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What's up, my Gilded Age gigglers? We read now. We read, like, when was the Gilded Age? Too much. Too many questions. Yeah, what the hell? It's a Monday. That was crazy. I thought you were talking about the TV show. I kind of was, but I was trying to reference our book that the girls are reading like it's... The only other activity. The girls are reading like the internet is out.
the girls by the way have been tagging us it's so funny who's page and hannah coded like the page coded no hannah it's hilarious the page coded book tags there's flowers in the background it's aesthetic there's a candle lit like there's a nail is in it yeah like the hannah's are like here's my dog
and my cup of coffee and i got the book guys and the dog is eating the book yeah this is so hannah and also the hannah coded ones they go crazy with the fonts on insta stories they're wild with the fonts the page fonts are the little cute tiny adorable one girl was like bedazzling her book and i was just like oh it's stunning you guys the response from the book has been fucking insane
If you haven't got it, I was just saying it's number five in Amazon in all books, which is crazy because Amazon invented books. No. They thought books originated in the Gilded Age from Amazon.com. I feel like the kids don't know that enough. Like, I don't think there's enough Gen Z that know that Amazon started as like, that's where you got your textbooks. Jeff Bezos was a librarian. No, it's crazy. Now he looks like Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel if he got put in the microwave. I'm allowed to shit on Jeff Bezos.
I feel like, yeah, why can't you? I'm allowed to shit on all the billionaires that are trying to like look like Justin Bieber now. I mean, pre not Justin Bieber now, but like Mark Zuckerberg, who looks like he's dropping an album. You know why we need to become billionaires? Why? I mean, a plethora of reasons. You have to sell a couple more books. A plethora of reasons. But I think that we would be like the world's first billionaires that like,
Well, no, I feel like Melinda Gates does like a lot of really good stuff. But like, I feel like we would be the first billionaires to just be like improving our sleep situation. You know, like, you know, like we're spending money where like, where like it really counts to us. Let's just say when we got our mattress firm deal, we went off. Okay.
I've never been inside of a mattress firm more than when they were like, let's work together. I was like, let's post up. I went like four times to try out beds because I literally couldn't make my mind up. And then I got one and I slept on it for like four nights and I was like, switch it out. And like, I mean, I worked with them, you know, like we were texting. No, your mattress, like people who sleep well don't murder people. You know, the Legally Blonde quote.
And not to sound like a lady of the night, but like I've gotten so many compliments on my matron. You know, it's just like.
I'm like, I think it's the whole when someone says that to me, I'm like, I'm going to be honest. Thank you for that compliment. I love that. But I think it's the whole ambiance and you're actually selling it short. My room is calm. Like it is very important to me that my bedroom has nothing to do with my outside life. So like I will not allow out chaos and energy to get into my bedroom.
that I bring into my bedroom.
I almost need to like hypnotize myself when I walk into my room to be like this. You don't talk enough about how like you realize you're the one that brought bad energy to your own function. You're sitting there alone and you were like, what's with the negative energy? And it's just me and Daphne. And I'm like, do you feel that? Wait, one thing I learned this week about Daphne is I truly did birth this person.
freaking cat because when we're laying on the couch together she's like fine like she's on the ground sometimes sometimes she's on the couch but she's not ever snuggling with me on the couch like it's our own separate time yeah recently when we've been getting in the bed she's been getting like jacked up like i've been getting in bed earlier this past week because we had to get up so so much earlier mm-hmm
And every time I got in at like eight o'clock, she's snuggling. Like she's on my head, she's on my chest. She's like, this is so fun. And I'm just like, the fact that I realized this week that you love the bed.
Well, the funniest thing was we had to wake up at like 7 a.m. for something. And you said Daphne literally looked at you and was like, no, no, I'm not moving. I turned the lights on and it was as if I had like stolen her kittens because she gave me she opened one eye, looked at me and was like, are you fucking serious? Like, turn the light off. Like, I knew that's what she was saying to me. Like, turn the light off, you idiot. I was really busy last night running around and air puking and I need my full sleep.
um but oh the all the gigglers posting their pets in the background with their book is literally giving me life and i'm judging everyone's nails in a good way because you know i'm like obsessed with people's nails i'm like cute love and then people's rugs some girls out here have a cute ass rugs well because they're doing like their rug with their little coffee table i'm obsessed now well you can thank the pages thank you to the pages
Okay, for keeping your story viewing aesthetic. Well, I think it's a tough job. What we did accidentally with the book is that it's a coffee table book that is funny. What other coffee table books make you laugh? Most of them give me FOMO. I'm like, I wish I was on the Amalfi Coast right now. Yeah, that's so true. What's like one takeaway from the book tour that you were just like, so crazy? Yeah.
that people have said to us. Yeah. Or like, what was your favorite part? Or like, what was something that you were like, this is cool. I did have fun on good morning America. Yeah. It's so funny. I have so much fun when you don't, um, there's a pattern here. I walked into good morning America. Melinda Gates waves at us. We have no idea who she is, but we're like, what a sweet, sweet woman. We like her vibe. We wave back.
and then I see Gino who just won UConn's women's basketball NCAA championship so I'm like Gino I love you you're like who are you yelling at I feel like you talk to so many people at Good Morning America and I was like I work at Good Morning America I was like who is that then Michael Strahan was there and I was like we love you Michael wait I saw a video of that and
I didn't even see him walk by because me and Lara were in like such a deep convo. Yes, you guys were gossiping. I see Michael Strahan and I say, Michael, obsessed with you. He turns away. But then I realized from the other camera, he goes, love you guys too. So I was making friends with everyone that day. You truly were. And that made me really happy. And then meeting the gigglers has been so fun that one girl was like, can I do the worm in Barnes and Nobles? And Barnes and Nobles is like,
We're going to have to ask you guys to leave. Yeah, they were like, it's not our typical crowd. No, people thought there was a Sephora sale going on at Barnes & Noble. Me, me. I literally got out of, I was driving by Barnes & Noble and like, if you see a line of girls and like you can tell what kind of girls, like, yeah,
I immediately am like, oh, sample sale today. Like I wonder. Girls with taste and who are in the know and well-read. I was like, I wonder what like, like space is right there that there's like all these girls. And I was like, it's a lot of girls. It's gotta be like a reformation sale or something. The bitches are lining up for aloe yoga. Yeah.
