Ria's Fiancé Marty Stops In! Selena Gomez's Viral Video Sparks Backlash + Beat Ria & Fran Game 144 w/ Kelly Keegs
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What's up everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rhea and Fran giving you that Friday energy on a Friday.

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Friday. We got topics to go over, Noah and I, and then we have a great segment with my fiance, Matt, aka people know him at Barstool as Marty. And we also have a great game of trivia with Kelly Keegs as my partner. And you know, Kelly Keegs is a pop culture queen. So it was a great game of trivia. But first, how are we feeling today, Noah?

I'm feeling great. Feeling great today? Yeah. Yeah, I'm feeling good today. I just had lunch and I ordered a buffalo chicken pizza that had no buffalo sauce on it. It was just no sauce. It was just chicken and blue cheese, which, you know, not exciting. It's like dry chicken. Yeah, it was straight up dry chicken with no sauce on it. It was just dry chicken. I ate it. There's honestly nothing more devastating than when you order food and the order is messed up because you've been waiting like 30 plus minutes and then you're starving. Yeah.

Especially at work. You're like, we're on a schedule time crunch. I'm like, ah, shit. You know what's even worse than that, which I've done is ordering it to the office when you're at home. Oh.

And they're like, it's here. I open my door, nothing. And I go, oh, no. No, that is, it's like your heart sinks. You're like, are you fucking serious? I just hit reorder. To your place instead. Yeah, no. I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm eating this dry ass chicken with blue cheese on it for my lunch. And I'm just going to, you know, head on my merry way without my buffalo chicken pizza. Yeah. My classic buffalo chicken. Any exciting plans for the weekend? I'm going to a concert tonight with my mom. Nice. In Central Park. What concert? What concert?

uh i don't know if you would know it's britney howard i've seen her before yeah michael kiwanuka uh but she's she's part of alabama shakes the band yeah but it's just like in central park and honestly it's like i didn't know it's part of the summer series i'm like it's october but but the weather is really nice it's really nice so i i'm excited honestly my mom tried to bail on me i bought her tickets and then she well she has a valid reason i guess she's like

She texted me, like, I'll see if I can go. But last night... Shout out all the Jews, by the way. Rosh Hashanah. Happy New Year. So I was home at my grandparents' place, like, for the holiday last night. And Murray was acting so weird. I was like, why is he acting tired? He was just being really weird, but he does that sometimes. But then she took him to the vet today. And he has, like... I don't know what it's called. It's not Lyme's disease, but it's, like, something similar. He has to take, like, antibiotics for two weeks. He should be fine. But she's like...

Yeah, I'll see if I... I don't know if I'm coming anymore. Like, I might have to just stay with Marie. Oh, that's a valid excuse, though. Poor Marie. It is. But I go, what are you actually doing? Like, you're just at home. Like, nothing will change. She wants to keep an eye on you. She's comforting. Yeah, she wants to cuddle with him. But she's coming. Okay, good. But I hope Marie's okay. Yeah. Um...

But yeah, so going to the concert, I'm going to like four or five concerts in the next week. Wow. Do you have like a one you're most excited about? Yeah. Um, but Stevie wonder is playing at MSG next week. And I honestly am like, damn, I've never seen it before. That would be kind of like a bucket list. Might as well go. Yeah. Uh, Stevie wonders in town. You got to show up. Yeah. So I'm excited. And then I'm going to see a concert next weekend with my dad. Um,

So yeah. Nice. So some family time, some concerts. Some family time. My birthday is coming up. Yes, big birthday. Not the big one, not 30, but 29. But although my mom said something yesterday, she was like, this is your last 20th birthday. And I'm like, I've never thought about it like that, but that makes this feel worse for me. Do you have any big plans? No, I never have plans. I never have like,

Because I don't like to think about my birthday. We should go to dinner or something. We should. Yeah, we're going to get a group together and go to dinner. Check out that new restaurant I want to go to. Which one? It's called The Corner Store. I think Taylor Swift and Gigi Adi just went to it recently. It has a martini bar. That would be a good one. We should look into that. We should look into that. Remember when you were going to do your whole menu? You were like, but that's too much. We'll go to dinner. Yeah, we'll do some dinner. Yeah.

You want me to cook for you? No, no, no. I was just saying, remember that was thrown out there for the birthday. We can do a dinner party. Yeah, but then it's too much work for you. No, we'll see. We'll see. The world is our oyster. Who knows what's to happen for your birthday? But a lot of options. I'm planning on having a chill weekend with my fiance and our family. Going home? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to go home to Long Island a little bit. A little time in Jersey, a little time in Long Island. Just chill. I need to get some chill time in and get reset for the busy weeks ahead. We got a tour coming up, a lot of exciting events. I'm super excited for tour, guys. Tickets are still on sale. We announced our Nashville guest and we announced...

Our Kansas City, Nashville will be Liv and Kayla from Love Island. Kansas City will be Joey and Kelsey. And then next week we will be announcing Buffalo and the Buffalo guest at our live show will be coming on the podcast next week as well.

Thankfully, she did not cancel on me. So that's good. Watch that happen. No, I know. I mean, listen, I don't hold anything against anybody. Things come up. I'm totally understandable why people have to cancel. Like, I totally get it.

So yeah, I'm very excited and those tickets are on sale and we'll be announcing that soon. That's a month away. It is. I'm so fucking pumped for tour. I have just like this energy and this confidence inside me that feels like we are going to put on the best shows that we possibly can or have ever done before. Now that we've done a bunch, I just...

I have that motivation. I have that drive, that confidence in me to like put on a show of a lifetime. So I'm really excited to get there because I'm ready to entertain you guys and have a freaking blast. So check out the tickets. If you're still thinking about coming, there's still tickets on sale for Kansas City and Nashville. The other places are sold out, which means we're coming to you and maybe you will have to catch us the next time because it's sold out.

But for the people that bought the tickets, thank you so much. We love and appreciate your support more than you even know. Seriously, I love you guys so much. And thanks for all the patience with the weird scheduling this week. I put it on my story, but went from Fran's wedding to the filming of Surviving Barstool. Then I got sick and it's just been a whirlwind. And I'm trying to just like reset and get ready for everything coming ahead. But I appreciate everyone's patience because there were some people that were frustrated with the

scheduling of the shows and I understand like I want to give it my all and give you guys the best shows we possibly can but sometimes it's

Things happen. Sometimes life pops up and we got other, you know, things that we need to answer to. And that's that. So we're going to move along. We have a great episode. I'm going to do some topics with Noah. We got a little segment with Matt. We're going to be talking a little bit about us. And then we played a game with him that I thought was really funny, pop culture related. And we also have trivia with Kelly Keegs. So let's get into the topics. All right. First topic, we're going to start off with.

Fashion Nova has released a Drake BBL Drizzy Halloween costume. How do you feel about this, Noah? I mean, I love it.

I just looked up the costume and it kind of is just like a big butt. Yeah, it's BBL Drizzy. Yeah. I'm wondering like he I feel like he could probably sue them for this. Do you think so? I mean, they're like making fun of him. It's all like making fun of him. Right. Like that's his name. Defamation. I don't know if he has copyright over Drizzy, but I'm sure he has Drizzy copyrighted. Yeah. Imagine he didn't have Drizzy copyrighted. That would be like, who's your team, Drake?

But how did that song like went viral and was used by everyone? I don't know. But should I do that? Should I be BBL Jersey? Because I was thinking like Halloween is on the day that we record this year. Wait, can you please come in with a fake ass? I'd be like sitting forward.

I beg of you. Get like a haircut. No, no. And we won't tell Fran. And you just come in with a huge. Do you think she would know if I walked in with that like no context? I think she might be like, are you Kim Kardashian? Yeah. Like, you know, like it's not automatically going to be BBL Drizzy. But you walking around with a fake ass is something I didn't know I needed to see until now. Well, I have been like, what should I be this year? Because I'm kind of mailed it in last year. I was just like a snowboarder.

Right. I do appreciate that you still dress up for Halloween, though. Like you you will do it. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm not going to be the only one in this room. Right. I don't have my freaking idea yet.

Yeah, last year was so good it's hard to top. I know. And then we'll see. We'll see. But I think you absolutely have to do BBL Drizzy. That is something I need to see. I just need you walking around this office. Do you remember the episode of That's So Raven where Raven like dresses up as like the teacher or whoever? God. She has like a fake butt. Yeah. Yeah. She has like a fake butt. Oh my God. I just need to see your ass like jiggling throughout this place. Yeah.

