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LinkedIn, the place to be, to be. I can eat and then go work out or I can eat and then have big time sex. You are truly Fabio. The first time I came to the United States, I was 13 years old. Soon I got off the plane, I go like, oh my God, I feel home. Club.

Fabio? Bill. How are you doing? Good to see you, my friend. You look like you're really Fabio. How are you doing? I thought maybe there was an AI version of you. Well, actually, they're already trying to do AI Fabio, and I'm like, oh my God. Are you serious? I swear.

I swear. And you know what's crazy? They did like- That's not like a hologram. Or is it similar? AI. AI. And it speaks different languages. And I tell you, what's crazy, they did it like in 10 minutes. And I couldn't believe how real it was. I mean, this stuff is- Well, where would I see this? Where do they- I'll get you a link.

Well, let's not go that far. I'm not saying I want to see it. No, I don't. I mean, that to me is scary. It is scary. And I'm sure they'll do it to me. I mean, it's certainly going to be an issue in this presidential campaign. Yeah, and I'm telling you, there's going to be a point, you know, that's why Elon Musk and all the people are saying, hey, this thing is scary. This thing, you know, AI can get to a point where it can outsmart

the people can take and take, well, you know. Of course, that's the fear. Right. That's the main thing. It will happen. You know, there's no doubt. It will happen. You know, I just, my friend just gave me this movie called Colossus. You can't see it online. You have to buy the actual movie. It's from, I think, 1971. Yeah.

Eric Braden, you know Eric Braden? Longtime soap opera actor. He was on the show for like 40 years. German guy. You must have seen Eric. He was in The Rat Patrol. Okay, okay. He's German with a slight accent, but he's the star when he was a leading man. And it's like amazingly prescient because...

It means 1971. So the computer is as big as this room. Right, right, right. Beeping lights. But the guy invents AI. And it does exactly, they're talking about exactly what we're talking about now. He assures the president of the United States, who they cast somebody who looks just like John F. Kennedy because it was only eight years after his assassination. So, you know, Mr. President, the machine will never be able to outspake. And then Russia comes up with one.

Just the same thing. And then the two computers get together and then they blackmail the whole world. And they do exactly what we fear AI will do. Right away, take over and be the boss of us. Yeah. And it's... It's crazy. I don't know if you know, but just not too long ago, the Pentagon, they announced that actually the drone is controlled by AI. AI will make the decision...

to kill or not to kill. Right. Okay, but if you look back in 2008, when Obama was a president, there was a major big mistake. One of our drones killed a bunch of people. I think it was in Iraq. And then came out, then it was already controlled by AI. So AI made that decision.

already in 2008 and the pentagon just admitted now they're just they're just learning now or they would just love to blame it on ai because yeah trust me we've broken up more than a few weddings afghanistan i mean you know there's that there was not just one time this happened now look i've always been of the opinion that americans are very naive about the threats in the world

There are really bad people in the world. Yes. And sometimes you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelet. I'm sorry that weddings got killed-- people at weddings got killed. It's not right. But 9/11 wasn't right either. And the idea that, you know, there are not people plotting against us and that we have to do something

Iraq was wrong to invade a whole country with an army. That wasn't the right way to do it. But you got to do something. Drones targeting terrorists is like the least awful option sometimes. And also Iraq was the cushion with Iran. Because if you remember, my father used to be a top engineer and we used to have Iraqi, and I remember growing up,

being 13, 14 years old. And you grew up in Italy. Yes, Milan. Milan. Milan.

Is that really Italy? Well, put it this way, it's not Sicily, okay? Well, I mean, I know enough about Italy to know that if Americans think the North and the South of America are very different, which they do, and they are, try Italy. Oh, my God. Because Milan is nothing. And they don't really want to be part of the same country. It's true. It's true. It's true. But you go like 30 miles away from Milan, and they speak a totally different dialect. Totally different.

Talking about dialect, it's like you get 30 miles each way, east, west, north, south of Milan, and it's a totally different dialect. And the people are lighter, blonder. Yeah, we have a lot of, you know... The men have very long hair. No, not all. Look at you, you still got the fucking... That's all your hair? Those aren't extensions? No, no. Can a man wear extensions? You know, it's... I mean, without being...

Come on, we're still men, man. I mean, probably we're still the last of the Mohican, you know, our generation. Well, we are, I think, like two of the very few men our age, 40,

who have never been married and no kids, right? And this is because we're homosexual. No. No, this is because I always say to people when they ask about this, if you're our age and you've never gotten married, it's either for one or two reasons. You don't like women or you like them a lot. Exactly. Right? And, you know, it's like, listen, we're smart and we're picky.

So we're not going to, you know, and when you're a successful man, especially leaving Los Angeles, you have to be careful. No, there's, trust me, I know. And sometimes women are sincere, but I mean, I have a pretty sharp eye now for like, especially like you say, we're older now.

I know when a woman wants to be like a Beverly Hills wife and have the Beverly Hills wife life. Maybe it's because they see it on, isn't there a show? Of course there is. I've never seen any of those housewives show because I feel like I might get sucked into it. Oh, my God. But like, and they didn't need a show to tell them how to be. They're pathetic. What? Those shows. You know, those shows. You've seen them? You watch them? No. But, you know, I saw clips and I'm like, oh, my God, I can't believe people they're watching this.

this garbage i mean come on see if we had been led our lives differently gotten married our wives would now be on that show run your show our wives would be throwing drinks in each other's faces yeah and look what we avoided i know i know it's great you know it's like i i love you know cars motorcycles and you know it's like and

always women go like, "Well, Fabio, why you have to have all these cars? Why to have, you know, because I go like, I like variety." Maybe give you a hint. - Well, I could give a shit about variety in cars. I have one car, I mean, I'm not a car guy.

But I see your point. And so you like variety so much, it even extends to the automobile. It's, well, you know, it's like, listen, life is too short. You never know, right? So I believe, you know, it's like you have to have

the best in your life. You know, it's like, I understand you work and then you have fun. In life, you have to have balance. Okay. So a lot of people that work too much and they don't live life. Right. I like to live life. I work. You look like you're still living at the same. You got the hair, you got the plunging neckline. I mean, you look good. I'm sure. You too. I mean, you know, you look great. And those books, you know,

So interesting the way society kind of frowns on what those books are really selling.

Like, it's toxic. Like, if you really do the shit that the guy in the book is doing... That's what I'm telling you. It's America. America, they're very good in marketing and to sell fantasy. Think about Hollywood. It's based on a fantasy, right? Yes. So the same. You know, those books give people fantasy. It's healthy. It's an escape. But the fantasy...