And then when I got out of the car and it was for us, I was like, there's just no way. I was like, guys, I thought it was a sample sale. You know, I used to hang out at Barnes and Nobles after school, like in Midtown. That's like what the kids did. You just like, no way you'd sit on in like between an aisle and like get a magazine and
That is so emo. That's so New York City emo. And it wasn't like in a mall. It was just a random Barnes and Noble on the corner. But then you'd get a Starbucks and you that what was better than that?
What was better than your $8 Starbucks and you always got the most unhealthy one that you're going to shit your pants immediately, but you're like, yeah, I got the vanilla strawberry extra fudge dessert. I feel like I missed that part of childhood. What were you... Oh, you were modeling? No, I mean, we weren't like... We couldn't just go places by ourselves. We couldn't drive. No, New York was crazy. And we were allowed to do anything except drive. And to this day...
I can't drive. I realize there's a lot of New Yorkers that can't drive. Me, Ashley Gavin, who's a comedian. So many. Michael Che can't. I think we have to all unite. Because I'm past the point of getting my driver's license. I now have an emotional blockage.
Like, yeah, actually, I need this is a PSA. Are there any gigglers that work at the DMV? Because I don't want you to cheat for me, but I just need you to hold my hand. This is borderline illegal. Is this am I extorting the gigglers? This is literally bribing a public official. Don't tell anyone I said this.
This is between us. But I just want a giggler in the vicinity while I do it to make me feel calmer. Because I feel like when I get in the car with them, they're rooting against you. And I don't like that energy. If a giggler can tell me about my vagina, I think a giggler can help us get you a license. You know? Look, I don't want to cheat. But I would like some support. Yeah. No, I get that. Look, I bring you a lasagna. I have a question, though.
When it comes to driving, like I don't I truly don't think that you have to ever get your driver's license if you plan on living in New York City for the rest of your life. Like,
This is the problem. My parents are in Long Island. If I want to see them. Also, if I have children and I want them to go to soccer practice, like I need it. Totally. But like if you're in the city, you jump on the subway, you get in a car. If you're going out to Long Island, like unless Uber goes away. But like I feel like you could navigate it. You're enabling my bad behavior. Okay, I'm not trying to. Am I good for the environment? Yes. You don't talk about that. Is your carbon footprint zero? Zero.
Zero. No one talks about it. No one talks about it. I'm out here doing hairspray campaigns. Hannah's not driving. You're the reason the ozone layer is broken. We even each other out. Okay. My only question is, and maybe this is just how my brain is wired. I think about living in New York City a lot in terms of like,
If something were to happen, because we live in such a targeted city, everything runs in New York City. If something happened in New York City where we had to get out, like we had to get out quick or like you had to jump in a car and like at some point someone was like, you have to drive. Do you think about that? Like, oh, what if something happened? Would I be able to like, do you think in that situation you'd be able to do it?
And if the answer is yes, then I don't think you ever need a license. And if the answer is no, I think you got one. Well, shout out to all the people who have their license right now. But like, like my grandpa,
Didn't want to bring him up. My grandpa was 92 out here in these streets, wilding. Like, I was going to report that man. I was like, how does he have a license? Probably shouldn't have been. There's people who should not have licenses that have licenses. Totally. And for people who remember the past, I did pass it at one point, except I hit the curb at the end and my dad didn't approve. Whatever. Long story short, it expired. But I do think...
That I get really bad anxiety and I envision myself failing. I have no positive self-talk with it. And I just, I don't know what to do, but I think I have to get it this summer. Okay, so it's a summer goal. You didn't answer the question though. In a time of crisis, would you be able to drive us over the George Washington, bitch? Both my legs are broken. Both your hands are broken. And my hand, and I lost...
my hands okay so in college in wisconsin where everyone drives my teammate got out of the car to drop something off and i was just sitting in the car and a cop pulled over and was like hey you have to move your vehicle oh and i looked at him and i was like and you're like i'm a statue essentially i can't and he's like why and i was like i i but i was like too embarrassed to say it and we had this very i thought i was gonna get arrested i was like i'm a baby
yeah no literally that's what you said you're like I'm a little baby I don't know and then I got my permit once and I was with a bunch of like important adults and they needed me to drive something and I like pretended that I could drive but I was so scared and did you drive yeah but it was shelter island so there's like not one stop light so okay so you could do it
Yeah, I could do it. But like if you were like, okay, Hannah, if you mess up this parallel park, everyone in your family dies. My whole family's dead. Like they're gone. Okay, I'm going to tell you something. I've never parallel parked once in my life. I parallel parked once on my road test when I was 16 and I'm 32. How'd you do it? I fucked it up and he was like, you're fine. I know you know how to do it. But you didn't hit the curb. No. You didn't hit the curb. Okay, good. But I wasn't close to the curb. I was...