I'm going to take that out of context. Out of context. Oh, shit. That is funny. I mean, this is... I think you should do it, but I also think it's a costume that's probably going to be overkill this year. Yeah. What do you think the most popular costumes are going to be this year? What happened this year? Oh, that's a really good question. I think Sabrina Carpenter is going to be a big one. Like, wig...

you know all of her outfits yeah just i think just sabrina carpenter general taylor and travis i think taylor and travis is going to be huge i think um drake and kendrick yeah together like it's going to be like two people dressing as drake and kendrick i'm trying to think i feel like i'm missing other things that huge things that have happened this year yeah um

Oh, Love Island. Oh, people are going to be Rob. Rob, of course. 100% with the overalls. I already did that, so. Yeah, people are going to be Rob. People are going to be everybody from Love Island. But I think Rob. If you have a big group, that would actually be kind of cool. Everyone's a different character. I think Rob will be the most replicated one just because it's easy to do a snake and you hold a snake and you have an overall.

don't say anything and just stare into the... Can you imagine like people in their group chats right now like, guys, guys, guys, I thought of the best idea, Rob from Love Island, but then like everybody's going to be Rob from Love Island. Although Love Island like, doesn't it feel like it was two years ago? I was just thinking about this because I thought, and they are still like, trust me, they're still very, very popular.

But for some reason, when it was at the highest stick possibly, I thought that was going to stick that way. The month after the finale was, like, insane. No, I thought, like, we'd still be seeing and talking about something they're doing every single day. And I am still seeing them every day. Oh, if they just announced, like, that reality show that everyone's been like, oh, like, they're all going to live in a house, that'd be unreal. They should. Like, they're really missing out. I know a lot of people probably won't do it now, but...

I feel like they're missing out not having them all live in a house together. Who wouldn't do it, though? I feel like Nicole wouldn't do it. I think Nicole wouldn't do it. I don't think Lea and Miguel would do it. Really? I don't think so. I think Janae and Kenny would. I think Liv and Kayla would. I think Rob would. I think Kendall would. Cordell and Serena. Cordell and Serena. Maybe. I just don't see Lea and Miguel doing it. I feel like she just was over it at that point. Yeah. And then you'd have to bring back the earlier people, and that would probably get...

Lovely. Yeah. That would be such a good show, though. I feel like they're like... Where would you... Jersey Shore? Where would they do it? Oh, my God. If they did the Jersey Shore next summer. Yeah. Finally there. I feel like that's the place where there'd be the most drama. Right. You don't want to do it in Malibu. No, and you can't put them in the Hamptons because then it's just Summer House. Yeah. We got to do like... You got to... Yeah. There's a space opening at the Jersey Shore. You know what I mean? Like...

Put them back in the Shore House. Yeah, invite them. Put them back in the Shore House. Yeah. The Jersey Shore House. I would love that. That would be so good. Moving along, there was a weird little back and forth between Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright. So apparently Jax messed some things up in his court filing for divorce with Brittany where it –

was stated they were never legally married and he like messed it up. But now they're saying they're going to amend it. Like the things he was filling out needs to be filled out by like a legal lawyer. And every time I see something between Jax and Brittany, I,

I'm not surprised. Like, I'm not like, oh my God, that happened. Like, I'm always like, okay, that makes sense. Jax fucked up his filing. Like, yeah, that makes total sense. I just feel bad that they have a child and I feel like this child needs to be taken care of. And I trust that Brittany will do the right thing. But Jax, who knows, man? Like I just, he, he, he can't be trusted. Um, but just wanted to get that out there.

weird like they weren't legally married and then Brittany was like shocked that he heard that. Like he messed that up or like they actually were never legally married? No, I think he like messed it up on his papers and I'm pretty sure they were legally married because why else would they be getting a divorce? They were married. So how are they getting divorced if they've never got legally married? Or like you go to court and they're like you're not married.

married. Right, like, you're good. You actually don't need to get divorced. You're actually divorcing nobody right now. He'd probably be pumped. He'd be like, oh, I never did cheat on my wife then. Oh my god. That would be semantics. He'd be like, wait, so you mean I didn't cheat on my wife? We weren't really married. Oh, that's why I did. We weren't married. Yeah, oh my god, that would be such a Jax thing to like...

he was at the bar after our Charlotte show, like randomly with, uh, the guy from Survivor. Yeah. And then I said like, Oh man, what's up man? Like you've been on our show and he just tried to play it cool. Like what? Who? What? Yeah. I mean, gosh, I remember he was like one of the first people I met when I started working here back. Like, you know, and he was like so into bar. And then he like, I remember there was a show and then he unfollowed everybody. Yeah. He followed me. Yeah. Um,

In 2018. But who did you have? You had someone else. I remember this. And he like walked in while you were on the radio. And it was like another Bravo person. I don't remember. It was like he was friendly with. I don't remember that. Yeah. But yeah, that was like early on.

Early on, Jax Taylor was in the mix, and I have never trusted him. I still don't trust him. So I think, you know, Britney just needs to find herself in a better position without Jax. Last topic, Selena Gomez was at a concert grinding on her co-star Edgar Ramirez, her co-star for Sabrina Carpenter concert. And they have the film Amelia Perez, and her co-star is Edgar Ramirez. And she was like grinding up all on him. And everyone was like, wait, what?

that's not Benny Blanco. And then in a video of herself, she tagged Benny Blanco. That was like the caption was just at Benny Blanco. And right. And like, here's my thing. It's like,

I can't get on board with that. Like for someone who's in like a serious relationship, like I don't, if they were just dancing, they were dancing like friends, like fine. There's no way to spin that. The way that this, the way that they were dancing on each other is like, no, like I just, he like looks, he was like, they were grinding and then he kind of like glanced over and I think saw the phone was filming and then he just kind of like backed away as if like they were caught. Right. It's like,

we gotta draw the line at grinding because then people are like they're just co-stars they're just friends like I've never danced with a friend like that no I have never grinded on just my friend like that like a girlfriend yeah but like another guy while like went on a long relationship oh we're just podcast hosts come on

Me and you grinding at the Sabrina Carpenter. I mean, that's like essentially what it is. No, seriously. If somebody saw a video of me and you grinding at the Sabrina Carpenter, nobody would ever say, oh, they're just friends. Everyone would be like, why the fuck are Rhea and Noah grinding each other at the Sabrina Carpenter concert? Imagine we released a video like that in France, in South Africa, and she's like, why are Rhea and Noah grinding on each other at the Sabrina Carpenter concert?

Oh my god, that is funny. Yeah, I mean... Put it like that, it's like... No, it's weird. Yeah. And then the whole, like, tagging Benny afterwards seems like guilt. Right, it's like, no, I miss you, and then, like... I feel like Benny, though, at this point, is probably like, I got Selena Gomez, like, I don't care. Like, you know? Which is, I guess, just, like...

kind of then can can you get away with everything when you're like a celebrity like i don't know you know like benny blanco loves her so much is he like i mean they seem like they both love each other but i don't i don't know and i think selena gomez loves him too but i i was very thrown off by this i was like what happened here maybe she just i don't know maybe they just forgot where they were right who they were yeah we're yeah or maybe she just thought it was benny oh my god i just got so into the song i started picturing edgar yeah you just mean like

Three feet and... Yeah. I mean, that was really confusing. I thought that her and Benny Blanco broke up. But then the next slide was tagging Benny Blanco. So I'm like, I guess they're fine. Yeah. If I was Benny and saw that video, I wouldn't feel great. No, I mean, normal everyday people like you and I are looking at that going, that's not okay. Like, I'm flipping the fuck out if I see that. But...

her and someone else did the same thing. People would be losing their minds. Right. They'd be like, wait, what happened to Travis? Why is this happening? So I just think that people... Is he single, this guy? I don't know. I'm not sure, but I think people, when it comes to celebrities in Hollywood, they're just like, ah, who knows what happens there? A lot of people have open relationships or they're kind of cool with...

you know, whatever happens. Selena wrote, oh my God, how dare I dance with my bestie? And there was another video and then she wrote like, oh my God, how dare I dance with my bestie? That's like me and you. Oh my God, how dare I dance with my bestie, Noah, my little bro? That's just how me and my little bro dance. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know here. But clearly, clearly everything's fine. So I guess why are we worried if they're all- Maybe she's just sick of that same old love.