That's where the hypocrisy comes in. The fantasy that the women have in the book is sort of frowned upon in other quarters of life and media because it's a little like I want to be taken, right? Right. But, you know, the guy, didn't they call them bodice rippers? Yeah.

because he's literally ripping off whatever the bodice is. I don't remember ever being with a girl who had a bodice, whatever it is. But the fact that it was being ripped off, that's a little... That's not in the Me Too catalog there. You're not supposed to rip things off. But women do want something in men that they sometimes, I think, to their own detriment these days,

root out of them because it's so all about we can't have any toxic masculinity and we certainly are toxic and have done a lot of bad things. But, you know, they still want to feel like they're getting fucked by a man and not a wimp or a boy or, you know, I mean, this political correctness is just not sexy. No, you're right. It's not sexy. And nobody ever came after you for being like part of this evil. No, no. You know, it's like.

Always treat women with respect, and a gentleman, and then takes two to tango.

So it's sometimes men and women that do stupid things and then they're gonna bite him in the ass in the long run. But it's like when all this stuff with the Me Too movement came out, it was such a Hollywood thing. It's like, where was the Me Too movement with all the women being raped down in October 7 in Israel? The movement didn't- - Of course. - Nobody, no.

You know, celebrity, no, no. None of the Me Too movement said a word about what happened. No, and a lot of the dumbass, useful idiots defended it. Yeah. Didn't spend one day in sympathy for the victims. Went right to Hamas. Way to go, boys. It's unbelievable. And I tell you, all this, you know, to me, canceled culture, the stupidest thing, because, you know, you have, you know...

I mean, you have civilization with thousands of years of cultures. And then now the cancel culture. I mean, these people, they chant from the river to the sea. They don't even know which river and which sea. I mean, it's like you don't even know where Palestine is. It's unbelievable. And my father used to tell me they're always going to find out a cure for diseases. They will never find a cure for ignorant people.

It's, you know, even you go education. Yeah, look at the education people get today in colleges. It's crazy. I mean, it makes them stupider. But they certainly don't. I mean, I was a history major. And if I was king and took over the education system, I would make everybody take a course. I don't know what I would call it, but it would be something like

You are here. You know on a map when you're trying to find your way around a park or something, you are here so you know exactly where you are in the big picture. That's what they don't have. They don't know like how old the earth is. They don't know like how many people on earth. They have no perspective. They have no clue. Where did I come from? How old is history? They would be shocked, I think, at all these things.

And it's very important to know because they have no perspective. This is why they were able to have that attitude like, boy, people 500 years ago really should have known better. Columbus, Hollywood.

was not politically correct. Yet nobody was then. And you wouldn't have been either, you asshole, if you lived then, as if you're Nostradamus. And in 1492, you'd be like, taking slaves is wrong. It wasn't wrong to anybody, including people of color in other parts of the world. And, you know, I was just reading about, was it the Mayans or the Incans? It was in yesterday's New York Times article.

chopping their heads off of children as part of a religious sacrifice. I mean, come on, man. It's crazy. I mean, humans just, we grow up in stages just like we do as individuals. Right. But it's part of our, you know, it's like you have to acknowledge our culture. And also America was such a different country from the rest of the world because it was a melting pot of different cultures. Right.

You know, that is the beauty about America. When you grow up in a country like Italy or any place in Europe or around the world, you're pretty much exposed to your culture. And most of the time, they tell you your culture is the best. You invented this, you created this. You know, it's like the...

You know, they pump up. Why did you come to America? I came to America because I was very fortunate to travel the world with my parents. My parents loved to travel the world. So since I was like four or five years old, we went everywhere, all over Africa. Because your father worked in the Foreign Service or something? No, my father was a top mechanical engineer. Oh. And he was one of the first men to create assembly line. Oh.

So it was very, very successful. Like Fiat? Well, you know, the Fiat, they were, you know, some of Fiat. Was that Milan? Yes. No, Fiat is in Torino. Torino, right. Torino. But my father built, you know, some of the top assembly line for Whirlpool, for Boeing. So you saw America when you were a kid with your parents. Yes. And you just liked it and wanted to move here? Let me tell you something. I've been around the world, you know, by the time I was 13, I was already been around in many, many places around the world.

And I never felt home in Italy. I was always felt, you know, I feel like a fish out of the water in my country. You know, I think the mentality, the Italian mentality is kind of like, it's narrow. You know, it's like they still live on a Roman empire. And it's like, excuse me, what have you done 2,000 years from that time until now?

You know, it's like those bridges, those monuments, those buildings, they're still there and they're still standing. You build roads and bridges, then at the inauguration day, they collapse. You know, it's like, it's crazy. It's crazy. It's like, what have you done now? You know? It's amazing the way the...

The forces that collapsed the Roman Empire are very similar to what's happening today because migration around the world is always such a key factor. You nail it. And I'm not saying, first of all, the barbarians...

who took over the Roman Empire weren't barbarians. They were just different people. They said, any more than the people who are coming to this country, they're not barbarians either. But when people are on the move, I mean, the Roman Empire collapsed because the Huns, who were from north of Beijing, they were from north of China, and they fought with the Han Dynasty. And then they migrated westward, and then they put...

pressure on tribes that they were pushing out in Eastern Europe, the Visigoths and the Goths. Yes. Okay. And then they moved into the...

into the Roman Empire. So it was like when people are moving, it just puts pressure on other peoples and everything changes. And I mean, immigration is probably the biggest issue in this election. Yeah. And in European elections. I mean, Maloney in your country. Yes. You know, that's how she got to be the prime minister. And she's the only one in the G7 who's popular now because she has a reputation as being tough on immigration and keeping Italy Italy.

And when you say that in certain quarters, that'd be, you know, oh, that's racist. It doesn't have to be. It can be. There can be racist elements. But other people, like the majority of people, I think, in some poll in this country said, there are times I just don't feel like I'm at home in my own country.

They couldn't keep out the people who wanted to be there. I mean, that's what a lot of people would say is going on in this country right now. We seem unable to keep out anyone. And because the people coming through the border now are not just from Central America. Everywhere. China and like lots of people are saying, oh, you can get in through there. And I just feel like this is going to be Biden's undoing. Yeah. And being, you know, America, you know, you have a lot of enemy.

So you really want to take care of your border because, you know, ISIS and, you know. They caught eight ISIS guys last week. Yeah, exactly. And, you know, I guarantee you, Hamas, they have a lot of cells in the United States and, you know, as well as Hezbollah. So, you know, it's like you have to listen. If somebody wants to come in your house, should we come from the front door?

