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Y'all, it's your girl, Just Hilarious, and welcome to Carefully Reckless with my crazy family. If you are avid Just Hilarious podcast listeners, then you know I talk my shit all the time. But y'all ain't never hear me talk shit with these four motherfuckers. Say what's up to my family. On my right is my cousin, London. Closer to me is my brother, Prince. What's up, what's up? To the left of me, little baby father. What's up, Romy? What's up, what's up? And then over there, to the far left, is my best friend, Sheena. What's going on?
Listen, so I missed the memo because everybody got on blank but me. But I'm special. I'm a star and I shine like a diamond. So listen, the topic is dating for today. I don't know if these four will agree with me, but a lot of people date for today. That's why it's called dating for today. Back in the day, you would date to get married. Not a lot of people date to get married anymore. A lot of people just date.
'Cause it looks cute. 'Cause they wanna be relationship goals on social media and shit like that. So we gonna get into that. Now me, I've dated a lot of men to get where I am now. And where I am now isn't a relationship, yes. I've dated a lot of men though, to get to this point. - What's a lot of men?
Who's counting? I feel like that's what you have to do. You know, I've dated a couple. You know what I mean? I ain't just saying no hoe out here slobbing every knob, as my cousin Linda would say. But I think that that's what you have to do to find the one that you love. You know what I'm saying? I don't think it's a problem dating, but it's been a little lot. How many have you dated? It seems like it's been a problem. I've dated four and five and six of them. Oh, wow. She a goddamn liar.
Well, maybe she not. But who cares? The one I'm dating now is the only one that matters. Okay. Yeah. So listen, y'all going to be quiet? Y'all going to just let people think I'm the only hoe? You're the only hoe. I think you might be the only hoe. Uh-oh. Right. Mr. Infamous. Well, I think my wholeness has been deleted because I'm in a relationship right now.
But listen, what's up? Do you think men, I'm gonna ask you because you are a man. Do you think men dating a lot of women is acceptable? Yes. Okay, why? Because, you know, each of those women do different things for us that men might need.
Okay. They do stuff for y'all that y'all need? Like what? Every woman serves their purpose. Okay. So that's why you date multiple women is what you're saying? Because... At a time? At a time. I'm not in a relationship. I'm not married. I can date multiple women. And you absolutely can because that's what dating is. You're just having fun, getting to know somebody. You can definitely date more than one person. All I'm about to say is right or wrong.
- Yeah, you're nobody. You're somebody. - Watch this. When I say dating, that don't mean
I'm fucking all of them. - Okay, okay, okay. - Because just because you see me with them doesn't mean I'm sleeping with them. - What the fuck are you talking about? - Are you fucking... - You said you dated multiple guys, are you fucking... - No, I'm in a relationship, baby, and you're playing with... - Oh, boy. - Fucking hell. That's how that go. - She's in a relationship, don't know how that end. - And to be clear, I am in a relationship. - Oh. - But when I was in my ho-ish ways,
That was a simple one. Okay. Prince, progress. I see you keep eyeing me, Prince. I see you keep eyeing me. Man, I'm trying to keep up. It don't apply to me no more. It don't apply to me no more. I'm trying to come back around the corner. It don't apply to me no more, bro. You know what the fuck is going on? It don't apply to me no more. You a hug. I was a hug. You are. I was. You are. I'm faithful. London? For now. He said it's been two weeks and he's saying about it.
Two weeks, wow. That's why I changed my friends, because y'all don't believe in me. I was nervous, huh? We always think that you can't do nothing. OK. I have a question. This is for Miss Jess.
Why can't you keep a man? You've dated so many, but why can't you keep one? Because I just didn't know a lot about myself, honestly. I was, you know, a lot of people date, you know, with the notion that they are perfect. And that's how I've always thought. And then, you know, I learned something about myself with every person that I've dated. You know, I also learned, like, in my relationship now, I'm learning a lot of things that I didn't learn from previous guys. And also, when you date somebody,
It can kinda like, you kinda see like your pattern, like I have a type. And then you can see whether you have a type or not. Because the person I'm dating now, ain't nothing like the guys that I had before. And so you can kinda see where you've evolved as well, 'cause now you pay attention to certain things, like other things that you've never paid attention to before. So I date to get experience and I learn myself and I'm loving it. - Okay, so what did not do right? - Everything.
Listen, listen, that brings me to the next segment, which is called scenarios. So I'm going to give everybody scenarios and y'all going to tell me how y'all would feel and be honest about it. If one of your friends are dealing with somebody and you find something out about that person or you already know something about that person, would you tell your friend? No. No? Okay, no.