I literally just saw you check. No, no, I didn't. I was about to, but then it cut. I swear. Look, look, it's the homepage for Spotify. I was about to search it. I saw you about to search it. Because I wanted to see if there were better ones, but that's the only one I know. She just can't keep her hands to herself. Classic. Classic. Yeah, I mean, I guess why do we care if they don't care? But I think everyone was just confused. One of those classic, like, let them do what they want, I guess. Yeah. You know? Maybe Martin Short will talk some sense into it.

Martin will be like me and my wife we didn't dance with other people like this and now he's with now you know yeah he's moved on Meryl Streep Meryl Streep imagine Meryl Streep got caught grinding up on Steve Martin now that's something I want to see I want to see a video of Steve Martin Meryl Streep at a Sabrina Carpenter concert grinding well Steve Martin he's married right Steve Martin

I'm not exactly sure. I was going to say it's kind of like the Hermione, Ron, Harry thing. Oh, with the dancing. Yeah, and they're just, you know... Yeah. Oh, no, he's not. Oh! Oh, wait, no, he is. Oh. He got divorced and now he's married to someone else since 2007. Okay, so he's been married for a while. Yeah. Now, what if Selena Gomez was grinding on Martin Shorter's Steve Martin? I don't think people...

I don't think people would have the same reaction, but if it was the same type of grinding, I think people would just be kind of like uncomfortable. I think people would be like, why is Steve Martin or Martin Short doing that? It would be objectively funny if Martin Short was just like... If we were like, get your hands off Selena! I would be like, get off of Martin!

The opposite. Yeah, I don't know. I think it's one of those classic, like, you do you guys. If that works for your relationship, cool. Not mine. Also, I'm still confused about, like, what were they filming? Like, why was their camera just, like, recording everything in that box? Yeah, I don't know. They were enjoying the Sabrina Carpenter concert, I guess.

Hey, Sabrina Carpenter. Maybe Sabrina Carpenter just gets people going. Well, she's doing sex positions on stage, so I think... Did you see that, by the way? People were upset about... I don't know, maybe moms were upset about what she's wearing at her concerts. Yeah, but it's like, have you seen Sabrina Carpenter's performances before? She's wearing sort of the same shit. Also, I don't think she's doing those nonsense outros anymore, but those were very sexual when she was changing the outro. Right, it's like we know the thing she was saying about...

come every concert. So that's on... You as a mother need to do a little bit more research. She was also defending herself against lip-syncing. Yeah, somebody wrote that she was lip-syncing and she said, do you want to talk to my audio engineers? I don't think she lip-syncs. Yeah, I haven't seen enough, but it's like... At some point, everyone who...

Is that type of artist who's like running around the stage like there has to be at least some backing track. I don't think she's just not right. No, there there's going to be points where she's changing or moving around that like it's going to be not fully her voice. But I think she's singing majority have a problem with everything. I remember in Tate McRae started like popping off and then she was on tour. And since she's like a big dancer, she would.

be like doing these crazy dances, but the mic would be in her hand so she wouldn't be able to be like singing and people were like, oh, she's not even singing. It's like, well, she's performing. She's dancing for her life out there. Give her some credit. Yeah. I mean, she's such a phenomenal dancer. They're like, she's got to get one of those

The Britney headset? Yeah, that would be sick. She's such a phenomenal dancer. She puts on a show. Like, wow, she really puts on a show. They all do. I mean, I wish I was able to go to one of Sabrina's concerts, but damn, it looks like a fantastic show. I heard it is short and sweet, the show. Like, it's actually kind of a short show. And clearly Selena Gomez enjoyed it with Edgar Ramirez. They had a good time. Hey, they're just their besties. Yeah, we're just besties. Do you think he's like a Sabrina fan?

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All right, everyone. We are here with a very special guest. We are joined by my fiance, Matt. So in this room, you are Matt. I love that. Outside of this room, you're Matt.

You're Marty. Noah laughed when you did the special guest. Just want to let you know, I heard a laugh from the side, and I was like, this is already a tough start. My laughs get me in trouble. Yeah, because it's loud. It's loud, you're like. I think I don't realize how loud my laugh is. But a lot of times they'll look over and be like, what are you laughing at? It's almost like a, I don't know if he's laughing with me or at me a lot of times. Yeah, no, that one was at me. Yeah. But, I mean, to back Noah up, he's always said, like, you were the nicest person ever. So Noah's not laughing. I mean, I've been team Marty.

That is true. So that was probably my first friend here. Yeah. Wow. Wow. This is so sweet. But you are Matt in these circles. I love that. Chicks in the office and, you know, not like that, but, you know. Yeah.

You get it. You get it. I'm not even- You couldn't help yourself. Enough. Enough. My biggest fear with doing this segment right now is people seeing this and going, oh God, this couple's got a podcast now? Yeah. They're going to say that too. That's genuinely my biggest fear. Guys, this podcast, it's always going to be me and Fran. We all know that. Fran's in her honeymoon though, and I'm bringing in a special guest, but listen, you're not getting a podcast from us. Listen, couples don't- Oh, wow. Fran.

friends in trouble no couples don't need a podcast there's a lot of couples that do do podcasts together and i think some of them do it really well and others you're just like why are you guys airing out everything together like you guys should maybe focus on other things besides this podcast because this is a fucking train wreck um so my their relationship's special yeah and and

My big fear is like, oh, Rhea thinks everybody loves Herbal Light. It's like, no, people ask, so we're going to have some fun. We're not having a spinoff of a podcast, just to be clear. But we're going to have some fun. We got some games to play, but I thought it'd be fun to ask you some questions. Maybe all having to do with me. All you. Do I get to ask you some? Yeah, we can go back and forth. Okay. Okay, so I'm going to start off easy, fun, light.

Okay. So how are you feeling today? Nervous? Nervous to be on this podcast? I told you, I'm nervous only because it's with you in a good way. Well, I think you're really beautiful and cute and I'm like, I want to impress you. Oh.

Oh, okay. I like that. You're impressing me already. Am I? You mean we're getting married. Yeah, but your shoulder was moving like this, and I like that. Yeah, I'm feeling jiggy with it a little bit. Okay, I'm going to start off. We'll get to more sappy, but I want to start off with an easy, fun question. Okay. What is your favorite show that I have made you watch? Okay. Well, there's...

I know the answer, but what was that mermaid one that I thought was so bad? No. I know you loved that one. Aquamarine. Yeah, that one was bad. That hurts my heart. Noah, have you seen Aquamarine? No.

oh you should watch it i want your no aquamarine is like seriously one of my favorite i know it's one of the things i tried i really that one was you really tried and i like a lot of the ones you show like the oc is my answer the oc i remember that at first like a dumb show and then i was like asking you to to watch it at night because it was so good right the oc is like that got it got a little out of hand at some points right i mean it gets seasoned but you love you love a high school drama oh

God, I eat it up. It's my favorite because my favorite thing to do is talk about all the bad things that happened to me in high school. You like using what they go through. Right. I'm like, I can relate. But no, Aquamarine was one that just didn't sit well with you at all. You were like, I can't get into it, which honestly fair, you know, but it's one of my favorites. Okay. That's we started off easy. Okay. Now we're going to get into something a little bit more emotional. Oh, okay. We are getting married. Our wedding's in April.

What is one thing you're excited about for the wedding and one thing you're excited about for marriage? Two separate things. And you're going to answer this too? I'll answer too. I didn't know that it was going to go back to me. I feel like that's the only fair thing right here. It is. So how about we both start?

With wedding? With wedding. Okay, you go first. This is the easiest of all time. What is it? It is, I cannot wait to see you walk down the aisle so bad. I know that, stop laughing, Noah. He's getting uncomfortable. I know, because I'm uncomfortable with him listening to me talk about me. You want to leave? I'm starting to get a little teary-eyed. I'm like, this Noah's laughing at me.

Been there, been there. Trust me. No, seriously, though. I can't wait to see you walk down. It's also such a long walk where I'm going to be crying like a little girl up there. And I know I'm just not going to be able to control myself because this dress...