Right. Right. Not from breaking the rear window. Okay. Because when somebody break your window is because doesn't have good intention. I can mirror legally. So, you know, many times people, they go like, okay, if I be, you're an immigrant, you come here, but I came here legally. I went through the system.

and I became an American citizen. It's almost like you go to the bank, right? And you're waiting for an hour and a half at the bank and you have to go and run your errands and you're waiting and all of a sudden, 30 people, they come in and they pass in front of the line. Boy, I bet you there's a lot of

Chicks who were masturbating to your photos on the cover of those books or who were listening to this going, wow, that guy can talk too. Well, I'm not just a pretty face. No, no. But when women masturbate, I feel like it's very different than we do. We're very visual. Exactly. You're very visual. Women, they're not that visual. Right.

- Right. - That's why even, you know, porn with men, it's, you know. - Yeah, it's porn. - Yeah, because we're very visual. We see a girl's,

working out at the gym. Women's porn is almost a contradiction in terms. It's almost the opposite of what porn is or what classic porn is. It's always the exception to the rule. And lesbian porn is just, I mean, how do you know when you're done? This

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So what's your life like every day? I'm very curious. I love life. I know, I can see that. You get up in the morning? In life, you have to have balance. No, I don't like early morning. I don't either. Oh my God, I hate early morning.

What time do you get up normally? About 10 to 11. Me too. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. We're brothers from another mother. I mean, when the sun is that high in the morning, I'm just like a vampire. Right. I don't even know how. Well, there's only so many hours in the day, and I like the night. I mean, one reason I created this podcast

atmosphere for this show is because I feel it's the only podcast that has a nighttime feel. Yes. You know, like you don't see any cameras. It's just you and I sitting in my little den of iniquity, smoking, drinking. You know, that's, I mean, some people are just night people. I've always been at my father's work nights.

And everything was just always on a late clock. And I'm sorry, but just like a lot more fun things happen at night. At night. When you're an adult. Yes. Not when you're five. I get it. I want more time to be in dirt. But I don't have that issue anymore. I want more time to be in bars. Maybe not bars, but places, you know, out, restaurants, people, you know. I mean, I...

There are some morning people that they can, I mean, they love the morning. Oh, it's great. You know, I always said, you know. I never got morning sex. No. I just, I can't stand morning. I mean. What about morning sex? Morning what? Morning sex. Not between us. I mean, just in general. Oh, no, no. Well, you know, it depends, you know, if you have a. Yeah, I mean, I've done it, but it's like, first of all,

I feel disgusting when I first wake up. Even when I see it in a movie, when people wake up and kiss each other, I'm like, ugh! How can you kiss someone after eight hours of sleep? I mean, it's just-- but some people are not bothered by things like that. It bothers me a lot. Like, I'm fastidious that way. So like, the idea that you could wake up after all that sleep and then just start, like, kissing, that's gross.

And, you know, you're kind of, who knows what's in your eyes? It's just, you know, it's better at night, night. You know, listen, you know, many times in the morning, you know, especially when you're younger, you know, you get up with a boner and then, you know...

You know, you have to take care of it. Yes, you do. You know, it's always, you know, when I'm of a certain age. I think that was Bing Crosby's theme song, you get up with a boner. Ba-ba-ba-ba.

Yeah, I still get up with a boner sometimes, but I don't have to put it in someone. It's the morning. Can we just like have coffee and like, you know? Yes, the best time is after coffee and some breakfast. It's not going anywhere. Right. But I mean, I've also, I must say in the last, I would say five years especially, really appreciate it. Since I started doing like,

a kind of a fast couple of times a year and you get used to like not eating for like a stretch of hours that most of my life I you know I just like went by the normal thing of three meals a day and like no I don't have to two is fine and

I really like the time of the day before I eat because I just have more energy. Food makes you... Oh, totally. Totally. You know, it's like, yeah. You know, you want a good... Normally, I always have, like, a brunch because by the time I get up, I have, you know, my breakfast, you know, and then...

some eggs, omelet, and so on. So I do my brunch every time. And then I don't eat until the evening. But yes, of course, it's like every time you eat, you get more energy. You get less. Huh? You get less. When they eat--

I get more. From eating? Yes. Oh, see, there we're opposite. Yeah. No, to me, I'm like a wolf. I eat and I want to sleep at the mouth of the cave. You know, it's like, because the body, most of the body's energy is taken with digestion. When you have to digest something, that's like,

I never want to like fuck after eating. You know why? It's fuck and then eat. It makes so much more sense. It's so funny because in Italy they used to tell me that, oh, you know, you eat and then you... And I was like, no, I can eat and then go work out or I can eat and then have...

Big time sex. Well, you are truly Fabio. Really, you are truly the... I mean, it's a great, you know, burn calorie. I mean, now you got, you know, you fill up your tank and, you know, you're ready to go. You fill up your tank, but most people get logy after food. Most people get lethargic.

Most people get sleepy, again, because all the digestion. Because most of the blood goes in your stomach. Your body just wants you to sit down and do nothing while it does its job. I mean, using my first meal, it's kind of a shake, but it's heavy with a lot of stuff in it. And I can guarantee a half hour after I drink that,

I will not be able to stay awake for just 15 minutes, but it will just kill me. My body's just saying, you can't even be conscious now. We are just working on this now. We are working on this thing you just ate, and then we'll wake you up when we're done with that. But we can't do two things at once. So if you can do all these things right after you eat, work out, you're not even supposed to do that. I've been doing it all my life, and it doesn't even bother me.

Never told you as a kid you're not supposed to go back swimming in the ocean? All the time. And I used to be very stubborn. I wanted to prove the point. I used to jump right in the ocean. Really? Oh, I used to join my parents. And it never killed you? Never. Never? You're still alive. That's awesome. So not to get too personal, but that's why you're here. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's like it's – and tell you, the world is beautiful because it's colorful, you know, and there is no such a, you know, everything –

There is exception to the rules, you know, in everything. Apropos of what are you saying there? Well, you know, there is always exception. To what? What are we talking about? Exception to what? On everything. To what, though? I mean, why are you making this point? What's the exception? What's the rule that we have to make a thing about

the exception. No, but it's like you were saying before, it's like, oh, people eat and then they can't work out. Oh, I see. I see. Oh, okay. That's what I'm saying. Right. No, absolutely. Everybody's... It's different. Everybody's so different, especially about very personal things like that. That's why guys like us, I mean, we can sit here and chortle about, oh, we never got married, so we don't have the divorce and all the horrible things that we think that happen.

with marriages and awful things do happen with marriages, but also great things happen with marriages. It's just based on who you are and your nature and like what works for you. People say, why are you anti-marriage? And I always say, I'm just anti-marriage for me. I get it that it works for you. Right. There are some people that are meant to be married and there's some people that can't be alone. You know, there's a lot of people that can't be alone. J-Lo.