A problem in the opposite way. I was in the street. I was in the middle of the street. I was like, this is fine. Wait, so technically you don't even have to do it. You could be like just to duck the points. I didn't hit the curb because I didn't move the car. Can we move on? No, you have to do it. I shouldn't be trying to get around it. This is not good. I will learn, but I have to take lessons. So that's also... You guys, your ego is not your amigo. No, no.
And that's where I'm at right now. And that's where we're at. I'm fighting the good fight emotionally. One thing I wanted to bring up because I was watching Righteous Gemstones, which is really... I have to get into it. Well, this is the last season, so it's fine. But an actress that people, I feel like, don't talk about enough that's hilarious is Megan Mullally.
Who is that? I'm Googling her right now. Okay, she was in, did you ever watch Will and Grace? Oh, yeah. She's iconic. She's Karen in Will and Grace. Yeah, she has the best voice ever. And she's in this season of Gemstones. And every time I see her pop up in something, she's in Parks and Recreation a lot. Her husband is one of the main guys in Parks and Recreation. So her husband is Nick Offerman. Yes. Yes.
Got it. And sometimes she would go on Parks and Rec and like play his ex-wife even though they were like married in real life. She's just so funny and I truly don't feel like people give her enough of flowers. Like she's just as iconic as anyone else in that in her like of her peers. But like I feel like no one ever talks about her. And so I just want to bring awareness to her. That show was incredible and also I feel like
serious moves for the gay community. No, I actually rewatched Will and Grace like start to finish like a year ago. It's such a good sitcom. Like I could like it's so funny now. I couldn't imagine how funny it was when it was on TV like that early 2000s. Yeah. So last week we're doing all this book press and Paige looks at me and she goes, that's weird. You don't have any gays on your team. Yeah.
And I was like, well, the gays are in high demand and the best gays are currently busy right now. And she's like, explains a lot and walks away. You have two gays on your team. Yeah, but when Lucio comes in, it's like I have three gays. Lucio's three. And so,
It was just an observation because I saw my gaze huddled and chatting. And I'm like, the best gossip is probably happening in that little circle right now. But I'm working. I can't even go over to see what they're chatting about. And as I turned and looked at Hannah, I was like, oh, she's by all women, which I'm also all women team too. But I just made the observation like, oh, you don't have any gays. I love how you're like, I have all women, even though there's multiple male gays. But you're like...
It's all women. It's a gay team. Well, there's no straight men in the vicinity. I would say there's probably women on my team who've made out with girls before. Okay. But it doesn't count. No, it doesn't count the same. So we're just going to get you some gays. Well, we were in Fallon and we were trying to think of like good stories to tell. And you wanted to tell the story about how Radio City, they wanted, they asked us if we could come out.
From the stage. The stage. But it was going to cost $8,000. And I was like, who the fuck do you think we are? What's the name of the gay magician? And I looked at one of your gays and he was like, why are you looking at me? I was like, who?
I was like, what, Liberace, who's a musician, not a magician? He was like, first, that was targeted, and second, I knew that you got it wrong, and here's the answer. He goes, that was a hate crime. This is actually what you wanted to hear. And then he helped you out at the end, because that's how the gays are. They'll read you, but then help. So anyway, I am in the lookout for a gay on my team. I just, I think it's a...
important Blakely Thornton is one of my best friends but he's very busy and he's busy he texts me sometimes ideas about my career but I wouldn't say he's fully on the team so that's something I will work on what is wait I didn't ask you what is what's your favorite moment from the book press tour so far what's your rose and thorn yeah what's my rose and thorn I've been obsessed with my looks there was one day that's your answer always
I did like my outfit. I did because it is the first thing. I'm authentic. It is the first thing that pops into my head. 8 a.m. when Paige likes her outfit, she's gleaming. I'm like, what are you so fucking happy about? And she's like, my outfit. It's actually so bad. Like my whole mood is based on how I look. And I should really deal with that in therapy. Like dive into it. It's not good. But it helps you also look good because if you don't look good, you want to off yourself. You don't play good.
You don't look good. You don't play good. Yep. And some would argue it's not just like looking good every day. It's looking good on like Good Morning America. Like it's stressful, you know? See, I'm taking risks. And when I don't nail it, I say you have to take a risk. No, here's what people don't know about you, Hannah. And I'm here to like say it as a fashion icon, because I think that you are entering fashion icon territory. I'm sorry.
You have fun. You, if you, you really want to be like a Julia Fox type, but you're like, it's really not my brand. So you go as far as you can go and feel comfortable. And like, you're giving vibes. You're not giving like Anna Wintour, like she put this together. You're giving like generation, like people will look back and be like, what was going on fiscally? It's a recession. It's giving recession. Yeah.
I feel like I keep getting those TikToks like recession indicators. Hannah in fake glasses. Hannah in Good Morning America in a sweater set. There is a recession approaching. Hannah Werner wore lilac on morning TV.
My thing is, if I'm going to work with a stylist, I want to put together something that I can't do on my own and I can't buy on my own. And that'll be fun. Like, you know, my favorite looks from this whole press tour of yours was when we went to Glamour magazine. Oh, my God. Wait, I don't. You guys know I'm really good and I never go in the comments. Giggly Squad posted one of the videos.
We got on the wrong side of something. People were mad. Why? They literally were like, Hannah needs to burn it. Hannah. Wait, are you kidding? Okay, here's the thing. Your outfit for Glamour was very New York City coded. Thank you. Thank you. So, yes, you're going to get a lot of hate from Ohio over.
