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Is this thing on? What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome back to another episode of Dumb Blonde. We are in season motherfucking nine, baby. Full steam ahead. Boop, boop.

Hi. Hey. Hi guys. I love that you guys are like regular staples on the podcast now. Yeah. Do you remember when we first started out? You guys would not let anybody video you. This one for sure. Haley was hand only and her hand had to look a certain way. No. Or if we put her face in it, she would make us put an emoji over it. I'd put the emoji over it. Yeah. It was, it's just been really cool to watch you guys glow up in front of the camera. Now I was on here with no makeup. Girl, I did one podcast with no makeup on. I was like, never again. I look dead.

I'm not doing it ever again. Never, never, never. I went from only ever wearing makeup to nothing. You got to watch this. Well, it's because you're beautiful. The way you just mommed her and the way she looked at you, her mommy issues kicked up so tough in that fucking glance. I can just imagine what I heard it over here, too. I heard it over here, too. It's it's an art to chew gum and do podcasting at the same time.

I literally hold it like tobacco in my lip. Did you just put it on my couch? It's in her finger. She's up here rolling it. Put it on Mimi. Don't you fucking dare. She likes it. Don't. Don't. Well, guys, I am so excited to be back. You have no freaking idea. This season, as you guys can see, is already starting off to be a banger. And I'm just, you know, really, really excited for everybody to see all the guests.

and just do another fucking season, man. Season nine. I can't believe we're in season nine. I feel like we should celebrate season 10 when it gets here. Cause that's like monumental. It is. Heavenly number balloons. How many? Oh God. I'm going to be one of those people like the ones on Instagram when they reach a mile. So I fucking hate that. Don't do that. If you're an,

First of all, I don't like you did it. Well, I didn't do it. You're the type. Jade brought me a hundred. Jade's the type to love you. Jade influencers too though. Like I hate the term influencer. I think it's the weirdest thing ever. I'm an influencer anymore. I used to be like, I used to be, tell me yes. What, what do they, what used to be like a guru, like a beauty guru? Like I feel like I don't do that anymore.

Well, cause you're letting people get to know you a little bit more. You don't have a niche. And I feel like, I guess if it's to be an influencer, you have to have a niche like fucking, yeah. What's her name? Nara Ford. Oh yeah. Nara Smith. No, Nara Ford's the hot OF model. Sorry. Um, yeah.

Yeah, like, Nara Smith. Like, love her. She has a very, very niche thing. But I wouldn't also say she's an influencer. That's what those are, yeah. Do you know how many women wake up every day and want to be fucking drop-dead gorgeous and bake a loaf of bread? Yeah.

I do kind of want to make a sourdough. You guys, if I had the patience, I would. I'm obsessed. I don't know how to do it. I'm afraid I would poison myself. The starters are scary, though. Oh, they look like they're alive. Obsessed with it. When I tell you I could make it if I had it, like, no problem. But it's the patience. I don't have a ton of jealousy in me at all. You guys know that nothing makes me jealous.

the one thing in the world that makes me jealous is who can garden who can bake a loaf of bread who can just cook anything from scratch steak and eggs gotcha all day long chicken done you want me to freaking you want me to make you homemade pudding absolutely not i don't know what i'm doing or like the who make uh beef tallow like for their skin care products like

I want to learn how to do that. I would be a hippie with armpit hair and just fucking live at home. I'm going to teach you how to make butter. When the fuck did you learn how to make butter? Oh, you're not seeing my video? Butter looks easy. I didn't think it was real. I didn't think it was real. My butter is delicious. Okay. How do you make it? You literally just put it in a mixer.

Motherfucker, I need something hard. I want something complex. Then you got to put it in the water and then you got to squeeze it. Then you got to season it. Then you got to roll it. That kind of stuff. But like actually ingredient wise is just heavy whipping cream in a blender for like or a thing for 20 minutes. I need non-dairy options. Let's do the real hard stuff. Is there non-dairy whipping cream? Yeah, I use it all the time.

Well, there you go. I don't know if it'll separate like real butter, but yeah. Those fucking seasonings never do. Like if you get gluten-free breadcrumbs, they're not like the real fucking thing. Jason is traumatized after you accidentally ordered him gluten-free bread on his Jimmy John's and he talks about it quite often. I love gluten-free bread over regular bread any day. He said it tastes like cardboard. No way. Oh yeah. He was like, I will never. He got my sandwich then. No, you ordered everyone's because it was like a party. Oh, okay.

And he was so traumatized to this day. He's like, I will not let Bunny order me a sandwich. I have to put it in myself. Oh, God. He's like, what the fuck is this? I love gluten-free. It's a big difference. I think gluten-free products taste so much better than regular products, but maybe it's because I have gluten intolerance. You're allergic also, and so you probably don't.

feel the same when you eat it too well that but i just taste so much better to me like it tastes cleaner i guess you could say it's like cardboard no if you guys order from fucking jersey mike's their gluten-free bread so fucking maybe it was jersey mike's that you ordered yeah that sounds like something you would do and then he was he should be thankful i saved his stomach that day

He probably got something on the way home. He was like, can we please swing by Beach Tree and get a hamburger? I said, I got you. Bro. We, okay. So we went to Hawaii.

How amazing was the Hawaii trip? Life changing. I did not want to leave. Dude, it was so needed and I didn't realize how needed and necessary it was for all of us. Yes. We got to frolic and play like fairies in the forest. What a good word. Literally, we frolic. We did. I mean, I think I saw the boys, their little toes were twinkling. Oh my God.

Like everybody was excited to fucking meet him. The boys were all holding hands when they were jumping. I know. They were literally like going off the cliff holding hands. Never thought I'd see Boston holding hands and jumping off a cliff. Boston literally looks over and goes, we gotta hold hands, man. He goes, all right.

All right. But I'm letting go so we don't hit heads. I know my husband wanted to hold my hand. I said, I love you. I'm going to hold your hand ever so gingerly, but you're not pulling me down with you. No, hell no. Like I'll jump with you, but midair we're disconnecting. We're not going in together. Taking my hand back. Got to go. No, it was first of all. So how we ended up in Hawaii is actually a story in itself because I

For the first time ever in my life, I was like, you know what? I want to do something for my birthday. It's smack dab the middle of January. We just all fucking had to get through Christmas. And that's always the worst time of year because like everything shuts down around Christmas time. And I mean, you know, the stress of the holiday and just from Thanksgiving till January 1st, it's a shit show in our lives, you know?

So I was like, I want to do something for my birthday. Let's fucking go to England.