That's all. I mean, I'm not picking on her, but that was all in the... I saw Dr. Drew. I texted him yesterday. I was kidding him about it, but he was on TMZ last night, and he would... Because he had to be interviewed about J-Lo and Ben breaking up, and, like...

that was his thing like some people cannot be alone guys too i've known guys like that a lot of guys yes guys who oh my god they like were unhappily married for 20 years i know guys like this

And they would always be bitching. And every joke was about how horrible the marriage was. Right. It was like I was laughing at the jokes. But I would always be thinking, oh, but for you, that joke comes out of real pain. But OK, if we're all laughing at it, I'll laugh at it too. But it made me think, I'm glad I'm not married. So they're married for like 20 years.

and they just can't get the courage to break off. They want to get out of it, but they've got kids, the roots run deep, you know, all that kind of stuff. Money sometimes is... But they're miserable every day. And all the jokes are about how they never get laid and they never get blown. And they finally...

They just are driven to a point where they cannot take it for one more fucking second, and they do it. They get away. And then they fucking marry the first girl who gives them a handjob. They break right back into prison. It's true. It's almost like every single guy wants to marry a ninfomaniac, and after a few years, you know, like, the ninfo live, and you got the maniac. LAUGHTER

In the maniacs' day, you know? It's like... Listen, some people, they're meant to be married. They find that really special person, that bondage, you know? And some other people...

They're just, you know, people like me and you, we're not, we're very, we are happy people. We are happy to be by ourselves. I mean, you know, number one. - Happy, smiley people. - In life, you have to be happy, okay? - Well, you try. - Yeah, but the problem is with a lot of people, they always try, men and women,

They always try, "Oh, I'm gonna be happy only if I find the other person." No, you have to be happy first. Then you have to find somebody else who's also very content

with their life and then maybe we can share something. But if you're miserable and you got another person, you're only gonna bring the person down. Or if you're happy and you marry somebody who's miserable, there's nothing you can do. She's gonna bring you down. Right. Well, you know what people usually use to make up for being happy?

Liquor and drugs. It's so sad. 818, kids. Well, I'm glad you're happy. Listen, if you keep your life... I'm always trying to keep my life simple. You can complicate your life as much as you want. Correct. Complicate your life. Then you're going to pay the consequences. If you keep your life simple...

it's much easier to have a happier life. Okay, so put some meat on those bones. What do you mean by keeping your life simple? What's keeping it simple? Not getting married? See what you really love. No, but that's a big part of simple. It's like once, not again, and again, I'm not knocking marriage because I think I know people would be miserable without their spouse, but it does immediately life is complicated because first of all, you've invited the government, the legal system into your life. Yeah. You

you are now in a relationship, not just with your partner, but with the legal system of the United States. So if shit goes sideways, the legal system gets involved. That was always a very big red flag for me. Yeah, but that's in this country. That's in the United States. In a lot of places on Earth, you know, other country is not as...

They're complicated. What do you mean? But, you know, in the United States, everybody knows. You mean it's easier to get divorced and stuff in other countries? Yeah. And also, you know, it's like in other countries, a lot of countries, they don't believe in suing each other. They're like, you know, in this country, I mean, you know, it's like one of the first they tell you is like, prepare to have a lawyer in your pocket because you need a lawyer for everything.

In Islamic countries, I mean, I'm quoting this from fairly recent times. Maybe this has changed. So if it has, don't hate me on that. But certainly in this century, and I think still in many places,

All that has to happen is the man has to say, I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee three times. I'm not kidding about that. Oh, no, no. Have you heard? That's like a law. I think that's probably still what happens in Saudi Arabia. They can have as many women they want. That's a lot easier than Jacobi and Myers. You know, and getting Saul Weinstein involved in your life and having his bills...

And I see why guys go apeshit. I mean, I've seen this with so many guys who they go through the divorce. They think, you know, they set themselves up for life with the perfect wife and then

And not only do they now have to pay these exorbitant legal fees of their own, they have to pay her lawyer. They have to pay the guy who's fucking them in the ass. I can see why this drives them to the brink. And I've seen them. Oh, yeah. And, you know, I mean, it's the kind of thing that can make you physically, and I think it has made people physically sick. Yeah. That's it. That's...

relationships are wonderful, but they can do, they can actually, if they go badly, can make you physically sick. Or in Johnny Depp's case, just lose the tip of the finger. I know. And, you know, it's like, you've been around, you know, how many really people you...

they're extremely happy with the marriage. I mean, the majority, they're not happily married. I mean, everybody's miserable. No, I know. I do this bit in my act, so I don't want to pretend that it's not a joke. But I always say when people ask me why I don't get married, I say because when you ask people about a marriage, what comes out of their mouth, the first thing is always some variation of...

Well, it's tough. It's a lot of work. It's never, yippee! And that is another-- these are just red flags.

And have you ever been engaged? Because I was engaged. Never. Never, never even got that far. When I was 29, I was engaged, bought a ring. I remember in New York City, I was living out here, but we went back to New York because the 47th Street Diamond District, you know, on the west side. Okay.

So, you know, that whole block, it's immortalized in the movie Marathon Man, did you ever see Marathon Man? Yes. Laurence Olivier, Dustin Hoffman, classic, and that's the end scene. And every shop is a diamond. And you can buy just the chip, you know, and I did. I remember it was $1,250 to get just a little diamond, and then you'd put it on a ring. But you saved a lot of money doing it that way. Right. So, you know, and...

Then we lived together and it was just, I used to call it, it was a real Italian movie. It was duck and fuck. We would fuck a lot and then there would be fights. There is a level of drama that you will put up with, or at least I would put up with at that age, that I guess I just thought was normal, that I would never put up with today, ever.

Like, I just don't have, I just wouldn't allow drama. You don't have time and energy. And also, now at our age, we set in our ways. I mean, you know. And what I think we prize, at least for myself, is two things, comfort and acceptance. That weren't, comfort and acceptance were not number one and two on the charts when I was 25. Maybe they should have been. But you're different.

and you have different goals, and you have different feelings, and you just can put up with more. I mean, a lot of what's great about aging is like weeding out things that you never liked to begin with, and you don't have to put up with anymore. You get wiser. Wiser, and more able to just...

