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It's Chicks in the Office with Rhea and Fran giving you that Friday energy on a Friday. Happy Friday, everybody. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Yes, happy Friday to you, Francesca. Happy Friday to you. And happy Friday to you, Noah, and happy Friday to all those lovely listeners out there. I'm in one of those moods where I could talk, talk, talk, talk, but it's all nonsense. Yeah. You know what I mean? I got a lot to say with also it not being

- We're just chit chatting. - I'm in a chit chat mood, but I'm in a mood where I could go on and on about nothing of importance because I have my period. And you know when you get your period and you're feeling a little moody but you're also feeling a little funny? That's where I'm at right now. It was one of those period weeks

and I feel like the ladies can relate to this. We're like, sometimes you get your period and it's the same old. Yeah. Like I got my period. Yep. But then there's some weeks run of the mill period. And there's some weeks when you get your period and you know, it's coming. Oh yeah. It's transformed. It's coming with a vengeance. It's like you get that mood about two, three days before where like I was in a mood about two, three days ago where I just knew I told everyone on my path. I said, I am step away. Most not even step away. Cause it's more just like,

I am most definitely getting my period, you know? And a little bit early. It came a little bit early, but I knew, I knew it was coming a bit early. Just felt that. I just felt it through my soul. Do you want to know what my nonsense thought of today was? I'd love to. I was in the shower this morning and I was thinking of you. I was putting conditioner in my hair and I, you know, my mom always taught me,

to use a very small amount of conditioner. And as I was lathering, I thought, how much conditioner does Rhea have? She has so much hair. She probably uses so much conditioner. No, no, no, I don't. No, you don't. I really don't. How much conditioner do you use? Give me like a quarter. I want to say about a quarter. Size of a quarter. But I don't put it on the top of my head. I only go halfway and down. I want to say it's about a quarter. Yeah.

My mom would get, like, if I did anything more than a pea size, she'd be like, that's too much conditioner growing up. Less is more with conditioner. I know, but I always, and I think it's just because at that point in mom life, she was like, your hair, like, I don't want you to have to wash your hair every day because too much conditioner and your hair gets oily and greasy. And I feel like that was a mom thing to, like, not have to have her children, like, have to wash their hair every single day. Yeah, that's very smart.

I will say this, you know, when I'm, this isn't interesting at all. When I, when I'm leaving my hair, we're talking about conditioner. When I'm leaving my hair naturally, natural, I'm not doing a blowout or anything or whatever. I'll put a little bit more conditioner in. Yes. Because I'm not so worried about the grease. So far as if I'm going to blow out my hair or whatever, I'm more worried about the grease. I will say this week has been a big week for me with sock curls. You know, the sock curl trend. Yeah.

The sock curl trend. I wanted to try it, but I don't think it'll... I don't know if it'll do anything to my hair. You should try it, though, because I thought the same. My hair's too thin. No. It's not thin. It's fine. It's fine. You have to try it. I have to keep telling myself that. Because I tried it, and I love it. I did it twice this week.

And I ate that shit up. It looks great. I just blow out my hair like whatever, like nonsense. I didn't give a shit what it looked like. And then I wrapped it in the socks. I'll do a tutorial if people want. I would love one for myself. I'll just send it to you. I don't know if people even fucking care. No, no. People want to see it. Just make me a personal one. I will. Hey, Fran. Here's your sock tutorial. Yeah, no, but I'm loving it. So maybe I'll do a little tutorial on that next time I do it. Probably Sunday night.

into Monday. I'll probably do that. Yeah, yesterday was, we didn't have any work to do yesterday, so it was more of a personal day of doing tasks that need to get done for the wedding and myself. The clock is ticking.

is ticking. We're about 43 or 42 days away. If you were to ask me what day it is today, I don't know. I'd really think I would have been like February 22nd. It's March 13th. It's March 14th now if you're listening, which is crazy. I'm like, how is it already March 14th? It's crazy. And my wedding is April 25th. Yeah. And things are chill. You know what? I had an epiphany the other night on my couch. I go...

The wedding's so soon, not that it's about me, but I don't have a dress. You gotta get a dress. I don't have a dress. I gotta get a tux. You gotta get a tux. Everybody's gotta get ready for the shindig. No, I mean, listen, before the bachelorette and before Turks, I felt myself getting a little bit more stressed. Like, okay, what needs to get done? And then those things happened. And I feel a lot more relaxed, honestly, after vacations.

Which I guess is the point of vacation. I feel relaxed. And yesterday we had our floral sample appointment, which was super exciting. I mean...

I'm so freaking excited. It's always great to see the flowers. And seeing it in person, seeing the colors come to life, oh, is just a dream. It was magical. I can't wait to see the vision. I didn't send it to you purposely. No, I don't want to see it. I figured you don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. But you just want to see it. I want to be able to walk into the room and go, oh, right. It's gorgeous. Exactly. Exactly. Or what if you think it's ugly? Yeah.

I'll fake it. It's okay. You can tell me. Not my fave. I certainly wouldn't do that. No, I know. Especially on your wedding day. Right. That would be odd. Don't love this. Actually, I'm not a big fan of this type of flower. Not sure why you chose those colors. But now we're going to be wondering, like, is that a genuine? No, no, no, no. I will be. I have all the faves.

I have all the faith that it's going to be gorgeous. I have all the faith that it's going to be gorgeous. So that was fun. And it was right next door to a very famous pizza place that people talk about all the time, Tafara. Tafara Pizza. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been there. I've been there too. It was my first time. Delish. It was delicious. It is. It was a nice little lunch treat. Got a little facial after that. Then we went to dinner, which was random. We were at home. We said, do we want to cook? Do we want to?

Then we said, why don't we just go to this place I want to try in Jersey City? If you're ever in Jersey City, go to Corto. It's delicious Italian food. Everything's made fresh in-house daily. It was delicious. Highly recommend. Really loved it. It's that little pasta bar, like chef table sort of thing. It was delicious. I really had myself a lovely day. Then Summer House came on, which is an important event viewing on Wednesday night. Yep, always is. It's an important event viewing, but I will say the season is...

moving a bit slow because they're just kind of lumping. They're lumping a bunch of weekends and like they're not lumping. I mean, they're dragging out weekends for multiple episodes, which means to me that not a lot happened and they kind of like had to drag it out. You know, the main storylines. They got this big build up to Craig showing up, you know? Right. And they showed a little bit of Craig and Paige's conversation last night on the episode and, you know, watching it, you're like, okay, well, you can see why this ended. Yeah, exactly. I think it couldn't have been more like it's,

If these conversations and the way they're happening on the show were airing and...

Craig and Paige were still together I think we'd be like I don't know about this one yeah you know like I think people would be watching being like if they were like having these conversations where and they've been having the conversations but it's just if they're still having them and especially the one at the at dinner in this episode it's like oh you guys are on different page you're just on different pages you know no pun intended literally it's yeah I know I'm sure that's not the first time she's heard that one oh yeah you nailed that one actually I thought that was good um

I will say now, not on the topic of Summer House, but my deadline for my RSVPs were this week. And I had three people left, okay, on my side of the family. And in general, there was only three people left. And I was sort of hounding my mom, being like, can you just get these three answers, please? Like, please just get the answers. And...

My mom thought it was like this funny little game she'd play with me about it. And she texted me this morning. And you don't have the patience for that. No, I'm like, I'm not trying to play a game. I'm trying to get these. Well, because this is what happened. And when you want an answer, you want an answer. Right. I'm not the most patient person. So I'm like, can you please just get these answers? There's only three people left. Please just get me the answers. I know you can get in contact. Yeah.

So one would hope they're invited to your wedding. Right. I'm like, they're my mom's side of the page. So I'm like, please just get in contact. And she's like, okay, so we're on the phone. I'm like, please get in contact with those people. She's like, okay, so have you figured out the tables and who's sitting where? I said, no, because I'm waiting for the answer from these three people. So if you can get those answers, let me know.

A little while, the conversation keeps going. She goes, oh, so did you figure out if certain people didn't fit into certain tables? Once again, mom, didn't do the tables yet because I can't until I have everybody's answer. And then, okay, so then I start cracking up. I'm like, mom, I think you're fucking with me now with these questions. So then my dad walks into the room and I repeat it to him. And he's like, just call them. Just call them and find out.

So I'm like, mom, just get it to me by Friday. Okay. Like that's all I'm asking. She texts me this morning, Thursday morning. Hi, I got an answer. I said, what is the answer? She said, I think I'm going to let you sweat it out. I wrote, you, you gave me a deadline to Friday. Yeah. I wrote back the like emoji where it's like someone massaging his head. And then I wrote, okay, joke's over. And she wrote, I think you should call me. And I said, I don't have service right now.

And she said, oh, well, I guess you're going to have to wait. And I wrote. Oh, my God. I wrote. I'm sure she's having a good laugh. She was. I wrote, this is a weird game. And then my dad, I guess, took over and goes, this is dad. The answer is no. And I'm really not sure why the game. And I said, yeah, I'm not sure either. Thanks. You were going to be my next text. I'm like, OK, got the answer. Right, right. We figured it out. The RCPs are done. But my mom decided to play a little game with me about this. I'm like, this is not the time for games. Woman, contract.

I'm not trying to play games about this. She was just trying to have a little chuckle at your expense. You know what? I'm glad that she was having a good time with it. Yeah, she just wanted a little laugh at your expense. Yeah, she was having a good time. Oh, man. But yeah, I'm excited to get started on the tables. Yeah, it is fun. The amount we're talking about, and we're like, this is going to be fun. It's going to be hectic. It's going to be hard. It is, yeah. It's going to be stressful. Yeah. But it's going to be funny at the same time. Look, I definitely got into a couple... Predicaments? Stern conversations with...

with my parents over that of like, you know, friends, family members, who goes where. I'm like, right.

That person's not sitting at the table mom. It's just not going to happen. Yeah. Like sometimes just the way it has to be. Yeah. Yeah. I'm ready. It all works out, but it is a fun little game. It's a little, it is a game. It's a puzzle. It's a puzzle, but it's also where, where tough conversations need to be had. Absolutely. It's like, this ain't happening. Yep. So I'm excited for that. But I will say last night was really nice laying on the couch, watching summer house, just laying on Matt's chest. And I just had this overwhelming sense of like calm. Yeah. I was like,

you know what? I am like just so happy to just have my husband and just be at peace. And like, this is our life and we are each other's people and that's it. You know, it's just like, Ooh, like this is safe. Yeah. It's like warm. I was like, this is peace. This is, this is serenity. It's nice. And no matter what happens that day or leading up to it can get stressful. It's like,

It's going to come and go and we're going to make it through and it's going to be great regardless if there's hiccups or whatever. And as long as we have each other, you know, there's the peace. So I'm excited. I'm excited for what's to come. Even though I do bet the stress is going to ramp up a little bit now with it being about a month away. So we we shall see. We shall see.

