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Dude, that is fucking iconic. What's up you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. Hello.
Daddy motherfucking roll. Yeah, baby. He's back in the house. Yeah, come on, Daddy. What is she doing, Daddy? I'm just hanging out being fluffy.
I'm making sure your couch don't fly away. Oh, stop it. You know, I thought you just started walking again. I've been back walking, man. How does it feel? You know, I feel good when I walk. To be back on your fitness journey. Well, let's not act like I'm necessarily back on my fitness journey. We are walking, so that's a good start. I mean, but that's a, dude, when you came to me the other day and you were like, I'm going to go walk, remember I was like, huh? You were like, what? I was like, that's awesome. You're going to do something physically exerting? Yeah.
besides pick up the fucking remote control to the fucking what is it the xbox listen man don't judge my new gaming adventures now i might be a pro streamer one day i i wish you would be we would be rich if you were i'm telling you yeah when is this gonna happen i'm getting good man do i need to just put a green screen behind you and a camera i got the green screen and i got the room set up in there but i just gotta figure it out everybody wants to know your gamer tag
I literally get asked for your gamer tag probably fucking 500 times a day. And I'm just like, bro, I don't even know his gamer tag, to be honest. I don't remember it. So I made a mistake. My first gamer tag was Bailey's dad. Oh, God. Don't do that. You know how many people are going to know? But do you know how many people are going to go to that now? Well, no, I got rid of it. And I'll tell you why. Because I was playing with some strangers because I found out on video games you end up playing with random people, which is so cool.
sorry y'all I'm so new to this but these dudes just like they didn't know who I was from the man on the moon so they'd like we'd be in the middle of a fight or something on call on like war zone or something or like see at these and they'd be like Bailey Bailey go that way and I'd be like it's Bailey's dad they'd be like but you know like they don't have time to say all that yeah so I was like I started getting weird being called my daughter's name so I was like I gotta fucking change this so I finally did change it oh yeah that's gotta be fucking strange and also you can't have a two syllable name it's got to be something that's quick
Speaking of gaming, last night I was going to get out of bed at 4 o'clock in the morning when you were screaming fucking hi-ho and fucking turn left. It's a pirate's life for me. Dude, all I heard was no, go left.
Go left. Go. No. What are you doing? He fucking killed us, man. Dude, if I wasn't so tired, it would have been the most amazing TikTok. It would have shown me getting out of bed, going to your fucking game room, and you screaming your fucking ass off. I was like, bro. I was like, what are you doing, dude? I was like, fucking no, man. I was so bad. Dude, you were pissed. I'll tell you what. It's the first time that I went to sleep, man.
You know what? You came in early last night because I was awake. Thanks. When you came in and I was like, do I say something? And I was just like, no. I was so mad. I was so mad. You knew better than to say something to me. I was just mad enough to tell you the whole story. You'd have been like, daddy, I'd have been like, this motherfucker wrecked us. He fucking died.
Fucking put three hours of work in and let me figure it out and just like shot my whole existence on you at that moment. Listen, dude, never in my life could you have told me that my husband would be a full-fledged fucking gamer. I was so sad about the situation I got on Amazon and bought socks. Okay, can we just talk about how you... I also bought shoes. Don't tell Caleb. No, and you know what? Off of Amazon or StockX?
It doesn't matter. Did you buy me any? No. You're so fucking rude. I bought running shoes. I didn't buy fashionable shoes. I did get them off. Can we just talk about the fact that I created a monster with online shopping? This man right here would not do any online shopping. Never. Would always tell me, no, I'm not doing it. I have to go in the stores. I need to touch things. I need to see things. One day I introduced him to Amazon and now fucking 10 packages a day get delivered to the house. It's all little stuff. You know what I've learned about Amazon? You can buy $7 worth of golf balls and they will deliver them.
