Juxtaposition of Dichotomy w/ Conan Gray
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- Video of the week. - Okay, so the reason why we're dressed like this is because we have good style. - Yeah, and we're trend forecasting right now. Like everybody wants to bring it back and we are, y'all are in 2016 right now with the dog filter on TikTok, but we have already stepped into 2017. - Yeah, we were there. - Exactly. - It's like the girl with her bag stepping into the new year and it's us with like the worst fits you could imagine. - All of our panties.

pants are too short. That was like the vibe for some reason. I don't know. Yeah, it was a... I mean, I think we should actually just act like it actually is 2017 right now. So right now the vibe is to have really... You know, you want like a little bit of like leg hair. Yeah, I'm so insecure about my nasty leg hair showing. Yeah, Drew has the longest socks on the planet, which is not being the vibe because I feel like also...

Weirdly, I used to wear hella no-show socks in 2017. I was never on that. Because I had a bunch of bands and stuff that I was like, I want my legs to show. But that's also before I had a really awful tattoo on this leg that I now like to cover. So maybe that was my whole thing. I was like, skin is in. We have PF flyers everywhere.

-And Converse. -And Dave Stutz. -The thing is we are like the progression of your ass went to art school, I was never going to go to school. -I smoked a meth.

And I'm doing meth. Casually. We're like deeply reminiscent of like where we're from. That's all I could think about is I was like, this feels so Miami to me. And even like, I'm sure no one will notice, but I did a lip combo that I used to do all the time. And I was like, and I did a little bit of eyeliner. I was like, damn. No, we noticed. We noticed for sure.

Wait, where are you from? I'm from Texas. Okay, me too. But where in Texas are you from? I'm from Granbury. It's like two hours north of Austin. Okay, I'm from Georgetown, which is like an hour from...

So somewhere from Austin. Okay, because I low-key knew that because I was obsessed. You're like, oh, I didn't know that. You're like, oh, that's so interesting. I was literally obsessed with your YouTube videos when you were making videos back then. It was literally...

everything and then when i found out you got accepted into ucla it was as big as a moment for me as it was for you and that was so and then you got into yeah yeah yeah oh yeah we talked about yeah we were like texting all about that shit yeah i never went yeah when i signed up for college and stuff i was so happy when you got into harvard i remember that yeah yeah

Harvard and Yale were battling for me. You finished four years in like three months. Yeah, that's why I have that one shirt. Yeah, I remember that. It's so crazy that y'all were like posted like be educated and then just decided not to. But I decided not to before jumping in. So it really shows where we stand in like

finishing our responsibilities. I just never took it on. Did you actually finish school, though? No. You're like, look at me. No. No, I went to UCLA for three months. Oh, wow. And then I, yeah. Alumni. Alumni.

No, I went for three months. Within the first week, I dropped two of my three classes and I only made it through one communications class and it was great. Because music was calling. And now I'm educated. Yeah, music was knocking on the door. You're musically educated. I'm also not musically educated. I don't know. Well, you make good music. Thank you so much. Are you technically a notable alumni?

I don't know. If you don't graduate, do you get to be an alumnus? I don't know. I have no idea. But I remember my high school, I had every single person that followed me at the time when I graduated, like...

like bomb their wiki page and try to get me to be their notable alumni and they were so evil no I know they were I was like bitch give me a notable alumni like credit or something meanwhile I had like 30 followers like it was giving nothing but I had them like all go there and like edit the shit out of the high school like wiki page and

And it, like, they destroyed it. Like, for, like, a week, it was, like, destroyed. I was going to say, I don't think you're going to make it now because you're literally harassed. Yeah, they changed the school colors. Some old person has to go back in and figure out how the fuck to code Wikipedia. They literally changed the school colors to, like, piss yellow and shit. Like, they were, like... For you. Yeah, literally for me. And I was, like, actually so...

proud of that. You were honored. Yeah, I was honored. I don't think I'm any kind of alumni for my school either. I think we looked at them on an episode and I'm not there. I'm so unnotable. Like, honestly. I'm so unnotable. That's not true. I was watching them

I was like per you go get that education. I will not be yes I was so but like like no matter how much I achieve in life I'll never be more more notable than like our high school quarterback Bo Corrales Bo Corrales if you're out there, you're the most important bitch You are that bitch like no matter what I do I will not matter I guess like who is the notable alumni from UCLA like I feel like there's a million

Them three sisters. Haim. Oh, T.T.T. I think two of them went to UCLA. UCLA. Notable alumni. Also, the guy who wrote Fahrenheit 420. 420 Smokeball.

Blaze. Something. 451. 451. Yeah. Number. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, one of the goats in basketball. Okay. I don't know basketball. Russell Westbrook. Who's that? Are you only naming basketball players? He does this sometimes. I don't know why. It's his weird obsession. Oh, Ben Shapiro. Hey.

He got the Apple Vision Pro and he doesn't use it unless it is to watch a basketball game. And sometimes I'll be sitting on the couch and he'll come out with it and he'll just stand in front of me and be like... Yeah, I can't stop coming. I just can't stop coming. And he'll just get in my face and be like, I have something to say to you. I'm like, dude, you are the weirdest person I've ever met. With my big Birkin in hand. To hold the battery. Oh my God, yeah. Well, I have to confront you.

I think you may be a slut because you were on other podcasts. Oh, wow. Yeah, you thought I wouldn't see that. Wow. Yeah, well, here's the thing. My legs are spread wide open. And I just like... Anyone can get it. Anyone can get it. Wow, okay. Literally anyone can get it. Honestly, kudos to you for taking that. Owning that. I mean, took it.

Multiple times from other people. Wow. If it makes y'all feel any better, y'all are the last. Let's go. So you get to get the remnants of everyone else. So you ran through. You got to contract the most STDs. Yeah, we're getting leftovers as fuck. That is so funny. Well, what have you been up to? Actually, today is the last. I've just been putting out an album. I know. Oh, I saw it.

I saw it. I heard. Oh. My 80s queen. We're obsessed with the 80s. I know. So I'm like, this was, guys, this was made for me. Yeah. Me when I had a conversation with you like two weeks before it dropped so it was already done in May and I'm like, wow. Wow.

But we were talking about it's kind of like a delusion thing with the 80s right now because I'm so afraid of existing in reality right now because it's so scary. It's overwhelming. So scary. There's so much. Whereas the 80s, there was so much, but now it's only the cream of the crop. In the 80s, we had a hole in the ozone from hairspray. Y'all know about that? Yeah. What is it? Aqua Jet?

aqua jet i don't know there's something i don't know what they have aquanet yeah it like was so bad it like i guess that also i i used my context clues i was like hair net that's it that's it but how was the process of making that album for you um it was interesting wait did i just sound like an interviewer like that was giving interviewer that was giving interview the validity of this podcast just dropped stocks just dropped my safe space um

I was fine. It was like, it was actually so, it was so, so it was like so fun for like three months and I was like, my life is amazing. And then it was just like gut wrenching. It was just gut wrenching afterwards. I got so sick. Um, someone gave me

an illness mega illnesses and i got so sick for like seven months whoa it was crazy and then i had to get my tonsils taken out oh and doing that as an adult is like scary it's crazy like they were like oh it's gonna hurt for two weeks and i'm like yeah yeah also as a singer it's gonna hurt yeah like i don't want to fucking hear that from you bitch yeah and also like like i had a couple of my friends do it and they were like yeah whatever like

Eat an ice cream. Like, I didn't want to eat anything. It hurts so bad. Yeah. So that was it. Really, all I remember was just like being on drugs when I was doing, when I was getting better from my surgery and...