So and I just literally pulled it out of my hat. I'm like, let's go to fucking England. So we start researching me and Mimi and we got it all planned out. We're going to go to fucking England. And then it gets so cold in Nashville. Snaps into cold. So cold that I'm like, the last place I want to go is another cold place on my birthday. So let's switch destinations and let's go to what was the first one? The Bahamas? Yes.

Let's go to the Bahamas. I've been there before. I saw Anna Nicole's grave and like I went there, but when I went, I went with a sugar daddy. So I didn't love it as much. I was trying to get the hell away from him the whole time. And I fucking flew my friend Grace out and everything just to get away from the dude. Sorry, Sandy. But I've heard of Sandy before. But Sandy was a sweetheart, you know, but when you're on vacation in the Bahamas, the last thing you want to do is be attached to, you know, a sugar daddy. It's just a different experience. It's.

It's almost like whenever I had sugar daddies, I didn't want to allow myself to feel any joy with them because it was work. Oh, I get that. So I always tried to keep business and pleasure separate. Nothing was ever pleasurable about being with a sugar daddy. But anyways, that's a whole other book.

So I was like, cool, let's go to fucking Bahamas. So this poor travel agent, we're working with her and literally she sends us so many options and blah, blah, blah, blah. I go and look and I lost my fucking passport. Don't know where my passport is. I'm like, I never lose anything. My husband loses everything. I'm the one in the house who never loses anything, but I know what happened. I stuck my passport somewhere and I was like, I'm going to leave it here because it's safe and I'm never going to forget where it is.

Well, I forgot where it was. So I'm going to I'm having my closet redone. So I'm hoping in the midst of all that my passport will pop up. So anyways, I'm like, all right, fuck it. We got to go somewhere where I don't need a passport. Tasha needed a passport, too. And that was just too, too soon to have. We waited too late to get a passport for her.

um so anyways i'm like all right we're gonna go to it was the u.s virgin islands and then puerto rico because you didn't need passports yep so we started research on the virgin islands and i'm just like oh i can't wait to go to the virgin islands and i'm like all fucking hype about it and then the travel agent comes back and is like uh i would suggest not going to the u.s virgin islands it's like very touristy it's like not as like luxurious as the way she explained it right

So anyways, I'm like, all right, fuck that. Let's go to fucking Puerto Rico. I was like, at least we know where we're going when we go there. So she starts sending all these options and planning it out and everything.

I pulled the trigger. I'm like, I'm going to fucking splurge. So I got us like a really cool place for all of us. Oh man. It was like rooftop pools and stuff. It's crazy in Puerto Rico. Didn't know Puerto Rico was like that. Yeah. It was. And we'll go to Puerto Rico. But I was like, I was, for me, I'm such a cheap fuck, especially when it comes to myself. So for me to be like, Hey, yeah, I'm going to spend X amount of dollars and pull the trigger on this was huge for me. So we get where I'm like, okay, I want this one. You guys have these rooms. Let's do this. We go to book the flights. Yeah.

and the flights they were cheaper when we first started looking but because we waited so long and we were like three days before right they tripled isn't that a thing that like if you go to a website and they see you looked like they would they'll double it because you didn't book then i don't know i didn't even know yeah i actually heard something about that but i didn't care about the prices

This is going to sound so fucking pretentious, okay? And I don't care. If I'm paying this much fucking money to fly, I want to lay the fuck down and I don't want to have to be at the airport at 5 o'clock in the morning. It was only 5 a.m. flights. Literally, you could only fly out at 5 a.m. and sit in literally regular class. Like, their first class was just sit straight up and down for six hours. I'll have 10 minutes.

have 10 panic attacks. I'm going to be fucking sleep deprived and I'm not going to be able to lay down and put ice on my chest or, you know, like I already have such a fear of flying, not to mention what's been going on in the news, like insane. So I'm already a nervous wreck. I pulled the plug over the fucking flights. I was like, nope, not going because I'm not going to be uncomfortable on these flights. And I

I was talking to my husband about it and he's like, are you guys going? And I'm like, Oh, and by the way, my husband who never wants to go on trips was peaking. I was planning this trip without him. So,

He starts poking his nose around when I say I'm going to England. And he's like, well, I can't get into England because I'm a felon. And I'm like, okay, well, who you're not going, you know? And he's like, well, do you want me to go? And I said this on a previous podcast and I was like, yeah, I would love for you to go, but you never do. So I just didn't include you, which I'm going to start ladies. That's a trick for your husbands. Okay. If you want something like the lady who wrote in about the birthday thing. Yeah. I literally did not include my husband in these plans. And he was like,

Can I come? You know, like, so it works. It works. Plan a trip without your husband. And I guarantee you that motherfucker is going to ask if he can come, which I was thrilled. I was so happy because I love spending any time with my husband. Anyways, long story short, I changed a bunch of the locations just to suit my husband, too, because he would be flying in from Canada. So.

And we, I just pulled the plug. I was laying in bed and Jay's like, so are you going? And I'm like, no, I give up. I'm like, it's too, it's frustrating. I can't do it. And he's like, he leans over and he looks at me and he goes, will you let me handle it? And I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah. I mean, if you want to, I was like, you don't have to though. When I tell you this man,

this fucking sexy little minx went all out bro and like i've been with my dude for nine years my husband is one we don't do stuff like this for each other we're not over the top like we'll buy each other cars stuff like that but you know something that requires like an immense amount of planning that and romance yeah like it was this was literally romantic yeah my husband is a capricorn venus

I don't know if you guys know anything about Capricorn Venus's, but their love language is work. Okay. Like that's, I'm a Capricorn Aquarius. That's all I do is work, but their love language is fucking work. No romantic bone in his body.

So when I saw my husband plan out this entire trip, which Mimi knew about it, I didn't even fucking know about it and hid it from me. I guess he had been planning it before he even asked me or was like thinking about it or something. Yeah, we had been. Well, when you pulled plug, I immediately set up a meeting with him and I was like, call me ASAP. She pulled the plug. And so I was like, we have to.

something has to happen. I was like, even if I literally just go over there and cook her dinner, I'm not letting this birthday go by without celebrating. Cause it's the first time we've been together eight years almost. And you've never let me celebrate you. And like, this was their first year that you said yes. And I was like, everyone hold tight. We're doing it. We were so excited. We were like, this has to happen. And when you pulled the plug, I was like,

That's probably why my husband said, so are you going to Puerto Rico? Cause you had texted him and told him. So yeah. So we, I just trusted him. I never, I'm a control freak too, but I was just like, you know what, baby, whatever you want to do. He's like, all right. He was so anal about the entire process that he wouldn't even tell me. I wasn't allowed to ask when we were flying out. I wasn't allowed to, I'm like, I need to know so I can pack and be there, you know, like,

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My husband gets me a private jet, flies me from Nashville to LA, and then from LA we got on a commercial flight to Honolulu or Kona.

