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They stole all our shit from Drew! I haven't even seen Drew! They stole something from Drew! They stole it from Drew! Whoever stole our shit from Drew! I was gonna make fucking wigs out of it for cancer patients and they stole it from me! They fucking did!

Two years of growth. You like, thank God they stole it because you look so much better. I had to get that off my chest. I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm saying it's good they stole your hair because now you're sexy. So you let me be ugly for two years. Well, yeah, because now your hair looks healthy and you're mogging me. I'm mogging all over. Like the thing is, like...

Like, I always think Drew is hot, but there is something so nice. Because there was a time, remember when all the comments were like, Drew is so sexy, Drew is so sexy. I'm right fucking here. It made me feel like when I was with my sister at school again. But recently, I've been the sexy one. But now, like, I have to fight with you for comments. Okay, see, then you do something. Yeah, that part. Oh, well, y'all thought that it was just a little haircut. Y'all thought I chopped everything off, right? Go show them. Babe, babe, go show them. Yeah.

I need them to see like what I'm staring at. Like I can't believe this is what we do. Like my parents literally like risked their lives to come to this country and this is what I do with the life they gave me. Are you farting? You're a little farting girl. Drew, you look so good. You're my little angel baby. I love you, baby. That's how I'm gonna start talking to you. Oh.

This is kind of a vibe. I don't know if I ever want to sit on a chair ever again. Like, sitting on the floor is kind of fun. Our set is... In the fucking car. Yeah. No, it's literally trapped in the car as we transport it for something very extra special. Something super special. Coming very soon. But...

we were just too lazy to bring it up the stairs and we thought, "Oh, you know, it might be fun to just sit on the fucking floor of our nasty fucking kitchen." I barely vacuumed. I mean, if you can see in the corner behind Enya, there is rotten watermelon juice because Enya made watermelon juice. -Okay, it's not watermelon juice, it's a rotten creation smoothie before I realized that juices ferment and then I learned from TikTok that you're supposed to use a little needle to pop the air so it doesn't fucking explode all over you.

And one time I was like, I'm going to be good. I'm going to clean the fuck out of this fridge. And I found a juice in the back and I was like, oh, this is going to stink. Thank God I didn't put my face near. I had my face like this because I thought it was going to sneak. Oh, that literally would have given you brain eating a bee buzz. It looked like the episode or not episode. You know what it looked like? The scene with Johnny Depp in Nightmare on Elm Street. That's literally what that juice did to our fucking kitchen. Like it shot up at the ceiling and went down this way and fell there.

It literally coated our entire kitchen in rotten watermelon juice. Like it was fucking crazy. It was a bad vibe. But yeah, so there's that in the corner. It's a rotten pile that we missed that we just said, you know what? Keep it. But well, it's because it's like classic when you spill something. It's I'm getting the big portions out and whatever is left.

What doesn't kill me makes me fucking strong. Exactly. Like, I'm not picking on... Do you ever clean up broken glass and you get kind of lazy at the end? Like... Oh, and I just, like... I'm just like, if I step on that, like, it'll do good for me. I'm like, honestly, I'll learn a lesson later. Just for future Drew to figure out. No, like, when we were breaking that TV, there were shards of glass that broke all over the floor. No! What? No, no, no! About...

And I sat there and picked every single one of them up because I was like, Oh, what if it was like things? This is a toy and plays with it. But there were these like, microscopic, like tiny little shards of like plexiglass or some shit that like, I literally I'm not kidding. I just cleaned up with the bottom of my feet. I was just like, I'll just pick these up and like, rub them. Yeah, skin like fiberglass. Also, I feel like we need to

clarify that is not our fucking tv in that video josie got that tv from the career budget for like 40 bucks off of facebook market because i saw someone being like oh my god they really do just have money like that i want to clarify yes we are very privileged i live an awesome life we have had the same tv for six years i have been begging begging to buy a new one i don't believe in getting a new tv like all the tvs do the same shit like at a soundbar

so that the bass is crazy because I will say we destroyed the speakers on our TV. When we have friends over and we're trying to like set a vibe and put music on, the TV literally sounds like

It sounds like you're in a teenager's car, like in a teenager's Nissan when you put the volume too much on our TV. With the speakers vibrating the trunk. But yeah, I just want to clarify that. I just don't like... You can't... You kind of can't tell me on a new TV. I love new TVs. If I could, I would buy a new TV every single year because... I think it's a very man thing. It truly is. It's like... It's a very straight thing. They can... Of course, I'm straight, but like it's probably...

Yeah. This just goes to prove for all the deniers is like, I love TV. You have all the grinder allegations. I love TVs and basketball. I love the straight man lives on. Yeah, I love TVs and basketball. I will not touch football because quite honestly, that's the gayest sport there is. But we don't have to get into that. We've talked about that a hundred times. But it's also just crazy because it's like all sports are.

have danger to it, but, like, football and UFC wrestling and shit, I am so sorry. The way I felt after my concussion, like, for, like, five days after...

I swear to God, if they're getting a concussion at night, like, no wonder all of them, like, fucking killed their wives. I mean, I'm sorry, that's, like, really dark-sided to say, but, like, there's, like, I felt so crazy and out of it for, like, a week after that, and, like, literally, like, I had a constant headache. I just felt dazed and confused, and, like, I just felt off. Like, I felt like I was viewing life from, like, I felt dissociated, like I was viewing life or depersonalized, derealized. I was gonna say, what is the...