- No. - You wouldn't? I wanna know why though, I'm curious. Why not Sheena? - I mean, I would've before until Jess proved to me that I can't. You understand? - Okay, we ain't gonna get into it. - Why not? - 'Cause I don't remember. I don't know which nigga that was. - So look, why would you? - What's the question?
I actually would if, but circumstantial, I would if that person would be open to hearing me out and be like, wow, girl, I can't believe this, yada yada. But if she's like, not my man, girl, I'm going to say, oh, boo boo, I'm going to let you find out by yourself. And what you going to say when she finds out? And then when she finds out, I'm going to say, I told you so, baby girl. But you thought she found the right nigga. You wanted them. You wanted them. Yeah, I wanted them. I like to mind my business in that sense. I told you so.
I like to mind my business. But if it was a family member, like me, your cousin, would you tell me if a guy that I messed with was with somebody? Repeat that. If it was a guy that I was messing with as my cousin, would you tell me? That there was something about him? Yeah. Yeah, of course. I mean, we tell each other everything. Like, everything about guys that we date and all that stuff. But one thing about Jess is I wait. I've learned to wait because she does not take the...
you know advice from the beginning she has to learn her lessons herself and it's like you know that person then you like okay I know how ain't no point telling her nothing honey you just gonna watch her look stupid and be like okay just wipe that tip and that's how you learn experience that's how you do it wipe her tip pat her back that's why she's my best friend
And I've never cried to none of these hoes. Anyway, what is the deal breaker? Okay, so and when you date people, there are deal breakers. It could be something that like really, really turns you off. It could be little, but if it's a pet peeve of yours and it keeps happening, it could be big. So what is the deal breaker for you? We're going to do from small to big. What's a small deal breaker for me would be if you're not...
like, committing to something, right? So if you're not taking me out, if you're not calling me, checking up on me, if you're not checking in on my mental, you know, it's my love language, communication. Oh, I like that. So yeah, it's like I need that. So that's, if you're not giving me that, because I'm a talker, so if you're not, like, communicating with me, you're going to get cut off. You're going to get cut off. Yeah. Deal breaker, Prince. What's the deal breaker for you? A lying, conniving motherfucker. Okay, you hate a liar. I hate a lying, conniving-ass motherfucker.
- Okay, ooh. - Ooh. - You sound like you're dealing with one right now, shit. - Absolutely not, not at the moment. - Not at the moment. - All right, cool. A deal breaker for me now would be
A married but separated man. I feel like that's like, that is so, I can't ever do that again. Y'all know how to fuck. I ain't doing that shit no more. I need to know rings. I need to, you know, I need to get to know a person. That's why I said learning a person, learning before you just jump into a relationship is very important. That's why dating for today is really important for this segment. Listen, deal break for you.
- Not spending enough time. - Okay, your deal breaker would be not making time. - Like time, time. I feel like everybody makes time for what they wanna make time for. So when you're not making time for me, yeah, that's a deal breaker. - Oh yeah, inconsistency. - Yeah, inconsistency, okay. Would you date a woman with five kids? - Five?
- They did one with three, so that's close enough. So I guess I would. - Okay. - Yeah. - How about a B? - Five? - Yeah, five. - Wait a minute, let me think. - Uh-huh. - She didn't get no time with her. - Uh-huh. - No, no. - No time with her. - I ain't have no time with her. I didn't. - Dime. - We was together like six, seven years. - Yeah, but you were really close with her children though. - Yeah, everything was looking around her around the kids. - Yeah, so she was a step-stud. She stepped in and she did her thing. I love that. - Yeah. - That's great. - Look at me now.
- Hey yo, all right, cool.
Hold on, I have to ask you this. Would you date a guy with five different baby mothers? Yes, I would if he was involved in the children's lives. He can't be a dad where I don't see the kids, he doesn't talk about the children. Because at the end of the day, like, kids are like our next generation, you know, that's your offspring. I can respect that as a mother, but if I see a kid, you hanging with them, hey, we can take my son to the park with us. You know, but if you have children and you don't claim them, I'm not claiming you either. Right. Okay, I got you.
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Nah. No? No. You wouldn't deal with somebody that your friend gave you permission to deal with? No. Because there's so many guys out here in the world. Like, why date that one? Thank you. I like that. I agree. What's up? No? It depends. It depends on what?
It depends on how serious it was. Okay. So you're open to that? You're not opposed, you know? I'm open to it. Okay. I mean, it depends on the relationship. Now, if it's your baby mother, no. Yeah, yeah. Slides with for years, no. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. But if it's just somebody you hung out with, eh, they want it for me. It depends on their status. Yes, because that could be my wife there, you know? Yeah, exactly. So I need her. I need her. Come with me. Okay. I like that. So what about you, Ron? Yes. Yes, what?
