This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

Randy Newman or Choking a Cat? You Decide!
Sing Song Time is Over, Regardless of the Razzmatazz Clause!
We Really Do Talk Like This All of the Time!
We Made Almond Butter Cream Icing with Cinnamon! Check Out Our Instagram to See!
Dave's Sweet Tooth Inherited From Nan!
Dave Loves Necco Wafers!
Candy Issues - Who Wants Coffee Flavoured Jelly Belly Jelly Beans?
Paul WILL Suck Your Dick for Likes!
We Love Our Kitchenaid Mixer!
Design Our Kitchen to Look Like Williams Sonoma!
Restoration Hardware is Ridiculously Expensive!
Ridiculous Massage Chairs Would Be Great For Home Theaters!
Shush La Bouche!
Kurtis Conner Continues to Make Dave Happy!
Kurtis Conner is Totally Kyle Mooney's Younger Brother!
Sad Christmas Decorations!
Lego's Boutique Hotel!
Dave Plans to Lose Feet to Sugar Diabetes!
Catholics Love Sex and Large Families!
Christmas Has Changed for Dave!
Dave Comes Out to His Mom at Christmas!
Paul Likes Canned Peas - What in the Actual Fuck?!
Dave is Pretty Damned Gay!
In the 1970s, "Bruce" Was Code for Gay!
Mom Turns the Tables, a la Logan Roy!
Dave Was Shocked Into Silence - That Was a Lot of Shock, Trust Me!
All of Our Listeners Have Parents Who Have Done Dirty Things!
Jeff Garlin Has Issues!
Paul's Tiny Violin Makes a Comeback!

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