Eliminate what you don't want, the clutter in your life or the things you never wanted to do. Right. Like Christmas. You know, I did Christmas forever and now I don't. Like, I don't hate it. It's just like I'm not doing anything for it. I'm not buying you anything. I'm not going anywhere. I don't have to get a tree. I do. I mean, it's the same tree every year. It's not real. It's lovely. I love a Christmas tree. I love Christmas. Yeah.

Don't make me do anything. And plus, you know, freedom is a beautiful thing and be able to, you know, sometimes I go like, let's make plans. What plans? I don't even know. When I got up, I don't even know what I'm going to do.

You know, I don't even know what I'm going to do. What am I going to tell you? Let's do this. I don't even know what I'm going to do. So when I wake up, I want to do whatever I want to do. That's exactly it. That's, again, exactly how I feel. Like I want to do what I want to do when I want to do it. That's a tough thing to do in a relationship. I'm of the opinion that the word consider is the most important part of a real relationship because the word considerate

comes from consider. You just have to consider what the other person is doing, almost always, especially if you live with them. Right. You don't have to do something about it all the time, but you just can't live your life without thinking about what

what another person is doing at this moment. And that, I think most of the stress in my life came from when I was in a relationship and I had that to, it just doesn't suit me. I'm a lone wolf. I'm the same way. You know what the other word is? Compromise. I hate that word. It's a matter if I cut him off from my vocabulary. There's no compromise. I mean, what I want to do, I want to do. He's like, you know, that's the way it is. Right.

You know? Compromise. Why do I have to compromise? I had Alan Richson. You know who he is? He plays Reacher. Yes, yes. He's got a very big career going on. He was just in that big movie. Yeah, he was in...

The movie with Bruce Willis. Yeah. He's doing great. And he was here, and he was telling me-- and I love Reacher. And he was-- by the way, you could play Reacher's dad. That'd be a great part for you. Oh, see, I'm always helping people's careers here. You'd be perfect, because he's big. You know, that's the whole thing. There's a thousand Sasquatch jokes about him in the show.

But like he was telling me, he's like, yeah, wherever I'm on location, my wife and my kids come with me. He said, I'm a lone wolf. I'm like, lone wolf? I'm a lone wolf? Yeah. Your wife and kids come with you? That's not a lone wolf. Right. I mean, it's cool. I'm glad you like it. But I mean, this is a lone wolf. And it's actually hard.

to stay single, especially if you are successful your whole life. I mean, you have to really work at it. You know, I mean, somebody once shouted at me when I was on stage, how are you not married? I said, vigilance. You know? You know, sometimes people that have, you know, society, they have the

They categorize, you know, it's like, you know, you get to a certain age and, you know, you have to get married. Women, you know, you're getting older, your clock is ticking, you know, you have to have kids. Right. It's like, you know...

There is no real rules in life. I mean, it's like there are rules that society put, but you don't have to follow. We're lucky because we live in a place where there are no rules. That's why we love America with all its flaws, or like I do. Oh, it's the best country in the world. Even with all the shit, there's a reason why they're trying to get here. The reason why our problem isn't keeping people in

We're not building a wall to keep them. Right. It's such a bad kind of, you know, sometimes people I hear on TV are like, oh, you know, America's so horrible. Right. And it's like, what the fuck? Everybody wants to come in this country because it's so horrible? It's not like our diplomats are calling up the dude from Tajikistan and saying, listen, we've both got the same problem.

Why don't we get together just informally, have a dinner, kind of spitball it, see what we can do about this? Because I know people are just flooding into Tajikistan. And if we could just get your point of view, sometimes fresh eyes on a problem would really help. It's like, no, this is... And look, Europe has the same issues. I mean, people want to get to... I mean, what I find cheeky, if I may, about some of the immigrants who come into places...

All of them, but especially Europe. Our immigration is mostly Latin American, which is a culture which really does want to melt and is not that distant from us to begin with. Spanish, English, they're not that hard to learn each other. Okay.

Immigration to Western Europe, a lot of it is Muslim. It's horrible. It's from North Africa. Well, let's wait until we get to the end of this. We went and jumped right to it. It's horrible. Okay, the people are not horrible. No. The people are not horrible. The ideology. The ideology. And it's very different. And some of them are very open about talking about a Europe in the future that is...

They're the civilization they came from. That's what I find cheeky. You're leaving this civilization, which is very different than Western Europe. Very different than Christian slash atheistic, whatever it is, secular, enlightened Western, enlightenment Western Europe. Okay. And then you want to, you're leaving the place that's very different, but then you want to come to this place and make it like the place you left. Exactly. You know, I mean,

If 51% of any Western European country was Muslim, they would be under some form of Sharia law. I love my moderate Muslim friends. Moderate Muslims are great, but there's not that many. I'm with you on that. It's like whoever win. The more fundamentalists win. That is the challenge Islam has. They want to come in your country, and they live in a country that we're actually...

kept them like, you know, animal in the cages. Because in their country, I mean, they were miserable. And then they go to another country where actually they feel all of the sudden freedom and they have some kind of happiness. And all of the sudden they want to turn that country into the country like the one they came from. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's cheeky. It's very cheeky to do that.

It's one thing to come here and say, hey, we were from this other country where things are not good. We don't really have a lot of freedom. We don't feel good about life there. We don't feel like we have a future and our children, blah, blah, blah. So...

you're a shining city on a hill. We'd like to come here, and we'd like to be part of that. And thank you for having us. And you know what we're going to do? We're going to contribute mightily. And that's what immigrants in this country have mostly done, contribute mightily because they wanted to be part of it. There's another thing to say, we're going to come over here, and then you know what would be great if we had a Sharia law because that works so well in the old country.

This is the issue that Islam at some point is going to have to deal with. It is a supremacist religion. I mean, all religions are to a degree. If you're telling everybody in the world, our guy is the guy, you kind of have to believe... They have no tolerance for anybody else. Right, but there are degrees of that, and they do not have tolerance.

as much tolerance, not nearly. And it's more fundamentalist. They believe the holy book in a way Christians, because it's an older religion, really don't. They don't. The Bible says crazy shit too, but nobody takes it seriously. But they do take it very seriously.