them. Separately. Separately. They don't care about the rainforest. Six balls. They do not give a shit about the rainforest. It's not like I buy 10 boxes of crazy stuff. Like one will have a golf towel in it.
in it. It's like a fucking $4 golf towel. They spent more money on the cardboard and gas to bring it to me. Dude, I just learned a lesson because Bailey's getting ready to go on her first trip with one of her girlfriends from school and I ordered her a bunch of shit off of Amazon and literally it's coming one package at a time. They got an option now where you can say come later and less boxes. Where's that option? At the very bottom where you can't see it? Yes. That most inconvenient spot ever? I've never chose it.
for the record, because whatever they'll send me now, I want now, obviously. But you have a choice. But you do have a choice to be like, no, man, I'll take it all, like, less and more boxes. Back to you being a gamer, though. Like, most wives would be pissed that their husbands... You're fascinated by me. I am. Well, I think I'm going to hop on the bandwagon, except I'm going to start... You know your wife. She sees money. Yeah, if she sees money anywhere, she's going to definitely do it. Yeah, I don't care if you play Tetris. If you do it as sexy as you are, you're going to get paid.
Mimi, you know we can get on Twitch and start making a hell of money. Like only fans money on Twitch. We can, right? I'm actually good. I fucking suck. Yeah. Well, I figure if I do it, you'll get on the bandwagon and start doing it with me too.
Yeah, I got the streaming stuff set up and everything. I got the green screen. I bought a big screen, big old green screen for it. Most wives would be against it, but I'm not. I'm just like, oh, baby, go. Yeah, man. Sink that battleship. It's my peaceful thing at night. Yeah. It's a pirate's life for me. Between golfing and fucking Sea of Thieves, I never see my husband. I get to see you in passing. Yeah, man. Off to the golf course, into the fucking... You knew you married her.
I'm a runner too, but just in a different way. I'm like, I got to run to a different city real quick. I'll be right back. No, no, no. You're a conqueror. It's two different things. You think you're a runner. You're not. What's a conqueror? You go to places, conquer for a while and then go to new places. I got to set up a shop where I am a runner. Yeah.
i love it um let's talk about the the um instagram post that you've been getting a lot of um you know recognition on you you're gonna break those messages these are from walgreens and i don't care close to snapping good guess what i don't care i want my glasses back there was a middle of like oh they're fixing to go these things are so tiny dude they're mad flexible oh i hate them go them um let's talk about the post that you just posted about mental health
I was surprised at the feedback that you got on that post because I felt like if people ever listened to the lyrics of your music, they would hear that you're a depressed ass motherfucker. Yeah, well, I said that in the post too. Yeah. I think what had happened was my social presence is normally jovial. Big bubbly guy. Right? And I think that, but it's always what I've called the Robin Williams effect, right? That those who are normally the saddest people
try to make people smile yeah you know um but the music was more reflective of what i feel inside you know right uh but i think for people to read it was different than hearing it right they absorbed it more yeah well i think it was processed different too because when you hear music you listen to music to work through your shit right i do what the fuck you superstar i
You know me in life. I never had my ring on. It's literally just on because I thought you might call me or something and tell me to come upstairs. But I think it was like... The way they consumed it helped them to understand it more? For me, music is a way of working through
My shit and I don't even mean the music I make right? I mean the music I personally consume right? So I think maybe they didn't like sometimes you detach the music from the artist which I love right I love that cuz I do too You know, it's like I don't know anything about Larry fleet, but I know when I listen to where I find God I just want to cry. You know what I mean? Like it's that powerful of a song to me, you know, I don't know anything about that dude Like he is completely detached
from the meaning of this music to me. - Right. - And I think that sometimes people get so absorbed in the music that you don't think about, you know, like it triggers that thought just now talking to you, it's like, I wonder what made Larry write that? - I don't even know who Larry is, but now I wanna listen to the song. - It's an incredible song. But it's like, I wonder what inside of him made him write a record about like, man, I find God in bar stools and back roads and church pews. - I think you played it for me. - Yeah, I played it for, it's just an incredible record.