And when we land, we've never been to Kona. And when we land, we get to the Four Seasons in Kona, which, by the way, guys, if you're ever going to stay at a place in Hawaii, please stay at the Four Seasons in Kona. It will blow your mind. The people there, Miss Cindy, will greet you. Can we take Miss Cindy home one day? She is Moana's grandma energy. Absolutely. Just so loving, so sweet. Like, you will get laid the minute you get there. Mm-hmm.

Both ways. Tasha got laid twice. How was... Oh, I'll say it in a second. Never mind. What? I said, how was it that Haley was the only one that didn't get laid? She kept protesting. Like, everyone...

like everyone on the trip just immense amount of sex Haley nothing I did it myself yeah I didn't have to talk to anyone yeah I kept telling Haley I'm like let me hook you up with somebody let me let's go on tinder let's do something and she was just like not having it and I'm not gonna force her if she didn't want to you know

So anyways, we get to this place, the four seasons in Kona. They, my husband got the presidential suite for me and I've never stayed in a presidential suite ever in my entire fucking life. I mean with sugar daddies, of course, but like not with somebody that I love. And this wasn't a suite. This was a fucking huge four. Yeah. I was like, it is like, what?

huge it was crazy it was the most beautiful thing i ever saw and it was the sweetest thing and my husband just really went above and beyond and you know and every place we went to was decorated with like happy birthday stuff yeah champagne and your layover in lax yeah it was decorated like he literally he decorated the pj plane yeah so the plane was like everything was decorated every step of the way was

So above and beyond. Yeah, it was really sweet. And I know everybody's like, oh, good for you, you know, but it's like you have no idea. My husband is not a romantic. So for him to have gone to those lengths to do what he did meant so much to me because we've been together almost a decade and I've never seen that side of him. And I was like,

I could get used to this. I understand now why girls like the princess treatment. Ladies who have been doing the princess treatment, you motherfuckers have been doing it right. Okay. It's nice. No, it's noise. It is like, I'm like, I love it here. I never want to leave. So no, it was amazing. We had the most beautiful time. We went and swam with freaking manta rays. Yeah.

The amount of people who were like, how the fuck did you do that? And I'm like, when you get there, it takes all the fear away. I don't know how to explain it. No, I literally, when I saw everyone out there and the lights in the water, I was like, I can't.

I can do this. It took me a second to jump off the boat. On the way up there, everybody's quiet. Nobody's fucking saying a word. We're just all looking at stars. We are in the middle of the ocean in the middle of the night. And we're just like it. I don't know if you've ever been out on the ocean at nighttime. It is fucking scary. It is so eerie. It is the blackest of black out there. It's crazy.

But once we pulled up to, they have this roped off little area that isn't far from shore, which is crazy. We all thought we were going in the middle of the ocean. They said 30 minutes and we all said into darkness. Yeah. Yeah. And they tricked me. So I had told everybody, listen, I'm not going to go on this. If we only go 10 or 15 minutes out, I'll do that. But I'm not doing the 30 to 45. 50 minutes later, 50 minutes later, we are literally out.

Get to the destination. I'm like clocking it on my phone the whole time. I'm looking at me. How much longer? Yeah. It's already been 28. Yeah. Like I was so bothered, but when we pulled up, the scene was so beautiful. Yeah. There was boats everywhere.

And there was like neon lights under the water. And you could see these huge, beautiful creatures. They were just so happy to show off and be around humans. I can see why Moana's grandma literally became one of those. Mm-hmm.

Like they were so cute. And I told me, huge. I told Mimi, I go, wait, watch when we get the water, our energy is going to attract them. They're going to come to us. And the minute we got in that water, dude, I looked down, there are two of them just coming. Like one of them touched Andy. He got the worst footage.

love you in the worst spot and he was literally squealing and taking he was like trying to drown me because he's taking the raft that i'm holding on to and trying to put his body on top of it his feet are like coming up out of the water and i literally kept saying andy hand me the fucking camera because he's like

And Jay, Jay's over there fucking laughing his ass off like a maniac. He's like, it just touched me. He was like just a little kid. It was kind of scary at times. But his legs were so white. I was scared to be by Jay because I kept thinking that it was a fucking manta ray coming up because his fucking legs are so white. I looked under the water one time and all I saw were two white legs. Just fucking, man, listen, I love my husband. He's a fucking different shade of white, dude. It is crazy. I lifted my head up. He's translucent.

Okay. That's what was attracting them. Literally. It wasn't us. It was his legs. They were like, I look up to tell Haley and bunny across from me. Hey, there's one coming. And I put my face back in. And at that moment it was right there. It just like skimmed my face. Yeah. So close. It was terrifying. Yeah, no, it was,

so spiritual though yeah like to be in the in fucking meat monster soup isn't that what they call the ocean monster soup to be in monster soup and watch these animals come up they have this face that smiles at you and a vagina oh i didn't see the vagina bro the monopussy the monopussy was real no i'm pretty sure it's in one of the videos like when it came up that thing was that big

Why? Slit right down. I mean, they shit out little pups. Oh. Is that their butthole and puss? I don't know.

I mean, it was big. We need to study the manta ray DNA. I didn't see it. I was too fucking focused on their big ass mouths they keep open, too. The mouths were terrifying. Yeah. I was like, am I going to go in there? Scooping up the plankton. And that's what those lights do, which I didn't know. So those lights attract plankton, which then attract the manta rays, which, by the way, we call them manatees for the good first hour.

of this because i still think they're manatees we thought that's what it was manta rays and then they like they scoop up all the plank they're kind of like uh whales how whales just open their mouths and scoop it up what if they would have gotten like andy's foot oh i would have cried laughing for the rest of my life of all people if andy's foot had inserted freaked out and it would have taken him down oh my okay we're taking this is you overcooked it

He riffed so hard there. So anyways, we get back on the boat and Tasha falls in love with the fucking tour guide. The whole way there, she's like holding on, just looking at him. She was so scared. I'm telling you, Tasha, I'm really proud of her because I love my best friend. But, you know, her and I went our separate ways for a little bit. So when we went our separate ways, I don't know what the fuck happened to her. I do know what happened to her, but...

she's just such a fucking pussy now. And I tell her that all the time. I'm like, I love you. I'm scared of everything. And I'm still braver than you. I'm like, let's fucking, we got to break you out of your shell. So the whole time she's literally white knuckling, just so fucking scared.