You got time as much as it doesn't seem like you do, you know? Yeah. Well, I started looking at the calendar being like, huh? Yeah. Because we have to travel a little bit for work. Yeah. Upcoming and stuff. So there's some things, you know, in between that I'm like, oh shit. You'd be shocked how much really like has to be done four or five days before, you know? And then that's like, and then that's it. Yeah. And...

It'll be great. It's going to be amazing. I literally cannot wait. I'm just like, ah! And then it's summer. You know what I mean? And then summer's here. I know. Everything flew by. Flying by. It is flying by. Oh my gosh. If you haven't made time for McDonald's breakfast this week, then what the heck are you waiting for? We've been talking about it all week long. Heck, we've even had it multiple times. So what are you waiting for?

Tomorrow's the day. Wake up. Get your McDonald's breakfast before the time runs out. You know beating that buzzer before it turns to lunch is the best feeling in the entire world. You gotta get that McDonald's breakfast in. You gotta get those McGriddles. You gotta get those McMuffins. You gotta get those hash browns. Maybe those hotcakes. You can even make a taco out of a big breakfast.

Really, the world is your oyster when it comes to McDonald's breakfast. I know it is for me. I throw that hash brown on a McGriddles or a McMuffin, and I feel fantastic with a high C on the side. The McDonald's breakfast is just the absolute best, and it will have you starting your day just fantastically. So don't miss out, okay? Breakfast always comes first, and make sure that it's McDonald's breakfast. Wake up. It is time for McDonald's breakfast.

Huge shout out to Matt for his video that came out against Djokovic. Yep. He returned the serve through his legs. Yeah. Which I think everyone shocked by. Well, he didn't return the serve through his legs. But he returned through his legs. He returned. Yes. Sorry, I didn't use it. No, but I mean returning the serve. Returning Djokovic's serve through his legs would have been fucking crazy. He returned a pass. He returned a pass.

Sorry. Wrong phrasing. He did get a point. But he got a point. He got a point through his legs. So shout out to him. It was very impressive. I don't think Novak saw that one coming. I don't think so. I don't think Novak knew Matt had that one in his arsenal. Yeah, but I did. It was amazing. I had all the faith in the world. Great video. So go watch the video. You can watch it on YouTube or on Instagram. It's pretty sick. I know that we have a lot of...

tennis ladies out there that listen I got a couple of nice messages people who are big tennis fans so I'm sure they appreciate that no no obviously very excited as well she said it's it yes

I think Nona doesn't believe it's real. Right, right, right. Is this AI? He knows Djokovic. Yes. He's a huge tennis fan. No, I don't know if he's caught up. No, no, he knows the players. He gets it. When he did Alcaraz, it was the same reaction. Yes, but I could imagine he thinks that this is not real. Yeah, yeah. He's like, oh, right. He's like, are you sure that's him? Right, right. He's like somebody's pretending to be him. We're into...

March Madness territory. We're going to have our team soon, which will be exciting. Our bracket buster. That I leave up to you. That's your territory. We get up there, I go, Fran, you pick the team. I went Wednesday night to the Big East tournament just to torture myself. But no, Joe loves the Big East tournament. He goes every year, him and all his buddies. His dad was in town. So we went and Georgetown played in the first game.

They're down three points with 11 seconds left. Their best, arguably what should be their best player, gets fouled, goes to the line for two free throws to cut it to one point. Maybe the worst free throw I've ever seen in my life. Airballed it. Ooh. Airballed it. An MSG. Tough. The crowd, like, everyone was on their feet, and then everyone went, oh. Tough. And sat back down. Ooh. It was...

Awkward. Incredibly bad. Embarrassing. Couldn't believe it. Yeah. Really, really so bad. That was my Wednesday. But I do like watching all the tournament stuff and all the games now. I'm sure it's the only thing on your TV. You gotta watch all the... Yeah, I don't really pay attention. Yeah, yeah. No, that's fair, but I'm sure it occupies the TV. It does occupy the TV, but I just sit there on my phone and I scroll TikTok and I'm like, what happened? What's happening? Yeah. Did Duke win? Okay, yay. Cool. Congrats. Yeah.

Or I just yap and yap. Yep. You know. Amen. You know, I don't really know what's going on on TV. But that's it for me. Eventful. Yeah. I'm excited to have a weekend at home.

Yes. You know? Yes. We've been moving and grooving. We do have a weekend at home. We have our tasting Saturday. Ooh, baby. Which I'm so... I think this is very cool. Do you want to say what the tasting is like? I'll talk about it. I mean, as it gets closer, like, I don't... You know, people know where I'm getting married. I don't care. I'm getting married in Brooklyn. You can probably figure out where. But the place that we're getting married at...

They have you come to an actual wedding. Hi, dude. The people getting married don't know you're there. They have a separate private room. Imagine. They're like, why are you here? Right on the side of the dance floor. They just put a little chair. That would be absurd. But they put you in a private room that's on location that no one can see. And they give you the food as if you're at the wedding. Love it. So you get to do the tasting first.

as it's served at a wedding so you know what it's like at your wedding. Exactly how it's coming out for the wedding. And it may not be the exact picks that you pick or whatever, but you get a feel for the temperatures or the timing and all that. So we're super excited for that. And you've got to wear cocktail attire because you are at least walking into the venue or whatever. But I'm super excited

super pumped up for that. That's going to be so fun. Oh gosh. Pick like all now it's all like these fun you know the seating and picking the food and like I think it's just really cool to get to so close to your wedding too like just get to go and see right like dress up and like go and like see what a wedding looks like. See a wedding at the venue. Yeah. So close. Yep. Yeah I can't wait. So excited. It's going to be so fun. But besides that chill weekend. Yep. Very excited about it. Going to get my eyebrows done. Me too. They're fucking out of control. I can't. I can't with my eye.

Like one day I'm just going to shade them off. They're really not that out of control right now. Do you have them covered up? I have them covered up a lot. I have a lot of concealer on covering all the hairs and I've like brushed them. Now I'm just rambling about things that no one gives a shit about. But my eyebrows are just...

uh like i just can't anymore like every two weeks yes and it's actually so annoying like i know it's ridiculous to complain about but it is so annoying yeah when one day my eyebrows are fantastic tomorrow when i get them done they'll be great i will love my eyebrows i'll love the shape i'll love the way my face looks in seven days from tomorrow i'll look at my face and go what the fuck

is happening with my eyebrows. They're going left, right, center, all different directions. They're out of control. They cannot be tamed. My eyebrow lady. So listen, I used to go to my cousin, but my cousin's pregnant and she is due in April. So she was like, I'm sorry. She said, listen, you have to find somebody else to do your eyebrows before your wedding because I'm not going to be able to do your eyebrows before your wedding. So you need to start going to somebody different soon because

because if you just, you have to be able to like it because I'm not gonna be able to do yours for your wedding. So I started going to somebody else. She's fantastic. She's located in the city. I love her. She's great. She only does tweezing, which I told her my eyebrows ain't built for tweezing. Okay. They need a lot. And she's fantastic with those tweezers. I doubted her and she did it and she was great. And now that's what I do, but it takes a lot of work and it hurts obviously.

It's a lot of tweezing. It's a lot of tweezing. A lot. And she also laminates them because with my eyebrows, she's like, it's good to laminate them. You can brush them however you want. There's a lot of hairs. But because my hair is so coarse, those brow hairs are so coarse, the lamination doesn't last as long as other people's laminations. Most laminations last four weeks or more. Mine, within two weeks, these things are curling up. They're going in different directions. And it's truly so annoying. Yeah.

Especially when I'm getting my period and they grow more. You know, like I tweezed them two days ago myself. Yeah. I looked at them this morning and I just growled at the mirror. My hormones are making these things grow out of control. I will say one thing though. I will say one thing. And when I go to say something, I forget there's a boy in the room. But whatever. This is for the ladies listening. Plug your ears. No. Yeah. My coach is doing great from the sugaring. Oh, really? Yes. Yes.

yes can we also say that what we have to bring up the fact that um dylan when he walked out oh my god i forgot the sugaring dylan efron brought up my sugaring in this podcast room to your face to my face he's like i wanted to listen to a little of a of an episode he's like i didn't know about that whole shit he said i learned about sugaring um we both went

So Dylan Efron heard me say my coochie's a disaster? He sure did. He sure did. He sure did. I mean, he did. Of all the episodes for him to go back and listen to, we have 800 of them. 800 episodes. He picked the one where I'm like, my coochie disagrees. Sugaring hurts. Yeah.

Now Dylan knows that sugaring hurts. So I'm glad he was educated. But it does vindicate a lot of the people. I did see a lot of people being like, look, I know it hurts. But after a few times, like the results, the results are apparently worth it. Let me tell you.

The results are spectacular. Wow. And I may have to go back. Oh my God, you're going to go back. I don't want to go back. After you ranted and raved about how terrible it was. It's terrible. It's torturous. Yeah, yeah. God, the things we do. The things we do for pristine cooch. Yeah. I mean... For that picture perfect. It's looking... Coochie mama. It's looking...

It's looking good and it's over two weeks now. I was going to say that's actually very impressive because I know your hair grows like my hair. I know and let me tell you what has it been? When was my bachelorette? It was February 26th. So yes it's been exactly two weeks. I'm going to have to show you after. Wow that good. Yeah it's good. It's good and I may have to go back. Wow. Yeah I know.

I know. Here's the thing. I don't know when I can go back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it ain't grown any. Well, that's what I'm going to say. At least that's nice. At least it's nice to know that four weeks. It's more time and space. I think about four weeks I'll go. Right. See how it is. I mean, who knows what happens? Who knows? I was looking at it in the shower like, is this never going to grow back? Well, no wonder. They freaking dig in there. They really do. Anyways. Anyways.

That's too sometimes. Good thing. Hopefully Dylan Efron was listening to that episode. Yeah. Nice little update on the show. Also for the people asking, I don't think he did see the star. He did not. A lot of people were asking what happened. Did he like comment on it? I was going to say that was for a second when I saw that you posted that story, I was like, oh, we didn't even acknowledge that to him. Is it going to be weird now that he sees it on Noah's story? I hope he didn't see it. I'm sure he did.