I know it's going to be fantastic. Yeah. I'm having such a hard time like not. You almost showed me on accident. I know. It's so bad. I have to stop doing that where I'm like, I'm just looking at it on my phone. And then I'm like, oh, I almost, I almost showed you. I almost showed you. My, what I'm most excited about for, because I won't use that again, because obviously that is also my number one. I mean, what's beyond, you know what I'm going to look like.

No, but I'm so excited for us to like lock eyes. Yeah, yeah. That part's going to be amazing. I'm really excited for that. Obviously. I get to look at your dress. You know what I'm going to look like. No, but it's special. It is. So that, I would say that. But I think being on the dance floor, I am so excited to just cut up the dance floor. Like a big circle around us. Everyone's jumping up and down. We're in the middle. It's like a whole thing. What about the first dance? Oh, yeah.

The first dance is really emotional. We listened to our first dance song and just cry together. Three times. Yeah. And that's how we ended up picking it is we were sitting at Matt's parents' house in Florida and we were like talking about how we don't know what song to do and we were showing them some options and we put this song on and we both just started crying at the table and your mom was like,

She literally was like, this has to be it. She was like, well, I think this has to be it. And then in the kitchen. Yeah. And then we danced to it and we practiced. So I'm really excited for that too. But that one. Are you like trying to not listen to that song a lot leading up to the wedding?

yeah i am to make it more it's also not a song like ria would throw on on the car yeah it's not like a she's listening to rap in the car like this she's not like throwing this song on there yeah but i would listen i would definitely listen to it yeah i i think anytime we even hear the first note we like change it change it because we just start crying so i kind of yes want it to be the first time yeah it's going to be extremely special and very emotional and then

For myself, I'll answer the next one. I think most I'm most excited for marriage because I just can't wait for you to be my husband. Like, I think that you are the best person in the entire world. But besides that, like you are and people use this phrase all the time where they're like, you're my rock. But like, you really are. You never let a bad thing turn into a bad day. Like you are just amazing.

an incredible person. And I think you're going to be like the best husband, best father, all the qualities that you possess as a human being. You make me want to be a better person and more calm and more stable within myself. What?

What's going on? I've never cried on camera before. You can't. You can't. I can't. That's so nice. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. I love you. I love you too. That was so nice. Yeah. Well, tell me how I feel. I tell you that off camera. Last night? I did tell you that last night. I did. I did.

The problem is that I can sit here for days and talk about every quality that you have. Oh my God, really? But seriously, you being my wife is all I want. It truly is all I want. And the way that when you wake up in the morning, how funny you are every morning. My favorite thing is when you wake up,

and roll over give me a hug and then I want that for the rest of my life but just but just your qualities and yourself is truly that you keep me the most humble I can possibly be in the best way ever like no seriously any highs or it's always like just always be yourself and you are always yourself in any situation you never also you'll tell anybody how it is you are the best friend I've ever seen somebody be you you

literally feel people's feelings when they're hurting and you're like such a good person and always make sure people are okay before yourself I have to remind you sometimes like you got to take care of yourself because you're always being such a good friend and you're always looking out for me and I can't wait to you just to be my wife I'm so excited honestly though the same really is I'm so sick and

of saying, I want to say wife. I want to say that to my wife. You already started doing that. I say it's my wife to people on the phone. Yeah, you're like, that's my wife's. And I'm like, yeah, tell them. No, seriously though, you are, you've made me so much better as a person of like just truly loving our life together. And as my wife is going to be,

so much it's even like we're gonna be together so we're really old really old saggy and old but i can't wait like you're the best person in the entire world are you gonna look through my sags oh i can't wait for you to say but i want to be sagging so much earlier than you so you gotta make sure that i mean you know i mean just to clarify we're only three years apart yes i'm getting older way faster than you

The grays are coming and you point out the gray sometimes. I'm like, uh-oh, there it is. Yeah, I did ask you if you were going to get Just for Men before the... Hey, I'm on that. On that wave. You're on it? Yeah, I'm on it. Atta boy. I started recently. I haven't done it yet. Listen, I got the teeth. I don't need to get everything done.

Also, it's a little, it's long down the road, but you're going to be the best mom in the entire world. Oh, thank you. I know you are. I hope so. Oh, I know you are. I have a lot of faith in myself. Actually, I have a lot of faith in us because I think when we, and we've talked about this, but I think when...

And you don't... Obviously, it's going to be very stressful. I understand that because people will be like, just wait, just wait. They love to tell you just wait. Right. Just wait. Just wait until this. It's like we truly just like get home and laugh at everything together. Yeah. Like we're like, oh my God, can you believe that happened? Like laughing. So I hope that we take that and continue it into... Our stress becomes laugh. That's usually where it comes from. Yeah. Like if we're stressed out about something, we're like make a joke out of it, which, you know...

Not everything's going to be funny. No. But. But it could be if you turn it into this. Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. The funniest thing about you is you can have the worst day ever and not bother you. Just your eyebrows. The only thing that holds you back.

My eyebrows, like they're not done right now. And like my whole world has felt like it's flipped, turned upside down. That's the only thing that really can get you down. It's my eyebrows. It's just like, why do they grow so much? I've talked about this enough on this podcast for people to know that it really is a problem for me, my eyebrows. Okay, I'll do one more like kind of cute question. What?

What's something that surprised you about me when we first started dating? Like that you learned about me? That you are the most, like the cutest girl in the entire world. And you get cuddly. You love cuddly, like being really cuddly and touchy, which I love. You didn't think I was cuddly? No, I didn't. Because you're so like confident in yourself and like so like,

I almost feel like, I don't know, I thought you would just not be cuddly. And then that was, I loved, you know I loved it about you. I'm like the most cuddly person in the entire world. I just like squeeze right up there. I'm like. And you're so small. Like I get to get right into your chest. Like I'm going to live there. I just like want to live in your pocket, you know. Did I surprise you in anything? Like you're extremely romantic. Extremely romantic. That is not something I saw coming at all with you.

Like the butterflies? Oh, I mean, yeah. Like you got...

real life butterflies for our engagement and they flew out of a box. It's like, how did your brain, you know what I mean? You think we'd be here still if those butterflies died? Oh, that would be bad. That would be bad. That was a big concern on the reviews. That the butterflies died? A lot of the times they're just dead when you open them. I wouldn't like that. If the butterfly was dead when you open the box, I'd be like, oh, that is not a good sign. But they all were living and they flew out.

out and landed on you yeah they did landed right on my right on my finger with the butterfly tattoo which was fate so yeah i would say like how romantic you are really shocked me i don't know if people like see you and they're like ah romance i don't think they see that at all that was my first thought when i saw marty really you just kept telling that guy's romantic noah would you say you're romantic at all

I think I could be, but I do get very uncomfortable. In my head, I could know what I want to do, but then the actual action of doing it, I'll be like... I can't help myself and be like, God, you're so fucking corny right now. You know? No, that's where you got to get past. No, I know. When you really... But you also... You have to really love somebody. No, that's what I... I've never gotten to the point where I actually have to be sober. But maybe it's because... Are you an emotions guy? What? Are you an emotions guy? I don't have... I have emotions. I have emotions.

You don't speak to much. No, no. I think I'm bad at conveying my actual emotions. Wow, look at us. A little therapy. It is nice. It's very nice. You're extremely open with your emotions. You know my emotions. My emotions are pretty...

Well, you're very level-headed all the time. For me, I'm a roller coaster. One second, I'm like, oh my God! Then the next second, I'm like, oh my God! I'm not an even keel, as they say. You are, but you're very honest people.

about your emotions, like how you're feeling. Just make sure you tell me you love me before I go. That's really it. Yeah, it's always like... Yeah, which I appreciate and I love too because I'm a big I love you person. Yeah, we're the same in that way. We're the same. Like, we're throwing out I love you this, I love you... You...

I'll go into the shower. He'll come into the bathroom. He'll be like, oh, you're in the shower. Okay, I love you. It's like always, which I really... I'll hang out. Yeah, we do a lot of hanging out in the shower. Sometimes you're like, all right. I'm like, all right. Sometimes I know what I'm doing. I got to shave right now. If you want to see me open up everything, then go for it. But I'm about to...

You know? Yeah. Yeah, very close, very close. I mean, you made me more comfortable with my, you know, bathroom talk. Yeah, you talk about it now. Yeah, with you a lot. I try not to. I try to hold it in here just because it's not for everybody's ears. No, no, no. I just want to make sure you're all right, you know? Yeah, it's for your ears. Yeah. Yeah, your ears only. All right, we're going to get into a game, an exciting, fun game. It has nothing to do with us.