Literally afterwards, she's fucking macking on the fucking, I don't know. I guess they were talking, the tour guide, and they ended up going on a couple of dates and he's a sweet boy. We call him boat boy. We'll let Tasha come on and tell the boat boy story because I know you guys are foaming at the mouth. What's your Andy Fallon love to?

With who? Oh, with Boat Boy. Yeah. No, Andy is a major cock block. We love Andy, but he just doesn't know how to read a room. They were talking over Tasha. Yeah. Talking to Boat Boy and Tasha sitting there watching Haley over there. And he's just like, yeah, man. And then this and then this. Yeah. I looked at Tasha and I started cracking up. Yeah. And then the next thing that we did was we went and we went ATV riding. Yeah. Ugh.

Bro. First of all, we went ATV riding last year and it was like child's play compared to this. These people took us for real, for real off road. They literally, that was barely a road. That wasn't a road. That was a mud pit. I was so excited. No, it was awesome. Incredible. That was my favorite thing. Yeah. We had a blast. I mean, we were covered in mud. I'm talking like from head to toe, all of us were covered in mud. And then they took us to this waterfall that's on their property.

And we all, the reason everybody's like, why are you guys jumping in the water with your clothes on? We were covered in mud. I'm talking like we couldn't even smile without it being, I had fucking mud going in my mouth, dude. It hit me in the face, but then it like, it went over my goggles. So I couldn't see. I'm trying to drive and I'm like, Haley,

see she's over there with her sweatshirt trying to wipe my face and shit and then poor jason got stuck with tasha oh my god well tasha started on the atvs but i think she went the wrong way mimi was originally supposed to be on that atv and somehow tasha ended up she said mine i said okay you can have it oh shit did she she was like and then she's like no one's putting my life in their hands i said

Go for it, baby. Have at it. Meanwhile, Tasha's fucking mowing down two miles an hour, holding us up. She goes on the practice thing and she's like...

yeah so I looked at her and I was like so I got out of my ATV and I was like Tosh I was like you have to get out get in this fucking car with somebody else get in one of the other cars I was like I need you to be a team player she's like okay and she could tell like I'm like you're holding all of us up and she's like okay so she reluctantly got in with Jason she survived though and I mean that course was rough rough when I tell you my chest is bruised

When I tell you the next day, my chest, my arms, my legs, everything like it was all just like, no, the next day we beat ourselves up. We did like it was and then with swimming, which took like right with clothes on. Yeah. And shoes like literally like I don't know what we're doing. But anyways, the waterfall was just so pure. The moment was so angelic. And like that's one of those memories that will be forever burned in my brain because we were all just little kids.

Oh, phones out of sight because you couldn't have them on you. Like it literally said, so we were like not a single phone in sight, a couple of people recording here and there. And then at one point everyone just put every device down and just jumped in. Yeah. So cool. Yeah. So fucking cool. No, it was amazing. I got on a paddle board for the first time.

So Haley wouldn't jump in, which I get. It's a huge fear. The water was dark. I just have a very big fear of cliffs because I've just seen...

so many people like slip and my biggest fear is slip, hit a rock. And then you guys aren't going to find me. Right. If I just keep going underwater, like that's a huge fear. That's something different than like a man array. Like I can, I can do that. I can fight off a shark. Yeah. But slipping and hitting my head on a rock is like that. I couldn't get out of my head. And I was like, yeah, I'm drawn. I'll get in. Yeah. But I'm drawing the line at, I said, I

I'm in the water. I'm like, Haley, Jason will hold your hand. She goes, I don't care if Jesus holds my hand. I'm not doing it. I don't care who's holding my hand. So when I say like it was a moment for all of us on this trip, we were all conquering fears. My OCD. You and your OCD. I threw it out the window. I made a vow to myself that I was just going to let it fucking roll, dude. And it felt so good. You ate a glizzy.

What's that? A hot dog. I did. I had a fucking hot dog from a little stand, bro. And I was bloated. I gained two pounds from that fucking hot dog. Okay. I was so bloated. Oh God. Proud of you though. But that fucking, what was that pineapple? Oh, so they had a dough whip and then they had a vanilla whip that they would like do a swirl with.

No dairy too, so my stomach wasn't full. It was so good. If you guys go to Hawaii, please find a Dole Whip place. Can we shout out the ATV place? Do we remember the name of them? Let's find the name of them. They were so sweet. Yeah, you guys got to go. If you're going to go to Kona, please look these people up. Waheen Charters is who we did the Manta Rays with. And then the ATVs, Umama, spell it out for us.

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And then to top it off, my husband ended up doing like dinner on the beach for me, which was so sweet. How can we forget? And then after that long day of muddying and swimming through a waterfall, we went and we cuddled fucking cows. Hugo was the best cow.

- He licked me. He was so sweet. I wanna bring Hugo home. - Which one was Hugo? - I wonder if I can get him. The all black one that had kind of like the skinny head. - I had shorts on. Do you remember the one that was attacking me? - That's the one I like. - Yeah, I had shorts on and his tongue, he was scraping up my leg. And then like, I was like, I was trying to film you cuddling with the cow and I was like, get away.

- I have a non-video of you. - That's Hugo. - Yeah, I'm running away from him trying to get you. - The one that looks different? - Yeah, the one that his eyes were a little too close together. - Oh no, that thing looked like a weird mask, right? - I liked that. It didn't look like a cow. - It looked like something off "The Purge." That cow looked scary. He looked like something out of a horror movie. - But you got on the ground. - He had big baby eyes. - That was all, and then the fucking looked like a monster.

You got on the ground and got a cow hug. It got in your little ear. The fact that you laid on that. Also, can we talk about the fact that

Did they pick up cow poop with their hands? Bro. Okay. So first of all, these cows, when they would shit, it was like diarrhea. It looked like a frosty machine. And it was like, and this dude just went and swiped it up with his hands. He said, he said, they have a clean digestive system. All they eat is grass. And I'm just like, after that, I was like, I got to go.