But isn't it weirder to be like you filmed him under his star and we didn't say anything? Yeah. Because it makes it worse that we just didn't acknowledge it. I don't think he acknowledged it. He didn't see it. I gotta be honest, I forgot about it during the whole interview. Nowhere did it cross my mind to bring it up. I would have only brought it up if he acknowledged it. Which is why Noah posting the story, I was like, why are you bringing attention to it? He didn't see it. Now he's seeing it. Now he's seeing it.

Did you see on Watch What Happens Live, they did a poll of who's hotter, Zac Efron or Dylan Efron? He's so bashful. Yeah, he's a sweetheart. I literally was like... That's just what happens when you're out, you know? He's been under his brother's spotlight. Bashful was the right word, right? He is bashful. Who's bashful? Dylan. Bashful is like... He blushes. Yes, yes. No, but I was like...

Yeah. That's so sweet. Did Dylan win the poll? Yes. Yeah. And I was like, that's so sweet. He really doesn't believe it. Yeah. Yeah. He grew up with Zach. I was going to say he's probably goes to therapy. Right. Right. That is something he's probably. It's probably something really deep. Probably something he's had to work through. For sure. But even Dorit was like, Dorit was like, no, it's Dylan. Yeah. Yeah. And Gabby was like, it's Dylan. Not because he's in the room, but she was like, I did love Zach growing up. But can I just say.

Gabby is just... No, but... I mean, no, she is a bad... But can I just say that I have always thought this about Dylan ever since I found out Dylan existed, which was, you know, post-High School Musical... Probably like High School Musical 3. Like, because Dylan is...

I think my age. She listened to the songs first. She liked the band first. I think, I know I did. We can all sing. Fran's doing an I listened to the band first before everybody else knew the band. Was it? I am. Dylan's mine. He's 33. So I remember seeing like a picture of Zach and Dylan together and being like,

Oh my God. He's got a younger brother that's so cute. And you know how my brain worked at that time in my life. I was like, he's younger. My chances with Dylan were higher. Yes. My chances with Dylan were closer in age. And he was.

was tall he is the taller he's the taller yeah so i was like that's a you know and at that time i was like and he's taller he's the taller brother yeah and but he was just so sweet when he is so sweet about he's really sweet guy he is really sweet and you know what i actually i really love that he has such a great relationship with the with his girlfriend he's been with for so long now and he seems so respectful and i love it and he's just he's a doll he's a doll um who else is a doll our podcast guest today

Oh my gosh. Jack Quaid is on the episode today. Which fits right into who I was just about to bring up. Oh, is it? So Jack Quaid on the show today. Fantastic. Another absolute doll. Doll. He walked out of the room. We said, you know who would love him? Kelly Keegs. Kelly Keegs. Kelly Keegs just sent me an absurd text. Are you going to read this? I literally said, I'm like, can I read this on the podcast? I'm only going to read one part of it. Okay. She wrote, she went to the Vatican today.

Okay. And she said, the Pope. What do you think is about to come? What do you think is about to come out of my mouth? I'm guessing maybe she said some kind of prayer at the Vatican. No. Oh, no. That's not it. No. She said... Maybe she did.

She might have. She said, I also confirmed this with a few sources to make sure I wasn't being a pervert. The Vatican. Whenever you have to start a sentence like that, normally not good. She wrote, the Vatican, very horny place. I said, what do you mean horny? She said, it sounds crazy unless you go there, but something about the art is horny. I've been there, did not feel that way. Yeah. Fair. I think Kelly is just horny for...

Just in general. Well, that period horny period or just like I feel like Kelly makes Kelly horny. Yeah. Yeah. She said like there's naked people in the art. No. And like rich with history. Yes. You know, something that has a lot of history. Beautiful, beautiful Roman bodies being portrayed. Yes. I think Kelly really appreciates art and history. And that just gets her going. I think it does. She said, I thought I was being weird thinking it while I was there. But then it seems the consensus is yes, the art is horny.

So now I thought you were going to read me photographs. See, what's funny is I thought... In what world does this make you horny? Like, nothing's happening here. Can I just say that I also really thought when you brought that up... I think art and history make Kelly horny. I thought you were going to... I thought that text message was going to have something to do with Jack Wade, and boy, did it not. No, it's just the fact that we brought up Kelly Keene as soon as... But I will say, she fucking loves Jack Wade. I thought you were like, oh, yeah, I told...

No, no, I told her, but she loves Jack Waite. Of course she does. And she said... He was a delight. She, you know, obviously asked if he was single. And I said, I don't think so. We don't think so. Yeah. But he is quite lovely. What a lovely gem. Yeah. Could literally talk and laugh with him for ages. Very funny. Lots of giggles. Yes. Lots of giggles. Love somebody we can giggle with. Yeah. And we can giggle with each other all day long.

We should probably get into the topics now. Yeah, we should get into those topics, right? God. I just checked my watch. I checked my watch. God, you know when you ever just get fucking sick of hearing yourself talking? That's me. I'm like, but yet I can't stop. Whatever. Um, moving on. I'll unplug you. Seriously, someone turn me off. Turn off my button. Just fucking mute me. Anyways.

I'm having a good time. If nobody else is, that's fine. I'm having a good time. I'm having a great time. Good. At least me and you. Knuckle punch. She's never going to get into the topics. I am. I am going to get into topics because I'm excited to talk about them. Actually, these blew me off my feet before. Yeah, they did. They did. Some genuine reactions before. I did have some genuine reactions to the first two. Lucy Hale and Harry Jowsey are casually dating. Casually dating. The fuck? Why? Why?

Number two I'm sweating I actually am sweating too I'm not gonna lie I'm debating taking my sweater off I want to take my jacket off But it's cool So I don't Yeah You know My pants You have a pretty sweater on Yeah it's a cute sweater My pants also feel extra tight right now You know where I'm like I feel ya I feel ya Megan Markle's a new podcast Why? She's back guys That's my second why Our long nightmare is over

Where we didn't have a Meghan Markle podcast to listen to Well guess what folks She's back Why? What is the world without a Meghan Markle podcast? Thank God we don't have to live in one Markle Sparkle That's the name of it Oh my God And welcome back to Markle Sparkle Coming to you live every Monday, Wednesday, Friday Anyways Kim Kardashian This is another why Holy Michaela Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian

You went a hard Kim Kardashian on that one. Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian. Mikaela came out with a new skincare line. You see that? I saw. I'm so happy for her. I saw that. Congrats to her on that. Was it shocking? Wasn't it a makeup line? You know, I thought makeup. We're talking about Mikaela from TikTok, by the way. Yeah, I think skincare was the right way to go for her for this. And like, really, she seems like she put a ton of work into it. Korean made. Kim Kardashian. Yeah. Kim talked about how

Chris Humphries didn't even pay for her engagement ring. Kim Kardashian paid for most of her engagement ring. And then he had the nerve to ask for it back after they got divorced. The nerve of this man. And then Nikki Glaser is hosting the Golden Globes. She's back, locked in. Smart. Smart move. She should host every award show. Smart move. And we have a fantastic interview with Nikki.

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So it seems as if Harry Jowsey and Lucy Hale are casually dating and knocked me out of my seat. Yeah, I did not see that one coming either. I did say I had a shocking seeing our own Chicks in the Office graphic of, shout out Maddie, just breaking news to me in the room. I was like, oh my God, Lucy Hale and Harry. You know, funny enough, if I do remember correctly, I remember seeing some clip of Harry on his show or something talking about

of casually seeing somebody who was famous or an actress or something, like not naming her name. I think it was a little while ago too. And that was like nobody really dug into it, but I actually do remember seeing a lot of like people obviously are commenting who they thought it was and yada yada. I feel like I actually did see some comments saying they thought it was her.

But maybe based on some creepy social media stalking that people did or something. I don't know how they put that together. But TMZ posted a whole article that says they are casually seeing each other. Nothing crazy. Not anything serious. But they are enjoying hanging out together. That was really it. And honestly, this was the clip too.

Oh, it has it in the TMZ article. While Harry didn't name drop Lucy, he did gush on his boyfriend material podcast about how refreshing it is to date someone who supports his career, unlike an ex who got competitive and mad whenever he landed new gigs. He added that his new flame makes him feel amazing and constantly inspires him, definitely a step up from past drama. So that's so nice. And his source with direct knowledge says that they're just casually dating and it doesn't look like anything serious just yet.

Maybe she's just having fun, you know? Yeah, but I just like anybody who gets themselves involved with Harry Jowsey. I just roll my eyes. I just don't understand why time and time again. I think it's a fair initial reaction. This man has proven to be trash to be in a relationship with or date or hook up with or anything of the sorts. And people continue to do so. And it's like, why? I don't understand. I do not get it. So why? He has a certain je ne sais quoi, I guess. Does he? Yeah.

He's tall. I don't see the Genesee Quall with him. He brings up tallness. I shouldn't do that. You know, I like my short kings too. Yeah. Tom Holland, love you. Yeah. Zach Efron. Yeah. Love you too. We love you too. Yep. Um,

No, it's just like all everything about him has been that has been sucked out. Does not matter anything else. It's like he has been so many stories about him that are not great. So it's like, why would anyone be attracted to that? Yeah, I you know, he he has I don't know. There's clearly there is something about him. And I will say I think it was after watching him on perfect match. I get it sort of.

Like, my brain is like, no. But, like, there's something, like, cute about him. But your heart is saying yes. No, like, there's something cute. There's something. I think that's yes. Well, obviously there is something if every girl is dating him. But I just don't get why they put themselves in the position when they know how it ends up. Well, they'll be the one to change him, you know? Every single one has ended up the same. He gets on, he cheats on her, and then whatever, he's on to the next one. Maybe Lucy's the one to get him to change. Yeah.

I wonder how old is Harry Jowsey? I think 26. I think he's around 27. 27. Noah, can you double check? Oh, he's 27. That was a good call.

Look behind the curtain We just paused the podcast To have Noah look up How old he is And then we couldn't sell it So that's our sell That's our sell That's our sell I've had to guess I think he's 27 I think he's around 27 So he's around 27 Lucy Hale is Hand up I thought he was like 30 Yeah Well cause remember He went on too hot to handle Lucy Hale is 35 He was really young Lucy Hale is 35

Yes, you know, she's having some fun. She's having some fun. You know what, Lucy? You have your fun and just don't get attached and then it'll be okay. Right, exactly. As long as, if Lucy is okay with what's about to happen, then whatever. You know?

