Speaking of belts. Oh, I've never thought about that. Did you see the video of Justin Bieber at, oh my God, whose set was it? But his pants were like literally to his knees. It's like a belt holding them up. I'm surprised Hailey wasn't being the belt. I've got to stop. I,

Yeah. No. No, because no, I'm serious. I don't want to perpetuate this. The jokes are just like writing themselves right now. I'm in that mood, but like, no, I love low hanging fruit. Alex rolls day one outfit. I just want to go back really quick was my favorite outfit. Like I loved it so much. This is so bad.

Really? I don't think it's that bad. This was my least favorite of James's outfits. Really? And you have assless chaps to choose from and you think this is the worst? It's... Yeah. No, not of all his years, of his three days. Not of all his years at all. That's hilarious. I think... I like it. I like a fake wet outfit, like fake wet dress, fake wet shirt. I love a fake wet outfit. I think that these pieces... I wish he was fully wet.

Like it was just skin and hair was wet too. I think maybe it's chugalicious like with the carabiner, like with like the pearl chain and like the pearl bag. And I hate the pearls on the body. It looks like barnacles. Okay. Well, he's wet. It kind of makes my skin crawl. I...

When I tell you, like, if I had to pick the number one person that I'm scared to even say anything negative about, I'm going to go James Charles because he would actually like have a bullet point list, like MLA formatted, like all fucking citing his resources of reasons why I'm wrong. I feel like James Charles could convince me why I'm wrong about not liking this outfit. Like truly he is like, but I think every single piece was put together in the dark.

To me, it's... I wouldn't hate those pants with a white wife beater. I wouldn't hate that bag with an all-tan cargo fit. I wouldn't hate the pearls on the eyes with a super boho chic outfit. Together, I don't like... It's costumey. It's almost like Halloween. Like, he's going to be a mermaid or something. But I feel like he's always going to go costumey. Yeah, it's not that... Like, if the wet top was with wet pants and, like, a silver, shiny, textured bag, I wouldn't... I just...

together but honestly he's making me feel seen because his hands are so red and that happens to me too like when i get hot my hands get really red and swollen now you're coming for his physical appearance i just said he's making me feel welcome oh my god she's perfect i fucking love it take off that is it off white is that yeah i don't know if i'm into the hat but i don't care she could do this might have just become my favorite coachella the rest of the fit

This might have just become my favorite. I like really love it. I really love it. And like, I'm imagining drunk me running into her in this. I would have been trying to scissor. I would have been like, I love your off-white hat. I am off-white back at home. I made off-white. I created off-white scissor me. I'm Virgil Abloh-Reed. You're stealing her hat like as a way to flirt. Rip from the greats.

I'm like Freddie Mercury. But like same with Charli D'Amelio. She's ripping from Vanessa Hudgens. You know what I mean? This is the new generation. Benson Boone could kill a family and I would say yes, King, do another flip. I said it in a good way. Like yes, rip from the greats. Oh, okay. I don't know. I love it. Well, yeah, because isn't the bodysuit like originally Elvis? I'd be saying bodysuit like it's a skims waist shaping like that is the wrong word. I love it.

Oh my God. I think he could do no wrong. Tara's world was just really funny across all of Coachella on her social platforms. Cause she like said something ruined her day and then wouldn't say why. And like, then people were like, like, I need to know. She was fighting Alex Earl. Yeah. Right. She brought a cat to Coachella. She brought a cat to Coachella. So valid. Yeah.

She has like nine of them though. That makes sense to me because it's like you can't leave a cat sitter with nine cats. Like you have to bring some with you. I also find it very funny that she was online asking her fans to Uber her a tank air tank top. And people were up in arms about that. I will just say excellent use of your platform queen. You know what? You wanted a tank air tank top and you fucking got it. I don't think people should be mad about it. But I was imagining that the outfit like needed a tank. Do you get what I'm saying? Like what's a tank?

It's a brand that just makes like snatchy, good quality tank tops. But like, is that it? Yes. No, she got the tube top. She got the tanker tube top in a size extra small. Did she wear it with a different outfit? I don't think she ended up wearing it. That's even funnier that she utilized her platform to ask her fans to bring her a tank top and then didn't wear the tank top. I mean, it's ass.