Thank you. Okay. And I'm here to let you know it's fine. Wait, I love how you go, let me, as someone who's been through that. Let me hold your hand when I say this. You don't want them to get it. Okay. You don't want them to say great outfit. And I do have to say, I think the page coded girls are, are appreciating this.
the work the art page coded girls can appreciate the effort the vision and the risk yes you know like these girls are out here with bangs and it's about to be summer we like a risk you know like we're not stable are you keeping the bangs for summer
Yeah, I love my bangs. You do? I kind of want you one day, this might, something, you might have to be really going through something, which you have, but I want you to cut really short ones. Short ones, oh yeah, you're always out to sabotage. But maybe they're fake, like just for a photo shoot.
Maybe. I could do like, you know what I want to do? Like I've always wanted to do it, but I feel like honestly the reason I haven't is because I am scared people are going to be like, oh my God, enough with her. But I want to do a photo shoot. Society is always this close to that with women. I feel like if she posts one more thing. One more thing. If I accomplish one more thing, I'm actually done for. You've hit your quota, babe. No, I've literally. Also, it's not like you're like, you got out of a relationship. Like let her live.
no like literally women get out of a relationship and they're like and i'll be president um i'm literally running for office wait now what was i gonna say oh you were wait rewind it grace rewind it you were gonna say i wasn't listening to you i wasn't listening no you never listened no i've never listened to you once shoot it'll come back oh you were saying at a photo shoot
Oh, yeah. I want to like recreate some of Audrey Hepburn's like most iconic look and like do a photo shoot. And like, but but I was like, what? I'm just going to like do this photo shoot for nothing and then post the pictures and people will be like, OK, for what? Well, I think you do the photo shoot and then you keep it for nothing.
like some press that comes and then go like i have i have the looks yeah it could just like be fun like whatever you just do an audrey heparin calendar that's what they used to do back in the gilded age they would do calendars like for firefighters and like i'll mail it to my boyfriend yes that's what you do and your mom yeah no maybe i'll do like a birthday shoot or something you with a pixie cut is gonna change the world you just don't know it yet but it's fine i just think i'm a couple like
As your best friend, I have a vision. I have a vision and like, but I can't force you to do things. Right. That's so true. No, we know that. We know that. I have to do things on my own time. Yes. Also with the photo shoots though, and I don't know if you feel this too, but like you kind of feel like you have to keep outdoing yourself. Yeah.
totally so like that's why i wore no pants i know why playboy happens you were like if page can put a tie on and act like she thought of it like i can take my pants off i think it actually wasn't planned it was like i put on the top and then you were literally mid getting dressed and you're like whatever just do like one like this i know you i literally was like is this giving cunt
I was like, you guys, is this giving con? Here's the other thing. Here's the other thing that I don't, that people wouldn't necessarily know, especially like if you don't live in New York City and you, if you were one of the people that don't live in New York City and you didn't like Hannah's glamour outfits. Oh, raise your hand. I'm just taking a poll.
show yourselves show yourselves stand up go to the back of the class turn around forehead to the chalkboard you're under arrest what i need you guys to also know is hannah is so creative so like even at a photo shoot you're coming up with like creative visions you're like what if we did this what if we hung from that and like
Three out of every ten ideas are usable. But you're coming up with them. So when you're at a photo shoot and you're like, oh, let's just try it with no pants. I know what was happening behind the scenes there. Well, that is so true. That is how I play this game of life.
I'm failing, failing, failing, failing. One success. Strike schools. Strike schools. This is what they say. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. I would classify us as blind squirrels. We're just two blind squirrels trying to find some nuts. No, Hannah's literally got me on Calteen bars, actually. There's always a peanut butter bar somewhere in the vicinity. And if there's not, Grace is on her way to get a peanut butter bar.
Okay, so we're obsessed with the peanut butter bars at Starbucks, which is like a full meal. The perfect bars. Perfect. Perfect bars. And I was about to do one of the signings and I was like, Grace, I need a peanut butter bar. But no, they are. But I was eating them like literal, like it was going out of style. And then Hannah goes, yeah, there's like 400 calories in these. They're like protein bars. It's a meal replacement. I go, a meal replacement? I've been having them as a sweet treat. What?
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Grace doesn't want this life. No. She doesn't want fame. She doesn't want to be at the forefront of anything. At Barnes & Noble, girls are coming up to us, barely making eye contact and saying, where's Grace? And I look and I said, Grace, I'm sorry. This is what your life is now. So Grace is getting very popular despite the fact she doesn't want to. She's very scared. She's very scared. She's very...
Here's the thing. She is shy, but she's not. Well, this is the thing. We can't fully understand it. I look at her in the eye. I said, Grace, I will never understand what you're going through right now.
Because you're getting attention and you don't want it. So I don't even know where to begin with this conversation, but I'm here for you. I will. I respect you. What did they say in Wicked? I will hold space for you. I wouldn't know. But when I see attention, I say, give me that. Yeah. Yeah. That's why we work so well together. Actually, this is a fun question. When you're home for a holiday, like, okay, for Easter, who was like at the dinner table?
Oh, okay. This was actually kind of sad. Okay. I didn't mean to do that. No, because my brother lives in Indiana now. Yeah. Wait, this is my first holiday without my brother.
Wait, he went to his girlfriend's? Yeah. No, like life starts getting weird and you realize like, oh my God, I took for granted every holiday. It was really weird. And you know when you're at the table with your brother and you're like, can we leave and play Nintendo? This sucks. No, well, I had to like, I always disappear at some point in like the evening. And I was like, wait, I can't. They're going to notice that I disappeared. You're the only kid. You're the only kid. I mean, you are the favorite, but...
It comes with a lot of responsibility. No, it was weird. Okay, so it's... So far, it's you. So it was me? Yeah.
Normally it's my dad and papa, but they went to the other side of the families. We were very, this is also a thing, like we're not very religious. So like Easter's not on the top of our. No, I feel like, I feel like for everyone, like Easter is not like the biggest family celebration. Des had to do cellar spots. So he was in the city. So it was literally me, my mom, my dad. Wait, I love that. Okay. So say it's not. Let's make a different dinner.