It has to do with male celebrities, okay? It's a bracket. I'm very good with male celebrities. What do you mean by that? I mean, I just, I really, I can pick the good ones. Oh, really? I really can. Okay, we'll see you. Mostly on beers. He's like, I knew about Diddy.

Oh my God. Bad. Bad. All right, let's do it. So the game is going to be who you would want to be on a deserted island with, like who you would want to get stuck with. So we can talk about each guy and talk about, you know, the options here. Is he talented? Is he good looking? What if there's no one left? Like, you know? Okay. Okay. So we'll go. No, just in case if I, I sometimes need a visual.

Okay. You know who all these people are. I would hope that you know all these people. Well, I guess we know that Matt is not the best with celebrities. He had someone, right? Angelina Jolie. Oh, that was perfect for me. No, he didn't know who Angelina Jolie was. But then I said, you know who Dua Lipa is? He said, yeah. Yeah. I just don't know who. I know the names. I don't know exactly like. What they look like. Yeah, there was somebody in the last movie we watched. Yeah, sports guy. Sports guy. Sports guy.

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John Mayer or Charlie Puth? That is fucked up. Can I... The reason I put... Do you know Charlie Puth? No, no. Tell him what I did. Okay. She loves to... I love this story. So I... Preface it when I have a show. Right. So I needed to borrow his laptop and he handed me his laptop with Twitter open like on his DMs. And the first DM at the top says, it's Charlie Puth. And it says...

I just see congrats on your engagement, exclamation point. From him, from Matt to Charlie Puth, him congratulating Charlie Puth on his engagement. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? And I click it and he was like asking him to come on his show. I saw that they live in Jersey. And I was like, why are you? But originally I never clicked it. I was like, why are you congratulating Charlie Puth on his engagement? So John Mayer or Charlie Puth?

It would be John Mayer because Charlie Puth is upsetting me now lately when he does the one noise and turn to a song. It's like, we get it, dude, when you know how to do it. You can make a song out of anything. I told them when they were making this bracket or coming up with names, I'm like, in any context...

If someone picks Charlie Puth over John Mayer, they should be executed. I kind of agree. I also would love to sing Gravity with John Mayer. Can you do that for us right now? I would need to. Maybe I have to. I need to sing. Okay, to go out while you sing Gravity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's that? Hey, I was pretty good. I was doing my thing. Oh, that's the video. Yeah, I remember you saying that. You know what he was doing the other night?

I need, what's it? Teddy Swims. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll do it at the end. We'll do it at the end. You'll sing at the end. Maybe. We'll see. We'll see. Okay. Come on, please. Yeah, we will. I need to get through the bracket. Then I'll do it. Okay, okay. So John Mayer. Zac Efron or Liev Schreiber? Oh, wow. That's wrong. That's messed up. You know I like- We got a star right here. Yeah, we have Zac Efron, but we know that you love- No, it's- I like to call him Liev, but it's Liev.

That's brutal because I love Zac Efron. I didn't love the transition he went through of his jaw. It was really disturbing. I think he broke his jaw. It's not his fault. Listen, I don't have great qualities sometimes too, but you got to deal with it. I had to deal with what he was looking at. It's Liev. Liev is a beautiful man.

He really is a beautiful man. What does it for you with Liev? I listen to every word he says. When he talks, I listen. Zac Efron, I'm not so locked in on him. Liev puts you in a trance. Yeah, Zac Efron is like... Liev's a man. Yeah, he's a fake man, Zac Efron, almost. His abs and stuff. He's a boy. Yeah, Liev is like, he'll put me in my place. Yeah.

Yeah, I got to be on my best behavior for it. Yeah. Did you tell him what you were saying during that whole? That he fucks? Oh, yeah. Like, he's a fucker. Oh, yeah. Like, Liev, he knows. Ray Donovan, he was everybody. He's putting it down. Yeah. All right. Leonardo DiCaprio or Chris Rock? I think this is an easy one.

Wow. I like Chris Rock a lot, though. I would go Chris Rock. I think that Chris Rock would also keep me very entertained. And he's funny as hell. I think that he just hasn't been around in a little bit. Well, he got slapped. But that's not Chris Rock, you know? I'm going Chris Rock. Leo's probably full of himself. Leo's always on an island anyway, but he's just with like 30 models. Yeah, but me and Leo could wear hats together.

He wears a hat all the time. So that could be something. I'm really glad you guys would bond over that. Yeah, I think you'd be like, oh, why are you wearing it? Well, let me see your collection. It's just all black hats. Harry Styles or Matthew McConaughey?

Oh, Harry Styles. Matthew McConaughey, who I think would annoy me a little bit. Why? His voice would get too serious. He'd lecture me a lot. Me and Harry would prance around. Okay, so Matthew McConaughey, you think he'd get too serious? Yeah, he's really cool. But Harry would be entertaining, fun. Do the artists on this list, do they have a guitar? Could they perform? If Harry Styles or John Mayer can... Yeah, but their voice is an instrument. Yeah, their voice is like so...

McConaughey could probably do some serious ASMR to put you to sleep. He does. He has that on the Calm app. I've listened to it. He does? It's not ASMR, but it's him reading a sleep story. But Harry Styles does too. Really? Yeah. I feel like me and McConaughey, I would just keep doing every time and he'd get annoyed. Yeah, he'd be like, we get it. You saw that one movie. I like that I'm saying I'd get annoyed by them. They wouldn't get annoyed by me. Yeah, no. So Harry Styles, I think that's a good choice. Okay, Martin Short or Justin Timberlake?

Martin Short. Are you afraid that he would die though? No, no. No, he's strong. I would die before Martin Short. You think so? Yeah. He's a guy that's going to be living forever. Okay. Height matters in death. Did you know that? He's really short. Yeah, short. Wait, don't say that. It's all right. It's really only if you're like eight feet tall, I think. It's like Yao Ming.

Okay. Don't worry. I'm living until I'm at least 100. I didn't like that you said that. That made me feel sad. Bradley Cooper or Michael B. Jordan? Oh, my God. Both beautiful humans. Very beautiful, man. Especially after his facelift. Who's got a facelift? Bradley Cooper. Go with Michael B. Jordan. Okay.

Well, I don't like a facelift. He was great already. You didn't need the facelift. He's real, but he's a guy that, he's a great actor. He really is. But I really like the- You could sing Shallow with him. Yes. Yeah, but you went Michael B. Jordan. No, I like Michael B. Jordan. I like the boxing movies really a lot. Creed. Yeah, it's my play movie. 50 Cent or Denzel Washington? 50 Cent. Because you like power. Oh, 50 Cent. It's like, you know his favorite show is Power. 50 Cent is a genius.

F in vodka. He does all these different things. All these ventures. He's an unbelievable talent. Vitamin water. 50 Cent is the coolest human ever. And Power. And Power. Power is the best show there is. She won't watch it though. It's not that I won't watch it. It's just anytime it's on, there's a lot of...

violence and you're not a violence person like there's a lot of violence a lot of violence um austin butler or george lopez shout out to sarah that's a funny one so it's awesome awesome butler or george lopez george lopez

Why? Just to tell people I'm on an island. George Lopez. And also to be like, you got a big head. You got a big head. Because of the jokes from the show. Wasn't his line like, that's gotcha or something? That's like the end of the thing, no? Yeah. Yeah. Right, that was like the end credit. The end credit was always there. I used to watch it all the time. Me too. We just talked about that recently on the show. I used to watch George Lopez all the time.

I was fucking obsessed with George Lopez. I liked his brother or his cousin. Ernie? Ernesto? I actually fucked it up. Somebody messaged me. I was singing, oh my, but it's low rider. I always sang the wrong lyrics. I probably did that too. It's not oh my God? No, it's low rider, not oh my God. That's way better oh my God. It threw me off. Someone messaged me like, you know you're singing the wrong lyrics.

words really i think uh awesome butler by the way he's one of those guys that like only cares about his craft he's an rti way too serious yeah like he'll be talking about how he became elvis yeah wait elvis just talked to me okay now let's go with all the people you picked this is gonna be brutal john mayer against liev liev easy

I think you're going to end up fucking Liet on this island. I might. He's also the Hard Knocks guy. That is true. People will forget that. What is it about John Mayer that you're like so... I mean, we don't have the time for that. I mean, just because it's his voice or his personality? I mean, it's his music to begin with. It's really good. And his personality...