Unless Harry Dowsy, unless he does some big old change. That would be great if he did. Moving on to the most important topic of the day is that Meghan Markle, Meghan Sparkle Markle, is bringing her podcast back. She's bringing the sparkle back. She's bringing the sparkle back to our lives, our world. The world that we live in spins every day. It wouldn't be the same without Meghan Markle and her podcast and her riveting interviews that are definitely edited together and she definitely doesn't actually sit in the room with the people and they're edited separately. And then also,

honestly, she'll probably get nominated for the People's Choice Award this upcoming November, December. Oh, they've already locked it in. She's already the winner. She'll probably win it. She'll probably pay a large lump sum to win the People's Choice Award. They'll have people named Rhea and Fran show up. They'll actually bring the People's Choice Award back. They'll bring it back for Meghan Markle. The whole award show back for her because I don't think they do it anymore. They'll have chicks in the office. They'll have Sean Johnson. They'll have Emma Chamberlain. Um,

You know, they'll have not skinny but not fat. And everyone will be nominated. It'll be great. They'll have Call Her Daddy. And everyone will go to the award show. They'll sit up high in the bleachers so far from the actual award show happening. And everyone will get notified on their phone that actually the winner was Meghan Markle who did eight episodes and didn't actually sit in the room with anybody. That'll be how that award show goes. Oh, did that happen? That did happen. Oh. Hmm.

Well, we're ready for it to happen again because Meghan Markle is back. She's doing a new podcast produced by Lemonada Media. Confessions of a Female Founder. That is the name of it. It says debuting April 8th with a guess how many episode season? Eight. Eight episode season. Is that a big number?

Big whopping eight episodes of a podcast. Markle Sparkle. Eight episode season. Megan's new podcast will explore her journey as an entrepreneur while diving into candid conversations with fellow female founders, including some of her famous friends about the highs and lows of building a brand.

She shared on Instagram, I'm so excited to share with you something else I've been working on, her new podcast. I've been having candid conversations with amazing women who have turned dreams into realities and scaled small ideas into massively successful businesses. They're opening up, sharing their tips, tricks, and tumbles, and letting me pick their brains as I build out my own business. As ever, it has been absolutely eye-opening, inspiring, and fun. Because what's the point if we can't have some fun on this wild adventure? First episode is April 8th. Well, I'll say this. What?

I actually think it's a fabulous idea to interview women in business who have had successful businesses and pick their brain about it. But is Megan trying to steal all their ideas? Yeah, maybe she's like doing this genuinely like I need help. Right, right. She really does need the advice. It is interesting because like a podcast is probably really just something she did not need to do. I find like...

She's doing all these other things. I feel like maybe because the Spotify deal was such an epic fail that she wants redemption for that. And this is why she's doing this now. Or she wants to have these conversations. But you have the TV show, right? Which is obviously more, you know, cooking, hosting, whatever.

around the house, all those things, homemaking, all those wonderful things. And obviously this is more like business focused. But let me tell you, I've watched a couple episodes of the TV show now. She's got me locked in, locked in. There is something that is so captivating about her in a way that I'm like, are you a real person? You know, like it's like, because...

especially the show, like everything is so beautiful and put together and she looks stunning. And the set they're filming at that's supposed to look like her house, that's not even her house, looks stunning. And she's like, here's how to do a balloon arch for your child's birthday. And I'm watching, I'm locked in. I'm like, I'm never going to make my own fucking balloon arch. But that's why she locks me in is because everything that she does is so unattainable for so many people. Like,

Like, it's just, it's just, she lives in this reality that is just the, the 1% of the 1% of the 1% of, of being able to, to do these things and have these privileges and being like, here, Mindy Kaling, let's do, um, little Beretta Cristinis for the child's birthday. Oh, but we're going to make them look like ladybugs. Yeah.

And when I tell you, I can't pull my eyes away from the screen. And they're just doing little... I'm like, oh...

I'm finding myself, oh, they're so cute. What am I going to make? Ladybug, Barada, Christine. Yeah, well, maybe she should, instead of the podcast, just make this idea because it is a good idea where she should be to this show in the show. Like they have the second season be the conversations with these women would be would be a good way to intertwine. Now, how did you feel about show is what she should be doing, by the way? Like this is what she's meant to do. How did you feel about the conversation about her last name?

I actually did some digging on that because... Because I'm confused about it. Yeah, so it's like... So Sussex is obviously not like a real last name that they have. They are the... Isn't it Windsor? Duke and Duchess of Sussex. No, they're... Yes. Harry... Here's the thing. It's very complicated. And I'm going to absolutely butcher this explanation because I literally read a whole article about it last night.

Some of the royals go by Mountbatten-Windsor, just like a combo of Queen Elizabeth. And that would have been like William. When the queen died, those things change and the succession changes and it moved Archie and Lilibet up the succession list and their titles technically change. So...

Basically, it's like Meghan and Harry are just claiming Sussex as their last name, I think, for just easy. So they just chose. Can I claim like?

Obama. Well, they're just like, you know, they're the Duke and Duchess of, like, that's what their title was, Sussex. So it's like the Sussex thing. And they wanted to give, you know, their kids a lot, going to school, giving their kids a last name, right? So they're like. Are we just going to pass by Noah going, can I claim my name? Yeah, I. Noah Obama. That was a ridiculous thing. Yeah.

That was a ridiculous statement. Really, I wasn't even going to acknowledge that he said that. You drunk pig. You're not the Duke of Obama. So it's not that crazy. Yeah, but they gave it up. Big dreams over there. Yeah, hey. Okay, I'm not going to fault them for wanting to give their children a last name when they go into normal school in California. That's confusing. They need a last name. They need a last name.

They're not going to choose Markle. No, they're not going to choose Markle. Megan wants to be a Sussex, okay? Yeah, Megan doesn't, but she does. Anyway, look, I'm like... I don't know why. I just, I really, I find her to be so fascinating. I really do. Whether it's like a love her, hate her, whatever it is, I find her to be so fascinating. And I just really think that like the show, it's crazy. The show...

I just think she's, like, so out of touch with reality that it's so fascinating. And I kind of... Like, I love it for her. That's her. That's her brand. When she's, like, talking about her outfits. She's like, oh, I love a high-low. Pants? Zara. Sweater? Laura Piana. It's like, yeah, of course. But, like, that's the life she is supposed to live. Right. Yes. And nobody... No one should falter for that and be like, oh, that's obnoxious. That is the life she is supposed to live. And people do that about a lot of people. It's like, no, no, no. Let...

I want to watch people that are unattainable. Yes. I am fascinated, interested by people and people who are so wealthy that they don't even live in the same stratosphere as anybody else. It's interesting. It's like, just let them live that life. Will I ever be out whispering to my bees in my garden? No. Do you think she was like this before? But do I want to watch Megan do it? Yes, I do. It doesn't mean they're relatable. Not everyone is going to be. When she was an actress, she just completely switched things.

No, no, no. I think she always loved this stuff. But now she can do it at a whole nother level because she has the money to take it to another level. I think we just have to accept that... She had her own blog as an actress. That some people just are not going to be relatable. Yeah. But they are going to be entertaining to watch because they do not... Because they're not relatable. You know who is relatable? It's a whole other world. King Charles. Because did you see what he said about Beyonce? Crazy in love. Thinking of like... Sorry. Thinking of Charles...

like in his bedroom listening to Crazy in Love and like thinking about his relationship with Camilla. Yeah. Being like, oh, you know, we were crazy in love. Your love's got me looking so crazy.

♪ Crazy right now ♪ ♪ Your love's got me looking so crazy right now ♪ - They're probably singing that song to each other. - Yeah, I want to include an iconic musical moment, like she played at one of the events, like the incomparable Beyonce with her song "Crazy in Love". I love that for him. - King Charles, he's always kind of like been a fan of pop music.

So, King Charles on his deathbed. He said, I would like to congratulate her for winning her first album. Yeah. He's like so pumped up. He's a Beyonce. He was watching the Grammys. He's in the hive. Cheering for Beyonce almost gave him a heart attack. He's in the hive, for sure. But, no, I mean... Your love's got me looking so crazy right now. The Queen would never let him blast in the house and now he's just dancing. He's secretly like this. Now he can listen to Crazy in Love whenever he wants. But...

The path that Megan is, the show I feel like is her niche and it's where it should be. I'm curious to see how it did. Numbers wise? Numbers wise. Because I've been fascinated. We just look it up. But once again, that's a great avenue for her. I don't know about the podcast space to me. I'm just like, do you need to be back in the podcast space? I don't know. Where's the jam? Yeah.

you're asking me like send out the jam enough of the podcast let's get working on that jam Megan yep anyways moving on uh Kim Kardashian revealed that Chris Humphries only paid for a small portion of her engagement ring while Kim paid for the rest and then when they got divorced uh Chris made Kim give it back

Now, I think that Kim should have took it as a red flag if Chris Humphries was making Kim Kardashian pay for her own engagement ring. Like, was there nowhere where Kim was like, I'm not going to pay for my own engagement ring. Like, you're going to pay for my engagement ring. And then when you get divorced, ask for it back.

What's crazy is because of course it's like Kim wants a giant engaged ring so that's the thing. She's not going to settle for anything else to the point where she's like I will buy it for myself. So this was during the last episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. She was reminiscing on her past engaged rings because she was like what will the next one be? She really was like what will the next one be? So they're thinking about the other ones. Her first one was a cushion cut 14 carat ring. That was when she was married to Damon Thomas which everyone really forgets about. That was very early on. Yes.

The second ring was Chris Humphries, 18 carat, emerald cut, Lorraine Schwartz. She said, I didn't keep that. I was pregnant with North, still married to him. And in order to divorce him, he said I had to give him the ring at my divorce.

So they were broken up for that long already. She was still going through like that contentious divorce with him all the way to the point that she had already been with Kanye long enough that she was pregnant with North. And he was like, you know what it's going to take for me to sign the papers? Hand me over the ring I didn't pay for. It's a severance. It's absurd. That is absurd. That is absurd. Yeah. Absurd. That is just absurd. Yep.

He contributed a fifth, she said. That's crazy. And then Chris Appleton was like, that's savage. She's like, yeah, certainly is. It is. Yeah. Crazy. But I guess if Kim Kardashian's like, I want a fucking absurd ring, I'm going to buy it for myself. Yeah. Is Chris going to stop her and go, no.

