--{ Dinosaurs Farted Up a Storm which Made the Planet Warm:
Climatologists' Wild Tales, Surely are a Blast,
Blaming Farting Dinosaurs for Warming up the Past:
"Global Warming Enthusiasts, Laying it on Thick,
Scraping the Barrel Bottom for any Dirty Trick,
Now it's the Dinosaurs, That's Where it All Started,
All That Vegetation They Ate - They Burped & Farted,
CO2 and Methane Caused World to Warm,
They All Fried to Death in "The Perfect Farting Storm",
Later the Great Mammoth had Digestive Problems,
Lack of Bacteria in Gut, and Nature Couldn't Evolve 'em,
But Evolved Woolly Coats 'cos They Caused Global Cooling,
Are These Scientists Mad, Greedy, or Just Tom-Fooling?
Of Course it's Analogous to Us and the Food We Eat,
Ruminant Animals (Food) Burp, None too Discrete,
Elite Want Us to Consume their Glyphosate GMO Greens,
Soon Snacking on Meat will Turn on Green Sirens,
Imagination's on a Roll, Better Please our Masters,
To Keep Farting Dinosaurs Away, Save Us from Disasters" © Alan Watt }--
Scary Scenarios given to Terrify the Public before Big UN Meetings - Cons of Economists, Scientists and Snake Oil Salesmen -
Geo-Engineering to "Fix" the Climate - Continuous Aerial Spraying since 1998 - Political Agenda of "Climate Change" -
Dinosaurs Farted Themselves into Extinction say "Experts in Imagination" - Clean-Burning Methane Gas -
Vegetarian-Only (GMO) Society - Mammoth Belch Deficit Caused Global Cooling -
U.K. Meteorological Office, Betting on the Weather - Your TV and Electronics Spying on You -
Veterans' Charity Racket - "Threat" of Solar Storms, Flares - Green Cross and Gorbachev -
Sovietization of the West - The Word Blacklisted is Blacklisted.
(See http://www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com for article links.)
*Title/Poem and Dialogue Copyrighted Alan Watt - May 8, 2012 (Exempting Music, Literary Quotes, and Callers' Comments)