I mean, I doubt football creates a space where there is like a lot of conversation around mental health. But I wonder what the rates of like depression and suicide are in football players. It's sky high. Because I feel like aren't a lot of them also really addicted to gambling and all that other shit? And I feel like- They're all addicted to painkillers because the NFL like would supply all these players with painkillers. Like Tom Brady, I think, or no, Aaron Rodgers, like-

played the best games of his life high on fucking Percocet because he like broke his arm or some shit and they were like no we need you so they like put him back out there. Any parent can get up there and do that one two step with Percocet. But yeah the depression rates post like

their careers are really gnarly and all of them have like fucking dementia and cte and like what what drives me insane is i'm like there are so many like opportunities for these players to like not get cte like they invented this new thing with like a helmet cover and it looks fucking stupid but like it stops people from getting a concussion every goddamn game but they don't wear them because they look dumb and i'm like okay like you either look cool now football players

players already look fucking dumb like that shit in your mouth and the helmet combo is kind of crazy like you're already looking like you're doing something that god never intended for you to be doing so put the goddamn actually i would argue that football is exactly what god intended man to do like to beat each other up like because i mean we've been doing that shit for like

millennia, like, thousands and thousands of years. -Well, it's just like that thing-- -Like, Colosseums, we would just kill each other. That's f-cking crazy! We would kill each other for sport and now I lay in bed with the anxiety of a person being hunted, like, it's crazy, like, it's epigenetic, it's, like, in my DNA to be anxious. -Well, f-ck, wait, that reminds me of something I wrote down, oh, that, like, reminds me of earlier today, I was watching this

person review pens that they like and i was like oh stationary just does something to me and i'm like it literally feels like it feels like how my brain feels when i see green and it's like my body begging me to go back to the forest tradition that's how i feel about like analog stationary items i'm like like a good collection of like those stedler highlighters like oh like the past but then i um

I don't use that shit. I know I buy it and then it just sits on my desk very organized like. I will say the pens I own right now like I've had pens for the first time run out of ink in the past year which is crazy. It's like getting through to a chapstick. The Copic markers I bought

10 years ago are still still cool as fuck because I I don't know like for those that don't know I'm sure a lot of you do know Copics are like the holy grail of marker I'm pretty sure they'd be been dethroned recently by like oh who who or whatever because it's like it's literally just like a topic marker but like a fraction of the cost and we have them and like low-key like they are better than Copics but anyways that's the gag is Copic

was never that good. Copic was just like... It was Copic and then what was the clay? Because me and Drew both grew up watching like stationery and cremo. No, femo. Fimo. Oh, F-I-M-O? Yeah, femo. I thought you said cremo. But those Copic markers I bought literally a decade ago are still juicy as fuck because there is something in my brain that like literally will not let me use them because they cost so much. And that's like

That is like an actual problem in my day-to-day life. Like if I buy something expensive, I will literally just not open it for like a week at a time because I don't want to like fuck it up. Like it's crazy. I've gotten better about it recently though, but those Copic markers will literally stay juicy as fuck because I don't use them at all. Well, also like...

i i feel like we both do that and it's because our parents raised us correctly and they taught us to they made us buy our shit yeah they made us either like our thing you had to wait for it or it was like a luxury thing because i'm looking at these femo clays i to me a bitch who got on youtube and had femo clays of every color don't even pull with like the drawer with the drawers damn you

To me, that was... I didn't grow up watching the Kardashians and shit, but that is how I assume people felt about the Kardashians when they would watch and be like, damn, this is just wealth. That to me was wealth and that's why we need to go back. We need to go back. No more Stanley Cups and stuff for the kids. Also, didn't Stanley...

donate to 2025 project 2025. I'm not kidding. I think I saw actually, you know, I this could be like crazy misinformation, but I was scrolling on TikTok. I saw the I saw a TikTok live of a girl writing down all of the names that like donated to a project 2025. And they got to the S's and they wrote Stanley and I was like,

I mean, it makes sense because Stanley was originally like a working man's brand. Yeah, it was like a blue collar, like middle of America ass brand. I don't know. That could be misinformation. So throw your Stanleys away, you freak bitches. Actually, I don't give a fuck. Keep them and drink them. Like, I mean, we all have lead poisoning at this point. No, we're all bad. We're all cooked. It is done. And I've been thinking about that recently. And it's been pushing me to really new bounds of my brain's limits that...

I feel like this next year is my last year to live. Like I'm literally living like I'm being fucking like hunted. Like you said, like, but I'm not playing every day. I went from somebody and this is going to sound so ridiculous. I went from somebody who waking up at 11 for me. That's a good day. I'm like, I just, I just beat the clock. That's so cooked.

I woke up today at 8.20 and I was like, God damn it. I wasted two hours. God damn it. I wasted two hours where I could have been working because next year, like everything's going to end. Like that is, I've been waking up every day, not because I want to, but I have the anxiety of a woman who has like a red laser pointer in her, like peeking through her windows every night. Like, yeah, wait one second. I gotta grab some. Damn. Well, I can't shout out who did this. We'll put it on the screen. But someone on TikTok drew a million pictures of me.

It looks so awesome. I was saying to Drew, like, it is so crazy how many of y'all are so talented and this is what it gets put towards. But honestly, it's amazing and it's perfect. Oh, you're kicking the cloud box. Make sure the speaker is fine. Well, I'm a bit fearful that Thanksgiving tradition, we are going to lose it with our generation. Yeah.

like no we're not like our generation is not getting married we're not having kids we can't get houses like where's all the tradition we don't have tradition anymore we can't this is the tradition yeah this is it because i was genuinely thinking i was like fuck i don't go home for thanksgiving anymore it's because we gave girls too many rights period and and that's why and that's why i'm saying next year is going to be amazing and that's why i'm saying yeah yeah oh my god oh my god

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Anyways, I think Thanksgiving is going to fall off. So all this already had a major. It's flopping. It's actively flopping right now. And you know how I know why? Because crumble cookie. Oh, my God. Y'all, I have been craving crumble cookie for literally months now. Like, I've been wanting it so bad. And then every fucking week they release the nastiest goddamn cookies I've ever seen. And I'm like, I will not be spending my money on that. The holiday season brings out the nastiest shit. Rancid. For you motherfucking bakers.