That's why they've been beheading people from the time of Muhammad all the way to the modern day, and nothing has changed. And you know, when also Europe was invaded, you know,

back, I think it was in 1400, from, you know, Turkish and, you know, the Arabs. I mean, Europe was... Well, it was invaded way before that. No, but I'm saying, but, you know, it's like then the European, they kicked them out, and the Muslims said, we will be back. Oh, they were. They were at the gates of Vienna in 1529. Yeah. And also in 1678.

did not get past, but Vienna is the heart, not the heart, but close to the heart of Europe. I mean, and I've been in Vienna. I was there in the summer of 2010. And at least in the summer, like I would say at least half the women on the streets were in a complete black chatter. Totally. It's all over Europe, I can tell you. A friend of mine is a federal judge.

In Italy. And he just retired because he told me, Fabio, I mean, I cannot believe where our country is today. And I said, why? What's happening? He goes like, number one, Italian citizen, they are fifth class citizens, not even second class. They're fifth class citizen. Meaning? Meaning then everything, the government supply everything to the immigrant. Everything is for free for the immigrant. The pension plan is pretty much

You know, you have old people, 89 years old, they go and collect their pension plan. The government says, go home because we have no money.

But in the meantime, they give free phone, free everything, free a home. This is a similar complaint we hear in America. But this has been going for many, many, many years in Europe. And to the point where, like, my friend who's a federal judge in Italy said, you know, I can't take this anymore and I'm going to retire. I mean, our police don't want anything to do with it.

In the middle of a major city, you will have 40, 50 people from Arab countries, from Africa. This is a major, during the day, major square. They get around 40, 50 guys. They get five or six women, and they rape them right there on the street. The police can be

10, 15 feet away, and the police don't want anything to do because if they get into confrontation, then, oh, if they beat up these people, they're going to be racist and so on. And my friend told me it got to a point where law did not apply to these people, all the immigrants. They don't.

They can do whatever they want. Their jail system is full. So these people, even if they commit crime, they get arrested, they get released the next day. So they commit more crime, they get arrested, they get released the next day. I mean, it's like that constantly every day. You turn the TV on, it's constantly, you know, a lot of gypsy now they are living in Italy. You know, the women...

The gypsy women, they go on buses and metro. They put a pillow, they stack a pillow under their, you know, coat. And then they go and start doing, you know, wallet and purse and, you know, stealing money. What's the pillow for? They pretend to be pregnant. Okay. Because in Italy there is a law and a cop cannot touch a pregnant woman. So they put some TV show,

put some camera on a metro and they caught on video all these women, pregnant women, gypsy stealing money left and right. So they called the police. So the police wait at the stop. You know, when the metro stopped, they went in

And to talk to these women and try to arrest these women. And these women, they're hitting the cops, they're spitting on the cops, they're calling the cops' name, and the cops, there's nothing they can do because this woman pretend, even if they pretend to be pregnant women, because they're not, the cops, there's nothing they can do. And these people, they get away with murder every day. I think sometimes people in this country don't understand that

crazy woke shit also happens in other countries oh yeah i feel like you could do a whole show about crazy woke shit in other countries oh yeah trust me italy france england germany i mean it's like i remember reading one about and it was england and the kids would you know the ones who are so afraid of everything you need a trigger warning for everything it's going to upset them

they were someplace wouldn't allow clapping anymore for a show because the noise, you know, you know, the kids with the ASMR where they have to have soothing voices because everything causes anxiety, clapping. So like when, but what about the performer, you know, and they're just jazz hands, just do this if you liked it. I mean, and you think,

This has got to be an onion story. You know, this can't be real. I tell you, you should do, you should do. I can put you in contact. You can do some stuff in Italy. Stuff like this stuff happening in Italy is unbelievable. I mean, one of the cases, you know, three people from Africa, they broke into a house. They put an older man and the wife together.

They tied him up in the chair. They beat him up for hours because they were looking for cash and jewelry. The people, they didn't have no cash and jewelry in the house. So they beat him up because they wanted, they thought these people had cash and jewelry in the house. So then they started looking from room to room to room in the house if these people have cash and jewelry. And, you know, this couple, they had a doberman.

And the doorman was in one of the room. So when the three guys opened the door, the doorman came out and beat him all three, right? They ran to the police. And the police went, and you know what they did? They find the steel, the bloody couple, steel tied down to the chair. You know what they did? They arrest the dog.

Well, that's the moral I take from that story. Dobermans are racist. This is like... But again, it's not...

We're not objecting to this because they're Africans. We love Africans. We're objecting it because they're robbers. Exactly. If you let too many people in the country with no plan for how they are going to live, of course, some of them are going to turn to crime. They want to eat. They have to. And they want to survive. Right. And of course, look, for eons in this country,

That has been a way you advanced. Scarface came over on the Mariel boat lift in 1980 from Cuba. And how did he get ahead? Say hello to my little friend. Yeah. You know, and the mafia. Yeah.

You know, I mean, that's how you get ahead when you're an immigrant in this country and you feel like it's almost your entitlement because the country's treating you so badly. It's like, you know what, then fuck you. I'll get into crime and I'll beat you at your own game. And they often did. The Irish did it too. And the Jews, Bugsy Siegel and...

you know, Meyer Lansky and, you know, every, every ethnic group that's treated. I mean, there's mafias of every Mexican mafia, Chinese. I'm saying it's, no, no, I know. I'm sorry. I said the, you know, uh,

The Godfather, and yeah. I mean, The Godfather is a great movie partly because it's so understandable, especially in Godfather II. You know, when you see him coming to America and why he does what he does, that's the genius of great filmmaking, I think, is we understand why he is who he is. And he's not a bad person. He does bad things. But he's not a bad person.

I wanted to get a little help from the Vatican. Well, that's Godfather III. That's another story. What are you saying about the Vatican? Oh, the Vatican is totally, you know. Were you raised Catholic? Yes, I was. Are you still? No. How old were you when you threw it away? Eight years old. Eight? My parents said, you know, you're like, you're an angel up to eight years old. Then you did your first communion, and the next morning you wake up and you were like,

I remember First Communion. Yeah. I remember training for it, being traumatized by it, by the training. We had to go after school for months to learn to this one-day ceremony that was like, okay, you walk to the head of the thing and the old pervert fucking taps you on the head or sticks something on your tongue or God knows what the fuck it was. I was once so traumatized by this experience

thought of going to catechism training that I rammed my head into something at home to get out of going. So I had a bloody head. I know. No, I was like, you know, I was really good until I was eight years old and then I have the first communion. And then the next day I turned like into the Antichrist the next day. Why? My parents, they go like, what happened to you? And I'm like, you know, for...