His love for watches. I could go on. His love for watches. I can't believe you just said that. You know, your watch that I got you for Christmas that you're wearing right now, Noah helped me pick that out. Yes. It's the best watch. Noah's big watch guy. And our date is engraved on the inside. It is. I'm so excited. Anyways, Chris Rock or Harry Styles? Chris Rock. I think Chris Rock. I think Chris Rock. I don't know Harry on that level. No one's going to sing to you.

But I, and that, you know what, that is my favorite thing to listen to. I like listening to these America's Got Talent people where you think there's no chance and then they blow you away. So maybe Chris Rock will blow you away. Yeah, I think he's got other talents besides just being funny. That's true. Probably does. Martin Short or Michael B. Jordan? Martin Short. Why? Martin Short, he makes me laugh without doing anything.

Just his existence? His existence of how aware of everything he is and his one-liners make me laugh. I feel like Michael B. Jordan would make me work out or something. And you think Michael B. Jordan would maybe cry about his...

Laurie Harvey. Like, you'd be listening to him about his breakup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, Martin Short has lived such a... You can hear so many stories from Martin Short. Yes. The stories from Martin would be endless. He's your grandpa that, like, tells you things that happened in the 70s. That you are not even sure they really happened. Are you guys, like, deserted on this island? Or is it, like, a nice... What's the setup? I didn't...

Because like if you I could picture Martin short walking around like trying to find sticks or for no, I didn't deserve it. No, you're deserted like that. He would just be very entertaining. You're dessert. Yeah, that would make me laugh him trying to like him like pretending to try and catch a fish with a stick would be really great 50 cent or George Lopez.

50 cent 50 cent would i would become so cool all right let's take it from the top liev versus chris rock liev easy easy it's man let me ask you something if we have walked through this room right now and he wanted to marry you instead of me would you no but it'd be close he's really like just i feel like he's got so much wisdom in there

I don't think I realized how much I loved Ray Donovan. Okay, let me ask you this. So your cousin is a priest and he's the one marrying us. If Liev offered to marry us, would you tell your cousin you can't marry us anymore? Father, take a seat. Father's taking a seat in the back row and Liev's up there in four seconds.

I totally agree. I'd be like, we have to have him do it. Yeah, and I think he'd even understand. I'd be like, listen, I'm close with God, but I need Liev. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Liev and Larry's the only two people I really would get nervous about meeting. Larry David? Mm-hmm. Oh, we didn't even put him on here. No, I'd rather you not because he would win. Yeah, that would be easy. Okay, Martin Short or 50 Cent?

Imagine those two on an island. Without you. Without me. Or you, Martin Short, and 50 Cent. The new season of Only Murders. You're Selena. That would be so funny. I think I'm going Martin Short. Really? Why not 50 Cent? I think that 50 Cent at one point would get sick of me. Not you get sick. Yeah, I think he'd get sick of me. And I think that me and Martin would really, really hit it off.

I could see that. I could see that happening. Because I find him so funny when he's not even being funny. Okay, so the final, Liev versus Martin Short. That's a wild one. It has to be Liev. Wow. It's a clean sweep, Liev. Wow. Honestly, mine would have been very similar too. Really? Mine would have been, obviously, you know, just because Liev is just, it's a recent, recency bias with Liev because of the show.

You ever realize you don't love a show so much until you miss it a lot? Right. Like that show, I didn't really like, but now I'm like, oh. Yeah. Can we talk about the intro of that show for a second? What was that? Why were they dancing? I was so confused by that. They literally just killed someone. They're all like this. And it's like, what are we doing here? All right, everyone, let's get together.

But didn't they all not want to do it? Yeah, apparently the girl made a joke. Bono's daughter was like, yeah, people were calling their agents up being like, I don't want to fucking do this. Imagine telling... The girl is Bono's daughter, the main actress. Really? Yeah, we were shocked by that too. Yeah. Nice to know. All right, everyone, clap your hands. We just committed a murder.

That was the only thing I didn't like about Liev. Imagine telling Liev Schreiber to have to do that. Be like, all right, come on. Watch him during it, though. He looks pretty cool. He's a good dancer, too. I need you to meet him one day. Oh, I'd love to. Seriously. Liev, we'd be good friends. Good friends or just like you would have a good conversation? You think you guys would be like friends? Yeah, I think those type of guys find me interesting.

Why? What type of guy are you talking about? How many of these guys are you friends with? I'm telling you. Like these guys that are like good looking and they're like, they're really successful and people love them.

For some reason, they take a liking to me. That is unreal. It might be my voice. It might be. Because they think you're funky? Yeah. And I don't know so much about them, so I'm never up their ass about what they've done or anything. But I try and find some funny things about them. Yeah. I can see Harry Styles and Marty getting along. Yeah. I've actually seen that happen with you a lot where people take a liking to you immediately because you're always just yourself. You're never trying to be somebody else. Yeah.

you're always yourself and i think people are very comfortable with that because they know they're not trying to be something in front of you they're like well this guy's being himself so i could be myself yes exactly that's a good point there's been a couple of those where i'm like glenn powell you guys headed off immediately patrick schwarzenegger is like oh i talked to him non-stop we don't talk about the patrick schwarzenegger thing enough but that that friendship is wild it's a wild friendship but the glenn powell stuff when you called

When I told you I'm in the shower, don't call. And I see your name popping up and I'm like, am I about to answer this FaceTime with Glenn Powell in the shower? Listen, Glenn Powell tells me to call you. I was like, I don't think she can. He's like, no, call her. We talked for 35 minutes before that. Yeah, you're like, my fiance is naked and Glenn Powell is calling and she better answer. You just got to answer. There's no choice right now. No. What a great guy he was. Yeah, he is a really nice guy. All right. Can you sing us out?

Why don't you do... Not to put pressure on you. My mouth is a little dry after talking. Water, scat. Someone get our guest some water. Not a scat. So I really got home and I was like, I have to admit something to you. And when I say that, what do you usually think I'm going to say? I say it a good amount of times. Yeah, it's always something...

either like cheesy or like it's not it's never anything bad it's always just like i was doing this in the mirror or something like that it's always like like when you told me that when we were getting engaged like you were taking a shower and then looked in the mirror and was like yeah yeah yeah yeah i won't repeat but um yeah so i was

Rhea's clothing rack broke. That was a disaster. Big disaster. Disaster. But I bought two new ones, put them together handy, man. Yes, very handy. But as I'm putting them together, for some reason, you know those glasses she has, those new ones? They're the Bottega ones. They kind of make me look like Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they were out, and I was watching a video of Teddy Swimms.

And I was like, I just became Teddy Swims for like an hour at my apartment just singing this one song, the same four words over and over while I'm putting these clothes back on and making her room. And I don't know why. I don't know who Teddy Swims is. Yes, you do. He does that. He has tattoos everywhere. I'll show you. But he goes, he was like, I was practicing this and like, I really think I sound like him. Like,

And I'm like, okay, well then let's hear it. He's like, you want to hear it right now? I'm like, yeah, you can't come in here and tell me you sound, you can't tell me you sound like someone and then not show me what it is. So now do you want sunglasses? Do we have sunglasses in here? Will that make you feel better? We have the Kris Jenner sunglasses. Oh, wait, let me grab you a pair of sunglasses. All right. All right, Teddy. All right, Marty swims. This is so bad. All right, Marty swims. Lay it on us. I'm sweating. All right, let's not look at everyone. Like, look away, you know, like, look away. All right.

My heart's racing. No, don't race. Give me a sec. Lose control. No, bad. One sec. Bad. One sec. Really bad. Ha. Oh, my God. I might pass out. What?

I'm sweating and crying. Why are you so nervous? I don't know. Haven't you literally sang in front of crowds before? Yeah, you've literally sang in front of crowds. It's just us. Oh my God. Cut, cut.

cut you don't have it today sweet cheeks listen you don't have you don't have what it takes to make it to hollywood today i'm sorry you do not get the golden ticket you are not getting the buzzer that's it you don't understand my process my process wasn't ready all right what takes me about four hours to get ready you weren't in the shower you didn't have the crex sunglasses yes it's like i've seen his stepbrothers he's like it's just i don't know i don't know yeah it's just not

- Stop right, which is not right. Well, I'm sorry sweetheart, that means you are not getting the golden ticket to Hollywood, but you will be getting the golden ticket to Jersey City at our apartment tonight. So I'll see you there. - I'll perform for you there. - Okay, thank you. Love you so much. - I love you.