So it's like, but until right now talking to you, it never triggered me once to go, man, I wonder what that, what made him think of that. Right. So I think maybe people hear the music and they're working through their shit. And that's what I make the music for is like, you know, we can all just let's work through it together kind of.
So I think reading it was like a personal for them. Like people who know me or around me and stuff like, damn, I didn't even, a lot of my friends hit me and was like, dude, I have a whole new understanding of why it takes you days to call me back. Right. And why sometimes when you call me back, I can't get you off the phone. Right. And why sometimes I can't get you on the phone. Right. And they're like, it's the difference between when you're down and when you're up. When you're manic, you're just manic. You know, it's like, I just cannot like you are like,
You just call me and dump 40 things on me at once. Even manager Matt was like, dude, it was perspective for me to understand how you think and how you operate. He's like, dude, I'll go a week or two and just hardly hear from you. And then you'll just call me and unload on me one day. I was like, oh man, we should do this. We should do that. What's up with this? What's up with that? He's like, shit, I thought you didn't even read in my messages. You'll respond two, four days later. Ernest sent me something today which was so sweet of him. Another guy posted it was like, people don't understand sometimes depression can be so bad.
that he said going to an email to unsubscribe from a spam email was a chore. He said he didn't have the energy to do it. You know, and it's like, that's just hitting unsubscribe from an email that is obnoxious to you. Like imagine actually trying to put together a thoughtful conversation with somebody. Absolutely. I never dealt with depression until these last, what, two years, a year and a half since Chisel passed away is when it really hit me. Really hit you.
And I don't wish depression on anybody. I'll take anxiety over depression any day. Anxiety, at least you're up, you're motivated, you're fucking twacked out. You feel like you're on Adderall, but you're not, you know, depression is like the lowest of lows. Yeah. I mean, it's just a,
And for me, it's just kind of a wave thing. And I think something else that happened wasn't, this was not my intention with the post, was people looked at it like, oh man, he's going through something right now. Yeah. And it's like, I'm really not. This is like, this is what I've lived with for 20 something years. I know that side of you. This isn't new. Yeah. This is like-
I was just up thinking about it one night. And it also explains a lot of my behavioral patterns, my weird sleeping schedules. How many times, you've had the same sleeping schedule since we met. How many times has mine changed? I mean, every six months. You know, it's like my eating habits, how dramatic they are when I'm like only eating fish and plants, lose a lot of weight, walk every day. Fuck it, getting fat again. It explains my binge drinking.
Right. The fact that like I can literally go a week without having one drink and then take one drink and get just, just fucking smashed. It's just, it explains a lot of my behaviors. And the reason I posted that was because I had a moment of clarity, clarity where I was like, Oh man, this really explains a lot of my, the nature of how I operate and a lot of the things that I do that are wrong or driven by this underlying issue. A lot of that I got from Terrence, the times I've talked to him and seeked counseling and,
you know, talking to people who are, I've tried to surround myself with mentors more in the last year. I love what you've been doing. I'm like, it really is cool to watch. People who make me think like, I don't want to name them because I don't know if they want to be named, but I mean some, you know, the guys that I talk to that are really adamant. Like Forbes list type dudes. Yeah, that are like trying to help me
you know, figure out a way for, become a bigger boss. Yeah. Yeah. To, yeah, to, to level up, level up and have less worries and stresses. So they brought a lot of stuff to my attention that was like, so that's what inspired the post, man. Honestly, I did not expect so many people to be open about it. Listen, it trickled over to my only fans. Definitely.
You told me that. Somebody came and tipped me like $100 just because of the post. And I had so many people reach out to me just saying, you know, like, dude. Well, I had a lot of people, are you and Jelly okay? And I'm like, absolutely. Oh, great. Yeah. I had A-list celebrities hit me.