rancid to like the tradition I do not need to be eating black food dye I'm sorry like stop putting it in the Halloween cookies like purple food dye tastes like fucking dick and balls like it's so gross like you know exactly what I'm talking about even like

like swear I want a fucking cranberry butter milk biscuit cookie like to me that actually sounds good as fuck that sounds disgusting but I am like so anti pie and fruits being mingled with my fucking sweets like I don't want it

Literally, it's like discharge fucking cake. I was going to say, that's how I know. To me, pie is discharge cake. It's literally just a little gushy, a little wet. That's how I know Thanksgiving is flopping because Crumble, I went to go get some and they only have fucking pies. Are you out of your goddamn mind? I don't trust Cumble to make pies. Your godforsaken mind. Cumble.

oh my god and one of them literally does look like a poopoo platter like it literally looks like a diarrhea shit what's the one pie like butter pecan pie oh that's you can't get me with that i just didn't grow up in a pie household like miami it wasn't like a pie place i never heard of no bitches were bringing pies out one my holiday one of my dad's best friends shout out ladelle she would make

Pecan pies from pecans because we lived in an area where pecan trees grew. So she would collect all of the pecans and then make a bunch of pies and give them out to all her friends and family. That shit. I actually need to hit her up because that was literally like my most favorite thing about this time of year. I mean, this time of year for me is like tamales. Like my aunt, aunt. I was going to say my tia, but that sounds so like...

Ashley Trevino of me to just like is that the pumpkin spice latte or that girl Ashley Trevino is this girl like it's gonna maybe gag a few people that I know who the fuck this is but I'm like she's oh yeah yeah yeah

Every time I say just a single Spanish word, that's what I feel like. Like me moving, I'm not Nozabo. And I'm never beating the Nozabo kid out of the game. You're not beating the Nozabo out of the game. But I... Oh, fuck. What was I going to say? What was I going to say? Fucking bitch. Damn it. About the pecan pies? No, it was about a TikTok. Oh, okay.

Y'all, there is the... I think the greatest video ever happened on the internet recently. Like, it's truly, like, I watch it over and over again. Like, y'all know that picture of Inya in the backseat of the car at, like, one of the videos we made on Joshia's channel when she's, like, she looks up. Y'all, I can even think about it and start crying laughing. That picture... I don't know how...

And I've tried to make that face for you a lot because you and Josie love that picture, but I can't do it. It was just like... It makes me cry laughing even thinking about it, let alone seeing it. If it just pops up on my feet, I cry laughing at that picture. It is one of the greatest photos of Inya of all time. That photo to you brings like the same amount of joy as like Wicked does to Trisha Paytas. Yeah, exactly. Like it's the equivalent for you. Exactly. Or El Faba, the British girl. But anyways... The way they feel about getting the role.

exactly but I oh my god y'all

- This video brings me the same amount of joy. It is this girl at like a traditional like Hawaiian luau, like cookout. - The white girl? - Yes, and she's like vibing, she's living life. She meant no harm by it. And like, I think that's why it's so funny to me is because it is so pure and it's just like purely just like, it's just funny. Like, it's just like, I don't know. Like it just freaks me out. We'll play it here.

But her fucking scream is like in her look around for like approval is like so good. And I don't know. I just like moments like that make me think everything's going to be okay. Like moments of like where we can all watch something and be like, oh, I don't. You shouldn't have done that. But it's like we can all laugh with it. I don't know. No, I know what you mean because it is just like something about...

Like she was feeling herself. Something about white women when they're experiencing culture. Fucking believe it, dude. Like it really is.

Like, just like asking, like, just like using the language. It's like the same thing as like a woman with a one year streak on Duolingo going to Mexico for the first time. Like, you're not going to meet someone happier than that woman in that moment. Like ordering for everybody at the table at the restaurant. It is so funny. I thought you were going to say the meme. The damn, I forgot. Oh, bitch. That's really good. None. Nope. None. Yeah.

Nope. An isosceles. Damn, I forgot. Let me... And it's really scary. And also, there's something about... Like, there's something unraveling with internet culture right now. Like...

It reminds me of when we were growing up in Vine. So like Vine, when it started was this platform and there were people who were our age right now. So there were people who were like 23 to 25 making content, like whether it was like a King Bach or like a Lele Pons who probably aren't that much older than us, but that's where they land in age range from my head. And they were making that kind of content that was popular with other adults. We are seeing that with AI, if that makes sense. Like AI...

a is used so much by older people to make dead serious things of like this is what the earth is going to look like in 20 years and all this shit but we're seeing the counterculture of that being like stand culture making funny memes with it and just abusing it in the dumbest ways and it makes me miss being a teenager a part of counterculture because oh no it's it's a it's a lovely thing to be a teenager right now yeah it is like it's

always so nice it's so fun for me personally to be a part of that as a teenager oh i sorry i forget you're 18 damn i forgot um that will insert that video to uh what inya was referencing literally fucking iconic like truly but it is really scary like what people could make but then i think about the shit we were photoshopping like

James Charles and Whiteface. We gave him a platform and a career, and I don't think I'll ever forgive myself for that. I don't think. I wonder if he hears that and he's like, damn, fuck them. Or if now he looks back at that and he's like, that's funny. There's some tea there. But the greatest. No, no, no. I will say, I hate to say it, but I love his car review series.

He like reviews cards. Well, that's like the straight man in you coming out. And he's good at it too. Like he's good at it, unfortunately. And I have to give flowers where flowers are due. I just don't really care about things like that. But I also like, what do I really watch on my phone? I can't tell you. Actually, I can tell you because the other day,

I had a phenomenon. Wait, before we move on, can I say this AI thing while we're on topic? Oh my God. Hold on to that and sit with that. What I was going to say regarding AI is I was on FaceTime with my parents and my mom was just showing my dad's Instagram feed and he was scrolling through it and like,

There was this girl on his feed that popped up like three times. And I was like, dad, who the fuck is that? And why are you watching that? And this was the video I saw. And I was like, dad, what is this? This is an entire account of a girl, AI girl with big knockers bouncing around. And like, it's all AI, not real. And it has...