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All right, everyone. Welcome back to another game of Beat Rhea and Fran. This is game number 144, and we have a guest fill-in for trivia. It is now Beat Rhea and Kelly Keegs. Kelly is filling in for Fran. So I'm excited to see how we play together. I am too. And we are joined by our opponents, Corinne and Caitlin. They are from Staten Island. They were at our holiday show. Thank you, ladies, so much for joining us. I'm going to go over the rules first.

It's 15 questions, 30 seconds each. If you do not get the answer right, then the other team has a chance to score. And so on. Whoever gets the most points wins. So let's get into it. Noah, why don't you give us the movie and we'll each go around and guess Rotten Tomatoes score one by one. One of you will go first, then to us, we'll bounce back. Whoever's closest goes first. Today's movie is the original Wizard of Oz.

Ooh. What could this be? I don't know. All right, Corinne or Caitlin, one of you goes first. I feel like it has to be kind of high. Maybe like 73. I'm going to go with 73. Okay, I'm going to go. Why don't you go? I'm going to say, a number jumped in my head, 86. Cool. I also think high. Okay. Okay, I'm going to go with 89. Nice. Okay.

I'm going to go with 90. Nice. That's a close 98. Wow. 98. Wow. Wow. Do you think it's that good or is it just like, oh, it's like a classic? I think it's probably because it was one of the first like movies in Technicolor. Like, you know, it's a, you know, an iconic movie. And a first of its kind. First of its kind. Everything is Technicolor. All right, let's get started. First question goes to us.

Okay, question number one to Rhea and Kelly. Shout out Maddie from Columbus, Ohio. In suits, what is the name of Louis Litt's first secretary that was never seen and ends up dying?

Oh, no. I don't know her name. I like Suits, but I didn't pay that close of attention to Lewis's secretary. Me either. Joanne? That sounds about right. Let's just guess Joanne. Let's just guess Joanne. All right, Joanne. Incorrect. It's you, Corinne and Caitlin. I like Nancy. I mean, I never watch Suits. I've never seen it. My mom doesn't even speak. Me too. What's like a typical secretary? I like Nancy. Let's go Nancy. Okay.

Incorrect. You have the right letter. Norma. Norma. He had her ashes next to his desk. Oh, that's funny. I never would have guessed that in a million years. Okay, still tied up at zero. Question number two to Corinne and Caitlin. Shout out Kelly from Ambler, Pennsylvania. On Friends, what was the problem with Alec Baldwin's character Parker when he was dating Phoebe?

I don't even remember Alec Baldwin being on the show. No, me neither. I was not a big friend. Let's just say he like, didn't he like smell bad or something? Sure. Um, he was smelly. Incorrect. Arianne Kelly. Um, was he like a bad kisser or something? Like, I honestly can't remember totally. I can't remember. But it's something opposite that you would think. Like, cause similar to like how, how when Brad Pitt was on, it was like, he was a jerk, but he was hot and cool. I feel like it's the same vibe. Yeah.

No, when Brad Pitt was on, he was a loser. Right, right, right. So I feel like Alec Baldwin has that same shot. And for me, I immediately went to anger issues. That's just like Alec Baldwin in real life. That's in real life, yeah. Bad kisser? Yeah, maybe, yeah. I feel like that's something Phoebe would say. Okay, bad kisser. Incorrect. He was too positive about everything. He was complimenting her. Okay, so that is opposite of Alec Baldwin. Right, right, right. Shit, shit. Damn it. Okay, so...

Still 0-0. Question number three to Rian Kelly. Shout out Carly and Aaron from Port Townsend. In The Hangover, Zach Galifianakis' character is taking care of a baby throughout the movie. What name does he call the baby? Carlos. Carlos.

Final answer. That's an easy one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. One, nothing. Not at the table, Carlos. Classic. That was like the joke of the century. Oh, God. It really was. Literally the funniest thing you could say. That's still like set. Yeah, it's still funny. I'm still laughing right now. Okay. One, nothing. Rhea and Kelly. Question number four to Corinne and Caitlin. Shout out Melissa from Dallas.

Oh, I know this one. Lemons. Final answer. Yes. Correct.

All right. We need one. She needed him for the centerpiece. I was going to make it like the exact number, but I was like, that's probably too much. Would you know? That would be hard. She asked for 12. He brought three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew he brought three. I didn't know exactly how many. Okay. Tied up at one. Question number five to Rian Kelly. Shout out Kelly from Atlanta and Marita from Nashville. What color wig did Katy Perry famously wear in her California Girls music video? Blue, I think. Yeah. Blue. Blue.

Final answer. Correct. Nice. I would have accepted purple too because I think at some point in the video she was wearing purple. It's nice when you like mutually say the same thing and it's like that's definitely the answer. That made sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She does have a purple wig. She changes wigs a little bit but blue is like the one. It's all a shade of blue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, 2-1. It's all a shade of blue. Purple's a shade of blue technically, right? I guess, yeah. Because it's red and blue. It's next to the rainbow. They're next to each other on the rainbow so I guess. Okay. 2-1.

Rhea and Kelly. Question number six. And this is to Corinne and Caitlin. Shout out to Alyssa from Kansas City. Did I say that? In the Sex and the City movie, where were Carrie and Big supposed to get married? The public library. The public library. The New York public library. Final answer.

Yeah. Correct. Nice one. Nice. Nice. That's where like iconic. She's like getting into her car. Get me out of here. Get me out of here. And Charlotte is screaming. No. And they were dating in real life. Oh, Charlotte and big David for like five minutes in the nineties. Not during that. Not during that time.

Wait, before the show they dated? No, like during the show, but like first season time of the show. But they didn't date for very long. Christopher Knoth, I think, himself is quite the ladies' man in real life. Like, that's the whole thing. He's also a little creep-creep, people say. Yikes. Yeah, I think that's why they killed him off the second show. That is why. Shut up, Peloton. Shut up, Peloton. Right. Creeping on people. Yeah. Okay. Tied up at two. Typical.

And this is question number seven to Maria and Kelly. Shout out again, Kelly from Atlanta and Marita from Nashville. So many Kellys. I know. In which year did Olivia Rodrigo release her breakout single, Driver's License?

Oh, this is us. Oh, 2020. 2020. Yeah, 2020. Final answer. Incorrect. Oh, no. We were going to say 2021. Yeah, 2021. Really? Final answer. Yeah. Correct. Yeah. Fuck. It's January 8th, 2021. Come on. Eight days. Oh, man. It was right there. It was right there. I would have bet my soul it was 2020. Wow. Damn. Nice poll, girls. Rats. Jeez, yeah, rats. Shoot. Okay.

It was just COVID times. Things were weird. That's what I'm saying. It's all a blur. It's all a blur. I was so confident in that, too. How embarrassing. Ugh. Okay, three, two, Corinne and Caitlin, and this is question number eight to them. Shout out Carly from Boston. Name the year all of these movies premiered in theaters. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, The Ugly Truth, Couples Retreat. I can't remember if I was growing up in college and doing that movie.

Yeah, I mean, I don't have a guess. I think so, around that time, yeah. 2008. Final answer. Yeah. Incorrect. It's 2011, I'm pretty sure. I think you're right, because I was in college. 2011. Yeah. Incorrect. 2009. No! Come on! And I was in college at that time. Damn it! Fuck. Yeah, I knew you were in college. It was 2009. Shit! I said nine to it. I know.

Curses! You remember him fired up and he's like, shut the fuck, don't say it! That's me right now. Okay, 3-2, Corinne and Caitlin. Question number nine, Tariya and Kelly.

I just like muscle memory. Get it right. You can just call me Fran. Get it right. I just say I am Fran. I love the Jonas Brothers. I just got married. Congrats to me. Sometimes when you're driving and you realize you haven't paid attention, it's like that's just... Yeah, of course. I'm on autopilot. When you have highway hypnosis, my biggest fear. Okay. Question number nine, Rhea and Kelly. Shout out Carly from Boston.

Drake has two joint albums. Who are they with and what are the album's names? All right, it's 21 Savage and Future. What a Time to Be Alive is Future. The one with 21 Savage is... Give me a second. Let's go, girl. Fuck, why am I...