Thank you so much for that small, sad tale. Wait, do you know I texted your mom yesterday? I should have known you were bored. Did you get jealous? No, because my mom was like, Hannah texted me Happy Easter. And then I was like, fuck. Like, I have to text Lenore and I literally forgot. No, you don't. I mean, my mom was waiting by the phone. Yeah.
She was chucking it like a crush. I should have said to my mom, ooh, so you're not real friends. She wished you a happy holiday. Do you want to know how bored I was yesterday? I look at my mom and I go, can you teach me how to make broccoli rabe with sausage pasta?
This is my favorite dish that she's done my whole life that I could have learned literally any day, but I've refused. And I said, you know what? We have nothing left. The world's about to end. Can I learn how to make this? Did she make it? So I cooked it with her and then I took a photo. Unlike Kim, when Kim tries to teach us how to cook, my mom let me touch the food. Yeah.
Kim had no belief in us. No plans of letting us be church. But I cooked sausage and broccoli rabe, and the family liked it. No one died, and it was quite peaceful. We are so proud of you. It was quite peaceful and nice. Oh, so that's what you had for Easter. Okay, so say it's like your parents, you, and Des. And interesting because Des is also like a stand-up comedian. So like when you're at like a normal dinner with your family. Oh, you want to know the vibes. Yeah.
Are you guys like performing? Like, are you going back and forth? Cause here's your dad is also very funny. So like, is it like a constant? Great question. And I think you'd know this cause you know me, I'm sitting back. Oh, okay. I'm not on payroll right now. Okay. I'm sitting back cause there's so many big personalities in my family. Nana,
is a star when nana walks in the energy changes okay the energy changes and papa's holding her coat it shifts she she literally does what you do where she stands there looks at me waits for me to compliment her outfit then tells me oh no i don't look as good as i used to look keeps walking
And then my dad jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes. Yeah. Des getting into it was about some deep like historical political smart thing that I don't know anything about. And I'm trying to find the cats. I got it. Okay. What is your dynamic? It's the page show. It's Amazon Live. I didn't know it. I didn't know it.
It's Amazon live, but sometimes like, okay. So like when my brother is there, it's him and I back and forth, back and forth. Like we're joking. And sometimes it's, we're targeting them all at my dad. Like we're just making fun of my dad or like,
It's the roast of Gary DeSorbo. Yeah, it's like roasting, whatever. But I'm yapping. I probably yap the most I ever yap in my entire life when I'm like at the dinner table with my family because I can be my most self. What if someone, Gary brought a girlfriend? Do you change the dynamic and ask her some questions or no?
You go, this is my family. How dare you put me in this? You go, do you want me to lie to you? No. Okay. Gary's current girlfriend right now I am obsessed with and I love. I was speaking general. I was speaking general. He really didn't bring like that many girlfriends, I feel like, to like a dinner. And like, no, then I would like tone it down a little bit. But if it's my significant others are like sitting at the table, my mom gets like a little where she's like,
it's about you. It's about you. Like, are they going to find you annoying? Oh, she goes, we're going to need less. Yeah. Maybe you're at a 12. I need you at a five, but it's my family. So I'm like, I'm most comfortable here. Wow. I just had a memory once I was in a car and it was a three hour car ride with my brother and a girlfriend at the time. And my dad and I yapping, yapping, yapping. And I might've made this up, but I,
I feel like she said something along the lines of, do you guys ever shut up? Yeah.
Totally. And I was like, this is my car. Yeah. No, that's insane. Now, if I'm the guest, I'm at someone else's family. Quiet as a mouse. You are like we'll speak when spoken to. And if I feel comfortable enough to like throw in a joke here and there, I'll do it. But if one joke doesn't land, you're out. I'm quite reserved. Reserved. Yeah. See, other people. I'm a cat. I'm reserved.
Anything they want me to be. I was just going to say, you're a chameleon. I'm a chameleon. Remember when me and Allie came to visit your parents? Allie, hysterical comedian, she immediately was giving the command of the room. And I said, I can sit back. Allie has taken that. No, you enjoyed your lunch. I enjoyed my lunch. Yeah, you sat...
I love I actually love being quiet. Yeah, you do. People don't know that about you enough. I feel like you do love being quiet because I don't like when you're quiet. I have to. You don't. Yeah, you don't. It makes me nervous because I'm like, what are you thinking up in there? What are you cooking up in your brain?
that you're so quiet. Valid point. Because when I'm talking, I'm telling you every single thought that's coming in my brain. So when I shut up, you're like, this is gone rogue. I'm like, something's worrying her.
Normally, yes. Normally, yes. But that's why we love Grace because she keeps the flow going between the three of us. Oh, have you heard of adult tummy time? No, but it sounds like something I'd be interested in. I'm surprised it hasn't hit your algorithm. On TikTok, there's a thing going around called adult tummy time, which is apparently good for your spine because your spines are naturally curved, right?
and from slouching, it reverses that curve, and it's bad for you. So if you lay on your stomach and a little bit upright like baby cobra, and you could still be on your phone, they say it's good for your posture. So a lot of adults are doing tummy time now. And you could also do choice time if you want. What's choice time? Do you remember when you were a kid and you could decide just what you want to do for the day? Choice time! Yeah.