- Both of them. I'm videotaping you and out of the corner of my eye, I see her put a bucket down and raw dog this shit. And I was like, - Bro, it was rough, but it was a sweet experience. So we don't want to take away from the experience, but we were definitely a little, you know, like, holy shit. Like I'm getting into farmer life,

But I don't think I'm ever going to fucking swipe up. No, I'm not ever going to swipe up crunches shit. Okay. I wash my hands after touching my animal still like every, every time every animal I walk in all the kids we've gone through so much soap since we started. Every time you have to. Yeah, you have to. So done enough with of Hawaii. We just wanted to tell you guys it was amazing and tell you guys what we did because it was so special and

But please, if you plan a trip, go to Kona, Hawaii, stay at the Four Seasons in Kona, Hawaii. It's so worth it. But speaking of farm animals. You guys, our vet literally texted us today and said, do you and Bunny have some type of competition that I don't know about? I went from having no farm animals to now owning six. Technically seven, but you took Pablo. So...

what the fuck is happening oh what the fuck and i gotta get one more yeah please get the baby goat no i hate goats i hate goats yeah she i think it's time for another donkey i have to get another donkey because my donkey is traumatized um he's a pisces he's extremely emo and uh

She said, I think this donkey's a Pisces. I text our animal dealer and I was like, hey, when's the donkey's birthday? Sends it over and I'm like, bunny, he's a fucking Pisces. How did you know? Because he's so fucking emo. Haley, look at this video I took of him yesterday. It's pouring rain outside because every morning that I go to the bathroom, I look out to check on him and I open my window and I'm like, hey donkey. And I talk to him and this morning he's

It was the saddest thing I've ever seen. In the rain. So emo. Yes, he's just sitting there like this in the rain. Just so fucking emo. But the funny thing is, is the other morning when I first got home, I walk out there and I'm like, hey, donkey. And I'm talking to him. I'm feeding the cows. I look over. This motherfucker's got a boner this big, just flopped out. Tell that. Yeah. I was like, why?

Why do you have a boner? What is happening right now? But we had the sweetest moment because this donkey, since we got him. So the people, Raleigh Farms is who we get all of our animals from. Raleigh Farms. They are so sweet. They're the best humans ever. And they go and they get, they save essentially these animals from auctions. Yeah. Or like if someone's giving them away online and stuff, like it's kind of like a little sanctuary. Yeah. They literally save these animals. And then, um,

we, how did we even get connected with them? How did you get connected with them? I put it in my local like Facebook group that we, you know, Blake had said he wanted to get Kayla a cow. So I was like, Hey, I live out in like farm country. Anyone know it? And I'm saying my comments were flooded with this people. These like, I'm not joking. Like instantly like 20 comments, like you have to go to their farm. So, um, but between that,

Crunch, S'more, and Brownie's mom had messaged me. And I'm like, I can't pass up this deal. Bottle babies. There's three of them. So we went with that. But right when we left, Jason and I were like, we should drive up to this farm. It's already dark. We drive up there. We meet these people. We have fallen in love with them. Because they're not only just such people.

pure souls our kids all connected yeah and i immediately text you because i see this donkey all by himself so everybody keeps asking me like did he come with a with was he attached to somebody no this donkey has not been attached to anybody nobody we don't know his background we don't know where he came from we only know his birthday so we don't know the trauma he's endured so this fucking donkey

is a wild donkey like you literally have to like to even put a coat on him because he was shivering one night because it was so cold so we put a coat on because everybody's like i've never seen a donkey with a coat on well has your donkey fucking shivered i mean what are we supposed to let him fucking shiver exactly so anyways don't tell me not to put a fucking coat on my donkey all right if he's shivering i'm gonna put a fucking coat on him anyways this donkey will not let anybody

near him. Everybody's like, give him carrots. I can't get near him. He stays 10 feet away from me, except he is starting to warm up because the other day I posted it on TikTok. He, I didn't even have food in my hand. He let me inch up to him and just pet him, which blew my mind. And then like what happened was I,

I broke character with him. I've learned with him. If I don't hold a certain energy, he'll walk away. So I have to like really emit like love to him. I crouched down. And when I crouched down and got eye level with him, he hated that for some reason. He does not like when I crouched down. Absolutely.

Which is weird because you would think me standing over him would intimidate him. Right. Maybe eye to eye level. Yeah. Yeah. So and then today I before I came to the podcast, I went out there. I try to spend some time with him, a little bit of time with him every morning. And I went I went out to him and I just walked away.

real slowly up to him to offer him like a little piece of candy. And he didn't take the candy cause he didn't like it, but he let me get really close to him again. So I was like, we are making fucking progress. So much progress. And he won't let anybody else get close to him. You're his person.

i don't know we'll see jay's gonna be like what in the this is my donkey you took my dog and my donkey i want to rename him though because donkey does not fit him donkey is like a rambunctious happy active donkey he's literally emo i want to call him emo because that is he's so emo like i've never i didn't realize how animals like are so emotional emotional crunch

Pablo? Let's talk about Pablo and Dolly, though. Bro. I got that when your new family showed up, which we'll talk about, she also delivered mine. And we got a mini pony because...

Pablo came alone. We didn't have anyone and they're herd animals. So if you don't have another herd animal, they can become depressed. They won't eat. Like they're very lonely. And we decided on a miniature pony and Dolly is such a good addition to our family. Very sweet girl. Very fucking sassy. But Pablo is deathly afraid of her. He literally your kids in animal form. Yes. That's

that's cash and olivia percent and we turn around and we're like trying to intermingle we didn't let them alone at night together when she got dropped off so we waited but we let them touch noses through the fence the next day we let pablo out and i really thought he was going to be the aggressor because he was the aggressor with us with you guys and that's why you guys were like hey like he's just a little too much and so i was like great he's going to be aggressive towards this pony no

He runs away from her. She full speed sprints after him and he runs with everything he has and hides behind the barn. So she's over there rolling around in the field. And I look over and I look back and Pablo is around the barn. Did you see the video? He is so upset that he has a sister. Well, then I leave.

to go to town and Jason calls me and he's like we have a fucking problem and I was like he's screaming at me and I'm like what he's like turn around get back here now I'm like what is going on he goes Pablo escaped I said how and he goes Dolly cornered him and he jumped over the fucking fence so when I tell you that my

fucking cow decides he is so scared of his sister he jumps and gets his foot caught in the fence all jason can do is release his foot and he takes off so jason is full on sprinting after this cow because of course he goes straight for the road he's scared and he has to grab pablo and we didn't he didn't have a halter he had nothing like at that moment he was just so worried of him grabbed by his

So he ran out and he got him by his side. And when you do, he'll hug on to you. So he just kind of hugged him and walked him down the fence line and back in. Can I please see this on your like camera footage? Bro, please. Oh my God. You got to post that footage. That's hilarious. It is so intense. Just Jason chasing a cow.