Some commented publicly. Yeah. And some just hit the DM and was like, dude, I respect that you said that so much. Yeah. Where the internet's so cruel. I kind of thought when I posted it, I was like, they're fitting to light me on fucking fire. No, it's not TikTok. I was like, they are fitting to flame me right now. They're fitting to go crazy on me. But I was just a bitch with it. I feel like mental health is actually starting to make its way through all social media platforms. Like if anybody,
If any person can agree with another person that they've never met before, it's on mental health. They'll troll you about what you're wearing. They'll troll you about your weight. They'll troll you about how much plastic surgery you've had. But you open your mouth and you talk about mental health and all of a sudden it's like everybody's friends.
Because everybody gets it. You know, like somebody's got, everybody's got something fucking wrong with them. Monica's the weirdest out of all of us. About landslide. I'm just kidding. Totally kidding. But you know, I just feel like mental health actually kind of like brings people together now. And I thought that post was really cool. And it took a lot for daddy to do. Cause you don't, you're not a vulnerable type of guy unless it's in a song. Yeah, exactly. I get all of that out in the music. Yeah. Speaking of music. Music.
You have two albums coming out, right? Dude, I don't know. Are we allowed to talk about it? Yeah. What I know for sure is that I've been writing a lot of music. Well, you have two different types of albums coming out. It seems to be that way, yeah. One's...
One's going to be what mom's been wanting forever. A trap, rump-shaking time. I just want to fucking shake my tits and be a whore to your music. I haven't been able to do that in a long time. Since No Filter 2 and Addiction Kills. Those were the last times that I could do my little fucking thought post too. God, did I have a nipple hanging out? No.
Little nip-slip. But you're doing a country one and you're doing a trap one, right? Yeah, it's kind of a... Or is it rock? It's more like country rock. Okay. It's just, it's more just, I guess, I don't know how to, I hate to separate it so evenly. But one of them I'm not rapping at all. Right. And one of them I'm rapping. You know what I'm saying? So it's like... It sounds, it's the easiest way to simplify it. You know, so I think it's coming of age for me. Yeah. So...
I'm excited. What I'm more excited about, and it's been a long time since I felt like this too, is I'm excited to go ride. Yeah. I've been riding a lot. That's crazy because normally that's the part that you dread. Yeah. Well, you'll get in there and you'll be like full force and then like a couple days later you're like over it. Yeah. I was going to say, I love riding. I just hate the way it drags. It also is, you know, it's...
It's like, you ever had a really good cry and you feel good but tired? That's how writing music is for me. It's like a really good cry. Well, you're spilling your spirit. You just like empty it all out. And then you're like, you feel great, but you're just tired. Well, your tank is on E. Yeah, exactly. So it's like I go to the studio for a few days and write those kind of records. And like, you know, like that stuff is like, that stuff comes from a deep rooted place. I'm not writing like,
Some of the guys that are trying to write big records. I'm not aiming for pop radio. Right. I'm not looking to have a number one country song. You know, I'm not looking to have a rock record climb the charts. But they might do it by accident. Look what happened with Save Me. Exactly. If that ever happened, that'd be great. But like, I'm looking to evoke emotion, not only from myself, but from the people who are listening. Like, music has helped me so much. Like,
So, so much. Even back walking. You know what I missed about walking the most? Listening to your playlist. The music. I know, it was so cute. I walked in the other day and Jay was putting his shoes on and he was like in his phone. I'm like, what you doing, baby? He's like, I'm making a playlist for walking. Yeah. I'm making my walking playlist. I have like three or four of them now depending on the mood I'm in. I'll shuffle through them. Yeah. Like music is so helping for me. It's vital. Yeah, it's a very important part of my process of working through shit. Yeah. So,
I want to make that kind of music. You know, I want to create records that make people feel something. And by doing that, I have to feel something. I don't want to be in here like, well, maybe we should write a song about a truck and a girl. Like, that song's never been written before. You know what I mean? Like, to me, it's like, I want to write something. Or you could write a song about a truck and a girl and a dog going to Vegas. Yeah. Old Chachini. Hey, buddy. Just open his eyes and look at him. Hey, buddy. If you call him handsome, he'll come over. He is stone cold asleep, by the way.