8,000 followers and my dad fully thought it was real. So there are other people that think that's fucking real and it's probably an entire market. And what's that one girl that was with Epstein? Lil Mikaela. Lil Mikaela. Like she fell off after that photo with Epstein came out. Like, let's talk about that. Like Lil Mikaela with Epstein. Like, come on now. But she fell the fuck off after like AI came out. But.

uh yeah that literally just like because the novelty of little michaela got boring as fuck once everybody could 3d render like anything yeah i'm trying this side part vibe and i don't know if i like it y'all tell me what you think like you don't want their fucking opinions that's why i haven't asked a single fucking question about my haircut because i know i know what they're gonna say um but i would also hate

hate for my name to be nina right now nina just vote just vote literally just vote you know somebody who's named nina needs to run for like high school president or wherever the fuck it is like valedictorian valedictorian whatever the fuck it is we didn't do that at my school i don't think we did that at my school but maybe we did i just didn't know but we didn't do any kind of i ran for class president and didn't win and i made custom pencils that i gave out

That's kind. And I ran and I because you wanted it too bad. Exactly. Exactly. You have to be kind of nonchalant. Like I feel like only the kids who are kind of like, I want to be so bad. And then that was a very pivotal moment in my life where I fiended for attention more and wanted even more what I couldn't have. And now I'm

It created. You're an empty pit. You're a void. I'm a void of a person. But yeah. Your hole is kind of an empty void. Just like you put so many things. Yeah, you've put so many things in there. It's just not full. Yeah, I'm ran through. Yeah. Like literally the turds just slide out. I mean, they quite literally don't. Why do we got to talk about that? I guess you did like reverse from being celibate too long. That's probably why you're more constipated. I broke celibacy.

you're disgusting you like actually appall me fuck i don't know what we're gonna eat for thanksgiving by the time this shit comes out thanksgiving is gonna be done and like i really don't know what i'm gonna do i think i'm just gonna fucking like chew on my fingernails and get high i mean fingernails do taste good i will say fingernails and fingernail skin have been tasting like a lot better recently oh they've been too good because look at my nails yeah i've been like been macking i fully fully relapsed on the fingernail skin um

Nail biting is like one of the worst habits to start with. Like not drug addiction. I mean actually heroin. No, no, no. None of that. Like not drug addiction. The gateway drug being nail biting. Like it literally is just like nail biting is the worst. Especially just as anxious people. Like bitch, I would actually know. I guess there's quite literally worse. But we pick at our skin. That's what sucks. Is we're not... Bitch, because I'm not just biting the nails. My skin is getting bit up. I need my cuticles to look clean. I need my cuticles to look clean.

And now my new obsession is the nail clippers, which I actually think I said in an episode already. But I've been really obsessed with like cuticle cutters. And that was the worst thing ever because this is really gross to tell y'all. But my anxiety has been so peaking recently that I have this new obsession with using the cuticle cutters on my toes. And at least twice a month, I have an infected toe. Just vote. Just vote. Literally just vote.

No, I said, I don't think you heard me, but nail biting is the first gateway drug. They want to say, oh, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed, weed's the drug. I love he is. Nail biting is the first gateway drug. Because then you get to vaping. Or a pacifier, maybe. Yeah, they train us. Your mother's nipple. That's why...

um i cannot believe that y'all let this is very like natural like the reason i gravitate towards this is there's something like the divine feminine lives here yeah no literally my babe the divine feminine lives on the way i cannot believe that y'all let me breastfeed until i was 24 and didn't say a fucking word to me

Like coming out of it, I was like really sad that I like didn't have my mother's nipple to latch on to and anxious moments. Looking back, I was 24. Most kids stop when they're like 12 months old, 14 months old. I'm confused. I thought you were 17. Just cut. Just cut. Just vote. Just vote. Just fucking vote. Literally just vote. Fuck, I was going to say something I forgot. Oh, I didn't even tell them because...

People think we lied about your concussion. I was going to say, yeah, I didn't even tell him about my concussion, but I literally got a concussion in the UK because I was...

I was like trying to FaceTime Luna and like Luna like asked for me to... You were having a fucking conniption fitness. Yeah. That's why we can't have kids. I knew exactly where your brain was going. Yeah, I was like freaking the fuck out because my phone wasn't connecting because it was connected to the car that we were driving and like you couldn't see me and she couldn't see me and she was asking for me and I was like, oh my God, she's like not going to think to ask for me again because I'm not showing up there for her when she needs me most when she's asking for me. So I was freaking the fuck out and then like I did it like...

Called her back like three more times and it still wasn't connecting and I was outside of the car So I was freaking the fuck out and having a meltdown And then I was just like walking through the threshold of our fucking wizard's thatch nasty fucking gross ass house And the door frames are literally like fucking two feet tall and you have to duck under every single door frame well, I just didn't duck down far enough and I was like I was basically running at that point and I ran straight into the door frame fucking

rigamortis immediately like shaking and dropped everything out of my hand phone included and was like i just was stunned like i literally i know it was like i feel like i'm a good gauge for if there's danger and in that moment i genuinely started freaking out too because he was holding his head and there was we don't know if he hit his head on the wooden post of the door frame or

or I think you hit your head. There's a huge lamp there. That's what I thought you hit your head on because there's this like sharp metal lamp right there. I thought you hit your head on that and you were holding it and you were like muttering and not getting words out. And I was like, oh my fucking God, he just split his head open. And I started freaking out and I was like trying to navigate going outside. And then I heard like Luna and Steven on the phone. So I picked up the phone. I was like, hi.