That's it. Are you still doing studio sessions during that time? I had to. So like half the songs I'm like croaking out. You're sick. It's so, it was like, oh, it was so dark. I'm like actually so glad it's out. If it makes you feel any better, you cannot hear any remnants of that when you listen to that album. I wouldn't have guessed you were passing away in the booth. I was passing away and I was just like so, I was so sad. But of course, like anytime I'm sad, it's just like, yes, yes, just make fun music. Like please try to do something.

Yes, this is your peak. Yes, yes. You are living. So, yeah. But I'm glad it's over because that was a lot. What have y'all been up to? Whoa. It's giving interviews. Wait, the stocks rose. Back up. Oh, wow.

Nothing. I don't do anything with my life. That's actually a lie. I feel like we've been the busiest we've been in so long. Girl, the eclipse. That's what we've been doing. The eclipse. Were you in Texas for it? Yeah, I flew back to my hometown. My hometown was in the path of totality and I literally could not miss it. And for like a week before, it was 100% cloud coverage. And I was like, oh, girl, I like flew in for like nothing. It's like me and his whole fucking family is there. I'm here for fucking nothing.

I said that several times to them and I was like, damn, that's mean. I could bomb all of Texas and it wouldn't matter. You were like blowing off the map. Like I shouldn't be here. The A-plus isn't worth it anymore. But it was like 100% cloud coverage for a week before. And I was like, cool, like this is bullshit.

And then day of full cloud coverage, I was like, whatever. I'm not even thinking about it. It's not even that deep. I already saw it once in 2017. Like, I don't need to see it again. I'm not even like that angry. Even I'm lying so God hears me. No, literally, it was crazy. I was like, I literally like, you know how like I've been like knocking on wood all the time. It's like, actually, I think I have like calloused knuckles from knocking on wood. It's like becoming an actual problem. We are two crazy people and I need to explain that. Drew started this and like,

You can't tell me something because it will get in my head and I will also believe it. And he kept doing it in front of me. And every time he said something bad, also the bad thing isn't even like a bad thing. I'll just be like, oh, hopefully I don't wake up late tomorrow. And I'm like,

Like, we'll knock on wood, and now we both do it, and it is so bad, and we are crazy people. I think I'm giving it to each other. Exactly. Giving it to each other. Over and over and over. But, yeah, so day of, full cloud coverage. I was like, man, this sucks. But I was still holding out a little bit of faith, hope, one would say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Texas came out, and then...

The clouds just broke like 30 minutes before and then the entire time the moon was eclipsing the sun, it was no clouds at all. Then the clouds came in right after totality. It was made for me. It was made for me. It's insane to hear you describe that moment and you're building up this gorgeous thing and one of the only videos of him there is him gritting. Oh, yeah. It's not like he sat there and was like, oh, my God. Yeah.

And I was mean as fuck. Six and a half hours without solar eclipse glasses. And I was pissed because I felt so fucking stupid. And then I called me like four times like I almost bought a welding helmet. I went into a Home Depot and was staring at a two hundred dollar welding helmet. And I was like, am I really about to go stand in the middle of the field like a killer in this fucking helmet? And then Drew was like, you still shouldn't do that. Like, that's not good for your eyes. And then I walked out crying and I was like, wow, OK, like.

I'm wasting my fucking time. Like, this is so sad. And then I pulled over and the nerdiest couple I've ever met who was such a key. They had an Apex twin shirt on. With an Apex one. One of them does like this small festival in Brooklyn. And I walked out of the car and I was just like looking around like I'm too embarrassed and ashamed to ask for anything because then I don't want to be like, oh, yeah, I drove up here six fucking hours without the glasses because I'm stupid. Yeah. So I was just like looking around and they were like, do you have accents? That's my family's nickname for me. And I was like,

No, I don't. And they were like, oh, we have five extra. We can give you one. And they gave me glasses and I literally shed a tear. And then I drove out into the middle of a random field and met a really cute little family and then walked away from them because I was like, I don't know y'all's vibe and your energy and I don't want it getting all over me right now. So I walked in the middle of this field and laid down and I sobbed like a baby. It was beautiful. And it was so amazing. Stored faith in humanity. Ew.

Literally. You deserve an updoot. What is that? Like Reddit terminology, like doggo updoots. Do you know what that is?

Yeah, I do know what that is. Of course. It's like an upvote on Reddit, but they call it an updoot. I thought you were making it like referential to yourself somehow. Like, yeah, keep that shit to your fucking self. Yeah, I will. Sorry. I don't know what that is. Like, yeah. I thought it was sexy. Thank you. Oh, my God. Okay, sorry. And you're sexy. Thank you. They do this sometimes. You can just ignore it. I'm trying. Yeah.

I'm trying. But yeah, I had a whole bit planned, but I couldn't find the bandages. But I was going to walk in with my eyes wrapped with blood coming out of my eyes. And I was staring at the sun and my eyes were bleeding. Okay, you know what was fucked up? Actually, I was like, damn, I am not a smart person by any means. And I would never survive in the wild because I knew not to look up at the sun. But every time I was going to look up at it, instead of putting it

glasses on and looking up, I would look straight into the sun and then put the glasses on. And by the end of the day, my eyes were so itchy and I was genuinely convinced I was going to go to sleep and wake up with no sight. I swear my eyes literally have like black dots in them. I'm not even exaggerating. Like I literally think. Y'all one time I went blind. Wait, what? Hold on. Wait, segue. Short pants. So my freshman year at UCLA in the first month that I moved, I

I was like just doing my classes like trying to, you know, grind in. Yeah. And being a true student for the being educated, being an alumnus, a future alumnus. And I was like, I kind of noticed like a black dot, like just like appear in my side of vision. I would like look, you're being followed. I would like look around, look around and like it would like move as I like looked around. Then it kind of like started getting like larger and larger. Oh my God. Like,

filling this like my vision over the next few days I was like I have to get this checked out like something's obviously wrong I How quickly was that timeline? It's like three four days Okay, cuz I was gonna say if you waited like weeks with a black dot in your eye, you're crazy Three to four days. I was good. I show up to like like UCLA like Medical Center and They're like you have a brain tumor. I'm like, oh

They're like, you have to be prepared for anything, but you probably have a brain tumor. I was like, guys. When I'm just guessing, I'm like, fuck, walk back and forth and see what happens. That would have been my dream. And I was like, fuck, I'm going to have to wear an eye patch on stage. What am I going to do? And I was like, wait, that maybe might look kind of good. Are you trying to rationalize an eye patch? I was like, mm-hmm.