You know what I mean? Yeah. If you're Kim Kardashian and you have that money and you want to spend it, fine. But for Kris to get it back is the craziest part. Yeah. Yes. You didn't pay for that, pal. Right. It's one thing for the guys that are like, oh, I bought that engagement ring. Now we're divorced. It was my money I put into that. I'm going to fight for that ring back. Mm-hmm.

She should have had Lorraine Schwartz cut that bad boy up and give him one fifth.

Of that diamond, which honestly, by the way, still would have been worth a shit ton of money for an 18-carat diamond. When you hear the story, the initial reaction, and my initial reaction was, wait, Chris Humphries didn't pay for Kim Kardashian's engagement ring? That's absurd. You know, Kim should have known. But then when you say how big the engagement ring was and how much money it was... She could have sent him back a three-and-a-half-carat diamond. Yeah, and Kim being like, listen...

I actually want to rock a big diamond, so I'm going to pay for it. It's probably a different story. We're talking about different things here. We're talking about different people, different worlds. But to ask for to make her give the ring to you that you didn't pay for is so fucking absurd. It's so scummy. He's such a scumbag. I feel like he's so scummy. It's like, you're telling me she's pregnant and you're like, yeah, I want the ring. No, that's crazy. When I initially heard the story, I didn't put into thought of how...

absurd the ring was. Yeah. That Kim was like, I want this big of a ring so I'm buying it myself. Yeah. I was thinking, you know, normal engagement ring. I think it was like a $2 million ring. I was thinking normal engagement rings. No, no, no. We're working with Kim. Yeah, yeah. Right, right. But that, yeah, that's, that's,

I mean, Chris obviously had his feelings towards her and the whole family and everything that happened and World Wind. And maybe that was his... I'm going to get my revenge. Give me that ring back. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. Give me that ring I didn't pay for. Can I just... Literally, can I just have a piece of your jewelry? That's really what it is. It's like, well, I'm going to sign these papers if you give me that necklace. Yeah, like, that's... I want...

Your watch. Yeah, hand it over. Yeah, hand it over. Take it off. Give me that right now. Like, that's literally what that is. Because the engagement ring really didn't mean really anything. For a 72-day marriage. Yeah, seriously. And just big news, a big congratulations to Nikki Glaser. She's hosting the Golden Globes again next year, 2026. So happy for her. So huge for Nikki. Congratulations. You should host every single award show because you're the best at it.

Lock it in early too. You are the best at it. And I'm glad that she got the deal done early. I hope she's getting that bank. I hope she's getting that money. I hope they are paying her what she is worth because she deserves it. We love you, Nikki. Keep crushing it, okay? Honestly, I loved everything about this announcement too. Like the picture, she's got golden boxing gloves on. Hosting the Golden Globes this year was without a doubt the most fun I have ever had in my career.

I can't wait to do it again and this time in front of the team from the White Lotus who will finally recognize my talent and cast me in season four as a Scandinavian Pilates instructor with a shout out to we passed. I love it. Honestly, perfect casting. It's going to be so good. Huge congratulations to her. I'm pumped for her and I'm glad. Very smart of them to be like lock it in early. We're talking January 2026. She's got a lot of time to prep. She'll be ready to go. She's going to be booked and busy but knowing you have that job. Yeah. She could take a little vacation.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, she knows she has that lined up. She's touring like crazy. She is. She's touring. And Haley, shout out Haley, our dear friend and makeup artist, just did Nikki's makeup in Boston and fucking crushed it. She did. And had nothing but amazing things to say about Nikki. And I think Nikki loved Haley as well. And Taryn did her hair. Who did your hair for-

Your wedding. And she is also amazing. So shout out to the team because they're fantastic. She's booked March, April, May, June, July, September, October. It looks like maybe August is her time to chill a little bit. No, she's all over the world too, which is so cool. In July, she's in New Zealand, Australia.

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All right, everyone, we are here with a very special guest. We are joined by Jack Quaid, whose new movie, Novocaine, is out today. Jack, you play a guy who cannot feel any pain. Yeah. Do you wish that was your life in real life? It's complicated. Yes, for certain things, yes. Like, I would love to never stub my toe and feel that again. Like, that would be great, because that takes me out for a good...

Five minutes? Oh, at least. Of just like, mmm. Hitting your funny bone. Stub toe, funny bone, paper cut. Paper cut I don't love. I don't, I feel like I don't interact, I don't have that a lot anymore just because I'm like, just paper is not so much a part of my life as it used to be. But in school, that was always like a thing. But no, I mean like, pain is also in a lot of ways a good thing because I learned through doing this movie, pain is very much the body's warning system and just because you can't

Feel pain doesn't mean you can't get hurt. So it's kind of like the condition he lives with, my character lives with, is kind of, you know, it can be quite dangerous. It is kind of a, and it's, yeah, it's a very dangerous thing that he has to really monitor and then risk it all to save the woman he loves. But yeah, it can be, it seems like a blessing, but it can be a curse in a lot of ways.

Right, because we do see in the trailer for the movie it being said to your character, like, you could still die. Yeah. Oh, he can still die. Yeah. That's definitely still on the table. Like, the stakes are still high. He won't feel it, but he could, yeah, he could pass out. He could bleed out. He could...

and all the stuff, yeah. - Just no warning. - Just no warning, yeah, absolutely. - Right, that's it. - Just no warning. - Hence why he doesn't eat any solid food. It was another part of this too. I will clarify, 'cause everybody's listening, they're like, wow, because we watched the movie,

We loved it. Oh my god, thank you. I thought it was amazing. Yes, it was a lot of fun. We got a little, you know, sneak. Sometimes we do get to watch them early, which does make us excited. That's very cool. Thank you for seeing it. I'm really happy you enjoyed it. I thought it was really, really cool. So, it's like we can talk and we know what we're talking about, but for everybody listening, let's back it up for a second. Okay, cool. Explain the premise. You did a little bit, but let's, yeah. So, the movie's called Novocaine. I play Nathan Cain, a man who feels no pain and unbearable.

All of that rhymes. It's great. And yeah, he has a genetic disorder where he can't feel any physical pain. So yeah, like I was saying before, he has to live kind of this safe, sheltered life. Like when we first see him in the beginning of the movie, you see his apartment. Every sharp corner on the table is covered by a tennis ball. You know, he's just really, I kind of thought of him as like a balloon in a world of pins. You know, he just has to be very careful.

But his disability kind of keeps him at an arm's distance from the world, and he's starting to feel a little bit lonely. He's 30. He hasn't really had a romantic relationship before. And then he meets Sherry, played by the unbelievable badass that is Amber Midthunder, and...

She changes his life and they go on a date and he falls in love. And then the next day he works at a bank, bank gets robbed, Sherry gets taken. And he then uses this disability as a superpower and he kind of risks everything to, to save her. So it is a,

It is a gnarly, batshit insane, gory action movie. But I also think it's one of the sweeter films I've ever done. It's a crazy contrast. Nate, as a character, I wanted to make sure he was like a cupcake of a human being to contrast how violent this movie is. Right. Yeah, that is really sweet. And the way that you described Nate and your character being a balloon surrounded by pins, you would almost think the opposite, though. If you were to hear somebody in real life could experience no pain, you would be like, well, they're in

Of course, yeah.

I did get into maybe the best shape of my life which is all gone now but I got into really good shape just to not so much to look cool but more so to like every day I was filming something insane and very physical so I was in the gym a lot and I felt that pain but

But no, no injuries, nothing too crazy, which is insane because this movie is absolutely crazy. Yes, it definitely is. There were a few times I was kind of watching like this with one eye kind of peaked. Not to give anything away, but there's one moment with fingernails. I was about to say, that's the moment where that's my line too. I can't watch that. And I shot that. It's so weird to know what...

Every single, like, you know, I watched them apply these prosthetics to me over hours. And I still am like, ooh. You almost feel like you could feel it watching it. Yeah, exactly. I even know how it all works. And I'm still like, oh, God. You're behind the curtain. Yeah. But, you know, it's not a genre that you're unfamiliar with. Yeah. The gore and the. Oh, gore for sure. Yeah. Mostly. I think I look weird in a movie if I'm dry.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I have to be covered in some form of goo in order for me to feel complete. Now with all this... It's going to be great out of coverage. Yeah.

It's going to be awesome. Perfect. Clip that. Yeah, that's what we'll post out for sure. Clip it, make it a GIF. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll follow me around for the rest of my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People can lip sync. This is the life I signed up for, though. That's basically it. Sorry, I cut you guys off. No, no, you're good. I mean, you said you've been having a blast with this press tour. You walked in filled with energy. What makes this press tour a little bit different? There's just something... I mean, it's just...

the stuff we've been doing has been incredibly fun. Uh, I got to do something really fun at a Clippers game recently where I came in. Yeah, we came in, we did kind of a, I guess, guerrilla marketing thing where, uh, Amber Midthunder and I, we, we sat courtside, which just on its own. That's fucking awesome. Just to sit courtside at a, at a Clippers game. And I'm an Angelina. I've never been to a Clippers game, so that was awesome. But the whole thing was when you, when the camera first is on us and we're on live TV, uh,

I have like a sling and a cast and maybe some bruising in the face. So I'm kind of sort of in character. I'm like half me, half Nate. And I'm not playing the pain at all. I'm like fully clapping like there's no injury. And then throughout the course of the night, we added more and more injuries, like another cast and a neck brace and a headband with a little bit of blood and more bruising to the point where when the Clippers won the game, which was amazing, go Kawhi.

Leonard. I'm just like standing up like, yes, like goal. And I have like two casts on me, one of which says go Clippers. It was just, I've always wanted to market a movie in a way like that. Right. That's so cool. That's so fun and interesting. Did everybody, everybody around you ask like, what are you promoting? A couple people,

- I did, yeah. - Are you okay? - Yeah, but it was so fun. Every time they did, I just wouldn't acknowledge it. I was just like, it's a magical night for basketball. Like I never actually said like, no, I'm fine. It was great. - Look at this team. - Look at this team. My favorite thing on the, they had me on the, you know, they interviewed us in the middle of the court and we're like, our sound is being projected everywhere. We're on the Jumbotron.

and she asked me if I'm okay. And earlier in the night, they had had this birthday celebration for, I guess, the Clippers mascot, Chuck, who's like a bird of some kind. And I was just like, I just wanna say happy birthday to Chuck. Chuck, you've been here for so long, putting in the time. And I really am proud of Chuck, he's doing great.