And I'm like trying to just be normal because I don't want Luna to associate Drew's phone calls with like fear because Drew was like screaming and me and him were freaking out. And when I picked up the phone, she did look a little starter. So I was like, hi, Luna. Luna doesn't give a fuck about me. She don't play about any of it. She does not fucking care.

Yeah, where's Du? Where's Du? I will say our hair being similar was, I think, working on her. Oh, I didn't tell you. I called her after I got my haircut and she was terrified of me. Oh, really? She was horrified. But she like warmed up after a second, but she did not care. I was going to say, because I feel like when my hair is like curly and parted in the middle and I get on the phone with Luna, that's when she's the nicest to me. If my hair is like pulled back or straight, Luna sees me and she's like, hmm, hmm, what was that? Hmm.

But yeah, I thought Drew was going to die. I literally gave myself a concussion by walking into a doorframe. Really embarrassing. And at first when you were saying concussion, because I grew up in such a lax household about health.

I was like, okay, a concussion, like a concussion has never sounded like shit to me. I'm like, what? You hurt your head. Boo fucking who? And then I was looking into it because you were like really dizzy and I was looking into it on my phone and I was like, oh my God, a concussion can fucking kill somebody. And then I got really scared to leave Drew alone and me and Josiah refused to leave Drew alone for the next like 12 hours. And I went to sleep. I went to sleep and I could have died in my sleep. And who knows? Quantum immortality. I could have died in my sleep. You probably did. It's your new life. Do you like your new life?

Yeah, honestly, I feel a lot more at peace. The other Enya was a fucking bitch, bro. She was so annoying. But this Enya is like cunt. I mean, I guess I could still take the compliment part of that. Yeah, I mean, you're just like so like, ugh. Like usually, yeah. Ugh. Ugh.

You know what I've been realizing is as we've grown older, I really have just shut the fuck up for the most part. That is not true at all. Well, not with you, but I mean in like social environment. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when we're out at like a work event or something, I'm just like... Right, right. I mean, you literally were laughing at that interpretive dancer. Guys, okay, we need to talk about this. We really, really need to address it.

because I was like y'all are pushing it but this whole idea that I won't meet beat the mean girl allegations look around the room a lot of people fucking like me ho I'm not actually mean you might find I'm a fucking pushover and people pleaser and I'm too nice and this whole front I put on for y'all is actually a defense mechanism because I'm tired of never being taken seriously so when I get on camera in front of other people I

act a certain way but really i'm a fucking pushover and most people might find that they could slap me across the face 18 times and if they said sorry and they started crying i would feel bad and i would erase the pain and i would be nice to them but the fucking this interpretive dancer like she killed it let me get that out she was good as fuck great it was it was the setup for how it happened and

that was really just bizarre and jarring so we were all sitting minding our fucking business having a dinner like chatting up like whatever whatever whatever and it was a vibe there was no announcement no announcement then out of the fucking blue shawday starts playing in the fucking corners of the room loud as fuck like it goes from a normal volume of i keep saying volume like volume different because all i could think about is josiah making fun of how i value him um

But the volume was very normal speaking level. We were all speaking over it. I can't remember a single goddamn fucking song that played before that moment.

and like so it blasts over the speakers and we're like there is a woman in Somalia and it was just like it was like oh okay like switch up on the vibe cool and then like out of the corner of my eyes I see this girl in the middle of the room just like what I thought taking like cunty ass yeah I thought she was getting her IG pics I was like per she's working tear down mind you no one has made an announcement my dumb

is stuck in a conversation, not stuck in a conversation. I was finally like, it was a work event dinner. So when you're sat at these dinners, you're usually sat around a few strangers and you have to get good at socializing and just talking to new people.

I'm not very good at that. It takes me a minute to ease into it. And I was finally easing into it. And I was talking to somebody, getting to know them. We're talking about like LA and Spain and like Miami. And we're just talking about, we're deep in conversation. At one point, me and him are the only ones still talking. Do you remember that? Cause like Alex had to be like, something's happening. Like to like get everybody to stop talking. So I'm yelling, screaming. This girl's back here and it looks like she's just getting her photos taken. So I'm like, damn, she's getting her fucking pictures. Um,

Y'all, we literally got flash mobbed with an interpretive solo dance. And like, I'm sorry, like...

That is just inherently funny. Like she, she, again, she was so fluid. Her movements were amazing. She like bodied that song. You couldn't pay me to learn how to do that because that's something you have to be born to do where you just like don't do it. Yeah. But it was just like, it went dead silent. Also, she's in this like gorgeous dress and in any other situation, like if I saw this for a music video, I'd be like, damn, this girl's so good. Like, this is amazing. There's just something you can't put me. It's like one.

one time we went to our friend's concert and there was an opera singer for the first 10 minutes.

the first 10 minutes i like me and drew could not stop laughing and then and then we got into it and it turned into the most natural i've ever been there's a sincerity epidemic and like i don't know why people being serious makes me laugh but like it's it's it really is just a it's a defense mechanism like you were saying earlier like it really was like there was nothing funny about it but it

It was just funny. Also, the guy right in front of us who I was talking to before had... He did have his phone in point five. And when she came sliding towards us, I was looking at his phone in that second. So I just see, like...

The like- The doorknob in substance is what happened. Yeah, it's literally like her coming close to the camera and sliding towards this camera. And it just made me laugh. And I am so sorry. I had a feeling that was my biggest fear. The second all that stopped, I was like, oh my God. At one point during that, I laughed and there were people across filming and I knew, I just knew someone got on camera. I was like, without context, this is going to seem like I'm just being a fucking cunt, but I am sorry. Y'all listen to the podcast. You know I am the least serious person.

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I don't know, like... Maybe I am just a bitch because I'm the same person who I can't go to haunted horror nights because the, like, theater kids are acting their ass off and they're, like, in the world. Yeah!