I was like, I could put a little symbol on it. I don't know. But then we did more and more tests. So many tests. They were like putting things in my veins and like recording like the like fluorescence in my veins. It was this crazy thing. And then finally I was like, guys, guys, I feel like it's in my eyeball. Like I don't have a tumor behind my brain. Like I swear like there's something. Just in your eye. There's something wrong with my eyeball. It's in the ball.

And then they were like, okay, okay, whatever. So then I go to like another specialist and they're like, hmm, so interesting. So essentially she was like, have you been like super stressed out lately? I was like, yeah, I guess so. Like I just moved from Texas to like go to school. Like it was like- The most stressful thing you can do to like your adolescent self. So scary. Also like when you're that age, you're like weirdly fearless. Like whatever. It's crazy. And then I look back, I'm like, what the fuck was I doing?

I was just saying to someone the other day, like, I think about when I let Drew drive, like, 110 miles an hour with me in the car down, like, an empty road in Texas. And at the time, I was like, we are so free. And now if he did that, I'd be like, bitch, you have two souls in this fucking house. Pull over. Pull up. Pull up. But she's like, have you been stressed? I was like, yeah, I guess so. She's like, hmm, like, sometimes...

what happens when people are really stressed out, there's this layer of your eye called the sclera and I exploded it with my mind. I literally exploded it with my brain. - Okay, be honest, you were in your fucking dorm trying to move shit with your brain and you were supposed to cry. - That's exactly what I was doing. And then, yeah, it blocked my sight and vision 'cause it was so swollen. And then all they had to do to fix it, I just was on shit tons of ibuprofen. And then I was fine.

So were they like kid nurses in the UCLA Medical Center or was it like a proper hospital? No, like the whole like UCLA Medical Center is like very, very prestigious because all- They were trying to get a check out of you. Literally. They had, yeah. They're like, hmm. They're like, do you have insurance? I was like, no.

And they're like, okay, let's think. Let's think what we can get you. Let's give you 45 MRIs. But then I was fine. Wow. That is a roller coaster. No, I did go blind. I was blind for like a week. Wait, did they tell you to not use your eye? I mean, I couldn't. I guess, yeah. I'm like, right, right. So how long have you been living in LA? For six years.

Seven years? Oh, we're kind of around the same time. Our timelines were the same. Yeah, very synced. But we did not hang. I know, it was crazy. I know. We knew each other, but we didn't hang. But we did go to one of your concerts. I don't remember which one it was. Was that the Wiltern? No, it wasn't Wiltern. What's it called? No, it's right here.

What is that hole called? Was it the really small, the Echo? No. It was pretty big. I was like, damn. It's like gorgeous inside that theater. Because I remember when I went, I was like, damn, okay. Like my dumb ass, I was like, wait, did he decorate this theater or something? That's what it felt like. Me looking up venue. That was like our first time like

Not even hanging out, but making connections outside of the internet. Not true. Really? I saw y'all at VidCon. No. I know we couldn't say that out loud. Oh my god. I hate that. That is crazy. No, I'm actually shipping right now. Wait, was it? Yes, it was definitely in the hotel lobby for sure. For sure. You know what really fucked up is I was so...

drunk at all those things that I don't have a memory of that. I remember it so clearly. Damn. It was, God, I need to leave frame. Dude, VidCon was crazy as fuck. Oh, El Rey. Yeah, yeah. But,

What year was that? Like 2017? Probably 2018, 2017. All I remember. I'll probably dress like this on stage. All I remember from that year is that was the year that I had like really bad psychosis induced by an edible after that VidCon. And I think that's why my memory is washed because I don't remember anything from that day other than by the end of the day shaking in bed with four of my friends looking over me and I was like, what is my name? What is my name? What is my name? So that's why I remember. Did you figure it out?

Yeah, yeah. And I made some really crazy accusations while I was like, all of my deep seed fears, I was convinced they happened. And I was sitting there like, thank God no one actually went out and was like, you did it because I was making some really crazy accusations. And then, um,

And then I woke up and I was like, guys, chill. Like that wasn't. Everything is okay. That is so insane. So, okay. So we saw you at VidCon. Yeah. Bad memory. Then we went and saw you at El Rey.

And then I never saw y'all ever again. The vibes were good. And then we saw each other recently. The vibes were good. Yeah, we really hit it off. We were like, oh, this is so fun. We should never see each other again. Also, the internet, I think we probably have known of each other and spoken to each other on the internet for probably about a decade. No, yeah. If not longer. Yeah, because when I met up with you more recently-

I was telling somebody, I was like, oh yeah, I'm going to go hang out with Conan. And they were like, you're friends with Conan? And I was like, yeah, I've known Conan for a long time. Since we were children. Yeah, and then they were like, oh, do you guys hang out? And I was like, well, no. Well, I'd never want to be around him. Oh, absolutely not. Ew. But I feel like all of us have the same

bond that we just have with so many other people from the internet where it's like I know you it's literally like going to school and not really having classes together but I know you I know you oh my god and there's so many like eras of the internet that we saw and witnessed together and so many people have come and gone I know I know

Shout out to Anthony. I mean, when they've just chosen a normal life off the internet, we're like, you're crazy. Couldn't be me. They worked through it. I know. With child. With child. Horrible. We're barren, all of us. Oh, yeah. No, I'm barren to the bone. I don't think that will ever be a reality for me. But I will watch my peers and be like, wow, that's my kid. That's how I feel about your sister's kid. I'm like, that's my kid. No, literally, my twin had a...

baby and it's literally like my child it's so crazy you watched it oh yeah that's a vibe that's a vibe i was watching yeah but um oh fuck what was i gonna say oh i feel like we're all like a little trauma bonded in a way growing up yeah it was traumatizing yeah it was so scary i also don't know why

Like we were allowed to just, we were like fully, where were my parents? Exactly. No idea. It is so insane too because I, my parents growing up were so strict with me. But for some reason, the thing they let me do was completely publicize my day-to-day life on the internet. Which is such a random thing to be like, okay, that's, we'll let you do that part.

but like everything you can't go out with your friends after the sun is down that's crazy as if i'm not like online talking to strangers and oh my god and like talking to like people who should probably be in jail oh yes when i was like 12 yeah like whoa i think about that all the time and also like growing up in that era it it was just like such it was such a lawless land the internet and nobody really questioned anything and everything felt normal and also like

it was all Yossified because of Tumblr and everything. I was like, this is so cunt. And now I'm like, that is so illegal. So illegal. It's so scary on there. We made it out. Look at us now. We're in our kitchen.