I just love you. He's looking right at you. I know because I said his name. I'm trying to figure out what I want. What do you say to the people who are like, oh, Jelly's changed? Like through the years with your music and stuff like that. They're like, oh, he's not the old Jelly. He's changed. Well, I don't think like a 25 year old man at 35. You know, it's like I don't.
You can't expect me to be, you know, those are the people that like, did you never want me to evolve? Right. Like, was your wish for me to get killed in the streets when I was 23? Because that's what I was living. Right. Or did you want me to do a life sentence? Is that what you wanted? You know, is that, did you want that guy so bad at the, at the cost of my own health, at the cost of my own moving forward in life? Like, I don't expect, and I'll take it a step deeper. And I don't judge people for anything, but I am, I will judge you.
If you have the same mentality you had 15 years ago today. Absolutely. You know, I just, if there's no evolution in what you do,
And it's also about being real. Do you want me to go in and write songs that I don't relate to? I don't even like talking to people about drugs. I'm not one of them old gangsters who loves telling his old gangster stories. You know, Al Bundy. Yeah, when people are like, tell us a good jail story, I was like, nothing good happened in jail. You're like the only person I've ever heard say that. Yeah, it's like, I'm just like... Everybody always makes it like their glory days whenever they come out of prison. Well, when I was in jail, it's like, listen, man, that was like...
Even the stuff that I could tell that we had fun, like obviously like everything else in life, I had some funny days in jail. I seen some fucked up shit in jail. I went through a lot of fucked up shit in the streets. I could tell you stories that'll make you laugh. I could tell you stories that'll make you cry. But what I learned about every one of those stories is they're not fucking cool. Right. You know what I mean? So it's like, you want me to go back to being that guy? Like that's the dude you want me to be like, man, fuck, don't listen to him.
How about don't tell me I changed and just fucking block me, you fucking piece of shit. Right. You know what I'm saying? If I changed that much, go jump on it. Like, that shows me you haven't changed. That's exactly how I feel whenever I see stuff like that. And I used to comment back to people, like, was he not supposed to grow up? Like, what does that even mean? Fucking, you know, it's like, man, I was in dire, dire need. I used to always say this. I was trying to write songs to get me out of a lifestyle.
that a lot of people is writing songs trying to get themselves into. Right. You know? You used music as a stepping stone for a better life. To get out. Where a lot of people have a decent life and have literally wrote songs and wrote their way into being a gangster. Right. Studio gangsters. And they have to deal with the repercussions of that now because of the way they portrayed themselves on records. And it's like, I'm just not that guy, man. Mm-hmm.
I'm also just super, I don't give a fuck about much of anything. Like it goes back to my mental health. Like people undermine how much I don't care. I know. You know what I'm saying? That's why it's so funny because like if somebody's around and they're like pushing your buttons, I'm always like just move.
Maybe don't. Please don't. Please don't because you guys don't know that side of him. I would hate for him to just ice you out. I thought I iced people out. You ice people out. Forever. I'll never talk to you again. Ever in life. You'll never get me on the phone again the rest of your fucking life. I know.
And the thing is that you are so jovial and so fucking like Joker-esque with how you present yourself that you could be smiling in somebody's face and that's the last conversation they'll ever have with you. And they don't know it. And I'm smiling because I know it. But I know. Yeah, and I'm just sitting there watching it happen and I'm like, shit. This motherfucker just sealed it. It just happened to it today to a studio in Nashville. It just happened downstairs. We won't say the name of the woman you talked about. They'll never hear from me again. Oh, no. Never show up again. I love that spot.