Like, I'll never forget. We were at one of those Halloween haunted house, like, places where there's a bunch of Halloween haunted houses. Why do I keep saying that? But there was one. Yeah, scare actors. And there was one behind a fence inside of a building, like, climbing up on it.

And that it was like the least scary thing I've ever seen in my life. But I screamed in fear for her because I wanted her to feel good and like she was doing a good job. You have to remember, I am not somebody who I live like I don't live a peaceful life. My life is overanalyzing everything. And I'm sitting in this restaurant. I'm like this fucking overly upper echelon thing, which I'm so grateful to be a part of. But I can't help but look around and be like, oh, my God.

this life is so funny. Like this is what opulence is. Like we always come back to this. We always come back to the same thing. And like the fact that opulence is having just like a single human come in and like dance for us, like it feels so barbaric, but like it's a gorgeous thing. But it's also the same thing. Like when we saw the synchronized swimmers in person,

That pushed me to a place that I never needed to be. There's just certain things that like my brain shouldn't see. There's certain things humans do that like. They're just funny. It's just, it's.

It's not funny. Like, this is the tea. It's like them doing it is like not... It's not funny. But it's just the fact that like we're observing them doing it that's funny. Like, that's what's funny to me is I'm just like this regular fucking guy watching people swim in water or like watching someone climb on a fucking fence in a scare house. Also, to be...

clear I literally grew up wanting to be a dancer so you're talking to the main person who I one thing I will always respect is a fucking dancer because bad dance is bad but good dance like she was such a good dancer I don't know how the fuck she had the stamina to do all that because I would have fainted on the floor and everybody would have had to call the fucking ambulance we really would have at one point she genuinely she literally was doing a handstand and was like twisting her legs for her dress to flow and that had me memorized I was like oh my god she has the

She has crazy upper body strength. She could like walk around this room and knock all of us out in one swift punch. But just the sliding, the sliding, I think it's really cool. It was the spins, but anyways. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We'll move on, we'll move on.

Okay, I have a note that says, I don't know what this is referencing, but receipts have been pissing me off lately. Actually, no, I do know what it's, I know what it's referencing, bitch. Fuck receipts. Actually, literally fuck receipts. If you give me a receipt, I'm gonna freak out. Stop asking me, I know it's your job, but stop asking me if I want a receipt. No, I don't want that fucking receipt. Like, I literally don't. And then it's like, oh, well, like you need them for taxes. Literally, no, I don't.

Like literally no. These are just such an outdated idea to me at this point for the most part. Like I understand receipts in terms of like return and to keep track of what you've spent. But because so many things are like linked to accounts and emails, just I always have my email linked to every store, whether it's like a Sephora, a fucking Whole Foods. Like trust me, I will be knowing what I got.

got I have one bank account and I can go in and just keep tracking my spending in there like I really I do not need this fucking piece of paper covered in BPA hormones like I don't believe in the I don't believe in the the harassment against receipt inks I think it's pushing it we have much greater things to deal with

leave the ink on receipts alone no that's like the bottom tier of what we gotta get okay yeah it's the bottom tier but it's still like a thing that i think about when i'm touching receipts i'm like i don't want this like why why is this in my hand and then i think about the service workers that have to handle receipts all fucking day long and i just feel bad i feel truly bad for them because it's like

They have to touch this vile toxic piece of fucking paper. But anyways, receipts, they're over. Well, imagine me, I have to touch this mic all the time. Yeah, and it smells like your fucking vagina. I don't know why I said that. I really, I don't know why I said that and I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry. Imagine those comments actually made me hella insecure about my uchi smell. I'm not kidding. The smell of my vagina does not cross my mind once, like...

Oh, baby, it crosses mine at least six times a day. When you're laying in my bed, like... Especially with the heated blanket on. It's like when you sit like nuggets under a hot lamp at a fast food restaurant. Yeah, it's like cooking tuna under the bed. It's like salmon, raw salmon being fried in the air fryer. Oh, my God. It's like...

Cooking fish in a microwave actually should be considered a war crime. And I'm not kidding. Like it really should be fish in your house period. Remember when I was cooking salmon all the time, I had the house stinking. The house was like humid with the scent. Like it was really an ocean breeze. It was really not okay. It was, it was not fucking okay. Well, there's one last thing that I need to get off my chest.

before we go um and i have had a pet spider in the corner of my kitchen of our kitchen for about six months now seven months now and he just lives in the open air i let him do his thing i let him make his webs which you might be like drew that's fucking crazy like why would you do that well i

I was going to go and kill him one day or like take down his web. And then I looked closer and I saw about 50 fruit flies in his web. And then I thought to a moment about four months prior where I was like, oh my God, it's fruit fly season. And I literally haven't seen a single fruit fly in our house. Yeah. This spider single-handedly eradicated the entire fruit fly population in our kitchen all on his own. So I was like, you know what? Like,

He's actually doing us a service. Like, I don't have to worry about these goddamn flies flying in my fucking nose. And the spider gets to eat and he's minding his own business. He's not poisonous. Like, he's not going to bite me. He's just he literally stays in that corner. Only society could take notes. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. He just stays in that corner, collects his bugs and just minds his own fucking business. And like.

I mind my own business. And it was like, it was a very, very symbiotic relationship. Like I literally did not give a fuck at all. Well, I started to grow like a love for him. Like I really started to care for him. And like there, it was points where I was spraying water onto his thing. Cause I was like, how is he drinking water? Where is he getting water from? Like do spiders drink water? I was doing a bunch of research. So I put water droplets on his webs and like y'all, his web grew huge. And like, I was actually proud of him. And I will say, yeah,

I let Drew have that, but it made the corner of our kitchen look fucking batshit crazy. Every time I would clean, I would sit in this kitchen for like two hours working my ass off cleaning, look around and I'm like, oh my God, it's spotless in here. But then there's the biggest cobweb you've ever seen in your goddamn life in the corner because it wasn't making country ass Pinterest like

inspo for the season webs. It was making nasty fucking dusty webs. Yeah, his webs were busted. Like, yeah, it was soggy bottom webs. Like, it was not giving cute. But I understood what it meant for Drew. So I let him live. So he was just chilling in there for months and months and months and months and months. And then, like, we're supposed to do this, like, photo shoot in our house this week. And so I was like, oh, we should get, like, a professional cleaner to come in and clean the house. And just, like, so it looks nice and so...