We're in the kitchen. You think you made it? Look at us now. We're literally stuck in the past. Like, help me, help me, help me. We're wearing clothes from our childhood. Literally. We haven't grown up. It was such a community time. I was actually thinking about that the other day because I feel like all of us kind of had a similar experience or maybe I'm just talking for myself right now. But I was thinking about how still sometimes when I see like

Whether it be artists or influencers or, like, content, whatever the fuck. When I see somebody, I can... If I like what they do, my brain is like, I love them. Like, I'm obsessed with you. You are so awesome. And I think it's from growing up in that, like, era of, like, stan culture. And at least that was, like, my intro to the internet. And then I feel like so many people now almost...

make fun of stan culture when back then it was so accepted like i don't know how to describe it yeah well it's just like a different type of obsession now i feel like true i guess also because now even when we were all making content and posting there was a layer that we separated if that makes sense there was more separation for sure like i didn't even realize that people

Like, I mean, I had no perception whatsoever of the fact that, like, people were actually watching the videos until, like, I graduated high school and, like, moved...

Moved and went to school and I was like why are all these people talking to you? I was like I didn't know I didn't understand that is so crazy because I have like we all do come from smaller towns like Miami is not a small town by In America Where I was like growing up the neighborhood I was in nobody gave a fuck about the internet like nobody

I think about it all the time. I was thinking about it recently because I had vines where I would be standing on a table with all of my classmates in it and just be screaming and then get down from the table and move on and upload it and move on with my day. Not once was someone like, hey, I was in that video. Can you take it the fuck down? They had no perception that that was going on to the internet. And now everybody is so aware of the internet that it's a completely different thing. I feel like if I was in high school now, the algorithm would push me onto my friends' timelines and they'd be like, what?

What the hell? Did you go to Coachella? I did. Just for three hours because my friend Olivia was playing, played with no doubt. Oh, I know. And it was awesome. Oh, whoa.

But it was, I mean, Coachella in general, Dusty. It's just a lot. I mean, I'm not a festival goer. Are you guys festival goers? No. And that's what I've realized because I used to be a top tier Coachella hater. And then I was like, oh, I think I'm just bitter and I don't like that. Wow. Okay, cool. And I just don't think it's for me.

I'm gonna go for like a day like I'm down to go see fucking Lana or whatever But like I can't be there like all three days, but respect to the people that can do that like you're powerful I see the world in which is fun with like all your friends and you're like just like dirty for the whole weekend Yeah, no, I get it. It's exactly but I I don't I can't I like being oh it's

Inside. Yeah, I like AC. Sorry. Also, it's just too many people and it freaks me out. And I think I just don't like being in a space with that many people. And part of it is fun seeing other people happy, but then it makes me introspective. And I'm like, why am I not happy? And then that's what I did last time I was there. All I could do was talk to all of my friends and they seemed like the happiest I've ever seen them. And then I was there. Yeah.

Realistically. And they were dancing and jumping around, but there was no music playing. Their eyes were like... No, literally, that's what I walked away realizing because I'm not... I don't, like, not drink or partake in, like, festivities, but for some reason, being there, I couldn't even, like...

finish a single drink because I was so aware of my human body. Like it really put me into borderline psychosis where I was thinking all these people, I was like, everybody has their own life. And like, oh my God, people had to make plans for this. That's what scares me. That's all I could think is I would look at every human and be like,

you probably had to like tell people you're coming here and like figure out a plan and like I couldn't look at people and not think about their whole life and it was freaking me out and then I was like you're just so empathetic yeah I'm an empath at heart no I'm fucking crazy and I like should be able to just be like but like I'm standing in line for a drink and I can feel a human body near me and I'm like you are alive and like if you touched me you would be warm like

It's really... If you touched me, you would be warm. Like, that's, like... Like, your body temperature is, like, at its correct temperature. Like, it was... It's too much. I mean, I honestly kind of don't really understand why, like, how we're able to be warm all the time. I don't really get it. I know, like, we have electricity running in our bodies or whatever, whatever. But, like, what? No, we're literally stardust in this...

this life is magical like don't even let me get fucking started on this shit don't get Drew started but I'm the opposite where one time this is like so gross but I think I've said it on the podcast before um one time I was looking at somebody and this is the craziest thing ever uh and I almost don't want to repeat it I looked at somebody and I thought like if I cut them open the the heat that would radiate off of them and the stench would make me like die I mean

You're a psycho. You need actual help. If you cut them open. I don't think in my head I was like, oh, if I cut them open. But I was like, ew, like if they were open right now, it would be disgusting. Like, oh, they were open. And I got like, this was somebody I was seeing and I was like, ew, like I got such bad ick because I was like, ew, you stink inside there. Yeah, but that was just. But some people.

It is interesting. Oh. I don't stink inside of here. You don't? Yeah. Really? I'm cold-blooded. I think under those clothes, you definitely stink. No, I am like sweating down right now. It's like crazy. In your vape. Yeah, in my vape and golf wing. Wet vape. Yeah. No, it's interesting because when it comes to dating, I've realized more and more, it's like 99% – it's like 1% –

Like you're attracted to them. Like 99% they smell good. Pheromones. Oh, don't get me started on pheromones. It's crazy. I can't believe it. And when it's wrong, it's so wrong. It is like visceral. I know exactly.

like even friends who I've been talking to and I have smelt their deep pheromones as they're talking to me. And I'm like, ew, get the fuck away from me. And I like, I already, it's not like this was somebody who I was like attracted to, but I have been in moments where I'm talking to somebody I'm attracted to and I can smell their, like the deep, like molecular presence.

makeup of their spit and I'm like I just know that's not meant for me and you need to back the fuck up because I'm gonna call the fucking police. You can never reenter my life. Yeah. Also my theory is I think we like pheromones that are just our own smell.

I don't know about that. Maybe you, narcissist. Yeah. Honestly, because there are some times where like I can like this is so weird to say, but like I've tasted my own spit and be like that spit tasted like someone else's spit. And I'm like, oh, OK, OK. Or like I like smell to smell on myself where I'm like, whoa, I didn't put anything on me, but this smells like that person. But maybe I am just a narcissist and I'm crazy and I like put enough.

perfume on and whatever the fuck I put on that I'm like oh you smell like me but really I'm like smelling my own hair while I'm in the pool you smell like me but if I love you you smell like me there's something weird about you you smell like me but also I feel like a big part of it is I mean I don't know you're

dating life of me and Drew always joke about how I don't have a type and it really is just my you have to vibe with me and your pheromones just have to be what I want but mainly like we always crack up because I'll be like oh that person's hot and everybody's like

what the fuck are you talking about I'm like no no like listen to this listen to this listen to this interaction we had and then they're like they're still not but that's a relief as well because it's like you know it's special just for you except when I'm done when I'm and I'm like oh my god like once I see like the parts of that person I don't like and I'm like oh you are

Gorgeous in your own right. Wow, you gorgeous girl. Like a stardust. Yes, literally. And Drew, your dating life is amazing? Non-existent, but I like it that way. It's a vibe. I'm alone. I'm so alone. I'm so sad. I need help. No, I'm not capable of love.