Oh my god, why am I blanking on the name of the one with 21 Savage? Oh my god, I hate myself right now. Sing a couple of the songs. It's Jimmy. Jimmy Cooks is on there. Oh my god. I literally went to the tour. I went to the tour. Five seconds. For All the Dogs. Nice. No, that was the one after it. Three. Shit, shit. Fuck. I'm just going to do For All the Dogs and What a Time to Be Alive. I know it's not right, but that's even better. Incorrect. Yeah, fuck.

kind of cute. That was good, though. I wouldn't have known any of that. I guess we'll go with what Rhea said. 21 Savage and Future. What a time to be alive. I mean... I don't know. What it sounds like would be a Drake album. I just keep going back to, like... I don't even...

10 seconds. I don't know, like, names of albums. Like, I can, like, identify. God's plan. Yeah, sure. God's plan. Incorrect. Her loss. Oh, no. All I could think, all I could sing in my head at that point was, like, certified lover boy, certified pedophile. Yeah. All I could sing. I literally went to the 21 Savage and Drake concert. That's right. Oh, that was for her loss, I guess. Yeah. I went to his Views concert. Totally.

So did I. That was good. Yeah. It was good. Barclays? Yeah. It was good. It was good.

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Okay, 3-2 still, Corinne and Caitlin. This is question number 10 to them. I'm going to play a movie clip, and you tell me what movie it's from. Dude, go big. Do it like the movies. Yeah, like the movies, yeah. Like Jerry Maguire. I love that movie. I love that movie, man. So good. You had me at hello. What? Don't ever do that again. Sorry. Okay? But tell me what you love about her, man. What do you love about her? Dude, I love the way she laughs. Dude, I like the way she fake laughs, but she knows that I need it. Yes! Like, I love the way we fit together in bed. Dude. Because we're the same height, our crotches line up perfectly. That's really good.

It's definitely Jonah Hill. I think it's 22 Jump Street. Because he's in college and he's trying to take out the girl. Okay. I didn't see the 22. I think it's 22 Jump Street. 22 Jump Street? Incorrect. It's That Awkward Moment?

Miles Teller and Zac Efron having that conversation. Final answer. Correct. You know what people keep doing? It's mixing up Miles Teller and Jonah Hill's voice. They have a very similar voice. They have a very similar voice for sure. I clocked Zac at first. I said, is this High School Musical? And then I heard Miles. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I wouldn't say that moment if I knew it was Miles Teller. Tied up at three.

Question number 11 to Maria and Kelly. Shout out Eileen from Long Island. Thanks, Eileen. Come on, Eileen. Oh, I swear well in me. At this moment, you mean everything. Okay, enough. Sorry. On New Girl, what is Jess's response when Nick unexpectedly tells her he loves her for the first time?

I think she laughs. Yeah, yeah. Doesn't she like laugh in his face? No, because I'm thinking of that 70s show. She says, I love pie. So that's not it. Yeah, no. I think that she... No, she laughs when she sees him naked. Like she sees his penis and she like can't stop laughing. I think she says like, thank you or something. No. She screams. I think she screams. Screams and runs away? Yeah, I think that's what it is. All right. Screams and runs away. Damn. Damn.

to chronic healing. Shit. Whatever, like, I did it. It wasn't very early on, you know, I didn't, like, make it past season, like, two. Yeah, same. I'm trying to think of what would be, like, an inappropriate response. Or just, like, I feel like she's, like, she's, like, awkward, so I feel like she would, like, laugh or just, like,

Or say like, I have to go or something like laugh and say, all right, I got to go. Or like go into the bathroom or something. Maybe. Like, okay. Whatever. Like laugh. Let's just say she laughed and. Yeah. Just, she laughed. She laughed and. I don't know. She laughed at him.

Also incorrect. She does finger guns. Oh, that's right. It's on brand. Yeah, it's on brand. Yeah, it is. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. I knew it was something weird like that, though. Awkward as fuck. Okay. Still tied up at three. And this is question number 12 to Corinne and Caitlin. Shout out. Kelly from Atlanta. Marita from Nashville. Again, a lot of questions for them. Yeah, they were putting in overtime, huh? Thanks, girls. We got some girls that really carry this show on their back. Love that. Okay. Okay.

What sport is Arwen a champion at in Suite Life of Zack and Cody? Going back in time. It's past my time, so this is all you. I have no idea. I feel like it would be something rampant. Admit in ping pong, archery. Go ping pong. Ping pong? Sure. We'll say ping pong. Final answer. Incorrect. Bowling. Bowling. Final answer. Correct. Hell yeah. Let's go.

Okay, 4-3. Isn't there a bowling alley in the hotel or something? I think there's something. I'm envisioning him playing bowling. I looked it up. They found an old trophy or something in his closet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, 4-3. Rhea and Kelly. This is question number 13 to them. Shout out Hallie from Clemson. All right, Kelly. Lock in. We're locked. Wiseguy is the book title that inspired which 1990 Oscar-winning movie?

Oh. Wise guy. It's got to be like, what's the one with Wall Street? 15 seconds. Maybe, yeah. Not Wolf of Wall Street, the one with Michael Douglas and you know what I'm talking about? Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Five seconds. I don't know. I think that's the name of that movie. Martin Sheen. Time is up. Good fellas. I'm saying. Yeah, that's correct.

No shit. Oh my God. No shit. No shit. That was awesome. That's a good poll. How'd you know that?

It was the only thing that was coming to my brain. That's amazing. Holy shit. Holy shit. What is the one that I was talking about? I think that's called Wall Street. It's called Wall Street, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know which one you're talking about, yeah. That's amazing. Wow. Holy shit. Thank God you said that. Thank God I did. Oh my God. Oh, wow. Wow. You told me to lock in. You locked in all along. I guess I was.

All right, 5-3. Holy shit, that was great. Two questions left, so you guys are going to have to get these two to send it to overtime. Okay, question number 14 to Corinne and Caitlin. And shout out Kelly from Atlanta, Marita from Nashville again. Which musical did Sabrina Carpenter make her Broadway debut in? Do you want to say like a Les Mis or like a Spring Awakening or something that has kids in it?

I know. She's too young for like a Mamma Mia. Yeah. No, she wasn't in that. 15 seconds. Like Les Mis. There's like young kids in that. Okay, sure. Let's go with Les Mis. Les Miserables. Incorrect. It's Rian Kelly. I'm trying to think. It's got to be like a, like more of a teeny bopper one. Maybe like Dear Evan Hansen or like one of those. That kind of lines up. I'm trusting you with giving a guess here.

It wasn't Mean Girls. It wouldn't be Mean Girls. I also kind of think like maybe Legally Blonde, but I don't know, you know, but I feel like I would know that more solidly if it was that. Cats? No. Maybe like Seussical the Musical, like shit like that, you know. Time is up. Fuck. Dear Evan Hansen.

Incorrect. It is Mean Girls. No way. Damn. I thought that would have been too late. Oh, she plays Katty. That's right. Why am I saying Katty? She plays Katie. Sorry. I thought that'd be too late. No, no. She plays Katie. Okay, but you guys did get the victory. Oh my God. Yay! Woo!

We'll do the final question. Sorry to celebrate your faces, ladies. Yeah, sorry about that. Final question. We kept it cool. We kept it cool. Yeah, we're fine. We're good. We're good. Oh, I have her full name here, but Anna Cool from Grapevine, Texas. That's a cool last name. That is a cool last name. Girl, your last name is cool. Yeah, literally and figuratively. Who is the actress that plays Caitlin Cooper in season one of The O.C.?

Is this us? Oh. Shailene Woodley. Yeah. Yep.

Yep. Yep. Correct. Nice. Spot on. Hell yeah. Final answer. You just watched that recently, right? I've rewatched. I've been watching for a while. 6-3 final score. Wow. Okay, we came out with the win. Nice, Kel. Nice job. Great job. Great job, ladies. That was a great game. That was a really good game. A little back and forth there. Almost had it. But fortunately and unfortunately, we came out with the win. But thank you guys so much for playing. Thank you for joining us. And you guys still...

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All right, that wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. Thank you so much for watching and listening. Warm hugs from afar, from me to you, everybody. I love you so very much. Remember, those tickets are still on sale. Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. Talk to you on Monday.