Love her so much, though. Yeah. Listen, let's keep it a buck. It's so shit. I think some people dress for their comfort and that's fine. Like, I don't think she tried to enter the Outfit Olympics. So therefore, let her tank air it up. Yeah. Right. She was going just casual. Troye Sivan and Kylie Jenner. Oh, my God. My husband cheating. Oh, Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner. You're so fucking funny for this, Devin. I love it.

I hate it. They are literally like awful, but I think it's amazing. Yeah. They look like shit. If I was in nine belts and I saw her, it's so crazy. The influence Kylie Jenner has on me. Like I would go home and change. Like there's something she does just make everything so effortlessly cool to me that I'm like the 10 and

And it's so like, were you just looking up? She like, I'm not joking. When we were on in Vegas, she was like on Depop looking for what was a miracle hat that Kylie had or something. No, no, no. I was going to buy a sixteen hundred dollar Cartier bracelet that I don't like because she wore it. Oh, which is crazy. Like, yeah, truly. I don't like it. But like she wore it and she made it so cool to me that I want it now. I so get that. Like, especially I'm like a notorious copycat. Like, that's all I do is just copy, copy, copy.

It looks like he's about to like I don't know go to the Adirondacks or something Does he have a camelback on? That's iconic I love that Because I remember somebody commenting on his thing And being like what could he possibly need to carry In that backpack If he has a camelback on I would love to bring Camelbacks back Do you remember at EDC when people would have The camelback and it would be cool To be like you'd want the chewy one Because you were on Molly and then you'd be like super hydrated Or you'd put Molly in the camelback

That skipped me, I think. Camelback, dream sponsorship. So funny that you fucking put this on here because I screenshotted this today and almost posted it to my story for no reason. I literally, I'm sweating. Wait, what am I looking at? J-Rod and Yo Gabba Gabba. Wait, why? First of all, why is he with Yo Gabba Gabba? Because J-Rod is an icon living.

I literally almost put this on my story today for no reason. And then I was like, I'm going to actually. I'm putting it on my story right now. Was this like on social media? Like, was this on TikTok? This was on J-Rod's story today. I need to reply to him right now. It's also Paige's husband with Yo Gabba Gabba. Can I just say that I love him so much? And I just love...

like weirdly if I was at Coachella, I think that my, like I would have, my end goal, end game would have been to like take slutty pictures with Yo Gabba Gabba, like to get all of Yo Gabba Gabba to like do this. You know, like, I don't think, it doesn't look like they even have

Yeah, I don't know how many fingers they all have actually or if they're allowed to do things like that. But I I'm kind of really into them. Yo Gabba Gabba. Even just Harry Daniels with Yo Gabba Gabba was my favorite. It beat Bernie Sanders and Claro for me like it was my favorite crossover. I love the risks that J-Rock is taking with this outfit. Imagine really supporting pride on his wrist. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Imagine smoking a blunt with Harry Daniels, Yo Gabba Gabba, Bernie Sanders and Claro.

Wait Brooke you actually down with this I might not like I mean I wouldn't I don't think it's a horrible outfit Why would you pick that of me and then that of Brooke You could have gotten me like last year in my like little fuzzy skirt and wife beater no no no I honestly actually like I still like this outfit

I remember. I'm not even kidding. That was the times, though. I remember being like, my shit doesn't stink. Like, you know what I mean? Like, don't fucking look at me. Like, my outfit is better than... I remember I met Kylie in this outfit. I was like, she thinks I'm so fucking cool. Like, I was literally like...

I thought I was so cold. You know what though, T? Like for the time. It was cool. It was. And Brookie. But I know you still have that entire thing in your closet and this is your sign to throw it out. Or make an archive. I actually don't. I've gotten rid of most of that. You know, that was the most Googled outfit of that year. Really? Above Beyonce. Nuh-uh. Is that a good sign or a bad sign? We don't know.

um wait that's crazy and then i got cheated on looking like that imagine you get cheated on but you're also wearing space invader glasses like it's like hello no wonder he was probably like i just want an ordinary honestly i want an ordinary girl you know oh wait that was exhilarating i liked that that really was i apologize if i said you looked awful i just want to say once again i have no room to be

about anyone's anything. And once again, me not liking an outfit is not a career comparison. I'm sure whoever I did not like has done more successful and noble things than I. I don't know shit about shit when it comes to anything. And if I said your outfit was bad, I sincerely apologize. I wanted to talk about like James Charles's other outfits too. Like I wanted to give him a redemption arc. I liked his little Tate McRae jorts, sporty spice moment a lot. We should do any of the fits that we missed like on Patreon or something. Ooh.