You are. No, I'm not. You are. I want to witness it. I want to record it. I want baby vlogs. Yeah, no, coming soon. I want your family vlog to start right now. Yeah, coming very soon. I do want children. Do you want children? I don't know. I think I'd fuck it up. Well, that's the point. Like, you got to fuck up your kids. Like, give them trauma so they, like, make you money. Like, literally. I don't know. I don't trust. When I was, like, younger, I was like, oh, like, maybe I'd want to be a teacher.

But then, like, I would, like, look at the other kids around me, like, I would have stabbed all of you. I would literally ring. I would grab the net and spin. Like, I don't know. I can't do that. I have, like, crazy anger issues. Not, like, anger issues. No, I don't have anger issues. Everything in the house is broken.

Yeah, I have like a short fuse that like if it wasn't my child Like I would freak the fuck I guess that's the thing though when it's your own kid You're like you have like a weird maternal instinct when I was a kid I um when I was in elementary school I had to be put on like anger management therapy Wow my in first grade That's so crazy

It was just like, I was just so angry and I would have these tantrums for reasons I will not explain. Respect. Respect. And they had to, but they fixed it like that because they put a little...

little sticker chart on my desk and every day I was good I got to put one sticker on my chart and fill up my month and I was perfect from there on. I just needed a reward system. I have a mood tracker. All the walls are filled with sticker charts for Drew. I have mood trackers and shit. I love my mood trackers. Oh my god, you're crazy.

crazy let me live it is sweet I don't have anything like that but I think I've just come to a point in my life where I was like a really angry kid too and I had like such a short fuse and then I don't know what happened for me like it wasn't necessarily a reward system I was just like oh this is embarrassing I think and

I have too much pride to be like really angry anymore. And then because you were around when I had my switch, like you were there before the switch and then after. And I will never forget the moment you realized was the Airbnb incident when we got to this Airbnb. Oh my God. Literally Airbnb gate. There was fleas everywhere. And we kept telling the Airbnb host, we were like, there are fleas.

fleas or bugs or something biting our fucking ankles in here and he was like no that's not true and then like eventually we went to the backyard like we couldn't see them they were like microscopic like living in the carpets and shit no yeah because i put my sheets to wash because i was like maybe there's like dust mites and it's just like a dirty ass fucking house we started feeling crazy too and then we went out back to the outdoor laundry machine and we pulled out

out this like washed rug that was just sitting in there sopping wet. And I'm not kidding. 50 million fleas just jumped off and were like covering our bodies. And like we freaked out and he wasn't even going to give us like a refund. He was just like, oh, y'all.

can like thug it out y'all would be good he goes just go next door because it was like a duplex so we went next door and we stepped in and I had white socks on and I looked down and my socks were covered in fleas and I think that was the moment where I usually would have gotten so pissed and been like what the fuck is wrong with you get the fuck out of here I just called him I was like hey man like this is a problem and Drew just was actually shocked but that was like the era of my life where I realized being angry was embarrassing

And I can't imagine. I was just thinking about the other day. I was like, damn, if I like yelled at somebody because I had a funny altercation at a restaurant recently where if this happened seven years ago, I would have been like, literally go die and kill yourself. I fucking hate you. Bye. But I the way I felt adrenaline and I got so like my body went to the fight or flight I used to get where I would react in anger. But instead, I was just so uncomfortable and I was like, you need to back up. But I was at this very popular restaurant in New York and

And they, you know how in New York or like any fucking cold place, they build out those little things to block you from the cold when you're waiting. I went to go in, there was these three girls. No, you didn't. You're making this up.

- Oh. - You're literally lying right now. - Well then I'm an amazing storyteller if I'm making this up on the spot. I go to go in and I'm like, "Hey, did you guys put your name down?" They're like, "Yeah, we already did." And then they looked away and I was like, "Okay, you're a bitch." But obviously I didn't say that. I was like, "You're being a cunt, but whatever." And then I'm like trying to squeeze past them. They were not moving out of my way for me to go past. And I was just like, "Okay." And like awkwardly shimmying past them. And then two other girls were coming in.

Oh, okay. And I backed up and opened the door for them. And the host came around the corner. They were like this close. Yeah, we were like face to face. They would not get out of the way. You could smell pheromones. And they were all wrong. They were all wrong. But these two other girls come out. The host comes out and points to the three girls. And they're like, hey, can you guys...

Get like get out of the way. I'm sorry to say that. But you know you're kind of blocking the entrance. And we have like a lot of traffic coming in and out. And they just look at him. They're like we just ate here. And he's like I know but you know.

Now we have new customers coming in and they start bickering crazy. And mind you, I'm like face to face with this girl and the host is right here. And I'm just standing there and like looking away because I was like, oh, my God, this is making me so uncomfortable. You were the worst person ever. Stop yelling with this like waiter. And they are the host goes, well, you're blocking people from coming in. So you need to walk out. And then she looks at me. She goes, who am I blocking and is looking at me. And I was I literally just put my hands up like this.

in her face and I go, don't look at me. You were tripping me the fuck out. Like literally tripping me the fuck out. And I literally looked away from her and she got so embarrassed that she just was like, oh, okay. Yeah. And like fixed her little Bottega bag and was like, okay, yeah. Yeah.

whatever and she like said to her girls she's like let's just get the fuck out of here and like laughed and i was thinking about that moment also the adrenaline pumping through my body i handled it like super chill like i don't give a fuck like back up but i in that moment literally felt like i was about to have to fight the death of a random i was literally shaking and they left and then a friend came up to me and i was so like the friend who i was meeting came up

And I was so adrenaline-filled. I was like, hey, I need a second to calm down because I feel like I just got into a fistfight and I literally did it. And that's how I know I've changed. Mental warfare. Yeah, I think about that all the time, how funny it would be if I got in a yelling match with someone. Can you imagine me screaming? Like...

Don't get angry. I like I oh I did get angry the other day I can't go into it, but like long story long story short. I have long story long story story toy birch Toy birch yeah No, I like

Oh my god, it's literally like enrages me. I've had like long I'm a freak Hello, this is real night. That's real Nike. Oh, it's real night. They're going crazy over there They're like we need to make something happen Mason got this from I know I can't believe when I saw I was like, oh, did you get this at like in downtown? He's like no, this is from the Nike store and he picked up the bag and

Have you ever just tried chloroforming yourself at 4 p.m. when you are tired of the day? That would be a vibe, just like having a pill to take for food would be a vibe. Oh, my God.

I don't want that so bad. All the nutrients. I hate eating. It is so arduous. I love eating, but I hate picking out what I have to eat. The destruction of it is too much. It literally drives me insane. You're like, what am I supposed to eat? It's so annoying. I wish also the only meal that I enjoy is dinner. Because it's peaceful. You have time to think about what you want. You're not starving on the brink of death. Also, you know it's supposed to be warm. Yeah.

Like in my head, I'm like, I know dinner is supposed to be warm. Exactly. And for some reason, I'm like, is lunch supposed to be cold sometimes? Lunch sometimes is cold. Yeah. I don't know if that makes sense. But for me, I'm like, I know that whatever I eat right now when the sun's down should be warm.