It's not fucking scary and dusty and nasty. So before the cleaner came, I was like, oh, I need to put a note by the spider saying don't kill him because I really did not want them to kill him. Y'all...

They fucking decimated his ass. Decimated him. Like not a trace left. He's not there anymore. Like literally they got his ass. This all could have been a dream. He never exists. Like, and then they like moved a bunch of shit into the corner. So he couldn't remake his web. If he is alive, like,

They fucked his ass up in a crazy way. And I'm not going to lie. I actually cried. I literally shed a tear. Josiah watched me cry over my goddamn pet spider because like we did grow like a relationship. Like we,

I gave him meals. I gave him water. He was like a cat to me. Like, I took care of him. Like, he was like my Azul. And it's the exact same as if Azul died. Like, my spider died. You need a fucking animal or something in your life, bro. Yeah. I really do. But it was... Yeah, right. Right. It was a very dark time in my life, especially while being concussed. Like... It's just too much to handle. Yeah. Well...

I slept for 24 hours straight. Oh, yeah. I don't know what happened. Saturday, she slept. Saturday. Saturday, Sunday. What are Saturdays for? Saturday. Saturday, Sunday. What's his name? I don't know. Yo, Drew, what are Saturdays for? Saturday. No, Saturdays are for the... Saturday, Sunday. No, Saturdays, we're gonna... Saturday. Saturday.

Yeah, I don't know why I slept 24 hours. But on Friday night, technically Saturday morning at around 2.30 a.m., I went to bed. And we were really jet lagged and we had a busy week. That's why we didn't have an episode last week. And...

And I was so fucking tired because we had like such long stupid ass like talking days. Like we just had to talk a bunch. So I was just so tired. I stayed up late so we could hang out with Josie before we leave for like work and stuff. And I go to sleep. I woke up at 11 and I felt like shit about waking up at 11 on a Saturday, even though my plan was to spend the whole weekend just like lounging around and chilling. Um.

I woke up at 11. I took my medication and I sat back in bed. I knocked the fuck out, woke up to Drew's haircut around like 4 p.m., said a few words to him about that, knocked back out immediately. I had full intentions on staying up. I just knocked back out. And then I thought we had a dinner later that night. So I ran to Inya's room and was like, bro, it is 7. You got to wake up for dinner. And she woke up for about...

10 minutes. Yeah. And also mind you, I was like, I think I just got kind of sick. Like I fully broke fever because when I woke up originally at 11, I had a crazy migraine. I felt nauseous. I had like sweat through all my pajamas and all my layers, but I was still really cold. It was so weird. And then drew tried to wake me up again. And he was like, I figured out that the dinner wasn't that night. And he was like, dude, you need to eat something. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to order something. Like I'm going to order soup.

I got on my phone. I don't remember knocking out. I just knocked back out. And then I woke up again at 11 50 PM. And I was like, holy shit, what is happening? But I couldn't stay up because it was already late. And you were already asleep. Cause I went to the bathroom. I didn't hear anything. And I was like, fuck, I guess I gotta just go back to bed because it's not like there's anything open. I don't have any food in the fridge. I'm just going to go back to bed. I went back to bed and I woke up at 4 AM and I was like, fuck.

Fuck, I need to at least sleep for two more hours. Slept for two more hours and woke up and just started my day at 6 a.m. And I was just like, I've never done that. I've literally never done that. I mean, you were sick. Yeah, I fully broke fever and I was sweating and it felt nice. It kind of felt like, again, it was just going back to tradition. It felt like being like a 14 year old who was going to die of the plague. And there was something about that that my life.

really yearned for and it felt really good. I kind of love being sick. I'm not going to lie. I love like having a cold. Like actually, no, I fucking hate colds because I have like fucked up sinuses. So I'm clogged up for like three months after I get a cold. But like having like the flu or something is kind of like a vibe. Like, I don't know. There's something to it. Just like...

I think it really just goes back to me wanting to be taken care of I was gonna say because the idea of it sounds good to be taken care of but I grew up in a family that didn't take being sick serious so I don't know what that feeling is like um and now I can't take care of people who are sick because I have I just have where I don't take it serious from them and then I don't take it serious from myself I just have preconceived notions of like what it means to be taken care of like from like movies yeah I know I'm like I want somebody to come and put a wet rag on my head and tuck

- Like if I was sick and no one else in my family was sick,

I would be eating spaghetti for dinner with everybody else. I wouldn't get a special little meal. Yeah, no. No, they would be like, you're either eating spaghetti or you're not eating. Yeah, they'd be like, come sit up at the table. And then projectile vomiting red spaghetti all over the counter has literally since that moment, I have not eaten spaghetti. I love a good spaghetti though. Well, no infantilization with this comment, but my dream is to get given a bath.

But like, you know what really triggered that like want for it was in pen 15. Let me give you a bath. Let me give you a bath. I'll give you a bath. Come on. I'll like rub everywhere, everywhere. And I can give you a bath. Stop fucking touching me.

Maybe that's why I like taking baths with my like girlfriends who I love because it feels like being like sisters. Like to me, like taking a bath with a sibling is like so cute. But what triggered that thought for me was in Pen15 when Maya's mom gives her a bath in that really nice bathroom. I love that bathroom in the movie, in the show. Um,

It's like a Japanese style bathroom, which is my dream bathroom. And she gives her a bath and it's such a cute moment. And her and her mom are taking a bath. And I really want that because I wish I had a mom. Okay, well, happy Thanksgiving, guys. I hope you had a good Thanksgiving. I hope you ate lots of food. What is it going to take for me to do something? Like I...