Bro, that is so, and he's so, you don't understand. Crunch and S'more are tiny. Tiny. Compared to Pablo. Pablo is a big dude. Yes. I was scared to feed him. Yeah. She wouldn't give an, okay, cows don't have top teeth, so like he's not going to really hurt you, but like. Still scared. They're still, they're, they. It's the color of the tongue that scares me. Oh. And so like. He's got a gray tongue. Yeah. No, that. Yeah.

It's on my favorite video. You're like, this is suicide, boys. Crunch is... I told Mimi, I said, you have all the sweetest animals. I have all the fucking traumatized assholes. Donkey's a sweetheart, but Crunch...

I can't stand him. He is such a fucking asshole. He is a straight up bull and he's a tourist. Yeah. So it's like, he is just like, if you show up with something like today, I was feeding. He walks literally. I was trying to feed the donkey. I was trying to feed the donkey. This motherfucker comes up and goes boom and head butts my ass. I'm like, are you kidding me? I'm like, I just fucking fed you. Like, what are you doing? He's just such a, he's so aggressive. But anyways, yeah.

I've added three little swine to my tribe. And at first I only wanted two because everybody tells me, oh, you got to buy in pairs. But then the lady calls me. Why does this always happen to me? By the way, the lady calls me and she's like, they're sisters. You can't split them up. They're so bonded to each other and they are extremely bonded to each other. So I'm so glad we got all three of them. But I've got piglet. I've got maple. Yeah.

And I've got Zsa Zsa Gabor. But it's spelled G-A-B-O-A-R. So like Gabor because a boar is a pig. Let me tell you, Zsa Zsa is a big back bitch. She is so fucking feisty. The video you posted? Bro, because I couldn't find her damn mouth. You know, because she was like moving around. She was like, have you seen it? She fucking got so mad that I fucking didn't have the animal cracker right when she wanted it. Maple...

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet. Just so sweet and like lazy. She's the loudest, but she is just as your sweetheart. And then Piglet is the drama queen. Like everything is the end of the world with her. It's just straight up drama. It's the golden girls. Literally the golden girls. And it's all our hair colors. All of it, yeah. The golden pigs. So I bring the pigs in every night. They sleep in a playpen in my house. Nice.

It is literally the cutest thing ever. They're adorable. I love them. They're so sweet. How big do they get? They're going to be about 200-300 pounds. No, they're about 100. Really? A little over 100. Depending on how much you feed them though. If you want them like floppy, they can be 150. I want them comfortable. I'd like them to be agile big guys. They don't grow to be tall in

long they're more like stout and round yeah they've got like they'll probably I don't know if this particular one is bred to have like the really floppy ears but typically they have like the turned up nose and the little oh yeah they got the little the little turned up noses yeah their noses don't go down as much the the breed that you got have turned up

They are so cute though. I grab their asses and just fucking hold on. They squeal. I'm just like, and they're like, this is the cutest thing ever, dude. And there's, they're used to me now. They're literally so used to me now. So when I do it, they get all excited and like happy and stuff. And every morning I wake up, I'm like, hi girls. And they're like,

You know, they're just the cutest things. The fact that they're in your house. Yeah. I love that. If I could bring Pablo inside, he would be so happy. I would love to bring crunch inside and s'more. If I could bring that goat inside, I would get a goat.

s'more is the sweetest cow i have i think he's my little baby like he's so soft and delicate and like so feminine i sometimes i want to call him her because he's so feminine and he's so pretty he looks like magatu from fucking uh blue steel will ferrell's character it

Show her. Give her a show. I, you know, had this moment last night while me and you were texting each other and I wanted to be like, what has our life come to? Because we are literally giving each other farm updates in bed last night. Wait, can I? That's what he looks like. I swear when you see him today, you're going to be like, yeah, he does.

I had the hardest time leaving my house today. I now understand why when people have farms, they don't want to leave. They don't. I wanted to hang out with my animals. If it wasn't raining last night, I was just going to go sit out by Pablo and Dolly because I was like, I haven't seen you guys today. I kind of really miss you. Yeah. Like, I just want to hang out with them. Like...

Every morning, my excitement is literally to go see donkey right now and the cows and the pigs. And you like, it's because you're like literally creating a friendship with them from scratch. Yeah. And like, I love that about it. Cause at first Pablo, when we got him from you was very, um, like standoffish. Now he's my baby. So he puts his head down.

Like when I put my arm down, he lays his head in. I have to be really careful because he still has his horns intact. But he'll lay his head in and I'll just rub him underneath his chin and he'll just, it's not like he purrs, but it's kind of like, he just loves it so much. And then Dolly is like, you can touch me for as long as I want you to touch me. But when I'm done, fuck you. Like she literally will be like. When's her birthday? Do you know?

Um, I'll have to look it up. Crunch had a fucking temper tantrum. I was handing him a fucking animal cracker the other day. This is my cow. Okay. He's, this is how fucking bougie and what so much of an asshole he is. I put it in his mouth. He drops it down. He goes and looks at it. It was so pissed. Kayla goes, what the fuck was that? I said, he's throwing a temper tantrum because he dropped the fucking animal cracker.

Like these animals have such personalities. It's insane. And farm life is where it's at, man. I'm not a country girl, but I'm a city girl trying to be a farmer. And next is gardening.

You're going to do it. I know you can. Delaney, Ernest's wife, said that she would teach me. I'm so jealous of her. She is such a little homesteader. I love her. I don't think I could garden. She's my favorite country wife. Her zen is just so chill. Her and Briley. Briley's a fucking nightmare disaster. Hilarious. Nightmare in a funny way, not in a bad way. Briley's just...

she's the female theobon yes literally yes like she's so fucking funny bryan makes me laugh so freaking hard delaney is so peaceful yes and calm she's like a little fairy yeah yeah we say that all the time you'll see her in award shows and it's like it's like she's just floating around kind of thing yeah and we all come in yeah yeah like hey we're here bitch like she just has such feminine energy she does yeah that's

I wish I aspire to be such like a gentle mom. I could just see her being one of those moms that just like talks to her kids and I'm like, don't fucking touch that. I'm such a marble mom. A marble mom. That's me. That's exactly how I parent. Like thick eyeliner marble mom. You don't even smoke though. Yeah, but the energy I give is that I did. Yeah.