Three years, because my parents, they sent me to school at five years old. So in case I lost one ear, I would be normally go to school at six. Really? Six? Yes. Six? That's pretty late. Six years old. In Italy, you don't go to school until you're six? Well, you go kindergarten first, and then you go at six years old, you go to school. I think six, we were in second grade by then. Oh, yeah.

But, you know, Italy's different. Five years, then three years, and then five other years of, like, high school, and then you go to college. So you do 13 years. That's kindergarten and so on. So why do you think you never felt at home in Italy? What was it about Italy? I know there are mama's boys. Yeah. 60 Minutes once did a story about all the grown-up Italian men who live with their mothers. My morning, yep.

It's, I'm telling you. What's that about? My mom is like, you know, it's like, yeah, you live with your mom and they put everything. Why? Including...

it's the mentality it's the old mentality they they go race and the mother spoiled them i thought they were such macho you know yeah but they're pinching asses you don't know everyone not everyone but so they pinch ass and then they go home to their mother i know but you know it's like a lot of this um this guy the mother that everything for them everything cooks for them that worship them right so you know it's like even

when they get married or they find a girl of their, you know. We have people like that in America who like to...

enjoy the the generosity of their mother's cooking and their mother's laundry service and and their mother's bed they're called millennials yes no i'm joking of course they're called gen z but um yeah but that's but in italy it's like see here it's i think frowned upon it's like oh come on get out of the house you're in your mother's basement loser um but

But in Italy, it's not because it's just the way of life, right? The way of life. And they're so used to it. And what do the women think of that? There must be, they must hate. There's a major, there was a major, you know, confrontation and fight between the women and the mother.

in the mothers because, you know, of course, you know, the woman wants to be the first. Of course. If I marry you or if I'm your girlfriend, I should come first and not second. And no one is ever going to do it as good as your mother. I'm talking about hand jobs, of course. No, I mean cooking. Right. And laundry and that. Right, it's your mother. Right. But, I mean, Christ. You know, there is a time you become a man and, you know, you cut the umbilical cord.

Exactly. And you go and you do your life. Right. And a lot of, when I left Italy, all my friends would say, are you crazy? It's like, why are you leaving? You know, you have a very comfortable life in Italy. You know, it's like your parents are great. You know, your father has a big company. You don't have to worry about it for the rest of your life. I say, I don't care.

I'm leaving because I don't like the mentality. It's too old mentality. I've been around the world, so I have a war mentality. I've been in America many times. And the only time I felt, I swear to you, the first time I came to the United States, I was 13 years old. And soon I got off the plane. I go like, oh, my God, I feel home.

I felt that way when I came here. You know, I was raised on the East Coast, lived in New York, grew up in New Jersey, then lived in New York when I started my career. So then I came out here, I felt like, oh, you know, it's funny, we're animals. We know where home is. You're right. Same thing when you buy a house. Like, oh, yeah, I'm supposed to live here. You're right. It's like, it's not because you're born in that place, you belong to that place. But you see the mentality, they were like, they would tell me, Fabio, you're crazy.

You don't even speak the language. How are you going to survive? I'm like, that's it? I mean, language isn't going to stop me. Stop you? I'm sure not that you needed help getting laid. No, I'm not saying that. But I'm sure it was, you know, women love, American women love,

It's like you could have been 10 times less attractive as you are physically, and it still would have been a great asset. British accents, but especially Italian. Oh, it's just talk about a panty wetner. Yeah, but it's like a lot of people in Europe, especially in Italy or France, they...

They think it's like, okay, you know, it's like I don't speak English or my English is very limited. How am I going to survive? How am I going to make a living? How am I going to find a job? You know, they have that very close mentality also because, you know, what's the difference between European and American? Then I saw right away. In Europe, they always keep you, oh, you're not smart enough. You're stupid. You're this, you're that. They keep you low, right? And also they have...

tests along the way that if you don't pass, like the baccalaureate in France, you take it like when I think you're 16. Your future is completely decided from that moment on. You're either now going to become a tradesman or you're going to go to college and become something else.

That is what, again, is great about America. Exactly. Also because we don't, we, you can always reinvent yourself. Exactly. And in America, you know, they're like, oh, you know, I think I can do this, this and this. And America's like, okay, do it. Exactly. Do it. You know, show me.

It's like they give, especially the young generation, you know, they give opportunity to everybody in Europe. In Europe, the mentality is so old. And, you know, like the people on top, they're like, oh, you know, you're too young and too stupid. We're the old one. We're the wise one. And we know what's better for you.

Okay, so we're going to tell you because you're too stupid, okay, to think for your own. We are the wise one and we're going to tell you. So they have... Yeah, but we just said that it was the kids who are marching for Hamas who are dumb and stupid and we do need the older ones sometimes to actually do that. It's a mix. You need the energy of the young kids

But let's not pretend that they are wiser. Now, older people can do stupid things and they certainly can do corrupt things. But in general, I would rather have my fate in the hands of somebody who's lived. Yeah, definitely. I mean, I'm talking about... I wouldn't want a young doctor, would you? Would you want a doctor who's 30? No.

No, you want an older doctor, somebody who is wise. I want a doctor who's seen it 5,000 times. Yes. But, you know, it's not so much that. It's like anything you do over in Europe from a young age. You know, it's like they...

Any dream you have, that's the beauty of America. Any dream you have, you can. Yes, you can. You can. Over there, it's like, no, we think you're smarter than everybody else. You think, you know, like they downgrade you. They make you like, no, you can't do it. You can't. Where here is like, show me.

No, it's-- That's the big difference between-- so when I came to America, I was like, number one, America was-- back then was so far ahead of Europe.

in technology. I mean, I remember the first time I came to an American airport, it was like, oh my God, this is unbelievable, you know, futuristic technology. And my father was into, like, he was a top, top engineer. So he loved technology. And I remember he used to come to America also to...

see different kind of assembly line because you know, my father was one of the second or third man in the world to build assembly line. The first one was Ford, is the guy who invented converters. Okay. So then, back then, he was coming to America to see all the new stuff, you know, if there is some new stuff. But then, 20 years later, I said, Dad, why you don't go anymore to America?

They go, "In technology now, we are more advanced." Really? Yes. We are more advanced. Now they come to us. Italy was more advanced than America? In certain field, yes. In certain field, yes. That's not mostly where... I mean, America... Let's say in an actual domestic. There was a company named Zanussi then became Philips.