And they were like, you have to nap. And you were like, no. I couldn't tell you the last time I had a choice. Oh, God. I know. No, I know. I know. Oh, I do want to say, too.
since you've become like a performer and like you perform all the time, sometimes it is hard to get out of like the performance mindset. If you've been doing straight shows and then randomly you're at like a dinner, you sometimes cannot turn it off. Like I told you, I'll be doing crowd work at dinner and have to stop myself because your brain is just doing it. And you're like, you look at your mom and dad, you're like, how long have you guys been together? I go, what do you do for a living? They're like, you know what we do for a living.
I go, okay, sassy in the front. You're like, now is that Lenore? With an E at the end? N-O-R-E? I go, why are you wearing that shirt? Why are you wearing that shirt? No, I'm so, if there's like a man in the vicinity, especially like at a bar, if there's like boys, I'm immediately going. Yeah. But when we were doing morning TV, I definitely had to be conscious because I was in performing mode. Oh, interesting. See, when we do morning TV, I have to be conscious not to swear. Yeah.
And I have to go a step further and be conscious about the context. Yes. And I have to be conscious of my context. I have to be conscious of you making sure you're conscious. But then I also have to be conscious. I'm willy nilly with my legs. I'll sit there full vag open. Like I get told way more than you to close my legs and that.
That track is a parallel. And that's a metaphor. I do have to say, I'm all about, um, I'm about women empowerment. So I loved your labia out. I thought you were doing it on purpose, but yeah, Fallon, you showed up with a standing outfit. Yeah. You also had a, you had a standing outfit everywhere we went. I mean, all your job was to sit in front of the camera. I was like, what if we stood? I do have to say, I did go a little rogue on today's show because Jenna, uh,
butch hager is so funny and i just want to make her laugh jenna's our friend she's our best like our best like going on today show doesn't like going on good morning america i was way more nervous going on the today show i'm like oh we're literally going to jenna show and they wanted us to riff they were like have you heard of this thing called it's giving and i was like we that's just me and page talking on a given day and they didn't give us any parameters we love talking about the today show they didn't give
They weren't like, hey, don't do this. Well, we're obsessed with the Today Show. We're obsessed with our producer at the Today Show. Obsessed gigglers. They just get it. So then I feel a little too comfortable. I think it's important I go in with a little fear.
when i oh yeah we were giggling remember we were giggling and i looked the guy i'm like sorry we're drunk and he was like those are the good old days no you're riffing with the crew you're like this is i'm on production here's the thing every time we do a morning show i love it so much that i'm like we gotta do a morning show but like
If we had a legitimate morning, like we should give Jenna Fridays off because like she has a family, like she's tired. She wants to like go to this. Should we extort Jenna for Friday? We're like, if you gave Giggly Squad just Fridays. Friday at like 11. Yeah. I'm like, wait, can we actually be the fifth hour? They're like, we don't have that. Yeah. Can we be the eighth hour?
I do think it would be so funny though If you and I had a morning show Because it'd be like the anti-morning show Like we'd literally be like We don't want to be awake either Yeah like I feel like we do We would do like very minimal glam And we would do it in pajamas Because like that's crazy to not And they're like it's noon And we're like yeah We're like this is our hour Why don't you zip it We were with Tyra
Who, I mean, TV icon. I watched all of those seasons. She's, I've never seen her in person. Mm-hmm.
Her face doesn't age. Her face looks exactly the way it looks when you were watching Top Model on TV. I couldn't get over. I was like, wait, but you look like they plucked you out of the TV and just put you right here. Well, she's been in Australia and they have very good water there. Oh, do they? I just made that up. You were like, well, I'm going to Australia. I'm going to catch a flight. But they were showing the...
braided necktie which shout out to my stylist don't know why we haven't done it yet pretty sure i've texted her 80 times saying i want to do a hair neck hair tie but i said this is me after a full winter of not shaving tyra not happy about it she wasn't she went oh
You were laughing too hard to realize you were slapping your knee. I love it whenever you say. You were slapping. Especially morning. Because you're an enabler. But here's the thing. That's morning TV. That's why it's so easy to go and be funny on morning TV. They have to laugh at you no matter what you say because it's like it's not the nightly news. The nightly news, they have to be mean. They have to be stern. And they have to scare you. Yeah. Morning TV. They're easing you into it. Fun. Yeah. Yeah.
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anything I had a great time I know exactly what yours is what yours is what this thing about Paige I know she seems confident
But she's a quitter. She would quit everything if I wasn't there. Okay. All our job is to sign like maybe 30 more books before we can leave Barnes & Noble. Don't you even get me started. 30 more books. First of all, she's having trouble with her Sharpie, which I get it. That's frustrating. But then she starts getting negative and she's like, you guys, she gets the voice. You guys, I can't. My hands are hurting. My hands. You thought you had rigor mortis in your hands.
I go, sign it lighter. You go so fast. I'm enjoying this. I think it's therapeutic. She's literally having a mental break. God damn it. I can't sign it anymore.
And I look at her. I said, you're fucking embarrassing me in front of Mr. Noble. You're going to sign this book and you're going to fucking suck it up. I'll get you an Advil after. Okay? Smile. My fingers went like crazy.
Because here's the thing, Gaglers. Just know this. You've been scammed because Hannah signs her freaking initials. Okay? And I sign full out name. And she goes, well, you should have changed your signature before we agreed to sign 2,000. I look over. She's bleeding. She's crying. I said, can you just use your left hand? Like, I don't know what to tell you. I started to get a headache from my fake glasses. I'm like...
also had like 20 people there who were like their only job is to get us to sign these books and pages i said i can't so that was your thorn so that was my thorn there was one day where i was like so tan oh and everyone kept asking about where'd you get your tan and you were like it's real i was like oh
okay no because i went to miami so i already was so tan but i was peeling so i was like oh let me just throw a little fake tan on where i'm peeling no i mean i i look too dark it was too dark well you also were peeling which i was honestly was one of the more relatable moments you've ever had and i peeled all over new york this week
My skin, my DNA. Anyone could frame me for murder this week. I mean, it's everywhere. Oh, Kim is stressed out now. So stressed. I realized something bad about myself. And tell me if I'm wrong. Okay. I realized. Nope, spot on. Tell me if I'm off. You're like, you're not off. I realized that if I was a man, I would have a mustache.