That's perfect. It's great. And it couldn't have worked out better with the way that the game went. Oh, my God. It was a great game. Yeah. It works out. I was there, like, courtside when he threw that shot, the game-winning last-minute shot. Unbelievable. Which is, as I say, great for the movie. Great for the film. Great for the movie. I was just like, at least it was an entertaining game. Exactly. That's amazing. Those pictures don't get posted everywhere if there's no overtime wins. If the Clippers lose, we're screwed. Right, right.

Thank you, Kawhi Leonard. Exactly. You're back doing it again. That's very funny. So I was going to say that there's a lot of, obviously, training that goes into it. You're fighting. You're doing all these things. Yeah. Has that gone into your real life at all? Do you feel like you could take somebody on between the boys' character now this? Well, the boys' character, he's usually cowering in a corner. Yeah, yeah. But you see that all the time.

Yeah, of course. I see it all. You know, he can get into a scrappy fight if he needs to, definitely. Do I think I could beat someone in a fight? No. I think if anyone punched me on the street, they could get away with it, for sure. I'd cry immediately. Yeah.

run away. I don't want to be here being like, come and take me. Come and fight me. No, I'm not going to do that. The choreographed fighting is so interesting to me because so much goes in. I know how to choreographed fight. If someone lays out the moves, I can dance. Yes.

Essentially. So much goes into it. What do, like, what's the prep like? You know, Ray Nicholson plays the robber opposite you and you, you know, the guy you're chasing. So what are you guys talking about before a scene like that? Ooh, I mean, Ray and I, we probably rehearsed more than, in terms of the fight scenes, we did so many rehearsals for that. I mean, that's like the final fight at the end of the movie and that was super complicated. The biggest challenge for me was,

was just finding a way to fight like the character because, you know, if I get punched, my head's going to move, but I can't wince. Like, I can't show pain, which is such a, yeah, it's like such a thing that, I mean, not to get all, like, hoity-toity about it, but I guess that's where I'm taking this. Buckle up. Buckle up for a hoity-toit. Sorry. LAUGHTER

I'm following you. Here we go. We're here. We're here. We're in hoity-toity lands, and I'm taking you there. We're locked in. No, I mean, I think a good... A way that I figured that out was I kind of looked at silent film stars and what they would do, and something Buster Keaton would do, his whole shtick was that insanity would be happening around him, and yet he remained very stoic. He almost didn't react to everything nuts that was happening around him. He was known as the Great Stone Face.

So as soon as I realized that, I was like, oh, like I think I watched some documentary on Buster Keaton, which is really, really good and fascinating for a lot of reasons. But as soon as I realized that I could kind of use my non-reaction for comedy, everything kind of fell in place. I kind of come from sketch comedy. So I'm like, oh, I understand the joke of it. So I kind of can understand the combat more and the dance more. And that really helped. But for that last scene with...

With Ray and I, I don't want to spoil too much about it, but I can tell you one thing that was cut from that scene that I wish was still in the movie, but sadly had to be cut. I kind of get it. Originally, that scene was a little longer than it is in the final movie. And I think test audiences were like, these are two invincible beings. Why isn't one of them at least going down? But there was a moment where Ray knocks out one of my teeth and

and I spit it back at him. I spit my tooth at him, and it gets lodged in his eye. And I wanted that so bad. Oh, God, that'd be so great. And we shot it. It's on the cutting room floor somewhere. Maybe one day it'll be out there. How do you film something like that? Like, losing a fake tooth? Like...

Well, they... Can you give us a little movie magic? Yeah, let's see. There was a lot of things that went into that. Well, they gave me a fake tooth to spit out. And that was actually maybe my scariest moment on set. I was like, what if I accidentally swallow a fake tooth? What if you choke on a fake tooth? What if I choke on a fake tooth? That's a very specific way to go. Yeah. And then they end the movie with that. Yeah, exactly. He doesn't feel pain. He just chokes on the fake tooth. He just chokes on a fake tooth. And that's it. Yeah. And it's done. What a twist. It's just a bummer ending. Yeah.

Choked on a fake tooth? Okay. Fine. Sure. No, but that whole sequence was nuts. We actually had an amazing visual effects team, a prosthetics team. I have all these behind-the-scenes videos of... I mean, I don't know. There is a moment in the movie. Maybe it's slightly a spoiler, but there is a moment where I have to break my own thumb. And that was all done practically. Like, there's a rig where...

they kind of have this little robot thumb that's like right here. And I'm hiding my real thumb there. And I'm wearing this thing. And there's just this guy, Clinton. He's this South African visual effects artist who's like a mad genius. He's very soft spoken, but he's like, I'm going to make it look like your hand is black.

broken and he's always like smiling and but i love him so much but he's essentially controlling the fake thumb and i love how practical all of our effects are because i think it makes it way more visceral and makes you want to cringe and cover your eyes exactly definitely what was the longest you sat in like a makeup chair to get something done oh um you know it's funny i think

three and a half hours, which isn't that long considering, you know, there's people like Doug Jones, you know, who like every day they come into work, they're like becoming a fish man. And they're like, that's insane. I think four hours one day. I think four hours was my max. And that was...

All my prosthetics, I have tattoos in the movie. All of those. But what I got into the habit of is we found a way to make it so I could watch movies. And I watched it with the whole team. And everyone there was lovely. So it was great to spend time with them. But eventually we just started watching the...

I was re-watching the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, which was great and definitely something I think Nathan would watch every year. We watched Mad Max, which a lot of them, because we shot in South Africa, a lot of those guys worked on that movie. And we would just be watching, I don't know, some cool scene with Furiosa and they would have all these little tidbits about like how they did certain things. And that was great. It was just like a great way to pass the time and just relax.

look more and more fucked up. Yeah. That's very true. Well, I think everyone can get very excited to go see this movie this weekend, hopefully. Yeah, hopefully. They're out in theaters now, but we're so excited to have you and talk with you. And you mentioned that...

sketch comedy was kind of part of your life early on where did that love come from like to jump into sketch comedy oh I mean I I've always loved watching sketch comedy like I remember they used to have these SNL box sets of like the best of Chris Farley or whatever and you just watched everyone's greatest hits and I I always thought that was amazing and then when I was I was always like making little movies when I was a kid I would get like this uh

Sony camera with like a mini DV tape and eventually I learned iMovie HD and I remember I had these friends in middle school and we would we would do this thing we would like shoot these videos we called them they were essentially sketches and we didn't really realize it but we called it Epic Fest and it was this thing

It was a Facebook group, you know, back when those were back when Facebook wasn't a nightmare. Yeah, exactly. It was a it was a it was a back when you would write on your friend's wall. Hey, happy birthday. Yeah. Like for true. Exactly. It's not just like an article your uncle is posting. Yeah. Getting really upset. And there's a whole paragraph. It used to be a different place, but it was a Facebook group called Epic Fest.

Love it. It was epic. It was epic. Sick. It was every summer, it was four of us, and we would break off into two teams of two. And over the course of one week, both teams would film like three videos. And they were like a couple minutes long each, and we never knew what the other team was going to post, but we always knew that we would post them on the same day. And then like our whole...

seemingly or like a bunch of different people in our school were part of the Facebook group and at the very end of it they all voted on which team presented the best collection of videos and it was just the best time and like I've always been trying to find a way to essentially do Epic Fest as a career that was like my secret dream but then I got to college and there was a sketch comedy team called Hammercats and I auditioned for it and and I got on and like I was a

I was a drama major. I never did a play just because every month I was writing for and performing in a show. We'd go to other schools and perform. And then actually last night, I got to surprise some NYU kids at a screening of

So cool. And I did a surprise Q&A. And our moderator is the current director of Hammercats. That's that college sketch group. So it was so cool to see that it's still around. He's doing such a great job with it. Shout out to Matam. You're incredible. But just to see NYU kids and screen the movie for them was truly soul healing for me. It was awesome.

That is really cool. Did you love all the SNL 50 stuff recently? I really did. It was kind of an embarrassment of riches. It was just like there was so much stuff. I still haven't really seen all of it yet, but it was just incredible. It has been so good. Was acting and getting into this field kind of...

the only thing that you like. - You would assume, right? Yeah, with who I come from, I guess. But yes, but they never really push it on me one way or the other.

Obviously, they were an example that it was possible. I feel like if you say, usually the average person, if they're like, Mom, Dad, I want to be an actor, your parents will look at you as if you're insane. And so mine didn't because they were probably like, oh, here we go. They were probably more like that. But I remember they put a real emphasis on just being a kid when I was a kid and not trying to do anything professional.

It wasn't a hard and fast rule. They were just like, have fun with your friends. And I was like, I'm going to make Epic Fest. Yeah.

I'll show you guys. I'll show you. But then I did a – actually, no. I had a giant crush on this girl. And I remember in middle school she asked me what I like to do for fun on the weekends. And I said I like to watch TV and play video games. And I felt like the most boring dude on the planet. And then I found out she was doing – or auditioning for the school play. And I'm like, okay.

Now's my shot to see if I actually like this. And I did it. And it was Midsummer Night's Dream. I got Nick Bottom, who's the guy who gets turned into a donkey. And I had such a blast. I met all these kids that are still my best friends. So there's this sense of community and getting my first laugh on stage. So I really fell in love with it kind of instantly.

on my own terms in a way where I'm like, I genuinely love this and want to pursue this because I love it, not for any other reason. And I'm so grateful that that's the case. Yeah, absolutely. You mentioned getting your first laugh on stage. What is that feeling like? Still chasing it. Yeah, still chasing that high. Still chasing that high. Seriously, nothing has topped that. I'm not joking. Nothing. Nothing.

It was awesome. Yeah. No, that was great. It's like the moment you realize you're kind of funny in real life. Yeah. You know, like with your friends, you're like, oh. Oh, maybe I'm... Well, because... But that's the difference, right? You can be funny with your friends. Yeah. But there was something about being on stage and then like getting a laugh

getting a laugh I'm trying to get from an audience, like an intended laugh. Please give it to me. And I got it. And I was like, yes, this is amazing. Better than Epic Fest. Better than Epic Fest. What was the first gig that you booked that was like, okay, all right, this is a career. Like now it's, you know, maybe moving on from Epic Fest. Yeah, yeah. If we... If you ever could. If we even should. If we must. No, I think the, let's see.

Well, my first real big movie that I booked, I remember I went to NYU and I would audition for things. I would go back to L.A. and I would like when spring break was happening, when people were going to like Miami or whatever, I was like going back to L.A. and I was like seeing if I could get in any rooms.