Yes, ma'am. Yes, I would deal with a person who-- Dated one of your exes? Or dated one of your exes. Would you like it if one of your friends dated one of your exes? Would you be willing to pass that up? I mean, it happened to me. It happened? It has not happened. It happened to me multiple times. Well, you always swear everything is about you. When did it happen? He's a victim. What happened? I mean, not too much. Tell us about it briefly. I understand. I have four different children moms.
- And a possible, right? - And a possible, yes. - Okay, okay. - And not that one. - Okay. - Right. You know, I was a friend of mine once. We're not friends no more. We're mutual friends now. I see him, he see me, yes, and we speak, whatever the case may be.
I felt, I feel like, you know, I mean he didn't ask though. You know, he just helped my child mom. I couldn't get mad at him because he's a man. Men do what they want. Right. I felt more so like mad at the child mom because I thought our loyalty was like, she brought it to me. She did bring it to me. I can't take that from her. She brought it to me. I told her how I felt about it. She still pursued. You know, it was what it was. It didn't last, which I knew it wasn't, but...
Well, that's why your baby mother has to date. So she can find what she's looking for. She wasn't looking for nothing. Like, that wasn't the last thing. Like I said, I ain't gonna speak too much on it. Like, it troubles me. Like, you know, I still feel a type of way about it. But...
Go ahead. I'm sorry. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm getting too emotional. I'm here. I'm here. Not that you're stolen. But, like I said, man, it is what it is. I ain't feel no type of way about him. I ain't feel no type of way to him. I felt to the child mom, like, damn, I thought he was better than me. So you're talking about me? So why did Jess... Oh. Are you talking about Jess? That's the big question. Because everybody going to be like... Are you talking about Jess, though? Why did Jess do it? Are you talking about Jess? Like, did she put you in this circumstance?
What you about to say? Oh wow. What did Jessica do to you? Give it here. Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking about me. Oh wow. Jessica did it. It's always me. It's always me. It's okay because you had your stuff for her too. I would never do that to her. You did a lot to Jessica. I never did that to her. That nigga wasn't your friend. That's what I want to let you know. He used to be my friend. He wasn't your friend. But you felt like that was your friend. He ain't nobody's friend. Dang. I lended something to you. Because you had told me that he was an opportunist and that's the thing. He is. He was only your friend.
- Because you were an opportunity. - You were an opportunity. - You were an opportunity. - Okay, so if you-- - So he got used, that's how he knew that you was going to get used. - So if that's the claim that you want to take on, I'll take that. - If that's the standpoint I want to-- - Blunt, claim, standpoint, whatever. I'll take that. Look, this is for the world. I'll take that, right? But to be clear, me personally, you know I'm selfish. If I let you hold something, you're my friend.
No. No. No. No. Fuck no. What you mean? If you let somebody hold something, that's your friend? Yeah. If I let you hold something, you my friend. You got used, nigga. Listen, I was young, though. Listen, I got used, nigga. And now, so the last... I know you for a while, but that was a green that you never heard me say. I know that. But see, I was young and dumb. Y'all ain't gonna hold you. That was a green that you never heard me say, bro. I got used. I did.
Yeah, I got opportunities but I've submitted that's that's part of your healing. Yeah, you got used by our vision I get used as much as she did it doesn't matter, but it's not a comparison. You got used by our tuners You know sin is greater than no sin, brother. I take that bro. You got yours. Oh, yeah, I think that okay this motherfucker I think the fuck you talking about I take that you ain't get used like I mean I'm sorry
Oh, we still shooting. No, no, we shooting. I'm saying that to you. Come on, man. You know, as a man and a woman, you know, you got to open up and all that. No, no. No, what the fuck you mean? Use. Use like what? Use for what? Can we, like, can we switch? Use for what? Welcome to Carefully Records. That's what we doing. Use for what? I was young. I was dumb and I learned. Okay. We don't keep it as that. All right. Use for what? Some glistening. Eww.
Oh, all right, because I just want to make sure a nigga want to talk about no money. I use your dick just like you use my pussy, but he better use my ass. I don't think he got no money out you. Yeah, you're goddamn right, nigga. Shit. I don't think he got no money out you because he's still paying payments, but whatever. You're damn right. Look, everything is still, at least every goddamn thing, though. Just like you. And we're moving to confessions, right? I get it.
That's why y'all was friends. No, that's not what happened. Okay. Don't touch me. Ah, now he mad. Anyway, so listen, that brings me to confessions. Everybody has to go around the room and confess something thirsty that they did to gain one's interest in the past. So basically, when was you a thirsty ass nigga fool bitch? Yesterday. Say no, I'm just kidding. Ah, don't play with him, y'all. I was at work getting on a flight yesterday. Actually, no, no, no, no, actually. I was not thirsty. Hold up. But I'm telling you, I was thirsty. Last night. Hey, y'all.