Oh, man. Because... Wait, wait. I'm going to take it one step further. I'm going to say you'd have like a quirky mustache. Okay. I was a gay man in a past life. Yep. Yep. When I do crowd work and there's a man with a mustache in the front row, I literally lick my lips. I say, what are you overcompensating for? Yeah. What's your thing? You boring loser. What's going on? And I go in on them. But then I realize like...
I'm a man with a mustache because I would be like bored and I like to stand alone. Are you talking standalone stash? Yeah. Like porn director stash. Yeah. Like no beard. Because a beard is like boring and then clean face is to try hard. So you're saying it's clean face with a mustache. Yeah. Like the kind of mustache you'd be like, okay, that's annoying. And I'd be like, I would be that guy. And that's why I think I was a woman in this life.
Yeah, see, I'd be the kind of guy that just had like the same length scruff all around. You'd get a haircut every Wednesday from a guy. 100%. I'd be getting shape ups. I'd be getting, what do they call them? There's like so many names. I feel like I know them. If we were both men, would we be best friends? I think so. What would really be that different about us?
Like my hobbies. Okay. Obviously like my hobbies would change, but I'd probably be just as enthusiastic for like, what's the equivalent of like fashion for guys? Like imagine I just knew everything there was to know about golf. You also could be in, like, I think you'd be into fashion. You'd have nice watches.
You'd be very into watches. I'd be so into watches. And your wallet would be nice. You'd have a nice wallet. I'd have nice like access, like manly accessories. You would have like a $200 pen. Holy fuck, Hannah. Yes, I would.
I would be so into a ballpoint pen on my desk. And you would love... What do they put right here? I'd love like a custom suit. I'd be like, yeah, this is fucking custom. With cuffs. Yeah. With a custom cuff link. Cuff link. My cuff link game would be nuts. I'd be like one of those guys that would be like, you should see my loafer game in the summer. Like...
I would say that exact phrase. I'd be like, being at a wedding is crazy. You'd be at a beach wedding and be like, sorry, I can't go on the beach with these loafers. Yeah, I'd be like, my tux shoes, like, you guys could never. Wow, I'd be such a douche. I love that. But also, sorry, the Sierra, if I were a boy, it just started playing in my head. Because you are an artiste. And that's what this pod is about, is just appreciate art.
I appreciate art. It's subjective. It is subjective. What did you write about fake quotes? Oh my God. I just needed to say this because it's so crazy. I don't know if it's like, if it's, I don't know what it is, if it's like bots or like, if it's like people that get, I don't know what it is, but I keep seeing all these TikToks of like massive long quotes from, by me, but like, I never said that.
And some of them are so crazy. And I'll go in the comments and they'll be like, yup, exactly something shit.
Wait like bad quotes? Yeah and I have to like type in it and be like I didn't like actually say this and like I don't know how defamation works but I feel like this is like kind of damaging like I didn't say any of this. Well is it even saying the source? Like is it like from this podcast or just saying? No it's just like a it will be like a random TikTok account and it'll be like quote from Paige DeSorbo and so then I'm like oh my god did someone like pay someone to do that?
Or is it like a bot? Do you know what it is? It's so scary. I hate to say it, but the algorithm does better when people write a long paragraph because people have to stop to read it. So it makes the videos do better. And then you're like a trending topic right now because like...
Oh, so people are just making shit up? Yeah, and that's why a lot of things become popular on the internet because if algorithmically something works, like when there's a scandal, everyone talks about it because those videos do better. It's not because they actually like...
have honest takes or care about something. It's so, so I just like, if I just, if you see anything I said, I didn't say it. Yeah. Like if you see something, say something like it's so creepy. Oh my God. And it comes to your algorithm. Cause they think you like are going to care.
Yeah, there was like one quote and I was like, oh, what did I say? And then I'm like reading it and I was like, I didn't say that. But can we be honest? Have you ever done an interview and as you're reading what you said, you're like, that's not the tone I meant. 100%. 100%. I'm like, that was actually a joke and I was taking very seriously and now everyone thinks it's fair. But if it makes you feel better, I've been seeing a lot of very empowering quotes by you on my feed. Thank you. Thank you. And my feed is very curated. Yeah.
To what I want to see. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. What are you watching? What am I watching? I'm watching the new Jon Hamm show. Oh my God. I started watching this show because my brother was watching it on my prime. It's called Mobland with Tom Hardy and Pierce Brosnan. It's like the mafia in England. It's so good. Oh, wow. Interesting. Sounds like something Killian Murphy would be in. Yeah. Have you watched The Last of Us?
No, is that that HBO show? Yeah. Love it. I love it. And the second season just came out. I can't do like post-apocalyptic. See, I love post-apocalyptic. It's so I don't know. It's giving recession. You know what? You know why? Too realistic? No, I like watching shows that are pretty.
Like, I like seeing things that are pretty and like there's nothing pretty in post-apocalyptic shows. You would hate how ugly the zombies are. The zombies, because this specific zombie is basically like a massive yeast infection that keeps spreading. And their faces are literally like the yeast infection. Everything's like...
tan and like dark green yeah and dirty everything's like dusty yeah you don't like it no but it's funny because you hate musicals which are beautiful i'm multifaceted i'm like an onion you can't you can't put me in a box you can't put her in a box um except if her her box is out on morning tv every morning this last week
I was wearing vintage Mugler. Okay. You were. And it was worth it. It was worth it. Anything else? I think that's it. Guys, the book is out and about. She is out here in these streets. And if you've been thinking of buying it.