And, yeah, I auditioned for The Hunger Games. And I remember being on that set. And I don't know if I was like, I've made it. Like, this is a career. I think maybe I was more like, oh, my God, this is such a big movie. What if I fuck all this up? And I was so scared. But then going there and...

Meeting all those people who were all more or less the same age. Getting to watch Jennifer Lawrence put in such an iconic, incredible performance. And she was like 22 or something. Yeah, yeah. It was nuts to watch. And she's so incredible and continues to be incredible. That was just life changing just to be there. It

It really did feel like summer camp. Like when we were actually there, it didn't feel like the biggest thing on the planet, even though I knew the books were very popular. So that was great. That kind of... It was my first real experience on a set as an actor. You know what I mean? Like I visited my parents' sets before, but...

There's something about being on a set when you're not involved with the thing where you just feel like a part of the machine that doesn't really belong. You're just kind of like, okay, I don't know what to do here. But getting used to that rhythm as an actor was really cool. And I don't know, I miss all those guys. Every single person was incredible. When you booked The Boys, did you have any idea kind of like the crazy cult following that would come with it? Absolutely not. I did not know. When I first read...

I remember I read the script first and there was a, it was like, read the script. There would be a meeting with you and Eric Kripke. And I read the script. I thought it was amazing. I did not realize it was based off a comic book. I thought Eric had just written a brilliant script about America and just inserted superheroes into it. And then I met with him kind of like a, you know, pre-audition meeting just to, I think just to get a sense of me, I think. Yeah.

And it went really well. I really liked him. All my friends were so stoked for me. They were like, Eric Kripke, the Supernatural guy? He's the best! Like, they were just like, oh my God, no way. That's amazing. And then I think I auditioned for that show once with Aaron Moriarty, once just on my own, and then once...

with Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg. And that was super intimidating because they're heroes of mine. And I remember Seth Rogen actually read Butcher's lines in the scenes with me. Yeah. But did not attempt to do a British accent. Just was like, Oi, Huey, we gotta get him in the boot. Then we're gonna bugger off. It was just like...

It was so surreal. I probably almost lost the job because I was way too focused on how odd this was. But no, I had no idea. I knew I liked it. I knew we all liked what we were working on. We thought it was...

new and weird, but we also knew that it was a big swing. We had no clue that it would take off in the way that it did. And then I was so unbelievably happy when it did. I'm still so grateful for that show. It changed everything for me overnight. It just changed my life for the better, like basically immediately. And that never happens. So, I mean, thank you, Eric Kripke. Thank you to the whole show. And now it's ending, which is so crazy. And we're shooting the last season right now.

But I love that it's our intended ending. You know what I mean? Like, it's not like... That's so rare in TV these days. Usually you just find out you're canceled and you're like, I guess...

That was the ending. Yeah, right. That's the deal. You could sort of prepare for this ending now. Yeah. And it's also Eric's intended ending for the series, which is unbelievable. We get to go out on our own terms, see all these character arcs through. We've been at it for a couple of months now. It's so gnarly. I think it's an amazing season so far. Daveed Diggs is there this season. I won't tell you who he plays or what he does, but he's crushing it.

- Amazing. - He's so good. - That's amazing. - And that-- - Sorry. - No, you're good. - Sort of bittersweet though, right? For a show that you love so much, everybody loves it, has such a strong fan base. - Oh yeah. - Coming to an end, you can kinda move on to other projects, but it has to be a little bit bittersweet. - Oh, absolutely. I'm going to weep like a baby. Like I am going to be so sad when it's over. But I read something recently about, 'cause it's five seasons, but that's seven years of my life really that I've known everyone.

And I read something recently where if you've known someone for seven years, the chances are like tripled that you'll be in each other's lives for the rest of your lives, which is amazing. I saw that. I've also seen that on, you know, that gets shared on people's Instagram stories. We all have the same algorithm, guys. Yeah. That shows up on the for your page. It's like seven or eight years. I think they're like, that's when people really cement themselves. That could be utter bullshit. We don't know. But I remember being like, ah. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you for you, Paige. Thank you so much. I will give you a warm hug. I will keep those friends that I've been planning on keeping on. I wasn't going to, but now I will. Now I guess they're stuck with me. Yeah, I guess so. But they're all just lovely people and it's such a cliche. You hear it all the time, but we really, truly have become a family. We really like, we just get along. We just, I don't know, like I grew up as an only child. Car,

Carl Urban, Laz Alonzo and Tamera Capone are my older brothers that I never had. They are in the best way, constantly giving me shit. And it is my favorite thing on the planet. And Karen is my sister that I never had, who's just like, everything's fine. You're good. Everything's totally cool.

But they're the best. And everyone, even the people I don't really work with too often, like the soups and everyone is incredible. Yeah. Like truly. That is like a family and you need that. You need the people in your life that's going to give you a little shit. Yeah. Like your own family would. Yeah. No, absolutely. Make fun of you, humble you. That's all they do. Consider me humbled. Yeah, you're right. I'm good. Sometimes you're like, okay.

Okay, okay, I got it. Do you have a favorite crazy storyline from your character on that show?

Oh, there's so many. There's so much. I will just never forget shooting a scene inside of a beached whale. Like that is truly, and they built, I just love in the room, everyone's like, yeah, yeah, that did happen. He's like, I remember that. There's so much going on. No, they built a whale. Like they made a whale, they put it on a beach and there's an interior and an exterior. It was crazy. That, I remember that even, you know, there's a whole sequence where we're driving in a boat and,

going into said whale. And I remember we're shooting it and we're shooting it on Lake Ontario, pretending to be the ocean, but it's very choppy that day. And I remember Carl Urban is actually driving the boat. Like it's just the real actors in the boat were being shot from a helicopter. It is windy and the helicopter is making a lot of noise.

Carl, you know, he drives a lot of boats, but he was like, guys, if anyone is feeling unsafe for whatever reason, the safe word is Carl, Carl, Carl. And for story reasons, I have to be at the front of the boat, which you would, if you're in rocky waters, you're never going to be at the front of the boat. Yeah, you don't want to be in the front. Because that's the thing going up, down, up, down. And I have to be like the first one in the whale. So I can't move. So we start going. It is so choppy. I am getting tossed off.

So much. I think in the shot, I'm holding onto the sides and kind of like surfing on it because I realized if I was sitting down, the seat was kind of like punching me in the ass. Like it was just, it was horrible for my back. So, you know, we're going and I remember Laz Alonso who plays Mother's Milk. He was like, dude, I thought you were like riding those waves. I was like, Jack is strong. This is awesome. But really no one can hear me. I'm just facing the other way and I'm going Carlton.

girl, girl, girl, girl. Like I thought I was just going to get like catapulted out of the boat. It was insane. And I remember. Nothing like no one being able to hear your safe word. Oh, yes, true. Like overall, it's his name and he can't even hear it. And I remember we stopped and then I turned around and everyone could see I was really frazzled. So for some of the other shots we got,

We didn't have a stunt double that day for whatever reason, but I remember there was this one random grip who kind of fit my build. And they were like, does anyone want to be the stunt double for Jack? And he was like...

I'll do it. And they put a Jack Quaid wig on this man. And so fun fact about that, anything from the back, that is this random grip who, sir, you are a hero. That was, I don't think I'll ever forget all of that. Oh my God, that is incredible. What a savior. Seriously, thanks for saving the day. All he had to do was take one puff of his cigarette and he was ready to go. He was like, hold on. Yeah.

I mean, it was the most badass thing I've ever seen. That is amazing. Oh, that's too good. We do have to wrap up, sadly. We're having a ton of fun here. But our last question is, thanks to our wonderful sponsor at Armani Beauty. We love Armani Beauty. You mentioned all the makeup, everything that goes into your character, Nate, for Novocaine. The tattoos are really extensive. They are. Yes, they are. Are you...

Pro or against tattoos? I am now pro. I've never been anti, I'd say. I just never thought I was a guy who could pull off tattoos in any capacity. But then after playing this guy who is also a dude who probably should be able to pull off tattoos and seeing the movie and being like, I actually can.

can I'm not gonna do full body like him but I definitely want to I had to learn how to tattoo for the movie like that I would practice with a tattoo gun because I have to work with that a little bit and they would give me these like sheets of fake skin it's very gross but I would like practice by doing these smiley faces and

if you came into my apartment, it looked insane. I looked like a serial killer. There's skin sheets and there's just smiley faces on all of them. Don't worry, I'm just practicing. Don't worry, I'm practicing. It's for a film. But,

But I think I want to do, I think I want to do like one smiley face that like based off of one I draw like somewhere. Just to commemorate it. Will you do it yourself? There's no way. I will, I can feel pain and it will affect my performance. Someone coming into your apartment and you're like, just do it yourself. I'm like, oh,

It's for a film! Yes. No, that'll be... It's just this jagged, crazy-looking smiley face. Well, I kind of think it's like you get the bug, right? It's like that's what people say when they start getting tattoos. You probably look at yourself in the mirror with all of Nate's tattoos. You're like...

I could actually pull this off. I think I rock this. Our two directors actually got matching Novocaine tattoos at the end of the movie. There you go. So I'm like, okay. So maybe that you'll keep the smiley face will be the thing. The smiley face will be your gateway. Yes, absolutely. Safely. Exactly. My gateway smiley face. Exactly. Yeah. Well, everybody, please head to the movie theater. You can go check out Novocaine in theaters now. Yes. Thanks, guys. Thank you, Jack. This was a blast.

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Alright, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another game of Beat Rian Fran. This is game number 165, and we are joined by Sarah and Ana E. They have been to one of our live shows. Ana E just informed us that she did get a question right over us during trivia, so...

Listen, I'm a little nervous now, but welcome to the show, ladies. Thank you. Thanks for having us. We are so excited. We'll jump right into it. 15 questions. If you get the question right, you get the point. If you get it wrong, the other team can steal the point. Whoever has the most points at the end wins. To determine who goes first, Noah's going to give us a movie. We're going to guess the Rotten Tomatoes critic score of that movie. Whoever is the closest, your team will go first, and we will alternate between teams. Everyone gets their own guess. Noah, what is today's movie?

Today's movie is Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. I've never seen this. Neither have I. Jinx! Yeah, this was a question on the dozen, but it wasn't. Like, it was given as an answer, but it wasn't the answer. I do love this movie, but I don't know. I'm going to go 63. That's literally the number I was saying. Wow, really? Yes. So never mind. I'm going to go...