- I'm gonna call you back. - I was drunk so I was not in control of that. - No, I was drunk. I'm trying to tell you that shit. - You had them already?
No, I wasn't. Who you talking about? He talking on the phone. I'm talking about at the restaurant when you went over to somebody's table. You didn't even know. That was a thirsty moment for her. That's her thirsty moment. Yeah, I've seen some hookahs. I've seen that before. I don't know, but it was good. She went to hookah. Back to me. Thirsty moment I had in 2015. It was a female that I wanted.
Bought a bag, thought I was gonna get her. I ain't get her.
I wanted my bag back though. Your big fella. I thought that was funny. I was like, all right now. All right, cool. All right. At least I can be honest. Yeah. I'm glad. My thirstiest moment. I actually was... I wanted to date this guy, right? Oh my God. So bad. And I was actually cool with his girlfriend. We weren't like friends. Like, I was cool with her. And I knew that she was cheating on her boyfriend. And I...
got proof and I told him, sent it to him and then we started talking. He ended up being a clown so it was like, why did I go through all this? But yeah, I actually... We know why you went through it. I know. You may have a whole story. No, no, no. It was true. It was true. She would tell me. She was cool. I used to work with her. She would tell me about when she would cheat on her boyfriend and so I just got proof. I showed him.
So did you end up breaking up with her and fucking with me? Did he ever did I ever get back to him her that it was you told him no I quit my job on it. Okay, that's right. Y'all didn't fight What I got fired don't quit a job was this McDonald's McDonald's Oh Y'all was stealing that's why I had to quit before I got caught Listen I know why she snitched on her
Anyway, all right. Anybody else? I'm not thirsty, honey. Bitch, you've definitely been thirsty before with your little ugly ass. I mean, look, give me a little bit of Cosmigos now. I might grace somebody's hand in the club or something like that. I was about to say, but she'd definitely be very belittling. Yeah, yeah. When she get drunk... I just want to dance with every man. She's a toucher. I'm a toucher. When she get drunk, she'd be like, you want to go with me? I'd be like, what the fuck?
- What the fuck? Get off that boy hand. - Zalonda, when was your thirstiest moment? - They don't even know you. - I'm not thirsty, but I can get thirsty. - Zalonda, you been thirsty, so let me hear it. - That time we was down in Zimmy and she grabbed her nigga hand.
- Excuse me? Okay, location precise. Yeah. - I'm listening, London. - You've grabbed plenty of hands now. - I grabbed plenty of hands. I grabbed hands last night. - London, I'm listening. - Last we can do. - I'm listening, London. - That's it. I get very personable with people when I drink. - You said goddamn right. - But not on the regular shit. You would never catch me touching nobody. - Not on the regular shit. - Where's my mask?
So many people talking to one another. Friends. So that's enough of confessions because apparently he don't have one. Do you have one? It wasn't even my turn yet. I was waiting to be next. Yeah, because you got a thirsty ass moment. I just sinked it. So go away. Oh. I go away. It was thirsty. I just say that too. I think it's her. We all say that actually. I was like done. We just go let it slide. We just go let it slide. The thirstiest thing I ever done was bought somebody a car. Damn. Shut up.
- Oh, okay, but I'm applause. - Oh, was it old car or new car? - New car. - New car? - Wow. - They still have it? - A new date car? - Wow, they still have it? - Wow. - Shoot.
That's nice. That's your mercy. I was in my prime. I was up. I was in my prime. I was up. You feel me? Hey, we all got our time. It's your fucking time, bro. Listen, listen, listen. We can go on about this shit all day, but we got gems to drop. Anybody got a gem before we leave these beautiful people? Because we talked a whole bunch of shit. But it only matters if we close with a message. So, anybody got a gem to drop?
What is it? Tell us, Mr. Player. Date for yourself and not for the perception of others. Give us that again. Date for yourself and not for the perception of others. Okay, I like that. All right, we're on. Pretty good. Yeah, that's good. All right. Mine would be, I would say, well, in my relationship right now, I'm being taught patience. So I would say learning each other, like I have said, is not a bad thing. And I'm going to also give you all this. In my experience...
I was so used to everything happening so fast. Like, you know, I don't like clingy people, but I like to be clung to. And it's so fucking weird, right? But I know, I like people cling to me, but I don't like when people are clingy, right? That's just, again, me learning myself. So that's the thing.
Learning each other is really not a bad thing. It doesn't have to be fast. Yeah. Time is everything. Yeah, that's good. Take your time. Slow it down. Take your time. I love that. And we're going to end just like that. Make sure you all tune in next week with my crazy-ass family. We out. Peace. Peace.
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