Wait, really quickly before we end the episode, do you have a confession that you have for me? Yes, do I look any different to you today? Oh, are you wearing tapes? So. No, you don't. Really? No. Because my head hurts so bad. Wait, are you doing them here or here? No, I taped my face here. I've tied it in the back of my head. I mean, Makoa, he had his foot on my scalp tying me, but I'm trying to test out my new cheek. Can you not?

I mean, you look amazing. I think it looks great, but I think you look great without the tapes. And also. But do you think I look different right now? No, I didn't notice. I didn't notice the entire time. I mean, somewhere along the way during this episode, it became like like you there on your cheeks. Yeah. Now that you pointed out, I can see like a little tape. Wait. Yeah. It's really reflecting in the light. But OK. No, wait. They were just here to get the vision. OK. Let me undo them and then let's see. Wait. Yeah. Yeah. OK. Wait. Real time.

Okay. Also, your biggest idol, the person you like look up to the most for fashion and everything and inspo, Miss Kylie Jenner has nasal labial folds. But she also has a scar right here, which means that she got the surgery that I want. And look at that. It still didn't really work. I think it did work. I think it heavily worked. Okay, let's undo it. Ready? Okay. Okay. Okay, I'm taking it in. Okay. Wait, see, that's so wild. You see? I'm going to take, I'm going to undo it. Okay. Okay.

No, I'm totally kidding. There's actually no difference. Nothing happened to your face. Not one difference. But I was thinking you looked amazing, but like literally nothing happened. I watched it. Wait, I want to try now. It took me like an hour to do. Like, damn, like Dochi really is doing her big one with that. She was my inspiration. I was like, damn, like I want to be a face tape girly. But apparently it does nothing and I look exactly the same. That's what McCullough was saying. He was saying you look exactly the same, but I just want this.

You're so crazy. Yeah. My new log screen. No, I think you look very, very beautiful. Well, I was hoping that I found a new beauty hack that would, you know, be sufficient for me. I also have. Well, if it makes you feel good.

Oh, I was going to say, I also have a confession. Oh, okay. I have a boyfriend. No, no, no. Are you seriously dating someone? No. Or what's going on? I mean, we're seriously like dating, but we're not boyfriend, girlfriend. But I do have a man that I've been talking to. How long and how come you haven't told me? Because I was waiting to tell you on the pod. I met him at a funeral, which is so typical for me. Wait. Oh, really?

We did talk about him a little bit. Oh. The last time you were on an episode. So you guys are still seeing each other. Yeah. Yeah. My man who chews on sticks. We're going on a date tonight.

Yay. Where are you going? I can't say. Oh, why? Because I don't know. Oh, okay. Like all cryptic about it. No, I just, I don't know where he's taking me. So this is how many dates? This is date three. How many dates do you think you have to go on before you're officially dating? Like five, six. Literally two. Oh,

I'm ready to get married. A third date? If you really think about it, a third date? Third? That's a lot of fucking dates. I know. And you know what's crazy, too? We haven't fucked yet. And I feel like usually I'm a first date, don't care. Three vodka cans, I'm throwing it back. But we still haven't done anything. We just had our first kiss last date. And he gave her this purse. Look how cute. Wait, yeah. He owns a vintage store. Wait.

So look, he got me this bag. I love it. I love that little tail on that side. Wait, turn around. Isn't it the tail? That I'm obsessed with. The other night it was at the edge of the bed while Paige and I were asleep in Vegas. And I woke up to myself twiddling the tail with my toes and it was so soft. She was like flat ironing it with her toes. Pinching and grabbing. I love it. Even in my sleep. Do you think he'll do it tonight?

I don't know. I shaved. You need to consummate your marriage. I fully shaved everything. You don't need to. Oh, I know. But my stomach is kind of like... It feels like boots in a dryer, so I'm kind of nervous. But so we... I don't even know what the... Oh, okay. You shaved, so you're ready for it. I'm really...

