This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's Got:

Paul Forgets the Razzmatazz Clause of the Gay Handbook!
New York City Flash Flood Fun!
Some Accents Just Sound Dumb!
Ben Carson Operates On Brains?!?! We Don't Like Ben Carson! Please Neither Email Us Nor Want Our Friendship!
Dave is A LOT OLDER Than Paul!
ABBA Fun! We Love ABBA! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us and Be Our Friends!
The Spice Girls Make Us Feel Old - 25 Years!?! We Love The Spice Girls! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us and Be Our Friends!
Dave's Alter Ego, "Cockeye Jones", Makes His First Appearance!
Vocal Fry is Cancer!
Salem's Lot Is HORRIFYING!
SNL's Lesser Known Shitty Movies!
Paul Now Qualifies as a "Daddy" On Gay Apps!
Dave Loves Little Mix! Paul Does Too! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us and Be Our Friends!
Texas Can't Deal With the Cold, But It Sure Can Ban Abortion!
Every Duggar Family Uterus Becomes a Clown Car!
Hackable Butt Plugs!
Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker Story!
Dave's Missing Sex Toy!

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Goofs and Gaffes!

At 19:56, Dave Refers to "Creative License", When He Meant "Fair Use". Or Some Shit Like That. It's Fine For Us To Do Is What I'm Saying. Jesus.
At 27:27 Dave Mistakenly Refers to ABBA's Anni-Frid, When He Meant Agnetha! What A Yutz!

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