Your instincts are right. The feedback has been fucking incredible. And the way you guys have decorated around your house has been fucking incredible. And we just love you guys so much. And we do have an announcement for something new that we are dropping exactly a week from today. Wow, I'm so excited for that. I made my whole family watch this.
Did they like it? Loved. I'm so excited. I'm actually like trying to be patient, but it's been really hard. So yeah, we have something we're dropping soon because you know what? One thing about us, we're bringing it. We're going to keep you guys fed. That's my only goal in life. Thank you for giggling with us. We love you so much. Bye. And as a special treat, we're going to play an excerpt from the audio book right now. We have trouble committing to a lot of things, such as every plan we've ever made. But a bit isn't one of them.
Committing to a bit is one of the essential joys in life and truly the glue that keeps our friendship together. We do not do weekly Pilates, make dinner together, or take pottery classes. We do bits. So what the hell is a bit? There are all kinds of bits. But to us, it's an inside joke or phrase shared between people that's repeated often.
Bits in your friendship can feel like your own silly little secret language to find humor in our sometimes harshly mundane existence. To share a bit with someone is special and cute and means that you share the same sense of humor. Throughout this audiobook, there are going to be a lot of bits. We will discuss our old bits and probably come up with some new bits. Life is basically a bunch of naps and girl dinners with bits in between. You didn't think we were going to get so philosophical, did you?
And Paige didn't even hit her weed pen yet. Whenever Paige is stressed, I pretend to hit a weed pen, and that's a bit. Our first bit example. Wow, writing a book is hard. Pretends to hit Paige's weed pen. Humor is our secret sauce. Did the family dinner table conversation get a little too heated? Crack a joke. Feeling awkward on a night out? Make fun of the nearest guy in a backward hat.
Our friendship is built on our shared sense of humor, as the best friendships often are. Whether you're going to college, starting a new job, or moving to a new city, finding someone who shares your sense of humor is guaranteed to make the hard days more bearable. We even turned our humor into a career, and now we're writing a book about it. If that doesn't convince you that we commit to bits, then we don't know what will.
We would also argue that if you see life as just a bunch of bits, it can be easier to chase your dreams. Whenever you're scared to do something, stop taking life so seriously. It's just a bit. Want to apply for a job you're unqualified for? That's a silly bit. Want to go up to the hottest guy at the bar and speak in a British accent? That's a multicultural bit. Want to dye your hair platinum blonde for $30 at a student hair salon in college? That's just a cute purple shampoo bit.
If you take your life too seriously, you will be afraid to put yourself out there. Don't worry about failure, embarrassment, or judgment. It's not that serious. When you mess up, your best friend will think it's hysterical. Did you know that Hannah got married because of a bit? Yep. When Des first picked up Hannah at the Shelter Island Ferry, she complained that she was late because of her dad's golf game. He responded, "...at least your parents are alive."
Now, this was a particularly dark and risky bit to start off with on a first date. But in his wise old age, he knew that he did not have time to date someone without the same deranged, sick, dry sense of humor. It was love at first bit. Hannah immediately started giggling, and that bit still holds strong in their relationship. Whenever Hannah gets upset about anything frivolous, Des is quick to say, at least your parents are alive.
Orphan bits can be romantic, too. After a couple dates, I was ready to test a bit on Des. This bit can be used early in relationships to test a date's sense of humor and overall vibes. You have to make sure that he has paid for some dinners already, and then when it's finally time to buy something cheap like coffee or a slice of pizza or a soda, you look at him with a sweet smile and say, I got this.
When the cashier asks for your card, you give it to them and say in a distressed voice, he always makes me pay, and then wait for the reaction. Dez passed the test and laughed. If he hadn't gotten the bit, I would be a single mother to a colony of cats right now, which actually doesn't sound so bad. A lot of people ask me, how did you get engaged? Or what did you say to get him to propose? Well, it really was a big bit.
Only weeks into the relationship, Des joked that he was going to marry me. So I joked back about what kind of ring I wanted. Every couple days, I would randomly send him links to rings. At first, this was hilarious. It was so out of pocket to send a man you just started dating engagement ring photos because all those books tell you that men are petrified of being pressured into marriage. Well, that means we have a great bit on our hands, folks.
She started with small diamonds, then big diamonds, then eventually got up to the M. Rada double diamond ring, which he scoffed at. But one day, six months later, he got down on one knee with the perfect princess cut diamond in platinum prongs and a gold band. Before saying yes, I truly wondered, is this a bit? The truth is that it was. Life is just full of bits and some involve a prenup.
Hannah, I know you're picky with your headphones, so you're actually going to love these. They're called Noom 1, N-W-M 1 is how it's spelled. Oh, those are those ones from Japan. Wait, they actually look so cool. They're like futuristic looking like it's like a donut around your ear.
They're like open back headphones and there's no sound leakage. I've heard of these. And they use this technology called PSZ. It's personalized sound zone, which lets you enjoy your music without anyone disrupting you, which is great.
perfect for me on a plane also you don't disturb anyone around you because i don't want anyone knowing what i'm listening to or what like murder podcasts i'm trying to get to the bottom of solve a mystery yeah it creates like a bubble of sound around your ear which is really cool and it's lightweight i hate when it's heavy and it's like it just feels like it's weighing on my little ears and the battery lasts up to 20 hours on a single charge so there's like not a lot of admin
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