I will literally for weeks be like, oh yeah, I think I'm gonna go do this or I'm gonna do that or I'm gonna start this painting or I'm gonna finish this painting. I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and do it and I'm just gonna fucking do it and get it done.

Y'all, I have been talking about this goddamn painting and every single night before I go to bed, I'm like, oh, I have some time tomorrow. I'm going to go. I'm going to wake up and I'm going to go start painting. Bitch, it has been three weeks to it's almost been two months. It's almost been two whole months.

Since I've picked up that fucking paintbrush to paint and every single night before I go to bed, I'm like, I'm going to paint tomorrow. There's something seriously, seriously, seriously wrong with me and I cannot do anything and it pisses me the fuck off. And if you have any goddamn fucking advice for me other than Adderall, because I was on Adderall in high school for my ADD and

And it made me wallpaper and I wanted to kill myself and I wanted to jump out of the window in my bedroom. I don't know how y'all bitches do it. It really, really, really turns off my brain in a way that's like not fun. No, Adderall is the devil. Adderall will make me, if I'm driving my car when I'm coming down from Adderall, it will make me decide whether or not I'm going to crash into a pool and end my life. Yeah, it's... And it's like really hard not to. Yeah. All right. Well, Drew, sigh up.

You telling me a crab gooned this rag? Crab rangoon? Hashtag the underscore do.

salami meat tastes like nickels and quarters yeah it does i can and sometimes i feel like i'm eating like a rubber bone yeah i really don't like i like salami meat but the taste it leaves in my mouth makes me feel like i just went outside and fucking bit a cat yeah did a cat tendon yeah like i did the leg the achilles tendon of a cat exactly where i think you're biting the cat don't make me bite the cat don't make me drink alone don't make me drink alone

Oh, shit. Where are all my sops? There was one that... Oh, here we go. This is a tweet from Christopher at Molo... Moloch Official. It's increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an enviro... It's increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem. She'd have already extracted... Or she'd have...

No, I got it. I got it. I got it. I can do it. I can do it. Try again. It's increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem. She'd have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk to a girl in a three-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance. Yeah.

Oh my fucking God. It is the realest tweet ever though. It is extremely, extremely, extremely real. And Ellen DeGeneres, you must die. Oh my God. She must die. Well, when Drew doesn't speak at my funeral, it is not because he is a psychopath. It is because he cannot be trusted to go up to a microphone with any written word to speak. Yeah. It'll either have to come from my heart or not happen at all. And like...

Babe, nothing of significance comes from my heart. We are living in a sincerity epidemic and I fear I am at the forefront of that issue. And I don't think I've been authentic or real with myself or y'all once in the last four years, let alone my entire life. I don't know if I am a real person. I think I am a character and I think I'm lost in myself.

And I can't escape. But when I tried to, my brain developed inside of this character. So I don't know if I am myself or if I am a character. I know you. Artsy girl pussy will have you watching A24 films and reading. So it'll have you to the bare minimum. Yeah. Am I schizophrenic or is everyone kind of an op? Kind of an op.

Congrats. This time next year, you'll be paying 10 cents less for milk. Also, your girlfriend is dead from sepsis and you've been drafted. I think I've read this one before, but I have to do it again. I just called the Chinese place and said, I need 25,000 wings. They said 10 minutes. That's good. And then it's this emoji. My curse of the week is...

Honestly, like I haven't had a volatile week. Like there's no one to curse. Yeah, you've been pretty chill. Yeah, there's no one. You guys are lucky this time. There's no one to curse. I can't think of anybody to curse. Yeah, I have a curse this week. No, there's got to be someone out there that needs to be cursed. Like pop culturally. Like, I mean, we've been pretty chill. Like as a society, like recently. Wicked has definitely tamed the mind. Yeah. I want to see that goddamn movie so bad. I know.

Oh, media. Popular. I honestly don't have media. You're gonna be popular. You're gonna ride brightest horse in your simple sugar. Hey, love by the telphonics. Give me just a little more time, chairman of the board. That's it. Oh, baby, baby. I'm gonna say Frosty Bjork, Till I Die, The Beach Boys, and...

Requiem for a Father the Dirty column. Oh, 30,100 million by Soulja Boy and Little B. Ho-Cakes MF Doom. Yeah. All right. What should I say? Did I watch any movies? I know I watched like eight movies on the airplane. I watched The Notebook finally. Wow.

Really? Wow. I thought y'all bitches were joking and exaggerating, but I fear I cried and I shed a few tears. Yeah, I need to watch that movie. I haven't seen it since I was like 12. But then I immediately forgot about it because something even more sad happened to me and you deleted every picture I've ever taken off. He got it back. He got it back. I deleted every picture. It was $90 to get it back. It was $90. Yeah, because I had to download the software and they wouldn't let me do it for free.

pop but i could have gone to sammy's camera but i didn't find out until after i got them back but fun fact if you delete all the camera photos off your sd card on accident don't format it do not take any more pictures take it immediately out of your camera and set it on the desk don't rewrite any data on it then take that sd card and

Then take that SD card to your local camera shop or call them before and say, I need all the pictures put back on my SD card. Or you can go online and find a software that will do it for you. But you have to pay 80 bucks. But it worked. Some of the pictures are glitched and like lime green. But like for the most part, my favorite pictures were untouched. Untouched XO. Let me polish your pearls.

What the hell? I saw the TV glow. That was a good one. I saw Girlfriends. It was really good, but it was kind of slow, but it was good. It was good nonetheless. I saw this thing called gay porn. What is that? It's like when a man and another man do sex. Is that real? Yeah. No, that has to be AI. Bitches need to stop saying small world and just say, I fucked him too. All right. Bye.

*Screams*