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Who I have to say, sitting back and watching what she's accomplished in this past year, like I'm so proud of her. Like I don't I don't think she realizes how cool it is what she's getting to do, you know, but getting to watch her live out her dreams is.

been really cool. Yeah. Trisha Paytas just announced that she's doing an eras tour where she's like doing like it's a tour. Oh, she's going. I look at the dates because, you know, we tour for a living. I looked at the dates. I was like, this is a straight up tour. She starts in February and ends in like March.

March I think or April like that's she's putting in work yeah and it's like a broad I think it's like a is it her Broadway show I don't know yeah it's like a Broadway musical themed thing but yeah like I'm so proud of her like she really deserves her kudos and she got to do the SNL thing and stuff like that so it's just really cool to see um her finally get the flowers that she deserves and

I feel like so many people when she was on YouTube, YouTube is such a different community of people. And I feel like they're so rough and so negative over there. And to watch how like TikTok has just embraced her and loved her. - It's a complete 180, Trisha. - Yeah, and she's a different human too, yeah.

Oh, for sure. Mom life looks so good on her. It does. She looks so zen, so peaceful. I love seeing her and Moses together because it reminds me of Jay and I. Like, they're a team. They literally just work. And I think that's amazing. She's really a true testament of happily ever after. Yeah. And consistency. Like, this girl literally has never stopped. No. For as long as we've all known her. And, like, I think also, which I think is funny because I mentioned this the other day, I don't think...

People know that they know her sometimes. Right. I'm like, no, it's the girl from the Eminem video. Yeah. Or it's the girl in my strange addiction. Yeah. Like that's the same person. I'm like, or America's got talent. America. She, you know her when you don't even know that, you know, her, the lore of Trisha Paytas goes on for decades at this point. And,

you know i think she's going to be a household name and i'm just proud of her and i just wanted to give her her flowers on the podcast she really deserves that she is she's doing the damn thing right now really proud of her yep proud of her proud of her uh let's talk about fucking spirit airlines

Have you seen it? I don't know if she saw this. I would think we talked about this before she got here today. Oh, so Spirit Airlines has just announced that if you dress scantily clad or if you have certain types of tattoos, they're not going to let you on their flight. And it's very good. You're going to put that in a plane. Soul plane is going to fucking...

Tell us that we can't. First of all, I will never fly Spirit Airline. No. That used to be in my wedding contract when I would fly to do weddings. It would be in my contract that you cannot book me on Spirit. Yeah. Would people try to do that? Yeah. Absolutely not. I feel like if you want a certain type of demographic to fly with you, then raise your fucking prices. Bro. It's that simple. The...

Fact that they just had to go in front of Congress recently. Have you seen this? I watched it. I literally watched their board sit in front of Congress and they say, did you purposely pay people to do random checks and give them incentives to bag check people for an additional $10 per bag? And they said, yeah, we did.

So people would literally sit there and be like, oh, I want an extra hundred dollars on my check this week. Cool. One, two, three. I'm going to pull all your bags. I'm charging you. It doesn't matter. They sat in front of Congress and admitted to this. I feel like the airlines industry right now, something's going on with it. Yeah. And I just want to, I want to put this in the air because I've, you know how I'm into astrology and stuff like that. My astrologist, Danielle, who does not miss with anything, she,

said that Pluto is in Aquarius and it's also in some, there's something else in something. And she said that the chain, the industry of the airplane of aircrafts is going to change drastically. Really? Yeah. Something is in the air with the airlines. I mean, plane Boeings are dropping out of the fucking sky, you know, like just watch interstellar on the way home. And my mind's like,

What is that? What is that? You haven't watched Interstellar? No. It's an older movie, but it's with Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. You'll have to watch it, but it just has to do with it's more like space and stuff, but like aircrafts. Oh, a lot of aircraft movies have been coming out recently. Airports and aircraft, because I watched that one, the Carry On. Did you guys watch that? No. Carry On? Yeah. Did you watch Manifest? Yeah.

No, I started to, but I didn't like it. It had like a weird, the first episode sucked. The first few episodes were good. Why are we talking about airplanes so much in media right now? It's kind of weird. Because the motherfuckers are falling out of the sky and the fucking airlines are doing weird shit. Like Spirit Airlines, get your shit together. Raise your prices if you want a different...

you know, demographic to fly with you because giving people those rules now, it's going to create more tension. There's going to be that overzealous, uh, airline worker. Who's going to be like, you have this type of tattoo you're showing. Like if I wore a crop top and shorts, somebody could be like, you can't come on the flight. You're dressed too scantily clad. Yeah. It's like people on power trips. Like you're just getting like, who the fuck is running spirit airlines? Well, especially after your, your history, um,

You're going to do that now? Yeah. This is when you decide to start doing it. And is it because Congress called you out on the bags? Yeah. So you have to like find some other type. Yeah. So you got to gaslight everybody else. Exactly. You got to take your frustrations out on everybody else. Spirit Airlines. Who is the CEO of Spirit Airlines? Do we know? I don't know the CEO, but like I did watch their board, you know, talk and I'm just like, and they're the people who talk in circles.

which pisses me off. - Yeah, that's annoying. - He would literally ask a yes or no question and they'd be like, "Well," and then go on this like spiel. And at the end he would be like, "So do you?" And they'd be like, "Yeah." I'm like, "You could have said that the first time. "Don't try to explain yourself. "Like you were already caught "for doing what you fucking did." - I don't like people who can't take any fucking accountability. Like just take accountability. Yeah, we did that. If you wanna really be a dick about it, be like, "Yeah, we did that. "What are you gonna do about it?" You know?

It's really insane what we're witnessing going down with all this. And like you said, the mechanical side of things. Well, and just what happened in D.C. Mm-hmm.

was terrifying yeah that's like even the southwest you remember seeing like recently where they were like dipping down really low and then like coming back up yeah this washington scares me yeah the scary thing about the thing that happened in dc is they were landing how is a black hawk i think something's up with that a black i was gonna say elevator a black hawk helicopter

fucking a boy is it black water or black hawk i think it's black water it's a black hawk yeah how did they not they're so trained in those literally and to be so low in the air this is one of the heaviest monitored airways they were supposed to be in that flight path too by the way yes i know the minute she sent it i said hayley what time is it i was like

Haley, we were and I text you me. I was like, we were literally supposed to be I didn't text you this, that flight that we were supposed to be taking the exact time and the exact path.

granted it was different cities. Well, we would have been leaving this side of it, flying over that incident. Either we would have seen it or we would have been like right at it. We would fly over DC. Yes. Cause like we were right above DC and our flight path would have brought us. It typically it does. It doesn't go inland. Typically it just goes straight like this. We would have literally had been taking off.