82. I'm going to say 31. 56. Rhea's one off, 83. Wow. They loved it. They did. I knew that they did. I'd never seen it though. Okay. Question number one to Rhea and Fran. Shout out Caitlin from Auburn. Who plays Anne Hathaway's fiance in the movie Bride Wars? Chris Pratt. Hers is Chris Pratt? Yes. Yeah.

Correct. Sometimes I switch in my mind. And she ends up with Brian Greenberg. I was going to say, it's Brian Greenberg. All right, one nothing, Rianne Fran. Question number two, and this is to Anai and Sarah. Shout out Veronica from Charleston. Who has been on Traitors, Special Forces, and The Masked Singer? That's what I was going to say. Tom Sandoval. Final answer. Final answer. Correct. Yeah, he does it all. Yeah, wow. He really does it all.

SUDS.

He got the suds. Final answer. Correct. 3-1. 2-1. God, I'm all over the place. Okay, 2-1. Keep up. No, we're fine. Ria and Fran, and this is question number four to Anai and Sarah. Shout out Sophia from Tiverton, Rhode Island. Which actor has been in all of these movies? Couples Retreat, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Zoolander. Is it Owen Wilson? No.

Maybe? I don't know what his character in Mr. and Mrs. is there, but I trust you. No, I haven't seen it, but... That's what my first thought was. I can't think of anything else. Fifteen seconds. He couples with Tree. Tree's his girlfriend? Yeah. Owen Wilson? Incorrect. Tree and friend. I don't really know who's in...

like the side characters in Mr. and Mrs. Smith what about Zoolander because I don't know the side characters in Zoolander is Vince Vaughn in Couples Retreat yes is he in the other ones I don't think he's in Mr. and Mrs. Smith or Zoolander I can't think of anything else 10 seconds let me think for a second is it Jason Bateman maybe Jason Bateman final yeah incorrect it is Vince Vaughn no shit yeah damn it

It is still 2-1, Rianne Fran. And this is question number five to them. This is out of Hallie from Clemson. Which historical figure did Justin Bieber say the following about? Blank was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Belieber. Yeah, that's Anne Frank. Yeah. Yeah. That's a tough question. Yeah. It's Anne Frank. Correct. And I'm sure she was. That was a tough one from Bieber. Yep. Hey, like...

No, just next question. 3-1. Okay, question number six, Donnie and Sarah. Shout out Holly from DeLue. Also where Nelly lives, she says. In Wedding Crashers, what song is playing in the montage where Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn are sleeping with girls at all the weddings? I don't get it. It's like Jump. Is that the name of the song? Sure. It's like the...

No, it's Shout. It's Shout. Okay. Like, you know the... Yeah. Shout. Final answer. Correct. Mm-hmm. Just watch Wedding Crashers Monday night. Great movie. Awesome. Okay, 3-2, Rianne Fran. For the dozen. For me. Yeah. Actually. I watched. And he actually did get the question. So it paid off. 3-2, Rianne Fran. Questions to them. Shout out Ashley from Pittsburgh. In the movie Titanic, what name does Rose's rich fiancé go by? I don't know.

Cal? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Cal. Cal. Final answer. Correct. Calden Hockley. Yeah, and he goes by Cal. Yeah, yeah. You know what? I finished all of Paradise. So, like, I was thinking Cal in my head, and then I was like, is that right? Or is it just because I just finished Paradise? Okay, 4-2, Rianne Fran. Question number eight to Anai and Sarah. Shout out Kelly from Atlanta and Marita from Nashville.

This is all you. Oh, God. Is it something that's alliterative? You know I didn't watch Friends. Oh, God. Just say something. I can't think of anything. No answer. Pass.

The more friends questions we get, the more I go, I don't know this show at all. The more I ask myself, have I watched Friends? Have I seen Friends every night? Rusty Ross. What would be a nickname for Rugby? I have no... I now think it's a thing where when I hear Friends, everything leaves my brain because I haven't gotten it. We're going to go with Butterfingers. Final answer. Incorrect. Red Ross. Oh, because that's when he gets really angry. I will...

Yeah. You're right. I only want... When she said... Sarah said... I think it's a letter if I said it okay. But Red Ross was his nickname when he was younger. Emily's friends didn't come up with Red Ross. Yeah, thank you. Oh, oh.

Yeah. Emily's friends did not come up with Red Ross. But maybe they just called him that. Red Ross was a nickname. Yeah. Ross called himself that from when he was younger. Did they call him that at rugby? I don't remember. Maddie, are you our resident friends expert? We didn't know. Damn. All right. I'm glad. Should we? No. I mean, nobody got that. But I'm just saying that that's not a correct question. Okay. I'm going to take it up with Kelly and Marita. All right.

All right. Question number nine to Rian Franchetta, Ashley from Pittsburgh. What is the name of the ground player on Traders? Fergus. Fergus. Yeah. Final answer. Correct. When I was looking that up, I was actually surprised to find out that he's an actor and has a real name. That checks out. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Five, two. You think he's just living at that castle by himself? I just thought that his name was Fergus and lived in Scotland and just happened. I don't know.

- Ooh, what's that? It's me, Ria again, here to remind you that you don't wanna miss out on McDonald's breakfast. You don't wanna look at your clock and go, "Ah, I missed it. I missed the time again." No, you gotta make it in time for McDonald's breakfast. You gotta make it in time for those hash browns. You gotta make it in time for those hotcakes, for those McGriddles. The sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddles is my favorite. A little hash brown on it, a high C on the side,

Ooh, I love to get my morning started with that. And you should too, because by now you must be craving it. I know you are, because I'm craving it as I'm talking about it. So tomorrow morning when you wake up and you know it's before the time, just get that McDonald's breakfast and treat yourself. Because what time is it? It is time for McDonald's breakfast.

Even women are possessions to him.

See, Billy Idol gets it. I don't know why she doesn't get it. Oh, I hope you find her. Great scene. That's from The Wedding Singer. Final answer. Correct. Nice. Great movie. Okay, 5-3. Rianne Fran, question number 11 to them. Shout out Brittany from Edwardsville, Illinois. Name the full movie title where Zac Efron stars as Ted Bundy. Oh, God. I...

It's got like 14 words. It's like so long. Five, 15 seconds. Yeah. I can't even. Unimaginable. Like it's just a long thing. Yeah, I'm not sure. I don't have a guess. Yeah. Okay. Ana and Sarah. I can only think of the word monster. I don't know. Yeah, I couldn't think of all the words. It's many words. The question should have been like, give me two words. Yeah, it's a lot of words.

Do we go to us? 15 seconds. It's not going to come to us. No, it's not going to come to us. Pass. It's extremely wicked, shockingly evil, and vile. Yeah, no, no, no. Extremely wicked, shockingly evil, and vile. Yeah, that wasn't going to happen. All right, it is still 5-3, Rand Friend. This question is number 12 to Anai and Sarah. Shout out Morgan in Ojai, California.

In Seinfeld, what food item does George eat out of the trash can? Potato or pizza. I wasn't going with either of those. Okay. I trust you. No. Any? Or a hot dog? I feel like it was something like this. I go with... Ten seconds. Big potato or pizza. I go with that. Okay. Big potato? Sure. Big potato. Incorrect. Do you remember what this is? I don't know. I think it might go pizza.

Okay. I don't know, though, but I'm going to go pizza. Final answer. Yeah. Incorrect. It's an eclair. Chocolate eclair. Wow. And it was right. She got the shape right. She was like, it was long. Honestly, it kind of looks like a potato. I was picturing him folding. I know. I don't know. Pizza. Okay. It's still 5-3, Rianne Fran. This question's to them. Three more questions left. Okay. Shout out Hallie from Clemson again. Name the Disney Channel movie by the IMDb description.

When Cletus can't play the school mascot, Pete has to secretly do the job. Hatching Pete. Yeah. Hatching Pete. Final. Yeah. Correct. That seals the victory. Jason Dolly. Nice. Jason Dolly. Six, three. We'll do the final two questions. What do you think Jason Dolly is doing right now? Probably chilling. Yeah. Question number 14 is to Anai and Sarah. Shout out Neha from Hawaii. And she says, Aloha. Aloha. In One Tree Hill...

What was the title of Julian and Alex's movie? Oh, my God. I didn't watch it. I literally could not tell you. 15 seconds. It's something like I can only think of the word angel and I don't think that's right. I'm just trying to think of the movie posters. Yeah. Angel. Final answer. Incorrect. It's a re-inferno. I don't think I remember either. I don't know this. Yeah. I don't know. Pass. Pass.

Seven Dreams Till Tuesday. Oh, yep. Yep. Yep. That's a good title. Yep. Yep. I'd watch. Seven Dreams Till Tuesday. Okay, final question. Just to re-infrant. They're up 6-3. Shout out Alyssa from Kansas City. In season two of The Summer I Turned Pretty, Stephen and Taylor do a choreographed dance to what song? I was just saying I wanted to watch this season again.

What's the song that's like... It's tricky? Yeah. It's tricky? Yeah, yeah. Alright. It's tricky. Incorrect. I feel like that's just a song that you'd have a dance routine to. See them doing the dance. That's my problem too. I also see them doing the dance. There's no music though in my head. 90s pop fun. I'm trying to think of the soundtrack. 15 seconds.

I can't think of a song. Five seconds. Jump. Sure. Jump. Incorrect. Party in the USA. Miley. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Damn it. Damn. It's tricky. Would have been good, though. It's the same choreography for both. Yeah. Right. Exactly. Same vibe. Same vibe. Yep. Damn. Damn.

We did come away with a win there. 6-3 final score. I'm happy with that. A lot of points scored. I'm a little upset with myself about a couple questions, but we move along. We won and that's okay. We can move on from it. That was a great game, guys. A great back and forth there. Thank you guys so much for playing. Thank you for coming to our live show. We really appreciate the support.

and it was so nice meeting you guys thank you again and you get some merch too even though you know you don't get a shirt that says you beat us but you get merch so where's she gonna go with this even though you lost no I'm kidding you just email Noah your address and sizes and we'll get that sent to you awesome thank you so much for everything thanks guys bye

All right, that wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. Thank you so much for watching and listening. We love you guys oh so very much. We're giving you big hugs and smooches all weekend long. We love you guys, and we'll talk to you on Monday. Have a lovely weekend. The quarter pounder with cheese had many great things. Maple flavored griddle cakes isn't one of them.

McDonald's breakfast comes first. You don't wake up dreaming of McDonald's fries. You wake up dreaming of McDonald's hash browns. McDonald's breakfast comes first.