You eat ingredients for lunch though. Like let's have that conversation. Yeah because that's what you're supposed to eat for lunch. I don't know what the fuck else. Like people are like oh the crackers for I don't know. Like I eat like we call it Resident Evil meals and I take a bunch of random little things I've gathered and I just shove it on a plate and I'm like this is my lunch. I have evidence. I've been like jacking her swag. I'll show you our meals. What time do you eat at though? Um

i don't eat breakfast because why would i want to eat breakfast i'm just going to throw up literally so nauseating literally so nice i used to be like that breakfast used to make me so nauseous so nauseous i have to give like a gap between when i eat and wake up and it's very rare that i wake up and i'm like i'm famished i'm so starving and i really want to eat something but i remember my friends would be like let's go for breakfast i'd be like please

No, I'll eat something. Don't eat like a fool. Oh, sorry for cutting you off. But this is like the last couple meals I had. It's kind of nice. That's so annoying. Wait, this fucking hat. Oh, we have the hat. Oh, yeah. I want to do that. This is a world famous hat. Greatest investment y'all ever made. Yeah, I know. $800. Okay, it turns out it's right on the shelf right in your face. Oh, man.

Y'all can't tell how much hair is on this. Oh, yeah. It's the dustiest thing on the planet. It's covered in care. For some reason, when you and Drew it fits, and I think it's because of y'all's hair. Like, it looks like you would rock this. Don't mind me in my big hat.

You're so Harry Stonels right now with that fucking hat on. I'm so fucking misunderstood. Also, it's bent for some reason. Like, it's like a little mangled. You can fit things in there. Like, you can put your phone in there. Like, it's such a vibe. Make it get a trip hat. Drew discovers volume. Literally. Drew discovers empty space. So he's like, wait.

There's space. So I thought it was a... Also, my hair right now is crazy. So don't say anything. Screenshot that, y'all. I'm like... I feel like a beetle right now. Like one of the beetles. It doesn't look that bad.

- Wait, what was I gonna say? - No, this eats actually. - Okay, I'm gonna leave it on for the rest. - It's like bending my ear. - No, it hurts. - You know what's fucked up is we bought this at Dover. So that means somebody went in there and was like,

Well, a curator was like, bring that to the store. Yeah. And they had bigger ones. But OK, so I misspoke. I thought it was $800. But I'm thinking of the one we really wanted where we were like, we cannot spend that. It had holes in it. It had holes in it. And it was even bigger. But it was like hats on hats on hats. And me and Drew couldn't believe it. And I have a problem.

You need to meet Josiah because I think you would love Josiah. Oh, y'all would literally get along. That's fair. That's fair. That's the reality of it. We are always like, you will love Josiah. Josiah is the scariest person to be around. Because when Josiah meets people, he will just lie for the first hour because it's like his defense mechanism. Yeah. But if you can get through it. He's amazing.

He opens up. He's hilarious. If I could get past the ankle biter. Yeah, the ankle biter side of Josiah, he's amazing. But I have a problem where every time I see a designer good that's ridiculous to me, I'm like, I wish I could buy that for Josiah. Because I also know Josiah would actually wear it because Josiah owns like three shirts and one pair of pants. And if you give him any item, he will put it on and he will. Because that's all he got. Yeah. He's like, I have to stunt somehow. I have to make it happen. And he will.

is it distracting no I like really was not listening I was just like laughing like at my hat let me not forget my big hat but the one with holes in it we should have got we should find it and source it but that's literally like comb like they got our phone comb the fuck down comb the fuck down okay one last thing we need to go through your milk and honey

We don't have to. I brought something. I brought. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Should we redo it? No, no. Should we? It's natural. I brought a gift. I brought a gift. I brought a peace offering. I feel like this is a crazy web. Okay.

A relic. Oh, wow, y'all. What's crazy is it is so. There is folded over corners. You have pages. That shit is used. This. Oh, yeah. They're dog eared. And I think we should go through. I think. I think we should go through. Maybe you should do the honors. And you do it because I can't read. I'll read it. Yeah, Drew can't read. Oh, they're.

That's what I'm saying. Wait, let me show them. This is crazy. You're like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. This changed lives. Did you post any, like, because I have an old ID pic where, like, there's an open page. I'm sure I did. It's just, like, open. I'm sure I did. There was that other book. It was, like, by Anonymous. It was, like, Diary of an Oxygen Thea. Yeah. I had this and that sitting there with it open, and I was like, yeah, I read it.

Did y'all do a Wreck-It journal? Wreck-This journal? I loved that. And I never got one. I never got one. And I wanted one so fucking bad. I have real journals because I had real things. And my sister had one. And like, it was like...

-It was too girly for me. -What were you supposed to do? -You just beat the fuck out of that journal. You literally pour water on it and throw it out your window and that's the prompt. -It was just something to do. -When you're from a small town, you just need something to do. -It's performance art for children. -Literally. -Okay. -Oh God, I'm so scared. -This is something Conan has said, by the way. -"You were temptingly beautiful, but stung when I got close."

Let's see what else. Oh, this has too many words. Oh, yeah. You read that one. The next time... Me with this hat on reading this. The next time you have your coffee black, you'll taste the bitter state he left you in. It will make you weep, but you'll never stop drinking. You'd rather have the darkest parts of him than have nothing. Wow. Wow.

Honestly, like we need, okay, all the other ones have too many words for Drew to read out loud. Drew can't read out loud, by the way. I'm gonna do it. Give him a shot. Okay, wait, hold on. Let me read it first. How do you turn a forest fire like me so soft I turn into running water? Wait, I don't get that one. Did I read that right? I actually don't know. Is that your allegory?

How do you turn a forest fire like me so soft I turn into running water? That doesn't really... Like, is somebody putting the fire out? No, Ruby A, y'all. Wait. Ruby A. Also on the same page. You've touched me without even touching me.

Look, Rupi said it in the simplest way. And that's why this worked, okay? Some of them feel like she's walking down the street headed somewhere and she had an audio message open and started talking and then saw something and then turned back and was like, oh, that's the end. Then like ended. I know I should crumble for better reasons, but have you seen the boy he brings? Oh, wait, wait.

Sorry, let me start again. I know I should crumble for better reasons, but have you seen that boy? He brings the sun to its knees every night. She ate. She ate. I need to know who the fuck she was seeing to make her say all that crazy shit. Because she had to have been seeing the most like

I actually was probably the most mid person you can imagine because I feel like that's about how old was she when she wrote that well 30 under 30 she sold 12 million copies how fucking yeah she did milk I mean you got two purchasers in the building literally two out of three people bought that damn book like literally when she sold oh wow this is beautiful do you think she drew these as well I don't

I think so, because I feel like we, I mean, I've never seen her IG page, but we'd see a lot of drawings. Like, I feel like she'd be like, I just built. Why are you doubting her? I just, you know, the words themselves are so powerful. I don't think she has time for drawing. I get that. 1992 is when she was born. So I guess we can like assume. She was like,

-24? -Three bitches in a country. -So she's, "Hmm." -What year did the book come out? -I don't know. I was just assuming right before I bought it. -I'm going to assume 2015. -This says-- -Y'all, why are we dumb as fuck? -Oh, wait. I wrote Ruby Car. Ruby Car. -It was all a dream. We made this book up. People are going to be like, "2015, 2015." -Damn, I'm being smart. -Ruby Car, milk, and-- -Okay. She was 23. -Oh.