An hour outside. Wow. Hour and a half. I heard though that like around there, it's like, it's, it's busier than like the busiest day in like LaGuardia or something like that. Like, yeah, because there's so many politicians coming in and out. Yes. That was super,

so weird to me that the universe aligned everything and then like we're watching this happen and like what's so sad is like who was on I mean it's sad regardless but like they have so many stories behind these people because they're public-ish figures so like people are just pulling out like Instagram stories of people taking off and like those kind of things I literally saw one of the ice skater like kids I literally went to his Instagram and his last story like 14 hours ago was

the wing of the plane. And that's like where it hit too. It was so sad. Oh my God. And I think we were looking at it when I got here and it said, um, by the time the people entered the water, they only had 30 minutes to survive before because they're so cold. No 30 minutes. It said, but by the time they would have even gotten their first responders, there's no way you could have survived the plane and died from hypothermia. Fuck.

I wonder how they couldn't have gotten out of the water. They could have been trapped. Ice cold too. If it landed upside down and they were still in their seat, they could have been trapped. They just found the three soldiers that were on that Black Hawk. But none from the... They've only found 13 of the plane.

Oh my God. No, they have like 40. Oh no. Okay. There's like over half they found. Really? I hadn't seen an update. Golly. My heart goes out to their families. Just all of that. I'm so scared to fly now. Like I don't like it. It freaks me out. I used to love flying. I used to be so comfortable in the sky and it was just so peaceful. And now it's like, it's scary. I don't like it. It's terrifying. Everything about it. I don't like it.

Moving on. Good Night Nashville has now opened. Babies, look at Hailey's hat. Yay. I'm so impressed with the bar. It's so beautiful. They did such a great job. I feel like it has a different ambiance than any of the other bars on Broadway. I can attest to that. Yeah. I've been in all of them. Yeah.

Yeah, no, it's awesome. And not to mention our bottle bunnies are banging. So you guys have to go visit, go to good night, Nashville, um, on downtown Broadway, go ask for the girls there. I think, um, two of them that I know by name, or I'm still learning all the girls and Hames, but, uh, uh,

What is it? Lainey, Alana, Elena, Elena. Sorry. It's Elena and Julian. Ask for them. Those are my two babies. And then follow them on TikTok. They just started their TikTok. Follow the TikTok. It's at bottled bunnies. B-O-T-T-L-E-D bunnies. B-U-N-N-I-E-S. Go to bunnies profile and watch her do the worm. Yes.

Yes. And she's so hot. Like she's a little redhead and she's so hot. I've ever seen. Yeah. Literally does this worm. Perfect. And a freaking thong and looks amazing. I'm sorry if I scrunched my ass up like that, it would look like a golf ball. There's no way that you can do the worm and look so fucking perfect. It was flawless. Yeah. I literally watched her do this worm and I was like, yeah. Yeah.

And she's beautiful. And that, but the cool thing is, is not only are they beautiful, they're actually really sweet. Yeah. Like they're cool girls. They shout you out on their stories often. So I love to see you reposting them. They're like in the bathroom taking selfies. I'm like, I'd love to see what their hair looks like that day. Dude, all of them are gorgeous. Gorgeous. All of them are gorgeous. I'm just like,

Kudos to whoever did all the hiring because they are beautiful. Grand opening February 20th. The whole crew will be there. Come see us. Yeah. Come down and good night Nashville. What is it? 209 Broadway. I believe. Right next to Kid Rock. Give it right next to Kid Rock's honky tonk. 209 Broadway. Yep. 209 Broadway, baby. Love. Yeah. Yeah. And then these are dropping. Black on black.

bunny xo hoodies sweatsuits full sweats full sweatsuits bunny xo sweatsuits i've literally lived in this since you gave it to me oh good oh jason too jason i like every time i turn around he's wearing his he loves it loves it i'm a hoodie slut so i'm wearing mine all the time yeah we also have the bunny xo t-shirts coming out and it's like the photo shoot we did at the bridgestone yep and then we have a chachi shirt that you teased a couple

weeks ago i don't have the chachi one i'll have her send you that one too i think it came in like two separate um march one so we have the bunny xo shirt the bunny sweatsuit the chachi shirt and the hat that you sneaked into a video the other day and it's an embroidered bunny xo hat

Amen, sister. What else did you want to talk about the updates with dumb blonde season nine? Yeah, I'm so excited for the new season. And we know we're doing a couple more of these this season where all three of us kind of sit down and we discuss what's going on, what's happening in the world.

and like an update on our lives. So every few weeks you're going to hear from us. And then we have some really cool like music stuff. We're going to start teasing and I'm excited leaning into the music side of things. Really cool musical acts are going to be coming on the podcast. It's something that we've really kind of manifested. I'm excited about that. So literally some of these dudes, I'm like, you guys are hot. Yeah.

like god can't wait oh yeah it is going to be a hot season i think this is like season of the men that's what i was gonna say i feel like this is the first time we're really leaning into like the male yeah like vocal side of things and i'm like really excited about it yeah i'm excited too i can't wait can't wait for these um music segments to start coming out you know of course always as always inspired by howard stern yes so we got to give howard his flowers um

But yeah, Howard, I'd like to come on the podcast. I'm ready. I have a book dropping. My book is coming out, you guys. I am almost done. Let me tell you something, ladies and gentlemen. I thought writing a book was going to be easy. No. No, it's not. I can get through a chapter a day if I really focus, but it's been brutal. Exhausting, I bet, because you're literally having to one...

Think about it, how you want to articulate it, and then living through those emotions again. It is fucking brutal, dude, but...

June, July. We're dropping the book. We got a sneak peek of the cover today. Sneak peek of the cover. I'm so excited. Can't wait. Yeah. I'm just excited. Just all good things for 2025. We might be branching out doing some really big business moves. So you'll be, you guys will be seeing that soon. And you know, we're just so thankful and we're so thankful for our Patreon community first and foremost, because you guys, man, really funded this podcast when we had nothing. So, I mean,

you know, shout out to my OF and shout out to Patreon. I don't have an OF anymore because Patreon literally took over the OF. But yeah, I'm just so thankful for you guys. And yeah, I think that was a pretty good wrap up. What do you guys think? Yeah, it's good. It's a good start to the new season. It's a good start to the new season. I love you guys. I'll talk to you later. Bye. See you guys next week. Bye.

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