Great memories are. Fuck you. You know, it's like I just don't. I think we're just getting to the point in our careers where it's time to just have our own shit. Whenever anybody else tries to be a third party, it's always some fuck shit. Quality of life in my older age means more to me than diamonds, pearls, money, gold, shows, cars, clothes and hoes.
We do love the hoes. Yeah, we'd love a good hoe. But at the end of the day. We have one that lives with us. Quality of life. I love that Monica just laughs.
Listen, just off the record real quick, we taught Noah that her name was Hoski. So when we sent him home, he said, Aunt Hoski. No, that's fucking awesome. Yes! One more for the bad guys. We'll never get them again. No, I'm just kidding.
Yeah, but I don't give a fuck. In short, I just don't care about a lot of stuff. Who is Jelly now? Like if somebody were to ask you who you are and who you feel like deep. I heard a thing the other day that said a tree can only grow as far as its roots are. Allowed to go. Allowed to go. Isn't that the coolest thing ever? I love that one. I heard that. I was like, dude, that's fucking epic. Yeah. No, it's insane. I don't know. That's a good question. I mean, at core, I'm a songwriter.
I speak for the forgotten. I'm a voice of the voiceless. At core, I'm a father. At core, I'm a husband. A gamer and a golfer. You know what I'm saying? How life works for me is in six months, I probably won't be doing either.
I know. I think that you have fallen in love with golfing. I do. I love golf. And I think that is something that you share with your dad. Yeah, for sure. It's something that carried over from me, buddy. And I think that you're always going to hold on to that. Gaming, I can't promise you'll be there in six months. Well, I don't know, man. It depends on how quick I get bored of Sea of Thieves. But right now, absolutely.
Apparently everybody else loves Sea of Thieves too because they're like every dude that sees you with the fucking gamer head things on on my TikTok is just like I fucking love Sea of Thieves. It's such a it's just it's such a good game.
I can't, I can't even believe men are like grown. He comes home. We just came, we were just downstairs talking about it for 20 minutes, recapping what happened last night. It's like a movie. So first of all, I really want to tell you what happened last night. The whole, the whole team, the whole team plays Sea of Thieves. So Jelly will come home. I get a kiss on the cheek and then he go, is my food ready? Yep. He'll eat. And then fucking, I don't see him for the rest of the night. And all I hear is he puts the headphones on. What's up? So-and-so what's up? So-and-so. Hey,
Yeah. Hey, buddy. How you doing? Like, it's a whole fucking, like, intro every time he walks back in the room and gets online. It is the funniest shit ever. It's our community, man. You guys have, like, created your own alliance. We are the best, dude. It's our crew, man. Scary Larry, Doves, Charisma. Country.
Frito, Hellcat, we got Big Country, Rail, Boston. I got Don on there. It's happening. Casey Strums is playing now. The Strums? The Strums, dude. It's like, I got a whole thing, man. That's hilarious. And you know the coolest part? Conja. Me and Conja Mills, listen, the best part is they text me.
We'll text each other and be like, what time you hopping on the sea? I'd be like... Listen, I'm not going to complain because there's husbands who are doing way worse shit. So it's like, I'm like, if Sea of Thieves tickles your pickle, fucking rock on, baby. I mean, I'll tell you what, it's healthier for me than going to the bar. I am so with it. Listen, do I ever complain? No. Mo was like, Mo came in today and she was like, I...
am not sorry for all the times that Samson has barked. And I started laughing. I go, why? She's like, Oh, just repeating you go left. Oh, we might need, we might need a soundproof at room. Yeah. We are maybe put doors on it or something, but yeah, no, it was so loud. And we were just laughing. Cause I was like, well, what, what can I really say? Like he's enjoying himself. It's hard to do it quietly. That's just getting crunk. It's four o'clock in the morning. We're fucking war. We,
right at dawn, bitches. You know what I'm saying? It's fucking going down. Like, you motherfuckers are serious. It's a serious thing. You know what I'm saying? It's like five of your homies. You're fucking fighting another shit. They're trying to steal your shit. They're trying to take something from me, buddy. Are you guys winning money? What kind of money? Real money. No. What the fuck?