It makes a lot of sense. Yeah, that tracks. I don't think I... Pretty advanced for the time, too. When it came out, it was like... Oh, my God. It was a vibe. It changed the world and it did exactly what it needed to do. I mean, how many modern-day poets and songwriters exist because of this fucking book? Straight up. So many. It opened up the minds to so many people. They were like, wait, I'm allowed to feel openly. Mm-hmm. That would be... Thank you, Rupee. God bless you, Rupee.

I actually do think that was one of the first books I went out of my way to buy. So like, other than like, I read like Lemony Snicket and fucking Hunger Games. I loved Lemony Snicket. Did you guys read Warrior Cats? I read that Bible.

What the fuck are you talking about? I read the Bible. Please back me up. Did you? Maybe you should read it some more, bitch. The fuck? It's not working. The words aren't penetrating. It's bad. I can't read. I can't read and write. Penetrating. No, no, no. What did you? Pause. Hold on. Wait, what? What did you ask? Warrior Cats. Warrior Cats. What the fuck is Warrior Cats? Did you read Warrior Cats? What the fuck?

What is Warrior Cats? You're gonna have to explain that. This is mortifying. Yeah, wait, what is Warrior Cats? It's like this book series. There were like maybe like 50 books written by this group of women. Was it like childhood? And they were just like cats. Like you were P.O.V. You're a cat. And you would like... They're furries. And you would like... They would have battles. They would eat rats. They would like live in neighborhoods. Some of them are strays. Some lived inside houses. Oh, wow.

Wait, so it's like... Come on, this is what... Yeah, it was a society. I never cast. It was POV, you're a cat. I'm like, me being like, oh, as if I wasn't sitting in freshman year biology reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Yeah, that was a crazy vibe. Yeah, no, we didn't read that. Did you read City of Ember? No.

that was a classic wait what city of ember it's like basically the same city of ember yeah yeah yeah you need to like separate your words because that one and you need to stop yelling at me period city of ember was like a society that was like what are y'all laughing at we're looking at the the covers of the book number 77 oh my

Oh my god. 77 of them? Damn. It was a group of women. Bitch, they are building generational wealth. They are building generational wealth. That is so funny. Yeah, that never crossed my path. I was... I did not know that was just a me thing. Magical treehouse friends.

Wait, what? What? I think I mixed like four books. You did? I think I mixed like four books in a TV show. Wait, what? You didn't speak the words? No, I was, um, I wasn't like reading as much in high school as I maybe should have been, but middle school and freshman year, I was reading books. What are you laughing at? This goddamn video.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, that's you. It's me. I'm right here. You don't see me. Okay, so. It's in the silly, it's the silly hat. Okay, so. The hat is hiding my identity. There's one last thing that I wrote down that we needed to talk about.

But we went to New York for like for Marc Jacobs. We went to New York for Marc Jacobs like duh like sitting courtside at Marc Jacobs. Well, they sent me an outfit and they did not give me pants and they wanted me to wear this fucking fit. Mind you the video you're about to see has no correlation. I don't just watch.

no conan gray is tweaking conan gray lost this fucking thing i mean next time you don't want to do something you send drew around for you like we need my entire world tour but they wanted me to wear that shit without fucking pants and go around and mind you it was like 22 degrees in new york i literally my leg would have fucking fallen off it was crazy it's fucking crazy what

What's your hair routine? Oh, my God. When you got it, like, curly. Because, like, I feel like we have similar hair textures. Was yours less curly when you were younger? Yeah. Because mine was. And then it just turned curly one day. Interesting. I just wash it. You should try. No, absolutely not. He actually doesn't wash his hair that often. No, I just wash it. And then I use conditioner and curl cream. Oh, okay.

I use like way too many things in my hair and it probably isn't good for me, but I'm like, yes, yes, I know. I almost straightened it because I didn't want to be like a part of whatever. Oh,

- Oh wow. - That we all have going on, but I decided to open it up. - I was wondering why you looked horrible and ugly today. - No, my hat is bringing out all my beauty, honestly. This outfit is freaking me out. - All of the fucking mold and fuzz is so nasty, bro. - The thing is, who could we even, what famous person would we see wearing this and we would even give a pass? I don't even think you're the famous one. - No, I could think of some people. - You're eating in this hat.

I mean, we already saw Zendaya in big hats. Big hats Zendaya. She talked about it on like the 70 whatever. Like when they're looking at their looks, they had that fucking picture. They put that picture in that fucking video. And she stood by it. She was like, you know, I see a lot of memes about this hat, but this was a good one. I like this outfit. She ate in that big hat. I will never forget.

My favorite thing is her in that big ass hat. Like she's also such a petite person that like it is, it is so cute.

Grand. So grand. I don't think whoever, I don't know if her same stylist was styling her at that time, but I don't think they had any idea how big the hat would look on her. I think they saw it on someone else and they were like, yeah, that's a good size and then put it on her and it became bigger. Just because it's so grand. I love a big hat. I love a big hat. Okay. Should we do media? Yeah. What's your media? Did you bring it?

Did you bring other than... Well, this was part of my media. Let's see. I'm actually so curious to hear what you've been listening to. Yeah, I want to know what you've been listening to. Oh, it's pulling my hair. Wait, are we listing memes or are we listing music? Do music. And then if you have memes, that'll be a fucking vibe for Drew's Psy Up Corner. That'll be a fucking vibe. Okay, let's see. My choice is obviously...

Found heaven. Anyways. Found heaven. A musician that you and I love, Mrs. Prefab Sprout. But my personal favorite is going to be Bonnie. Bonnie? Is that from the album? But Bonnie don't live at home. Oh, yeah. Is that from the one with the album with Desire ads? With the motorcycle. Steve...

Yes, Desire has. Exactly. That is such a good fucking album. Such a good album. Also, for whatever reason, it reminds me of Korea. Don't know why, but there is some... Were you in Korea when you were listening? No, not even. Oh. But I discovered the album after I'd been to Korea and I was like...

Yeah, some of my favorite songs. I was like, oppa. I was like, bias. Bias. Bonnie is my bias. Bonnie is my bias for real. That's so funny because a lot of my favorite songs also remind me of Korea, but mine makes a little more sense because I was in Korea when I was listening to them. But one of them is I Just Wanna Talk To You. I feel like you'd really like that. I just wanna talk to you. I love you. By who?