And it was at one point, you know, with My Father's Assembly Land, they were making just refrigerator, 13,000 refrigerator a day. And, you know, and at that point, there was no company around the world that were making that kind of, you know, numbers, you know.

every day. And this company was selling refrigerator, washing machine, dryers, you name it, all over the world. So back in beginning, it was Whirlpool. But then Whirlpool came like followed back in their-- they were not so advanced with their assembly line and conveyors. And I'm telling you, it's like a lot of-- and the German, the same. It's like, oh, the sun, like, I mean, come on. German engineer. German engineer. You know.

But Germany and Italy are so different. But you know what? It's in a lot of field. Let's say, because I grew up in that business with my father. Let's say all the wheels, all the most beautiful wheels in the world, they were made in Italy. And so the German, they were buying all the Italian wheels to put on German cars. So, and a lot of things, a lot of some stuff, they were like a...

Wings of jet fighter. They were made of section Italy in Torino and then sold to the French and to the English Mirage, you know, the making, you know, the fighter jet. So there was a lot of thing in Italy back then.

They were like, I had some other country. As a matter of fact, I mean, look at, you know, why you think also the German, they bought Lamborghini, they bought, you know, Riccardi and all the... I got a joke for you on this. Yes. So what's it between heaven and hell? In heaven, the Italians are the lovers. Okay. The Germans are the mechanics. The British are the police. The French are the cooks. Yes.

In hell, the Germans are the police, the Italians are the mechanics, and the British are the lovers. Oh, that's funny. That's a good one. Yeah. It's even more elaborate than that. I couldn't remember it, but somebody wrote that joke a long time ago, and it was just genius. Like, it had five different countries involved, and it was just like, oh, yeah, in hell, the British are the cooks. That's what it was. Because, yeah.

That's funny. But I was in Rome when I was 21, when I was, you know, the backpack Europe trip with no money and your college girlfriend. You're in love and you have no money. That says it all about life, right? Like, you know, you go through life and it's like, boy, could you replicate that experience at this age? No. No.

But things compensate. I think we live probably one of the best time. You know? Definitely. People have no idea how lucky they are. It is not corny or conservative to say you are lucky to live in this country and at this time with all its problems. I mean, there's such a cognitive dissonance between...

Privileged people always complaining about privilege. Like the most richest, whitest people are always like, Bill, what are we going to do? And I'm like, look around. You're going to pay your $800 dinner bill for three people. That's what you're going to do. Things look fine from here. And yes, could shit go bad tomorrow? They absolutely could. But I'm not going to get nervous about it until it happens. I just can't do it anymore. No. You know?

You're right. You know, it's like people don't understand how lucky, you know, especially Americans, they don't understand how lucky they are. They do not. They don't. They do not. You know who does? The immigrants. That's why Trump is gaining with immigrants all the time. He does better and the Democrats do worse because immigrants do not like immigrants.

The relentless negativity that is coming from the left about a country they worked so hard to get to. They don't want to see it shit upon. We wanted to, you know, imagine walking a thousand miles or whatever it takes to get here. This place sucks. Loser. Oh, you walked to get here. Oh, well, I guess the joke's on you. You're in shithole now.

No, we came from the shithole. Exactly. Because, you know, immigrants, they saw that movie before. That's why they left. Right. You know? So for us, it's like when we see all this policy, it's like,

Our air stand up. They're like, you know what? Uh-uh. This is shit. They pulled a long time ago in our country, and we saw what happened to our country. Do you go back to Italy a lot? No. Never? You must have old friends, no? They come here. They want it. You see, this country has so much to offer, and so when they come over here, they really appreciate it.

Italy is a shithole now. It's everything I'm telling you. It's not a shithole, but it is. Well, it's in the G7. Oh, yeah. Well, come on. It is still in the top 10 of the world's economies. Come on. They all left. These are facts. No. These are facts. As a matter of fact, why you think, okay, that's why a lot of people in Italy now, they're going crazy because they move a lot of their company around.

in Russia. Really? Yes. To Russia? And Putin, and I'm talking about big companies, some of the biggest companies, because tax, tax, tax, you know the government takes 75%. They want a 75%

cents or every single dollar you made. Italy has always had... Yeah, and no deduction. They switched governments like I switch neckties. I mean, and they flirted with communism in the 70s. Yes, I know. Italy was very, very close to being a communist country. That would have changed a lot of things. To have Italy, one of the pillars of Western civilization, go communist. Yes. The Red Brigade. Of course.

I'm sure you remember. Was it? I lived during that time. You were in the Red Brigade? No, no, no, no. But you know what? They were going around a couple of times. Oh, I'm sure. I was going to school. I had to dodge under the car, me and my friend, because they were shooting. Right. No, it was crazy. And you know, the Red Brigade, they got more, you know, like one of the, and then, you know, that politician, and then they find chopped up.

in the trunk of a car. I lived all this stuff. So I remember. Well, I saw it down at Umberto's Clam House.

Well, there was a lot of mafia. Oh, yeah. Little Italy in New York. I remember when I lived in New York in 79, it was the picture on the front page of the Daily News of, you know, with the cigar still in his mouth and the blood pouring out on the floor of the restaurant. Was it Umberto's? It was someplace like that. It was just like, you know, a place I've been to and we all could be at any time. And just who was I? I think it was Carmine Galanti. I don't know.

But the days of mafia rubouts, those were good. Well, listen. Let me tell you, but the big company, they moved to Russia. Now Putin took all this company away from the English people, from the Italian people.

Because the Italians, they can't build anything because they get taxed so much. So the company they went on, a lot of companies, the big one, they left and they opened their plant in Russia. And now they're screwed because Putin said, oh, now they're mine. They took the company away. And it happened to the English and it happened to the French. So...

Right now, there is no way you can do business in Italy. You can open a business. You can have a business. As a matter of fact, look at them. Except Ferrari, all the very prestigious companies in Italy, they all got bought by the Germans. So Lamborghini, Ducati, I mean, you name it, okay? They all got bought by the Audi, Volkswagen, Porsche group, and they own it.

So they do the engine in Germany and they still do the bodies of the cars and wheels in Italy. But otherwise, all the rest of the stuff is long gone.

You're such an interesting guy to talk to. Oh, thanks. All right. I got to go back to my real job. But come back here some night. Definitely. I would love it. Even when the camera isn't on. Definitely. We'll just do the exact same thing. Yes. But, you know, us. We can go and party like the old days. We're the only two unmarried, childless. You don't like kids either, right?

I don't mind kids for the other people. I mean, I can play with kids, but then, you know, it's like... Yeah, I can't even do that. I know. All right. Thank you. I have my book for you. Hey, buddy. That was fun. Anytime. Okay, I'm glad I got to do it.