I could understand being so passionate about something. Again, I don't care. If this is what you want to do, that's fine. It does not bother me. Once again, my quality of life means more to me than money these days, right? Gotcha. Understood, understood. Speaking of quality of life, we have a fucking 13-year-old. Yep, yep, it do. It's happening. I can't believe it. Yeah, it sucks. She's good, though, for a teenager. She's really good. I'm actually surprised how good she's turned out.
She's a smart kid. We had a rough patch there for a minute. She was leaving today and I was like, where are you going? She's like, I'm going to my friend's house. I was like, do we ever see you? She's like, you don't hang out with me anyways. I was like, you're not here. Okay, buddy. I was like, you're fucking like, what do you mean? I don't see you, but like with a flash and you're here less than me.
Yeah. No, she's like her dad. She's a rolling stone, man. She's a runner, dude. She's got a schedule. She's got a schedule. When will you be back tomorrow? I was like, when do you leave again? She's like, Sunday. I was like, what is going on? Yeah. Well, we told her that she could run and do whatever she wanted to during the summertime. Listen, I just love to see her being social. I think kids miss that these days. I think it's important. Everybody was locked up last year. Well, good to see them back up. But before that, I mean, kids just aren't fucking social. Yeah. That generation is just not a social generation. Right. Yeah.
We were extremely social. I was a streetlight kid. Yeah, me too. You couldn't get me to come home. Even when the fucking streetlights were on, I didn't want to come home. No, dude. Donna D4 would have to come outside and scream my name to the top of her lungs. I'd be somewhere within a two block radius playing basketball.
I was in the desert in forts looking at little boys wieners and Playboy magazines. Two totally different lives we were living, right? That was my childhood. I was fucking catching crawfish and shooting basketball. Well, I was doing stuff too. It depends on what the age was. Yeah, for sure. So, dude, you just started touring again. We're back on tour!
I'm so excited, man. Let's talk about it. Well, I'm just, you know what the most mind-blowing part of this has been for me is the fact that we're selling it. All the fucking sellouts. Dude. Insane. Everywhere we go. It's crazy. Somebody is like fucking, dude. And we're announcing like 10, 11 more shows probably tomorrow. I'm so excited. We're doing everything now. We're going to Milwaukee. I'm so excited. I haven't headlined Milwaukee. I'm headlining a bunch of cities I've never been to. Can you name some more?
Um, yeah. Off the top of my head that wasn't listed initially. We're doing Milwaukee, Louisville, Kentucky. I think we're doing, Louisville's going to be, I think we're doing a spot down in Dothan, Alabama. Um, lots of spots in Alabama this tour. Yeah. We hit all four cities in Alabama. Yeah. Well, we sold out everywhere. So we were going to do extra nights, but instead we just went to different markets in Alabama. So I love Alabama. That's smart. It's always been so close. Um,
I think we're tinkering with a Chicago show, a Mississippi show, an Arkansas show. Oh, Biloxi? I'm not sure if it's Biloxi. I wish. I know. That's our jam. Yeah, I love Biloxi. We love Biloxi. But it's somewhere down there in Mississippi. I've got to figure out exactly where it's at. I love the place called Crest Live in Biloxi. Yeah. But...
Dude, when you sold out, what was the show that we went to? How many people were there? Like 8,500? Oh, yeah. It was insane. Sav was there. Sav's here sitting. What's up, Sav? We love Savvy Baby. Yeah, it was the Butler Show. Yeah, that Butler Show was insane. And that, I feel like, set the tone for the rest of this tour. No, it's been like that everywhere we went. It's just been awesome to be so well-received. What is it like when you're on stage and you're just...
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