Wait, wait, let me see, let me see. Charles Brown and Sleepy Creek. I feel like we have very similar music tastes. We were talking about that. I really feel like y'all do. Well, yeah. And you? Your vibe is lost. Yeah. I'm kind of like, I'm literally so over y'all. Like, it's so over to me. Drew hasn't been listening to music lately. It's really bad. And you know what, like, I have been listening to is Edward's Gorilla Tricks. What is that? Sponsored by Bape?

Yes, sponsored by babe. You just faded out of this realm. I've been listening to Lazer Tim 700, that, and let's see what else we got. Should we go into the archives? Oh, also a part of my media is I've been really obsessed with new pop.

-Oh, yes. -Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter is really good and I've been listening to it. I saw Problemista, that was really good. There was another movie I saw that was really bad, but I don't want to say it because God bless you. -Did you guys watch All of Us Strangers? -Not yet. -No. -Oh, you know what I'm going to watch this weekend? Challengers.

I'm excited. Speaking of Sandia Big Hat. I am so curious if I'm going to like that movie. I think it's going to be good. I like anything with Guadagnino Mix, though, to be honest. I want to watch it so bad, but for some reason, I've just had this bad problem where a lot of the movies I really wanted to see, I saw, and I was like, this is not good. And in my head, I built it up. But also, I don't watch trailers, which I think I'm realizing is maybe a problem because I'm like,

I build an idea of what the movie is going to be. And then I watch it. I'm like, this is not what I wanted it to be, which is like a you problem. Yeah, definitely a me problem because all the movies I've watched, I didn't watch a trailer. My friends are like, you're going to love this. And then I watched it and I was like, you don't know me and I'm scared of you.

You like change your perception of whether they actually cared about you as a person. I'm like, you don't know who I am deep down. But also I'm just like a bitter person. So maybe it is a meat problem. Also, Sonic Coaster Pop is cool. I need to add that in there. Or Roly Poly Rag Bear. Roly Poly? What? You are making names up. No. Oh, okay. I love them. It's like in the same genre of...

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. We have, I'll tell you about it. We have our gatekeep-y album. We like have two albums that we're going to gatekeep. And people hate me for it. They're like, she's such a bitch because she gatekeeps. But listen, it comes out a few years later, so you'll get it. Yeah. Sooner than later. But I'm still just listening to a bunch of Hall and Olds.

I like can't get over it. I can't get over Abandoned Luncheonette. That album is so good. And that's all I listen to. And I'm actually very scared because I've been listening to the same. Girl, let's talk about that fucking Beatles song you were listening to yesterday. Which one? I used to be a big Beatles hater. Like big Beatles hater. It's like Rocky Raccoon. But the beginning of it is like a little crazy. I can't. Oh, it's playing from my room. But the part you like is good.

Okay, he's being a hater. Y'all, this is a vibe. But okay, okay, I'll skip to the part. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Like, this part's good. See, you're singing along!

He made fun of me and fucking I was playing my music in the car and he was like What the fuck are you listening to? And we haven't like been together for three weeks so I guess it is kind of jarring for me to pull up and I'm just like But yeah, well Are you gonna give us some things, Drew? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a bunch Oh, do you have your meat? I have one Okay, you go first, you go first

Drew, Psyop, Corner. Oh. Hey. Hey. Drew and Conan, Psyop, Corner. Wait, can you sing it? Just like. No. Oh, wow. Wow. Let's see. Wow. Fuck. Oh, no. I'm D. Oh, these are classified pictures. Let's see. Okay.

Radiohead is literally just Coldplay for dudes that sit on their balls and the balls go into their butt and they have to go to the hospital to fart out their balls. It's so rude. That is so funny. That is so fucking good. Literally so good. Fart out their balls. Fart out to go to the hospital to fart out their balls. You going to the hospital for your eyeball but you actually were farting at your balls. But I had to fart out my eyeballs for real. Literally.

Okay. If you say my name or wait, if you say my Instagram name five times in the mirror, I'll show up and clap them cheeks at my funeral. I want someone to come up on stage and say, Oh wait, you have to read this one.

You giving it to me at my funeral I just want someone to come up on stage and say she had good pussy and then the crowd murmurs in agreement That's what got me too I have any good ones I'm still thinking about smoking fucking weed and listening to fucking music I still think about that all the time I have one You have to see the picture for this to make sense

It just says Ariana with clits in her hair. Typhos are going to get me every time. Every time.

Oh, actually, I had some bangers saved on my Finsta that were cracking me up. So I guess we're all just getting on our phones for a second. Yeah, I know. Literally, I'm scrolling on my phone. What's cool is I'm going to give this shirt back to Drew and he's not going to wash it and it probably stinks because I'm sweating. And I'm going to smell it in bed tonight because I like your pheromones. Oh, thank you. That's sweet. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. I just... Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

I like this one. Help. Okay, musty people always asking where my hug at. Over there by the deodorant. Okay. Dude, whoa. That was so bad. It was a screenshot someone sent me. Andrea. And she has a picture with us.

Oh. And we're in this era in the photo. So she's going to love this is what you're saying. Yeah. Okay. I feel like with the three we got, you know, sometimes you got to call it quits. We're not going to find any. And now I'm just looking through my fence and I'm really scared. I know. Literally.

Is that like your finster from like childhood? Yeah. Yeah. So twisted. I was intolerable. Oh my God. I used to use it like a personal blog and upload like multiple times a day. Yeah. To like my four friends who know everything that's going on in my life. So like, who cares? Exactly. It was just like the release we didn't get to get as like public figures where I couldn't get on my like main IG and be like, y'all, I'm so mad at so-and-so right now.

So I would have to go on my Finsta and say it as if everybody didn't know. Wait. Okay, the nipple epidemic on Finsta was insane. Oh, the nipple piercing epidemic. The nipple piercing epidemic. Did you never see that? Did that not hit your Finsta? All my homegirls got their nipple pierced and they could not stop posting about it on Finsta. It was crazy. And I saw everybody's tits. It was crazy. We need to bring that back. Yeah. Yeah, free the nipple. I've been saying that. We need to free the nipple like ASAP. I got a few friends who I think we did get that. That's a radical idea. Free the nipple. Right?

Radical idea. Free the nipple. What did I say yesterday? Free the nipple and what else in the car? It was funny. I don't remember, so I guess it wasn't that funny. Okay, well, we'll close the episode out with this one. Any woman that used Irish springs got a tough ass pussy.

All right. Well, thank you so much for being on. Yeah, thank you. I love 2016 with y'all. I know. It was a good, it was beautiful. It was good. Beautiful, beautiful. So we challenge you to keep this outfit on for the rest of the day and go out. Yeah, go have some fun. Go out. Let's go to Pink Wall.

What's crazy is we went to Pink Wall way too late. We were going way too often. We have residency. We were doing shows like three times a week. When they painted that shit in COVID, it freaked me out. It pissed me off. They added like a weird peeling thing. So now like in the corner, it's like peeling with stripes under it. And it was not giving. I think they were trying to allude that they were going to evolve the Pink Wall. And then they were like, I'm trying to lie.

realize realize realize period okay well that's it like i don't know listen to found heaven right now how about that go tell them yell at them hey guys yeah bye