Tell us about him. Like, what do you like about him? Oh, my gosh. Well, it was so cute because we went on our second date and we went to a sushi restaurant and we sat down and immediately just got into like the most incredible conversation. Like, he's so intellectual. He's so funny. He's so nice. So interesting. And the waitress came over like four separate times before we even touched our menus. It was so cute. And just like none of the conversation was surface level. And he asks like really cute questions.

personal questions. Like he goes...

describe your room to me. And I was like, what do you mean? And he goes, like, if I walked into your room right now, what would it look like? He goes, would there be piles of clothes on the floor? Like, are you neat? Are you messy? Like, do you have makeup on the floor? And I was like, wait, that's so cute. So I kind of started, like, describing, like, my bedding and stuff. And he goes, what about, like, your trinkets? Like, your knickknacks? And I was like... And you love a trinket. I love that. And I have so many knickknacks and trinkets in my room that, like, that's... Oh, my God, that question, like, made me melt. That's so cute. And he's just so...

Not like any straight guy I've been with Because we sat down For the second date And immediately he goes I have so many questions for you Which like Creamed my panties immediately Yeah Which is so crazy That the bar is so in hell Like a man asks you Questions about yourself Genuinely Like when does it happen It's huge

It's huge. Like it's so rare to find that. Because again, it's like always a one-sided interview. It's like I'm sitting there asking them questions like they don't reciprocate. Like what the fuck? Yeah, and whether it was a good date or not is like completely dependent on you because it's like you were the date. Correct. Correct. But no, he's great. And like he checks all my boxes and...

Wait, I'm so excited. She's been saying he gives Post Malone and I'm so excited to meet him. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he has like a little rat tail or something. But I'm kind of into it. No, I love that. I think that's why he gave you the rat tail bag. For sure. And I like pate-a-braids. I'm not kidding you. If you came over one day and you were like, this is my new man and it was like a too hot to handle ah man, I would legitimately admit you somewhere. No, me too. Like you need your cigarette boy. You need your... No, he's like a little...

a little post Malone, like a little rough looking, but I'm super into it. I'm obsessed with that, but I don't know if I would like to see somebody on a podcast calling me rough looking. No, no, like he's got gritty. He's got grit. He's got grit. Does he have tattoos? Yeah. What's your favorite one? Um, he has like a Bugs Bunny on his arm. Yay!

That's exactly what I wanted. I was like, he's kind of like me in boy form, like smokes his six, chooses sticks, loves, loves vintage shit. I don't know. I'm like, that's my man. No, I'm so excited. Oh my God. He has like an iPhone fucking two. Oh,

That's such a green flag. No social media. It's so hot. I love it. No, when a man has a fucking iPhone 3G, it's like... You know what's the cutest thing too? So we have a mutual friend and he was talking to her about me and she was like, be honest, like, have you looked page up at all, like online? He's like, no. And she's like, hand on the Bible, like tell me. And he's like, no, I swear to God, I haven't. He goes, I...

He goes, I enjoy meeting her in real time, getting to learn her and know her in person. Yeah. Lock in your answer page. You need to consummate. Yeah. You better fucking bust it open tonight. I'm kidding. That's exciting, though, that we all like just that's so good. I feel like I know finding, you know, just through life, through L.A., especially all of it, like just finding men.

You know what I mean? Who are off their phones and want to get to know you for you. It's hard. And have jobs. Hello. Yeah. So rare. Thank God. But yeah, I need to honestly, I need to leave because I have a date with him. She has a hard out and she's going to go bust it open for her post Malone and his tail. Are you going to join us on the Patreon or? Oh, I can't. Paige Camerlin.

Thank you for joining Brooke and I And we are so excited to tour the world with you I'm so excited Oslo, Paris Please help me look a little less dumb here Like if you're in Tampa, Florida And you want to catch a flight to Paris, France I'm about to expose everyone on stage in Paris, France Just to guarantee they get a good show Yeah, we should give them something special We really should If you need a ticket, DM me I'll put that shit on my Apple card And thank you for tuning in

We love you so much. I love you guys so fucking much. We will talk to you in the next episode. Yay! Bye, guys.